Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Arbitrary Photos and a Point


Here is a photo of a kitten.

What a wonderful way to start off a post, eh? I'm going a little nuts here, all this snow is sending me a little bit around the proverbial bend. I'm doing a little work, although not TOO much on the run up to Christmas. I'm way ahead of schedule, though, and having a blast.

I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done, too. Well, most of it. Laura's present is being shipped over from the UK tomorrow, hopefully- that is, if the weather doesn't close the airports again. That's the only worry I have this year.

Every Christmas Eve, Laura and her sister Katie come over and we all sit at the kitchen table and they babble on in this weird sister-talk thing of half-finished sentences and references to things I know nothing about, and then we exchange presents. My presents to them are always AWESOME. Their presents to me usually consist of a jar of boiled sweets.

Oh look, here's one of my doggies!


Where was I?

Oh yes, Laura and Katie. So that's the tradition, that's what we've been doing for the past few years. I have Katie's present already bought and ready to hand over, so I'm just hoping that Laura's gets here in time. Also being shipped over are the presents for my mother and my sisters, but it's Laura who's the important one. The others will understand if their gifts arrive late. Laura is the only one who will look at me with those eyes...

Speaking of eyes, look at this! I'm fairly certain a reader in Australia (or possibly New Zealand) brought these to one of my events back in... in... well, whenever I was over there.

Check it out! It's Skulduggery and the Grotesquery!



Which reminds me- I'm going to read ten pieces of fan fiction this Christmas, just to spoil myself. So if you have any favourites out there, let me know- and yes, you may suggest your OWN fan fiction, it's not as arrogant as it sounds...

These pieces would, preferably, be on the shorter side. Obviously, I'm not going to be reading huge multi-part stories, because that would mean I'd have to miss Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and that is NOT going to happen AGAIN.

And look! Another picture! This time of a some truly odd people dressed as Skulduggery characters!


And LEGO SKULDUGGERY AND VALKYRIE!



How are you guys going to be spending Christmas, by the way? We're doing some of our visiting on Christmas Eve, then the second half of visiting Christmas Day, and then mmmmmmm dinner...

After which, my cousins will be coming over to my parents' place, and we'll all play a game and eat turkey sandwiches. It's my job to pick a new game every year. We started off with poker, then decided that was clearly too grown-up for us, so this year we'll be playing Pictionary- the game of kings.

And these three little ladies will be joining the Landy clan for their first ever Christmas. The twins are dressed as the most coolest character EVER in the world (and being held on the knees of people I have never seen before), and little Sophie is dressed as some kind of... er... pumpkin... thing...



These pictures were obviously taken at Halloween.

My sisters do NOT dress their children like this normally.


Honest.


If I don't post again by Saturday, then a big Merry Christmas to all my Minions, my Munchkin Army, and my Ninja Leprechauns. For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, you all get a big cheery wave and a slightly awkward expression.

I will write again soon, if only to tell you what astonishingly disappointing present I get from my sisters this year...

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Dragona Pine said...

I DIDN'T try for a level 7. I was aiming for level 5 lol. And no I'm not a top student. I cause havoc where ever I go :P

Lunar Tears said...

There is infant school. You have SATs in Infant school. Infant school is Nursery, Reception, Year 1 and Year 2. You learn how to spell in that school, and how to read and add. Really basic stuff.

Lunar Tears said...

WOO!

I GOT 2010!

Lunar Tears said...

I'm a top student...

And your smarter than me...

Does that say something about my school?

Darkane Claw said...

I mean like, the level 7 and level 5 and stuff.

Dragona Pine said...

I'll show you I'm not a top student.


Maths - 6a
English - 7a
History - 7b
Geography - 6a
RE - 7c
Science - 6a
PE - 6a
Music - 6b
ICT - 6b
Drama - 6c


And I'm not sure what I am in the others...

bencotter said...

*Walks in then collapses*

bencotter said...

damn.

Dragona Pine said...

It might say something about your school... but I'm not smart... I'm the Brawl, not brains :P

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Ben.

bencotter said...

*rolls over then coughs up blood*

Star Lord said...

*Takes coal out of stocking*

*Starts skinning self*

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Ben.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Sarthacus.

Star Lord said...

I'nm not skinnng THAT part of me. that would be TOO much. Lol.

bencotter said...

that felt good! Go to youtube and put in "Lose yourself eminem" Withput the speech marks. I just rapped it!

Dragona Pine said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVf-nfWaeVg&NR=1



A funny Christmas lego vid...

Lunar Tears said...

Level 4 at 13 is kinda bad, but not THAT bad... Or maybe it is... Yes, it is.

Level 5 is good.

Level 6 is better.

