While I'm not one hundred percent back to normal, I'm certainly getting there. The medication I've been given seems to have scattered my mind a little bit, making it hard to focus- but there are only a few pills left, and once they're gone, my great and glorious mind shall return...
In the meantime, I just want to let you know that at some stage over the next few days, I'll be posting the REAL cover to Skulduggery 6 here on this Blog, and not Tom's sketch that has been doing the rounds on the interweb. Along with that, you'll also be getting the official title, which may or may not be what you're expecting.
At the moment, Tom is finishing up the cover and it's looking- no surprise here- absolutely amazing. You better have a bucket handy, because when the cover is revealed your heads are going to explode and your brains are going to need something to leak into. Which is, I'll freely admit, somewhat gross.
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Here's the link Lizzy ^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7b1kddq_wo&feature=related
and I can shadow their minds to posess them and then they'll be my army but im tired and cant be arsed
*drops gun*
No you didn't Nicolette.
Appendicitis,
Appendicitis,
Appendicitis yesterday!
Appendicitis,
Appendicitis,
Appendicitis yesterday!
^ I honestly have no idea how you get Appendicitis from eating a mouldy peanut, but that's how it goes, so....*continues singing*
Yes! thanks Thalia! *wanders off to go watch*
*sighs with relief*
Well done Krane.
*kicks the gun away*
Nicolette you are not the blog ninja, you never have been and never will be.
Yes I did! I beat you to first of page twice and you got in a strop
Rushed to hospital,
Rushed to hospital,
Rushed to hospital yesterday!
Rushed to hospital,
Rushed to hospital,
Rushed to hospital yesterday!
And that makes you the blog ninja Nicolette, how? All you did was get 1st on a page. And because I put all the effort in... you just proved you're not a ninja because ninjas are honourable.
Operation,
Operation,
Operation yesterday!
Operation,
Operation,
Operation yesterday!
Didn't make it,
Didn't make it,
Didn't make it yesterday!
Didn't make it,
Didn't make it,
Didn't make it yesterday!
You know they say Demons can drag victims through the seven circles of hell and allow them to be judged by the Devil himself but like I said before i cant be arsed
Ooooo you got told Nicolette
what's all this about blog ninjas? huh? and operations? what?! THIS IS THE DOCTOR'S FUNERAL! HAVE SOME RESPECT PEOPLE!
Went to Heaven,
Went to Heaven,
Went to Heaven yesterday!
Went to Heaven,
Went to Heaven,
Went to Heaven yesterday!
Oh yes YOU put all the effort in,
I put effort in to it's just the fact I won and you didn't an you can't do any thing about it! Apart from that what have you done to prove your a blog ninja? That I can't do
Krane, and did you know I could kill you before you could even blink?
*comes back in* bloody hell Poland is awesome <3
Guess what I found there,
Guess what I found there,
Guess what I found there yesterday!
Guess what I found there,
Guess what I found there,
Guess what I found there yesterday!
^ and Lilith - I am being respectful. I am singing his favourite song in mourning of his passing!
Look up spiritual Demons there could be one 5x bigger than you on your back and you wouldnt know
*looks around* y'know, it's kinda apropriate that the doctor's funeral would be in the one dedicated to the dead actress who played sarah jane... their funerals will be held together... :(
FOUND A PEANUT,
FOUND A PEANUT,
FOUND A PEANUT YESTERDAY!
FOUND A PEANUT,
FOUND A PEANUT,
FOUND A PEANUT YESTERDAY!
Lizzy -
Poland's one of my favorite characters ^^
Welcome back Lizzy
*creates a chair out of shadows*
have a seat
Nicolette, you are not the blog ninja. Do you want a list of the things I've done? You are not taking my title away and damn you if you do, because you're not worthy of it. All you did was get 1st comment on a page. I'm having a bad enough time at the moment without you.
He's like, totally awesome ;D
isn't that what necromancers do krane...?
I call Blog assassin title
control the shadows and death
But...no matter how awesome Poland is...his pony scares the crap outta me.
I CALL BLOG... CREEPY, CONFUSED VAMPIRE TITLE! :D
I could continue, but that would be boring. So, onto the next song.
I'm a little budgerigar with a big tummy ache!
And the people that I live with are so stingy!
They feed me herring everyday,
And I don't like it, no way!
Yes I'd rather,
Yes I'd rather,
Coca-cola and ice cream,
Every day,
Every day,
Every day!
