Wednesday, October 26, 2011

And The Winner Is...

I've just picked a winner.

It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...

Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.

There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:

Tanith Low found herself running for all  she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.

Or Zoodude254's:

It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.

The BookNommer's:

Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.

Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:

"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.

And of course, there was Ann-Marie:

The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.

(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)

Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:

The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky. 

I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.

Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:

The Remnant left Tanith's body.

And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:

Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.

Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!

As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!

(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)

(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)

I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't.  And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:

Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern. 


Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.

Well done!

4,858 comments:

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Zathract Mist said...

*opens eyes*

*stabds up*

Hi Eve. :)

Eve the ROCK said...

*looks at Nix's name*

...

You are really messing with my brain here. YOU'RE the crazy one. YOU are! YOU!!!

*strokes bilby furiously*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mist. :)

Nixion Strange said...

Me? Insane? Don't be ridiculus

Eve the ROCK said...

It's true.

Although I might be going a little insane myself. You know what I said to Mum the other day?

"We've got Sports Day on Tuesday. *smiles*"

I actually said "smiles".

Zathract Mist said...

Hahahaha.

Zathract Mist said...

Spending too much time on blogland. *laughs again*

Nixion Strange said...

I almost did the same thing...

Eve the ROCK said...

I AM spending to much time here. *grins at Mist* But I couldn't stay away if I tried.

What did you do, Nix?

Nixion Strange said...

I was glaring at this guy, and i amlost said glares. That would have been weird

Zathract Mist said...

*grins back*

Eve the ROCK said...

*laughs* Would've been so funny if you did.

Eve the ROCK said...

You would've loved to be at my school today. One Direction songs all lunch. And people were DANCING.

Nixion Strange said...

Oh no...

Eve the ROCK said...

I wasn't dancing, of course. I was watching everyone jump around with my friends. It was so funny when the stereo started stuffing up. Everyone was screaming. I think I saw this little girl crying.

Nixion Strange said...

It's horrible...

Eve the ROCK said...

HELLOOOOOOOOO!

Zathract Mist said...

HIIIIIIII!

Eve the ROCK said...

YOOOOOOOOOO!

Nixion Strange said...

HEEEEEEEEEY!

Zathract Mist said...

MEEEEEEEEE?!

*is guessing this is a one direction song*

Nixion Strange said...

GREEEEEEETIIIIIINGS!

Eve the ROCK said...

Damn! I'll! Be! I wiiiiill B! R! B!

*in the tune of Teenage Dream*

Nixion Strange said...

No, not one direvtion. Just random

Zathract Mist said...

BYEEEEEEEE EEEEVEEEE!

Zathract Mist said...

Almost said...never mind...

*sits back down again*

Eve the ROCK said...

Back!

And I was saying 'yo' in long form, btw. I only know two One Direction songs, both of which seem to annoy the crap out of you guys.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Starrio!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star

Eve the ROCK said...

Remember when I had to draw a foot? No you don't. Well now I have to draw a hand. MY hand. My hand looks weird. Apparently. Julie said my knuckles are long. If knuckles can be long...

Zathract Mist said...

I remember...

Star Inkbright said...

An abbreviation of hello is 'lo.

Another abbreviation is hi.

Lo - hi

Low - high.

Funny, that.

Star Inkbright said...

I had to draw around my hand last tuesday. My third finger is all wobbly . . .

Eve the ROCK said...

Then you pay more attention than I do. This is what happens at least twice a week.

Breeze: Remember how I when to that party with my family?

Me: ....*nods slowly* Yes...

Eve the ROCK said...

My nails are all weird. Some are short and sharp, others are long and...sharp.

Star Inkbright said...

In year seven i had to DRAW MY HAND draw my hand. The hand had to be holsing a pencil weaving in and out of the fingers . . .

Nixion Strange said...

Why didn't the T-Rex clap his hands?

Nixion Strange said...

Cause he's dead

Star Inkbright said...

My nails are short . . .

I keep them like that because long nails annoy me and coz you can't really do rockclimbing and cello playing very well with long fingernails.

Star Inkbright said...

Also the skin around my nails is all chewed and picked at . . .

*guiltily takes finger away from mouth irl*

Zathract Mist said...

I dont usually pay attention...

*goes quiet*

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, goldengoddammit, gtg. Bye guys. May the fours be with you.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Star

Eve the ROCK said...

I was so furious today, I pinked two pages of my RE book. Not in the dictionary sense of the word. I mean I colored it pink.

I'm feeling so pink today. I'm wearing a t shirt with pink and white stripes.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Starrio!

Nixion Strange said...

"Baby we make real bands go home and slit their wrists.
We are the seventh sign of the apocalypse"

That line is so funny

Zathract Mist said...

*looks up*

*decides not to say anything again*

*looks back at the ground*

Eve the ROCK said...

*puts a can of creamed corn on Mists head*

*and another*

*and another*

Nixion Strange said...

You don't know, Oh-oh, You don't know we're terrible

Zathract Mist said...

