Ahem.
Although the day BEFORE that I got to see all my nieces in their Halloween costumes (because I won't be seeing them at Halloween). Rebecca was dressed as a witch. Emily was a bumblebee. Sophie was a pig. And Clara... Clara was a skeleton, because she KNOWS who's going to be giving her the best presents when she's older. When I have pictures, I'll be sure to post them.
And what did I GET for my birthday, you ask? Well... um... okay, see, when I say it aloud, it doesn't sound that impressive, but basically I got some photographs in nice frames...
God that sounds boring.
But I really am the WORST person to buy for, as Laura was complaining to me last night. Everything I want, I pretty much have already- so what is there left to get me except really odd things that I'd never think of? See?
But some of you guys here, and at the Forum and the Facebook page, did all the celebrating for me, which was really nice of you. In particular, I'm thinking of Valkyrie V, who actually had a party with a CAKE. And Val V, I hope you don't mind, but I just HAD to post a pic of it.
I'm not really sure what Polar Bear Girl has to do with Skulduggery, but I like her style nonetheless. These guys really went out of their way to celebrate poor old Skulduggery's deathday, and they are all astonishingly sloppy eaters...
And in other news...
The Ameriminions competition is now over! I have been HUGELY impressed with your entries. They have been cool, atmospheric, creepy, action-packed, sinister, and funny- sometimes all at once! Now I have the quite enjoyable job of going through them all and picking the line that is best suited to the story I want to tell.
A HUGE congratulations to everyone who entered.
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Gtg and have a shower now. After that is dinner so I may be away for a while.
But I might get a chance to get back on before dinner.
But maybe not.
Bye!
Bye Mist
Back!
Hi Eve
New post
http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/
Updated just now, so refresh if you're on
Commented
Check your dashboard! I can't keep saying new post if I'm going to post at the rate I'm hoping
Yes you can
No I can't. You don't understand how fast I'm hoping to post, and you might not be here when I post, and I can't tell you new post
Well, I cant keep checking my dashboard if you're going to post at the rate you're hoping...
I check mine everyday!
Not everyone can be like you, Nix.
You shoudl strive to be. And the first step is to check your dashboard
Nix, I hate my dashboard. It annoys me. It frustrates me. I simply cannot do that.
*grins*
Gtg be back soon
Bye!9
Bye Eve
Be back soon
I AM DARTH VADER!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
*summons lightsaber*
DARTH VADER IS AWESOME!
AND I AM HIM!
...OR...HE IS ME!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!
But... that means...
THAT MEEEEEANS...
It means...
...It means what?
WHAT!
Baaaaaack :)
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Hi Eve
Hi Nix!
Random in everyway. Also stupid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyD8hkSbCRs
Hi Eve!
I AM DARTH VADER!
Hi Mist! Yes, I heard...
I AM EVE!
...
Can't watch nowsorry
K Eve
The silence, it's killing me.
Raaaaaaaaaaah....!
I'd be watching Key of Awesome
Now have a frog
*eats frog*
good Eve
Dinner
Bye!
Bye Nix!
Li'l bit distant.
Akay?
Bye Nix.
EXTREMELY distant.
Akay?
Akay.
Akay?
Akay.
Watching Big Bang :3
Akay
Akay
Uh-kay
/
Ah-kay
Kay.
Hey-Kay
Oongkay
1st
1st
I dedicate this page to the English language.
Because we love to defy it. XD
What you be meanen?
AKAY IS NOT A WORD
I bea sure it as
Shdhdfhcsykvaf is not a word either. And yet it has become a common word in Blogland.
I just type random letters
You WHAT?!
You heard me
....
....rrrrrrrRRRAH!!
...bbbbbbbBBBBBAH!
....sssssssssssSSSSAAAAH!!!!
...dddddddddddddddDAAAAAAH!!!!
....gggggggggGGGGRASS!
....eeeeeeaaaaaRRRRTHWORM!!!
cccccccCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
dddddddddddddDDDDDDOG!!!
...
...
...
....MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*squeaks*
*shudders*
*screams*
Ch-ch-ch Dynamite
Th-th-th-TIME BOMB!
Ex-ex-ex-ex EXPLODE
Chka chka Slim Shady!
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Cuz I'm Slim Shady,
Yes I', the real Shady,
All you other Slim Shady's are just imatatin'
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up,
Please stand up...
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me, coz we need a little, controversy, coz it feels so empty without me
I'm so bored with these games we're playing
I guess that's why they call them board games
be back later
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your mother****in' conscience!
*laughs at Nix's joke like hahahaha*
Bye, Nix!
*leaps onto iPod*
*groans*
I am sick, and tired, of drawing squares...
Why are you drawing squares...?
Think im going to go to sleep now. I need more of that as it is.
