Yesterday I passed the 110,000 word mark on Book Six. I have three days to finish writing and then do a quick edit, so the word count could go either way. Bear in mind, though, that Mortal Coil was about 105,000 words- so it looks like the new one will be even longer.
As I get into the last few weeks of writing a book, I tend to get a little bit paranoid. I start to wonder if, maybe, the thing I’ve written is not a book at all- maybe it’s just a collection of chapters that don’t fit together into one long story. Maybe I’ve been wasting my time. Maybe I should have abandoned this idea before I started writing, and headed off in another direction. What if it’s rubbish? What if it’s awful? What if nobody likes it?
And then I remind myself that I am, in fact, the Golden God, and everything I do is absolutely wonderful, so naturally Book Six is going to be brain-punchingly brilliant.
These last minute doubts are nothing new, of course. I always get them. I’m sure that practically every writer does. The only way through them is to have faith in yourself and your own ability, and to keep on going no matter how anxious you get. It’s not easy, to work on through your doubts, but if you ever want to be writer then it’s something you’re going to have to deal with, sooner or later.
It REALLY helps if you’re arrogant- because so long as you don’t take it seriously, arrogance can be a LOT of fun.
I wrote the last page this morning- or some of it, at least. I’m still going back through it all, linking things up, changing things, switching them around, writing and rewriting, so even though I’m on the last page, it doesn’t mean the book is finished yet. But ohhh, what a last page. The first trilogy ended with Skulduggery being sucked through a portal- an act that had severe consequences over the following three books. The end of THIS trilogy, therefore, needs to have the same kind of impact on the next three.
I’m not saying the endings are in ANY way similar, because they’re not. The Faceless Ones ended with the reader shouting “Oh God no no no NO!” whereas Book Six will end with the reader saying “oh... hell...” very, very quietly.
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first comment again :)
omg what did you do to poor val/skulduggery!! :O , :( When do we get a title?
My oh my. If arrogance and paranoia are things writers universally share, then so is a certain amount of sadism, apparently. Because we all know that the torture/death/hurling into peril of characters makes a book seriously good reading, and I don't know about anyone else...but I kind of enjoy it too.
4th comment! :D
no wait that was 5th b4
Derek, Why do you torture your characters alot? And will Vakyrie ever be awesome again from the beginning?
And a friend of mine suggested that Doctor Nye can save Tanith :D. She says that if he can find Darquesse's soul and seal it then he should be able to find the Remnant in Tanith and maybe take it out or seal it :o
9th
Woooo! Skulduggery on his marvelous adventures yet again! I cant wait!
yay eleventh comment ueah
hey pplz if anyone is on hi
Dear Golden God,
I was wondering when you could share some more of your writing tips on the blog, since I am writing a book and need a bit of help with the process of writing it.
Also, are you planning on writing another trilogy? That would be awesome. Yay
Thanks
12th COmment
awesomeman i am also writing a book it is called a last night and i was wonderiing if when i was finished i need someone to proof read it and give it some omph so would you like to do that for me
so happy
rebella tears why are you so happy
Yeah sure little cain that would be fine
cool i will figure out how i can send it to you when i am done
Just by email
how do i get your email
ok i need a guys name and fast anyone
Bob
a unique guy name
oh, Derek.... Havan't changed a bit. Ah, but we can deal I suppose...
I must warn you... When I get my diver's lisence, Sarah and I are coming to Ireland and are going to find you! we will! I have told myself that I would find you and, although I failed last summer, two summers from now, I WILL NOT FAIL!!!!
And so, I leave you in wait for when you get to meet me. I definately can't wait!
cant anyone come up witha unique guy name
dont worry about it
Can people STOP taking the first 3 comments, please? And my God... YOU'RE GOING TO KILL OFF ALL MAH FAVORITE CHARACTERS, AREN'T YA? YA ARE? OH NO. NONONONONON.
FISH. JUST. PLAIN. FISH.
And Dereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, do you like Assassin's Creed? Like... all of them? Or are you more a Red Dead Redemption or Gears of War person?
Anyway...
I'm still awaiting that birthday wish. And advice on publishing. WHAT DO I DO? I LIVE IN A TOWN WITH 2000+ PEOPLE!!! There are no publishing agencies... I send it to a city, don't I? But HOW? HOW? Do I look at all the good publishers in... let's say Melbourne, and then do I contact them somehow? SO MANY HOW'S. I'm tired. And confused. And I need to go assassinate some more civilians now.
