Friday, March 25, 2011

Paperbacks

Book Six is going well, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know. I have another week before I send it in for my editor and agent to read- and of course it has to get the seal of approval from Laura too.

But today we are not talking about Book Six. Instead, we are talking about the new paperbacks.

I never assume that you all know the difference between a hardback and a paperback (er, apart from the fact that one has a hard back, and the other has a softer back) because I find myself explaining the intricacies of publishing to my family again and again on a worryingly regular basis. So, to start, a short lesson.

The first time a book is published, it will usually be published in hardback. This is when the book is brand new, so it will be bigger, it will have hard covers, and it’ll be more expensive. At the same time as the hardback is out, a trade paperback is released. These are NOT the same as a regular paperback, because they’re the same size as the hardback, it’s just that the covers are softer. You’ll usually find trade paperbacks in airports, because travellers don’t like carrying around hardbacks, which are heavier and more awkward. In Ireland, we actually get relatively few hardbacks, for some reason, and most of the brand new books on sale are trade paperbacks.

With me so far? Excellent.

In much the same way as films are released in the cinema, and then a few months later they’re released again on DVD, books go through a change. Approximately six months from the launch of the hardback, the paperback is released. Paperbacks are smaller and cheaper, and easier to carry around.

Paperbacks are also re-issued every once in a while with new covers, in order to attract new readers. And that’s what’s happening with Skulduggery.

In April, we’re going to get all the paperbacks released with new covers. You’ve already seen the front covers, but our dear friend Tom Percival has been hard at work on the BACK covers as well- which you will soon be able to see over on the Facebook page (hi guys!). These new paperbacks will fit in alongside the Dark Days paperback in terms of style- and from now on, we’ll be getting one cover for the hardback, and a totally different one for the paperback. Which is SWEET.

As I said, the main reason for redesigning the paperbacks is to entice new readers to pick them up, but the thing that struck us is that some of you lot will probably buy these paperbacks just BECAUSE of the new covers, even if you already own the original books. Because, you know, you’re all nuts, like. And I started to feel pretty guilty about that. I didn’t want you spending your money on multiple versions of my books when all you’d be getting is the same (admittedly brilliant) book with (admittedly brilliant) new covers. So, my UK and Ireland Minions, these new paperbacks, which will be out in April, will have new short stories attached for your reading pleasure. More Skulduggery goodness!

Each short story takes place a few months after the book it appears in.

Skulduggery Pleasant will have “The Lost Art Of World Domination”- a story that, I think, has only been available in Australia and New Zealand up until now.

Playing With Fire will have “Gold, Babies And The Brothers Muldoon”, in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie go up against a trio of goblins.

The Faceless Ones will have “The Slightly Ignominious End To The Legend Of Black Annis”, which is a Tanith Low solo story for all of you who miss her...!

Dark Days doesn’t get a short story yet- we have to wait until we sell all the ones that are out there already and reprint it, and then we’ll include one.

Mortal Coil gets “The Wonderful Adventures of Geoffrey Scrutinous”, which focuses on Charlie Smith’s fantastic creation, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie’s efforts to help him out of a spot of bother.

I had an absolute blast writing these stories, and I hope they ease the pain of forking over your money for any of you who are going to buy them.

Oh, almost forgot. Another nice thing about reprints and new editions is that I get to go over the books again and get rid of mistakes. You may remember me asking you for any mistakes you’ve noticed. Well, I made a note of all of these, and all those corrections are now done.

Er, well, MOST of them. There’s still one mistake in Playing With Fire that hasn’t been corrected. On page 14 of the PWF paperback, it reads:

“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the new building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”

When it SHOULD be:

“The owners of the Waxworks Museum had closed it down after the events of the previous year, and set up a new and improved version in another part of the city. So now the old building stood quietly beside its neighbours, humble and drab, its front doors closed and locked and sealed.”

Alas, this mistake was missed yet again, so we’ll have to wait until the NEXT reprint before correcting it.

But the biggest change to the paperbacks is to do with Valkyrie’s AGE, and this is a relatively big one.

Somewhere around the third book, I stopped concentrating on what time of year each book was set at, and what age Valkyrie was in each one. Basically, I made it so that, by the time Mortal Coil came around, there was no WAY she could have been sixteen. It just didn’t make sense.

So, I’ve gone back over the books, and adjusted them slightly. This is something I should have been doing all the way through, but I messed up. Entirely my fault.

