Monday, December 20, 2010

No Movie News

Sorry for the title of this post, I just wanted to make sure that none of you start believing a story that's been reported in the papers saying that Johnny Depp is going to play Skulduggery. This is, to say the least, not true. The movie rights are back with me for the moment- meaning they aren't attached to any studio. Basically, I'm far too busy with Book 6 to even consider a Skulduggery movie right now. But who knows when I'll have news for you?

(And just to make sure, that was NOT a sly way of hinting at upcoming news, because there IS no news! None!)

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Octa said...

I'd like to welcome to the blog...

Octaboona's brother!



He's called Pyrofilea tyromant.

And he'll be posting shortly I think

Octa said...

Lunar why are you confused?

Lunar Tears said...

With your fanfic...

Did they have custard manufacturers in 1498?

And I'm confused with the Kenspeckle sister dieing thing

knight fantasy said...

guys, i cant take it anymore.
god, i better ask my mom 2 change the type of broadband and fast...
it seems like i cant really enjoy it. right now i feel like cryin and angry cause i am mad with the broadband.

of all the time in the universe, it suddenly slows down the broadband's speed.

AND THE PEOPLE FROM THIS BROADBAND'S COMPONY R DOIN IT ON PURPOSE!!!!
AND I THINK THEY ASK US 2 PAY EXTRA IF WE WANT THE BROADBAN'S SPEED 2 B FASTER!!!!!


I REALLY AND SERIOUSLY FEEL LIKE I WANTED 2 KILL THOSE PEOPLE IN THE COMPANY!!!!

AND WENT WE WANT 2 QUIT THIS BROADBAND'S SERVICE, THEY GIVE US A LOT OF EXCUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!


THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!


AND 2 THINK I'M GOIN 2 SCHOOL SOON!!!!

SORY GUYS, I JUST CANT B PATIENCE WITH THIS, SO, I THINK I'LL GO, BYE!

so i'm gonna watch cd now...really am sory and i really wanna talk with u guys. bye

knight fantasy said...

oh and nice 2 meet u again octa.

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Knight.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

WOO! chackmate

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bye knight

Lunar Tears said...

Bye then, Knight

Octa said...

They did have custard manufacturers in 1498.

But only in england. It was first referenced in 1413.

And what's confusing about Kenspeckle's sisters death?

Lunar Tears said...

Ah, Hello Pyrofilea, we have heard next to nothing about you....

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I'm octa's brother

Lunar Tears said...

I just don't get the first part... He's dead... But then he's alive again... and his sister's dead...

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Pyrofilea...... can I just call you Pyro? I know it sounds like pyromaniac but pyrofilea is all long and stuff....




@Kallista, it's chess not checkers.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I don't know very much about me either...



...




Sorry...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi pyrofilea, welcome to... ehre

Lunar Tears said...

Yes, Kallista, CHESS

Octa said...

I didn't say Octaboona's brother I said Kenspeckle's brother :) And Kenspeckle and Octaboona are brothers. So it was refering to Octaboona.

Darkane Claw said...

Gotta go guys, dinner. I'll talk to you later.

Lunar Tears said...

Say hi to Thrice the Baby of the blog...

So Pyrofilea, tell us about yourself

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

You can call me pyro, it's cool.




Well obviously not literally but you catch my drift

Orius + Rove = Orius Rove = KOOL said...

i made a blog go a it is

http://ablogifeltlikemakng.blogspot.com/2010/12/post.html?showComment=1292866665577#c5080536760168132800

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Orius

Bye Thrice

Octa, now I'm even MORE confused :(

Orius + Rove = Orius Rove = KOOL said...

hi pyro im Orius Rove

Orius + Rove = Orius Rove = KOOL said...

so i am wonderindg does KNIGHT COME ON ANYMORE

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

MARSHMELLOWS FOR BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky! my brains taste awful

Lunar Tears said...

Orius, your blog is so... STRANGE

But I like strange

Octa said...

Umm..

Kenspeckle dies at the beginning. The diamonds represent a change in time or location. The main story takes place in Kenspeckle's past. I thought it would be ironic that he died the same way as his sister. And I killed her so Kenspeckle would be depressed and so he wouldn't care about the destruction of Baia.

I hope that's clearer.

I don't know anything about my brother either :)

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi Orius

Lunar Tears said...

Yes, you just missed her

@Pyro

LOL

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

pyro, hmm...

Orius + Rove = Orius Rove = KOOL said...

dodododon
*pokes knights chair*

Octa said...

