Ah, Skulduggery, my old friend. Look how much you’ve changed my life. When you popped into my head six years ago (to the very MONTH) I had no idea what it would mean. Valkyrie came to me within sixty seconds of your arrival. In the next three minutes, I had China and Ghastly and Tanith and Bliss and Serpine- and suddenly I was writing a book. More than one, actually.
A nine book series. Thank GOD I envisioned this as nine books. What if I’d only envisioned it as a trilogy? Then it would have ended two years ago, and these characters who I love writing about would be finished, with no more stories to tell.
It isn’t JUST the nine books, though, because now there are a host of short stories I’ve written, and a lot more I’ve yet to write. These stories are a way for me to write about things or characters or ideas that I just don’t have the space for in the books. At the moment, these stories can only be found in the paperback editions, and while we’re looking into ways of making them available to everyone, for the moment the paperbacks are the only way you can own them. I’d love if there were a way for you to hand over a few cents or pence in a bookshop so you could take that short story home with you, but we can’t do that just yet.
However, next year you’ll be getting something a little special.
World Book Day is a worldwide celebration of reading and books. In Ireland and the UK it’s usually held at the start of March, while the rest of the world tends to hold it in April. I don’t know why it can’t be held on the SAME day, but there you go. To encourage people to pick up a book and start reading, a select few are sold for one pound, or exchanged for Book Tokens. They’re fairly small books, it has to be said, and so they’re REALLY a sort of extended short story… But even so, it’s a wonderful enterprise, and I’m honoured to have been chosen to write a BRAND NEW Skulduggery adventure for World Book Day 2012.
I’m writing it at the moment, actually, in between edits of Death Bringer. I’ve managed to get my publishers to agree to make it 15,000 words long- which is the most they could manage (the average Skulduggery short story is anywhere between 3000 and 5000 words). Frankly, I wanted to make it the longest book it could possibly be within the World Book Day limits because I want to make it worth your while to pick up. In terms of a page count, 15,000 words is roughly equivalent to 90 pages of the Mortal Coil paperback, so it’ll probably be around one sixth of the length of Mortal Coil. It isn’t a full length book, but it’s something cool and new and AFFORDABLE to add to your collection.
The story takes place a few months after Death Bringer and it’s called The End Of The World. Apart from anything else, it’ll be a nice way to bridge the gap between Death Bringer and Book Seven, which will be released in September 2012- as planned- and which is called, er… Dave.
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So, uh... I guess Pyro left? :(
*leaves*
this is like the fiftieth end of the world...
hey everyone
any1 on?
did i miss everyone?
@Kallista, I'm a little late posting this, but I wasn't serious when I complained about never being mentioned! I mean, I'm just one in thousands of fans. Of course I don't expect Derek HIMSELF to speak to me.
im gonna go to sleep, night all
ill be on tomorrow sometime *waves* bye
Good mooorrining Derek, and all ye citizens of Blogland!!!
(as if anyone's actually here right now...)
Good morning Blogland, this is Quinn Elviana reporting from her bed. Despite my hunger, I have found that movement is too painful and therefore, I shall not be leaving my incredibly comfortable bed :)
Empty? :(
aww... poor Quinn...
*shrugs* I'm in my bed too, because it's the most comfortable place to be.
Anyhoo... How're you Quinn??
I'm alright... A little less pain :) You?
OMG SO EXCITED... wait so i am in Australia... yeah remember me... the little country down near Antarctica... forgotten? Not a surprise.
HOW CAN U GET MY HANDS ON ONE OF THESE!
-stares hungry at post, drools slightly-
Hello Bella! Nice to meet you!
*offers her a cookie*
I'm afraid the books aren't availiable 'til world book day, 2012 (unfortunately)
I'm good thanks Quinn, and I hope the pain leaves quickly :)
Hey Bella!
@Taia: I hope so too... :P
Helloooooo?
Hey Taia.
