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At the moment, Tom is finishing up the cover and it's looking- no surprise here- absolutely amazing. You better have a bucket handy, because when the cover is revealed your heads are going to explode and your brains are going to need something to leak into. Which is, I'll freely admit, somewhat gross.
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Oops. Hose, not house xDD
Grrr…
Must wait another week for doctor who!
NOOOOOOOO
IT- Stephen King?
No!!!! Dont destroy Kallista! *leaps in front of her, holding a Jammy Dodger* NOOOOI!!!!!!
ARGHHHH
I have to go. The midget has found me, and is now kicking me off. ]x<
Bye all!
oohh 4444 o:
Okay, now I really have to go, he's getting ticked...
IT=Information Technology= Computers and stuff
Nope
I don't narrate my life
I argue with myself all the time though sooo
I'm probably just as bad if not worse
Awww... Bye Pandora!
Pyro, your in England. What are you doing up at 2:17 am? And same to you Kallista, why are you up so early? :)
Bye Pandora!!!¡¡¡!!!
I talk to myself :) Its fun! I'm a great conversationalist! (not the same as the you-know-what Kallista ;) )
Gets bored and decides not to destroy anyone
Eats a chocolate meringue thingamajig
*steals chocolate meringue thingamajig from Pyros stomach* :D
What is the you-know-what?
Why can't I know what it is?
Watches the fireworks display
Rewinds time and saves Kallista
*heals Kallista using a White rabbit* You okay? :)
Pyro, do you want to know? Because I'm fine with telling you, I just don't think you'd be that interested in my brain :)
What?!?!?!?!?!?!¿¡?!¿¡?!¿!
Yes but the fact that you aren't dead makes people more happy
What would octa think if you were destroyed?
He'd be sad
And so would dragona
And so would I- the world is a better place with Kallista Pendragon in it. And dont you ever forget it.
Aww... Bye Kallista!
Bye Kallista!!!¡¡¡!!!
Pyro, did you read my comment?
*reloads page frantically* Pyro?
G2G now
Otherwise I'll fall asleep
Bye all!
Well... I've got to go now too... Night!!
Yes I read the comment Tristessa
*yawn*
So sleepy
no your not if you are still here kallista
good happy easter did you get lots of chocolate
i think dragona is gone for good
ok i get confused with all the different times zone cuz it is nearlyone on easter sunday here brb i am going to get lunch
We've almost broken the blog! O:
Hi Kallista! Hi Amelie! :D
*glomps you both*
:D xP :]
Augh stupid writer's block >:o
hey i am back
me too
First try: HOW ABOUT they escape from a lab!! Yeah!
*Writes*
*Looks it over*
*Gets second idea*
*Hmm...*
*Erases*
Second try: THEY'RE IN THE VATICAN! And they're being hired by the pope.
*Repeat cycle one*
Third try: LET'S GO RIGHT TO THE ACTION SCENE! They're chasing a vampire, Jonathan Moore o:
*Repeat cycle one*
Fourth try: HOW ABOUT SOMETHING G-I JOE LIKE! Like, they're working for this top secret gov. facility, and, and...
*Repeat*
*Repeat*
*Repeat*
/foreheaddesk/
Make up your mind...
Yay writer's block anonymous club! xD
i think later i might end up going to the park and seeing if being somewhere quiet will help
hehehe i think that their shouldnt have ever been such a thing as writers block it stops all good storys coming into the world
A good quiet place is a good idea... like the hill in the yard... nice and quiet there, accept for that annoying little dog next door... >.<
see the park i live near is near a little forest area kinda it just a bunch of trees but it is quiet but people have already started destroying it and technically it isnt even open so yeah but it is nice and i just sit and listen to the water cuz it is near a manmade lake
Yeah... stupid writer's block ]:<
It ruins all the fun.
Aw that's sad D: Sounds beautiful there, though o:
i know but i have ever thing written on my laptop which means i would have to rewrite everything so i can take it with me
this is the new history for amelie espirt
at the age of 16 Amélie found out about her powers and after years of living in fear of her abusive father decides to learn martial arts so no man can ever hurt her again
Argh. Dress shopping + a busy Friday + Me and my mom's totally different tastes in clothes clashing+ all this at Forever 21= Utter and complete Nightmare.
GOOD FRICKIN' HEAVENS, I thought my brain was going to start melting inside my skull. The music was all this super annoying techno-pop repetative crap about the stupidest things.