Night Eve. :)
Stupid activity that will supposedly help our spelling. Mrs Luppino knows I can spell, she said it herself.
SO WHY DO I HAVE TO DRAW...
*counts*
118 SQUARES??
Night Mist!
going to bed now
Bye!
*is laughing irl*
You guys are so funny, you know that?
I came on exactly two hours after nix left^^^
*surveys hand* I spiralised my hand in science. Spiralised is Starion for 'drew overlapping spirals all over it'. With my black pen coz it works best in black. All over my palm and the back of my hand and the top of my wrist and round all my fingers. Everyone was going "Woah, what are you doing to your hand?" I answered, "I'm drawing on it".
It looks cool:)
Hello? Is anyone online...?
I really hate being in a different time zone to most of you... :c
ME HERE!
Hi L!
Yeah, i know. It sucks.
*misses sparky and lavender*
*kills a llama*
There was once a tribe of people who used to run through the grass yelling, "WE'RE THE HELLARWE!"
(WE'RE THE HELLARWE = WHERE THE HELL ARE WE) *grins* gettit?
Course, it depends on accents again.
Q. Why did the murderous llama go to Hollywood?
A. Coz the stars're there.
Yeah, i know, rubbish, made it up myself . . .
What train chews bubblegum?
A chew-chew train.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
What did the traffic light say to the cars?
Don't look, i'm changing.
Where do baby apes sleep?
Apricots.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Dug.
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Dougless. (Did i spell that right . . . ?)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer. (Aka no idea, gettit?)
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no eye deer!
Those ones are kind of hard to get written down . .
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You just said it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, not who!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.
Here's a long one . . .
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aunty.
Aunty who?
Aunty glad i'm not a granny?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didn't say banana?
Another one i invented:)
Where did your friend go in holiday this year?
I'll ask 'er.
(I'll ask 'er - Alaska, gettit?)
What's black and white, and red all over?
A newspaper.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Coz he had no body to go with.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Coz he wanted to go to the body shop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid being told lame out-of-date jokes about the chicken crossing the road.
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.
What do you get if you pour boiling water dpwn a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies. *frowns* they do have hot cross buns in other countries, right?
*woolly
I copied this from percy jackson and the sea of monsters:
"Take my first class today - English. The whole middle school had read this book called Lord of the Flies, where all these kids get marooned on an island and go psycho. So for our final exam, our teachers sent us out into the yard to spend an hour with no adult supervision to see what would happen. What happened was a massive wedgie contest between the seventh and eighth graders, two pebble fights and a full-tackle basketball game.
(. . .)
When first period ended, our English teacher Mr de Milo came outside to inspect tje carnage. He pronouced that we'd understood Lord of the Flies perfectly. We all passed his course.
(. . .)
Our next exam was science. Mrs Tesla told us that we had to mix chemicals until we succeed in making something explode. Tyson was my lab partner. His hands were way to big for the tiny vials we were supposed to use. He accidentally knocked a tray of chemicals off the counter and made an orange mushroom cloud in the trashcan.
After Mrs Tesla evacuated the lab and called the hazardous waste removal squad, she praised Tyson and me for being natural chemist. We were the first ones who'd ever aced her exam in under thirty seconds."
*the
*chemists
My brother made up this crappy joke years ago:
Why did the snail kiss the toadstool?
Because he wanted to eat you.
?
That doesn't even make sense.
Me and my sister worked out that when the snail kissed the toadstool, he didn't die coz snails are immune to that toadstool poison, but he got poison on his lips, so then he could kiss you, then you would die from the poison, then you being dead would make it easier for him to eat you.
We put quite a lot of thought into it. Still doesn't make it funny though.
*is dead bored*
Oh. NEW POST! *curses everyone for not telling me*
Ready.
Haha! Wow! I got last! What a first! Ha, pun. :P
ELDER STRANGE?!
Very funny
be right back
K Cal
Smush
No offense Eve, but I just don't think you could bother with being an Elder. You'd be bored within a week
PENDRAGON! That reminded me! Kallista's name's in Death Bringer!
Yeah, I bet you guys already know. But I just found the time to read it two days ago... as a first...
I was so shocked when I read Kallista Pendragon and Rosesomethingorother Ember(figured another blogger) in DB!
Yeah, I saw that Lav
That's awesome!
Nix, you're only laughing because I'm wearing a fake mustache.
You'd make a great Elder. You too, Lav.
Except for the fact that I am completely against this whole hierarchy system
Yeah, but that's IF, right? We're not having Elders. Are we?
If I had any say, it would be Elder for the people, not for the charge. Though I have no idea how the system works here...
It may just be honourary
Lav, there are already Elders. A few of them I don't like, and a few of them don't like me
Nix, I would not make a great Elder because im just too good at starting rebellions.
