Ahem.
Just a brief note to update you on how the work is progressing. So far, every book has been longer than the one before. The first book was about 75,000 words, and Mortal Coil was over 100,000. With Book 6, I'm planning on continuing that trend, but I don't know by how much.
I've been working away at the first section of the story, the first quarter of the book, dipping in an out of scenes and chapters... Even though, officially, I started this book on November 6th, a lot of things have been taking up my time, so I've really only been able to seriously write in the past week. And in the past week I've written almost 20,000 words. That's roughly a fifth of the book, and I've done it in six days.
I am on a ROLL.
Praise be to me!
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Yeh Sarthacus :D...
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月球poo = my sister is a poo
Dragona vos contentiones sus hoc desinas pueriles ineptias Antequam a rocket Yorkshire transfugerunt ad inferos et verberat fraudando innocentem non facies non proderunt vobis mendax est qui vult habere cum infantem camelum!
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Is far worse...
Jeez...
Kallista, can you answer me, how is the fanfic going?
grr
我是orius =i am orius
New post on my blog.
我是涼快的 = i am cool
*takes off her octaboona descuise*
Sorry Kallista just me
thrice do u want 2 come over
我是涼快的
What was that language Lunar?
kallista, why with the lightning
orius, no pointreally, the time
i will probobaly have to go right away
New post on my blog. Dunny ignore me.
I hope Flo comes on tonight...
Já jsem minon z Derek Landyová sám
Don't we all...?
Dragon contentions the sow that you must stop being for children, this ineptAntequam Yorkshire from the Rocket that went over to the grave and beat the cheat an innocent man Thou shalt not make you no good, he is a liar who wants to have a camel to go with the child!
...Tá mé ag mearbhall mar sin go bhfuil mé ag dul chun dul amach agus mo cheann chop amach le pickle
thrice my dad said we can go out 4 a bit
lol into the thousands and here i am with my first comment! xD
Anyway
YESSS!!!
More pleasant Pleasant!!!
Plus, it looks good on the shelf when they're gradually growing bigger. :]
YOU'RE AWESOME!!!
of course, we both already knew that, but it certainly doesn't hurt to say the obvious once in a while.
:]
Já jsem minon z Derek Landyová sám
i iz feeling glum :(
in english we were studying this poem called 'song of the worms' i thought it was about worms fighting back against the humans and nature taking back what it once had.
did anyone else think that? no.
was i right? no.
it was about people being oppressed. you know like before the russian revolution? yeah. everyone else jumped to that conclusion exept me. even the girl who thought the back and the spine were two separate things and that cars can go on airoplanes. man, i am not very deep. :(
so now i am writing a two page essay on it :| woopy doo.
Já jsem minon z Derek Landyová sám
Lunar, Ella es una flecha alegre con un batido de banano, le gustan árboles, un poco demasiado, ella quiere tener el sexo con un mono crecido demasiado (Rey de AKA Kong) y luego ella se enroscará y dejará un acantilado en cien años
Já jsem minon z Derek Landyová sám
* looks around *
Já jsem minon z Derek Landyová sám
*escapes from Kallista*
huh... sarthecus, i read the new post on your blog, i do not ignore you
i am open for kidnapping
*falls asleep*
kallista whats with the laugh
*takes off her octaboona dragona and sarthacus costumes*
MEET MY CLONES! :D
Hehe... I think what I said might have shut Lunar up :P
Já jsem minon z Derek Landyová sám
Now...
clones, cool
'Hmm...'
Well
Bye ........
Já jsem minon z Derek Landyová sám
Bye Nicolette...
bye,
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Lol Thrice...
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happy again
hmm... hmm...
Lol...
Just had my dinner
Nicolette, your translation of my thing needed to have some words rearranged
Dragona.... *glares even more fiercely*
Lol Kallista... don't move on, Orius is too sensible... we're all insane...
Bye, Nicolette...
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He, he, he heeee... did you translate it Lunar?
yeah, orius is way more sensible than us
only on the blog
is orius gone?
kallista i have writers block at the moment
sorry but i can't write u a second poem yet
WHIASD
blabla bla woop woop
poo?
pa?
I had a small memory attack last night...
bler?
varashkov
Dragona, nu am închis, mai bine taci, sau voi lăsa meu antiglont atac vampir pisici ...
Şi tu chiar nu pot permite să piardă orice celulele creierului mai mult, maimuta moarte cerebrală săraci
ehhe
varashkov?
STOP! I CAN|T TRANSLATE THAT
I translated it, Dragona
And I've never heard a boy go "he he heeee" before
Hmm...
yeah, varashkov
smellyfeet in russian
i gave up translating long ago
i have headache and bad cold
What language is it Lunar?
he he heeeee
ho ho ho
he he he
i am a chipmunk cant you see?