Perhaps you should read my OC on biorama. It might clear things up.

Lunar Tears said...

OK, Octa, that did clear some stuff up :)

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

did i leave? i know i went to play chess, but i never said so

Lunar Tears said...

Oh. Hi, Dragona

You should have put CAVED in, instead of CARVED in

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

oh yeah, can i eat your brains too?
or will i settle for your OTHER arm, the one i havent eat yet

Lunar Tears said...

BROTHERS!

AHHHHHHHHHH


Are you Twins?

How old are you Pyro?

You have told us NOTHING

Hmm... I guess nobody tells me ANYTHING

So... Hi

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

notiing is everything, except pickles

Orius + Rove = Orius Rove = KOOL said...

gtg computer is gaing funny

it was just like the time dragona touched it

*stares at dragona*

dragona!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Lunar Tears said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PICKLES!

*hides*

Lunar Tears said...

Bye then Orius................

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i ate the arm you used write with, can i have your leg them?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bye orius

Dragona Pine said...

*looks around holding broken wires*



*looks at Orius glaring*


*hides them behind his back*


WHAT?

Octa said...

My computer is so slow.

Pyro refuses to reveal his true age. We are not twins no.

He claims to be 106. He is younger than me though :)

Lunar Tears said...

LOL Dragona

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

agh

Lunar Tears said...

Where IS Pyro?

*shoves him out of her hiding spot*

Octa said...

Lunar

Are you still confused about my fanfic?

And did you like it?

You never said :(

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry if I don't comment much, this computer is really slow.

Octa said...

Pyro is trying to find a picture for his profile.

And failing :)

Tee hee.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I think that i'm not as old as octa but in mental age he's about 3 so i can't be sure
;)

Lunar Tears said...

OCTABOONA AMBROSIUS- PARAGON OF THE PURPLE HORDE! HOW COULD YOU KILL THE TODDLER?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hmm... cold...
how about we the queens, will i delete it?
will it work?
hmm...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*takes bite out of kalistas nose*
you will never be safe

Octa said...

Because its supposed to be sad!

Your supposed to be in floods of tears.

And killing toddlers does that to people.

Lunar Tears said...

The... Toddler shouldn't die...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

trajic...

Octa said...

I refuse to listen to the comment about my mental age!

I am far more wise and mature than he!

*everybody starts laughing*

It's true I tell you!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

It's part of morbid storytelling that's for sure!

How COULD you OCTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Just a question, Pyro, sorry if this offends you but who are you?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

how could you???

Octa said...

Pyro hasn't actually read my fanfic. He just assumes that all my work is morbid!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I'm octa's brother ...

































































...


















So THERE!!

Dragona Pine said...

Right... now, if everyone's killing eachother. I WANT IN!

*takes out shotgun, shoots Thrice again*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

so i need to know, your honest oppinion, will we the queens work?
for those who dont knnow, its so that you wont have to wait as long to get a part of a story on we the kings

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... cool...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't think it'll work Thrice.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hey I want a gun too!!


Takes out realy cool pop gun With a cork.

Yeah...

I need a better gun...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cool gun pyro

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Thrice, you forgot the L

Lunar Tears said...

But... You describe the... And the...

*drowns in her own Tears*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*spits nose out at kallista*


*it fastens to her face*


*kallista looks even more beautiful than ever*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

lunar, hi

Lunar Tears said...

*shoots Justin Bieber*

Lunar Tears said...

Have you JUST noticed that I'm here, Thrice?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

thanks










Thanx Thrice








*Gun shatters into millions of peices*



Ah...








*gun shatters into millions of peices*

Octa said...

I've been thinking of doing more Octaboona scenes.

From other times in his past. But that's all for the Desolation Engine fanfic.

And I might link them all together somehow.

And I could do a fanfic for Octaboona's present.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

lol, can i have the cork?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cool octa

Dragona Pine said...

*takes out Masterson M557*


Automatic Shotgun :P

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Ok Thrice

Lunar Tears said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MaryEllen said...

I could play Val *hint hint* lol

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

so, other than dragona, i wont get offended, will i delete we the queens?

Octa said...

Kallista don't you dare take me hostage infront of my brother!

The Humiliation! The Shame! The Embarassement!

*gets taken hostage by Kallista*

NOOOO!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

lunar, heree is the real blog baby *points at maryel

MaryEllen said...

*destroys Thrice*

Mhuahahahahaa

MaryEllen said...

