It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...
Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.
There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:
Tanith Low found herself running for all she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.
Or Zoodude254's:
It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.
The BookNommer's:
Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.
Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:
"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.
And of course, there was Ann-Marie:
The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.
(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)
Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:
The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky.
I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.
Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:
The Remnant left Tanith's body.
And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:
Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.
Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!
As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!
(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)
(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)
I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't. And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:
Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern.
Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.
Well done!
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 4858 Newer› Newest»You just reminded me of the best birthday card I ever got. It was from my friend Lizzy, and here's what it said:
Happy B-day Valkyrie... You thought Caelan was your only prblem... Well...
*opens card* *sees a picture of Tesseract taped in*
(Tesseract's saying): "Caelan is no match to me!"
Think again! ROFL!
haha! Answer my question.
I like: Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Darquesse, Vile, Ghastly, Ravel, Vex, Clarabelle, Desmond, Tanith, most of the good guys...
I dislike, but don't hate: China, Caelan, Fletcher, Serpine...
I absolutely DESPISE: Davina Marr, Myron Stray, Melancholia...
You can ask about the others.
Okay you said that you have a scowl on the inside. Well try and scowl at this:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2d75OV/thedesigninspiration.com/articles/50-cute-baby-animals-that-make-you-smile/
What about Melissa? And Alice?
Melissa and Alice? They're on the like list.
But they're not favourites.
Rebella, that's quite a spoiler! You might want to delete it and re-post it in the spoiler section!
K BRB!
ok
I'm back but doing homework, not chatting K?
I'm considering taking Ivy Animosity as my name... It certainly suits me...
I like Val V. It's nice- suits you...
But I really do need a taken name. Do you even know what the "V" stands for?
Does ANYONE know what it stands for?!
Because it's for my last name: Votolato.
My taken name is Sparky Braginski.
Derek, I want you to tell me if I should take a name. I mean, I need one, don't I? I love telling people that I'm Valkyrie, though... But I need a name of my own, I really do... I look so much like Val... I want to BE Val... I don't think I can... I... I should take a name... But I seriously like being called Val... But Ivy is incredibly clever because my intitials are I.V.... I'm so confused....
Derek, please, please, please, help me. My head is going to overflow...
Do you like my taken name?
I do. It's cool. Is Ivy Animosity cool? I really like that name, but I''m just too selfish to change it on my own. However, if Derek has something to say about it, maybe it'll help me think, because, really, he's the one who thought of the whole 3 names thing.
Yes. Now that I know what Animosity means I think that it's very appropriate. *looks accusingly at 'hug incident'*
That's what I think! And the hug thing is onl the beginning... >:D
But Derek, I really need you're help with this. Why don't you just come on here and tell me?!
Somehow I don't think that's going to work. Is it 10:45 or around that for you?
Oh, and Derek, next year I may very well Skype your parents around 6 PM Irish time on your birthday. Don't think I wasn't considering it.
(Derek's parents: Sorry if that's creepy. I must do what needs to be done.)
HAH! I'VE GOT IT!
Got what?!
Must. Concentrate. On. German. HOMEWORK.
German? *thinks of Germany from Hetalia and shudders*
Did you notice that in Dark Days it says that Valkyrie had been to Germany, France, and Russia?!? That made my Hetalia-loving friends laugh hysterically.
I don'ta likea da homeworka...
You make me feel lonely when you don't speak. *sits in corner in sulks* *mutters something about how boring sulking is*
*thinks about reaching to the other side of room to get Death Bringer* *attempts to* *fails horribly*
Sorry, stupid German assignment that I didn't have the foresight to do in the two weeks I had to do it.
By The Way did you notice that my taken name is connected to Hetalia? Braginsky is Russia's last name. He is Ivan Braginsky and I am Sparky Braginsky. In every 'Seven minutes of Heaven with Hetalia' I've ever done (2) I've gotten Russia.
*looks around*
RIGHT HOMEWORK!
It's still me. Tell me if I should change it back.
I've been spelling wrong. *MAJOR DOUBLE EPIC BLUSH*
Nice, Sparky nice; the ultimate misspelling. Or the second. Misspelling something Skulduggery-related is just plain rude. And I like it :)
I like your name, I mean. Not being rude about Skulduggery.
I-I suddenly really, really, really want to hug Derek. Because he's amazing. He seems really nice. Actually, he IS nice, because he gave us Ameriminions our contest and our own fancy little name, and e posted a picture of me and my group of crazy people who are insane enought to have a party for Derek.
*sighs irritably* I'm so booooooorrrrreeedddddd....
*pulls out bag of old people* *starts dropping them in blender*
Most of my friends have spelt it Skullduggery... morons.
I apologise for the sudden disappearance my mum almost caught me talking to you.