-takes cookie-
-offers tim tam-
Haven't meet you before. normally i am on later with the English crowd :P because they amuse me greatly. :)
What's wrong, Quinn? *hugs gently*
HEY QUINN
HEY ANN
how is everyone this fine evening... or morning... or midday.
-after moments hesitation-
midnight?
Hiya Ann!!!
@Bella: I am English, I just got up early-ish and was mega-bored.
Hi Ann! *hugs* I went walking yesterday and the day before. 10 km each day plus a few more because we got lost, carrying 10 kg (minimum) except I had a dodgy rucksack that was really painful... And it was really hilly.
woops... after reading back several comments i apologise for my enthusiastic behaviour.
-hugs everyone gently-
1:45am.
Not so well. You?
It's ok Bella! I can be excited! *bounces up and down* Owwwww....
Omg Quinn sound like Outward bound... or Duke of ed...
-shudders in remembrance-
Taia, Fool sleep in :P sleep is amazing :P
Same as Taia- couldn't get back to sleep... :P
1:45am... Ann you alright?.. why is everyone sick... :(
Ouch. Hope you had good shoes, anyway?
@Bella: It was DofE...
'tis 09:50 here, and I'm okay thanks!
Yeah- the shoes were good :) At least there's that...
We went past a haunted & cursed mine...
@Quinn Lol... two days, so that would be bronze... just wait until Gold hahaha then the fun really starts :P
@Taia well you can lead forth us sick lambs.
-curls up in ball to sleep-
Well, that part sounds interesting. See anything odd?
Did you get possessed??
-leans forward expectantly-
Yes, there was a creepy slow moving land rover that stopped about a mile away from us, a creepy guy got out and stared at us for a bit, then got back in the car and started driving towards us... We kept walking through the fields... As you do.
But no, I did not get possessed.
-singing-
I'm all alone... there's no body here beside me... my troubles are all gone..."
-mumbles for a while-
"BUT U GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS!"
that's pretty creepy Quinn, but at least nobody got posessed...
Quinn... well that sounds like a good time to reflect on past experiences and such and such :P
It was quite funny, especially considering I videoed half of it...
Maybe creepy land rover guy was possessed?
Maybe... :P
We just assumed he was the guy from the human centipede 2...
Or, maybe creepy land rover guy (cool name btw) was just looking to see whether he was going the right way?
actually, if I'm honest, Ann's theory is cooler...
OMG ann! i think you might be on to something... What state did all this happen in? Victor always has the super scary hauntings lol :P
Bella. It happened in England. I'm British.
England... Isn't very haunted... Apart from the mine :P
WHAT! they have duke of ed in england!?! well that would make sense... now i feel stupid... -_-
-walks backwards slowly from room-
LOL Bella :)
I'm going to go traverse downstairs for my breakfast now... See ya guys!
Delayed Goodbye.
BYE QUINN have a good breakfast and day...
I am going to just have a conversation with myself... ehh can't be bothered... La la la laaaa...
DEREK YOUR AWESOME BTW.
if u could mention me some time that would be awesome...
-faints at thought-
*stares at bella on ground*
Should really help shouldnt I?
Yuh...
*turns into an elephant* *runs/stamps to the lake* * fills with wate* *squirts it all over bella*
*grins* XP
We haven't met yet! Me names Sadhbh but you may as well call me sicksXP. Yuh either taia or crescent came up with tha name yesterday XD
*hands her a hamster*
You should know I love animals!
AH *SOCKS not sicks!! =O
* water
RAWR!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!
Howaya Quinn!
Hey Sadhbh!!
And yes, it was me who came up with socks!
(I wasn't being serious when I said it, but hey, even my joke-y-things are great!)
I'm good thanks :) In pain, but good :) You?
-Sits up, coking and spitting out water-
Hey Socks hahaha. I love animals too. I noticed the horse... ITS SO CUTE! MY HORSES NAME IS PHANTOM!
