Thursday, September 1, 2011

Death Bringer Unleashed!

Finally!

You don't know what it's like, you really don't. I finished the book, was very happy with it, and then took a few days of doing nothing before starting The End Of The World and some other stuff. And all the while I'd be reading your comments, and the comments on the Forums and Facebook, and smiling because everyone seemed to be looking forward to it so much.

But that was MONTHS ago!

To have to sit here and watch all of you count down the days made me feel so incredibly guilty for putting you through that. But now, finally, the wait is over. It is September 1st. It is Death Bringer day.

The Launch last night in Dublin was manic...! It turned into a marathon signing session, and it had Storm Troopers! STORM TROOPERS! I didn't get a chance to chat to any of the people I know and usually see at launches, because I was staring at the Storm Troopers and then signing books and staring at Boba Fett and signing books...

'Twas a good way to launch Death Bringer, so thank you Eason's bookshop!

And what will I be doing today, you ask? The day of the release? Will I be doing interviews and attending champagne parties? Er... no. I will be cleaning my house. I'm off on tour tomorrow, and as usual Laura will be staying here while I'm gone, so I have to get the place ready for her or she'll glare at me. And you've never been glared at by Laura. It's SCARY.

So all of you who have just bought the book, I hope you like it. The previous blog entry is still the ONLY place you can post spoilers, so don't do that here. And even in the previous entry, try to HINT at the spoilers instead of blurting them out. Because there are SOME people, who will remain nameless, who felt the need to SKIM the spoilers and were dismayed when certain things were spoiled for them... which I actually find hilarious. If you don't want anything spoiled, DO NOT READ THE SPOILER SECTION! Sigh.

Okay, I have a house to clean. And you? You have a book to read.

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Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Aw, farewell, Thalia!
~waves madly~

Liz said...

I need to go now too ^^ Night guys! *hugs*

Kal do you wanna email?

lego said...

:D that would be awesome! But we might have to tear another toilet out of another stall so that no one has to sit on the floor...*starts her muscle training*

lego said...

aww...bye lizzy! *hugs*

Liz said...

ok ^^ Night everyone! *hugs*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Aw, good-night, Lizzy!
~hugs~
~waves madly~
Come back soon, now, ya hear?

lego said...

*glares at smurf and turns him into a pile of turd*

lego said...

*jumps into the toilet and goes swimming*

lego said...

*hugs back, hoping she doesn't get her wet*

lego said...

hmm...I think you would turn into a pile of rainbow unicorn turd anyways...XD

lego said...

lol...I actually couldn't decide...I was trying to restrain myself to two adjectives.

lego said...

OH NOES! I have to go to bed...I'm really, really sorry to leave you alone. *seal hugs*

Anonymous said...

Damn you Derek Landy! Why can't you release Death Bringer in America?

Cough. Cough.

OK, so that was a little uncalled for, but really, you should have them release it on Amazon for Americans at the same time as everyone else. I look it up every day, and every day I see "Skulduggery Pleasant on Amazon", and I get so excited, but then I see your weird Irish money symbol that looks like an L, but isn't, and my brain hurts looking at it, and then they tell me I can't buy it because I'm an American, and I cry.

Sniff. Sniff. It gets my hopes up every time, and every time they die horribly in the dirt. Sniff.

Don't neglect Americans!

lego said...

oops...page didn't refresh, sorry.

lego said...

*nods with dantea* you can't buy them on amazon? that's weird...I can, I just don't want to pay for the ridiculous amount of shipping.

Kribu said...

*waves to everyone*

It does suck not to have a book released in your country. I've had to deal with that for a long time - it's why I got a credit card in the first place, as I had to go online and buy every book and DVD and CD I wanted from some foreign shop.

In case it helps, bookdepository.co.uk does free worldwide shipping (and you can set US$ as the currency as well, to get a better idea of the prices and all) - it's where I've been buying all my physical books these last few years, as Amazon's shipping charges for my part of Europe are ridiculous (£8 is you buy one book is ... not very nice!). I've yet to have any problems with them, and they're not slower than Amazon has been.

