Remember that little Book Trailer competition we launched a few months ago, with our friends at Waterstone's? Remember, we were looking for a minute-long ad to play in UK cinemas, promoting the books?
If you remember that, you may also remember the fact that we chose not one, but TWO winners- Liam Fitzpatrick and Danielle Drew- and combined their ideas to make the Best Thing Ever In The World ™.
Remember all that? Oh I AM glad. Because, drum roll please, the trailer is ready.
The reason that this was a “UK only” competition, and the reason the trailer will only be shown in UK cinemas (take a look on the blog tomorrow and there'll be a list), is simply because Waterstone's UK came to us with the proposal. But does that mean you minions living outside of the UK will never be able to see it? Pfffft. How unfair would THAT be? The fact is, we’re putting it online FIRST so that you, my faithful minions, will be able to devour it like the insatiable little zombie-readers that you are.
You’re going to need a bucket as you watch this, because your brain WILL melt. That’s an official health warning.
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Regular speech is nice too. :]
Why? Where's the rope?
Hey y'all!
Hi Lizzy...
I am confused.
What, might I ask, does Yorkshian hath a single thing to do with this speech?
yes and thy am Russian thy cannot possibly speak posh without trying extremely hard.
Greetings, Lizzy!
I trust thee have good health?
LOL why are you lot speaking posh?
yeah, i'm good
Because yorkshire people can't speak posh...
Thy ℒℴvℯ yℴu, you all means something to me x ♥
Now thats posh if u ask me ^^
Because thy have not got a posh accent, therefore, thy cannot speak posh.
I'm a southern hillbilly, i couldn't speak posh if my life depended on it :P
Lol Flo...
I have a yorkshire accent, so I can't speak posh... we think londoners speak posh up here... but now talking to one makes me feel differently...
@Lizzy
Because tis very enjoyable. :]
Do thee wish to join in?
@Kallista
I am merely confused by the fact that Dragona claims he cannot speak posh, for he is Yorkshian.
It's in the accent... we just CAN'T speak posh...
whatever accent i use i dont sound posh...infact when i try to talk posh with a russian accent i sound like a criminal.....i think that ill visit the neighbourhood police station and see what they think ;)
@Skyril
nope, i'm not going to speak posh, i'm goin' to full twang mode
Well, I am a southerner as well, though I know what this doth sound like.
I do believe, Dragona, that you could speak posh if thee tried. :]
As well as Lizzy. :3
I know Flo... your the first londoner I've talked to, I used to think you were all posh and all, but now I've talked to one I think differently...
lol, Flo
Hey people
LOL
Alright. Well, I presume this conversation will be interesting, anyway.
HEY! :)
Hi Darkane...
Kallista, of course I've started it...
Hello, again, Darkane!
im going to do some typing, be back later
I type a few words for each comment I post...
*panics* Everyones speaking posh!!
I can't speak posh I'm a country girl I grew up with sheep cows and horses behind the house , I grew up to feed and catch chickens, I grew up to hunt for big blackberries in the thorny bushes and metal detect in the muddy feels in the good ol' villages of the country ...
but I did not grow up speaking posh , me and my dad talk like right farmers going ' alright mush' but not salutations my follow bretherin ...
I shall return momentarily.
Dragona, have you started part nine of the Alex Rider or are you abandoning that?
will you post it today dragona??
Nope... not abandoning it, I'm doing a medival fanfic too...
NOOOOO!!!!! MY DAD STOLE MY MANGO!!!!!
No, not today Flo, maybe tomorrow but deffinatly the day after, I have part eight of my AR up if you haven't read it yet...
Dragona have you abandoned ur sp fanfic aswell?
No, I'm carrying on with that too Flo, I have different parts of them half finished...
It's ok I got a new one. Mmmmm, mango.
OMG THE MANGO??? How could he??? HE WILL PAY!!!!
Your writing three stories at the same time? Isn't your mind confuzled?
DAMN HIM FOR TAKING THE MANGO :P
oh ok
*calls of army of ninja mangos*
i love mangoes :D
Four stories, if you could TLOASOTB that I haven't written in a long time, but I haven't finished the next part of it yet, and of course I'm not confused...
I hath returned!
A moment, please, thy mango was stolen??
What a horrible wrong-doing!
I shall despair and grieve for thee, oh Darkane!
Would thy like some help from my army of Pineapples, as well?
Don't forget ninja... ninjas...
*clones of Dragona come in wearing a ninja outfit, joins the ninja fruit*
*army of ninja mangos and bananas attack Darkane's dad who has stolen and eaten the mango*
*ninja strawberry join the forces of fruit salad*
You think my clones are a fruit salad?