It was an evil laugh that went wrong...
Romanian...
ho ho ho
he he he
There's no such thing as a Dragona proof cell...
kidnap...
*falls asleep*
*sleeptalks*
a nap for a kid
*escapes*
*stays asleep through all the comotion*
*Dragona is already gone*
*wakes up suddenly*
57 sheep
MAM: Are you going to tidy your room?
ME: OK
[5 mins later]
[MAM walks in]
ME: You are SO nosy Mam
MAM: What do you mean? I've done this...
ME: Doesn't stop you being nosy
MAM: I don't know what you... Oh, do you mean the Derek Landy thing?
ME: WHAT?!
MAM: Nothing
[Mam turns tomato red]
can i have a toilet in this cell?
Kallista... let me go... what have I done to you? I'll give you a 12 gun salute!
*wet patch appears on trousers*
can i have a toilet in this cell?
*falls asleep again*
*gives Thrice toilet paper*
*Quickly walks away*
*wet patch expands*
*puddle appears
g2g
E OPRIT! Ura!
*looks up from english homework* *whispers to prisoners* psstt!, why has kallista locked u all up in cells?
*prison floods yellow*
Um... Bye Thrice
*dragona drawns*
no jelly beans
and i'm ill
how will i cope?
*runs away from cell*
Hmm... I'll be a good prisoner... now where's that trap door?
*opens trapdoor, goes down*
*Kallista sends a man to investigate*
*he opens the door, looks inside, Dragona drops from the ceiling, knocks him out and escapes*
oh yeah, i have to go
i might be back later
*half conciousness stays asleep in cell*
yellow = PEE!
kallista
i've been trying to write u another poem but i'm failing :(
*hums, oblivious to the assassin creeping up behind her*
i am gone NOW, i think
bye all
*shoots the assassin behind Lunar*
I could do better...
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
*saves lunar b4 he leaves*
*runs away from Kallista*
Octaboona! i love the alpaca poem!!!!! its amaaaaziinnnggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best poem eveeerrr!
*mumbles* not like the stupid english poem im studying..t'is all deep and meaningful. stupid poem. if its called 'song of the worms' why hasnt it got anything to do with worms????
*Dragona shoots assassin*
DRAGONA! YOU SHOT MY COUSIN!
*starts crying over her dead cousin*
*takes in a deep breath* FUUUUUUUUU** THE WORLD!
*brings Lunar's cousin back to life*
Brb...
just what i feel like nicolette!
skylara- glad you love the alpaca poem
first time i wrote in that style wasn't sure it would work.
I NEVER SAID I WANTED HIM BACK TO LIFE! HE TRIED TO KILL ME!
*stabs her own cousin*
BTW Dragona, he's 6"5
Yes, bye Thrice
i know it was a silly demand but i'm a silly person lol
which means i have no sense of smell
and umm... yes... exactly
*runs away*
i'm lunars long lost cousin!
*rounds a herd of Octaboona's into a pen*
Back...
Hmm...
*gives Kallista the death glare* I just brushed my teeth because we just had lunch*
it was amazing octaboona! t'was all cool and rhymeish! to me, the best poems are ones that rhyme! :D
NOT STUPID DEEP ONES LIKE THE SONG OF THE WORMS THAT MAKES PEOPLE THINK THAT THE BLOODY POEM IS ABOUT WORMS AND ITS ACTUALLY ALL DEEP AND MEANINGFUL ABOUT THE OPPRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!
*screams in rage and rips poem to pieces and scatters them across the room*
ohhhh god. that was my homework.....
*batters the pen with my head*
*rubs his sore head ruefully*
Do you think a rugby tackle will make me get pushed back?
*looks to Kallista, who is trying to tackle him, Dragona isn't moving*
Ah well...
*pushes Kallista away and disappears into the shadows*
Are your BWAAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA's, Kallista, a cross between an evil laugh and a sheep?
...with all these long lost cousins and such this is sure turning into a soap opera...
*sulks in corner ating breath mints* :'(
*goes to cousin's funeral*
The blog SHOULD be a soap opera... I'm a film star apparantly, from the Blog Film which Lunar made, and I have no idea of the storyline or anything :S
*puts an angel on top of the highest spike in Dragona's hair*
Song of the Worms
A poem by Canadian poem Margaret Atwood.
We have been underground too long,
we have done our work,
we are many and one,
we remember when we were human
We have lived among roots and stones,
we have sung but no one has listened,
we come into the open air
at night only to love
which disgusts the soles of boots,
their leather strict religion.
We know what a boot looks like
when seen from underneath,
we know the philosophy of boots,
their metaphysic of kicks and ladders.
We are afraid of boots
but contemptuous of the foot that needs them.
