Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Friend Get Friend


First of all, my Ameriminions seem to be having a great time coming up with their opening lines, and I have to say the standard has been superb. There's still ages left to go, of course- the deadline is October 23rd- so keep submitting them in the comment section to the last post. It's all been very impressive so far- some real writers out there, and every few hours I have a new favourite... SO KEEP SUBMITTING!

Of course, I did promise a SECOND competition, now didn't I? Basically, your Golden God needs your Miniony help to spread the Skulduggery word around the world during this, the most fun of all months. This is what we're calling our "Friend Get Friend" competition, and it's all to do with social media. I honestly understand only about half of what I'm about to say, so please bear with me. The winners will receive a set of the Skulduggery books- UK editions- all signed by moi, and you'll each get a signed poster with your favourite quote scrawled across it. I'm not sure yet WHICH of the amazing Skulduggery poster you'll be getting, because it all depends on which ones I can find in my house (yes, that does mean these posters are from my own personal collection.)


Here are the things you need to do to be in with a chance of winning:

If you have a Facebook page, you could change your profile pic to the new Tom Percival US cover, then post a link on your Facebook wall to the eBook here http://bit.ly/qNJYCP

If you're on Twitter, you could tweet (I'm sorry, I'll never be able to take this word seriously) a message out using the following hashtag- #FREESkulduggeryebookUS . It can be about anything connected to the free eBook offer but it must contain a link to the page http://bit.ly/qNJYCP and a request to re-tweet your tweet. Good God. Tweeting, retweeting, hashtags... Does ANYONE understand what the hell I'm talking about?

If you have a different online profile- like MSN, YouTube, Blog, Tumblr, etc- then you could post a status update which includes the cover and the link http://bit.ly/qNJYCP ...

Now, if you do ANY of those things, you MUST tell me in the Comments section to THIS post. Tell me EXACTLY what you've done and you'll be automatically entered into the competition. The closing date is October 31st, the competition is open to EVERYONE in EVERY country (yep, that includes you Ameriminions), and 10 winners will be selected at random by me. 

Ready? Set? GO.


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Star Inkbright said...

Morgan: Not really.

|In Amy's.|

Rowan: |Cool.|

Morgan: *walks across garden and opens back door to house*

Star Inkbright said...

@Andviolet: Meant to be!

Inky Flame said...

Cle: so...what? You've developed a conscience?

Feraaaa32 said...

star: what do you mean wtf? I don't get what you're getting at? :D
ok ^_^
fera: These people...they were trying to eliminate you.(remember the weird creature-man? :P)

Andviolet Queen said...

Star: *high five* Yeah, I think I'm gunna stop now, but it's been fun :)

Feraaaa32 said...

clo: you wanna continue rp??

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: *glares at him*
Developed a conscience? No. I already had one.

Andviolet Queen said...

(Yeah, I do)
Violet: Um... Okay... Why‽

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: you've seen too much *sigh* *smiles*

Star Inkbright said...

@Andviolet: XD Yeah.

@Fera: Well, your characters aren't you, y'know?
I mean, I'm pretty sure Derek didn't fancy Caelan (although idk, he's never actually told us he didn't XD).

Inky Flame said...

Cole: sure
Look at what you've done! You can't treat your 'mate' like that

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: Yeah, but that was /months/ ago! Why now? And besides, what am I going to do? And... Just... *sighs* how did they even get here?

Feraaaa32 said...

star: maybe he did XD and yeah i know, but i just mean even if it's just my character, i do feel a connection to my chars, and i don't wanna really do romantic stuff when i've got a gf for realz ^_^

Star Inkbright said...

@Fera: Fair enough. :) I can understand that.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: *grits his teeth*
I was irresponsible, okay? I see that now. I get the feeling she didnt tell you about my promise to look after her and treat her as an equal?

Star Inkbright said...

I'm also fairly sure Derek's straight, but you never know. XD

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: well...there's another reason *smiles* and...they went through the portal that i created for my messages... ^_^

Inky Flame said...

Cole: no, because she's been worried about me and what you did... I don't care what you said, you raped her mark!

