Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Pokemon Blue
Sweetness. Idon'thavethatone):
THERE ARE FIREMEN AT MY HOUSE!!!
oh wait they just left
OMC! ! wait, why?
Firemen!? Why? Is your house on fire or a cat in a tree or something?
i gotta go i posted about the firemen on my blog *insidetheskul.blogpsot.com*
BYE FOR NOW!
oh before i leave no fire just shower steam
Ah...okay. Bye Skulgirl! 13!!
I can't think of anything to say to "Sweetness. Idon'thavethatone):" Um. Sorry?
Hahahaha :) *wantsthatone*
BLUE BERRIES!
What month is your birthday?
April....
OMG I didn't know it was that close to my B-day!
*panics*
Get better, Derek! I am slightly sick myself. And when I get sick, my family gets sick and then I get sick again! Ugh. Anyway, get better!!!
My birthday's in a week!
Yay! Kallista's back!
:o *tries to figure out what day that would be* Gawd, I suck at math!
Kallista! Hallo :)
Hi Anya!
Good, she's off me now. PHEW! Can't ever get her off me... I'm sparkling :D How are you, amigo?
BRB Rocket star wants to play Smash Bros
Okay.
Yay! :)
Hello! :]
Hi Skyril!
How are you? Catching in far'fetched? :]
Mmm, Lily, I had the most delicious peanut butter pie today! It was fantastic!
I'm playing dollies with my sister
:P
Really? I didn't know you had a sister! Hoe old is she? :]
She's 5 years old. :)
Aww 5 year olds are really cute :]
You know, I played Pokemon Silver several times when I was younger. lol
Some of my favorite pokemon came from it. :] Like, I caught this magmar once. I LOVED it! It was my baby lol. Another time, I had an ampharos, which I loved. And Another time, I had a... ummm... what's the lesser version of ninetails? I had that pokemon. Never did evolve it...
Anyway, I was just thinking about it, lol. :]
:] Hello, Kallista!
:D Vulpix! Awww
Yes! Vulpix! I LOVED my vulpix. :]
I've watched that a couple times. It's ok. What's it about this time? :]
What's Criminal Minds?
Did Lily leave?
Oh, ok.
I mostly don't like detective shows too much. I like odd shows, it seems. :] Like Pushing Daisies, Doctor Who, and Firefly. :]
LOL
Yup, Kallista, that's EXACTLY what it was!
:P
What was it?? *stares into computers soul to try and figure out the answer*
Oh, no, it was just a less good description of Criminal Minds. :P
Did you know the word, "less" is only to be used with things you can't count, like air or water or health? "Fewer" is to be used any other time....
I liked #2 better than the first one. :]
300!
Mwahaha
FUDGE! *hops around cursing mildly and funkily* ARGH! sorry I got carried away looking at some old pictures on this laptop...
Yay! Lily's back!
Hullo, Lily! :]
I don't like fudge very much.
Peanut butter pie is much more delicious :]
I never really left. I WAS HERE ALL ALONG! >:D Or, that's what I'm going to say, anyways. Hallo!
Peanut...butter...PIE?? WHAT!!!! :O
Fudge is one of my many replacements for uh-oh words.
Hello again Lily!
Mmm yes, peanut butter pie. :] I had a piece earlier.
I've never had peanut butter pie!
Just type in peanut butter pie into google images and you'll get a LOT of results. :]
Seriously?? I've had a few different types and known about it for a long time!
ALL kinds of it are utterly fantastic!
Hm that's interesting, Kall! It's too... sickeningly sweet for me.
And too chewy!
:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O...was it yummy in the most magnificently fantastical delicious way??? :O:O:O O.O
FLYING FOOD! FOOD FIGHT! >:D
Hallo Leona ;)
Ooooh yes, Lily! Absolutely!
DELICIOUS!
GREAT! :D I don't know where I can get peanut butter pie... *sad*
Well! I have to go find some dinner! See you all later! Bye :)
Fudge isn't chewy! Is it? Isn't it just a thick block of chocolaty stuff? Brownies are chewy. :-/
Bye Lily!
grr I was trying to find a picture of the kind I had, but I can't seem to find one anywhere.
Ok then dissolve-y! :P
Well, I'm a bit late, but farewell, Lily!
AK! Giant goaty should not be here!? BRB
*walks on*
If i disaplear at any monent, i have fallen asleep.
lol ok, Leona!
Hello, Mar!
~glomps~
*yawns*
I wrote a bit of the old SP fanfic tonight. Its getting GOOD!
And now i am stuck on tge red shoes one...
Sorry, I was writing...
Ooo!
