Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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Where'd Dragona go?
Either he's left, his computer's broken, or he's mad at me...
*cocks head*
I like clowns...
*cries at the mention of clowns* *cries at the mention of the mention of clownd* *cries at the mention of the mention of the mention of clowns* etc...
I like some clowns, but Stephen King's IT scared the bejesus out of me.
I never read it... my father said it's a good book, and he loves thrillers, so I'll propably not read it.
Good plan. If my mum says it's a good book I tend to refuse to read it for a while, then give in and read it. It's probably just as well I did give in, because she spent nearly two years trying to get me to read SP. Yes, my mother read SP before I did. I'm so ashamed...*hangs head*
"It is a 1986 horror novel by American author Stephen King. The story follows the exploits of seven children as they are terrorized by the eponymous inter-dimensional predatory life-form that exploits the fears and phobias of its victims in order to disguise itself whilst hunting its prey. "It" primarily appears in the form of "Bob Gray" a.k.a. "Pennywise the Dancing Clown," described by characters who see It as resembling a combination of Bozo, Clarabell and Ronald McDonald, in order to attract its preferred prey of young children, though it occasionally feeds on adults. The novel is told through narratives alternating between two time periods, which is largely told in a third-person omniscient view. It deals with themes which would eventually become King staples: the power of memory, childhood trauma, and the ugliness lurking beneath a façade of traditional small-town values. The novel won the British Fantasy Award in 1987, and received nominations for the Locus and World Fantasy Awards that same year.[1] Publishers Weekly listed It as the best-selling book in America in 1986."
I usually decide to read a book firstly by the way it looks, secondly the description on it's back and thirdly the first few sentences. ^^
Oh, THAT'S where Pennywise comes from! I've heard of him, but I never knew where he originated from.
Part 8 of my fan-fic is finished!
My Mum and Dad have great taste in books. I often steal theirs, when I run out of things to read. Dad likes comedies and Crime, and Mum likes Crime.
I read a lot of Detective fiction, and I'm writing my own Detective Fic right now.
FAN-FIC!
http://shadowsfanficlilithnightshade.blogspot.com/
Yay!
*leaves to read Liliths fanfic*
My mum's a big fan of modern fantasy, as am I, so I usually refuse to read the books she reccomends to her face and then steal them and read them behind her back. I have pride issues.
f
My mum loves fantasy, my dad thrillers. I prefer fantasy.
My fic has one of my favourite things I've written.
"PI Al North was not like other homicide detectives. If they were hardboiled, he was sunny side up."
I like it.
None of my parents read Fantasy, but I'm a huge SF and Fantasy nerd.
... yah bryony... you must...
i know that dragona has read my fan-fic! others must now!
nice one dragona on getting first comment!
and everyone else, you weren't even trying! i have an excuse because i was starting to write the next part of my fan-fic!
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING?!
I read it...
Btw, Lilith, remember that picture I talked about? The one a friend made to get accepted at an art academy? I posted it.
Imma read it now.
yay people!
cool pictures aquila!
Thanks. ^^
Im still obsessed with cleverbot. checkit out *smirk*
me:I am looking for dating advice then. How do you let a boy know that you like him, without completely embarressing yourself?
cb:By seeing, hearing, feeling, touching, tasting.
me:Seeing. yes. hearing yes. Feeling, occasionally. Touching, hopefully. Tasting, what exactly?
cb:I'm not sure, I had a typo in that last sentence. Don't worry about it.
when i minimize this and it's on my profile, i move my mouse over it and it says: Lilith Nights...
cool huh?!
JAFFA! NEED JAFFA! *eats jaffa cake muttering: cleverbot is not my master...*
Done, but my comp froze.
Good to see someone else writes short fics.
me:What is your name?
cb:Lily. Do you like that name?
me:Did you go on google and look up cleverbot?
cb:I didn't hear about the anti-war demonstration. When was it?
WTF?!
New comic up! For anyone who's interested...And now I'm out of ideas. Suggestions anyone?
NO CLEVERBOT ANYMORE! JAFFA! *eats jaffa cake muttering: cleverbot is not my master...*
Good evening!
Who is the doctor?
It keeps talking about doctor who... o0
me:Do you have lady parts?
cb:Can't be a lady without them, now can I?
Nope.
cb:Then you are mistaken.
me:Omg, what do you mean?!
Dudes, these are sooo addictive and fun, i just have to post them here when they get this funny. Aw man...
Aquila- Not sure if serious....
EVERYONE! I'M HERE FOR A MOMENTO BUT THEN I MUST LEAVE!
@Bryony: CHAT?
hi Tristessa!
@Niall
Huh? Sorry, I don't get you...
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Falls to ground*.
*picks HIM up*.
*is dead*.
*buries him*.
*Is in a coffin*.
