Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Arbitrary Photos and a Point


Here is a photo of a kitten.

What a wonderful way to start off a post, eh? I'm going a little nuts here, all this snow is sending me a little bit around the proverbial bend. I'm doing a little work, although not TOO much on the run up to Christmas. I'm way ahead of schedule, though, and having a blast.

I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done, too. Well, most of it. Laura's present is being shipped over from the UK tomorrow, hopefully- that is, if the weather doesn't close the airports again. That's the only worry I have this year.

Every Christmas Eve, Laura and her sister Katie come over and we all sit at the kitchen table and they babble on in this weird sister-talk thing of half-finished sentences and references to things I know nothing about, and then we exchange presents. My presents to them are always AWESOME. Their presents to me usually consist of a jar of boiled sweets.

Oh look, here's one of my doggies!


Where was I?

Oh yes, Laura and Katie. So that's the tradition, that's what we've been doing for the past few years. I have Katie's present already bought and ready to hand over, so I'm just hoping that Laura's gets here in time. Also being shipped over are the presents for my mother and my sisters, but it's Laura who's the important one. The others will understand if their gifts arrive late. Laura is the only one who will look at me with those eyes...

Speaking of eyes, look at this! I'm fairly certain a reader in Australia (or possibly New Zealand) brought these to one of my events back in... in... well, whenever I was over there.

Check it out! It's Skulduggery and the Grotesquery!



Which reminds me- I'm going to read ten pieces of fan fiction this Christmas, just to spoil myself. So if you have any favourites out there, let me know- and yes, you may suggest your OWN fan fiction, it's not as arrogant as it sounds...

These pieces would, preferably, be on the shorter side. Obviously, I'm not going to be reading huge multi-part stories, because that would mean I'd have to miss Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and that is NOT going to happen AGAIN.

And look! Another picture! This time of a some truly odd people dressed as Skulduggery characters!


And LEGO SKULDUGGERY AND VALKYRIE!



How are you guys going to be spending Christmas, by the way? We're doing some of our visiting on Christmas Eve, then the second half of visiting Christmas Day, and then mmmmmmm dinner...

After which, my cousins will be coming over to my parents' place, and we'll all play a game and eat turkey sandwiches. It's my job to pick a new game every year. We started off with poker, then decided that was clearly too grown-up for us, so this year we'll be playing Pictionary- the game of kings.

And these three little ladies will be joining the Landy clan for their first ever Christmas. The twins are dressed as the most coolest character EVER in the world (and being held on the knees of people I have never seen before), and little Sophie is dressed as some kind of... er... pumpkin... thing...



These pictures were obviously taken at Halloween.

My sisters do NOT dress their children like this normally.


Honest.


If I don't post again by Saturday, then a big Merry Christmas to all my Minions, my Munchkin Army, and my Ninja Leprechauns. For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, you all get a big cheery wave and a slightly awkward expression.

I will write again soon, if only to tell you what astonishingly disappointing present I get from my sisters this year...

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Octa said...

I haven't posted this since the first page so here it is:


10 Fanfic's to read:

1. Mine (Octaboona's)

www.octaboonafanfic.blogspot.com

http://octaboonaambrosius.blogspot.com/2010/12/golden-god.html

2. HELLBOY'S

http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-part-1-and-man-am-i-tired.html

3. ALEX'S

http://alexzz-stories.blogspot.com/2010/09/prologue-d.html

4. DARKANE CLAW'S

http://darkaneclaw.blogspot.com/2010/12/end.html

5. LIZZY'S

http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/10/dead-men-tales-part-1.html

6. KALLISTA'S

http://kallistapendragon.blogspot.com/2010/12/twisted-christmas-tale-of-bad-kallista.html

7. MARY HIASHI'S
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/2010/10/one-heck-of-conundrum-part-1.html

8. SKYRIL'S

http://loonyskyril.blogspot.com/2010/11/time-1500-iris-you-have-mission-you.html

9. LENKA'S

http://lenkasweet.blogspot.com/2010/09/apple-bite-part-one.html

10. LEO'S
http://squigglesfanfiction.blogspot.com/2010/09/skul-fan-fiction.html

Darkane Claw said...

Jesus wasn't actually born on Christmas he was born in March or something. People just put Christmas on the 25th so they could take over the pagan festival for the Winter Solstice...... sorry if I've offended anyone.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette.