Fear my Army of the Cold Shoulder!!
If fact, I agree with Eve. Being treated like an Elder means you act like and Elder, and that leads to thinking you're better than others
Get rid of the system altogether
Yeah, better to leave things as is than even having the title of Elders.
I agree with that part about hierarchy, not about me being any good
Lav, we already do have Elders...
"We'll create a place called Equalia, where everyone is equal.
We'll be in charge of course."
*stops*
This has given me an idea... I have to write it...
Ignore me
Eve, where did you get that line? If you made it up, can I use it?
EVE HAS NO LEADER!!!
They can be Elders of their own little world
SIMPSONS!
Fine, I can do without
I didn't make it up, I'm afraid. Lisa Simpson did. Hence the quotation marks.
Well, they're not really Elders here, right? They haven't been here a while. Now, most of them are Chations.
Be back soon
Sayonara!
I'm going to bed now. Night guys!
Chations...
The only ones who come here are Kal, who is good, and Octa. I'm not sure if he's an Elder, but he's alright
So we can say the system no longer exist
Bye Eve
Bye Lav
Oh, and sometimes Aquilla, but I haven't really spoken to her...
I'm going to try something.
Since no one's here... I'm going to go for a while
Be back later
Bye!
Back!
Are you still here?
I'm having an argument with this guy on youtube about who created Harry Potter. He says he did. Idiot
What is this?
He put several comments on a YouTube vid about he came up with Harry Potter, and someone stole his notes from his house one night. I think he has problems
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1VO6CAwf4w&email=comment_reply_received&lc=l3ZgdY3tsyd3Fik8wgFIFsRdMDM6jFQAD82foJcta0Q&lch=email_reply&feature=email
Don't bother watching the video, look at the comments
I'm reading something that said he came up with Sherk as well
I is for Idiot.
I found something else that says he made Mr. Bean, Thomas the Tank Engine and Lion King as well
and Lord of the Rings
Something is telling me he's lying.
Just a little bit.
Finding NEMO, Wallace and Gromit, AVATAR, recent James Bond films
Wow...
I don't think he's lying. I think he's delusional
and Titanic
*laughs*
He claims that he used the fake name J.K Rawling to write it. I suppose J.K Rowling stole the name he made up as well?
Are you sure he wasn't joking about all this?
Oh no, he has his own comment section for it. He actually believes it
According to him, he never noticed it was stolen until the first movie was out
What? Did he miss all the best selling books?
*is embarrassed on behalf of the human race*
Imma gonna beeya distant again
...a.
He thinks when people are calling him insane and a liar, they are calling everyone who has been plagurised insane and a liar
Wow...
K Eve
HALF THE INSULTS HE TREATS AS COMPLIMENTS!
Surely he must realise...
Now he's saying Jurasic Park...
And he's saying he came up with something made in 1905...
Now he's saying the only reason he didn't hire a lawyer is because none so far are smart enough to recognise his truth
No, in other words, no one will take his case
SONY, NIKON, CANON, The Teenage Mutant NINJA Turtles, Holden cars, Ford, Toyota, NISSAN, Mazda, SUZUKI, Mini and VolksWagon Beetle
This guy came up with everything
What next. Did he build Rome in a day?
Not to be mean, but he's taking credit for everyone else's work, claiming that they all went into his house and stole it
Back to the Future...
Oh...god....
Elton John stole from him, apparently...
I can't read anymore. I'm not even half way through
I'm going to go now
Bye!
Bye Nix!
Shivers.... I didn't get my SOSE book back from my friend....the assignments due Friday and I haven't started....dammmmmmmmit.....
action packed today
Anyone here?
well, i'm going now
Bye
HI PEOPLE!
I really do not eccles cake dentist appointments, braces, vaccinations and colds.
A demonstration! Fab. I <3 demonstrations.
Quoting AF 7. Can't stay.
Bye!
YOU READ IT! :D
OR ARE READING IT!
"Yes, a tarpaulin."
"Can't you juggle at least?"
*is quoting from memory so might go wrong and long comments (about secret bithmarks?) are OUT*
"I'm the nut!"
"It's D-O-N-K-E-Y space B-O-Y"
I only have time for One comment then I've got a school meeting. Yay...
And I want someone to ask Star when the next bit if fan fic is being put up? Star, if you read this - WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!!!!
No I've got a school meeting about some dull stuff. Fun fun fun...
Bye!
So....cold.....so.....frustrated....
Sayonara!
Hello?
Derek posted again everyone.
Will be on on Sunday if Nix didn't tell you all.
...
BOOM!
*leaps into a black hole*
My name is...
Elder Horace.
And I would like to share with you...
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