Hey guys! Im new to this blog but i have read all the books and loved them!!! :)
my friend sent me a text
"How low cn u go?"
Hi Falcon...
LOL Dragona they are not fruit sald, they are CUTE
Cough, quick announcement. DEREK IS COMING TO MY SCHOOL NEXT TUESDAY!!!!! I was in RE and his brother was in our class room because he had just finished a maths class and I was like Derek Landy is awesome. My friend was like, yeah, he's going to stab you with a spoon and Mr. Landy looked at us really weirdly.
My friend sent me another text a few mins ago... I might ignore it... I dread to think that it's about...
I welcome you, Falcon Rider!
We were just speaking of....well, ninja fruit salad attacking Darkane's dad, for he has stolen her mango.
Congratulations Darkane...
Lizzy, I am not cute...
and we're speaking posh!
And that is because we're insane... really insane...
I'm not speaking posh..... am I?
I'M SO VERY JEALOUS, DARKANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed, we are insane!
Is it not marvelous?
We have Derek's picture up in my english room under top 10 childrens writers of the decade... number 3 I think he is...
I'm grade A nuts :P
How am I cute when I say I'm not cute? By saying I am not cute, that insantly demolishes all ideas of me BEING cute, but you still think I am?
phhh, lucky brits *sulks*
Darkane is Irish...
*Whispers* I think we scared the new person off....
yup, thats about right Dragona :)
I do believe Falcon may have left us to our insanity.
Yep I'm Irish? :D
Hello. How are you?
Let me explain one thing.
All for her and more for me
Why is it so hard to see?
I see no sense in doing this
Not enough for me
I fuck up everything but let me explain
Hmm... one question... why do you think I'm cute?
Oops, ment to be a ! not a ?
back in a bit, i'm off to type fanfic
Ok Lizzy...
NO! im still here! im listening well reading until i get up to scratch! thanx for the welcome!
I wish thee well on your journey, Lizzy.
Why do you think I'm cute Kallista?
AHA! I knew you where still here Falcon!
Thou art welcome for thy.....welcome.....
yep im still here darkane!
But WHY? What have I done to be cute?
I really ought stop this eating of sweets now....
bye g2g!
Why, I ask you, Dragona, do you seem to think 'tis a bad thing?
*Raises eyebrows at Kallista's statement* Pfft not true.
Kallista, I'M the most normal person on... ok, maybe... none of us... MARY IS!
LOL
Riiiiiiight
Kallista normal!
Good joke!
Bye Flo
*hugs her*
Bye Flo.
Hey kallista! i like your name to! i should probably warn you i do get a bit mad aswell! you'll get used it after you get to know me!
I don't want to be cute Skyril... but yet people think I am for some weird reason :S
Indeed, I think thy thoughts of Mary being the most normal may be correct.
Farewell, Florence!
Falcon... we're all insane... REALLY insane... thanks to the blog's owner in some weird shape or form :S
Pfft, I'm the most normal person here...... * hides the fuzzy dinosaurs and crazy pills behind her back*
...
Mary is the most normal person on...
Believe me, we shan't worry about your being mad upon occasion! You will fit right in!
:]
Why doth thee not wish to be cute, Dragona?
Thy words confuse me so.
ha ha ha i bet!!! well im sure ill get used to it! ill be here for a while
*Shoots Kallista with 999,999,999 marshmallows*
MWAHAHAHA!!!!
*Runs away waving arms in the air*
Because... I just don't Skyril...
And Falcon... for some reason, the girls on the blog like to tease me... I would just ignore them if I were you...
for once in my entire life I have nothing to say ...
Marvelous!
Company is definitely welcome, Falcon!
I don't tease you
I don't tease you.
I Wont tease you even though im a girl! :)
Ok... all the girls except for Nicolette Darkane and Florence...
Thee are pulling the same thing Kallista was only moments before, Dragona.
Thee will not answer why.
I suppose it does not matter, though. So I will drop the subject, as favor to you.
:]
Mwahaha
Good Falcon... although there is nothing to tease me about... they find SOMETHING...
I don't tease thee, merely wonder why thy is to not be cute.
Baffling.
YOU DO TEASE ME KALLISTA! You're one of the worst!
That's because they're imaginative Dragona.
*why thy WISH
They have good imaginations... I don't have any...
Do you not simply adore the word, marvelous?
And question marks??
he he he ! you guys are mad!!! my friend just txt me and says she watching this blog! LOL!