"I look at all the lovely people... I look at all the lovely people.... Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice in the church where her wedding has been... Lives in a dream... Waits at the window, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door... Who is it for.... All the lonely people, where do they all come from... All the lonely people... Where do they all belong...."
And now talking to me is against the rules? *gasps*
*suddenly realises something and glowers* Why doesn't that surprise me in the slightest...?
~ Psst... Derek... This is your conscience... Here are some cool names you should make into characters for at least one of your books...
Ivy Animosity - dark, clever, scary
Anomaly Despair - interesting, witty
Bonny Aspire - quiet, pleasant
Audacious Beguile - straight-forward, stubborn, cocky
Bezel Bonafide - kind, sneaky, suspiscious
Asininity Blunt - another Scapegrace type of person
Artifice Cadaver - clever, tricky, skilled
Saturnine Bilious - dark, gloomy, depressing
Zinnia Batty - crazy, odd
Bier Arbor - hard to out-smart, sneaky
Basal Appease - simple, average, polite
Your conscience likes these... LISTEN TO YOUR CONSCIENCE...~
I'm staying till 9 AM Irish time then I'm off.
Val V I'm supposed to be doing my homework not talking to someone in WASHINGTON.
I'm here now. Talk to me.
Too bad. You still come back.
I may have lied.
Don't lie to me! I'm slowly falling asleep... Trying to stay up to see if Derek comes on...
I'll be here for a couple more minutes, leave for about twenty minutes and may or may not come back.
Alrighty then...
Coffee? Coke? Straight Caffeine? Loud music?
You should be asleep. It's QUARTER TO TWELVE ON YOUR SIDE.
I'll be back.
I am back!
Val V where are you???
Ivy Animosity? Where'd you go?
I TRIED BOTH NAMES! WHAT ELSE CAN I DO!!! Flying to Washington is NOT exactly within my capabilities!
*huddles up in a corner, rocking back and forth sobbing*
I MISS MY CUPCAKE!!!!!!!
Comment 1111.
*gets up and looks round room*
Wait...
*looks closer*
IS THAT CANADA???
Val V? If you read this I just want to say that your names are BRILLIANT.
*gets out cookie*
Munchie, munchie.
*looks at sleeping heap in corner*
Oh.
She fell asleep.
Fantastic.
What now?
Well it's hardly surprising that she fell asleep seeing as it's 12:15 AM in Washington.
12:30 AM.
You see? Still she is still not responding.
*sighs*
Its the first day of the mid-term break and im glad to say that ive been on my laptop since nine. It not very long but I was tired.
HEY BLOGGER PEOPLE!!!!! LONG TIME NO SEE!!!!!!!!!!
-Or talk - or whatever.
hey people anyone on
Helloooo? Are there any Fire-faces on? :)
I had the funniest conversation over tea this morning.
“I can’t wait!”
“For…?”
“Oh, right. The End Of The World,”
“…”
*Laughs like a lunatic* “ It’s a book."
I. Always. Miss. Everyone.
*Dramatic sigh and swig of tea*
Oh, hang on. I ad something to say. I’d say that he’s fine because he posted… three… days… ago. D:
Has anybody else heard about the floods in Thailand and Ireland!? AHH! I saw them and then started screaming and running around, trying to find out EXACTLY where the floods were.
I hope that Derek is fine :P He should be, he’s Derek!
(That’s Lavender Brown, Racist Sister! :D Couldn’t help myself. If we can’t crack a joke in the worst of times, when can we?)
:)
xx~ S’K.
OH OH OH!
And, because I’m doing Zumba from sport (I know, What The Faceless Ones), I plan to ask the instructor if we can do metal.
HEADBANG ZUMBA!!!
Okay, that’s all from me.
xxx ~ S’K.
Wow, this must be annoying.
I (once again) have blue hair.
‘Cause I’m that cool.
…
Shut up, Clarabelle! I started it!
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6865678/17/
I totally called this. (Don’t read the rest of the fics. They’re crap.
:)
xx~ S’K.
Hello?? Anyone on??
bringbacktanith.blogspot.com
People, go to this blog, follow and comment please :)
NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*screams dramatically*
I'm sooo sorry I havnt been online in a month!
I have school.
It drags me down.
OMG THAT IS THE SAME WITH ME DESS *hugs*
HOW ARE YOU??
*hugs back*
I'M GREAT.
YOU?
WONDERFUL!
WHAT IS NEW WITH YOU??
UMM NOT MUCH.
My gerbil Sammy died a few weeks ago :( , but i'm well over him now.
YOU?
I have a LOT of school work, which SUCKS.
bringbacktanith.blogspot.com
Gotta go now, BYE.
*hugs*
BYE!!!!
*hugs back*
Loved the goats and the fork. Inspired.