Minion NO.1 out.
PS. Unique guy name? Pablo. Enzo. Hans. Alistair. Savaro. Ignatius. Kiran. STEVE.
HI!! I can't wait until the sixth book, and look ---> http://spectacularbookworm.blogspot.com/2011/03/skulduggery-pleasant-by-derek-landy.html
THANKS!! :)
omg.... I'm on the first page.
THE FIRST PAGE! i'VE NEVER BEEN ON THE FIRST PAGE BEFORE!
It's sad that I'm gonna waste this space for a conversation. Shannon, u there?
First 50!
and I'm so exited about skulduggery!!!
The ending will be an hang off, right? One of those endings where u just leave the reader hanging in a very suspenseful part?
I love those endings! And I loathe them. Very much. Like what happened with dark days, it just leaves you quiet.
oh hello brilliant night, I haven't met u yet.
Derek, i know exactly what u mean by the last minute writer's depression.
Tried to write a book once.
Total failure. Because of THAT.
I tried to overcome it.
Failed.
But now I know that it can be beaten!
Shannon you're still not there? This is gettiing boring.
I like to be sadistic when I write. It's one of the reason's I'm good at writing death scenes.
But then again.... almost every action/fiction/fantasy writer likes to put their character through pain once in a while.
Oh my gosh that ending sounds so creepy.... Ahhhh! I don't want anyone to be sucked into a portal again! The last time that happened I quite literally couldn't sleep until I got Dark Days and Skulduggery came back. I'm not kidding.
My personal prediction is that at the end of the book, Val turns bad like Tanith. That would definitely leave me saying "Oh, heck," very quietly.
*Turns around to yell at sister*
Me: "Fine, fine, enough already. Grrr."
My sister wants to introduce herself to the amazing and fantastic world of Skulduggery Pleasant.
Name: Cursia (cur-she-uh) Witt
Age: Currently she doesn't have one, just like Valkyrie doesn't have a birthday.
Power: Adept.
Vehicle: Really fast vespa.
And she'd like to say hi to you, Derek, and ask you a couple of questions:
"1)What is the relationship between Lord Vile and Skulduggery? Based on what you've hinted in the books, it sounds like they're blood relatives.
2)Why did Lord Vile leave the necromancer temple?
3)You know, Angelica's a really good name for Stephanie's little sister..."
Me: "That's not a question, Cursia!"
Cursia: "Fine."
"3)Was Lord Vile ever really truly dead?
4)Do coconuts migrate?
Thank you!"
.....
Okay, I'm back on. So, yeah. Good luck revising Book 6, Derek! And pretty please answer her questions. She would freak out, in a good way.
Minion Night: Signing off
OH MY GOD!!!! I can't wait till the book comes out.
Umm... I have a question...
And it is VERY important.
Are you going to bring Tanith Back??? It's a very important question.
Tanith is, like, soooo awsome. And also...
How old is Skulduggery??????
AND...
How old is Finbar???... *Giggles* Fibar is the BEEEESSSSSTTTT!!!!! GO FINBAR!!!!!!
Thanks xx <3
The first sentence of this blog: "Yesterday I passed the 110,000 word mark on Book Six" were the most wonderful words I've ever heard in my life?!
Hmm, book six is soundy mighty AMAZING! :)
I want to be a writer! Do I have arrognce? No severely lacking *damn* however, on the sarcasm front... oh, now i am VERY good at that. Does that count?!
You talked about the ending of book 3, so erm can I just say one thing? I have NEVER screamed so loudly before in my life... and I once rode an ELEPHANT! And then I had to go a whole year living in greif and turmoil, wondering if Skulduggery would ever come back! But you still rock :)
Derek, don't be paranoid, whatever you write, it's going to be PURE GENIOUS! :D
Haha! Can't wait for book 6! When I read the last page, I will be taking note of my reaction, and yes, I will probably end up saying "Oh hell..." Or just screaming again?!
Brilliant blog - as usual :)
~Laura~
PLEASE let there be loads of macabre torture and stuff in book six! Character deaths, everything. AMAZING.
Good Lord almighty Derek Landy. What are you doing to our poor skulduggery?
*Silence....*
Please please please please PLEASE don't kill off Fltcher. If you do, I will be very upset. FLETCHER IS SO AWSOME!!! Love Fletcher. Please don't kill him off. I beg of you.
*Sniffle*
Hey Derek
Is Tanith EVER!!!! Gonna come back?
I am merely curious as to what your title will be, Glitter Girls.. Something oh-hell worthy happening.