-breaths-
:D
*choking... LOL
XD yeah they are taia
AGAIN?!?! STILL?!?? from that ould walk?!?!?! Poor Quinn! *gives her a pet swallow*
Yes. Still pain... :P *sits the swallow on her head* It makes a cool hat... :P
Yeah that me horse Lily;) she's sweet but can be... Well she fills her mouth with water, either sprays it on me or say if I say spray it on me brother she sprays it on him!
She had a foal just there on Tuesday! Gorgeous lil bucko takes after his brother and the bad side of lily- VERY HYPER AND MUSHIVOUS AND CURIOUS AND CHEEKY!!
YEah..
Phantoms a deadly name! Breed?
XD hah
XD
…
Wait.. N-n-not a DEAD fur hat?!?! =O
Brb
Hello all how are you this Fine day?? XD
Hey Hey NJ!!
haha thats SOOO CUTE!
Lily is an angelic name... lucky...
Someone call my horse "Lord Voldemort's Phantom" And i am deadly serious -_- he is an Andalusian x Stock Horse... LOVE HIM SO MUCH! i will put up a photo somewhere :D
What breed are ur lot?
Hey NJ.
Dont know if we have been introduced.
-extends hand-
i'm bella
Hey Hey Taia
Hello Bella nice to meet you *shakes hand* *then hugs*
Sorry i'm a hugger
Hey NJ
XD well there's a bit of explantion for the name - there's Lilies in here field, and when I was little, me granda had this horse that i called Lily, I loved her to bits! but she got sold... but this Lily used to belong to me granda, then this other fella, then me, but i suppose when i got her i had a small hope it was Lily, she sorta looks like her...
Evil?!?! XD
Gorgeous! No doubt! Love horses with charteter and so far, all the horses i had, had PLENTY!!XD
Ah Connemaras true and true!
-shyly-
I do enjoy hugs :P
-Bear hugs-
Sorry about the delayed response... I be busy...
I've gotta go now... Bye!
BYE QUINN NICE TO MEET YOU!
http://xat.com/aquilafelis <------ Bella thats where well be if this is ever emty!
Cmon now if ya want!
Bye Quinn!
Aww... Byee Quinn!!!
Connemara's are gorgeous horses :P
I know what it is like to have the horse in the family. My mum used to have this horse called babe and it got sold when she was travelling in her 20's and when i was about 8 we were driving along this road in the middle of no where... and she slammed on the brakes and leans out the window and was just like "BABE!" and this horse in the paddock just threw up its head a galloped over to the fence... it was so gorgeous luck we had a camera. :D
Back! Had to break for dinner, but husband was sitting here so didn't get to say I was leaving, sorry. Anyone still here?
THE HORSE WAS THERE?!?! Woah!
http://xat.com/aquilafelis were all there, so sorry for slow replies
I can't load chat right now. :-/
Yes, tho were on the chat, http://xat.com/aquilafelis
Aw, well there's just me, NJ and a newish girl, Bella, I'll get them to come on here as well
Hello Ann nice to meet you I'm NJ
Ello ello.
HI ANN! long time not much talk whats happening?? :D
Ann's goat passed away
AHHH What nooo... Ann i am so sorry. :(
I sure it had a fantastic life.
-Big comforting hug-
gotta go
Hi NJ! Have we really never met? Nice to finally meet you!
Bella! Where you been? How are you?
One of my goats died early this week, the youngest. She was perfectly healthy and happy. Freak accident. I am depressed and not dealing well.
No we havent met AND NOW WE HAVE
i am soo sorry to here about your Goat
Bye Sadhbh!
*hugs* thanks, Bella and NJ.
I'm going to be afk a bit, need to med ponehs and milk.
ANN! Ok what you have too do is get a massive bucket of ice-cream and stuff your face with it. Then cry (a lot). by this time u will feel a little better sleep... dont hope out of bed the next day. the day after go about the usual duties as usual. feels amazing.
I am pretty good. had a relapse tooth infection after my root canal... but now so much better :P My face isnt as swollen :P
*hop out of bed.
woops lol
Oh, trust me, I have consumed more sugar this week than I have the rest of the year combined. And spent a lot of time in bed. Now I feel physically crappy. Goes with the emotional crap, so that's good...
