Ah, Skulduggery, my old friend. Look how much you’ve changed my life. When you popped into my head six years ago (to the very MONTH) I had no idea what it would mean. Valkyrie came to me within sixty seconds of your arrival. In the next three minutes, I had China and Ghastly and Tanith and Bliss and Serpine- and suddenly I was writing a book. More than one, actually.
A nine book series. Thank GOD I envisioned this as nine books. What if I’d only envisioned it as a trilogy? Then it would have ended two years ago, and these characters who I love writing about would be finished, with no more stories to tell.
It isn’t JUST the nine books, though, because now there are a host of short stories I’ve written, and a lot more I’ve yet to write. These stories are a way for me to write about things or characters or ideas that I just don’t have the space for in the books. At the moment, these stories can only be found in the paperback editions, and while we’re looking into ways of making them available to everyone, for the moment the paperbacks are the only way you can own them. I’d love if there were a way for you to hand over a few cents or pence in a bookshop so you could take that short story home with you, but we can’t do that just yet.
However, next year you’ll be getting something a little special.
World Book Day is a worldwide celebration of reading and books. In Ireland and the UK it’s usually held at the start of March, while the rest of the world tends to hold it in April. I don’t know why it can’t be held on the SAME day, but there you go. To encourage people to pick up a book and start reading, a select few are sold for one pound, or exchanged for Book Tokens. They’re fairly small books, it has to be said, and so they’re REALLY a sort of extended short story… But even so, it’s a wonderful enterprise, and I’m honoured to have been chosen to write a BRAND NEW Skulduggery adventure for World Book Day 2012.
I’m writing it at the moment, actually, in between edits of Death Bringer. I’ve managed to get my publishers to agree to make it 15,000 words long- which is the most they could manage (the average Skulduggery short story is anywhere between 3000 and 5000 words). Frankly, I wanted to make it the longest book it could possibly be within the World Book Day limits because I want to make it worth your while to pick up. In terms of a page count, 15,000 words is roughly equivalent to 90 pages of the Mortal Coil paperback, so it’ll probably be around one sixth of the length of Mortal Coil. It isn’t a full length book, but it’s something cool and new and AFFORDABLE to add to your collection.
The story takes place a few months after Death Bringer and it’s called The End Of The World. Apart from anything else, it’ll be a nice way to bridge the gap between Death Bringer and Book Seven, which will be released in September 2012- as planned- and which is called, er… Dave.
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*sings*
London Bridge is falling down! Falling down! Falling down!
*falls down*
*spills scrambled eggs in Kallista's lap*
Oops... is that part of the game?
London Bridge is falling down!
Falling down!
Falling down!
~falls down~
~laughs hysterically~
*sits on ground and throws eggs at laughing Skyril*
You need to have something better for breakfast than marble cake!
Oh, it's like... 11pm for you guys, huh? Well, if you had marble cake for breakfast, you can have eggs for dessert!
Mmmm eeeeeeeeegggssssssss!
I DO like eggs... especially when they're in omelet form! YUM!
Hehehehehe!
~sits there with jaw dropped~
baconnnnnn!!
*tosses grated cheese like confetti*
You have to tilt your head back, Skyril. Incoming!
*thinks Skyril looks very attractive with cheese in her hair, anyway*
So there! :-P
:-D
~chews~
This is yuuuumy!
Alas I have to depart and forsake this game of delicious breakfast food!
Farewell, my friends!
Until next time!
~waves madly~
Goodnight Skyril!
*dodges bacon* Ewwwwwww!
Hmm, she didn't even get to try the toast. Guess I'll have to eat it.
*munches*
*pokes bacon gingerly with toe*
*calls dogs*
*catches broccoli in mouth* Yay, food!
Goodnight Kallista! *hugs* Sleep well!
D'Arvit, I missed a bunch of people that I REALLY LIKE TALKING TO.
*pouts*
*perks up*
DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISTER!!!!!!!!
MISTER DEREK LANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This isn't a very important question but it's been bothering me for a while so here it is:
Does Skulduggery like pineapples?
Like, not the taste, because, you know, he can't really...eat... But, before he...died...then came...sort of alive...did he like pineapple?
Does he like the SHAPE of pineapple?
