It hasn't been easy. Dear GOD it hasn't been easy. There were so many great entries that offered up so many great ideas and moods. I narrowed it down to ten, then added five more, then did the whole process again, and again...
Then I started writing the story itself, writing from the middle on, and once I got the feel of the story I went back over the entries, searching for a line that fit with what I was writing. And that's how I found it.
There can, of course, be only one winner. But so many of you came close. I'm going to include just a handful of these entries, just to give you an idea of the broad range I was getting. First of all, there where the funny entries, entries like Kallista's:
Tanith Low found herself running for all she was worth from a crazy pack of sugar-filled screaming, drooling zombie toddlers.
Or Zoodude254's:
It was a dark and stormy night... actually it was a perfectly bright Tuesday morning, but being chased down the street by a giant squid makes it feel like a dark and stormy night; squid spittle feels a lot like rain, and it blocks most of the sunlight as it's running towards you.
The BookNommer's:
Tanith was scared: not in the look-behind-you-feels-like-someone-is-watching-you-but-no one-is kind of way, but in the OHMIGOD-OHMIDGOD-I-AM-SO-SCARED-I-AM-GOING-TO-PEE-MY-PANTS-THEN-DIE kind of way.
Jaid's entry was a wonderful lesson in the surreal:
"I am going to kill you with this fork," said the man in the grey trenchcoat, standing before Tanith, holding a spoon.
And of course, there was Ann-Marie:
The man rounded the corner at a dead run and was immediately trampled by a herd of goats.
(Um, all of Ann-Marie's entries were about goats. I worry about her.)
Then there were the atmospheric entries, one of the best of which was Saoirse's:
The crescent moon rested its tired frame upon the peak of the South Sister that jutted, stark white, into the dwindling twilit sky.
I was sorely tempted by this one. Not only is it well written, it's also set in Oregon, and I had a girlfriend who came from Portland... But no! It was beautiful, but it just didn't fit with the story I was writing.
Then there were the people who tried to sneakily undo the damage I had done to poor old Tanith at the end of Mortal Coil... JoelsCrazy tried it with:
The Remnant left Tanith's body.
And Dane Stull attempted to reverse the damage with:
Tanith felt terrible, her head felt like it weighed a thousand pounds, she hated lying to Val and Skulduggery about being fully possessed by the Remnant but she had bigger problems, here in the United States, the end of the world... again.
Very sneaky, but I spotted it just in time...!
As I said, many great entries, which only reinforces my belief that you're all insanely talented, and deeply disturbed, people. The less said about Lauren's attempt to put Valkyrie is a very revealing Wonder Woman outfit the better... Desmond would have a heart attack!
(Hmmmm... might put that Wonder Woman outfit into the next book...)
(No! No, I can't! Inappropriate for younger readers! You are a NAUGHTY girl, Lauren!)
I wish I could go through them all, but I simply can't. And so it gives me great pleasure to announce that the winner of the Ameriminion competition is THALIA, with:
Tanith wiped the blood off the carving knife and, ignoring the body of the man she had just stabbed to death, went back to carving her Jack-o-Lantern.
Simple, sinister, and there's already a corpse in the story. I like your style, Thalia. Now I have to go and finish the story.
Well done!
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«Oldest ‹Older 2401 – 2600 of 4858 Newer› Newest»Have to go. Bbl. *hugs and kisses Nix*
Bye, Lynxia.
*kisses back*
Bye!
May I have your attention please.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
*stands*
*sits again*
*tuts* All the other Slim Shadies are just imitating.
*stand*
*explodes*
*disappears*
Guess there's a Shady in all of us. Let's all stand up.
*stands again*
Okay. So SOME people here seem to think that Shady is the most horrifying person of all time. This video is here to prove you wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZGsO16Xtfs&feature=related
Pecking order...
And that was only the first season with three/four episodes of the second.