Soon we will invade like weeds,
everywhere but slowly;
the captive plants will rebel
with us, fences will topple,
brick walls ripple and fall,
there will be no more boots.
Meanwhile we eat dirt
and sleep; we are waiting
under your feet.
When we say Attack
you will hear nothing
at first.
*Dragona is in hiding, Kallista cannot put tinsel and lights on him*
My sister wont let me on my xbox .. mum promised U could go on xbox once I helped evryone and did all my jobs but shes not doing anything about it
:( ...
*Dragona is in hiding, Lunar cannot put an angel on him*
They're in Feather Village.
A smart person will know what I mean.
*looks at purple hair happily*
I love it
noooo! octaboona that poem is evilllll!!!!
Lunar, what is the Blog FIlm about again?
*sees octaboona's purple hair* ohh! that reminds me! yesterday i dyed my hair. it was ment to be a darker brown....
it turned out red/copper :|
but its kk! its one of those ones that washes out like...after 30 washes. it will be out probs just after chrsitmas :D
and its not too bad..i fancied a change.
Nicolette, tell you're mum that she alwayspromises things, but never does things.
It'll soften her up, so you can go on Xbox.
Hmm...
just wanted to see what it was
and then decided every one else should read it
No,
she always breaks her promises I don't know why I still bother getting hyped up about them
Hmm...
AAAAHHHH... the Iron just turned itself on randomly, and then it switched off again! GHOST!
It's a rom-com...
With you and Flo as the stars...
Not much I know other than that...
We can get Octa to write it and I'll direct :)
@Kallista
Why am I covered in mistletoe?
*Dragona is not behind a weed, it is Mr. Blobby*
Uh... rom-com?
Yes, the type of film you hate...
You do know what a rom-com IS, don't you Dragona?
Oh no... not one of THEM films...
One of THEM films...
Damn it... I hate them films :P
lol thanks kallista ur lookin not so bad urself ;)
ohhh so dragona and flo are staring in theri own rom-com awww!
im in the mood for some acting....hmm...
*clicks fingers and everyone ends up at a haunted hause* our tale starts here people. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!
Yes, Kallista
Yo can be the one who gives a meaning to the whole thing...
But if I'm covered in mistletoe....
NO ONE COME NEAR ME
I didn't know anything about the film until Lunar started eating popcorn... then I asked why...
Mine ?
mine?
mine?
Well done again Kallista :P
*taps toe waiting for something exiting to happen* come on guys! *sighs and pushes everyone into haunted house*
something good has got to happen soon!
Geckogirl... we're on a break :P
lol
*shoots boys lined up*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Good luck with... what?
*ghost comes flying at lunar from haunted house, skylara,dragona, nicolette,sarthacus,kallista and octaboona jump to the rescue in ghostbuster suits*
GHOSTBUSTERS!
GHOSTBUSTERS! come on everyone! ...guys? *looks behind to see everyone on a break eating biscuits* ...aw man. *looks at ghost* gulp.
*comes in with that orange shooty thingy, kills the ghost*
Bye Kallista...
NO, IT'S OK!
*talks to ghost*
HEY, COUS, SORRY I KILLED YOU AND EVERYTHING... WELL, YEAH YOU COULD GIVE ME A TOUR...
*walks off with ghost*
Bye, Kallista
Dragona, you can't kill a ghost
you can if you're ghost busters Lunar...
You can't kill my cousin...
*looks at lunar walking off with ghosts* aww man...i rented these ghostbusters costumes for the whole day!
*a bunch of horses suddenly appear behind everyone* hmm...i reckon this movie has turned from a horror, into an adventure! *gets on horse* ONWARD NOBLE STEED! *horse bucks skylara off onto floor*
Lol...
Lets turn it into an action...
*random guys start shooting*
Dum, dum, dumydumy dum...
ASDF
WAF!
its me!
Hi Octa...
*posses David Cameron*
*starts dancing like a looney in front of bbc camera crew*
STUDENT FEES ARE GOING DOWN!
i had this whole beautiful comment thing
but it was over 4096 characters long and so wouldn't post :(
Lol Octa...
Hey, Octa
We're in a movie!!!
Are we?
*sees random guys shooting* AWESOME! *gets out gun and looks behind for more guys to shoot, but instead sees a giant worm* NOOOO! ITS THE POEM!!! MY THEORY ABOUT THE POEM IS COMMING TRUE!!!!! *stands frozen in terror in front of worm.* please...dont make me anazlyse the poem again...please..
I think I've ruined my Emily the Strange drawing by giving her fingers...
*shoots giant worm*
*still frozen in front of worm* of course we're in a movie dragona...anyone gonna help me...
*floors the worm as it falls*
i know we're in a movie
i'm supposed to write the script
but it didn't post
What kinda movie? Is it cool?
Just do it bit by bit
*the worm is dead*
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