What about the smell? (can he smell...?)
Sorry. *beams*
OH MY FREAKING GAWD.....
MASTER DEREK YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOME PERSON ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!
Is anyone online?
*downs a cup of coffee*
I'M REACHING THE END OF MY WORLD. My mom has just told me that the SP series is stupid and demonic and...
*takes a shaky breath*
...she wants me to tell you to stop writing. She wants me to stop writing too....help me Derek.....
Hi.
Hi dragona...help me....
I can't write anymore.....
What do you mean you can't write? Can't write what?
Read the post on top of you 'Hi'.
I know but what have you got to stop writing?
*groans*
little excerpts from my chyaracters' lives....
*groans*
Could you repeat that in english? ^^
I am speaking english. *stares daggers at Dragona*
Anyway, I like to write excerpts of my character's lives rather than write the whole story. So my mom and dad found the manuscripts and said that they were demonic, simply because my OC's name has a 'Blood' in it. I know it's a tad morbid, but.... anyway, they also don't like the fact that I find a 400 year old skeleton sexy and cute.
LOL. I'm not surprised.
I hope they let you continue writing, though...
They won't. They say the next time they find my manuscript, they'll burn it. They also want to throw my SP books out the window.
You're not helping me in the least anyway. >:P
Why? Wtf your parents are IDIOTS *glares crazily at them*
You COULD, write your stories on Blogger instead, so no manuscripts -no burnage, or evidence-.
Also, you could explain to them that you really like reading the books, and just try NOT to think SP as "sexy and cute" because that won't help at all.
Hi all!!!¡¡¡!!!
XD okay. I actually have a blog for my exerpts, but I need to write them down so I can transfer. (They also say that the people on this blog are all phedophiles. And I was like WTF mom. WTF dad. Get out of my face.)
Hi XD
Hi Pyro! It's been a while.
I don't thyink we've met, but Pyro, I'm on the Bio-rama team too *sticks out hand* nice to meet you!
I don't think anyone on here is a pedo. And if they were it'd kinda be embarassing for them because they're on the blog of a book meant for 9 year olds.
Try and do your planning online instead of writing it down.
Hi Blood Butterflies, Hi Dragona!!!¡¡¡!!!
:( My phone doesn't have internet access. Stupid parents, trying to strangulate every bit of my freedom. Also my computer is so-called the family computer, donated very unwillingly from me. :(
*shakes hand*
Nice to meet you too!
*puts a biscuit on everyone's head*
It's about 2 here in Singapore. I'm hungry XD sry I didn't eat lunch I'm fasting.
Pyro what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early? Pryo what are you doing here so early?
OHHHHHHH go comment on my excerpts and my bro's blog XD
my excerpts : www.perfectexcerpts.blogspot.com
My bro's blog: www.orbygood.blogspot.com
THANKS XD
LOL dragona.
*tries to stay away from everyone's cookie*
*awkward silence*
*steals Blood's cookie*
I could ask you the same question Dragona,
And it's not really that early anyway
you can have that, I'm fasting.
Hey guys I gtg. Have extra curriculum activities. CYA ALL. Will try to get onto blog tonight XD
Pyro, I'm here because I have nothing better to do at 7:24 in the morning before school, I just come on here every morning because that's how sad and bored I am. I have nothing better to do.
Is that reason good enough? ^^
What is your answer, Pyro?
Bye Blood Butterflies!!!¡¡¡!!!
Bye Blood Butterflies.
Haha, I used an alliteration and I didn't mean to. That's how cool I am.
I'm multitasking,
Eating breakfast at the moment
My apologies for barging in ^^
Well school exams have finished, so there is very little that we actually learn at the moment
:D
Hi Lily!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hi Lily would you mind if you could change your picture back to what it was???
Hullo Pyro!! : ) How are you?
I'm excellent thanks Lily!
And you?
I'm *thinks*... pleasantly good! : )
Lily, please don't ignore me.
*swears*
I can't, the other picture was on the laptop I had before (looong story) but my mom has it now and she's...far away. I would if I could, Dragona, I'm sorry.
Oh, and, hi. How are you?
Lily, you COULD go onto another of Derek's posts, look where you commented, save the picture from there then use it as your profile pic again. Please Lily...