~rubs hands together anxiously~
I can't wait! And I hope it clear up with the other one!
Well, sorry to leave you, folks, but I must go.
Farewell! Good-night! See y'all later! :]
Awwww, bye skyril!
Ooooh! Expect more fairy tale characters to make an appearance in my SP fics!
RED RIDING HOOD IS MINE! MINE! AND SO IS THE RED RAINCOAT!
MIIIIIINE!
*yawns*
Im really not THAT tired, its just-
*drops to floor, curled up in ball and out cold*
Bye Skyril!
*drapes blanket over Mar* Sleep tight!
Hi Mom!
Hi! Where'd everyone go?
I don't know......
Ok!
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Ok, I'll try to get that in once a page or so? (((Kallista)))) You're a good friend.
Shhh...I'm not here...
?
*looks around*
*does not see Lily*
Guess she's not here!
HA! *smiles proudly* I did it! I made a new blog ^_^
Wait, shhh, Lily isn't here...shhh...
*eyebrow* Someone who isn't here made a new blog! Go look, everyone!
EEK! D'Arvit! I've been tackled!
You've been on to me all along...
MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN! *whispers madly* ABORT ABORT ABORT!
*tuts* Language, Lily!
Huh? Ohhh you must've read Artemis Fowl, haven't you?
I haven't read the 7th yet :( I'm told it is possibly the best because it's so funny, but I haven't read it. This deeply upsets me :(
OH YOU SHOULD! NO YOU HAVE TO!
I think it partly depends on one's sense of humor, but yes, they are EXTREMELY funny. In an insanely clever way.
Hi Kallista and Lily and Ann Marie!
Hi Leona!
Sorry for any slow responses, typing...something.
Is the 7th out? Wait, which is that... oh, Leona just informed me we have the 7th, so I must have read it.
We didn't like it as much, think Colfer might be getting tired of writing it. :-(
At ease, soldier!
Who ships Artemis/Holly? *raises fist in solidarity*
...what, nobody?
Actually kinda wondered what happened to that French girl. Must have been a lot of angry fans for her never to be mentioned again...
Minerva?
I scared everyone away. *sniffle*
I think I only really liked the first two books.
Was that her name? I think she annoyed me.
Just DO NOT poop up there, ok?
Oooh sorry sorry! *bats at face* Argh feathers!
Um, of course you wouldn't. I was totally kidding. :-D
*covers face with hands*
*peeks out from behind fingers*
It's done...I have it posted. I don't think it's very good... :(
I liked all the books! Well, I haven't read the 7th so I can't say, but, um, so far I like them all. I think that was her name, if I remember right.
Ooohh, birdy! *catches Kallista in a butterfly net*
Um...Kallista? Remember when I said I would try writing fan-fic? Well I have the beginning part up on my Total Randomness blog. I don't think it's very good though... :|
*stern look at Leona* Let that birdie go right now!
*offers Kallista a tiny fish*
Thanks Kallista :)
*still has face covered by hands* Meep.
WWWHAA!! You're mad at me! *runs away*
XP
*trips Leona as she runs by*
*she lands in Jello*
*whistles innocently*
Map!
Map?
Yeah, I really shouldn't let her out unsupervised. Come along, Leona, let's get back to the institution. Won't that be nice?
*wiggles eyebrows* This is interesting...
*points to Kallista* But I didn't get to pet teh doggie!
I like that, Lily! Wonder why Lily... um, you're so sad? What do you know that the reader doesn't?
*snortgiggle*
mine!
New page coming up - where's Kallista? Shall I do the honors?
I call a snortgiggle a snortle. Don't ask me why, I have no idea.
Thanks! Yay! Something...of great importance >:D
BUBBLES!
As Commander of this page, I dedicate it to all the wonderful, awesome, hilarious people on this blog. And the creator of this blog, Derek Landy.
XDDDD FUN!
Thanks Kallista! :D
Snortle, hmm. I might try that.
*snortle*
*snortle*
Hey, that's pretty good!
*snortlesnortlesnortle*
oh, shee...ooot. forgot to feed tiny goat!
*snortles at Ann's snortles*
Nice sace, Ann! Tiny goat?
*save
QWERt6yuio5pAs8dfGh73jklzxcv9bn0m12
NOOOO, A BUTTERFLY!! *Runs from Kallista*
I has a goatling! *whees*
uhoh, Leona's in trouble!
*stands out of the way*
*trips Kallista andd sends her falling into Jello*
MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEREK! Are you ok? I hope you feel better soon :)
Even when you're sick you look out for your minions :P THANK YOU!
SAvE ME! PLEEEASE! ANYBODY?!
