Sorry for the title of this post, I just wanted to make sure that none of you start believing a story that's been reported in the papers saying that Johnny Depp is going to play Skulduggery. This is, to say the least, not true. The movie rights are back with me for the moment- meaning they aren't attached to any studio. Basically, I'm far too busy with Book 6 to even consider a Skulduggery movie right now. But who knows when I'll have news for you?
(And just to make sure, that was NOT a sly way of hinting at upcoming news, because there IS no news! None!)
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my family sucks at poetry...
Octagon should be coming on soon
I think
I hadn't heard that/seen that rumour, but I'm glad it's false. I think Johnny Depp is great, but he's over-rated and totally wrong for Skulduggery.
A mon avis.
There's a bit of casting discussion going on at the Skulduggery IMDb board ^________^
Some interesting suggestions.
Not that we're expecting a movie anytime soon because we're smarter than that.
i think there okay, but i'm a brunette....
but okay, listen. this is real..
so last year our grade was doing a maths thing, and i figured out a complicated question, and the guy running it came over to me and said
"you only figured that out because your not blond"
the girls i was working with (blonds) got SOOOOOO offended! and that was to (kind of) innocent little children!
Sorry
My iTouch automatically changed octa to octagon
LOL I that's HILARIOUS!!
your on you i touch!?
(so thats how i can get on here without mum yelling..)
she hates this blog...
whats HILARIOUS?
skyril?
I think he said he would be coming on around now, Pyro!
Yeah
Just go on... Safari I think
hahaha!!!! destroying my brothers raybens is FUN!
(he wears socks with them and he looks so daggy...
Why does your mom hate it????
That story you told!
uh oh, mums home!
Sorry, my responses were slow, my mom called.
Uh-oh!
Oh well
Bye if your going
If not then not bye
What he ^^^ said
:]
How art thou, Pyro?
Hello?
I'm good and you?
IM BAAAACK! sorry i had to leave so suddenly i had to get brother from friends house takke out the garbage then i got caught up in tv so yea now im back!
Q: How did the blond burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
I think that octa might come on but im not sure
Good! Thanks!
Welcome back!
ok so lets see if im correct here Rosella left kallista said brb or did she leave???
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
he better come back! if not force him back tell him it was from skulgirl!
Hi skulgirl
LOL skyril!
I she kinda just poofed. :]
yo! people! im bored!
oh so who knows where she is gonna have to leave soon for dinner not yet but when i am called i will be back on here
MaD As A hAtTeR!
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blonds?
A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.
<<<<<<<seeee its even on my profile pic!
nah im still here
okay, so my brother came up to me and said,
"behold! the white liquid we call milk!"
LOL rosella! okso if im not gonna use Derek then what name should i use???
Q: Why did the blond buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
LOL, Rosella that's epic. :D
i guesse that last blond joke and i was right! oooo i got a good one actually i have two and if you guys already said them well sorry im gonna say them!
Q: How do you keep a blond in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blonds?
A: Knock on the door.
Q: Why does a blond only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
three girls are in a car chase a blond a red head and a brunett they pull over and jump into three potatoe sacks in the trunk
the police come over and ssee the sacks they kick the first one *brunette* and she says MeOW! so they think shes a cat!they kick the second one *red head* and she says WOOF so they think shes a dog they kick the third one and she says
POTATOS!
brb dinner
LOL
im going!
sorry i took a while but cat is sick
I LOVE it, Kallista!
Why do you comment only every 5 or10 minutes kallista
LOL That's SO good, Skulgirl!!
Are you leaving, Rosella?
Q: What did the blond do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Noooooo don't leave!
Q: What are the six worst years in a blond's life.
A: Third grade.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blonds have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
I love this one!!
Q: How to you keep a blond busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Tis octas birthday in 10 mins!
Q: Did you hear about the blond coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
It is, Pyro??
It's only 5:47 pm here!
Poor coyote
I hope he comes on so we can wish him happy birthday in person! :]
Oh it's 11.52 here
Q: Did you here about the blond who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
I love a good blond joke. :]
Perhaps I ought to look into Christmas jokes for a bit though...
Lol skyril
:)
Well, after this one!
Q: What is it called when a blond
blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.
I have arrived!
Octas READING
:(
He will miss his birthday
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
I've been working on my giant over all linky fanfic thing!