And, OW. That sounds really excruciatingly painful. Hope it wasn't too much?
awwww *hugs em both*
hope u guys get better x
Nah i am cool. could be far worse. Power of Positive thinking.
Keep your chin up... the pain eases after a little while. :(
Hi Rachel! How's your day going?
Hi everyone!
Once again, so sorry Ann! *hugs* will we stop talking about it or..?
I've been through this before - not this exact thing, but, you know, grieving. I know it gets better. I'm still at the point where I don't want it to get better. I don't want to forget her. I was... I was looking forward to the rest of her life. Why'd she have to.. now I'm angry with that stupid precious baby for leaving. It was not ok for her to do that.
*sigh* i hate it when pets die, especially when its not peacefully of old age or something...
our lovely german shepherd got a twisted stomach and had to get put down... it took ages to get over her. :( she got cremated and is sitting on the shelf in a big pink thing...tis both lovely and creepy :)but then our PREVIOUS dog died of an infected foot...she was an amazing irish woldhound :')
we still have pictures of me as a kid sitting next to her and she's miles bigger :)
Aw ='(
Sorry, was on AQuila's chat
Almost all of ours have died when they were old, or at least sick long enough beforehand that we were prepared for it. It's sad but not as hard as this. :-(
I love Irish wolfhounds. I'd never have one because of the lifespan, but they are awesome and beautiful. You should post some of those pictures!
:) i will! i'll need to scan em in first though :)
i love big dogs, and its really sad that they are more prone to infections and stuff :(
theyre just so big and cuddly
yeah my dog is big, and loyal, friendly, and great!
awww- what kind is she/he?
Ok, really need to be getting to bed before the sun is up. Have a good... um, afternoon, Rachel and Sadhbh, and a good night, Bella, if you're still there.
:) just like a vampire...
um...NIGHT!! :D
yeah XD
Night Ann!
Have a good..night..!
HE'S a border collie
*dances to the blog*
eh-oh to dereks inbox...
hmmm...
is
everyone
on
chat?
Hi I'm back.
*sigh*
no one seems to come on HERE any more
i dedicate this page to all my bloggerbudz!
and to Derek's poor, poor inbox...
i dedicate this page to all my bloggerbudz!
and to Derek's poor, poor inbox...
i dedicate this page to all my bloggerbudz!
and to Derek's poor, poor inbox...
i dedicate this page to all my bloggerbudz!
and to Derek's poor, poor inbox...
well done rachel!
haha I only saw your comment "Well done Rachel" and I was like "whaaaat? o.O" until I saw the previous post from Rachel because my real name is Rachel XP
The Golden God writing competition is still open, guys! http://sacredsweatshirt.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=contests&action=display&thread=32
Note to self, if there is a fly on your foot don't try to kill it with a hairbrush
And if you do be prepared for bruised feet...
Ouch. On the bone?
....Can Skulduggery get bruised?....Can you bruise bones...? Or would that just be a hairline fracture? Because bruises are broken blood vessels under the skin. But people tell me all the time "Oh, maybe you just bruised the bone." What does that mean? BONES DON'T HAVE BLOOD VESSELS!!
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haha that was a random little tangeant...
actually...they do...cause in the middle o the bones is where they make blood cells :)
lol :) but even then i dont know how u'd bruise it... so i dont know...
:) and heya Mieepp!
Hi everyone!!!
And hello Mieepp! I don't beleive we've met
*offers her a cookie*
Nice to meet you!!
Anyone still here?
Am I alone?
*sreams and hits her head on the table*
Alone-ness stinks...
Will this "World Book Day who isnt realy worldwide at the same day whats kind of stupid"- Shortstory be translated or just be available in english speaking countrys?
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
COMPANY!!!
Hello Simaramorgana!! Nice to meet you!!!
*offers a cookie*
And...I don't know, maybe it will be in other languages... it's a good question actually...
*take cookie*
Yeah, it would be cool not to order my SP stuff from the Uk again...