I think I just killed Cleverbot...^^
Was that Doctor Who thing a joke, or do you not have him in Germany?
I was confused.
YAY AQUILA! MUST GO NOW! BYE PEOPLE!
*plods along* heyo Niall, Tristessa, Lilith, Aquila, Bryony, .
We don't have him over here.
And I refered to Cleverbot, who keeps refering to doctor who.
Bye Lilith!
Bye Lilith, hi cresent!
You don't have Dr Who? You're missing out man...woman...child...thing. Matt Smith is amazing! And not bad to look at either...
Bye Lilith!
Be right back folks! :)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *leaps on Kallista* TEEEEEEEEEELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs pen and paper to start doodling ideas*
Bye Lilith
*pokes Niall too* I declare today National Poke Niall Day! *poke*
*cocks head*
*grins*
In that case...
*pokes Niall, too*
Me: This statement is a lie.
CB: That statement is not possible. It is a paradox.
Me:This statement is a question?
CB: In what way is the statement a lie?
Me:The statement is not a lie.
CB:Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!
I WIN!
Also Kallista, I didn't intentionally call Dragona dumb, I just said that the UN know best. I maintain that they also know better than me.
*pokes Niall, which was more of a jab to the ribs*
*Pokes self*
^^
*continues poking Niall*
Oh, cool!
I'm squidgy!
*Pokes self*
*poke*
*poke/jab*
*cocks head, as everyone's poking Niall*
*stops poking him*
*Poke/block*
Why me?
*looks confused*
Lol.
My *Poke/block* reminded me of Pokéblock.
^^
Having some food - be back soon! *folds in on self and disappears*
*wonders how Bryony managed to do this*
*trys it herself*
*ends up changing to a cat*
Did byrony just implode?
*gives Niall biiiig hug, because he is super-duber coool, and does not deserve to be poked or jabbed and is nice and squishy. <3
Uh i feel bad i am sick too...:( I am kinda annoyed cos i'm not sure if my comments are getting through sooo if anyone wanted to be REALLY, REALLY nice and get blessed with my irish charm and the look of the irsh ( yeah you guessed it, i'm irish) could u tell me if it works???
crap i left the 'I' out of irish....thats going to be annoying me all day
It works, Violet.
Yay! Hugs!
AWWWWW thank you Aquila!!! You're blessed :)
*grins*
I'm pretty sure I like being blessed, thanks. ^^
Yes it works, you just have to press newest to see your somment come up.
*more hugs for Niall!!!! *
Hey peeps :D
how are my fave bunch o' folk gettin on the day then?
Hey Rachel.
Hi Rachel!
I'd answer your question if I'd understand it...
*hugs Niall, as requested by Cresent*
Its give Niall a hug day!!! Yaaaaay!!! :D
soz aquila. tis my scottish way i writtin i suppose.
basically- how are you?
^^
I'm fine, thanks, And how are you?
*blushes
I feel like such a eejit:O
*hangs head in shame
ok Cresent... *hugs Niall BIGGG time*
hello rachel!! I'm just enjoying the JOYS OF COMMENTING!!!
Niall, it isn't nice to call people dumb. You will get no friends by saying that and calling people names. I have noticed that you insult me quite a lot. When you said that I was dumb, I already had said what you said. You said that it wouldn't happen when I already said that, I said it wouldn't probably happen because lets face it, nothing's deffinate. All it would take is one crazy leader, but the UN would stop it. I already said what you called me dumb for, so there was no need to be so rude. You need to stop insulting people because it's uncalled for and not very nice.
Awww...
*gives cookie to Violet*
haha eejit- scottish word :) not calling you AN eejit.
and im good too Aquila :)
tank u for da cookie
shud i hug Niall???
does he deserve it?
Hmmmmm...
*cocks head at dragona*
Well, this time you got the formulations perfectly right...
*hugs him*
*smiles*
Oh, and even without an army, attackin gGermany is shurely a bad idea for every coountry with enough money for a proper army.^^
eejit is also an Irish word!!
It is probally originally celtic cos the celts invaded Scotland and Ireland
GO ON DA DUBS!!!
Dragona, I asked you not to get mad. As I said to Kallista, the UN knows better than me, too.
haha yup :) irish r my cousins in my head :)
*bursts in wearing an opera costume* *singing* I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
*cocks head at Bryony*
*sings, too, but Händels Hallelujy*
*Halleluja
*hi fives back
Tanks!! Love urs too It's my fav flower. I thought it twas cool cos it's weird for there to be a black flowers :)
I am going to give in
*hugs Niall
Do you all remember when we used to put quotes at the end of our comments?
I miss that..
yay! More hugs!
"Do you all remember when we used to put quotes at the end of our comments?
I miss that.."
I am irish also Violet. I am from Dublin, you?