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: Wow. Um. So if you don't mind me asking: what is this mysterious other reason? And why exactly does it make you smile? *raises eyebrow*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: I know what I did Cole.
*glares*
And I'm not saying it was right.

Star Inkbright said...

OMG
THIS STICK OF ROCK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICE
OMG IT TASTES OF TOFFEE
OMG

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: heh *pats head* the important thing here is, you're important... They need you. And me.

Inky Flame said...

Cole: I see
I would have to talk to eira, but if she is carrying your pups, we could arrange some contact, if you want

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: *sarcastic chuckle* Yeah, no, I think another important thing may be /why/.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: You..you'd let me see them?

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: I can't say why...i just know we're important *smiles* and..we've gotta take them out *serious* well...at least i will try to ^_^

Inky Flame said...

Cole: if you promise to behave

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: Thank you. *she smiles, stepping into the room* *it is very large and very well decorated, with a very large bed*

Parasite: Perhaps.

Bethany: *she nods, smiling*

Lily: It is a representation of your life, Friendship. *she enlarges it further so it fills the entire room, with moving images visible in the strands - which actually make up the entirety of the orb* These are your experiences, your feelings... everything that has happened, it's your entire life. This is what a life looks like.

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: /Why/ can you not say why‽ I can genuinely think of /no/ reason that you shouldn't tell me. We can talk about beating them after you've told me, cuz if they are here and have driven me out of my house, I'm pretty sure I'm in this now too. But first: why? I swear I will walk away right now if you don't tell me. *matches serious expression with both eyebrows raised*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Ember and Elizabeth: *they follow Morgan*

Elizabeth: Are we allowed to enter, or are we breaking in?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: I do, I promise.

Onwa: *closes the door*
Mmm.. pretty.

James: Mm..
*yawns while walking*

Good.
*sits back down with Beth in her lap*

Manuel: my life?
*steps closer, watching, studying it*
*sees some images from his childhood and winces*

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: Because i don't know *looks serious*

Inky Flame said...

Cole: I'll talk it over with eira *sighs and moves out of the way* I guess you have a pack to run, but I'll be keeping an eye out to make sure you act like a proper alpha

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: *matches expression, analyzing face, sighs* Fine. Do you at least know why /you're/ important?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: *nods*
Okay..
*walks out the door but pauses halfway through*
Actually.. we could be joint alpha's?

Feraaaa32 said...

(meh, scratch that no romantic comment, i ship vi and fera, so i think they should be together :D )
fera: that, i sure do *smiles*

Inky Flame said...

Cole: *raises an eyebrow* joint alphas?

Andviolet Queen said...

(XD Okay. But can I just say, I don't remember who, but someone once said "Ferlet"... And I'm sorry to whoever said that, but I have to disagree with that name, it just doesn't sound/look good...)
Violet: *looks expectantly* ...well...why?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: Yeah.. I mean, so long as we don't piss each other off and we follow each other's rules..? Surely it'd strengthen the pack?

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: Because I am a monster *looks quite sober and angry*

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: Uuuuhhh...what?

Inky Flame said...

Cole; it's never been done before but I'm open to that possibility

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: Good. We should set boundaries now though.

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: Sorry, let me re word that...I am more than a monster. At least, that inside me is *tries to smile again*

Inky Flame said...

Cole: okay, in the kitchen?

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: Okay, that didn't clarify anything. Can I ask exactly what you are talking about?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: sure.
*walks through to the kitchen*

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: I am sorry. I am not really comfortable talking about it...I've been having lots of problems lately due to it ^_^ and in the past *smiles*

Star Inkbright said...

Morgan: We're fine.

*if he didn't open the door in my last comment, he opens the back door now, and walks into a kitchen*
*a woman's voice calls from the living room (which is through a door)* Morgan, is that you?

Morgan: *not shouting* Yeah.

*a woman comes through from the living room* *she looks about fifty, and has red hair that is streaked with grey* *sighs when she sees Morgan, in a what-have-you-done-now way* Come through to the living room.
*smiles at Ember adn Elizabeth* Hello. Sorry about him.

Inky Flame said...