Octa, WHERE'S MINE? xD :P

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Nicolette.

Darkane Claw said...

Thanks for recommending mine Octa. :D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Dragona you don't want to be voted for :D

Dragona Pine said...

And there wasn't three wise men. It says just "Wise men" who brought 3 gifts. It doesn't mention how many there were. Sorry, RE lesson coming back to me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


If RE is coming back... oh no... SEX ED IS COMING BACK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



*runs around in circles*

Octa said...

Well you are one of the few people who I want to add and can't because it would go over 10.

Plus I think you might have changed your mind but originally you didn't want Derek to read your work (same reson why Nicolette's isn't on the list) and so I gave those who did priority.

Darkane Claw said...

*Hits Dragona on the head and all of the evil thoughts leave his mind*

Cluainn Fhada said...

*Sticks out foot*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Thank you Octa for listening to me :)

Dragona Pine said...

Some voting WOULD be nice. It makes my fanfic feel wanted...


*cuddles the furry title of Dragona Pine's Blog*

Octa said...

*screams in realisation*

It's the fourth day since I've spoken to Kallista!

:D

Octa said...

Well Kallista has voted for you

Darkane Claw said...

What country are you in Octa?

Octa said...

England

Dragona Pine said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


*continues running around in circles*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Falls over Cluainn's foot and falls out the window!!

AHHHHHH!! ... ahhh someone will save me ...

*random person catches Nicolette and falls on the floor*

*pats them on the back* Thanks for the save there buddy

*walks back up to everyone*

Dragona Pine said...

EEEENNNNNNGGGGGGLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD.

Darkane Claw said...

Ok, then it's weird how you two keep missing each other.

Dragona Pine said...

*the random person is Coco the ninja goldfish*

volcaneo-gods said...

WZ UP

Dragona Pine said...

*puts arm around both Octa and Kallista*



I think you too would be perfect together.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Kallista doesn't listen to me ...

But I like her anyway :)

but you don't get kallista's privelages if anyone other then kallista votes for me I will stable you to the wall and force you to eat worms

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Volcaneo.

volcaneo-gods said...

nOT WORMS

Octa said...

Kallista's comes from America no?

And I've been very ill these past few days and so when I normally speak to Kallista (eveningish)

I've been asleep or projectile vomititng :D

(and yes you did need to know that)

volcaneo-gods said...

DO YOU KNOW ME?

Dragona Pine said...

*coughs*


I voted for you Nicolette... but don't worm me :P

Darkane Claw said...

Hey volcaneo-gods.

Cluainn Fhada said...

This is neither a fanfic nor a book, but I wrote it and I like it and I'm proud of it.


http://mehwhoactuallycares.blogspot.com/2010/12/its-case-of-us-vs-them.html

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

YES!!! The pairs of the blog!

Dragona and Flo

Kallista and Octa!

Cluainn Fhada said...

I know you!


*cough*Kean*cough*

volcaneo-gods said...

THEN WHAT IS IT PAULINE?

Dragona Pine said...

No I don't Volcaneo.

Dragona Pine said...

Shut up Nicolette :P

volcaneo-gods said...

We can control Cluainn Fada using her real name!!!

Octa said...

I'm confuzzled!

volcaneo-gods said...

Go read SP

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*staples Dragona to the wall* Because you asked I'll let you have the tasy looking worms :)

*stuffs a big worm in Dragonas mouth and laughs as he chokes it down his throut*

Darkane Claw said...

Why are you confuzzled?

Dragona Pine said...

*puts arm around Octa and Kallista again*


You too are perfect for eachother. Admit you love eachother and then you won't be confuzzled :P

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi again

volcaneo-gods said...

Does want to voice a character in my SP lego movie I'm making?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Cool new page!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I don't want to shut up ... its fun breaking the rules

*runs out of worms to feed dragona so stuffs super sour gummy worms in his mouth instead*

Dragona Pine said...

*laughs at Nicolette*


They're STAPLES.


*bends staples/rips them*


*bends Nicolette's arm back and makes her eat the worms*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

What?

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

volcaneo-gods said...

You are cruel, Dragona.


I remember in the old days, when we used to sing songs here, songs about Jedward, and pencils

Dragona Pine said...

The rules of the blog must NOT be broken.


1. Do not tease Dragona
2. Do not mention anything which will annoy Dragona
3. Do not change your name
4. Do not break the rules
5. If you break the rules you may be shot

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Songs about spoons are cool

Darkane Claw said...