*laughs at Episode 29*
Frieza: By the way; not dead. Kay, thanks, die. *fires beam*
Piccolo: *gets hit* ...F*ck...you... *dies*
Gohan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Krillen: Oh thank god, for a second I thought that was going to be me...
Frieza: Oh hahahaha...You're next.
Krillen: What did I ever do to you?!
Frieza: Remember my tail?!
Krillen: Can't you take a joke...?
...
Krillen: *is now flying higher and higher into the air* AGH! AGH! AGH! AGH! AGH! AGH! AAA- *blows up*
-- Ending Scene --
Popo: *slowly zooms up on his face* ...Called it.
Who the hell is Shady, anyway?
Bye, just leave the answer in one of my blogs..!
No idea. But against all odds, Popo is still the most terrifying being in the universe.
Bye Gab
Eminem. Slim Shady. Marshall Mathers. All one person.
Mist...Mr Popo is just...weird...
Bye gab
I'll give you the answer.
You...just don't understand...
Damn! I just thought of two more things to write
If i didn't have enough already...
Don't I, Mist? Don't I?
...I probably don't.
I know i don't
No. No you don't.
I gotta go. I'll be back later. Much latter
Bye!
Bye, Nix.
Bye nix
*tilts head*
Are you okay?
I'm being forced to watch Mission: Impossible. Of COURSE I'm not okay. *smiles and hugs him*
*smiles and hugs back*
*pulls Eve onto the couch*
*sits next to him*
*pulls her in closer and smiles*
*smiles back and kisses him*
*kisses her back*
*glares at low battery life*
*glares at the time*
Do you have to go soon? :(
At 10 but the internet will probably be on for a bit afterwards. Hopefully...
Aw.
There's still time. :)
Nooo...I have to get off now. Will switch to iPod but msd again. :(
*kisses her again and leaps on to iPod*
Okay. On iPod.
Yeah. :)
How far are you into Chapter 5? Of BFB
Haven't started it yet. :(
Busy with Nix and Mist. ;)
Its been a while since I did something with that.
So we need to get the chapter out soon...
Speaking of chapters, how is your story doing?
Yes you do. Can't you see that blog is dying of starvation? You must edit! Edit edit edit!
Oh, erm, uh...
*gives her a look*
When I walked into the ice cave, the girl seemed too preoccupied with the water dripping steadily from the ceiling of the cave to notice me. Or the cold. She wasn't all wrapped up like I was. A sleeveless top and shorts, both a faint pastel green. Not one shiver down her spine, not one goosebump on her pale skin. Her grey eyes darted up and down, as swift as the water droplets she was examining. If what I'd heard was true, her enhanced eyesight was sharp enough to enable her to see every little colour that bounced off that little water droplet that fell to the floor in less than a second... Amazing. I could see why my boss asked specifically for this girl, this Drucilla Nox, with her beyond exceptional eyesight and her...amazing ability to ignore me...
I stood there, unsure of what to do. I decided to sit down next to her, maybe she'd take notice of me then, but as soon as I sat, I knew there was a good chance I'd freeze myself to the ice floor. I gasped with the shock of the cold, but managed to keep myself on the ground. If she could stand this, I could.
I tried to keep my mind off the cold by watching the water droplets, like Drucilla was doing, but all I could see was a speck of liquid falling in and out of sight. I turned my head to look at how she was doing it. Her clever eyes were following the droplets all the way down to the floor.
"Is it like slow motion for you?" I asked her.
"Almost," was all she said.
So she wasn't ignoring me after all. I was suddenly extremely thirsty.
"Uh..." I started to speak, until I realised I didn't know what to say to this girl. I'd only just met her, but already I knew she was a difficult person to talk to.
My eyes flickered toward her, and I felt an overwhelming urge to move away from her. She was looking at me with wide, emotionless eyes, her expression devoid of feeling. She was just staring at me, not fascinated, not expecting, not scared, not anything. She was just staring at me.
And it was really starting to creep me out.
I stood up, stepped back, cleared my throat.