Cole: *follows behind him *


*eira is currently doing the test *

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: *stares at him with an unreadable expression* Right. Okay. Sooo... What now?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: *sits at the table*
We already have the 'Eira is yours' boundary..

Feraaaa32 said...

ferA: *sigh* *mumbles* the thing that i transformed into back then was part of it... I have to get the sword of hades...so we're gonna pay a visit to a very dangerous place *smiles*

Inky Flame said...

Cole: *nods* as for you finding a mate.,, you can't just choose someone and impregnatd... No you can't sleep with them without their consent

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: My personal life is my personal life Cole.

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: The sword of Hades? Well that name is encouraging. Only a weapon of the god of the underworld? Sounds easy enough to procure. Can I ask some questions here? What exactly is the sword of Hades, where is it, and why do we need it?

Inky Flame said...

Cole: if you do that, your mate will resent you and so will the rest of the pack. Take time to find a mate who loves you back

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: It's just an all-powerful weapon that can kill gods ^_^ We need it to face our enemies *has a weird expression but then smiles*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: Cause that's going to happen. Fine, whatever. Next.

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: Ooh, a god killing weapon? Fascinating. Two things, however: 1) I noticed how you skillfully avoided the "where is it?" and while your conversation skills are admirable, I'm not letting that slide. A for effort, however. Really, really good try. 2) does that mean we are going to be facing gods?

Inky Flame said...

Cole; it can if you wait and act nice

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: Act nice. You want me to act like someone I'm not, just to procure a mate?

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: It is. *she grins* What should we do to pass the time?

Parasite: Just tell me when you would like to sleep.

Bethany: *she has another bite of the apple, pressing against Silente closely*

Lily: Yes, it's your life. *she smiles* Most lives look the same, apart from different images.

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: *sigh* we're gonna go to the 7th ring...and...please ^_^ don't call them gods, they might get offended... *smiles*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Onwa: Hmm.. there's a lot of space in here..

James: Not yet. I want to reach a decent distance.

*holds her close, smiling*

Manuel: *nods* Why do some look different?

Inky Flame said...

Cole: *shrugs* some people like jerks I guess

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: A jerk? Aren't you nice. Next.

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: *smirks* I didn't, I merely asked if they were or not. *not smirking anymore* What's the 7th ring?

Inky Flame said...

Cole; *sighs* fine
How about you say something and I agree or not?

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: *looks with a blank expression* They are much more...It's...a place where strong magical beings hang out, usually a lot of criminals use it for hiding place as well...any more questions? *smiles*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hello.

I think.

Why am I still alive?

Oh.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: Mmm..
When and if you make new rules, clear them with me first.

Star Inkbright said...

You know, Morgan is just someone who annoys Cat so very much.
It's like I specifically designed him to annoy her. XD

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: You know what? I think I'm good. Let's just go and get this over with. *dry smile*

Inky Flame said...

(*huggles kassy* I miss you!)


Cole: I can deal with that *nods*


Eira: *plods down the stairs, looking pale*
*its obvious that she's been crying*
*sees mark and freezes* c Cole?

Cole: *turns* eira...

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Ember: Hi. I'm Ember, and this is Elizabeth. Who are you?

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: good *tips hoodie and nods* follow me *starts walking to violet's house*

Star Inkbright said...

The woman: Amy. I'm a frieng of Morgan's.
*smiles* Nice to meet you.

Morgan: *walks in and sits on the sofa, sighing* *to Amy* Rowan and Ben're comign.
*doesn't look much botehred by the fact that he's getting blood on the sofa*

Amy: *frowns at him, looking worried* How soon?

Morgan: *shrugs*

*the garden lits up as another portal re-appears*

Amy: *looks relieved*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: *looks at Eira*
Hello.
*looks back at Cole*
Boundary/Rule four, if any males are seen trying to take advantage of a female they're out of the pack.

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: *follows Fera* You know, there hasn't really been a good time to say this yet, but I've really missed you. *smiles at Fera and grabs his hand*
(You did say add back in romance, right? I don't trust my memory. If you didn't, then ignore the holding hands)

Feraaaa32 said...

(yes i did say :p)
fera: I've missed you too *smiles and eases her hand into his* *leads the way to violet's house*

Inky Flame said...