And I was born at 2:58 a.m. so really I'm not 16 until then.
Hi octa
Octaboona!!
It's so very nearly your birthday!!
LOL NO, Octa! You're birthday starts as 12:00 and one second!
Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Yes but bothDAY means the DAY you were born not theminute
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
*Counts down the minutes*
It's ok Kallista :D
Course you are
Pyro gets hit by watermelon
I hope you get better soon
It's my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PARENTS
AWAKE
brb!
Few. Gone back to sleep
~shouts at the top of lungs~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OCTA!!!!!!!!!
~everyone looks at me funny~
What?
It's Octa's birthday!!
~everyone says, "Really?"~
Yup!
~they all shout~
H
A
P
P
Y
B
I
R
T
H
D
A
Y
O
C
T
A
B
O
O
N
A
SPELLS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY OCTABOONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~everyone cheers~
Wooooooo!!!!
Go Octa!!
You rule!!
You're the best!!
Happy birthday!!!
AHH you're awesome!!!
Happy 16th!!
Sorry that this is so slow, but I'm on mah iPod now cuz brother kicked me off
Huh
:(
My birthday is 11/11
:(
*Laughs happily at all the awesome birthday messages*
I LOVE the birthday post you made me!
Sad now
November 11th?
Happy birthday octa!!!!!!
He even gets more chocolate than I did
Skyril
I don't wish to ruin the happy birthday mood but will you read my fanfiction?
http://octaboonafanfiction.blogspot.com/
It's not the happiest of tales :D
Yeh nov 11th
*dances the birthday waltz with Kallista*
Of course, Octa! I'd love to! Ididn't know you had one!
brb!
I'm depressed now
:(
Pyro jumps out of depression and runs for the hills
The smurfs follow him
*Octaboona follows the smurfs*
Parents again!
Pyro follows octa
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OCTABOONA!!!!!!!!!!!!
H
A
P
P
Y
B
I
R
T
H
D
A
Y
!!!!!
It's like a circle!!!!
Thanks skulgirl!
http://octaboonafanfiction.blogspot.com/
Please read!
im back from eating seems a imissed a lot of camotion! gah i cant spel if my life depended on it!
Dizzy octa falls into a volcano
The volcano sings octa happy birthday
lol im gonna go read it octa brb
*Runs back and waltzes with Kallista*
There. There.
Don't be sad :D
OMG OCTA I CANT BELIEVE YOU WROTE THAT ITS SOOOO SAD!!!!!!!! im like crying here! *note i jsut read the first paragraph in the first art of your story too sad!*
Pyro follows octa and falls over
Pyro is hit by a watermelon
Brb
WoW!!!
I am currently in the ocean of awe!
Octaboona, I've only read the first part so far, but...... just...... wow!
So artistically wrought!
So magnificently woven!!
How entranced I am now, I cannot possibly put into words!
I must read the next part immediately!
I shall return!
oh gosh octa im in tears now!
ive read both parts and i...i...im crying!
octa do you have a good name that will go well with brooke??? like a match???
pyro any one a name!
note it has to be a guy name
I'm back. Been working on the overall storyline of my fanfic.
MINE!!!!
Kallista would do that?
For me?
BIRTHDAY BOY RULES THE PAGE!!!
Boys names that go with brooke?
I can think of a girl's name.
Adelaide.
But a boy?
Hmm....
Noooooo
It's so sad!
Utterly brilliant!!
But so so sad!
I adored it beyond belief!!
I beg of you, Oh genius one, make another masterpiece!
Another magnificent work of art!
Another gleaming gem of pure beauty!
Jonathan?
It should be three syllables I think.
Aramanth?
Romeo?
Nope. Umm.. I'm not sure.
I'm working on 7 more two part fanfics that will eventually link up to form one story. Atleast that's the idea.
I read slow xD
Octa
How could you
*bursts into floods of tears*
YouKILLED a toddler!
Yaaaaay!!!!!
~does hallelujah dance~
I'm so happy!!
Pyro you haven't even read the fanfic!
So you can't comment on it.
I have read it and it was almost completely like SP
The toddlers cry of delight
Cut off by the desolation engine
*sob*
lol not really, Kallista. :]
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah
*Stands awestruck by the amazing hallelujah dance*
Oruro throws a watermelon at octa
You horrid person
You are no paragon!