Ebooks are a bit more complicated though, yeah. I've come across so many that aren't sold to non-UK Europe.

Blood Butterflies said...

Hello?

lego said...

hi bb! *hugs* I should be asleep...but I'm not...oh well

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL LEGO. HIII!!!!! *glomps*

I just had lunch ^^

Blood Butterflies said...

Oh and a new poem! http://skulduggerypoetry.blogspot.com/2011/09/kallingfisher.html

Blood Butterflies said...

Hello?

Blood Butterflies said...

Lego..... have you fallen asleep?

lego said...

hi kirbu, if you're still here! Thanks for the link! They don't seem to have death bringer yet, but free shipping is pretty tempting. I'm really not digging the "pay twice as much in shipping as the book" deal.

I have debit because I hate the concept of being in debt, even if I can pay it off. But yeah, it's the best thing ever. I can buy EVERY indie press graphic novel that no one has ever freaking heard of, if I am so inclined.

lego said...

naw...I just take too long writing things. *hugs*

lego said...

Awesome poem, by the way. Really, really beautiful.

Blood Butterflies said...

:D thank you :D Sorry I wasn't paying attention.... was doing geog.

lego said...

:D it's chill. But I'm afraid...that I must now leave you alone to fend for yourself, in this dark and cruel world....*sobs* As much as I try...try to push it back to the beginnings of time, I fear that cohesiveness is slowly drifting away from my grasp...*clings onto bb* goodbye!!

Blood Butterflies said...

YAY! ANOTHER ONE!

http://skulduggerypoetry.blogspot.com/2011/09/comfort.html

Kribu said...

Hmm, Legolas - odd that it's not showing Death Bringer to you. Maybe something odd about the search...

http://www.bookdepository.co.uk/Skulduggery-Pleasant-Death-Bringer-Derek-Landy/9780007326020 is the hardcover link for me, and it's currently making its way towards me.

Blood Butterflies said...

Aw,...... bye lego!

Blood Butterflies said...

Hi Kribu!

Blood Butterflies said...

Kribu? you still there?

Blood Butterflies said...

*scowls* I hate it when I'm all alone here.

Blood Butterflies said...

woo hoo! *dances around until somebody replies*

Blood Butterflies said...

almost first of page...... okay. i have lots of time.

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Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

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Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

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Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

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Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

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Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

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Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!

Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!

Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!

Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!

Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!

Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!

Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!

Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!

Comfort

Softly, she holds her hands to her face.
Quietly, she takes off the mask she hates.
Why must he torture her so?
Why must he make her feel so low?
Questions that spin around in your head.
To him, you are nothing better than dead.
Silently her mind talks to itself.
Trying to comfort with books on the shelf.
And the answer appears in the form of a dream,
Her hate boils inside her body lean.
Suddenly a girl, she clasps the Queen's hand,
I'll lead you, she whispers, to a new land.
It's quite a sight, much to behold,
And when you live here your courage won't fold.
Gently she leads the Queen through a gate,
And somehow she feels like she is quite late.
She looks down instinctively and sees her dress,
Marvelous and beautiful as her sunday best.
Now the girl's touch slowly fades,
You look back at the life that you had just made.
Your eyes fill with tears,
She chased away your fears,
And comfort embraces your heart,
Drives hate away in a cart.
There's a glitter,
An insignificant shimmer,
And all that's left of the little girl
Is a faint afterimage of a perfect world.

BB

Blood Butterflies said...

YAY! I GODDIT, NO SWEAT.

Blood Butterflies said...

Man, it's so lonely here.

Kribu said...

Sorry, BB! Busy morning, had to go and make breakfast and stuff.

Isabella Midnight said...

It is nearly time to head off to my therapist, Hey everybody!

Rosella Embers said...

whoopsies...


... I'm so sorry Derek!!!!


:(



*begs*


i'm sorry!

M said...

I'm here BB!

Mz.Boo said...

