It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...
Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.
There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:
Tanith Low found herself running for all she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.
Or Zoodude254's:
It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.
The BookNommer's:
Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.
Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:
"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.
And of course, there was Ann-Marie:
The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.
(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)
Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:
The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky.
I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.
Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:
The Remnant left Tanith's body.
And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:
Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.
Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!
As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!
(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)
(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)
I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't. And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:
Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern.
Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.
Well done!
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Oh. Cool.
I thought Zelda was Robin Williams's daughter...
Yeah, he's a fan of Legend of Zelda
She was named after the princess.
Nix? You still here?
Speaking of questionable 'still heres', I wonder when Mist will come back.
When you take that off your throat...
*frowns* Mist, I told you I could breathe. And I took it off AGES ago. Ages and pages ago. Please don't leave again, I'm sorry.
Mm. No you didn't. You only loosened it.
And I didn't leave, the internet died.
No, I mean I literally took it off irl and stopped narrating what I was doing with all the fabric in my room because I was wondering where you were.
Do you think it's gonna die again? :(
Probably not. My dog isn't eating the damn cables anymore, so it should be fine.
*rolls eyes at dog*
*laughs*
He was punished by my dad. He just lost a whole heap of work apparently.
Anyway, not my problem.
Is anyone else still here?
I am here, but reading about what happeed to peple in Harry Potter after the series ended
Aw.
*looks at time* Aw.
*looks at sky* Aw.
I'm here!
I'm sort of here...
Gah...how is it already 6:30...?
6:05 for me, like THAT makes a difference. The holidays are as good as gone now...
Nevertheless, I suggest we all seize the day and make a tissue walrus.
*seizes the day*
*sees it change to night*
...Nooooooo!
Fine. Seize the NIGHT and make a tissue walrus. :D
*seizes the night instead*
*watches it change to day*
Awww...
Hmmm. Seize the...moment! Yes. Seize te moment and make a tissue walrus.
Aw. Dinner. Be back soon. *hugs him and leaves*
Bye Eve.
HEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOO BLOGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye Eve
Hello Sparky, someone's in a good mood
Aw, okay. *hugs back*
Bye, Eve!
Hi, Sparky!
I got 3333th!
HELLZ YEAH!!!
It's all Alfred's fault. I'm literally shaking right now.
She forced me to drink Coke Zero.
THAT'S STRAIGHT CAFFEINE PEOPLE!!!!
Ahahaha!
*looks for Coke Zero in the fridge*
Damn it...
*shaking properly now*
Alfred's making me play Bioshock...
This isn't going to end well.
Distant...
Actually, I think I'll force Alfred to talk here while I play.
Hi this is Alfred :)
Hello Alfred
I baked you a pie
Hi Nix, thanks?
It's pie flavour
*heavy music and another pie explodes from the first pie*
Sparky told me to tell you to shut up... sooo
Shut up.
Tell Sparky... Level Up!
Sparky said "stop making asdf references..."
Hi, Alfred!
Tell Sparky I said don't get yourself killed. :P
Fine
I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!
Too late XD
NIXION, I MEAN IT, STOP MAKING THOSE REFERENCES!!!
...ALFRED, GIMME THE CONTROLLER BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!
FINE!
...
There once was a boy named Harry...
Huh. Well...don't get yourself killed next time then.
Uhhhh... Sparky just freaked out over one Splicer and she's fascinated by the wrench... I'm slightly concerned.
And I still don't know what they are...
Oh, this picture doesn't look right at all...
What picture...?
Argh! Caps Lock is so annoying...
I'm not telling because you'll all laugh.
You already told me
L*** right?
No, not Link. Finished that one.
Oh. Skulduggery?
Baaaaaaack
dnner
bbl
Bye!
Bye nix
WB Eve!
Bye Nix!
*tackles Eve*
Hi!
...This is Sparky.
Alfred made me hyped and scared the sh*t out of me.
Now to keep playing...
*gets tackled* Hiiiiiiiii. :)
*rolls off her and thinks*
I don't even remember why I started tackling you...
Finished with pencil. On to pen...
Hmmm. Me neither.
I'm getting better at this...
hello?
Hi Phoenix
Hi, Flame.
YAY i knew you'd be on sparky.
*reads up and realises half the times its alfred*
Never met you. Hi. *waves*
Hi Flame!
Hi eve, Zath. *nods*
HI LYNX.
And now, my mum could be up any minute.
WHAT'S WITH THE CAPS?
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!
THEN WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING IN CAPS???
STILL, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOULD WE STOP?
I THINK SO!
YOU FIRST! YOU STARTED IT!
Ok, so we have stopped talking in caps.
And im slightly jealous that im not allowed play violent games...
Does Halo count as violent? I love Halo!
OR HAVE WE?!?
OBVIOUSLY NOT!
YAY.
CAPS LOCK IT IS...
Hello!
I'm baaaaaaack!
Alfred has completely taken over Bioshock, so I'll be on and off, but I'm here now so, HIIIIIIII!!!!!!
*smiles and leaps into Flame's arms*
I'm hyper, can you till?
*tell
Oooooo!!!
Can I have first!?
Only slightly...
*hugs sparky*
I WANT IT!!!!
I WANT IT!!!!
I WANT IT!!!!
MINE
1st!
Brb!!!
Hehe.
K Sparky.
K Sparky.
...Meh.
Whats up with you.