Cole: *nods and then rushes to eira* I'll explain... What's wrong? *wipes the remaining tears *

Eira; *shakes and cries* I I am... With his...

Ole; *pulls her close* shhhhh it's okay

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: *looks down at the floor, figuring keeping quiet is the best thing he can do right now*

Star Inkbright said...

((Eira's a beautiful name.
I haev an aunt called Eira.))

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: *smiles content Lyaaf and swings interlocked hands* Obviously you've been up to a lot. Want to tell me the legend of the great Fera's plights?*smile widens*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hello, Chloe.

Miss you too...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hey kas.)

Inky Flame said...

(You do star? Awesome^.^ it is a pretty name ^.^)



Eira; w why is he here?


Cole: we have a deal... He promises to behave so we are going to be joint alphas
I'll make sure he will behave

Eira: don't let him have me...

Cole; *keeps her close* don't worry, you're mine

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hello, Jaimie.

Inky Flame said...

(Text me when you're home ^.*)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: Eira I.. would like to apologize.. again. I won't violate you ever again. If you wish I'll avoid even touching you.. unless you're in danger, of course.

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: *smiles* well, I've been here and there, making deals with people, trackign down leads, getting stronger each day *they reach her house* What have you been up to? *puts arms around her neck*

Star Inkbright said...

@Chloe: yes. :)

Inky Flame said...

Eir; *knows he's being genuine (I think) so is confused* o okay... Do you.., do you want to see my pups ?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Chloe September.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: that.. decision is yours.

Inky Flame said...

(Really? *huggles* I miss you)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: For what?

Parasite: Of course.

Claire: You really should get a room.

Lily: Right... Right... *she shrinks the orb down before allowing it to sink back into the water, pulling out another orb* Watch... *she enlarges the orb a little, before it begins to break down and turn black*

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: Not that much, to be honest. I guess I just settled into my normal routine again. I've lost a couple friends... I don't know, after I met you... Everything just doesn't seem as exciting as it was. But I've still been pretty good. *sighs* *playfully* I've even gotten asked out a few times. *smiles mischievously*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Chloe Don't.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Ember: Is there any way to stop him bleeding or...?

Elizabeth: *her hands glow blue and her clothes and hair return to before she became soaked*

Inky Flame said...

Eira: I'll think about it *looks at the floor* I don't know how I'll cope... I'm so clumsy.,,

Cole; there is a solution *picks her up bridal style* you don't lift a finger until they're born *goes and sits down with her on his lap*
Where were we mark?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Onwa: Mmm.. anything.

James: *forces himself to keep walking*

We're hardly being that bad!

Manuel: *watches with a slight frown*
Its.. withering?

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: *looks back protectively* oh really? were they handsome? nice? who are they anyways?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: No rape.

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: Oh, does that hurt your ego? Is somebody jealous? Well, you'll be pleased to find out that I don't even remember a couple of them. I made it clear to all of them I was taken. *smiles and pecks Fera on the lips*

Feraaaa32 said...

rape? O.o

Inky Flame said...

(I will Kas! You're my friend)



Cole: right, rape is wrong and anyone who commits that crime shall be dealt with

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: no...I am not jealous *pouts a little* but i am...kinda...glad i mean it's not like it would've been a problem if you did *looks like lying* hehe ^_^

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: *rolls eyes and smirks* You know, it'd be okay if you were jealous. I think it would be cute. *pecks nose*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: Yes. The same goes for murder, theft etc. Any other rules?

Inky Flame said...

Cole: *places hands on eiras hips+ that sounds all reasonable to me

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: hehe, perhaps...i am *looks a bit nervous*

Andviolet Queen said...

Violet: *smiles* And that's okay. Well, we're here. Time to get going.

Grant Ward ((Skylar Isome)) said...

Hello. This time I know I am not alone.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Mark: *nods*
Good. I guess that's everything then?
*isn't looking at Eira or Cole*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Off to sleep. Good night.

I hope certain people aren't dead.

Feraaaa32 said...

fera: oh right *snaps back* *opens her door* let's go to your bed

Andviolet Queen said...