OMG!!! I JUST GOT DEATH BRINGER AND IT WAS A SURPRISE TOO... MY SISTER BOUGHT IT AND TOLD ME IT WAS IN MY ROOM AT FIRST I THOUGHT SHE WAS LYING BUT TURNS OUT SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.. I AM SO HAPPY I AM ON CHAPTER 5

M said...

some parts almost made me cry,so watch out!

Geckogirl said...

Hey guys :)

Geckogirl said...

Anyone here? No?

Aww...I'm guessing everyone is in school...luckily I start tomorrow. Mwahahahaha!

So I finally come back and no one is here to greet me...*sighs*

HI DEREK! JUST FINISHED DEATH BRINGER LAST NIGHT! I DIDNT STOP READING SINCE IT ARRIVED ON SATURDAY! PURE EPICNESS!

ehem...now that thats over...I'm off to sort out my school bag.
Probs be on later if anyone reads this! Byes!

Bella Solus said...

HEY EVERYONE! havent been round for a while.... lots of stuff going on :P

How is everyone and OMG Death Bringer was amazing and my NAME WAS KINDA IN IT! thats not a spoiler its a name lol :P

Lucy said...

I'm still here not starting school til Thursday!
Mwahahahaha :-P

nights.raven said...

hey everyone

Mz.Boo said...

yello to anyone who is there. The skulduggery PLeasant books are so awesome just like harry Potter. Pure epicness....... I love it.... I can't read too long in a row but i take a break between reading.. and i am reading slow so it lasts me longer and i understand it much better....

nights.raven said...

anyone on?

DarkClaws said...

I purchased the book 2 days ago and finished it that same day. I applaud you, Derek, for another jaw dropping, heart-stopping book! An excellent plot with perfectly-written fight scenes, as usual. It is easy to visualise the fights as you're reading them on paper, so hopefully her will be a Skulduggery film in the near future (I'm constantly keeping my fingers crossed, my handwriting is worse but it's worth it). :)

DarkClaws said...

Mz. Boo, Derek's writing is in a completely different class from J.K Rowling. I never judge the 2 together, they're both amazing in their own way. I have to admit, I prefer Dereks writing style, but the Harry Potter series is also good.

Spartacus said...

I got the book on the Second of September but i was still reading another book so as soon as i have finished that straight on to skulduggery Pleasant Oh My God i cant wait

nights.raven said...

hey everyone

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

on Spongebob Plankton just said 'no more skulduggery' xD

I'm obsessed, not my fault ... sort of

M said...

whenever i hear or see the words skull, skeleton,please, present, pleasant, skulduggery (obviously!) and lots of others, i think of Skulduggery Pleasant automatically....i'm obsessed,can't help it XD

nights.raven said...

hi nic, how r u?
hi milena, how r u?

M said...

hello raven,i am well thank you, yourself?

Yummylicious said...

Well, having finally trawled through different sites to try and get an email for Derek I have settled with commenting on a blog. I suppose I should say that, yes, I have read all of the books, Death Bringer included. Having successfully intercepted the postman on the 1st September and hiding myself away for 4 hours I was able to read unhindered (well, if you don't count the annoying child banging and wailing at the door to let her have her book). I won't ask any questions about future plot lines although I am hoping that your twisted humour is not the same as mine, as if it is I will have to read all of your future Skulduggery books just to be proved right!!! My question for Derek or any of his disciples that know this information. My daughter is due to see you at her school on Wednesday 7th September and I was just wondering what time? Can anyone help me out?

M said...

i don't know sorry, *sigh* i want Derek to go to my school

Dragona Pine said...

Bob.

nights.raven said...

im good, thx, srry for delayed response

M said...

it's ok :) have you read death bringer? :)

nights.raven said...

not yet :(

nights.raven said...

but i hope to get it soon

M said...

just to tell you now,you're in for a shock :)

nights.raven said...

thx, i like to know if theres a shock comiing, but i prefer not to know what that shock is, i just wanna be able to brace myself :)

M said...

ok, i won't tell you then :)

nights.raven said...

thank you :) we can talk after i get the book

nights.raven said...

i gtg, ill be on tomorrow sometime, night

M said...

ok,bye raven :)

Cat said...