Well people usually do get mad when you insult them Niall.
Guys! And announcement! Kallista has given me inspiration. So now if you want to you can feature in one of my comics. If you just give me a shirt colour and a distinctive feature (umbrella, hair colour etc). :) It would help me a lot with my comics.
more irish cousins for moi?
YAY!!! Niall quoted me!!
I feel important
oh yeah...
"yay" More hugs!
*hugs Kallista*
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
@Dragona, I just pointed out that I wasn't insulting you, I was complimenting the UN.
I really don't want to get into an argument about it. That happens all too often.
Yeh i'm from Dublin, Cresent not town but a small coastal town (that will remain anonymous, I'm not stupid!!) just outside the main city.
What about you??
Nite Dragona:)
No Niall, you called me dumb. That's an insult if you didn't notice. You always insult me, and complain about everything I do. And don't you dare deny not insulting me because you clearly did.
*hugs Kallista again*
I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
Night Dragona!
Well Bryony, i have tanned skin, long thick messy brown tinted red hair and wear rectangular glasses.
DRAW ME!!
Glasses, light skin, long brown hair and I prefer red. :)
Oh. Bye Dragona.
Bye Dragona!
Oh and my shirt is black with a motorcycle on it. I am wearing black tights with shorts over them and cool boots. :)
Brown hair but i prefer black, pale skin (not by choice curse irish weather), brown eyes,
Byrony,
I too wear glasses and have short black hair. I'm kind of pale, and a black shirt'd be cool.
(Bonus points if you put "i > u" on the shirt. I love that shirt.)
I live near a coastal town. Does your costal town begin with and S or H?
I don't know if I'll be able to do that Cresent - my comics go a little more like this:
http://potterandmowhawk.blogspot.com/2011/04/voldemort-is-very-easily-confused.html
I'll see what I can do :)
Bleh.
I hate it when Dragona gets mad at me.
"I>U"...
Where can you get this?^^
*returns*
Right. I'm back. Not that your bothered to see me... :)
black, skinny jeans, blue tshirt, converse high tops black
*cocks head at Niall*
Maybe you should try to be a bit more careful about what you say to him...
If dragona were still here, I would hug him and call him Thomas, and feel really happy, and possibly leave a <3 at the end of my comment. But I will hug Violet, a fellow dubliner. *HUG!*
Aquila- probably, but it's difficult. If i suspect he might be offended, i usually prefix it with "Don't get mad". I never set out to Troll.
neither it begind with D and is near a town beginning with S that had it's first St Pats day parade in like 50 years dis year
its a CLUUUUEEE
grr someones mucked up my internet...all the bars are misin and i cant find anything in this mess...
hehe soz cesent and violet, but u guys are doomed to be called my irish cousins now...
does anyone here have facebook? i like LIVE on the thing...
BRB.
I don't get it. what does I>U mean?
Niall, just try it. Dunno if you recognised it, but he also trys his best. Just look at the comment he complained with: He's doing pretty good in it, why shouldn't you be able to do this, too. :)
Same
I will hug you back Cresent what does ur coastal town begin with? have u figured out my clue??
I don't mind being ur irish cuz
Kallista - the blog post you inspired is up! Not that I'm quite sure that's what you meant...oh well.
The > and < sign always open to the bigger side.
haha gd! *hugs new irish cuz's*
hey Tristessa...wherever you've gone
*struggles under Kallista*
Back.
Aquila- I know Dragona tries. I try too. The problem is, we both try to defend ourselves, and we end up arguing.
Yeah... but that's alright. Just keep on trying. :)
I don't mind if you argue, sometimes you need a thunderstorm to clear the air... if you get me. Just don't get into a fight over small and unimportant things.
I am still here... I just have nothing of interest to say... I can try though...
FISHY!
GRAPEFRUIT!
ROBOTIC KEYBOARD CHIHUAHUAS!
I CAN SPELL CHIHUAHUAS!
HAHA!
A AND H ARE FAR APART ON THE KEYBOARD!
YAY!
CAPS LOCK!
I still dont get it. The town i live in now begins with B, and the town which is coastal that I lived in most of the time, and were i go to school, begins with S.
I am trying to persuade my friend who is a total SP and Golden God fan to join our little club, so if she joins be nice oh and rachel she can be your new irish cuz
Urm... robotic keyboard chihuahuas? *smiles hopefully*
woo! more irish cuz's :)
and Tristessa- thats nice and random :)
Hello everyone , I am new here! Just saying hi!! And I am sorry for butting in on your conversation but I am a close friend of Violet :) Am i accepted into the conversation??? :)
Rachel-
I can haz be Irish cuz?
hi Rosie, and of course you are accepted.^^
*gives her a welcome-cookie*
Hi there Rosie! Of course you are accepted! Here, have a robotic keyboard chihuahua! *hands Rosie a robotic keyboard chihuahua*
eh...can anyone remember how to change ur name cos i doubt you wan't to keep dat name rit ro?