Hello?
Hiiii Octa!!!
:) lol- keep seein ma dedication each time the page refreshes...
Hey-eeee!
Hi Rachel and Kallista! and Octa!
*gives flying peruvian elephant*
and taia!
Hi Nicole!
*glomps*
hello?
awwww no one's here.
Hello??
WOOHOO BLOG TO MYSELY!!
bye everyone
:)
Kal has now adopted everyone on chat...
Kal, Gepard, NJ, Octa, Nicolette, Quinn and I are all one big happy family :)
*looks at the disfunctional rabble*
er...such family love...
Hello world!
*cough cough* mr landy I have a problem....
well i have lots of problems but this is about my friend who I(being as amazing as i am)introdused her to skulduggery pleasant....
She apsloutly loves these books and read the first 4 in around to weeks but when It came to the 5th book she was 150 pages away from fininshing it when when her mum bans her from reading it because.... because (brace yourself) she thinks it VILE!!!!!!! HOW COULD SHE SAY THAT..... ALRIGHT THERE IS SOME FIGHTING BUT ITS NOT VILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway should she read it in secret or should i spoil it 4 her or...... welll any ideas.
Oh and im soo glad i can right al of this it take my mind of the fact that i've probs lost my very expensive camera and i'm freakin out 'bout it..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh and do u rememember me???? vita with the stripys sock anoying friends and........ amazing????
Thanks for your time and please reply it would be apreachated...
*wonders why the weight on my leg has increased*
*looks down*
It be Kallista! :P
Well I must bid you all goodnight!
NIGHT ALL!
@vita: Vile? VILE? HOW can anyone call Skulduggery Pleasant VILE???
It's unnatural, it's unethical, it's EVIL!!!
(hehee, Vile, and Evil both include the same letters, only the 'E' has moved)
Anyway... where was I? oh yes...
VILE?!?!? VILE?!?!?!
Your friend HAS to read Skul-books, HAS TO!!!
No matter how difficult that may prove to be!
Read them at your house, read them at school, read them ANYWHERE!!!
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And my speech is over.
thank you very much for your.... "speach" i totally agree with you VILE HOW COULD THEY AHHHHHHHHHHHH
No prob Vita, Skulduggery Pleasant is a series that should be shared by everyone, no matter what, because that's how better-than-super-mega-awesome it is!
Anywaay... Hi Vita!
hiiiii yawn...... ahhh need toilet run
lol
I g2g now, byeee Vita!
Goodnight Blogland!!
Hi all!!!¡¡¡!!!
hiiiiii
Hi Vita!!!¡¡¡!!!
Hello Derek Landy!
I guiltily admit I've been a silent reader of your blog from the start. Firstly, (Sorry, I'm afraid this will be a bit of an essay) thank you for writing Skulduggery! It's a super series that seems to get more interesting by the book, every characters backstory gets more intricate and intriguing each time, which is just great!! I really love Skulduggery (how could you not?) his and Valkyrie's dialogue never ceases to make me laugh, no matter how many times I reread the books. And there are so many mysteries...gah! I can't wait to find out the answers! Ooh, and it's just brilliant how Valkyrie is actually getting older, maturing and getting darker with the reader, I'm a stickler for those angsty moments where Val has to choose between bad and worse.
Secondly, thanks for this blog! Reading the updates and seeing that you actually care about your avid readers as people rather than money makers is lovely! I'm sure many authors do so but only a few actually make an effort to really connect with their fans. It means a lot to be able 'talk' (or 'shamelessly schmooze'!) to someone who is quite like a hero to you. So thank you for this opportunity, Derek! I would honestly love to meet you and say my thanks face to face, and I will! Just as soon as I am able to drive myself down to Dublin for one of your book signings, since Belfast isn't usually on the agenda (that I notice anyway, maybe I missed it?).
Secondly, I am so glad you sympathise with those of us who have bought the 'Skulduggery' hardbacks as soon as their out only to find that we need to buy the books again for these extra snippets of awesomeness. If I'm honest, I was quite disappointed (ahem, annoyed) when you informed us but I now thoroughly look forward to the possibility of a collection of these short stories or whatever you decide to do.