Level 7 is the best.

They're the levels. The levels are split into sub-levels. a, b and c.

a is better than b and b is better than c.

In Maths you can get a Level 8, and that's called an exceptional level or something.

bencotter said...

HI guys.

Dragona Pine said...

In our school you can get a level 8 in some subjects.

Darkane Claw said...

Ok...... I think I get it.

Dragona Pine said...

I suppose a 7a wasn't bad when I was aiming for a 5b :S

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Ben

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

bencotter said...

just to warn. The song I just said I rapped has a bit of swearing in . . .

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Ben.

Lunar Tears said...

My levels have gone dramatically down since year 9. In year 8 I was doing good. In year 9... Not so much. :(

I'm relying on lots of extra curricula activities to get me to college

bencotter said...

hi . . . lunar tears, the girl which wants her name to be really ironic in a non - ironic way.

Dragona Pine said...

I hope Flo comes on tonight.
































































I'm watching Christmas Lights.

bencotter said...

have you heard it yet?

Lunar Tears said...

Yes

*puts Cupid's arrow in Dragona's back as Flo walks by*

Dragona Pine said...

I've heard the song before Ben.

Dragona Pine said...

*pulls the arrow out*


Ouch... arrows HURT.

bencotter said...

lose yourself in the music the moment you own it you better never let it go (go) you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow!

Lunar Tears said...

*the arrow has no affect on Dragona*

bencotter said...

this oppertunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
vomit on his shirt already, moms spagetti,

Dragona Pine said...

Our Xmas tree looks nice.

Dragona Pine said...

Wait, what arrow? Was it poison?

bencotter said...

dragona . . . LISTEN TO IT AGAIN THEN!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

No thanks... don't like the song :P

bencotter said...

my tree looks crap

Lunar Tears said...

LOL Ben

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

bencotter said...

times up now oop there goes gravity oop there goes rabit

Lunar Tears said...

My tree LEANS too the side

Dragona Pine said...

Am I going to die? You didn't poison me didn't you?

*falls to knees dramatically*









*collapses on floor*















*gets up again as nothing is wrong*




Why won't the arrow have any affect?

Lunar Tears said...

Where's the rabit gone?

bencotter said...

i'm goign to a x - mas party tonight at five.

Lunar Tears said...

It was CUPID'S arrow... It didn't affect your emotions towards Flo...

Boys.

Dragona Pine said...

Wait... who need the oversized fairy with a bow and arrow ANYWAY?

bencotter said...

tear this mother******* roof off. caight inbetween being a farther and a pre - madonna love you mother but this moterhome has to go!

Lunar Tears said...

Fairy?

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry guys, my hands were covered in pencil.

Dragona Pine said...

*picks up Cupid, throws him against the wall for shooting him*




*starts punching it*









*throws it into the wall*

Lunar Tears said...

Cupid is Santa's reindeer

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Darkane.

Lunar Tears said...

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO VIOLENT?

IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Dragona Pine said...

Look... Lunar SHOT me.


*points where the arrow was*



See.

bencotter said...

look . . . if you had . . . one shot . . . or one opurtunity . . . would you capture it . . . or just let it slip?
The crowd goes so load, he opens his mouth but the words don't come out he's chiking now everbodys joking nowo

Dragona Pine said...

I know it's Xmas... but the little fairy let you use it's bow and arrow. And Cupid has nothing to DO with Xmas.

Dragona Pine said...

He deserved it...

Darkane Claw said...

*Sighs*

Lunar Tears said...

I didn't shoot you.

CUPID shot you.

And it didn't work, anyway

Dragona Pine said...

She needs coal in her stocking. Getting shot HURTS. And an ARROW doesn't help. Even with the thingy majigy poison on it.

Lunar Tears said...

YOU said it had poison on it

bencotter said...

he nose dode node nada

Dragona Pine said...

Well what DID it have on it?

bencotter said...

dragona . . . when flo comes do you want me to have a mistle toe ready for you two?

Dragona Pine said...

*picks up the arrow on the floor, stumbles and accidentally jams it into Sarthacus as Nicolette walks past*


Oops... sorry...

Lunar Tears said...

It's CUPID'S arrow.

It doesn't have ANYTHING on it.

It doesn't hurt.

It just makes you fall in love with the next person you see.

And if you read the comment PROPERLY you'll see that was Flo.

See?

Dragona Pine said...

*turns around and shoots ben*

Lunar Tears said...

LOL Dragona

Darkane Claw said...

Guys, stop teasing him, he's just gonna punch you, plus it's getting old.

Dragona Pine said...

*grumbles*



He still shot me.

Lunar Tears said...

