What a wonderful way to start off a post, eh? I'm going a little nuts here, all this snow is sending me a little bit around the proverbial bend. I'm doing a little work, although not TOO much on the run up to Christmas. I'm way ahead of schedule, though, and having a blast.
I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done, too. Well, most of it. Laura's present is being shipped over from the UK tomorrow, hopefully- that is, if the weather doesn't close the airports again. That's the only worry I have this year.
Every Christmas Eve, Laura and her sister Katie come over and we all sit at the kitchen table and they babble on in this weird sister-talk thing of half-finished sentences and references to things I know nothing about, and then we exchange presents. My presents to them are always AWESOME. Their presents to me usually consist of a jar of boiled sweets.
Oh look, here's one of my doggies!
Where was I?
Oh yes, Laura and Katie. So that's the tradition, that's what we've been doing for the past few years. I have Katie's present already bought and ready to hand over, so I'm just hoping that Laura's gets here in time. Also being shipped over are the presents for my mother and my sisters, but it's Laura who's the important one. The others will understand if their gifts arrive late. Laura is the only one who will look at me with those eyes...
Speaking of eyes, look at this! I'm fairly certain a reader in Australia (or possibly New Zealand) brought these to one of my events back in... in... well, whenever I was over there.
Check it out! It's Skulduggery and the Grotesquery!
Which reminds me- I'm going to read ten pieces of fan fiction this Christmas, just to spoil myself. So if you have any favourites out there, let me know- and yes, you may suggest your OWN fan fiction, it's not as arrogant as it sounds...
These pieces would, preferably, be on the shorter side. Obviously, I'm not going to be reading huge multi-part stories, because that would mean I'd have to miss Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and that is NOT going to happen AGAIN.
And look! Another picture! This time of a some truly odd people dressed as Skulduggery characters!
And LEGO SKULDUGGERY AND VALKYRIE!
How are you guys going to be spending Christmas, by the way? We're doing some of our visiting on Christmas Eve, then the second half of visiting Christmas Day, and then mmmmmmm dinner...
After which, my cousins will be coming over to my parents' place, and we'll all play a game and eat turkey sandwiches. It's my job to pick a new game every year. We started off with poker, then decided that was clearly too grown-up for us, so this year we'll be playing Pictionary- the game of kings.
And these three little ladies will be joining the Landy clan for their first ever Christmas. The twins are dressed as the most coolest character EVER in the world (and being held on the knees of people I have never seen before), and little Sophie is dressed as some kind of... er... pumpkin... thing...
These pictures were obviously taken at Halloween.
My sisters do NOT dress their children like this normally.
Honest.
If I don't post again by Saturday, then a big Merry Christmas to all my Minions, my Munchkin Army, and my Ninja Leprechauns. For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, you all get a big cheery wave and a slightly awkward expression.
I will write again soon, if only to tell you what astonishingly disappointing present I get from my sisters this year...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4044 Newer› Newest»I DIDN'T try for a level 7. I was aiming for level 5 lol. And no I'm not a top student. I cause havoc where ever I go :P
There is infant school. You have SATs in Infant school. Infant school is Nursery, Reception, Year 1 and Year 2. You learn how to spell in that school, and how to read and add. Really basic stuff.
WOO!
I GOT 2010!
I'm a top student...
And your smarter than me...
Does that say something about my school?
I mean like, the level 7 and level 5 and stuff.
I'll show you I'm not a top student.
Maths - 6a
English - 7a
History - 7b
Geography - 6a
RE - 7c
Science - 6a
PE - 6a
Music - 6b
ICT - 6b
Drama - 6c
And I'm not sure what I am in the others...
*Walks in then collapses*
damn.
It might say something about your school... but I'm not smart... I'm the Brawl, not brains :P
Hi Ben.
*rolls over then coughs up blood*
*Takes coal out of stocking*
*Starts skinning self*
Hey Ben.
Lol Sarthacus.
I'nm not skinnng THAT part of me. that would be TOO much. Lol.
that felt good! Go to youtube and put in "Lose yourself eminem" Withput the speech marks. I just rapped it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVf-nfWaeVg&NR=1
A funny Christmas lego vid...
Level 4 at 13 is kinda bad, but not THAT bad... Or maybe it is... Yes, it is.
Level 5 is good.
Level 6 is better.
Level 7 is the best.
They're the levels. The levels are split into sub-levels. a, b and c.
a is better than b and b is better than c.
In Maths you can get a Level 8, and that's called an exceptional level or something.
HI guys.
In our school you can get a level 8 in some subjects.
Ok...... I think I get it.
I suppose a 7a wasn't bad when I was aiming for a 5b :S
Hi Ben
Hmm...
just to warn. The song I just said I rapped has a bit of swearing in . . .
Lol Ben.
My levels have gone dramatically down since year 9. In year 8 I was doing good. In year 9... Not so much. :(
I'm relying on lots of extra curricula activities to get me to college
hi . . . lunar tears, the girl which wants her name to be really ironic in a non - ironic way.