YAYYY NEW PAGE

Dragona Pine said...

No offense Thrice but I think you should.

Lunar Tears said...

*SHOOTS OCTABOONA*

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR WRITING ABOUT KILLING TODDLERS! IF YOU SAY ANYTHING IN YOUR DEFENCE...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Ha ha octa


Epic Fail!!!!!
LOL

Lunar Tears said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*takes chunk out of kallistas banana gun*
yummy

Octa said...

*runs for the hills*

You can't catch me!!!

Dragona Pine said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daewoo_USAS-12



And there it is.

MaryEllen said...

THRICE YOU CANT EAT I DESTORYDEDDED YOU!

Lunar Tears said...

AN EVIL TWIN BROTHER!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MaryEllen said...

What the fudge is "DESTORYDEDDED"?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

so, not dragona this time, will we the queens be deleted?
i wont get offended if you say it should

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i dont really care, maryel

Dragona Pine said...

*goes behind Lunar, points Masterton M557 at her*



You are under arrest for trying to arrest someone without the authority :P

Dragona Pine said...

I think it should Thrice.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

STOP ARRESTING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOES MAD AND STARTS BOINKING EVERERERERERYONE ON THE HEAD WITH A CUDDLY TOY

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

dragona, i already heard that, your the only one who understood the i dont mind if you say yes, i prefer that to no answer

Dragona Pine said...

*points Masterton M557 at both Thrice and Lunar*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

yay, shoot shoot shoot shoot

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Finds banana gun and chases after octa

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

kill me please, for the 4573578q13463567234456573568245746787358767245737682573783th time

Dragona Pine said...

*snaps it in half*


*chases Pyro with Sigmus 9 instead*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*eats pyro's banana gun*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Octa falls over and has a heart attack

Lunar Tears said...

Dragona... Your gun doesn't scare me

Lunar Tears said...

*struggles with Mum not to take pill*

*Fails. Again.*

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Sigmus 9*


*gets shot in the mouth*


*dies*


You told me last time, it is not good to hug a gun.

Lunar Tears said...

*comes closer*

Lunar Tears said...

NOOOOO

DRAGONA, PLEASE DON'T JOIN ME IN THE AFTERLIFE!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

unless its a banana gun
*eats kallisttas*

Dragona Pine said...

*posesses Lunar, makes her walk into a wall*

Dragona Pine said...

*realises she is already dead*


*pokes her instead*


Poke.

Lunar Tears said...

Who’d want to be a fish? They taste absolutely horrific.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

now for those who never answered, i wont stop until i get more than three more, we the queens?

Dragona Pine said...

Poke.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

fish are yummy

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

poke

Lunar Tears said...

*pokes Dragona with a giant foam finger*

Poke.

Dragona Pine said...

*pokes Lunar with a bulldozer*


Poke.

Dragona Pine said...

Hehe...

Lunar Tears said...

*pokes Dragona with a live Desolation Engine*

Poke.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

pokes dragona and lunar with his bottom

Octa said...

Sorry for not posting

My computer is slow and I'm busy trying to avoid doing work.

Lunar Tears said...

*dances with Diego*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*drinks kallistas cocktail*

Lunar Tears said...

*avoids bottom*

Dragona Pine said...

HOT POTATO!


*throws Desolation Engine at Thrice*


*picks up Empire State building, knocks Lunar around the head with it*


Poke.

Octa said...

*Kallista moves threateningly in with her cocktail umbrella*

*Octaboona starts waltzing happily with Kallista*

*Everyone applauds*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

mmm...

Dragona Pine said...

*dodges the bottom*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*eats desolation enghine*

Lunar Tears said...

*picks up the random rubbish tip in New York, knocks Dragona around on the head with it*

It's the largest man made thing on Earth.

Poke.

Dragona Pine said...

*Thrice blows up*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

now, seiriously guys, cash in your vote for we the queens. delete or go ahead?

Dragona Pine said...

*picks up Earth, hits Lunar around the head with it*

POKE BLOODY POKE!

MaryEllen said...

Thrice, no offence(even though offence will be taken more than likely) that is the STUPEDIST name EVER.... sorry :( and I really do not like you.

MaryEllen said...

xD

Octa said...

delete we the queens

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Fires random missile at Lunar

Poke

Dragona Pine said...

*is bored of annoying Lunar, sits down and cries thinking of how sadly he died, violeins play as he cries*

Octa said...

*Octaboona watches the poking war from above*

Lunar Tears said...