*stands in front of Ben's bullet*

bencotter said...

he comes in cold water he sung in new papa he runs from hot water his blood is cotted up it's not that cracked up!

Lunar Tears said...

With a LURVE arrow

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh... it's getting old...


*nods in agreement with Darkane*

Dragona Pine said...

*laughs*


*bullets go through Lunar and hit ben anyway*

Lunar Tears said...

Just wait and see what sort of things I come up with on Valentine's Day...

The only way I can be stopped is if he finds himself a non-tangerine girlfriend

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Dragona Pine said...

Now HE deserved it :P

Lunar Tears said...

*Lunar uses elemental powers to slow and stop bullet*

bencotter said...

dragona you better stop shooting if you need a big looting poilce'll be here holding you're ear!

Dragona Pine said...

Urr... Lunar, I don't think that's going to happen.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

bencotter said...

you better run for you're gun is rebounding!

Lunar Tears said...

Do you have no faith in humanity?

Dragona Pine said...

Why tease ME, tease Kallista and Octa.

Darkane Claw said...

Evil Dragon.

Dragona Pine said...

What do you mean Lunar?

Lunar Tears said...

OK

*Cupid shoots Octa as Kallista walks past*

bencotter said...

flo will be here with a gun in her ear!

Dragona Pine said...

And if she HAS. The person better watch out :P

bencotter said...

I'm good at rapping and doing loads o lapping

Lunar Tears said...

To be honest Dragona, half the time I don't know what I mean, I just say stuff, and hope SOMEONE understands what I've said.

bencotter said...

dragona pine will get a shock up her spine!

bencotter said...

with my new eletric gun you better get down cos' here it comes!

Dragona Pine said...

I never understand what YOU mean Lunar :P

Darkane Claw said...

I have to go and give presents to my neighbors. Bye guys.

bencotter said...

diesel engine starting and stalling with its new turbo calling!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Darkane.

Lunar Tears said...

Bye Darkane.

Dragona Pine said...

JINX LUNAR!

Dragona Pine said...

Haha... I'm so evil!

bencotter said...

you better like my rapping because you'll get alot of nagging!

bencotter said...

by darkane with a shock from new yorks lane

Lunar Tears said...

*James Bond theme comes on randomly*

Dragona Pine said...

I don't like your rapping and you better get used to slapping.

bencotter said...

run run come come comin' round with guns guns guns

Lunar Tears said...

*Let it snow music plays randomly*

Dragona Pine said...

*comes with pistol, doing spy things to James Bond theme*








*spins over corner, shoots Ben*

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

bencotter said...

the slapping in slowing for the person behind is starting to throw it!

Dragona Pine said...

I'll throw you. You beef stew, you better like slapping because I don't like your rapping.

bencotter said...

you better not blow it for the cold it is bore it just run to your family and come to the calamity!

Lunar Tears said...

I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight
To break the spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside

C'mon baby

I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh darling, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm - Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips are delicious
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before

I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - I thrill when you touch my hand
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside

Baby it's cold outside

*that song plays*

Dragona Pine said...

Calamity? What the hells? All I know is that your rapping smells.

Lunar Tears said...

This is a story all about how Dragona got run over by a plough
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, but Ben just got mauled by a Grizzly Bear

Dragona Pine said...

Don't have me getting run over, you know what happened last time. Unless you want to see the back of Mr. Pine.

Dragona Pine said...

I g2g for my tea now... be back a little later... bye!

Lunar Tears said...

Dragona's fine, but got nothing to do, so he just walked out to but a shoe. They don't fit, so he'll buy another, then he throws them at Darkane's brother.

Happy?

Lunar Tears said...

Bye Dragona

Lunar Tears said...

I hate when the loudest person in class tells everyone to be quiet

Dragona Pine said...

Back for a min.

Dragona Pine said...

Lunar, you still on?

Dragona Pine said...

I think I beat Ben in the rap war :P

Lunar Tears said...

I think I failed very dramatically

Dragona Pine said...

You weren't too bad :P

Lunar Tears said...

I'm not much of a rapper

Unless it's wrapping paper....

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Lol... I CAN rap. I just choose not to :P

Lunar Tears said...

How Did Bart Reach The Top Of The Black Board At The Start Of The Simpsons?

Dragona Pine said...

Christmas time,
Mistletoe and Wine...


The only lines of the song I know :P

Lunar Tears said...

"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."

Dragona Pine said...

I dunno... a stepladder?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Lunar.

Lunar Tears said...

Children singing....

With logs on the fire...

On the tree

Time to give joy, in the good that we see

Dragona Pine said...

I brb for maybe 15 mins... washing up and then going on the computer... bye for now.

Lunar Tears said...