Fera: it's been fun to rekindle this rp, the not one I've ever been seriously involved in. But bye to everyone here! I have to go now!
*huggles Fera*
*hugseveryone else here*
Bye!
*disappears by skyrocketing upwards into a mysteriously appearing cloud of sparkly purple mist*

Feraaaa32 said...

*hugs violet* see ya, and continue this rp later :)

Inky Flame said...

(Hey grant!)


Cole: that is everything


Eira: *looks at mark* never do what you did to me and Anna again... You will find a mate that wants you one day

Grant Ward ((Skylar Isome)) said...

Hello, Inky.

Inky Flame said...

(I'm off I ed now
Nos da!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Nos da Chloe, enjoy Ed xDDD)

Star Inkbright said...

Amy: *sighs* He'll be alright. He just needs time.

Rowan and Ben: *walk in*

Rowan: *sees Morgan and sighs, a sigh that transmits angerless frustration*

Ben: *to Morgan* Just go to sleep*

Morgan: *nods adn clsoes his eyes*

Rowan: *to Ben* You go and get blood.

Ben: *walks off*

Rowan: *to Ember and Elizabeth* Hi.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(... I just used a "Taylor Swift song generator" and put it all to random. It was a big mistake.

We were both slimy when I first saw you.
You fly a jet and the flashback starts:
America is where I'm standing in the April air.

What are you doing with that new lover?
Who wears that chewy skirt,
When I wear an ample jumper,
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for is my bumpy nipples.

So this is me acting,
Standing in front of you saying, "I'm thirsty!"
And I go back to April all the time.
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but bouncing dangerously,
Wishing I'd realised you are an alien.
I'd go back to April, turn around and do some sailing.
I go back to April quite often.

Bunny, let's do some singing,
This love is divorced but it's married.
It's a love story, bunny,
Just be my poor frog.

We are never ever ever going to try swinging cheerfully together,
We are never ever ever going to try swinging cheerfully together,
You go talk to your husband, talk to my niece, talk to me,
But we are never ever ever ever going to try swinging cheerfully together,
Just skipping abnormally forever.

I'm thirsty bunny, I'm thirsty.)

Chione Asahina said...

(Hello.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Hello, Gemma.)

Liliana: How about we test the bed?

Parasite: You are tired, we should rest.

Bethany: No, we're not... I'm just curled up in her arms...

Lily: It's simulating the effects that torture have...

Feraaaa32 said...

hello gem ^_^

Chione Asahina said...

(First is love story.
Second is you belong with me.
Third is Back to December
Fourth is love story again i think
Firth is obviously we are never getting back together)

Chione Asahina said...

(Hi Fera, Soph
How are you both?)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(It is the single most disturbing song I have ever heard.

I may attempt another different type of song generator.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(xDDDDDDDD OMG. I can't breathe xDDDDDD


Hey gemmy.)


Onwa: Definitely.

James: Mmm..

Nothing disgusting at all

Manuel: oh..

Chione Asahina said...

(Hey Sid.
*Hugs tightly*
How are you? Surprised you're still up.)

Feraaaa32 said...

i am really great thank you, how're you? :)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs gemmy tightly back*
I'm fine. And yeah, its the weekend!
And I can't be bothered turning my light off..


How are you?)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(And this was a "Katy Perry song generator".


This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, stick in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I rubbed a policeman and I liked it
The taste of his sexy ankles
I rubbed a policeman just to try it
I hope my therapist don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I rubbed a policeman and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Smooth people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I rubbed a policeman and I liked it
The smell of his yummy toes
I rubbed a policeman just to try it
I hope my therapist don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I rubbed a policeman and I liked it
I liked it,

Those boys they are so magical
Sexy ankles, yummy toes, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I rubbed a policeman and I liked it
The sound of his wet fingers
I rubbed a policeman just to try it
I hope my therapist don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I rubbed a policeman and I liked it
I liked it

I liked the feel of his moist mouth
I liked the feel of his moist mouth.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Sophia: XD OMG that one was even worse. XD

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*facepalms, grinning* Well then Soph.. xD)

Chione Asahina said...