I have to go now. I'll be on tonight, bye!
Yay you said please! : ) I'll try. (not good with computers, very likely that I will fail)
Bye Dragona!
Bye Dragona!!!¡¡¡!!!
:(
G2G too
Bye all!!!¡¡¡!!!
P.S. I think Octa might come on soon
Bye Pyro!!
Hi Lily!!!
Hi Octa!!!
How are you?
Octa means eight...so in a way I'm also saying "hi eight"...brilliant! : )
My comment box hates me. Keeps on vanishing.
But anyways I be good. I have 10 weeks of holiday until school starts!
And yes indeed Octa means eight. But do you know what the rest of my name means?
Octa= eight
boon= Great (english synonym)
Ambrosius is the latinized adjective of the greek word ambros meaning Immortal.
So my name means the eight great immortals :D
No no...I'm sure that's a sign of affection!
Wonderful!
That truly is brilliant. . . ! :D Did you come up with that on your own?
Well yes, except the ambrosius bit. That already existed. I only came up with Octaboona.
And sorry for any slow replies. My comment box is just being over affectionate today :P
Interesting...
*mumbles*
I'm sleepy now.
What time is it over in America?
Where I am it's 12:11...ish.
And would you accept the honour of being my 30th follower?
I would really like 30 :P
http://octaboonaambrosius.blogspot.com/
Thanks Lily! or should I say Riry?
:D
YAY! I REACHED 30 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE!
*celebrates*
*throws pb truffles at Lily*
My aunt calls me Riry ^^
LOL
*eats them* MINE. *glares crazily*
*hands Octa a giant purple cookie*
Oooh! A cookie!
*begins a giant purple cookie eating rampage*
EAT DA COOKIES!!!!
EAT DA PB!!
*noms on PB while Octa goes on a purple cookie eating rampage*
How fun!
*wonders what else to eat*
*looks at a smurf*
*licks lips*
Mmmm..... smurfies! Come here!
*claps hands to cheeks and opens mouth*
Noooo!
*gives Octa a bunch of purple balloons and a box of purple cookies*
*holds onto the balloons*
*they lift Octa up into the air*
*Octa screams and shouts*
NOOO! WAIT! LEMME GO!
LOL you're the one holding on! Let go and fall into the giant purple sparkly bouncy castle!
But the balloons forced me to hold on! With their special balloony hypnosis mind control!
I'm stuck!
Oh a new page...look at that!
Stuck?! Hmmmmmm.
*pops the balloons*
Octa I'm starting to drift off at the computer...
I think I need to go to sleep : O
Good morning ! (for you)
Bye byeee!
Night Lily!!
just me huh
YAY YAY YAY
its already on my shopping list :P
any1 on?
Hello Derek Landy!
I guiltily admit I've been a silent reader of your blog from the start. Firstly, (sorry, this may turn into a wee bit of an essay) thank you for writing Skulduggery Pleasant! I love Skulduggery (how could you not?), his and Valkyrie's dialogue never ceases to crack me up! No matter how many times I reread it, I always end up grinning like a lunatic at the books! I also really like how Valkyrie actually gets older with the reader, more mature and darker (I'm a stickler for those angsty moments wherein she must choose between bad and worse!). With every book all the characters become more interesting and their motives more intricate (especially that China one...hmm...) and I just can't wait for the next in the series!
Secondly, thank you for writing this blog! It's great to hear that you actually care about your fans, and the updates always provide a welcome laugh!!
And I'm so glad you sympathise with your readers who have bought the hardbacks only to find that they're missing out on the short stories. To be honest I was quite disappointed (ahem, annoyed) when you informed us, so I'm pleased to hear your giving thought to making these short stories more accessible. Ooh, and now I'm excited for this 15,000 word shorty to be released, sounds great!
By the way, one little question, how evil are you? Giving us the title of the SEVENTH book and leaving us to bleed our brains dry speculating on what this baffling 'Dave' could mean?!
Oh, and I read 'Divergent' after your recommendation, your right! It is brilliant! The characters are realistic and their actions understandable, even the bad guys are great to read about. Not unlike Skulduggery, of course! (What? A bit of blatant flattery never hurts!)