The sparrow flies south for winter...

M said...

that part made me laugh for ages XD

Derek Landy said...

Yummylicious- is your daughter coming to the Cramlington Learning Village thing? Because if so, from what I can gather, that kicks off at 2:45...

Min (Thalia) said...

DEREK!

*glomps*

Hello Golden God!

Min (Thalia) said...

I had some questions for you, Derek. I thought of them last night. But then I got rained on and promptly forgot everything that was going through my head except "It's wet out here. Very, very wet."

M said...

cannot believe i just missed you by 10 mins, next year, please come to Milton Keynes, you have a lot of fans here :)

Anonymous said...

@vita if you are on

WHAT THE HELL? If you mean to do these things as a joke then i dont find them funny. How is changing someone's password to lock them out of blogger and emails funny? Srsly. What is wrong with you?

Min (Thalia) said...

Kal!

*hugs*

Sorry, I was doing homework. Don't know if you're still here. I have to go for now. Bye!

Vita Song said...

rose i never changed your password or anything like that.... all i did is comented using your acount... and that was nothing to offend you.

Vita Song said...

hi derek are you on? sorry for all da arguing... just that people seem big on da internet. me and rose(beef) would never argue like that normally.




sooooooo hows your tour going. ahhhhhhh can't wait to meet you (again) do you remember me? oh well... but i just realised my socks still fit *angles signing "halliloya"* soo i have found a t-shirt that sortof goes with them and the socks are coming to another signing! YEAH!!!!!!
Also I'm I'm trying to write a story(more than 10 pages lol) got any tips? I don't really know where it's going but it's got a funny intro!
gdgd

Anonymous said...

Hey vita
No mean to be offensive but did you give someone my password?

Anonymous said...

I mean these things need to be resolved, as im sure derek agree's, because if someone ahd my password then AHHHHHHH SPIDER SCREECHES

Anonymous said...

sorry. *phew* ist just...yeah.

Vita Song said...

rose i don't know your password cause when you type it in its all ........... even when your logged in you don't know what it is.

Vita Song said...

i love writting writings kool *hands pen*

Vita Song said...

oh..... you might need paper *hands paper*

Vita Song said...

*cough cough* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFF *cough cough* just a little hungry and welll.... beef... kinda brings up fond memory's..... awwwww

Anonymous said...

I know but you can change it from the inside, yaknow? anyway, IVE ALMOST FINISHED THREE!!
Its that story i metioned way back on my blog...YAYS

Vita Song said...

yeah. how can you change it from inside anyway u logged on now

Anonymous said...

I did. :)
When you mentioned your story i was like *oh yeah i havnt finished three yet!* so yays to all of us

Geckogirl said...

Hey guys!
HEY DEREK! Well, if your still there :) Loved Death Bringer!

Anonymous said...

uhh your so lucky it hasnt arrived yet..

Vita Song said...

what.... anyways Steve has just been shot... dun dun dun... well atually he hasn't it was just blanks.... stupid person who steve tripped over not putting proper bullets in!

Geckogirl said...

Aw hey BeefJerky! Lol, aw, don't worry, im sure you'll get to read it soon. And it was pure awesome :D

Vita Song said...

it is isn't it. i love "sparrows fly south for winter" which they don't *evil glare at derek*

Anonymous said...

I know :) everyone's saying its awsome and i CANT WAIT!!!!!:P lol

Vita Song said...

so completely ingore what i'm saying yay everyones happy

Geckogirl said...