Interesting.
Anyway, Considering I have seen no way to contact you, anywhere, Once I finish it, I was wondering if you would like to read my Skulduggery Pleasant Short story, which has nothing whatsoever to do with Skulduggery, but Lots to do with two Necromancers known as the Grimm Brothers.
Morgana Wolf is right
Dont kill of Fletcher
But if u r then it should be a dramatic death
E.g
Fletcher:I love u Val
Valkyrie:Please don't leave me Fletch, i love u starts crying.
they kiss
fletcher dies
Valkyrie:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GeeZ
that will just be awful
I can picture it in my head
NOOOOOOO!!!!! Fletch can't die. It would... it would...
*Burst out crying*
It would be HORRIBLE!!!
*Sniffles*
I <3 Fletcher =P
Hiya, I've never really explored a blog before so I have no idea how this works. First I'd like to ask Mr Landy something (seems like everyone wants to do that) But was Kenspeckle based off of Albert Einstein? it seems like he was what with the Desolation Engine and all... But before I get all inquisitive I'd like to say thank you for writing the books, you already know they're beautiful so i won't bother telling you.
@ Valkyrie's
You know what's worse? I can picture it in my head aswell. =(
i dont really like fletcher so i dont care if he gets killed off but you have to bring tanith back somehow
Mr. Landy...
You are a brilliant, brilliant writer (as you well know), but I can't appreciate your brilliance if I don't have Dark Days and Mortal Coil (I'm in the U.S. :/).I CAN go online and buy it from someone overseas, OR you can come visit L.A. and bring some copies for me and my friends.....
Gee your right little cain, i mean fletcher's only valkyrie's boyfriend
i kinda feel sorry for u guys in the US
cause in Australia we have all the books
your missing out on all the fun Theomachia
Yes, But Fletcher is a dick.
He is only just now learning how to act around people.
WHich is some great character development on Mr Landy's part, but guys usually just think of Fletcher as that Annoying Teleporting Kid, not Val's boyfriend
I recond skulduggery should get a sports car
or maybe not cause the bently is also fine
u kno what guy i reakon valkyrie should start driving her own car or motor bike
i wanna ride a black bike like Taniths when i older but my mum says i'll kill myself if i ride one
gee don you guys eva talk
im gonna go on facebook
HAHAHA. I got on the first page!! 'Kay, bye.
but i'll be back
WAT no fAIR!
*stares at page*
*blinks slowly*
*falls out of chair*
*starts to mumble from floor*
I know it. Somebody else died. I just KNOW IT! YOU KILLED OFF SOMEONE IMPORTANT!
Im funny like that...i can predict the future...and it may have something to do with me having bad luck that in every single book i read someone alwys dies.
I can just sense it...China, is it? Maybe not...
Caelan? (did i spell that right?)
Um...Wreath? Eh...no...he's staying for the grand Darquesse finally...
FLETCHER!
No, course not...
SKULDUGGERY!
...why did i even ask THAT...? he's already dead for gods sake...
hey pplz
what upp
...Sanguine? Did ya?
Well id be mad then, he's one of the first bad guys i met, along with Dusk and Baron.
Curse whoever had the first book checked out. Now imnattached to these creeps...
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MORE QUESTIONS!!!
yes i do like to ask questions don't i?
1) Do you think there is such a thing as over obsessed???
2) If you could do ANYTHING at this exact moment what would it be???
3) Why is the book series called Skulduggery Pleasant because right now it seems to be more about Valkyrie than Skulduggery, as you reread the books you tend to notice that as the books go on there is more situations in which Val is the one in trouble or turning into a killing mechine not Skulduggery although we do see him get sucked into another demension and he gets tourtured so much he thinks he is holoucinating when Val saves him but we never really SEE what is happening when Skulduggery was in other deminsion. He was in there for 11 months yet we dont see what truley happened to him we just know he was tourtured.
4) can you post a chapter of the new book?!
i will NOT give up on this until the day the 6th book comes out.....then ill start pestering you on the 7th *wicked grin*
DEREK! i swear if you even DARE try and kill Ghastly or or Fletcher i can't say val cus she a huge part....or skulduggery......and don't even THINK of killing Tanith for real! even though shes evil i would still like to see more of her evil side just kill senguin PLEASE....or the twins he he ehhehehe....
Hey Skullgirl, at least you HAVE the 5th book, lucky ducky (yes, I'm sulking as I write this). I'd give anything to be Irish and get the books right away.
cant wait till the book comes out
yay
i'm gonna read it
tee hee!