A website that may seem like all fun and games, but it is fake. While you chat to the so called "cleverbot" the only thing that is happening is that you are talking to other users. You only talk to one person for about a few texts, then they change it, which is why you will get such random off-the-wall conversations. If you go to it at first, you will belive it, but if you tell somebody that the website is fake and that this is just two users talking to eachother, then you will most likely recieve a "oh!" That is also why the bot claims to be a human so many times. But it is fun messing with people :D
Yaaaay thanks!! Wow first time here and i get a Welcome Cookie AND a Robotic keyboard Chihuahua! awww you guys!!
rit...i've got go now nite all be nice to ro ok
*showers Rosie with welcome cookies*
Why thank you Kallista - and as you gave me the idea to put people into the comic, you get to go in second. I would say first, but Tessa is holding me at gunpoint over Facebook to put her in.
And I'll try and get you other guys in ASAP!
haha of course Niall! *hugs* the more irish the better :D
and hey rosie :) are u my ne cuz as well?
Bye Violet! Have a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua! *hands her a a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua* Bye!
Not gun-point... more like a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua.... :)
Hey everyone
Niall, what country do you live in?
Hi Lizzy! *hugs and hands her a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua*
Hey Tristessa! thanks for the chihuahua
Thanks guys!! I have to go too!!!! But its been fun i hope to be on again i have to go read coz i am a bookworm! And yeh Rachael !! :D
Cresent, I'm Irsih.
Hi Lizzy! Bye Roro!
Hey Aquila!
*Irish
*gives Kallista a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua*
*gives Niall a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua*
*gives Rachel a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua*
*gives Aquila a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua*
*gives Cresent a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua*
*gives Bryony a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua*
*cocks head*
So, me, Lizzy and Kallista are the only non-Irish ones?
*wonders*
*shrugs*
Bye Roro!
Congratulations, my dear :D I'm sure you informed of this glorious event to, at least partly, receive all our awe and admiration. I will thus oblige.
OMG UR SO, LEIK, AWESOME!!1!!!!!
It hurts my soul to write like that. XD
*throws a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua at Kallista*
And me and Bryony, Aquila! Good ol' England over here!
A website that may seem like all fun and games, but it is fake. While you chat to the so called "cleverbot" the only thing that is happening is that you are talking to other users. You only talk to one person for about a few texts, then they change it, which is why you will get such random off-the-wall conversations. If you go to it at first, you will belive it, but if you tell somebody that the website is fake and that this is just two users talking to eachother, then you will most likely recieve a "oh!" That is also why the bot claims to be a human so many times. But it is fun messing with people :D
Hey Kallista~! *picks spines out of Kallista before glomping her*
Am I the only one impressed by a Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua?
haha thanks for the Chihuaha...or however you spell it. :)
*tries to pet it*
*it barks madly*
run awayyyy!
*screams from the distance*
g2g now. night all :)
Bye Rachel!! *hugs*
Oh, ok Tristessa.^^
I just wondered about how many Irish people were on. ^^
*sends an army of Robotic Keyboard Chihuahuas to save Kallista*
ROBOTIC KEYBOARD CHIHUAHUAS!
I love messing with people on Cleverbot.
Bye Rachel!
I can just hear you all now... "Would she shut up about robotic keyboard chihuahuas. No one cares. Take a hint." NEVERRRRRRR! ROBOTIC KEYBOARD CHIHUAHUAS!
*looks at her Robotic Keyboard Chihuahua*
So... are you a he or a she?
gtg
Aww! Bye Cresent! *hugs* See you!
Bye Cresent!
And Tessa is UP on the comic! *confetti falls from the sky*
Bye Cresent!
Bye Cresent.
go to go, dinner time
ROBOTIC KEYBOARD CHIHUAHUAS!!!!!!!! :)
Aww... bye Lizzy! *hugs*
Bye Lizzy...
should go now, too, to get some sleep...
Night all!
righ tbye then :)
*shifty lookin chihuahua is givin me looks now*
right am deffo off. computer is about to auto log off :)
night
Bye Lizzy.
Bye Aquila.
Bye Rachel.
I have to go take a shower, so I'm leaving too, although I might be back.
Bye Aquila!
And looks like I should leave too... don't forget my friends... ROBOTIC KEYBOARD CHIHUAHUAS!
Look at this: http://potterandmowhawk.blogspot.com/2011/04/tristessa-i-choose-you.html
Bye everyone!!! See you! *hugs everyone* Night!
Oh before I leave...
I claim this page for robotic keyboard chihuahuas!
Oh before I leave...
I claim this page for robotic keyboard chihuahuas!
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