At the end *shudder* Skulduggery, Valkyrie and the gang will be sorely missed and I will have to find another raison d'etre!
Thanks for reading,
-WoopWoop
Does this work?
Okay it does, sorry just ignore that then...
any1 on?
im gonna log out now, bye anyone whos on, and any1 who comes on, srry i missed you, Bye *waves* ill be on later
What kind of raisin?
Shmello my shmelly friends! :D
No one's here?! :(
Why 5th books name is Mortal Coil?
Please let someone be here
Shmello!
Hello everyone!
*presses F5 key over and over*
Rawr.
*waves hands around in the air, spins in circles, and screams like a maniac*
NO ONE???!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Not even the Golden God? Am i really that pathetic? ;D
Anyone? Please? I don't like talking to myself.
Makes me feel like I'm a schizophrenic.
Cause, you know, talking to myself...
I'll just post random things from dearblankpleaseblank.com, then?
Dear children,
YO_ S_CK AT T_IS GA_E.
Sincerely, dead hangman.
Dear person with a black eye,
I warned you.
Sincerely, I'm not responsible for anything I do while being tickled.
Dear Yo plait commercials,
Like I'm really gonna choose your yogurt over a glorious piece of raspberry cheesecake...
Sincerely, I live in America...
Dear person in a chatroom who wrote "I'm deprest",
I would be too if my spelling was that terrible.
Sincerely, content grammar nazi.
Dear big puddle,
Bring. It. On.
Sincerely, child at heart.
Dear CNN,
Why do you start your show with "Good evening..." and then continue to tell us why it isn't.
Sincerely, flipping back to Jersey Shore.
Dear "I feel like a million bucks",
So, you feel rectangular, green, and used?
Sincerely, sucks to be you.
*walks in*
Erm... hi... ^^
Dearbrokenspacebar,
Well,thisshouldbeaninterestingessay.
Sincerely, hopethisdoesn'teffectmygrade...
AHHH HI AQUILA
*GLOMPS*
Hi. ^^
^^ I was getting really bored and lonely
Hello Blogland! And how are you today?
Blogland be most execellent.
I is not.
http://theeightgreatimmortals.blogspot.com/2011/06/blood-toil-tears-and-sweat-especially.html
Ah. I hath read (<- Shakespeare is getting to me).
*hugs Octa*
At least there was no blood... :)
anyone online?
take that as a no then............:(
NO! _JhArNa_! I'm here!
yay! Hi :)
I just realised i replied like 10 minutes later :S Sorry my laptop is REALLY bad at refreshing :(
Not sure if you're still here but..................is anyone here a nerdfighter? Or even knows what that means ? :)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
I'M SO EXCITED!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR WORLD BOOK DAY! (Always my favourite day in March... besides my friends' birthday)!
I'M A NERDFIGHTER!
DFTBA!
YAY! I finally found someone :) Hi..... i don't actually know what to write ... i just wanted to know if there were any nerdfighters? AND ......
is there anyone who is interested in writing songs about SP ?? Like wrock and trock? (wizard rock and time lord rock ) ???/
I have written about 4 songs to do with sp but i'm only a song writer/singer and i suck at reading music or playing instruments so yeah.... we could form a band or something or i could just send someone lyrics and they could actually make it into a song?............I dunno Is that sad/weird - writing songs about SP i mean......... :?
What are the lyrics of one song?
I can't type it all on here because i wrote them by hand in a note book which i have left at school but i can remember some of it ............. its based on the end of dark days/ beginning of mortal coil ..............
Verse 1
I though Darquess was someone else,
In Cassandra's vision I'd seen,
My Parents getting murdered,
How could that be me?
They say mevolent compared to her would have seemed so dull,
the sorcerer who'll destroy the world,
the one who'll end it all,
NO, that cannot be me ....
Chorous :
The book of names had revealed
that Valkyrie's fate was garanteed,
for now she knows , her true name, it needs to be concealed,
before it's to late , to escape, her fate.
that's all i remember .......... :P
Hello my fellow nerdfighters!
DFTBA!
The truth resists simplicity!
Tis my favourite quote ever :P
Hello :) @Octaboona Ambrosius that is a rather awesome quote :P Have you seen Charlie Mcdonnel's lates video on youtube ?( if you watch him that is !) :)
Blargh! Sorry the internet is running slowly tonight. I do indeed watch Charlieissocoollike :P
And also call me Octa
which be his latest video again? 1 million subscribers?