DEREK!!! Also why would you doubt yourself??? You are such an amazing awesomesaucome writer who i can not say how many words i have to describe how totaly amazing your work is! this is my favorite series in the UNIVERSE!! Yeah its that important to me and i was like to my brother who also had read your books i would bearly let him touch them there like sacred to me i freaked out when i had to let him borrow them :/ ok maybe im overdramatic no wait im not i littereally freaked out! bbut now im rambling so yeah...
oh im in america and i have all five books i preordered the fourth and fifth off of amazon UK and then got them like three days after they came out so yeah....
Really?? Lucky!!! did you have to fill out all kinds of extra stuff? how much more money did it cost??
and Theomachia...or do i call you Grace? you dont have to be irish you could just live in england or irland
it was in pounds so i dont really know :/ and no i didnt have to fill out extra stuff so now you know for the next book :)
Yeah, but Irish people are cooler. :) and theo's fine, i guess.
ook just wondering
u kno wat i think i'm crazy cause
whenever i read his books i always think magic is real and i start thinking that i'm valkyrie
its kinda weird
cause me and Valkyrie r like the same
e.g
-dark hair(same)
-dark colored eyes(same)
-stubborness(same)
-dangerous(same)
-attitude(same)
-loves to punch people(same)
-work-out(same)but i go to gym
-gets heaps of bruises and broken bones(same)
-has a boyfriend(same)but my boyfriend is not annoying
lol i have always believed magic was real this book confirmed it though :P i think im more of a tanith just with curly brow hair instead :)
we have so much in common
nice i changed my phonw screen saver to the picture of the sea hag it looks AWESOME! i couldnt find a good pic of Val or Skulduggery
gotta go need to save the world
by reading Mortal coil a third time
valkyrie's sidekick out
Kallista i tottaly agree with you 100%
AHG! *falls down* its good to see you too kallista!
yes i did april fools day was fun! in french we each got a little square sheet of paper with a fish on it and she told us to stick it onto someone so i did and he didnt even notice till someone told him
bring me a shrubbery
ok just warning might not be here when yo get back / computers almost dead *gasp* duh duh dah!!
grrr Kallista i must leave for i have lest than 1 minute left on my laptop FAIR THEE WELL!!!
PS happy April Fools day!
SKulgirl13
Damn, I cannot wait for Book Six :D
hmm. i think the end might possibly be val or darquesse joining vile. i mean, that would totally get that reaction. or maybe vile kidnaps val at the end to try to make her become darquesse... because somewhere in the book vile has to learn shes darquesse, right? right????
or maybe something else totally dramatic but super unlikely, at the ending fletcher will say viles his dad... but he didnt know earlier he was lord vile...
or maybe at the ending the ppl at the santuary will find out vals darquesse and she has to go into hiding. all possibilities.
I think you should give us all a sneak preview...because...because...you know...you should.
woah. i'm getting really excited.what colour with the book be? and can you give us a preveiw? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
oh! i bet i can guess what happens! ok, so, maybe.. skulduggery is lord vile!!! yeah! i knew it! that would be GENIUS.
but, of course, your Derek Landy so your probably going to come up with something better than that...
i reckon that valkyrie will gat beaten by lord vile in the big battle. and valkyrie goes into hiding to try and get stronger to beat lord vile, as lord vile rampages around trying to kill all of vals friends, family and loved ones, so then she gets angry so she attacks him and can defeat her once and for all
but she actually beats him so he brings back all the villains from the war and the villains val and skulduggery have faced together. and they are all after val and some how instead of skulduggery being on vals side he goes onto lord viles side because he brang him back so he could help conquer the world once he had regained his strength. Unnamed (Mevolents master)is also brought back to life. and together they open the portal to where the faceless ones are and send them to wreck havoc on earth and valkyrie has to stop them with the help of ghastly china fletcher erskine ravel and anton shudder. they also have to verse all of the bad people that aren't dead including the dark sorcerer Charivari from france and Keratin in the mountains of siberia (Mentioned in chapter 9 of Mortalcoil)
It'll be cool if Valkyrie can control her Darquess side and own everyone. That would be sweet.
i am obsessed with your books.
what is the 6th book going to be called?
What is the book goin to look like?
When are you posting a chapter in the internet?hopefully soon.
do you know what the next trillogy will be about if so what?
Why does valkyrie beat a random guy senseless?