*bows*
Look up shadow Demons Lilith hey wait a minute your pics a half shadow demon
YES I want a list of all the damn reasons you think your better then me! Don't know if you remember but my mums in the hospital to so don't you dare tell me your going threw a bad time!
LOL, it is rather odd
MINE!!
MINE!!
Lizzy what is with the "Mine" thing
BRITAINS GOT TALENT O YES
YES!! this page is claimed by Poland and his creepy pony!
nice one lizzy!
*raises eyebrow at krane*
MINE is shes saying THE 1ST ON TEH PAGEIS MIN E!!!!
I never said I was better than you Nicolette! What the bloody hell are you talking about? I am the blog ninja. That's all. And you're not going to take my title. And at least your mum has a flipping chance of surviving! My grandma has NONE.
Isabella did you see that dolphin guy he was crap like hell and I should know im half demon the beds there are really terrible
I've gotta jar of dirt,
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And guess what's inside it!
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And guess what's inside it!
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errrrrr Lilith why u doin that
krane, it's not as if you'll see a picture of me if you search: 'shadow demons'
and, LOL bryony!
EVERYONE BEHAVE! Kallista is coming!
STOP WITH THIS POEM BULLSHIT PLEASE!
*screams* KALLISTA!
sorry for shouting everyone
I want to know why you think you can be something that I have no chance of ever being accourding to you! To say something like that clearly shows me you think your better then me and I want to know why the hell you think that!
I'm sorry you nan died but the fact she's a nab shows that she had an old well lived life my mum is only 36 and the fact that there's a chance she could die..
*stares at krane*
*gasps*
*gapes for a moment*
be careful, kallista is coming...
RE:
The All Singing All Dancing Bryony Rose
Y do dat?
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! *dooo dodo dooo*
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! *dooo dodo dooo*
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! *dooo dodo dooo*
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! *dooo dodo dooo*
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! *dooo dodo dooo*
The Hobbits The Hobbits The Hobbits The Hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!
The Hobbits The Hobbits The Hobbits The Hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! *dooo dodo dooo*
Bye
Lilith relax
*gets out his skeleton recliner*
theres room for one more Lizzy
Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O.Y.O.Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O
Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O.Y.O.Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O
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Y.O.Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O.Y.O
Y.O.Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O.Y.O
Y.O.Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O.Y.O.Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O
Y.O.Y.O.Y.OY.O.Y.O.Y.O
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just trying to lighten the mood....
Aww...bye Nicolette!
KALLISTA!
*squeezes her in a hug*
Hi!
guys, i gotta go in a sec... i hate my brother...
I'm sorry kallista but I don't want to be around Dragona, I'll come on when he's gone
Hey Kallista! fancy meeting you here ;P
Au revoir Nicolette
Nicolette just stuff you. The blog ninja is my title, I made it up. And you are not going to flipping steal it. Do you listen? I never said I was fucking better than you. I don't think I'm better than you. You're not going to get my title.
1. My grandma isn't dead yet but she is going to.
2. I'd rather live with my grandma than my mum so that makes it worse.
Just stop acting stupidly.
Can I stop singing now? Or will I have to resort to *whispers* Friday? *shudders*
see what i mean when i said drama Kallsta
awk bless the old man
he cant hear but he can sing
but we cant sing him even though he checked his
mike and then doesnt sing with his mike
bles him
*sighs and
kicks Dragona in the groin*
Will that shut you up
*mutters* Blog Ninja my ass
*looks at dragona's last comment to nicolette*
... and on that pleasant note, i would like to say: my friend has a shirt that says I can hear you, I'm just not listening! LOL! :D
whats the groin?
It is very cute, isn't it Isabella. Especially because she's a great singer.
I'm going to go dye Easter eggs with my little brother and sister, be back later y'all!
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
WHAT THE FLIPPING HELL HAVE I EVEN DONE!?
the place where a guy's ....... is isabella!
*before Dragona might do any thing he shields himself in a demonic inferno*
Bye Lizzy!
*hugs*
*turns around and rips Kane's head off*
Psssst.....Isabella.....*whispers* It's the place between your legs...most painful for boys....
*looks at the boys*
umm...
i dont listen to my annoying old science teacher so
whats the groin?
thank you rose
Brb
isabella, it's where a guy's ... thingabob... is...