*grins at Eve*

Eve the ROCK said...

*grins back*

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Eve the ROCK said...

Brb

Zathract Mist said...

Okay.

Nixion Strange said...

Back
And now i will attack. *attacks dragon and kills it*

Zathract Mist said...

*waits for Eve*

Hi nix

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, email

Zathract Mist said...

Replied.

*sighs*

Zathract Mist said...

Replied.

*sighs*

Zathract Mist said...

*reads email*

Mmm-hmm.

*sighs*

...Nix, you get first, please...

Eve the ROCK said...

Baaaaaaack...!

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Eve! :D

Nixion Strange said...

Well... I'm a atupid person, aren't I?

Nixion Strange said...

What a good way to start the page. With the truth

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi! :D

Zathract Mist said...

No you aren't...

...

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve

Zathract Mist said...

Um...

I have to go. *stands up and-*

Oh... *remembers something*

...Mm...bye...

*vanishes*

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Mist...

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist

Nixion Strange said...

I dedicate this page to...
Wow. I find myself at a loss to dedicate. I could dedicate to Lynxia, but I've said everything already, and I believe that dedications shouldn't be repeated unless you have something new to say. I've already dedcated to my friends, to Derek Landy, to Skulduggery, to books, imagination, creativness, uniqueness...
I dedicate this page to... nothing. At the moment, there is nothing that catches my attention enough to dedicate to.

Eve the ROCK said...

TURTLES!

Nixion Strange said...

and that just makes me depressed...

Eve the ROCK said...

Mum is singing a morbid children's song in Greek. She said its about a cat that goes to a dance, and it didnt dance very well, so they cut off its tail. :O

Eve the ROCK said...

Don't be depressed! Don't worry! Be happy!

Nixion Strange said...

I'll be back in half and hour
Sorry...
*leaves*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix

*thinks about homework*

Zathract Mist said...

Have a little time. MSD though.

Eve the ROCK said...

I have to finish my hand, then maths, and ANOTHER sudoku...

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay XD

Zathract Mist said...

XD?

Eve the ROCK said...

XD because you came back. Msd never counts.

Zathract Mist said...

Gtg. Bye.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist

Eve the ROCK said...

I should do my homework now. Don't want to miss the Voice...

Nixion Strange said...

so...

Eve the ROCK said...

Heeeeeeeey

Eve the ROCK said...

RAAAAAH!

Eve the ROCK said...

*groans* Gtg...again. Sorry

Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve

Zathract Mist said...

...Hello...

...

*groans*

I can't keep this happy facade up anymore...

I'm not depressed but I can't say Im on top of the world either...

*sighs and drops underneath the tree*

Nixion Strange said...

I know...

Zathract Mist said...

*smiles grimly*

Hi Nix...

Nixion Strange said...

Hi

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Nixion Strange said...

back

Zathract Mist said...

Okay.

*climbs the tree and hangs upside down*

*shakes head*

I'm done feeling like this. I don't want to feel this way anymore.

*shakes head like a wet dog and lets it hang*

I like being upside down. It makes me feel happy. :D

Nixion Strange said...

Being upside down gives me a headache

Zathract Mist said...

Poor you.

*drops from the tree and rolls around*

Nixion Strange said...

so does trampolines

Zathract Mist said...

Poor you.

*bounces on a trampoline*

Nixion Strange said...

and putting my head in a bicket of ice

Nixion Strange said...

*bucket

Nixion Strange said...

Oh. Sorry, i gotta go. I'll try and get back on tonight, but I might not be able to
Bye!

Zathract Mist said...

Oh...
*sits up*

Okay Nix...bye...

Eve the ROCK said...

Yo

Eve the ROCK said...

I have all the time in the world. Lalalalala

Eve the ROCK said...

La

Nixion Strange said...

Buck teeth

Eve the ROCK said...

Wither rings

Nixion Strange said...

hot sandals

Zathract Mist said...

Drawing sent. :D

Hi Eve! Hi Nix!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Mist

Eve the ROCK said...

Got bangles.

Hi Mist! :D

Hehe. I like nudging people. *nudges Mist and skips off to different app*

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs and waits for drawing to arrive*

Eve the ROCK said...

....Interesting. I'll have to wait for it to come.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm making a What If?, but this time i'm finishing it and you guys can't

Zathract Mist said...

Huh. Okay then Nix.

Eve the ROCK said...

Commented on your What If post, btw Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

I saw that Eve.
New post on What If?, btw Mist

And Eve, that made nearly as much sense as pinapple dome

Eve the ROCK said...

Jesus, these Voice battles are so....WOW.

Eve the ROCK said...

Pineapple domes make perfect sense.

Nixion Strange said...

*snorts*
You wish they did

Eve the ROCK said...

*stands up* YES! YES, HE PICKED BEN!! YES, HE DIDN'T PUCK CHRIS! YEEEEEEAH!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*pick

Ebony Law said...