Why is scapegrace so dumb?
will skulduggery ever try to kill Valkyrie?
I hope you answer these questions
You are the best role model ever. I hope you can use your otherworldly wisdom/ intelligence to answer my questions and also hope they don't waste your time lord derek landy, master of all minions, super smart human and overlord of earth
hello is there any body on here besidews you annonymous
*blinks*
oh my God...
HURRY UP!!!!
ahem.
please...
:)
awk derek u are the golden god and even if ur words dont make since we will STIL read we dont know why but we will :)
so derek when are we getting a title
O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O DEREKK
do u live in northern ireland / if so where abouts/if not where then
I do love you <3 x
OMGG! DEREK!YOU CAN'T DOOOOOOOOOO THAT! KNOW I'M GOING TO EXPLODE! You can't just drop a hudge bomb like that and expect readers to go on with their life! I will now be spending from here in april to september obbsessing over that and then I will spend the year after THAT obbsessing over the ending! Cliff hangers are REALY bad for my health :D
Ah well I'm sure its gonna be uber awesome! Of course it will be. You are the golden god. You ARE awesomeness itself :D
6 months is still too far away, sigh... ahwell, I'll just re-read the series.....Again...... ;P
just to check saying that mortal coil had 10500 words was a typo and it has 105000 words
Hi.
I will be on Black Ops. I'll comment after every match.
ahahhaahhahaahhahaha rosey here :P
(Nyx: she's taken over my profile! AAAARGH!!)
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Um... Okay? :S
hi everyone!
Yo! Derek! how is the book goin'?! you need to hurry up and finish it! you need to mend all of your destruction! first you make valkyrie's reflection go all froot loops, then you get caelan's dirty smoochers on her, and NOW tanith is a ******* remnant! what have you been doing man?!
Hi Mike. Sorry for the slow replies my comp is terrbiel!
k!
i'm cool! i'm going to a party in like two hours so... i won't talk later! don't think that i've died!
Alright Mike. I hoope you have a good time at the party.
Cheers! But i'm not going for a while!
I am emailing my friend who lives in canada right now!
That's cool. I have some relations who live in Canadfa.
hey, i saw this morning that there are at least four (though probably five or six) robins living in the large bush in the graveyard across from mybedroom window! and yes, I LIVE AND SLEEP ACROSS FROM A GRAVEYARD! SO?! am i scared? no. not in the slightest!
I have three uncles, four aunties, five cousins, and my grandparents living in canada, and also some other friends!
You live opposite a grave yard? I live opposite a field ^^
I have the new Lego Star Wars game, got it yesterday for £29.99 when in town it's £39.99 and this game is brand new. It's downloading on my PS3 this instant, and the best thing is you can go online ^^
*comes in pacing around the blog*
*looks at the blog post and smiles before sitting down and going into a 'thinking coma'*
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
hi nocolette!
DEREK! ANSWER MY QUESTIONS AS SOO AS YOU READ THEM!
Hi Nicolette! I have the new Lego Star Wars game! XDDDDDDDDDDD
I meant nicolette, not nocolette!
Hey! I'm trying to figure out a way to get the new dragon age game... I need money damn it! I need a god damn job!
*turns away from computer and scowls at brother coming to read over shoulder*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnsvc679cbs
LOL haha! "And use... you're head?"
*makes a face*
*smacks head against the wall*
*rubs sore head* I think all that did was kill one of my last two brain cells
Oh well at least they can't keep arguing now :P
FUNNY!
*runs away screeching. runs headfirst into a wall, but unlike nicolette gos straight through. stops abruptly. turns.* AHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away as own dad attacks for destroying wall* NOT EVEVN A VAMPIRE OR A NINJA (directed at dragona) CAN FEND OFF MY DAD WHEN HE'S ANGRY!!!!
LOL Mike.
AHHHHHHH!
41%
*waves at mikes dad* if you think that's bad just wait till you see what I did to the sitting room
*points at a room filled with water and water damaged furniture and Walls, lamps and electrical items hang loose crackling*
*smiles innocently*
42%
*dad catches up. mike pleads for mercy. dada just closes door behind him, blocking nicolette and dragona's veiw*
*mike shrieks*
LOL Nicolette.
Hmm when I get on tihs game I'm going to kick Yoda's ass (or for Mike's benefit) chop him up or shoot him.
*listens to mikes shreiks for the Brocken wall then looks at the damage she did to the sitting room*
*screams and starts running now*
*dad comes out of room and smiles satisfied smile, closing it behind him*
Hmm I imagine your dad to look like that big monster underneath Jabba the Hutt's Palace...