(I'm glad you and Hope are happy, Fera. :)

Jai you should really head to bed though.

Lol Soph.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(And this is fairly bad, also. A Grease The Musical song generator.

Pink star, you saw me porn watching alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a supermodel of my own.

Pink star, you knew just what I was there for,
You heard me saying a prayer for,
A supermodel I really could care for.

And then suddenly appeared before me, the only one my arms could ever hold.
I heard somebody whisper 'hocus pocus'
But when I looked, that star had turned to a used condom!

Oh oh oh...

Pink star, now I'm no longer alone,
Without a dream in my heart, without a used condom of my own.

You better shape up,
'Cause I need a supermodel,
And instead I got a used condom.
You better shape up;
You better understand,
To my heart I must be true.
And this used condom and me are through!

We go together,
Like Yogi Bear and Tom Cruise, Like Tom Cruise and Yogi Bear.
Remembered forever,
As rank rank rank greasy-greasy boom de boom de boom.

Well - a well - a well - a huh...
Tell me more, tell me more,
Is Coronation Street really better than EastEnders?

Tell me more, tell me more,
Is the used condom a joke?

Tell me more, tell me more,
Where is my sodding supermodel?

Porn watching dreams ripped at the seams, but oh those porn watching nights.


I would like to point out that these songs were the first attempts of just pressing "suggest" for every single question with absolutely no input of my own.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Gemmy meh


@Soph O_o)

Star Inkbright said...

((Omg.
Love Ed and Harry.))

Kai The Immortal said...

(back I decided to edit but well I think It just crashed so I might need to do all that work again :( we'll see when vegas reboots sometimes it remembers I like those times.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: *she kisses Onwa passionately*

Parasite: Rest.

Claire: Not for you, but to me! Yes! Lots of disgusting things!

Lily: Torture is... horrible...

Kai The Immortal said...

(It remembers :D thank god :P )

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Elizabeth: Hello, my name is Elizabeth, the daughter of the god of time.

Ember: And I am Ember, the daughter of the god of destruction. Uh... So you're from this dimension? How's that going for you?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Onwa: *kisses her passionately back, leading her to the bed*

James: No. I can- *yawns* last a bit longer.

What? What's disgusting here?

Manuel: *nods* it is.

Feraaaa32 said...

gem: hehe, thank you, who told you about it? :) ^_^

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Time skip, Jaimie?)

Parasite: Go to sleep or I'll make you go to sleep.

Claire: Just touchy feely and ew.

Lily: So now you've seen your own life.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Yes.)

James: You can't make me sleep.

*rolls her eyes*

Manuel: *nods* it is.. intriguing

Star Inkbright said...

Rowan: *nods, filing that information away*
((Omg why do my characters have such organized heads.))
Yeah, I'm from this dimension.
How's what going for me?

Ben: *returns with more blood, and wires&stuff to complete a blood transfuse*
*begins setting one up, Rowan watching him carefully, although not warily or doubtfully*
*to Amy* You can continue whatever you were doing before he came in.
*looks at Morgan* He'll be okay.

Amy: *continues to hover, looking worried*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: *she presses against Onwa* Mmm... I love you. I do very much love you.

Parasite: Yes, I can.

Claire: It is just ew, though.

Lily: *she smiles, leaning against him*

Ember: ... Living in this dimension? Your life? I'm glad Morgan will be okay. Someone sent him to our dimension kind of against his will, and most of our powers seem to revolve around the changing of a person's body like transporting them or changing how they're feeling and things like that so it wasn't... good for him. I kept striking him with lightning to give him energy.

Elizabeth: We were trying to figure out who sent him. I could tell that something was wrong with him but he was hardly good at explaining things. All I know is that changing his body and emotions is not a good idea. I could do nothing to help him - and he asked to be returned home. Unluckily, it is rather hard to aim at a realm that I can barely see - so we appeared in the ocean.

Ember: *her hair ignites - properly this time* I hate water.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Onwa: I love you too *smiles*

James: You can't. Even if you can, you won't.
*keeps walking*

You just don't like love.

Manuel: *smiles, hugging her gently*

Star Inkbright said...

Rowan: My life's going fine.