Lol vita! I laughed so hard at that bit! I also liked the bit with Inspector Me. was epic.
Sorry, will not talk bout it anymore so not to spoil it *sits quietly*

Vita Song said...

hi kal. I'm not sure if you got them before so heres a pen and writing paper *hands over pen and writting paper*

Anonymous said...

aww soz i cant come on gotta go :) see you guys tommow and vita i wasnt ignoring you :_|

Vita Song said...

i know inspector me. "my name is ummm.... inspector me" the fletcher and valkerie chapter! amazing. oh and sp's secret *gasp*

Geckogirl said...

Thanks kal :D will go over now cya beef!

Geckogirl said...

I know vita! big gasp here also! it was a rather big secret lol

M said...

im glad you know who died at the end....shhh

Vita Song said...

idk. if i had a secret like that i think i would....... IMPLODE!!!!!!!!!! BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
any time kal!

Vita Song said...

i dunno i quite liked him. i was quite funny in the end him gonning on to valkerie will u marry me and all that....... if thats who you mean

M said...

that's exactly who i mean, i did'nt like him thst much, he was very persistent and over protective of valkyrie

Vita Song said...

right.......... let me just get readyy and*cough cough*


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you missed one or two
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Vita Song said...

woah i didn't realised how many dereks that was!
woah

Vita Song said...

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hi

M said...

i bet Derek is gonna get quite annoyed by this :P

Vita Song said...

maybe again........ what it hurts your eyes...... fine...... DEREK are you on.

M said...

please talk to us Derek, me and Vita are lonely :( x

Vita Song said...

i know...... the lonelyness is turning me even more insane!!!!!!!! ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh looook at that preaty pink curtianslohtpotomos..... heee heeeee look how it flys

M said...

im going to find a chocolate muffin :) would you like one?

Vita Song said...

*sigh* you can't coment pictures i was gonnna put one on about to cats under an umbrella waiting for noah! as cats do. if u wanna see it it's on my blog http://whatmefindsfunny.blogspot.com/
i'm not trying to advertise i just think da pic is funny

Vita Song said...

oh yes chcoloate muffin please

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I made a skulduggery video :D

It's to long to actually share though ... to post for free it needed to be less then 30 seconds and it ah

*cough* four miniutes *cough* long

You probably can't see the video from here but I can so I know this is a long shot but if you want to see it try this link

http://m.onetruemedia.com/otm_site/auth_preview?work_id=15787117&autoplay

(no garantee it will work of course but still :P )

M said...

*passes vita a chocolate muffin* :)

Vita Song said...

i'm goin downstairs to watch the simpsons/big bang theory/scrubs depentding on which one i havent seen/prefer to watch. and derek you beeter not come on while i'm gone or i'lll...... i'llll... I'LLL CLOG UP THE BLOG WITH MORE DEREKS!!!! AHHHHHH AHHA AHH

M said...

see you later :)

Vita Song said...

THXS FOR THE MUFFIN..... ohhh dads watching da telly and won't let me watch what i want... well you know what parents are like when they get the remote.... you know ur never gettin it back

M said...

haha my mum's exactly like that! and you're welcome

Vita Song said...

ok that video didn't work but i'm sure it was great

Vita Song said...

1500 coment

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hee hee.... np

Vita Song said...

hey derek hey hey hey derek

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Daym ... I'm just going to have to figure a way to record it .. *hunts for ipod*

Vita Song said...

*yawns* BORRED! *SNEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEE*

Anonymous said...

helllooo

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beef is innn teh hoouusee

Anonymous said...

Same i'm doing homework :P

Vita Song said...

ditto........... did u see all my dereks....heee heee me got VERRRRYYYYYYYY bored! *sigh*
nom nom.
*sigh* gotta have stupid spanish omlette
yay

Anonymous said...

lol deep joy .

Vita Song said...

"all fired up I feel alive all fired up I feel alive"

heee hee love that song!
GO THE SATURDAYS

Anonymous said...

YAAAAAYYYY!! Finished homework now do some more three.

Vita Song said...

i guess i should do my homework..... meh to busy writing story and singing in my head.