*goatling maaaaas in terror and bounces away*
*leaps gracefully out of the way as Kallista charges past into Jello* >:D
Hi Jaffa! *does super cool handshake thing with her*
!dON'T HURT YLIl *Throws ducks at Kallista ram*
Hi Jaffa! I'm insane. :b
Aren't we all?
Hi Lily, Ann, Leona and Kallista!
*glomps them all*
Seriously though, PLEASE SAvE ME!
@Leona-when you type, a you doing a code thing where you put the last letter of the word at the front?
SAvE you from what?
Some of us might be a little more insane than others. Just saying.
Jaffa, hi! *saves you* From what have I saved you, exactly?
TOTORO! :D
My friend is forcing me to go see the Justin Beaver movie with her! :o
JAFFA NOOOO! What a horrible way to go... :o OOH OOH you can throw food at his face on the screen!
Being the good friend that I am, I said I'd go to the movies with her, then at the end of the phone call she told me what we were gonna see. I feel conned. Lol
@Jaffa-Why do you need saving?
@@Leona-when you type, a you doing a code thing where you put the last letter of the word at the front?-Lily backwards is yliL & then I wrote it with caps lock on so it was like this YLIl :D
Ah, ok Leona
@Kallista, she is my friend but she likes Justin Beaver and I'm just such a fantastic friend so I still associate with her, lol
*slides through the Jello all the way to the other side* *pops out* *sees Totoro* EEK! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I LOVE YOU! *whistles the Totoro song*
*drowns in jello* blurgurgleglblurgblurbleblurgl
*pulls Leona out*
*saves Leona from the jello*
Wait, what's jello?
I am very proud that none of you have corrected how I wrote Justin's last name :P
Um...it's a jiggly dessert thing that's made out of pigs' hooves horse's hooves, and other yucky things.
*chokes*
*faints*
X-P
Ooh, I have to go now, amigos. Farewell!
Ew.....nvm, I'll stick to jelly!
*starts singing*
"jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate, wobble wobble wobble wobble, jelly on a plate"
Bye Lily!
*does awesome handshake with her before she goes*
Bye Lily! !yliL eyB
Goodnight, Lily!
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I really feel like a cheese and crisps sandwich :)
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YAY DEREK IS BAK
and so am i
HELLO people
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Hi Scarlet!
Hi Scarlet!
Lol Kallista, how do YOU know? Ó.o
But do you taste like a cheese and crisps sandwich? That is the question.
I really don't know what I taste like Ann :/ good question! :P
Hi Scarlet!
K, I gotta go do dishes now. :-P Feel free to submit dinner ideas while I'm gone!
*disappears into cloud of butterflies*
Cross-Country was AWESOME
we had PAINT FIGHTS,ROCK CLIMBING AND FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skool was soooooooooo
fun 2day except for when we got in trouble by the teachers for throwing food everywhere and paint
plus i hit a teacher in the head with a rotten apple i found in my bag
LOL LOL LOL XD XD XD
i think i got a bit of PIE in my BRA
Lol Scarlet, sounds like fun.
@Ann, hmm, what about baked potato, baked beans and cheese? Or spagetti bolognaise? Or PIZZA!?
Anyway, those are just a couple of my favourites
(so maybe butterflies = clever euphemism for dirty dishes and soapy water. I like my fantasies, ok)
Lol Scarlet! I once found a M&M in my BRA!!
*picks a bit of mashed potato out of bra and takes out a squash grape from hair*
Bye Kallista!
Goodnight, Kallista!
Jaffa, Leona was this >< close to asking for a taste test, but good sense prevailed. We shall never know how you taste.
Goodnight Kallista!
BYE KALLISTA
miss u already
*waves and starts crying*
Y did she hav to go NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cries some more*
Bye Mom!
Lol Ann, I don't think I would taste very nice today cause I haven't had a shower yet :P
*takes chocolate out of fridge and stuffs in mouth so i dont hav to think about Killista*
CHOCOLATE!
*steals Scarlets chocolate*
:D LOL Killista
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chucks blue paint on her face*
LOL
PAINT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
CHOCOLATE!
*steals Scarlets chocolate away from Jaffa*
*gets a giant bucket of paint and throws it on everyone*
Teehee
chucks GREEN and PURPLE paint at Leona and Jaffa
*protects chocolate from paint*
*takes out paint ball gun and shoots at Jaffa's legs*
HAHA
bruises all over Jaffa's legs
*takes chiken wing from kitchen table*
hmmmmmmm..............
KFC chicken !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pulls out her own paint gun and starts shooting Scarlet and Leona*
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