Hallo? Please let this be the blog post by Derek I've been frantically, tiredingly [not a word but I make weird words] looking through the comments? Please?

Nixion Strange said...

Kai!
Hi!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Dylan

Zathract Mist said...

My comment vanished. I said "Hi Dylan!".

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, wow, she can sing...
No, really, like WOW.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah! Go Glenn!

Zathract Mist said...

Yes! Choose Fatai! Or however you spell it. Choose her, Seal!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

DON'T TELL ME WHO THEY PICK, MIST!

Nixion Strange said...

Dinner
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix!

Zathract Mist said...

I WON'T!

*tries to contain yelling it out*

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Nix.

Eve the ROCK said...

*duck tapes Mist's mouth* Exactly.

Zathract Mist said...

*sags*

*laughs and flops down on couch*

*waits for the next pairing*

Zathract Mist said...

Mmmm! Mms Mmm-mmle mm Mmm-mm!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hmmm...I reckon it's gonna be Diana...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hush. *pokes the side of his face*

Zathract Mist said...

Mwwwwww...

Eve the ROCK said...

Mm-hmm.

:P

Eve the ROCK said...

Love the way you lie? But who's going to be rapping...?

Zathract Mist said...

*cocks head*

*leaves the tape on for her anyway*

Eve the ROCK said...

You can take it off, I trust you to not say anything.

Zathract Mist said...

*shakes head an grins*

*remembers mouth is covered*

*shrugs*

Eve the ROCK said...

Aw, Fatai...

Zathract Mist said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

*tuts* Hear me cry? It's 'watch me burn' for the first one, Fatai.


*grins back at Mist*

Eve the ROCK said...

*stares* WHAT?

Eve the ROCK said...

UGH, YOU-

AGH!

*covers his head in duck tape*

Zathract Mist said...

Huh?

Eve the ROCK said...

I WAS NOT UP TO THE PART WHERE FATAI GOT IN!!!

Zathract Mist said...

*gets covered in duck tape*

*tries to say "told you so"*

*tries to say "sorry"*

*starts to suffocate*

Eve the ROCK said...

*rips duck tape off* You told me so?

Zathract Mist said...

I told you not to think that I'd be able to stop myself saying something with the duck tape off.

*hangs head*

*wraps the duck tape back up*

Eve the ROCK said...

*folds arms* Don't say anything else.

*sits on an armchair and continues to watch*

Zathract Mist said...

*unwraps ducktape again*

Aww... :(

Sorry Eve....

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles* That's okay. It's only a tv show.

Eve the ROCK said...

1stian?

Eve the ROCK said...

Huh...!

Zathract Mist said...

*frowns*

Really? You aren't mad?

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Right. :P

Eve the ROCK said...

Not mad. Temporarily annoyed. But it's gone now.

Zathract Mist said...

Huh. Okay then. *smiles*
Wont happen again.

*zips lips*

Eve the ROCK said...

Rachael's got a nickname now. She's Adelaide's shooting star now. :D

Come on, Rachael and Sarah! Make Adelaide proud!

Eve the ROCK said...

Of course it won't. Or I'll feed you to Cthulhu and no one will see you again. ;)

Zathract Mist said...

*goes white*
*nods*
*stares*

I can not believe Joel picked her instead...

Eve the ROCK said...

*narrows eyes* Shush...

Gabriel said...

It's may, may

MAY!~

Gabriel said...

Woo! I can wear leather now!

Eve the ROCK said...

Not may for Australia yet. :)

Gabriel said...

I know...wait, damn it!

So it's Not May in Russia either!!1

Noo!! I want my gift1!!!

Zathract Mist said...

*goes silent*

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles*

...Aw. I liked Abbie.

Eve the ROCK said...

Zis silence, it kills me.

Gabriel said...

Who's Abbie?

Eve the ROCK said...

Abbie is an old friend of mine.

Eve the ROCK said...

Go Prinnie!

Eve the ROCK said...

Why did you switch?

Zathract Mist said...

Distant for a bit...

Eve the ROCK said...

I knew it was her all along, see. Cuz she knows where it's at. *is wearing awesome sunglasses*

Okay, finished! You can unzip your lips now!

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay Mist

Zathract Mist said...

Yay!

*unzips lips*

Eve the ROCK said...

Did you think he would pick Prinnie?

Zathract Mist said...

Okay, I should be back properly soon.

Eve the ROCK said...

Did you WANT him to pick Prinnie?

Eve the ROCK said...

....hi...

Nixion Strange said...

Guess what? I'm going to bed now
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye nix!

Zathract Mist said...

Back!

Hi/bye Nix!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi :D

Zathract Mist said...

Hi! :D

*sits back on the couch and smiles at her*

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles back*

*blinks sleepily*

Eve the ROCK said...

Aw. Have to go. I might be back, but probably not.

Night!

Zathract Mist said...

*looks at her*

I think you should sleep. You don't seem to get enough of that lately.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, right. Okay. Night Eve!

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