Er, but if you’re looking for silver lining, we now know what month Valkyrie has her birthday! It’s August! Yay!

So, a quick rundown on our corrected timeline.

Skulduggery Pleasant: takes place in June, when Val was 12.

Playing With Fire: takes place 11 months later, in May, when Val was 13.

The Faceless Ones: takes place 6 months after that, in October, when she was 14.

Dark Days: takes place 11 months later, in September, when Val is 15.

Mortal Coil: takes place 3 months after Dark Days, in December- when Val is STILL 15.

Basically, the biggest change to the books is that in Mortal Coil Valkyrie is a little younger than she at first appeared.

Ahem.

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Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Melts the rubber of the plunger

Hey Kallista!!!¡¡¡!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Playing with FIRE is obviously the best book ever

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Yay!
Hi!
~glomps~
:]

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL, Pyro :P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I'm pretty good. Although, I'm... anxious for no reason, and it's irritating.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

But how are YOU, Kallista? :]

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I'm fine thanks Kallista

And how are you?

Mar-Chu said...

*spins*

kallista! i posted stories on blogland!

Mar-Chu said...

AND PYRO! YOU LOOK TOO!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I love them all too! I THINK Mortal Coil is my fav, though. Possibly Dark Days.... Or maybe..... well, I THINK it's between those two. :]

Mar-Chu said...

I LOVE THE ZOMBIE SCENES IN DARK DAYS! FAVORITE PART IN THE WHOLE BOOK MASTER DEREK!

*claps*

LOVE IT!

Mar-Chu said...

brb

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

"I look like a moose."
"A very pretty moose! Make all the boy moose go 'wahhh!'"

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Thanks, Kallista :]


LOL embarrassing! :P
I did that this one time at a church out of state. For some reason, I was having the HARDEST time staying awake! My head kept dipping, and I kept shaking it, trying to wake up :P

Mar-Chu said...

*spins back humming sanguine's ringtone to perfect shrill-ness*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

lol yeah :P I loved that part from that movie!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Also
"You broke my glasses!"
"You broke my brush."
:P

Mar-Chu said...

heh. i want food.

*shuffles away*

be back in a few...

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ok, Mar.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL Yeah, Kallista! It's been so long since I saww that movie I'd forgotten about that part, but I remember now! :D The hair dresser and... Joseph, the car driver fellow, are my two favorite people in those movies. :]

Mar-Chu said...

LOOK! ITS A VANILLA WAFFELER!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL I think that could be included in "Most Embarrassing church moments" if there was such a thing :P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I don't know what a vanilla waffeler is....

Mar-Chu said...

a vanilla waffeler is a canadian bird that migrates in the winter, and saves homeless bannanas.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Oooooo
~stares in awe at the magnificent bird~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL :D At least you were making a joyful sound! :P
LOL I can just imagine! :D

Mar-Chu said...

http://www.wattpad.com/1189729-sequelll-ah-d

LOOK AT THIS YOU BISCUITS!

Mar-Chu said...

one time i fainted in church. i thought it was a dream...until i saw people looking down at me.

Mar-Chu said...

then i fainted two other times. at one i rode my bike home. I WAS STILL IN ONE PIECE!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL That was hilarious! :D

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Seriously?? Fainted?? Were you seriously tired or something?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

EPIC FANFIC MAR!!!¡¡¡!!!


But you see, I have TWO fiery swords

Hah!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Awww I'm sorry, Kallista! I hate it when they don't believe that I'm sick :[

Mar-Chu said...

i always fainted when i was little...its not a nice feeling...


THALIA WROTE PART OF THE FANFIC TOOOOOOO!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Wow! I'm so glad you didn't collapse in the shower!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

One of octas friends threw up on the rabbi on his bar mitzvah

(a rabbi is like a Jewish priest and a bar mitzvah is an incredibly important occasion that happens on you 13th Hebrew birthday)

Just in case anyone here has no idea what I'm talking about

REG

Mar-Chu said...

ah! i gotta go! i posted the rest of the cross fic! look at it! bye!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I'm gonna have to go now, guys. Farewell! See y'all tomorrow, hopefully :]

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Bye Skyril and Mar!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Saps the energy of the flames away from Kallista

Sorry about that...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

:(

G2G now

Bye all!¡!¿!¡!

Katie Louise said...