*looks around* If Sparky sees this, I want her to know that I fell asleep so suddenly I'm trying to debate whether I was asleep or unconscious.
Wow... Huge time difference from you people's convresation!
Stupid creepy dream... Had to be so interesting I didn't wake up...
SPARKY I SAW WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY NAMES SO THANK YOU
Awww... No one's here :l
If Sparky reads this one as well, she needs to know that this made me burst out laughing:
*gets up and looks around room*
Wait...
*looks closer*
IS THAT CANADA???
I thought it was so funny I texted it to my friends. They will laugh. I know they will :D
Hello? You still there?
I am :)
Are YOU still here?
Why yes, yes I am.
Nice to meet you! I haven't been on the blog in a long time, I don't think we've met?
I can't say I remember meeting you if I did, so it's a pleasure to meet you.
I will be right back.
I'll most likely still be here. :/)
Okay, I'm back!
Are you still here?
I'm here! You changed your name and icon!
Let's see.... who'll be interested in my name change... Flame will, Sparky will, Crystal Darkflair probably will... More people I can't think of might be...
Oh! Yes! I did! That's another interested person!
The main reason I didn't change it before was because I'm really stubborn, and because in the last when Derek posted a picture of me it said my name "Valkyrie V", but I put Val V in so I should be fine.
I would change my name if I could, but people already know me by this one. Yours is nice.
Thanks :D It doesn't exactly MEAN something nice though. And tons of people here know me as Valkyrie V, but people still know it's me.
Here's a tip: when you're angry with a button on your laptop do NOT rip it off. I'm now missing a five AND a shift
I've gotten to the point where I just couldn't, though. I don't mind my name, I just don't love it.
I'm kind of sulking right now, because I missed te Ameriminions contest. That's what I get for being lazy.
XD
I am now thankful for touch screen. Because I would so have ended up doing that by now.
I entered it...
I happen to use the shift key a lot though... It's so annoying...
Have you read Death Bringer?
Does it still work with the actual key part missing?
Unfortunately, no. I've been wanting to since it came out, but I still have to save up. I got Mortal Coil the day it came out, too...
-sigh-
Yeah, it works... Well, it works ENOUGH.
And I didn't get Dark Days or Mortal Coil till Christmas. I read all of Dark Days on Christmas then all of Mortal Coil the next day... I was only 11 when I did that...
And I preordered Death Bringer so I got it on Sep. 6th, even though I was supposed to get it the 20th. I was surprised it came so quickly though, because I'm in America... But you need to wear a hat while you read it. I forgot to and it... it wasn't good...
I was...just past twelve when I got Mortal Coil. My obsession with Skulduggery Pleasant has not since mellowed.
And also, I was going to say something else. But I forgot what it was.
Because if you don't wear a hat or a helmet or something, your brain's gonna EXPLODE.
Yeah, I order mine from Book Depository, somewhere in Britain, so it usually takes a while to deliver for me as well.
...hat?
Ohhh. That makes sense.
-grabs bike helmet-
Set to go!
I've been obsessed for about a year to this day... SKULDUGGERY OBSESSION ANNIVERSARY DAY!
Oh my gosh! I just realised something! Today's my half-birthday!
And I get to go to the movies with my friends later! That's like my present! :D
I should have kept track of when I became obsessed with the series. It was more than a year ago, though.
Happy half birthday! Mine's not till a few days before Christmas.
My half-birthday's actually gonna be fun this year! My birthday's in EXACTLY six moonths!
that should say months not moonths
and you added to your name...?
I changed it back to my full taken name.
(Sparky look: ^L^ Russia face XD )
Ah. I officially decided, a few hours ago, that Ivy Animosity is my taken name.
Eep, Russia face!
How many people on here have seen Hetalia? I'm reading the manga right now.
Like, literally right now.
Hi all! Me again.
Just a note: I have Skulduggery pumpkins.
Well, technically I only have 1 right now; I haven't finished the other one yet. But I'm taking a break to post the pictures of the other one, here: http://its-a-digiconspiracy.deviantart.com/#/d4ec3rm and http://its-a-digiconspiracy.deviantart.com/#/d4ec34x
ENJOY!
They're for everyone's entertainment, but if by chance Mr Landy actually sees them...that will be my life fulfilled.
Until the next time,
- Digiconspiracy
I read the first manga, and I've seen a few episodes... my friends told me I'm Romano...
I have a Skulduggery pumpkin too!
I'm apparently Hungary.
@Digi: Love the pumpkin! The only one I have is a distinctly failish traditional Jack O' Lantern. Actually, it rotted and we threw it out, so I don't have one any more.
Um.
You know, every once in a while I get suspicious that Derek has another account and just pretends he's someone else and talks to us. That would be cool. He'd know our personalities really well.