*Huddles in corner, rocking back and forth on her heels*
But eventually we found a skirt... so that was good [:
That sounds good Amelie! :D
yeah but i neeeda way that i can take my notes to the park with out printing them or taking my laptop
I think the blog's a' break tonight O:
You could write them down on notecards, or... that's all I've got xP
i hope he post again soon
Dragona?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If I disappear suddenly, the midget [younger brother, but not Cypher.] has probably dragged me off bound and gagged.
he left and i dont think me is coming back he seemed pretty pised off
Dammit. G2G! Bye!
lkallista you still here
bye everyone if anyone
*walks on*
*mouth twitches slightly*
...church was weird. We had a sacred bonfire thing. One guy whispered "Its really tetious to start a fire when 200 people are watching".
Then we all lit these cute little wax candles, and walked back inside.the church was dark, and you could only see the candle light. And the little electronic reading light hooked up to the bible the priest was carrying.
Four people got baptised. Note: PEOPLE. not BABIES, grown men and woman. Well, one first graders but...yeah.
Unlucky for them, they were all baptised by the priest that is notorious for DUNKING BABIES. Think of how wet the older people got it.
It was amusing to watch.
Then we lit the lights of the church, at a serious magical moment, and continued the mass. At one point I felt like nodding off, it being the midnight mass and all.
At ou church, midnight mass= starts at nine o' clock.
Ends at eleven.
But it was all worth it, cuz then the priest had a big bowl of candy.
Yummmmmmm~
Now I am here, and I think a fly is buzzing in my ear.
*crawls into pile of blankets*
*glares at fly*
*hisses*
heyyyy
*turns into cat*
*jumps up on kallista's shoulders, wrapping self around them*
Meow meow meooooooooow~ (Gotta go!)
*falls off head in shock and turns into human*
Hey! Its easter!
*grins*
*waves at everyone as walk away*
*trips*
*falls down rabbit hole*
BYEEEEEEEEEE!
kallista are yoiu there or am i a lone
i am alone that sucks
i have decieded the main idea for my story it is going to be that even in a world full of man who think women are worthless a woman can prove to them that they can do whatever well almost whatever a guy can do
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Kallista*
Happy easter everyone...
Now I'm a loner.
i am here through i doubt u r
Hi Amelie, there's another fanfic on my blog.
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/
thanks i will read it now
I'm sorry for saying that I am leaving. I have chosen to stay now (against my common sense :P) because I don't want to disrupt the blog any more than I already do. I was trying to make the blog a better place by leaving, because without me there would be no arguments and it would be a happy place.
I wish I knew why Nicolette is annoyed with me though...
hey i read some of it but it is quite long so i bbokmarked it i will finish later and it is very good and very detailed how did you get it that way it is awesome
OK Amelie. Thanks for reading part of it and bookmarking it :) and thanks for saying it's awesome.
can i be part of it too if you keepp going with it which i think you should
Sure. Can you give me the link to your OC so I can add it in the next part?
ok then i havent got it on a blog type thing yet but i could make one
Well could you post on here your OC?
Because I shall get to work right away on it ^^
what sort of stuff do you need to know
Hair colour, height, build, weapon, accent, whether you want to be a Vampire, Vampaneze, Vampirate or Vampet...
accent ?
Like nationality.
i have a problem in your fanfic it says vampires cant use ranged weapons my things weapon is a bow and arrow what do i do
You could be a Vampirate, a human helper for the vampires who can use long range weapons.
Or you could be a vampire but change your weapon to a sword.
her other weapon is two daggers i could do that
Yep, you could have that. But do you want to be a vampire or a human?
I have to go for like half an hour. Be back soon. Please don't leave.
i wont vampire
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEW SERIES OF DOCTOR WHO? Anyone in the uk know?
Back. I have a chicken that flashes lol.
awesome fanfic here is my oc i addedto what you said you needed
Amélie espirt
Vampire
Long brown hair
5.4ft
Slim but slightly muscular
Ireland/irish
Sister-vampaneze, brother vampet, sister vampirate
Age 20 vampire for 10
Daggers
Ok, gtg. If anyone knows what happened in the new series of Doctor Who then EMAIL ME!