Yeah. He's not good at transformation when he's in a bleeding mood.
Sorry about that.

*sighs* We haven't come across inter-dimensional travel before, I'm afraid - or if we have, I don't know about it. I wouldn't know who sent him. However, we're happy to look into it on our end.

Star Inkbright said...

Amy: *looks shocked at Ember's hair*

Star Inkbright said...

Dean just had to tell Jimmy that his family hadn't seen him in fiev years.

AWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH

Star Inkbright said...

((OMG HIS DAUGHTER HASN'T SEEN HIM IN FIVE YEARS))

((OMG))

Star Inkbright said...

OMG HE'S SO HORRIFIED AND DEVASTATED

OMG

Star Inkbright said...

OMG

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: You are perfect for me, Onwa. I do mean that from the bottom of my black heart.

Parasite: *she grins, snapping her fingers, putting James to sleep* *she catches his body, laying it down on the sand, sitting next to him and entering his dream*

Claire: Romantic love is ew! I can't understand it... Like... Why would someone want to touch another? Like... Why? Why don't people want to stay away from each other? Why do people like each other? Like what benefits are there? It's ew.

Lily: *she hugs him back* Would you like a chair to sit down?


Ember: Is it alright if we help you look?

Elizabeth: Morgan said that he could potentially trace them. Something about a log? We went to the goddess of peace, who has an infinite library, to seek assistance. Her calming presence did not work well with Morgan.

Star Inkbright said...

OMG HE CAN'T EVEN GO SEE THEM NOW

OMG

OMG

OMG I NEED TO STOP SAYING OMG BUT /OMG/

Star Inkbright said...

Rowan: *bites lip, looking worried*
*to Ember, cautiously* I suppose so.
*to Elizabeth* We tend to monitor the world - our world - to look for unusual energy sources. We also keep a record.

Star Inkbright said...

((OMG HE'S LIKE CRYING))

Star Inkbright said...

HE ONLY THOUGHT HE'D BE GONE FOR A FEW MONTHS

OMG

alright this word is beginning to lose its meaning

Noelle said...

Night
She stood in front of the mirror, glaring at herself as tears swam in her eyes. She hated herself. With a swift and steady hand, she began to cut the hair off of her head, beginning close to her scalp. Long locks of Amber and Carmel hair fell in heaps to the cold linoleum, and her skinned head was patchy and unattractive.
She looked even more ugly now.
She began to cry the longer that she stared in the mirror. Her blade was on the counter, whetted by her skin already, and there was blood streaming from the deep gashes in her hips and inner arms. Where was a bruise on her cheek from where she slammed her head into the corner of the bookcase. It was a dark bruise, and it matches the purple circles beneath her eyes.
Whore.
Her large bottle of paracetamol sat on the counter beside her, blue and red pills in the hundreds. She had done the math already- that 112 of these pills should kill her- it is the perfect number; just enough to ensure she doesn't live with liver issues, and not too much that her stomach forces her to vomit the medicine back up.
Pulling her handful out, she began to swallow them, in groups of five, with a glass of warm and old water. It tasted like ash.
After about fifty of them, she was feeling sick to her stomach, and weak. She quickly began to swallow more and more, until her vision was failing her.
Her vision tunneled, darkness seeping into her eyes, and she lost her footing. Her head hit the floor and, in a few minutes, she was dead.

Star Inkbright said...

[7/11/2015, 00:57] Catherine: Dan: *shrugs* At least you didn't lose your foot.

XD

Omg.

Star Inkbright said...

Noelle . . ?

Noelle said...
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Kai The Immortal said...
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Star Inkbright said...

I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep if I slept earlier today . . .

Might be here if someone comments. Might not.

Star Inkbright said...

It"s ten to three and I'I'm tired and not sleepy

Wtf.
Help

Andviolet Queen said...

Hello?

Andviolet Queen said...