I hope Flo comes on tonight.
I'm watching Christmas Lights.
have you heard it yet?
Yes
*puts Cupid's arrow in Dragona's back as Flo walks by*
I've heard the song before Ben.
*pulls the arrow out*
Ouch... arrows HURT.
lose yourself in the music the moment you own it you better never let it go (go) you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow!
*the arrow has no affect on Dragona*
this oppertunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
vomit on his shirt already, moms spagetti,
Our Xmas tree looks nice.
Wait, what arrow? Was it poison?
dragona . . . LISTEN TO IT AGAIN THEN!!!!
No thanks... don't like the song :P
my tree looks crap
LOL Ben
Hmm...
times up now oop there goes gravity oop there goes rabit
My tree LEANS too the side
Am I going to die? You didn't poison me didn't you?
*falls to knees dramatically*
*collapses on floor*
*gets up again as nothing is wrong*
Why won't the arrow have any affect?
Where's the rabit gone?
i'm goign to a x - mas party tonight at five.
It was CUPID'S arrow... It didn't affect your emotions towards Flo...
Boys.
Wait... who need the oversized fairy with a bow and arrow ANYWAY?
tear this mother******* roof off. caight inbetween being a farther and a pre - madonna love you mother but this moterhome has to go!
Fairy?
Sorry guys, my hands were covered in pencil.
*picks up Cupid, throws him against the wall for shooting him*
*starts punching it*
*throws it into the wall*
Cupid is Santa's reindeer
Hi Darkane.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO VIOLENT?
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
Look... Lunar SHOT me.
*points where the arrow was*
See.
look . . . if you had . . . one shot . . . or one opurtunity . . . would you capture it . . . or just let it slip?
The crowd goes so load, he opens his mouth but the words don't come out he's chiking now everbodys joking nowo
I know it's Xmas... but the little fairy let you use it's bow and arrow. And Cupid has nothing to DO with Xmas.
He deserved it...
*Sighs*
I didn't shoot you.
CUPID shot you.
And it didn't work, anyway
She needs coal in her stocking. Getting shot HURTS. And an ARROW doesn't help. Even with the thingy majigy poison on it.
YOU said it had poison on it
he nose dode node nada
Well what DID it have on it?
dragona . . . when flo comes do you want me to have a mistle toe ready for you two?
*picks up the arrow on the floor, stumbles and accidentally jams it into Sarthacus as Nicolette walks past*
Oops... sorry...
It's CUPID'S arrow.
It doesn't have ANYTHING on it.
It doesn't hurt.
It just makes you fall in love with the next person you see.
And if you read the comment PROPERLY you'll see that was Flo.
See?
*turns around and shoots ben*
LOL Dragona
Guys, stop teasing him, he's just gonna punch you, plus it's getting old.
*grumbles*
He still shot me.
*stands in front of Ben's bullet*
he comes in cold water he sung in new papa he runs from hot water his blood is cotted up it's not that cracked up!
With a LURVE arrow
Yeh... it's getting old...
*nods in agreement with Darkane*
*laughs*
*bullets go through Lunar and hit ben anyway*
Just wait and see what sort of things I come up with on Valentine's Day...
The only way I can be stopped is if he finds himself a non-tangerine girlfriend
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Now HE deserved it :P
*Lunar uses elemental powers to slow and stop bullet*
dragona you better stop shooting if you need a big looting poilce'll be here holding you're ear!
Urr... Lunar, I don't think that's going to happen.
Hmm...
you better run for you're gun is rebounding!
Do you have no faith in humanity?
Why tease ME, tease Kallista and Octa.
Evil Dragon.
What do you mean Lunar?
OK
*Cupid shoots Octa as Kallista walks past*
flo will be here with a gun in her ear!
And if she HAS. The person better watch out :P
I'm good at rapping and doing loads o lapping
To be honest Dragona, half the time I don't know what I mean, I just say stuff, and hope SOMEONE understands what I've said.
dragona pine will get a shock up her spine!
with my new eletric gun you better get down cos' here it comes!
I never understand what YOU mean Lunar :P
I have to go and give presents to my neighbors. Bye guys.
diesel engine starting and stalling with its new turbo calling!
Bye Darkane.
Bye Darkane.
JINX LUNAR!
Haha... I'm so evil!
you better like my rapping because you'll get alot of nagging!
by darkane with a shock from new yorks lane
*James Bond theme comes on randomly*
I don't like your rapping and you better get used to slapping.
run run come come comin' round with guns guns guns
*Let it snow music plays randomly*
*comes with pistol, doing spy things to James Bond theme*
*spins over corner, shoots Ben*
Hmm...
the slapping in slowing for the person behind is starting to throw it!
I'll throw you. You beef stew, you better like slapping because I don't like your rapping.
you better not blow it for the cold it is bore it just run to your family and come to the calamity!