Thanks Amelie. I'll start right away.
why thank you as i need some new oc what is yours you can be in my story
But 20 years old is like a vampire teenager. Most vampires are over 100 years old ^^
Well I have two OCs Amelie. Which one do you want? Dragona Pine or Hawk. Hawk's more powerful ^^
which one is more evil
and so what then make me 50
Hawk is more evil. But he is a good guy. Unless he gets paid a lot ^^
Shall I post links to both OCs then you can decide which one you want.
sure i tell you what sucks dragona
Hawk:
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/03/just-random-oc.html
Dragona:
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/09/dragona-pine.html
I think Dragona is my favourite ^^ but I like Hawk because he's ninja.
i do scouts and there are mostly guys so every like five minutes i have to pull my top up cuz most of my tops are kinda but kinda not low cut
That must be arkward ^^
yeah kinda i think i like dragona the best but i have to cut some things out cuz its not a fainfic so no skulduggery characters and no magic only weapons
Or I have a kinda non-OC character that I have in one of my stories if that helps. He does not rely on any magical ability whatsoever.
show me i commented on your thing
But if it's without magic... Hawk would be best. He could still be silent and be faster than a vampire but it could be completely non-magically related. But I like Dragona. He would be alright without his magic and he has a cool car ^^
Amelie, it's a fanfic. Darren Shan is a famous author who writes stories about vampires and demons.
Brb, going to get dressed.
show me the other one cuz then i will choose between dragona or the other one the new one
Hello! I'm commenting in bed :) it's fun!
i am on my bed but not in bed
Hi Amelie! *hugs* How are you?
good you should google search a Harley Davidson 2 14 2008/HD Sportster 1997 Black and Candy Flames in images that is the ride my oc has
I'm under the covers :) It's very hot... *kicks covers onto floor*
*pulls thin quilt over self* Much better! :)
it hot so i have my fan on but is still hot so
*takes off shirt*
oh wait i should probz mention i had a singlet on underneath
Nice! I like it :) Amelie, have you read my story by any chance? I only ask because she's called Amelie!
Here's a link if you haven't:
http://tristessa-murano.blogspot.com/2011/04/criminal-statement-of-amelia-gibson.html
Amelie, I can't find the story but I can give you the OC:
Name: Villero.
Occupation: Villain/Hero when the time depends on it.
Body build: Tall and slim, muscled.
Magic: None.
Technology: Advanced gold coloured armour from which he can create shields and other forms of defense and weaponry.
Wears: Gold armour (see above) and a gold full-face helmet, looking like a cross between Royal Pain from Sky High and Jango Fett. He has rocket boots. He has also got grappler hook guns on each arm and has a built in cannon that can slot out and disintergrate most things.
Weapons: A laser rifle that he invented himself, it is automatic and deadly accurate. He can switch it into different modes: Stun, kill and completely disintergrate.
Vehicle: A black Porsche 911 GT3 RS that has an Artificial Intelligence inside it, meaning it can talk and it can change into other modes of transport except for a car such as a plane. It has machine guns that can slide out from the bonnet and can fire a range of rockets from inside the lights.
History: Unknown.
Personality: Completely evil. He is a Supervillain, however he is not thuggish. He tries to get what he wants without causing too much disruption. He can be a hero and save the world, but only to use his own plans instead.
I don't think he would fit into your story...
Hi Dragona!! *hugs* How are you?
*hugs Tristessa back*
I'm completely confused. How're you?
Oh, and Dragona...
http://tristessa-murano.blogspot.com/2011/04/criminal-statement-of-amelia-gibson.html
Hint hint not so subtle hint.
*mumbles*
subtle as a tonne of bricks ^^
Confused about what?
I'm good. Tired, but good :)
probs not i will go with dragona and change some things thanks but i dont know where to start thats my only problem like ann said i have all theese idea but i cant pick and choose the ones that would fit together any idea how to fix this problem
Well last night Nicolette got annoyed with me and was talking a load of crap how "I think I'm better than her" even though the thought never crosses my mind. I don't understand what I've done.
Tristessa, now read my story ^^
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/04/darren-shan-fanfic.html
Because I've already read yours.