Oh the time travel one?
Well I have now.
OCTA! KALLISTA! YO!
QUINN!
*waves frantically but then desists due to the heat*
Octa? You still around?
Well. Never mind... See you! Bye!
Anybody there?
*walks in*
*collapses on the floor*
Kallista!!
Hello!
~tackles in a hug~
Thalia!
Howdy!
~glomps~
~pokes~
...You ARE still alive..., right?
Hi Skyril, Kallista!
*hugs*
Great to see you guys.
You too, Thalia! :D
LOL I bet the toads across the world adore you!
Can't you just hear them ribbit-ing outside your window? :D
The toads are ever grateful, Kallista ^^
Found a bunch of pencils in my desk that I didn't know existed :P Now I can use things with erasers. Hurray!
I understand, Kallista ^^ I'm working on a drawing at the moment, so it's all good.
Hey, I'm sorry for my slow replies as well! I was just reading Gepard's magazine!
I'm back though! :]
LOL it annoys me when my pencils don't have erasers!
S'ok Skyril~
Yeah, me too, but I do have a few big artist erasers, so I was OK.
Brb, going to scan a ton of pictures.
Okie-doke, Thalia!
Um. May be a while. Just got finished cutting the pictures out of my notebook so they would go into the scanner.
Oh, ok, Thalia, that's alright.
:]
I'M BAAAAACCCCKKKKK
*sprints in and tackles Skyril in a hug*
Sorry it took so long D: Stupid old scanner broke down.
Yay! Welcome back, Thalia! :D
~glomps~
And that's alright :]
I understand the annoyance of slow electronics lol!
*kicks her scanner*
Stupid thing....ah well. New pictures for dA! Woot!
Yay!
Awesome-sauce!
I wanna look at them! :D
PYRO!
*tackles in a hug*
Yo! How're you?
Pyro!!
~glomps~
Good to see you! :]
Hi Thalia and Skyril!!!¡¡¡!!!
What's up? :D
I'm DYING here!
The heat and the humidity are killing me!
*groans*
*tries to hit the heat and humidity with her shoe for killing Pyro*
*realizes that she can't hit non-solid things*
Darn :P
Oh, umm…
I scored a C in my art exam because we have a pathetic art teacher, and I scored 97% in my math exam
Which I only think is a good mark because it's 2% better than my friend's score
But I lost 4 marks!
4!!!
~smacks the art teacher~
Dumb art teacher. You're an awesome artist, Pyro.
It's annoying because we HAD an awesomesuace teacher but she went on maternity leave so we got a cover
And cover teachers all hate me
Aww that's so annoying :/
Hopefully the awesome-sauce teacher will return soon.
Ut the worst thing is that apart from the C, there is no feedback at all so I (a) can't learn to improve or (b) argue a proper case that the whole class's grades be raised.
Ut?
*And
She didn't even say why she thought it deserved a C? That's lame! Teachers should tell you how to improve!
Well, that just sucks. Maybe you could argue that BECAUSE there is no feedback and no one can improve because of it, that the class's grades should be raised?
Five new pieces of art on my dA. Five. That's a lot for me...
But so far the other marks I've received are mostly A's so I can't complain too much
:D
And soon I'll be on summer hold so I can work more on FanFic II
And drawing and poetry
(not that I'm especially good at any of those)
Are you kidding? You're magnificent at all three! :D
'not that I'm especially good at any of those'? Pyro, what are you saying!? You are EPICA at all of those!
LOL Thalia and I think alike! :]
Well, great minds do what great minds do! Think alike! ;3
RANDOM!!!
*jumps on a wheelbarrow*
*tries to sit on a chair*
*falls on the floor*
NO! NOT AGAIN!
*clutches her right hand close to her chest*
NO ONE STEP ON IT!
Step on the chair or your hand?
Hand!
*glances around warily*
That reminds me!
My friend broke his arm a few days ago.
Ooooohhhh, ouch. Hope he is OK!
He broke it a little above the elbow, which is luckier than me.
YOU broke your arm as well, Pyro? :o
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