Anonymous said...

i havnt read ur story yet :P it'll be awsome

Vita Song said...

i am on 1280 words which is...... 6364 letters 90 lines and 31 pahargraphs

Anonymous said...

how many pages? Ive only dont a chapter- when i said finished three i meant a chapeter, which was all i thought i would do. I might carry on tho

Vita Song said...

3 pages... on da word document thing

Anonymous said...

yeah. ive got 1 1/2.

Anonymous said...

think i'm gonna stop writing now, brother watns 2 go on byeeee

Anonymous said...

VITA BY THE WAY WHAT IS THE TIME of the derek landy book signing??

Vita Song said...

DEREKKKKKKK OH NO HERE WE GO AGAIN
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Vita Song said...

*sigh* listen to jessie j who's laughing now. proper good song somes up most people feelings

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I have a new chapter of fanfiction up.
GO. GO NOW.

Also, if you hadn't noticed...
I'M BACK, BABY!
*Back in Black starts to play*

lego said...

hi everyone who's here! *hugs*

Venice Rain said...

*sneak glomps Niall*

Isabella Midnight said...

Bye Dragona!

lego said...

yay! Naill! Is! Here!

ooh dear what can I do...baby's in black and I'm feeling blue...

Bethany said...

I bought Death Bringer in Belfast on Saturday and went and started to read it. I started cackling away to myself because the dedication was just so damn funny.

Also, I'm planning on going to the signing on the Sixteenth of this month. Don't suppose you could tell me where exactly the Easons is? I'm coming from Belfast with a friend and we're gonna be completely lost.

Aquila Felis said...

*walks into blog*

Hi Niall!

Hi everyone else I didn't say hi to today!

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

*tries to think of a way of telling Ven she's purdy without it being awkward*
*fails*
Lego, tell Ven she's purdy.

Also, @Ven, you changed your pic to that pic I liked!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I always love te dedications Bethany :)

We are waiting for our dedication Derek!

All you minions possible book nine :P

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Also also:
Hi Aquila
Also also also: Listen to Tea by a band called Luminescent Orchestrii.
I KNOW ALL THE BEST SONGS ABOUT TEA!

Venice Rain said...

*blushes* *embaressed english mumble*

I know! I like it too!

Dragona told me to change it! but then he came on chat in only a towel, and I think that balances it out *shivers*

also, listning to the 'ikea song' ^^

Reginald Barris said...

Death Bringer is amazing. Thank you Derek Landy for building such a submersive and amazing world for us to enjoy and partake in.

Reading the first six has been a truly enjoyable experience, and I greatly look forward to the next three.

I loved how humorous this book was at times, I was actually caught laughing out loud in class a few times.

Thank you again.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Aww how awkwardly cute :) *watches Niall*

:P

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I love that song. =P

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

@Nic, awkwardly cute is my middle name.
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Well, actually it's Patrick, but still.

lego said...

Can do.

Venice, your purdiness is one of unadulterated flamboyance. When naill stares into your virtual eyes of which he has no idea about the actual appearance of, their pulchritudinous qualities drive him mad, as he fears he might explode from your overly delicious presence.

Venice Rain said...

Its true, he does make it a habit.
I take it you saw my blog post then?

oh, also, posted our part 1 of our OC's first meeting.

I think... *goes off to double check*

Octa said...

NIALL!

YOU'RE ALIVE!

HE'S ALIVE!!!!

ALIVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Awkwardly cute suit you better :P

*continues watching, now with popcorn*

Venice Rain said...

*both flushes and has a mild spaz fit from legos comment*

Aquila Felis said...

Alive, and not burned to a crisp, I hope. ^^

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Octabro!
:iconmanhugplz:

Venice Rain said...

OCTA
HE'S ALIVE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


how did the filing go? XD

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*watches awkwardness* Aww

It's sweet :)

And what happened? Did someone put Niall in a toaster?

Aquila Felis said...

He was in Spain.
I heard it's warm and sunny, there. =P

^^

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Pultrichudinous...
Well done, Lego. *applauds*

@Aquila, I don't burn, because I'm maaaaaaaaagggiiicccccc.

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