*yaaaaaaaaawn* I can't really be here. But I want to say to anyone who knows anything about new DW episodes: please email to Jaffa directly! I don't get to see it until next year. And I hate spoilers worse than Dragona hates name changes. (no offense to you, dude. <3)
this is my new oc
Amélie espirt
Long brown hair
5.4ft
Slim but slightly muscular
Ireland/irish
Age 20
Daggers , bow and arrow and a gold sword
Ride
Harley Davidson 2 14 2008/HD Sportster 1997 Black and Candy Flames
and then google black harley davidson with flames
OK Amelie. Thanks for using my OC.
my ride for my oc is hot
Ann, I bet you don't hate spoilers more than I hate name changes ^^
OK, thanks Amelie, I'll start writing ^^
Can I do it when I'm actually on a computer? Please? *makes big puppy dog eyes*
And about Nicolette, give it time. You both are going through a rough patch (if I remember correctly) and may not be thinking completely straight. All wounds heal with time :)
Hi Ann!! *hugs*
Why don't you disguise your VPN and watch them through BBC iPlayer?
Ok, that might have been an exaggeration for effect. But I do really really really hate spoilers and might have to rain down fire upon people who spoil me.
Amelie, I noticed earlier you said you wanted help with grammar. I have to get to bed now, but when I have time I can help you with that. If we have time at the same time, might be able to go through story with you and talk about it.
Sure Tristessa. But I don't understand what I've done to annoy Nicolette.
Ann, if you hate spoilers... don't read my Darren Shan fanfic. It's after the books so I had to explain what's happened before...
did you google it and this is what i am using from your oc dragona
Name: Dragona Pine.
Gender: Male
Age: twenty
. Description: Tall, 6ft 4, with short brown hair and brown eyes.
Favourite Weapons: Twin Katanas, master at using guns as well.
Personality: Friendly, but thinks that if there is no need to speak, then he will not. He is quite modest,
Vehicle: Porsche 911 GT3 RS that can turn into : A plane, a boat, a submarine and a helicopter. (x2, one black and orange, one white and red), these can change colours to suit Dragona, but these are the colours they normally are.
Likes: Fighting, Cars, Talking and Driving fast.
History: Was born in Yorkshire, he has a Yorkshire accent and will often refer to things which Yorkshire people do. His mum and dad were killed when he was five, but the attacker did not kill him. When he was twenty, he tracked down the killer and threw him off a building, The killer died from the fall.
Dragona is known to carry grudges, he is a friendly character, and has a love of video games. He has been training for the last few years on physical attacks, and is a master at all known fighting styles, he can easily escape from enemies if he so wishes, doing flips and spins are another trick he has learned in training. He likes his twin Katanas which he picked up over the years, and is a master at using them, can mow down enemies within seconds, and one blow
is that the name of the book cuz it sounds really good
*hugs Dragona*
Hi Tessa!
Bye everyone! Hopefully will be on tomorrow.
Remember: SPOILERS ARE THE DEVIL. I cannot say this enough times. Please don't make me try, cause it would be a waste of blog space.
OK, thanks Amelie. That's fine :)
Well, maybe she'll explain it better another time :) And besides, I don't think anyone understands why you hate name changes, but most of us listen all the same. Perhaps you might want to give Nicolette a similar treatment. I dunno, I'm no physchotherapist... :)
ok cool but i need help with how to fix up my i deas on paper so i can put them in groups of what i would fit together
so please help
please
yay first i dedicate this page to ann marie dragona scarlet creed and kallista pendragon this page is concered by the australians hahahaahaha oh and me
Aww... Bye Ann!!
Oh... Do you mind if I don't read your story then Dragona? I still want to read the Darren Shan books :)
I'll try to help with that, too. Can't guarantee I actually will be any help, but I can try.
Dragona, no worries. I avoid fanfic when I'm not completely caught up on canon, cause, well. I hate spoilers!
Really bye bye bye!
Oh, and Happy Easter, Mr. Landy!
Amelie, if you like my story you should read the actual books themselves. If you go into a bookstore or Library, look for:
Cirque Du Freak
The Vampire's Assistant
Tunnels of Blood
(or all three of them in Vampire Blood Trilogy)
Vampire Mountain
Trials of Death
The Vampire Prince
(or all three of them in Vampire Rites Trilogy)
Hunters of the Dusk
Allies of the Night
Hunters of the Dawn
(or all three of them in Vampire War Trilogy)
Lake of Souls
Lord of the Shadows
Sons of Destiny
(or all three of them in Vampire Destiny Trilogy)
Bye Ann.
Brb- breakfast. :)
OK Tristessa.
do they all come before your fanfic or what
what breakfast mmore like dessert
wait how old are you dragona
No, my fanfic is after the last book. Well many years after it I suppose.