*falls half asleep*
*wakes full up suddenly*
I'M AWAKE!!!!
Completely...
...
...
...
AH!!
I need more Coke Zero!!!
Mum's coming, so I MSD.
brb
Argh. Be back in half an hour. :(
*hugs Mist and hurries away*
NO.
I'm cutting you off.
*steals the coke*
*kisses Flame just in case*
Brb again!!!
g2g.
Aw. Okay, bye!
*hugs back*
Awwwww...
Bye Flame!!!
Ded first!
Bye, Flame.
Back!
Hi Lyxnia
BACK
Hi again!
WB FLAME!
I suppose i dedicate to...
Um
Sparky. Maybe.
Me, Definite.
Um, Everyone Else, Meh.
Kidding. Im bored, I dedicate to everyone.
Hi Flame
Don' forget to ded
Already did.
HEHE.
And Nix, dear.
Dragona, and i made up.
CONGRATS FLAME!
But aquila. i want to burn her.
Well... I hope he apologised sincerly
*raises hands*
I just think he was a little cruel, that's all
Yay Flame's back!!!
Except now......
Meh.
Hello!
Everyone, if you had to wear a t shirt, what colour would it be but it can't be black or blue. It's for my Citizenship h/w.
Meh?
*hugs sparky and whispers*
White.
... dark green
OMGG, how much hail and thunder can one place get in a day!!!!!
*laughs*
That tickles!
Uh...
Green.
But not gay green.
Oh Alfred, why did we have that conversation?
Im confused.
Sparky, could you be able to email me?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ccI-xIyKKHM/TjSsmeAhy6I/AAAAAAAABPE/s_FP1GMsxKU/s640/moss_green.jpg
That green.
Sure Flame!
But you still haven't replied to mine...
I know.
I keep forgetting.
Um.. I suppose.
Yes?
Could you just reply to the e-mail now and we'll continue the convo from there?
*smiles and kisses him*
9 minutes...
...Approximately...
*kisses back*
...
Now.
i have ti gi shop.
Might bb.
Bye Flame
Mist, what are you saying?
I dont havvvvvvvvvvvve to.
Please don't go...
Heeeello
Hi Eve
Yay!
*hugs Eve*
Hi Eve!
I'll brake all your pots and I bet not here you bitchin',
I got the tri-force of courage
BITCH
So you'd better listen!
Damn right!
*hugs back* Hi!!
The I Like Train song is stuck in my head
I'm called the bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
You said it couldn't be done
Told me that it's the kind of battle
That just couldn't be won, you know
You're too sick, too hard, too fucked in the head
You'll never make it, no, not in this lifetime
Well guess again my friend
Don't act suprised
We got the bass drum kick
That will blow out your eyes
Cause when you hear this shit
You'll get to steppin'
Gonna fight the war
And use my music as a weapon
Nix, before i forget. I took the wrap for you.
took the wrap for me?
what does that mean?
Gimme a heart container,
Let me spit on my ocarina.
And i can kick that dumb ass Ganon all the way to Argentina!
Flame? If you could answer, I would very much apresiate it
*apreciate
*(you know what I mean)
It means dragona was pissed at whoever posted the link to bss on the blog, And he wouldnt stop, i tok the blame.
Which got me in more trouble.
Flame, I apreciate the setiment behind it, but you didn't have to do that
I have no friends there, and I'm not afraid of them. Thanks, but you really didn't have to
Another god damned slap in the face,
Don't wanna give us a place,
Are you afraid?
Well fear this,
Coz Imma breakin' through the walls of ya nightmare,
Wake up!
Time ta' die!
The way you're livin',
There is no comprimisin' it,
Better get ready for,
Another surprise, and it,
Make me for markin', coz Imma commin' in fast,
Platin' thoughts in ya mind and droppin' plates on you're ass!
Brb
Besides, if he didn't want people looking at it, he shouldn'e have made it a public blog
Back.
i know.
But *shrugs*
Thanks anyway
If you want, you can say it was me. I less then care. THEY SHOULD FEAR ME!
Is that a song, Mist?
Mist just told his stupid internet to load and smashed something, btw
You smashed Woozles' skull.
*watches Woozles heal self*
Damn that's weird.
where'd sparky go?
Yes, Eve. It's Droppin' Plates by Disturbed.
I gotta go. I might be on later tonight.
Maybe
*kisses Lynxia and jumps into hole in the ground*
Bye!
Bye nix.
and what is it lately with people making exits?
Bye, Nix.
*drops a plate*
That's WHAT by Disturbed?!
*kisses back*
Bye Nix!
I have no idea Flame. I think it was yesterday he said he got in a taxi...
Bye nix
My internet is working again now, I think...
I saw..
Yay. :D
we are young.
i think sparky may have fallen asleep
HI PEOPLE!!!!!!!
Flame, it's only 9:22pm. She's probably just playing Bioshock with Alfred.
*9:12pm
Hi, Star!
Hi Star.
hey star.
@zath.
Ok///
"Ok///"?
LEAVE ME ALONE
*runs away*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*waves as flame runs past*
Byebye.
*walks backwards*
Oh, hi star,
*runs that away again*
*shrugs and sits on couch*
*sits next to Mist*
Hi, flame.
Bye again, flame.
*hurls a tv at SnipMP3*
THERE! NOW DOWNLOAD THE DAMN SONG!
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