"Erm. I'm Roch River and...my boss wants to hire you... Hire you for...for an expedition. To find these valuable...gems. Minerals. I don't know, but he thinks you can help him - US - find them." My boss hadn't told me much. I waited for a response.
Drucilla remained silent.
Time passed, until she got bored, maybe, and started watching her own breath form icy clouds in the air.
I wasn't angry. I couldn't be. This girl was in an ice cave, for heaven's sake. She couldn't be fully aware of what I was saying, she was... Drucilla Nox. The girl that my boss wanted on his team, the girl I was sent to retrieve. Not even that I could do. But I could at least try one more time and THEN give up.
"Do you accept?" Hopefully I actually said that, not just thought it.
Drucilla once again fixed her wide grey eyes on me and gave a simple "Yes, okay then."
I sighed with relief.
That's what I've done...
*gives her another look*
Eve...
I have no idea why you say you're terrible at writing. Thats excellent!
*folds arms* I know you're just saying that. *scowls at keypad*
I'm not!
*tries to make her look at self again*
I'm not! I mean it!
*looks at him and sighs*
*holds wombat*
...? :(
*hugs him*
*hugs back tightly*
I do mean it, you know...
For future reference, this: *quack 123*
Will mean "Internet is going now. :( *kisses Eve*. Goodnight!"
So I might be able to give you a warning.
*quack 123* :(
*kisses Eve*
Goodnight! :(
*shrugs* You don't have to say all this, I don't care. Just writing the thing is fun enough.
*sighs happily* I love you.
*kisses him back* Night, Mist. :(
Never mind. There's still some time.
I love you too, Evie. :)
Yay. :)
Just make sure you at least finish a chapter of this story. I'm already interested. :)
*quack 123* again. :(
Love you! :(
*laughs* That IS a chapter. My chapters are short. Buy I have to make them short, or I'll get Thisstoryistakingtoolongaphobia. ;)
*kisses back* Love you too, Misty.
HELLO NIX!
*throws an oven at nix*
*dodges oven
*throws rabit at Eve*
*boils rabbit*
*with the oven?*
No, with the electric boiling pot.
...
*with the oven?*
No, the electric boiling pot doesn't need an oven. It's electric.
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*on the oven?*
IT DOESNT NEED TO BE ON AN OVEN BECAYSE IT IS ELECTRIC!!!
It cooks things without an oven.
Fjdhfjcdjjaqsyionbsein.
*because
I... i don't understand
Is it on the oven or not?
so... wait... oven... pot?
Aligator?
Oh!
I dedicate this page to Mist, for the name he came up with, and electric boiling pots!
*sighs* Never mind. Have a licorice. Careful, they're a little bit sharp.
Licorise? You actually like licorise?
"Do you like me new shoes?"
"You are a chair darling."
"I can dream Harold"
No, but Dumbledore does.
Dumbeldore also ate candy that tasted like earwax once
Yes he did. Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. My little brother bought a box of them at the HP exhibition gift shop. I had Grass Flavour. It actually tasted like grass. Yes, I've tasted grass before.
Who hasn't? Grass isn't the worst thing I've tasted
One day i want to go to that Harry Potter thing at Orlando. It's awesome. Do you know it?
Yeah, I've heard of it. Sposed to be really really good, but thats not going to convince my dad to take me to Sydney, is it?
Sydney? I'm talking about the thing in Orlando. What about Sydney?
No, I mean the thing in Orlando isn't going to get Dad to take me to Sydney. Ugh. I'm not explaining things today. *holds wombat*
Why do you want to go to Sydeny
I mean, any reason besides the obvious?
*grins* Nope.
I want to go to England...
*sighs* Hurry up and invent the teleportation pad, Nix. I'm getting impatient.
Don't you just hate it? I just want to spend a day with Lynxia doing something. Anything.
Why are all the idiots around me, but the best people are far away?
And why is a cat chewing on my ankle?
It's so frustrating, how Mist is here, but he's not here. I NEED him to be here. Grr!