Isabella the groin for men is the most vulnerable place a Man's body
*gestures to where Dragona is holding himself in pain*
*looks at krane's comment about dragona holding himself in pain*
HA! you wish...
thank you people i understand now,
Minions medical time
*15 minions come in and heal Krane*
no hard feelings Dragona you were just getting well loud
*looks at Kallista* Should I start singing again?
BABY, BABY, BABY OOOOOOOOOH!
BABY, BABY, BABY NOOOOOOOO!
no thank you rose
TASADBR please shut up
Oh......*looks at floor* Sorry.....
Tonight has been the last straw. I'm fed up with this damn blog. Goodbye guys.
Dragona that means your no longer the blog ninja then
one time, i went to this summer camp thing, and there were these two... watchamacallits the things that go up-and-down in playgrounds... and they were attached by a metal pole between them, and my brother tried walking acros the pole, (he was with me at the camp) but he slipped, and guess where he fell? that's right! you know where! and i know i shouldv'e been worried, and you will all probably think of as really cruel, but i hate him so much that i LITERALLY could not stop myself from laughing!
and dragona, please don't leave like that again!
*does puppy dog eyes even though she knows it won't work*
Krane, if I leave the title goes with me. No one else can be the blog ninja as it is a title I made up.
I'm not begging you to stay Dragona but i'm not supporting it
Dragona? Forever? Look, it's just one person having a bad day! Don't go!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*does classic scene from movie to stop dragona going*
But im still the blog assassin right?
yeah sure whatever krane!
*continues bullet-dive scene*
DONT LEAVE DRAGONA !!!!!!!!!!!
Dragona, you are a dear friend to all of us. You will be sorely missed if you leave. Please don't go forever.
Lilith that isnt going to work
*stops*
okay then krane!
*makes full blogland-version matrix movie*
*dragona is the main guy (what's his name?!)*
*the whole movie is based on the bullet-dodge*
I didnt want it to come to this
dragona please dont go and *sighs* Dragona why do you come on this blog think about that ok?
No, I'm not staying. That's final. I'm fed up.
Just think about it okay
*throws him a revolver*
a going away present
Please....Dragona, if you won't stay, will you at least pop by sometimes?
*sighs*
dragona! i would kill myself, but it always seems to have no affect on anyone so...
*looks out window*
*sees nighttime is now*
*pulls out serum*
*drops seringe*
here ya' go! you'd better save em'!
*does vamp change thing*
COME ON YOUR 1 OF TEH MAIN PEOPLE
IN MY FAN-FIC ITS CALLED MOONLIGHT PLZ PLZ PLZ DONT LEAVE AND IM NOT DOING CAUSE YOUR LEAVING U HVE BEEN 4 AGES
isabellamidnight.blogpsot.com
think about the "message" you got from Kallista doesnt that mean anything
*sits down and pulls legs up to chin*
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
I don't even get what I've done. The blog ninja title is mine, I never said that I thought I was better than Nicolette, I don't even think that! She complains about everything I do, then after all I'm going through at the minute (I know she's going through a lot too but...) she still wants to take the flipping title! Well she's not having it, if I go it goes too. I'm fed up to the teeth of her. She takes things so stupidly and she complains at EVERYTHING. Then last time she told Trohyman all this shit behind my back. I'm fed up of her.
*is now huge monster*
*growls at everyone*
*runs at them*
Then stay but hate her forever and youve got a good point she took you name and starts some random bullshit
*jabs Lilith with the vampire injection thing to turn her back to normal*
LOL BRITAINS GOT TALENT POOR WOMAN SWEARING TO THE AUDIENCE CAUSE THEY SHOUTED OFF AND DONE THE 1 FINGER TO THEM
ROFLMFAOPMSLWIDT
No she didn't take my name Krane.
*mutters*
DAMN!
*pulls out gun*
*aims at the others*
if i can't do it without noticing myself...
fine if everyones going insane
*unleashes the hellish abomination inside him known as the Demon*
*sits down and pulls legs up to chin*
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
*kicks the gun from Lilith's hand*
*runs at Lilith*
DROP THE GUN NOWWWWWWW!
Please change your picture back Lilith.
This is all about a blog title? That seems rather melodramatic, but oh well. If she said some stuff behind your back, then that's not nice. But don't let her get to you. Is it worth it?
*runs out of the room*
*comes back in with her dad*
THERE!
ATTACK!