@Everisse :D Thanks!
@Ivy That would be...awesome, actually. But also slightly creepy.
He'd be a ninja leprechaun.
And now I'm laughing at the idea of ninja leprechauns. I probably shouldn't. They could be watching us right now.
That would be both cool and really creepy. But that's what I would probably do too, if I were him and didn't want people named Everisse fangirling over me if I wanted to go on the blog.
...
Ninja leprechaun!
*glances around suspiciously* *mutters something about how Caelan's the creepiest ninja leprechaun*
Ninja vampire leprechauns. Oh God. The world is doomed.
Hey, maybe that's what Derek needs the Munchkin Army for! Maybe we're his bodyguards against the ninja vampire leprechauns!
*sees Caelan outside* *pulls out shotgun*
Ninja vampire leprechaun monkeys.
The world? The whole universe.
I'm trying to defend myself right now... STOP STALKING ME CAELAN!!!
Brb
Omg ivy!! ;) never thought I'd see the day ;)
Hi btw...
Caelan's just creepy. :-P
Also, it's ever-so-slightly freezing right now.
OH MY GOD, MONKEYS!
Ivy, try and distract him by getting him to whine about his ex-girlfriend!
Works like a charm on my stalker ex...
1st
1st
XD
Monkeys make everything [worse] better!
@Flame
Hi!
-waves-
Nice to meet you!
Congratulations on first, by the way. ;-P
I dedicate this page to Nj Mavericks new blog petitioning the return of tanith unpossesed!!!
Woot!!!
My brother has a theory that Tanith is going to die and then be brought back when the Death Bringer initiates the passage.
Cool... Hi everisse nice to meet u!!! *hugs*
Nice to meet u to digi!!
:D And you, Flame!
That would actually be a really good idea... Tanith is supposed to not be killed off though, would it count if she came back to life?
Do you have a link to the petition?
I don't no... Soz I'm on my iPod and I can't get... It's on the last page though somewhere around the middle....
anyone on?
FLAME WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?
(and just for the record I'm still able to go all Darquesse and stuff, because I still go around telling people my name's Valkyrie, and I still look like her)
@Nights Yeah, there's a couple of us around.
Lol, ivy, I've been on....
It's under blogs I follow,,,,
hi everyone!
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON WHILE I WAS HERE!!! *smacks flame in the forehead and throws butter*
Nights *hugs* how r u?
hi flame *hugs back* im fine, u?
You know, Flame and Raven, you two are some of the first people I met here.
bringbacktanith.blogspot.com
Hey Guys :)
Nights!
-glomps-
I haven't been on here in forever you haven't forgotten me have you? T-T
Flame, signed it. :-D
hi NJ *hugs* how r u?
NJ I killed Fletcher
Good thanks.
Ivy ur some person not even asking how I am!!
But I forgive u ;) how r u anyway?
And the rest of u how are u?
hi ev
nope, i havent forgotten you
Nj :)
It's so weird how you all know each other :)
@Ivy WHAT WHY WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!
Hi everyone else *hugs*
How are you all?
Sorry. I was busy throwing butter at people.
I'm grand... Derek posted a picture of me, which was amazing... Thusday I got to dress up as Edgar Allan Poe, yesterday was my first school dance, today's my half-birthday, I'm going to see TWO movies in a row later...
Hello Digiconspiracy
How are you??
Nice to meet you :)
Wow Ivy, having a busy time of it!
NJ!
-hugs-
Fine nj :)
Yep we all no each other... How a love of a series brings people together *sighs* just magical ;£
Hi NJ! Nice to meet you too!
Because Fletcher annoys me. Did you forget how when we met we had a super long conversation about this?!? And there's a picture of JUST his head on my blog.
Hey Ev *hugs*
bringbacktanith.blogspot.cI'm
Will you check out the link please Ev??
I'm gonna try to post a picture of my Fletcher painting... Brb...
hi digiconspiracy, nice to meet u
;D Hi everyone who's saying hi to me!
bringbacktanith.blogspot.com
Will you check out the link too please Digiconspiracy??
Checking it out right now...
So anyone any news? Read any good books/fAndics lately?
hey digiconspiracy, do u have a nickname?
Signed it!
...It just started snowing. Hard.
...
It just started snowing.
...what is this i dont even
You mean like a taken name?
Flame I sent you an e-mail inviting you to join the blog, just so you know.
@Everisse It's SNOWING? Where the heck are you that it's SNOWING?
i mean anything, because digiconspiracy is kinda long to type out :P no offense meant
a taken name would be fine
Cool brb! Forgot to check my email 2day!!
Just call me Digi. That's fine.
KEWL Flame
Raven, will you check out the Link??
ok digi :)
how r u?
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