Hey peeps!

Yeah, no ones around are they?

Dragona Pine said...

*uses magic yorkshire pudding to heal Kallista*



I'm sorry you had to put up with all that Kallista. I'm glad you've recovered and I hope nothing like that happens again.




Now, is anyone on?

Katie Louise said...

Dragona? You still there?

Dragona Pine said...

I'll take that as a no.

Katie Louise said...

DRAGONA! Hi

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Jaffa!

Katie Louise said...

How are you?

Dragona Pine said...

Kind of good. Got a bad sore throat and I feel that the world hates me.


My alarm clock didn't work so my mum woke me up late, so I decided to have less cereal than normal to make up for time, but it wouldn't stop coming out of the packet. Then I had to wash my hair, then I had to go downstairs and get my clothes. So I got dressed then when I was about to go and brush my teeth my sister was on the toilet so I had to wait for her to finish before I brushed my teeth, then my mum made me do them again, then tonight I have to go in the bath and go to bed at 8:30.

*epic sigh*

Katie Louise said...

Aww, I hope your day gets better :)

Katie Louise said...

Wait, what time is it for you?

Dragona Pine said...

Not likely. I'll probably try to be beaten up by someone, putting emphasis on the TRY, it's happened for the last week I think... everyone in my school hates me except for my friend Ethan although I've done nothing wrong, and I mean nothing.

Dragona Pine said...

It's nearly half past seven in the morning.



How're you?

Katie Louise said...

I'm alright thanks. School was as bad as usual, but I'll live :P

Dragona Pine said...

LOL Jaffa, school is pretty bad.


Dang I have geography :(


*sigh*

Katie Louise said...

Ooh, bad luck. Today we had a French test but I think I passed :)

Dragona Pine said...

I hope you've done well Jaffa. I'm writing a story at the moment.

Dragona Pine said...

DANG I have to go to school now... I'll be on tonight, bye.


*hugs Kallista -who's probably asleep- before he leaves*

Katie Louise said...

Bye!

Ann Marie said...

Good morning, anyone at all. Or night... night here, seems early for everyone else.

I cut my finger and it doesn't hurt at all but it's bleeding rather impressively. I grossed out the kids.

. said...

lol Ann!


XD

had injections 2day......YAY!

Ann Marie said...

Ow. They are shots here. What did you get injected for?

Ann Marie said...

Must be a school day.

*bids blog goodnight*

Mar-Chu said...

*spins around*

ITS RAINING!

Mar-Chu said...

...ah snaps. anyone here?

Mar-Chu said...

...uh...

*dresses up like the terminator*

*uses terrible arnold accent*

ILL BE BACK!

*walks away*

Destiny Princeston said...

Im here, and im italian.

Destiny Princeston said...

I like the idea of the extra part in the back. Im going to get all the books in paperback, just to have them all matching!

i do not know anyone here, it is some what depressing.

Destiny Princeston said...

So anyone here, or am i talkin' to ma self?





*Hmmm must be talking to self*

Destiny Princeston said...

If anyone is reading this. I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!
I dont care what anybody thinks of him.....he's awesome!

Destiny Princeston said...

I Guess im gonna say bye to all the minions i thought would be here.
Bye Minions, I am of your kind.

**waves bye, trips over un-tied show lace**

Destiny Princeston said...

im back, Im glad u can do the moonwalk kallista, i can too.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Destiny. I don't believe we have met. I'm Dragona :)


*gives destiny a marshmallow in greeting*

Destiny Princeston said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedWHWzMjFE
i wonder if that will work?
if it doesnt, go on youtube and type Michael jackson unbreakable hq
one of his best songs in my opinion!

Destiny Princeston said...

Thanks i love marshmellows, Hugs dragona,
Thank ya!

Dragona Pine said...

Can I just ask... are you a boy or a girl? It doesn't say on your profile. Since you hugged me I'm guessing you're a girl... is that right?

Destiny Princeston said...

I just had the worst-est shower ever, i got shampoo in my eyes, and then i fell and hit the fall with my head, i think i may have a concussion

Destiny Princeston said...

yea im a girl.

Dragona Pine said...

Ouch...


*shines a torch (flashlight for americans) in Destiny's eyes*


Hmm no concussion...

Dragona Pine said...

I guessed ^^

Destiny Princeston said...

thanks. it's good to know that i don't have one.
Do you have a medical degree?