You have a cat? Or half a cat ?
I have a cat. He used to think he was a dog. Now he's getting fatter and lazier. But he still has those damn big eyes that are mesmorising
Like Puss in Boots. :D
I used to have a black cat. His name was DJ. He was awesome. He taught me how comfortable sleeping on hot cement is.
My cat is also afraid of anything. And he is the stupidost cat i have ever seen. Onece, the door was almost open, he just needed a little more room to get through. Instead of pushing it, he desided to stratch it, pulling it towards him, closing it
Stupid
*grins* DJ was clever with doors. Our screen door has this pattern protruding from it, and DJ never had to call out to be let inside. He just opened the door and came in.
It's weird, how glowing yellow eyes in the middle of the room when the lights are off is actually comforting instead of freaky.
My cat used to play fetch. He was that stupid. And did you ever get a laser out in front of the cat? It's hilarious
The first time i did it, i made the laser go across my tile floor, and the cat chased after it, skidded and crashed into the door.
Did you know the Hogwarts motto translates into "Never tickle a sleeping dragon"?
Nope, never a laser. I remember him chasing SOMETHING, though...
*backspaces everything I just wrote* Oh god. Cat Pride.
Hahahahahahahahaha. :D
I just wrote out a whole paragraph about my dead cat. Hence the term, Cat Pride.
Riiight
Okay
thge harry potter films made $7.7 billion
and it's the highest grossing film franchise of all time
Why do you keep saying "where has the rum gone?"
it made more then the 22 Bond films
Oh, the YouTube video of Why is the Rum Gone is stuck in my head
I dedicate this page to Harry Potter, both the books and the movies. I'll do all the dead characters another time
There were 22? I thought there were 5.
No, there were 22
Huh. Fancy that.
You seen this?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/mar/01/derek-landy-top-ten
Wow. A man fired a replica gun at a journalist in 2005 during a staged deal for stolen copies of an unreleased Harry Potter novel, and attempting to blackmail the publisher with threats of releasing secrets from the book
Hahaha. You know, people got hold of the script of HP7p1 when it was being made. Some idiot left it on a chair, and a journalist found it, I think.
Stupid people
hey
Did you see the link I gave you?
*points upwards*
Hey Phoenix
I read it Eve
Hi Flame
Hey Eve. Nix.. *nods*
Indeed. Coralline still freaks me out. But then, so does any clay animation movie...
*nods back*
Why am i nodding?
Dear Nixon,
I would like to inform you. Of that thing concerning me, if no one else knows, they DONT need to, but yes, theyve agreed to start 'afresh'. I want to murder them so badly. But i can't, im not making up with them and i want to know, Do you still trust me?
If you know what im talking bout that is.
Because you are professional enough to greet and be greeted with nodding. Apparently, I'm not professional enough for THAT. *eats live chicken*
brb though
Why wouldn't i trust you?
And I do know what you're talking about, and if you wanted to kill them I would help.
back!
And apparently, I'm not professional enough to be spoken to with a 'Dear' before my name EITHER.
*eats purple banana*
Yay, old account.
K.
For a while i considered killing them myself. I almost did
Eve, apparently you dont know that im in a war at the moment.
War? I thought you pepole started "afresh"?
And i like how you were the only one sticking up for me btw. No one else commented. Except the authors. I need to go back on tho. But Dragona the sly cunt, has blocked everyone except thos he likes from getting on the blog.
no. Robin convinced them too. But i swear i wont stop untill hes dead.
I hate him so much and i agree, something DOES need to be done.
And im going to do it.
Yeah, i know. I wanted to look what they had to say, but when i got there, it was blocked
Damn
OMg you did read the post.
*high fives*
Im such a criminal.
Hey, we would've stuck up for you, but mighty Nix said no. *holds wombat*
Flame, I may not hate him as much as you do, but i really don't like him. He will not treat any of my friends like that, or talk to me like that
Thinking he'd better then everyone else
But yes.