Dragona, how can you PICK UP, EARTH?

You're ON Earth, so how do you pick it up?

Anyway...

*picks up the sun, throws it at Dragona*

*Dragona melts before sun reaches him*

POKE.

Lunar Tears said...

PYRO!

WHY ME?

GET DRAGONA!

Dragona Pine said...

*Dragona solidifies again, picks up THE UNIVERSE and whacks Lunar around the head with it*


*she is knocked out*



*Dragona continues crying*

Octa said...

*Octaboona hoses Kallista down with a fire extinguisher*

*Octaboona and Kallista dance again but even more exquisitely*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*They win the dancing competition*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Finds something that looks like a bottle but is blue Realizes it is a ghost bottle and captures all the dead

Dragona Pine said...

*dodges the bottle, sucks lollipop*


*cries*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Finds something that brings the dead back to life

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people.

Lunar Tears said...

LOL Kallista!

*picks up The Parallel Universe and swings it at Dragona's head*

*Dragona falls unconscious*

Lunar Tears said...

Hey Darkane

Octa said...

Hi Darkane

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Now we are all alive!








































































































































yay























































!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Something else happens

Lunar Tears said...

I'm dead

No MAGICAL OBJECT can change that

Darkane Claw said...

Why's Dragona crying?

Dragona Pine said...

*realises he has his magic yorkshrie pudding*


*uses that to make himsel back to life*

Lunar Tears said...

*continues to dance with Diego*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Pyro and octa start fighting over a cake that looks a bit like octa's brain

Sorry

Pyro and octa start fighting over octa's brain

Dragona Pine said...

*sits alone*

Lunar Tears said...

*unleashes Diego on Dragona*

*shoots her Best Friend from boredom*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

MUST NOT WALTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*speaks up from the corner she is sat in*

I fear that Dragona cries way to much for a boy even if it is just 'virtual' crying

Lunar Tears said...

*waltzes with Pyro*

>:)

Dragona Pine said...

*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make Diego implode, who ever he was*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Has a heart attack

Waltzes against hiswwill

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Is Pryo new?

Lunar Tears said...

LOL Nicolette

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunar Tears said...

DIEGO IS A VAMPIRE

A DEAD vampire

*Diego cannot die since he is already dead*

Darkane Claw said...

Lol, *sits with popcorn and watches the waltzing competition*

Dragona Pine said...

Virtually crying, virtually dying. You don't think I'd be like this in real life do you?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Yeah im new

Continues to waltz

Deflects liightning at kallista and lunar

Stops waltzing


FINALLY!

Octa said...

*Octaboona watches Pyro dance and laughs*

Pyro is my brother! And yes he is new

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

IHATEYOUOCTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunar Tears said...

*lightening goes through Lunar*

*wanders over to Pyro to drag him over to the dance floor again*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

No I do not Dragona .... but it would be funny if you were :D

Kallista who is Pryo did someone change there name or are they new .... if there new ...

DON'Y SCARE THEM AWAY BY DANCING WITH THEM WE HAVE TO GRADUALLY INDRIDUCE THEM TO ARE JOINED INSANITY!

Octa said...

*Sends Pyro back to dance with Kallista and Nicolette*

*shares Darkane's popcorn*

Lunar Tears said...

*covers Dragona in mistletoe*

*unleashes the screaming girls on Dragona*

Lunar Tears said...

Fisssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Octa said...

Nicolette

Pyro is my brother and new. He is already insane. :D

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

SCREAMS


cuts lunar and kallista in half and runs away both screaming and cackaling manically at the same time

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hello Pryo welcome to Dereksville! I won't indruduce myself as intros are boring but I'm sure someone will warn you of my insanity ...

Before or after I kill you with a candy cane .... yeah I'm feeling a bit festive

Darkane Claw said...

Um..... do yo people enjoy being eaten by pink furry dinosaurs? "Cause...... *Points at an army of pink furry dinosaurs coming towards them*

Octa said...

*Octaboona sends Pyro away to dance with Thrice*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

What?! NO! I don't get involved with the dancing me and kallista had a deal

*is helplessly forced to dance*

ohhhhh

Dragona Pine said...

Why do you ALWAYS do that to me? First it was Kallista now it's Lunar...

*runs*

Lunar Tears said...

*scissors go through her*

*twirls as Pyro somehow makes his way onto the dancefloor*

Mind control sometimes comes in handy...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hmmm

Can they be BLUE furry dinosaurs I prefer the colour blue..

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