Dragona Pine said...

Nope. I don't have any degrees, I'm only in year 9! But you wouldn't have guessed if you saw me, I'm 6ft 4 and a half ^^
But I'm good at medical sorta stuff so.
I'm not happy with a story I wrote in year 8, I got a 6a for it and it was TERRIBLE! Shame we don't get to do any stories this year :(

Destiny Princeston said...

Right now. I am singing really loudly, I don't think my brother likes it though. so i will sing ever louder.


**Don't you ever make no mistake
baby I've got what it takes
and there's no way you'll ever get to me
Why can't you see that you'll never ever hurt me
'cause I wont let it be, see I'm too much for you baby **

Destiny Princeston said...

Yea im only like. year 7 ha ha, but yea im like 5.2 im short, but im the most mature person in like my skewl. i can unicycle :P

Mar-Chu said...

*spins on screaming about drawings*

Dragona Pine said...

*tries to unicycle*



*rides across the blog*



*tips over and lands SPLAT in a cream pie*



Ouch...


*licks face*



*throws up*


Euurr nasty! Cream! :P




That means I'm 1 foot 2 and a half inches taller than you, but I'm unusually tall.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Mar-chu!

Mar-Chu said...

hello dragona! have you seen my flying monkeys lately? i sent them on a wild rampage to collect everyone...

Dragona Pine said...

*points to the unconscious bodies of the flying monkeys*


They tried to collect me...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

5ft 2!!! *mumbles how that's only one inch smaller then me and I'm in year 9*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette!

Destiny Princeston said...

hello!

Destiny Princeston said...

do you guys live in the uk?

Dragona Pine said...

Yep, I live in Yorkshire ^^

Destiny Princeston said...

i don't know where that is, but my dog is a yorkshire :D

Dragona Pine said...

A Yorkshire Terrier? LOL. It's pretty much smack bang in the middle of england, probably to the north actually. Full of hills and stuff, lots of fields and moors and such likes, where that's what it's like where I live anyway ^^

Destiny Princeston said...

I live in Canada, I was born in Italy, So therefore I am Italian

Dragona Pine said...

We have someone else from Canada on here. Mary Hiashi, she doesn't come on much but she comes from Canada.

Destiny Princeston said...

cool, i live in one of the coldest places in canada. there is still alot of snow where i live. its very depressing

Mar-Chu said...

*jumps back in shock*

MY MONKEYSSSSSSS!

*gathers monkeys*

aaaaaaahhhh...!

*looks around*

HIYA NICOLETTE!

Dragona Pine said...

We get loads of snow, in winter the snow as up to my waist for most of the season ^^

Mar-Chu said...

I LIVE IN THE U.S OF A!

Destiny Princeston said...

If I could tear down these walls that keep you and I apart I know I could claim your heart and our perfect love will start But girl you just won't approve of the things that I do When all I do is for you but still you say it's ain't cool If there's somebody else, he can't love you like me And he say's he'll treat you well, he can't treat you like me And he's buying you diamonds and pearls, he can't do it like me And he's taking you all across the world, he can't trick you like me So why ain't you feelin' me, she's invincible But I can do anything, she's invincible, Even when I beg and plead, she's invincible, Girl won't give into me, she's invincible MY FAVORITE SONG!!!!!!!!!

Destiny Princeston said...

right now on spring break!! the snow is up to my belly button !

Mar-Chu said...

KALLISTA IS ONLINE! I KNOW YOUR THERE KALLISTA!

Destiny Princeston said...

Im reading a graphic novel, it is kinda like skulduggery, it is called Hellsing

Mar-Chu said...

i am in a active little writing mood.

Dragona Pine said...

Yey! My wife is online... hang on, how do you know Mar-chu?

Mar-Chu said...

HAHA! KALLISTA!

*launches self at kallista*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hey umm.. do u guys know any good books to read, coz the online book reviews suck!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista!


*hugs her*




Hi Jasmine! I've missed you!

Destiny Princeston said...

Im bored :@ <(^.^)>

Mar-Chu said...

i didnt say hello to you yet destiny so...HELLO TO YOU YET DESTINY!

and...HELLO JASMINE!

Destiny Princeston said...

hello Jasmine
if you want to read a good book read City Of Bones by Cassandra Clare. It Is Amazing
But Not As Amazing As Skulduggery

Destiny Princeston said...