Seriously though.
Did you know he 'removed' the part about me? He knew he wronged.
I went onto chat when i found out and called him a dirty son of a bitch.
I didn't know they would block the blog Eve. I didn't know you could even do that
good on you
He's such a Pine in the ass.
Hahahahaha...that was so lame...
*starts painting self's face*
Thats why i hate him.
ANd then he wonders why i constantly bark at him.
He talks down to me cos im younger.
Fail eve.
But anyway, im going to post a poem bout something, that will screw him.
Should've told him you were 22. Hehehehehe.
Pine Eve? That's kinda funny and lame
Dragona shouldn't be able to talk to anyone like that
Flame, just be careful, alright? To many people will get angry at each other if something happens, and that'll just make everything worse
Nix, Octa is going to help. He didnt see the post, but he saw the comments
and i explained myself. But i feel so alone right now, that i cant trust anyone.
No he shouldn't.
*nods importantly*
Octa? But won't he be on Aquilla's side?
You can trust in that snake from the Jungle Book. At least he seems to think so.
And you can trust me. I'll help
The spark of thought that comes to mind,
It doesnt seem so worth the while.
For when the world moves on,
And you watch as it goes by,
It leaves you behind.
I write good poetry when im hurt...
Next time, make it a Haiku. You'll feel more at peace.
I like Haiku's. I'm making one about Hobo's.
it's 5-7-5 yeah?
Those apostrophes seem unnecessary.
Yup. 5-7-5
Phoenix should write a Haiku.
It will make him feel much better.
He must write it now.
No, im not taking a form of poetry, im writing aload of lines,
It will gwt how im feeling though.
Harry Potter is very good.
But Skulduggery Pleasant is better by far.
I do love Skulduggery Pleasant.
brb.. maybe for a while
ill bb soon though
Bye phoenix
You are very good Eve
At jappenese poetry
No more extra cream puff's
This is actually really easy.
You should have a go at it.
Start with an easy one.
Bye Flame... for a while
i already did
Poerty is easy stuff
Jappanese or no
Stop adding apostrophes to plurals.
It really does not work that way.
Give it a rest please.
Why don't you make me
I would like to see you try
Actually, don't
Youre not doing it right.
It is five then seven then five.
Do you understand my friend?
I am doing that
Are you blind Eve, reread it
It is five seven five
exepct for one of them
The one beofre my last one
I forgot a word
"Actually don't" is not five.
Are you talking about syllables or words?
I am doing words Nix.
It is meant to be
Syllables, not words you know
You should've known that
I am getting quite tired.
Probably far too tired to even talk.
I might fall asleep, beware.
Don't fall alseep Eve
Then I will be alone here
That would be awful
Should I have known that?
I'm much better with words not syllables.
No one even told me.
This is called Eve Haiku.
When you use words instead of syllables.
I probably won't fall asleep.
Sorry, i thought you knew
If I told you and you knew
You would think I'm pushy
You don't know that, Nix.
You don't know how my mind works.
I wouldn't think you're pushy.
Eve Haiku is the best.
It's so easy to fit the words.
I could do it blindfolded.
Most people would I'm afraid
They often think I am being pushy
People should know, that's all
People are going to see.
They'll see how neatly packed it is.
This Haiku format, I mean.
Yes, it does look good
Very neat indead, which is odd
We aren't normally neat
Well it's my fault anyway.
I looked it up and read wrong.
I didn't read very far. :P
No we are not, ever.
Often we double space and it's bad.
Haiku forces us to single-space.
i am getting tired
I thought Lynx would be on tonight
But i don't think so
I hope Derek still reads.
He would see how insane we are.
Then we'd get cookies, maybe.
Normally, i would say
Lynxia, but i ran out
Of room in the line
oh guys dont, please.
I think I must sleep.
It is very late for Eve Haiku.
See you in the morning!
Hi Flame, Welcome Back
I am stopping this now Eve
I can't be bothered
bye evella
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