I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour
The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight
To break the spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
C'mon baby
I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh darling, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm - Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips are delicious
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before
I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - I thrill when you touch my hand
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Baby it's cold outside
*that song plays*
Calamity? What the hells? All I know is that your rapping smells.
This is a story all about how Dragona got run over by a plough
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, but Ben just got mauled by a Grizzly Bear
Don't have me getting run over, you know what happened last time. Unless you want to see the back of Mr. Pine.
I g2g for my tea now... be back a little later... bye!
Dragona's fine, but got nothing to do, so he just walked out to but a shoe. They don't fit, so he'll buy another, then he throws them at Darkane's brother.
Happy?
Bye Dragona
I hate when the loudest person in class tells everyone to be quiet
Back for a min.
Lunar, you still on?
I think I beat Ben in the rap war :P
I think I failed very dramatically
You weren't too bad :P
I'm not much of a rapper
Unless it's wrapping paper....
Hmm...
Lol... I CAN rap. I just choose not to :P
How Did Bart Reach The Top Of The Black Board At The Start Of The Simpsons?
Christmas time,
Mistletoe and Wine...
The only lines of the song I know :P
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."
I dunno... a stepladder?
Lol Lunar.
Children singing....
With logs on the fire...
On the tree
Time to give joy, in the good that we see
I brb for maybe 15 mins... washing up and then going on the computer... bye for now.
I don't have nor want a facebook account
So I mess up my Mum's with childish likes
HeHe...
Bye then!
Children singing Christian ryhmes.
Right, now I brb... bye!
One of the childish likes:
I press all the "Try Me" buttons on the toys and then just walk away.
paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper
walking with your friend & randomly pushing them into someone/something .
I'm TERRIBLE with this.
But my friends are worse.
When you're so good at sarcasm no one can tell if you are serious or not
Everything is funnier when you're not aloud to laugh.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i'm hilarious
Sleeping More Than The "Recomended" 8 Hours
' what goes around, comes around ' .. i cant wait for it to come to you :)
I don't sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason
yes i'm ignoring you, now get the hint and go away please?
Another like...
We've had a very wintery winter, so we should have a very summery summer
I'm a girl. Sometimes I'm lovely, sometimes I'm a psycho. Get over it!
Don't criticize the music on my iPod. It's MY iPod.
Soon, I WILL have an iPod...
HeeHee
Yes, I CAN understand the words in "shouty" music.
I'm British. I moan when it's too cold and I moan when it's too hot
Teachers stuck abroad, yet another reason we love Volcanoes
If my Mum cooked you a meal, would you dare eat it?
COUSIN: 1/2
ME: WRONG ANSWER! No.
REMEMBER: PENGUINS are EVIL
Hi.
Lunar, you still on?
Anyone?
I just had an arugment with my parents about coming on here. And then you leave me to be a loner... typical...
Hi Kallista.
There's a Christmas Post on my blog Kallista.
Hmm...
Um, thanks.
*wipes where the kisses were*
But it won't be a merry xmas unless I manage to come on here. Which I most likely, won't.
Lol Kallista.
HOLY CRAP THAT SKULDUGGERY COSPLAY GROUP IS AWESOME~~~ @A@
...which reminds me, I need to get a top hat for dressing up as Spring Heeled Jack. :B
Hmm...
Hey people.
New post on my blog.
Anyone here seen Inception?
After you get 1st?
You still there Dragona?
MINE
Kallista, you never can tell with Flo. One day she's fine, the next you hear she has had a memory attack. She once said she'd been in a coma because of it but I'm just negative thinking. She'll be grounded or not allowed to come on at Xmas or something silly.
Hi Darkane, I haven't seen inception.
MINE
Lol, you keep on doing that Dragona. You don't mean to get first but you do.
New drawing on my blog.
I didn't mean to get it.
Hello?
I hope she'll come on soon as well Kallista.
Darkane, left a comment on the Dragon.
Thanks Dragona.
Bye Kallista.
And I've replied to your comment on your blog Darkane.
He said he was going to be on at around 7 pm tomorrow, english time.
Bye Kallista... you need some medication soon for Kallistalovesoctaboonaambrosiusitus.
Darkane, thanks for stopping Lunar teasing me.
Your welcome. I just don't like being teased so I felt kind of mean if I sided with them. :D
What's an Oxymoron?
something that contradicts itself.
I don't like being teased either. Sure at first I don't mind but after a while it gets annoying. It's kinda made me regret all the stupid things I've said :(
Ah... ok.
Yeah, once these girls stole my hate and was waving it above her head and teasing me for being short, so I punched her in the stomach. She doubled over and I took my hat and walked off. My friends just stared at me.
Wait, I said it was better when YOU'VE done it, rather than the scales, so how is that an Oxymoron?
Sorry this girl not these girls.
Lol Darkane. If they could get it out of reach of me, they wouldn't be able to reach it either. And I would probably throw them.
You said, I think it's better like this than with the scales... much more detail.
But the scales would have made it have more detail so it's an oxymoron.
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