Hello Mar-Chu
i love your name

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hey u guys =)

thx destiny, ill check the book out =)

Dragona Pine said...

*grabs Jasmine's ankle*


Will you be coming on again as you were doing? You're not leaving this time! :P

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Kallista back*


Can we go for a talk Kallista?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol yeah...i dont think so dragona =(
gettin really busy in the thing you call 'life'

Mar-Chu said...

yess...my names IS awesome....!

if you meet a demon named Mir-Chu, she's my friend and partner, and is capable of eating people.

Dragona Pine said...

Aww just try to come on Jasmine! Even if it's only for an hour a night or a few times a week. Come onnnnnnnn :)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

probably once a month if i'm lucky =)

gotta go
bye =)

Destiny Princeston said...

I got a picture

Destiny Princeston said...

Bye Jasmine

Dragona Pine said...

Aww bye Jasmine. Good to see you again, but it could have been for a little longer :/

Mar-Chu said...

bye jasmine!

*sees gun*

*turtle*

*retracts into shell*

Mar-Chu said...

im filled with a dangerous glee right now...

*turns into murder rose*

*cackles with laughter*

Dragona Pine said...

Brb.

Destiny Princeston said...

Does any one here speak spanish?

Mar-Chu said...

a bit. i know more japanese then spanish.

Dragona Pine said...

f

Dragona Pine said...

I speak some Spanish :)

Destiny Princeston said...

ok thx i was just asking

Mar-Chu said...

like...

hola! commo te llama?

...thats spelled wrong. i know it.

Destiny Princeston said...

Im playing on my Nintendo D.S.
So Old Skewl

Destiny Princeston said...

I gots to go now

BYE.
**Waves bye**

Mar-Chu said...

but for japanese...

(pardon spelling, i just sounded it out...)

kanichihwa (Hello)
ohiyo! (in-formal goodmorning)
ora. (hey)
baka (idiot)
ususai (shuttup)
urusai no baka (shuttup idiot)
ee-ya. (no)
shugoi (awesome)
skide (pretty)
onagai (please)
watashi (i for girls)
bokuro (i for boys)
yumi (dream)
hoshi (star)
arata (new)
eto (um)
tsuki (moon)

Mar-Chu said...

bye destiny!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye destiny.

Mar-Chu said...

...whats a rhyme for crimson?

Mar-Chu said...

You think nightmares are real,
why thats not a joke.
Vampires and werewolves,
eat the occasional bloke.

At nighttime they strike,
when you are the weakest,
for they scare you till dawn,
leaving you looking the meekest.

But they can be stopped,
but by who you will ask?
Why that questions easy,
its that lad in the mask!

Come young man,
with your sword of light.
And when morning comes,
you will no longer fight.

Dragona Pine said...

I don't thik crimson has a rhyme.

Mar-Chu said...

For nightmares shall linger,
around till the dawn.
But at the touch of a finger,
they will all be gone...

Dragona Pine said...

AWESOME Mar-chu!

Mar-Chu said...

hmm. but crimsons such a cool word...!

Mar-Chu said...

that my dragona,
is when i say farewll,
because the laptop needs charging,
and that is the school bell.

Mar-Chu said...

im not in school tho. it just rhymed...but i do need to charge the laptop.

Dragona Pine said...

Brb.

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Dragona Pine said...

Your poem was really good Mar-chu.

Mar-Chu said...

heh, thank you~

Dragona Pine said...

I think Octa has some competition ^^

Mar-Chu said...

aaaaah, no. octa is MUCH better...!

Dragona Pine said...

You're really good though. I can't write a poem to save my life!

Mar-Chu said...

well, you could write a story to save your life, and that counts as something!

Dragona Pine said...

No I can't Mar-chu. You didn't see the one I did in year 8. It was TERRIBLE! I got a 6a for it and it's deffinatly the worst story I've ever written!

*shudders*

Mar-Chu said...

the worst story i ever wrote was...IT....

*points at piece of paper*

*runs away and hides under bed in shame*

Anonymous said...

THIs
Is

AwEsOmE

Mar-Chu said...

*screams*

WHO'RE YOU?!

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/03/league-of-extraordinary-bloggers.html


New story up on my blog ^^

Mar-Chu said...

see ya later kallista!

Dragona Pine said...

Aww bye Kallista :(

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks for the comment on my blog Mar-chu.