Marvelous? Not really... it is quite good though...
~crosses eyes as well then moves the eyeballs up and down whilst sticking out tongue~
I like to look out the window of the car at night whilst cross eyed...
all the car lights become little crossing circles of colour and so pretty
Ok... Falcon's friend...
..
...
...
...
...
Hi!
*Shoots Kallista with marshmallows. runs around and jumps into a swimming pool of jelly*
LOL
An audience?
Not often is the time we hath one.
We most put on our most insane show. :]
yeah shes a bit wierd!!! got hit by fire when she was young i think! and im being dead serious!
Well, it seems I did not even need to say such things, for thy insanity is always most abundant.
Insane? Something I can do... as well as being depressed of course...
*dresses up as a clown, rides on a tram, juggling toy trains about to head off a cliff*
*The squirrel eats a marshmallow and zooms around they blog squeaking the french national anthem*
Fascinating!
Hit by fire.
I'd like to meet this person
*jumps off the tram at the last minuite, watches a squirrel to the macerana*
Do sheep go all heavy when it rains ?
* Swims through the jelly with her mouth open and eating marshmallows*
Um... Kallista, you don't need to swim in jelly...
*pours sprinkles on her head*
ha ha ha ! pool of jelly ok!
I presume so, Nicolette.
Kallista, thy art standing upon jello. Thy shall not drown, rather, bounce!
Hehehe, I can imagine sheep slowly sinking into squidgy mud.
*Caves a jelly sculpter of a fussy dinosaure*
Well I g2g now... night all...
*hugs Flo*
Night...
he he he he he eh ehe e!!! eat them!
*Bounces around on the jelly*
Good-night, Dragona.
Night Dragona.
I do admire your photo, Rider.
*Squirts Skyril with hot chocolate*
Dragons do fascinate me.
In fact, they are my favorite beasts.
erm thanx skyril! i like yours to!
~grabs an ice cream cone and rubs is all over my face then~
~points to self~
Sunday face!
I shall be a great queen to thee, bananas.
The first thing i will do is declare war on the mangos!!
ha ha ha ! but i like mangos1
Ah, my new minions.
WHAT! BUT MANGOS ARE AWESOME!!!
~Sends army of bananas to conquer the mangos~
~whilst their departure I whisper to Kallista~
Doth thy know that bananas are some of my least favorite fruits?
Bye kallista! see you next time!
*Marshmallows mar to defend the mangos*
I wish thee luck, Kallista!
march not mar. Evil typos.
~calls upon army of pineapples to help the bananas~
Bye Kallista.
*Marshmallows consume the bananas*
Ahh, I g2g.
Night, all.
Night Sarthacus.
Night!
Good-night, Sarthacus.
~pineapples consume marshmallows~
what is everyone doing apart from blogging?!
*Mangos consume pineapples*
~pineapples fight their way our of mangos' stomachs and consume mangos~
I'm listening to a song that I'm doing a dance to in ballet.
Usually I both blog and be on gaiaonline. This time, though, I am merely blogging.
Why is everyone talking about fruit if so i believe that apples rule all!!! APPLES ATTACK!
*Mangos implode in the pineapples stomachs and kill all the pineapples*
~a lone banana walks walks across the juice covered battledfield~
i got to go!! see you tomorrow! maybe! dont know!
Bye Falcon.
Farewell, Falcon!
c ya!
*walks in , falls on the floor and dies dramatically*
Night to everyone who has left!
I hath returned
I wish ye salutations
Thy father stole thy mango. Tis a greivious offence indeed. Thou art welcome to thee Blog Falcon.
Hey Lizzy, *helps her up*
Hey Octa.
Night Nicolette.
Oh My GOSH, if I could marry trailers I would marry that. I LOVE the floating hat (good touch!!).
Lots Of Love to All Skul Fans
Me xxx
*remains dead*
*uses magic to bring Lizzy back*
me and my BFF :)
I'm leaving ... oh okaii then *walks of sadly*
I am baffled. Tis marvelous to be insane.
Why are you quoting Skyril, Octa?
*still stubbornly dead*
*turns around* .. do I have to leave darkane? I don't really want to
OH! I thought you said night to all who is left. *Blushes at her stupidity* Sorry.
it's okaii Darkane :)
Dear Ladles and Jellyspoons
I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about
Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.
Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.
Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.
because she tis a most awesome person.
lol That is now my favourite poem ...
Lol, Octa, awesome.
Nice poem Octaboona :D tis very silly *remembers that she's dead* oops *dies again*
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