*dad starts rampaging through the room*
I'm going to go for a bit...Dragona, please think about coming on sometimes.
Bye all.
*hugs everyone*
*wanders off*
dragona, this is my 'ANGRY MONSTER, GOING TO KILL EVERYONE!' picture! :)
Bryony, she thinks I said that I'm better than her for some stupid reason when I didn't say anything of the sort, I don't even think that for goodness sake.
*demon stares at her dad sees no threat and goes to sleep*
*sighs*
krane, ask the others about my dad...
*turns back to human*
*shrieks as dad comes at her*
NO! STOP! PLEASE!
She's a teenage girl. Maybe she's just touchy. But like I said; it's only one person. You can't get on with everyone. And the rest of us would really miss you.
what about her dad
*runs around*
*runs out of room*
*black smoke appears*
*smoke turns into her*
*has another gun*
AH HAH!
*raises gun*
gets out a stun gun and fires at her dad *
Will that shut him up?
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
Bryony, normally I would have pushed her aside and stayed, but I have loads of stress at the moment with my grandma and everything, then I have people complaining about everything I do then on top of that I have people changing their flipping names! I can't take it any more!
hmm... yes krane...
*raises gun again*
this is my: 'vampire with a gun' picture! :)
umm...Lilith i think you had better leave killing people Dragona needs time to relazx and calm down
*sighs again*
*shoots ceiling*
*looks around*
*shoots self*
UGH!
*dies*
G2G
Lilith please change your picture back.
*heals Lilith*
Bye Krane.
hi everyone!
dragona, the picture thing is for you and... if i wanna die, I'M GONNA DIE!
*shoots self again*
Hi Sadhbh.
*walks up to Lilith ands takes gun from her hand
*sits down bring knees to chin with gun hidden*
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
I understand about your grandma Dragona. I know it's hard to go through something like that.
I'm sorry if I have ever complained about you.
I have to say I don't get the name thing, so I can't comment on that.
I suggest you cool off rather than go forever. You may feel better when some of the stuff you're going through is over.
And on that note, I have to go make dinner. Bye! Please think about staying Dragona.
*grabs the gun and heals Lilith*
*brings out other gun*
*shoots self again*
@Dragona
You have to look at the comments on my new post!!!
@Lilith - eh what happened with the vamp you after I left
And sorry about that!
*takes away all Lilith's weapons*
*heals her again*
Now stop killing yourself or I'll inject you with my anti-death stuff :P
Left is menna have a ? after it
*comes out of hibernation*
*sighs*
*takes all guns from lilith*
*sits down bring knees to chin with gun hidden*
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
HIBERNATION
*looks skeptically at dragona*
*runs away*
i will kill myself elsewhere!
GOODBYE1
DOG MEAT
DOG MEAT
Trohyman, Nicolette's leaving?
DOG MEAT
dog meat
I might go now....
and why's Lilith killing herself?!
*loud bang is heard from outside*
*heals Lilith*
Lilith just stop dying!
*telling mum that dobey dies in harry potter*
Mum:Aww thats soo sad ,It's almost as sad when Bambies mother dies
NO! NO DRAGONA! I WANT TO DIE! LEAVE ME ALONE TO KILL MYSELF!
Lilith, I'll stay if you don't kill yourself any longer.
DOG MEAT!
DOG MEAT!
you-you'll stay dragona?!
*stops killing herself instantly*
YAY! :D
everbodys ignoring me....
BYE!
DOG MEAT!
anyways, i gotta go now! thanks for that dragona! :) all i needed to hear! seeya guys later! :D
Sadhbh, just because we didn't answer you doesn't mean that we're ignoring you.
DOG MEAT!
Bye Lilith.
HEY GUYS!!!
:) *mad smile*
lilith- i take it ur brother didnt manage to kill u earlier?
DOG MEAT!
Isabella, please stop saying dog meat.
DOG MEAT!
AW OK
...is anyone watching britains got talent?
me CLAP YOUR HANDS
Nah, I'm watching Meet the Parent's Little Fockers Rachel ^^
haha that guy was good!
i thought he was going to just be singing run...it was so funny though
ah right- havent seen any o the fockers stuff. prob should though :)
ino HE IS EPIC
*pops in*
Just to let you know: I won't be on tomorrow.
It's funny Rachel ^^
DOG MEAT!
aww...its finished now...
hey aquila :)
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