I'm very excited for this short story to be written for World Book Day, the more the merrier! Death bringer cover looks great, loving all the artwork of the 'Skulduggery' books. How evil are you? Giving us the name of the seventh book and leaving us to bleed our brains dry speculating what this baffling 'Dave' could mean!!
Oh, I read 'Divergent' at your recommendation, your right! It is brilliant! Extremely original with realistic characters. Even the bad guys are great to read about! Not unlike 'Skulduggery'!!! ^^ (.....What? A bit of blatant flattery never hurts!)
At the end *shudder* Skulduggery, Valkyrie and the gang will be sorely missed! And when the series ends I will have to find another raison d'etre!
Thanks for reading,
-WoopWoop.
Hi Kallista!!!¡¡¡!!!
I'm excellent thanks, exams finished now so I'm over the moon! (Not literally, that would just be weird.)
And how are you?
*Waits a while*
Leo Sparks?
I think so…
Yeah, I don't think I've met him in person :( but I have heard loads about him, and I read Octa's poem to him
woop woop put secondly twice "sniger"
Man I HATE UK weather, it's sooo hot here, my head's gonna explode!
I don't have a fan :(
Just goes to show that the weather hates me.
I'm gonna dehydrate…
And the air is obscenely humid too, I hate humid.
>:|
I can't concentrate at the moment
At all…
That would be messy.
How are you, Kallista?
Not great. I need to do chores now, will you be here in 30-40 minutes? This isn't working well for me right now, I'll email if I can't comment.
*hugs* Sorry to leave you. :-(
does anyone know how to get B-side tracks off CDs???
did i miss everyone again?
CDs have B-sides? *puzzles* B
But they only have one side...
;-)
lol ann
How are you, Raven?
im good, u?
Eh. I've been wallowing. Need to pick myself up, have so much else to take care of.
Planning to have cocoa pebbles for breakfast, though, which will knock me out for the rest of the day. Maybe I should think of something else.
Ann? Raven? Y'all still here?
hey skyril
I'm sitting here thinking about breakfast, but not actually getting up and making it. How are you?
Yay!
~glomps them~
lol, Ann :P
Well... I missed breakfast today :P
But then... I went to a gas station and got coffee and marble cake soooo.....
:P
hey skyril,
do u know how 2 get B-side tracks off CDs?
And now I'm drinking a very lemon-y lemonberry slush!
I'm afraid not, Raven :/ Sorry
...I want marble cake for breakfast!
Already have coffee. Can't live without coffee.
I think I've decided on eggs rather than cocoa pebbles. Hopefully they are food today. Sometimes they register as meat and I can't get them down. *shudders*
its ok :)
hi kallista
*high fives*
LOL, Ann! xD
I wouldn't called eggs meat... not exactly sure what I WOULD call them... but still :P
And yessss marble cake was yuuuuuuumy ;-P
how r u?
Howdy, Kallista!
~high-fives~
On the subject of coffee, I only have it once in a while and it's either a frappucino or a regular coffee with lots of flavored creme in it or hot chocolate or something... :P
yay
Ooo cookies!
Cookies are a happy-making thing. :-) Yay!
I love a frappucino, but I can't spend $5 on one coffee all that often. Plus there's so much sugar in them. :-P
LOL That's true, Ann :P
They ARE very expensive!
WHat kind of fraps do you ever get?? I like peppermint mocha and javachip! Yum :]
Usually caramel. I had a peppermint once, but never saw it again? Maybe a seasonal thing. Seriously, though, can't afford it lately. With the cost of hay and gas we're kind of struggling. :-P
Well, they're ridiculously priced anyway so you're probably doing a good thing on not buying them :P
hey guys, im tired so i think im gonna to sleep, night all *waves* ill be on tomorrow, bye
bye skyril, kallista, and ann
Aw good night, Raven!
~waves madly~
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