I don't have nor want a facebook account

So I mess up my Mum's with childish likes

HeHe...

Lunar Tears said...

Bye then!

Dragona Pine said...

Children singing Christian ryhmes.




Right, now I brb... bye!

Lunar Tears said...

One of the childish likes:

I press all the "Try Me" buttons on the toys and then just walk away.

Lunar Tears said...

paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper

Lunar Tears said...

walking with your friend & randomly pushing them into someone/something .

I'm TERRIBLE with this.

But my friends are worse.

Lunar Tears said...

When you're so good at sarcasm no one can tell if you are serious or not

Lunar Tears said...

Everything is funnier when you're not aloud to laugh.

Lunar Tears said...

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i'm hilarious

Lunar Tears said...

Sleeping More Than The "Recomended" 8 Hours

Lunar Tears said...

' what goes around, comes around ' .. i cant wait for it to come to you :)

Lunar Tears said...

I don't sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason

Lunar Tears said...

yes i'm ignoring you, now get the hint and go away please?

Another like...

Lunar Tears said...

We've had a very wintery winter, so we should have a very summery summer

Lunar Tears said...

I'm a girl. Sometimes I'm lovely, sometimes I'm a psycho. Get over it!

Lunar Tears said...

Don't criticize the music on my iPod. It's MY iPod.

Soon, I WILL have an iPod...

HeeHee

Lunar Tears said...

Yes, I CAN understand the words in "shouty" music.

Lunar Tears said...

I'm British. I moan when it's too cold and I moan when it's too hot

Lunar Tears said...

Teachers stuck abroad, yet another reason we love Volcanoes

Lunar Tears said...

If my Mum cooked you a meal, would you dare eat it?

COUSIN: 1/2

ME: WRONG ANSWER! No.

Lunar Tears said...

REMEMBER: PENGUINS are EVIL

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.

Dragona Pine said...

Lunar, you still on?

Dragona Pine said...

Anyone?

Dragona Pine said...

I just had an arugment with my parents about coming on here. And then you leave me to be a loner... typical...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

There's a Christmas Post on my blog Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Um, thanks.


*wipes where the kisses were*

Dragona Pine said...

But it won't be a merry xmas unless I manage to come on here. Which I most likely, won't.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista.

Anonymous said...

HOLY CRAP THAT SKULDUGGERY COSPLAY GROUP IS AWESOME~~~ @A@

...which reminds me, I need to get a top hat for dressing up as Spring Heeled Jack. :B

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people.

Darkane Claw said...

New post on my blog.

Darkane Claw said...

Anyone here seen Inception?

Darkane Claw said...

After you get 1st?

Darkane Claw said...

You still there Dragona?

Darkane Claw said...

MINE

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, you never can tell with Flo. One day she's fine, the next you hear she has had a memory attack. She once said she'd been in a coma because of it but I'm just negative thinking. She'll be grounded or not allowed to come on at Xmas or something silly.


Hi Darkane, I haven't seen inception.

Darkane Claw said...

MINE

Darkane Claw said...

Lol, you keep on doing that Dragona. You don't mean to get first but you do.

Darkane Claw said...

New drawing on my blog.

Dragona Pine said...

I didn't mean to get it.

Darkane Claw said...

Hello?

Dragona Pine said...

I hope she'll come on soon as well Kallista.



Darkane, left a comment on the Dragon.

Darkane Claw said...

Thanks Dragona.

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

And I've replied to your comment on your blog Darkane.

Darkane Claw said...

He said he was going to be on at around 7 pm tomorrow, english time.

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Kallista... you need some medication soon for Kallistalovesoctaboonaambrosiusitus.

Dragona Pine said...

Darkane, thanks for stopping Lunar teasing me.

Darkane Claw said...

Your welcome. I just don't like being teased so I felt kind of mean if I sided with them. :D

Dragona Pine said...

What's an Oxymoron?

Darkane Claw said...

something that contradicts itself.

Dragona Pine said...

I don't like being teased either. Sure at first I don't mind but after a while it gets annoying. It's kinda made me regret all the stupid things I've said :(

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... ok.

Darkane Claw said...

Yeah, once these girls stole my hate and was waving it above her head and teasing me for being short, so I punched her in the stomach. She doubled over and I took my hat and walked off. My friends just stared at me.

Dragona Pine said...

Wait, I said it was better when YOU'VE done it, rather than the scales, so how is that an Oxymoron?

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry this girl not these girls.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Darkane. If they could get it out of reach of me, they wouldn't be able to reach it either. And I would probably throw them.

Darkane Claw said...

You said, I think it's better like this than with the scales... much more detail.
But the scales would have made it have more detail so it's an oxymoron.

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