I am indeed a paragon :D
NO WAY!
Who want to hear more blond jokes???
~everyone groans~
~someone says, "haven't we heard ENOUGH already~
~rainclouds form behind Skyril as her hair flows up angrily above her head~
~lighting strike [probably Kallista] and Skyril utters quietly, "What did you say?"~
~the person who spoke chuckles nervously~
~then Skyril's dragon, Thunder, come flying in, screeching~
~he lands behind Skyril. An enormous black dragon whose head is as big as the speaker himself~
~then he roars, right in his face~
~the speaker, covered in dragon spit, says, "I will DIE if I don't hear another!! PLEASE tell me some more!!!!"~
~dragon departs, clouds pass, and Skyril beams a dazzling smile saying, "Oh, hehe! If you really want me to!"~
~shakes head and Kallista~
Ok, LOL I have a way with words!
*at
Pyro throws 999999999999999999999199923334999001234567899999999910111213141517181920999999999999999921222324252627282999999999999999 watermelons at octa
Kalista is hit by most but16 hit octa
Kallista
NOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOIOIIIOOOOo:O
Q: Why did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
~helps Kallista wash off all the watermelon~
~then makes a bonfire in honor of Octa's great 16th~
Q: Why did the blond scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Stop throwing watermelons at me on my birthday :D
Q: Why did the blond get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
LOL :)
I love the jokes
Octa, he probably loves his brother so much that he wants to give you lots of delicious fruit! ...lol, right, Pyro? :]
But why throw it at me?
He could give it to me nicely :D
Q: What did the blond say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
Smurfs roast marshmallows on octas birthday bonfire
He's probably just so excited that it's your birthday and all. :)
Q: What do you call it when a blond dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
~glomps~
*asks Skyril meekly if he can borrow her awesome phrase*
Q: What do you do when a blond throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Well watermelon is nice and my blonde friends told me that you like fast food:)
:] Certainly, Octa!
~yells across ballroom, "Good one, Pyro!"~
~continues dancing~
~glomps Skyril~
Nay it would be discorteous of me to abandon my beautiful dancing partner Kallista
*breaks off dance with Skyril*
*starts waltzing with Kallista*
*Skyril joins Pyro with the watermelons*
Pyro decides not to run and dances even better than octa
Hah!
My dance skill bears no opposition!
Hey, Pyro, have you heard this one?
Q: What do you call a blond with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
~continues muttering blond jokes to poor Pyro as we dance across the ballroom~
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
LOL How strange! To get a different answer everytime you ask for the time!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Q: What is the difference between a smart blond and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
There was a brunette a redhead and a blonde stranded on a desert island
They tried to swim back to land
The brunette swam a quarter of the way but drowned
The redhead swam half way there but then drowned
The blonde swam three quarters of the way there but got tired and swam back to the island
LOL, Octa!
That's my favourite one :)
LOL BLOND JOKES!!!!!
Q: What does a blond say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
I certainly hope Master Derek doesn't have anything against blog jokes! :D
Hooray for hair colours!
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
Q: Why don't blonds call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
LOL! So dumb!!
My batteries are low, I may be gone for some time.
Bye Pyro.
I suspect you will be joing me at the laptop!
*joining
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blond, and a smart blond are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blond! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blond!
This one's kinda silly, seeing as EVERYONE knows Santa and the tooth fairy exist!!
Fare thee well, Pyro!!
Sleep Well!
Probably see you tomorrow!
So does the easter bunny and the man in the moon!
Q: Why do Blonds have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Of course, Octa!
OUCH stomach cramps!!!
And, of course, the moon is made of cheese!
Stomach cramps?!?!
~rushes around getting medicine and water trying to figure out how to cure stomach cramps~
*hums Wallace and Gromit theme tune*
I'm ok now.
They've reduced to a dull throbbing.
Oh good!!
I don't really get stomach cramps so have no idea how to handle them!!
Where's Kallista?
There you are!!
~reforms Kallista's body using some new marshmallows and glue~
So, anything physical you want for your birthday, Octa?
When did you die?
Sorry, Kallista!
Didn't mean to!
~plays with fire~
Heh heh heh
Oh wait never mind. Um I want books or a Kindle
Oops! Of course, Kallista!
Gets pants and a a t-shirt that says, "I love the Twisted Sisters are epic!!"
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