I'm 14. But yet I'm 6ft 4 and a half which is very confusing ^^
wow thats like a foot taller then me
That makes me feel like a giant :/
:P
ok well do you have anyidea on how to help me
my friend just turned 14 and she is 6ft
Help you with... what?
getting my ideas inorder out side of my head cus then my storys turn out rubbish cuz the ideas are all mixed up and put together so it makes no sense
when i was yuonger i used to be tall for my age now i am just short like my nona but not my nono cuz he was very tall and his name was jospe (spelling may be wrong jo-sep-e)
If you have an idea, write it down on a piece of paper as fast as you can. But when you write your story try to develop your ideas more, use describing words and try to use the 5 senses.
so i write my ideas on paper and then when i get more i just keep writing them down and if they makes sense together i can put them in the same story?
LOL Amelie.
what is so funny but i cant make sense of them i mean i knda can but then they all get mixed up again
Well if they fit together well, then you could. But have one part for a different idea and have it all part of the same story.
i have an ida just not sure how to put it into words that make sense
Just tell me what the idea is and I'll try and help ^^
I don't think Mar-chu was fair when she commented on your story. It's really good.
ok there is this girl and she was abused as a liitle kid so when she turned 10 she ran away and then this guy adopted her and she learned martial arts from him and when she left school she decided to teach other people and the she meets this guy and he tells her about this group of people that are trying to take over the country and that he works for the government kinda so she trys to help but then he goes missing so she has to defeat them to find him but she is on a time limit or he dies and then its not easy cuz the like make her have short term memory loss and she cant remember where she is and then she falls for the the guy that went missing and finds out the guy she has to defeat is her father
well thank you what about ann's comment
Well split it into bits.
Like the first part could be what happened to her when she was going to be abused.
The second part could be when she ran way.
The third part when the guy adopted her.
The forth part could be when she was learning martial arts.
The fifth part could be when she meets the guy who tells her about the plan to take over the country.
The sixth part could be when he goes missing and she has to look for him. The time limit could be a nuclear BOMB that is going to destroy the country.
The seventh part could be when she saves the country from the nuclear bomb but someone attacks her from behind and knocks her over the head.
The eighth part could be when she wakes up with memory loss and walks around wondering where she is and who she is.
The ninth part could be where she falls for the guy who went missing and finds out who she has to defeat.
are you still there
If I don't say goodbye, I'm still here ^^
I think Ann was more sensible with her answers and was trying to give you advice. I understand what she is saying with your story needing more discription but it is very good.
the tenth part they get married
i didnt really like mar chus comment i though it was mean
Yep. That would be good. If you get an idea, try to develop it more instead of just writing it down ASAP. If you do the Nuclear Bomb thing, then remember to have a countdown. Either keep having a perspective change to the bad guys where they look at the clock, or have them hack into the whole television network so all tvs in the world have the countdown on it, so it builds suspense.
ok thanks but i am still not very good with detail
It was mean. Your story is awesome Amelie. I agree with Ann about some of the things she said but Mar was too mean with her comment.
Have some inspiration. Read some of our work or some books and adopt the author's descriptive style to suit your story.
since i am using your oc then u can be the guy that adopts me and if kallista doesnt mind she can be your wife and then i need a character to be the guy that tells me about the people hmmmm
thanks i try but it just makes the sentences to long and then people run out of breath
LOL, thanks for putting me in the story, especially with such a big part. Kallista's already my wife :P
*shuffles back in*
i know but in the story so you dont think she will mind but i still need another mainish sort of oc a boy that helps me and goes missing
Well try and use commas. For example:
He creaped behind the bushes, his footsteps were completely silent, he could see his target ahead of him. Slowly he raised his rifle, aiming down the scope directly on the man's head.
Then that way people won't run out of breath.
yeah i guess
Hello :P
:D
*hugs*
I can be manly! *puts on a deep voice and a fake moustache*
*strides around*
Wait, you want an ACTUAL boy.... Oh.
Hello Scarlet!! *hugs* How are you? :D
well i'm fine
hey scarlet
yeah an actual guy
thanx 4 askin
Hi Tristessa!
Amelie, you should ask her. And try asking Hellboy or Octa or someone if they would mind being in your story.
how was you easter
my friends say i act like a boy
OR ME!!!!!!! *continues doing her boy impression*
Ok. I'll stop... ;)
i dont know like i will but i was hoping to get most of the characters out of the way before i started writing and they arent on
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