*dad looks at nicolette crazily just as mike comes out of room behind him with feet tied behind head, and dragging body along by one hand*
*nods as she runs around dragona in circles*
I look shooting people and skiing people with swords, like in mass effect and dragon age *gapes before running off to the south screaming*
*dad runs with super speed, following nicolette*
*like, shooting slicing
*runs and hides up in a tree trembling*
Um Mike... would you mind if I hurt your dad? Only going to knock him unconscious...
*dad runs over to tree and pushes over with finger* SAVE YOURSELF DRAGONA!!! HE'LL BE COMING AFTER YOU NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
*screams as the tree topples over and has to roll to avoid being squished*
*staggers up before sprinting for her life*
dad please don't kill them! you know that i need to get to the party now, so please don't hurt them until i come back!
*stands infront of Mike's dad with arms folded*
Well that's not very nice. Trees have souls you know?
*Mike's dad punches him*
*Dragona's shield ripples*
Do you even have any manners? Or do I have to shoot you?
*dad runs after nicolette* OI! DUDE! I'M SERIOUS! NOW PLEASE UNTIE ME SO THAT I CAN GO TO MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAY PARTY! *dad turns and glares but stops chasing nicolette which is good*
*comes across a lake and hides in it, puts up her Sheila to kee her dry and with oxygen whilst under the surface*
RIGHT GUYS! MY DAD IS BACKING OFF UNTIL I COME BACK (AND I WILL BE COMING BACK) AND SO I WILL BE AT THE PARTY! LATERS!
*shield
*Mike's dad runs after Dragona instead*
*Dragona keeps his arms folded and doesn't move*
*elbows a clone trooper in the face and steals his gun*
*shoots Mike's dad*
*gives the gun back to the clone trooper*
He did it! :P
*pops head up from surface* does that mean I can cone out now?
Bye Mike, have a good time at the party!
Yes Nicolette, it does ^^
*wanders around like a chicken, scratching and pecking the ground*
Cluck, cluck cluck
*gives Nicolette some seeds to eat*
^^
*pecks at the corn and mill before flapping up onto a low log and walking around up there*
LOL it should be Nicocluck Croga :P
*puts head to the side at her new name and clucks*
;P
*sighs*
I'm really bored. Can you actually say something instead of just being a chicken?
*yawns and falls asleep* thinks about jobs
Chicken farm - 16
Paper round, two year wait - 15
Baby sitting - 14
Ummm
A job? Why are you thinking about a job?
Might as well wait for my birthday... And I can eat stones *eats a chocolate stone sweet*
I need money to fuel my gaming addiction :D
*shakes head slowly*
Nicolette Nicolette Nicolette... only buy a game when you really truly want it and not for an addiction.
But I do really truely want it * jumps up and down*
Every now and then infind a game and I just go MINE! But I can't buy it
If you want so many games then you don't truly want any of them, it's just an addiction that you have and you need to give it up.
I only want 1 game!
At this moment in time, maybe. But when more come out you'll want them too.
Yeah but I don't want every single game in the world, when new COD games come out or new tomb raider or need for speed games come out I can live without them, it's just I really like mass effect and dragon age
*eats an extremely sour gobstopper*
*crashes to floor and gags*
HI! DRAGONA YOU KILLED MY DAD! oh no he's about to drive me to the party!
I don't see why you like Mass Effect 2 (no offense) it doesn't even have online! I was going to buy it, then looked at the back of it and it said that it didn't have online. I like games with online online and I haven'ty got one without, so I didn't buy it. But I've never played Dragonage so I don't know what they're like.
bye AGAIN! don't die of sourness nicolette! don't try to kill my dad again dragona! (he's resilient!)
LOL Nicolette and Mike :)
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*shrugs* ilike games that aren't all killing, the killing parts FUN don't get me wrong but mass effect has a great story, great characters and great combat, if I want to go online I'll go on cod, mass effect is the type of games that's better without online or multiplayer
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Oh no! * runs off screaming*
I'm sorry didn't think I'd get it!
BLOODY HELL NICOLETTE YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! >:( you're definatly not a ninja because ninja's are honourable :(
*headdesk*
Yeh, thanks for leaving me Nicolette. I bloody appriciate it :(
I didn't leave, I'm waiting for you to calm down ...
If you didn't leave... why didn't you comment? And you'll have a long wait I'm afraid.
*glares*
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