Mar-Chu said...

no problem dragona!

Mar-Chu said...

...what do people wear during fencing?

Dragona Pine said...

They wear a helmet with like criss crosses over the front of their face and white clothing which have sensors in which beep when the end of the opposite swords hit it. Trust me, 2 fencing guys came into our school and did a demonstration, and they asked for someone to do a demo. I volunteered and we started fencing, even if he was an expert I still beat him 15-1 :P

Anonymous said...

i know what IM getting for my birthday now....hehe

Mar-Chu said...

aaaaah...thanks, that helps~

Dragona Pine said...

You're welcome ^^

Dragona Pine said...

I'm watching The Simpsons.

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go for my tea soon.

Mar-Chu said...

hah. fun times~

well anyway, i need to go. were going on an adventure...to wallmart!

bye~

*tumbles away singing a walmart jingle*

Dragona Pine said...

Well I have to go for my tea now... I'll be back later, bye.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*groans and mumbles some very harsh words about the world right now*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista!


*hugs her*

Can we go for a talk again?





Hi Nicolette! Thanks for the comment on my blog.

Dragona Pine said...

LOL Kallista :)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Fine ....

*mumbles* compared to starving children in Africa and residents of japan...

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette, I know the world is going through a pretty bad time right now. The earthquakes in Christchurch and Japan have been terrible. But please be happy.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Arrival comes out tomorrow.. I should be happy

I'm with you wonderful people.. I should be happy

I have everything to keep me happy yet I'm not :/

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette, have you seen Homefront and Lego Star Wars III? I'm going to buy them both, they look awesome :)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I haven't actually.. I would try to buy them since you have done that with me but I have no money and I really want the dragon age game

Dragona Pine said...

Well buy the dragon age game, I'm not saying I want you to buy them, I'm just saying they look good. Homefront is like COD with tanks and stuff and it's set 10 years in the future ^^ then Lego Star Wars III has army mode where you can make an army and have them fight another army... it looks well good.

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh, what Kallista said ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, I left a comment where we were talking.

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, I don't think a nurse would be a very... nice job. You'll have to deal with all sorts of wounds and it would involve a lot of blood :S

Dragona Pine said...

Brb.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm here ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Yes, I'm really here :)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*eats dragona* not here any more

Dragona Pine said...

*Nicolette's teeth hit his shield*


Yes I'm still here. And yey you have your picture back!

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*writes some of her fanfiction for both the blog and fanfiction.net*

Why are my fanfiction.bet stories always more interesting then my blogger ones *types furiously*

Dragona Pine said...

*dives into the pool of jelly*

Dragona Pine said...

*starts swimming*




*realises it's jelly so it isn't a liquid*




*realises he's bouncing whilst trying to swim in the air*



Breaststroke!


*starts doing breaststroke*



For some weird reason, I can do breaststroke the fastest out of all the swimming techniques, I'm slower with front crawl and stuff which is supposed to be fast! In primary school we had a race for 30 lengths across the swimming pool, I won doing breaststroke all the way whilst people were doing front crawl! It's weird. And the word breaststroke sounds kinda wrong. But that's just me :P

Dragona Pine said...

*pulls Kallista out*



*the jelly makes a loud popping noise*



*Kallista is free*



*Dragona starts using the jelly as a bouncy castle*





*starts making jelly angels*





*jumps up in the air*



*lands spread eagle on the jelly*



*bounces up and lands on his head*

Dragona Pine said...

*makes a jelly shield and starts blocking the jelly balls incoming*



*makes a jelly grenade*


JELLY GRENADE! GET DOWN!


*throws it and dives to the floor*



*Kallista gets covered in jelly*




*some drips off her nose*




Oh...


*runs and kisses Kallista, eating the jelly*


:P

Dragona Pine said...

*stands up, looking like a sumo wrestler with green jelly around him instead of flob or a fat suit*



*his jelly wobbles with each step*



*he tips over because of the weight*







*starts making jelly angels*



*picks up a large amount of jelly from his stomach area and throws it at Kallista*




*it flies through the air*





*Kallista swallows the jelly*




*she picks up another jelly ball and throws it*




*Dragona takes some jelly and makes it look like a baseball bat*


*hits the jelly ball*


Home run...

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Kallista*


I g2g now... night all...


*hugs Flo*


Night...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

New story on ma blog :)

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