So I'm going to take this opportunity to say something that's been on my mind. This is a bit long, so I wouldn't mind if you read it or not, I just have something I want to say.
Blogland is such a wonderful place, with a beautiful, accepting community. It is so encouraged to be yourself, and everyone here's self is quite amazing. So I have been told in the past that I am part of this community now... Well, I don't often feel that. While I will exchange pleasantries with everyone, and I know everyone's name, and definitely have a few friends, I don't know most of you nearly as well as I'd like to, and most of you don't really know me that well either. I'm having a bit of trouble holding conversations, and never really know how to initiate getting to know people. What I'm trying to say, I guess, is that this community and all the people in it are so indescribably lovely that I want to become a bigger part of it and be better friends with all of you. I don't really know what I expect to come out of this, and I would be perfectly fine with nothing coming out of this, I just feel like Blogland is a place you can speak your mind, so... I am speaking.
Love you all <3 :)
Sorry that ended up being so long, and kudos to anyone who read all of it :)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*hugs Vi*
You are a wonderful person and I hope to get to know you better too!!!

Which I know is a little hard when I barely come on (and I often forget I don't come on much because I ghost and read back XD) But I don't care!

Pmf! :D
*hug fives*

Andviolet Queen said...

Duggy: :) thanks, that means a lot *returns both hug and hug five*
Quite frankly I see it as fitting that you responded to this first. I remember my first day here, it was around this time of night, I had a similarly long schpeel of hi-ness and you greeted me :)
Luv you Duggy :)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

😁😁😁

Well there aren't many people on now because of timezones!


But I can't stay, we're gonna play Ticket To Ride! :D (my new favorite game. I've only played one game today!! Gasp!)

Andviolet Queen said...

Okay :) Bye then! *hugs the dug*

Star Inkbright said...

I had an hour and a half o sleep tonight.
that is it.
Still wide awake.
Wtf.

*yawns* Might try more sleep.

@Andviolet: Uhhhh . . . I'm pretty sleep-deprived, and my thoughts aren't thought-ing.
But yes, Blogland is a place where you can speak you mind. And :( I like you. Also, I think the only way to get into a community is to stick in it. Just carry on being there and carry on talking. :) That would be my advice, anyway . . . and I'be been in communities, not been in communities, and been in communities without being in them.

OMG SO FIZZYYYYY

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

SLEEP STAR

Inky Flame said...

(Email me vi! Or skype! I would like to speak from
Time to time


*glares at jai* I saw what you said after I left )

Inky Flame said...

(Hey moss!)

Inky Flame said...

(American pie is hilarious
I seriously recommend it!)

Inky Flame said...

(I had a weird thought the other day

The dead men singing/ dancing to bootylicious)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

SLEEP IS IMPORTANT

The song, Inky? The song's rather sad...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

American Pie, I mean, not Bootylicous.

Inky Flame said...

(I should go to sleep but I can't
Went into my mums room for a cuddle
She's so proud of me, not complaining about work
But she wanted to go back to sleep so booted me out...)

Inky Flame said...

(I was on about the films)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh. I haven't seen the films.

:-/

I should sleep as well. I'm leaving early tomorrow morning...

Msd

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I LOVE THE SON,G AMERICAN PIE AND MY BROTHER CAN'T BELIEVE I LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S FROM THE 70s BUT I LOVE IT AND I DON'T CARE WHEN IT'S FROM




I NEED O SHEEO, NITHT_

Inky Flame said...

(Nos da moss ^.^ sweet dreams)

Inky Flame said...

(Hi dug O.o

May I just say that you're pretty ^.^)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

....Thanks :))))

I don't know if I've had any one besides a family member ever tell me that.

It means a lot, thank you!
*hugs*

John said...

(Sleep is for the weak O-O)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Actually when I've video chatted a couple people I think they said it.


But it still means a lot, that warm fuzzy feeling is still here!

But I need to sheep, nos da!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*warm, fuzzy feeling is crushed*
*glares at Blake*
Sheep is for the smart.
*nodsnods*
Though just because STAR is having a hard time sheeping now does not mean she's not smart. It doesn't seem to he that she's choosing to be awake.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(NOELLE?!?!)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*is actually still really happy*
*is SMART AND SHEEOS*
*sticks tongue out at Blake*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Idk Jai...
I hope she's okay, I hope she was just writing it (though it's still not good) but Idk..
Oh gosh...

John said...

("Sheeos"?)

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