I wanna open my presents.




I sound like a five year old.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm NOT cruel. I'm EVIL. There is a difference :P

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*ow ow ow*

*fight for control of her arm with Dragona and it snaps*

OWW!! *dragona take the oppourtunity to feed her the worms*

Blah!, well at least there only gummy worms now ... but SOO sour

Darkane Claw said...

Those aren't the rules of the blog.

Dragona Pine said...

*picks up an earthworm from the ground, feeds it into Nicolette's mouth*


*she gags*










*it lays eggs in her stomach*



















*she becomes a massive worm somehow*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Fletch runs up to dragona and eats his trigger fingers

Dragona Pine said...

They're MY rules.

volcaneo-gods said...

That fifth rule isn't a rule it is merely a punbishment for breaking the rules, therefore tere is only infact five rules.

Mu superior intellect confuses you DrAGONA.


mwahahahahahah

Dragona Pine said...

*Dragona uses his ninja power to disappear before Fletch eats Dragona's fingers*






*comes behind him and knocks him out*

Darkane Claw said...

Well then they're your rules of the blog, not THE rules of the blog.
































































INVADERS MUST DIE!!!!!

Cluainn Fhada said...

Why do you think you could control me?

How do you know that's even my name?

He could be lying, I mean you don't know him.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

... *stares out in horror*

wait ... all the eggs would be destroyed because of the acid in the stomach ..

But still I ate a worm BLAH BLAH!! ... my arm hurts :'(

brb

Darkane Claw said...

I have to go and make mince pies now. *Shudders* I hate mince pies. Bye guys.

Dragona Pine said...

Infact, my interlect is in tact. I realise the possibility of me being confused is infact IMPOSSIBLE, and therefore will not happen. I do not get confused. It was intentional for the last rule to be a punishment. So HA!

volcaneo-gods said...

Everbody go join the Skulduggery Pleasant Forums!
They are like this but only funner and easier to navigate.


THEY'RE AMAZING!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Darkane.

Dragona Pine said...

*throws a snowball at Volcanoe*










*he looks around*














*no one is there*















*Dragona comes behind him and knocks him out as he is a ninja*

volcaneo-gods said...

wHY WOULD YOU MAKE A RULE A PUNISHEMENT, ONLY THE GOLDEN GOD IS ALOUD TO MAKE RULES

volcaneo-gods said...

A ninja zombie pirate, thank you very much.

volcaneo-gods said...

I scared everyone off

Dragona Pine said...

Not me. I don't get scared.

Cluainn Fhada said...

I'm confused, but that's not exactly a rare thing.



And I'm NOT joining that forum.

Octa said...

I'm back!

Stupid laptop shutting down on me!

Dragona Pine said...

No, I am a ninja. Ask OverlordKite on GoldenEye. He felt my wrath MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And also, I am trained in martial art, can throw people with a hand, I have knocked several year 10s out, several year 11s, beat 3 year 10s in a fight at the same time, beat a Sikh in a swordfight and I'm 6ft 4. I AM a ninja :P

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Octa.

Octa said...

Hey Dragona.

Dragona Pine said...

And still you don't mention mine :( Lol Jokin'.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Anyone on?

Octa said...

My laptop is failing me I think.


Bye Dragona.

Dragona Pine said...

You going Octa?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Back... I had lunch .. chicken and crumpets ..

My mum told me a story about when I was 3 and It was xmas and dad and mum were bringing the presents down becasue 'santa left them in their room* and I came out of my room as my dad did and he screamed and I screamed and then my mum screamed ...

it was a funny story

volcaneo-gods said...

I'm still here!
YAAAAAAAY!!

volcaneo-gods said...

THAT WAS A VERY BAD SROTY

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Nicolette.



Brb for my dinner. I MIGHT be on after, probably will. Ah. No new messages on Habbo since Flo's. Anyway, bye for now!

volcaneo-gods said...

*story

volcaneo-gods said...

Yay she's gone

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

who gone ?

volcaneo-gods said...

Dragona

Cluainn Fhada said...

I hate refreshing.

volcaneo-gods said...

I hate SP fans who don't join the forums

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

LOL Dragonas a boy ... or was that intended as a joke?

volcaneo-gods said...

It was

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Urm what forums ...

please don't hate/hit me please show a girl some mercy on xmas eve because if you don't when else is someone meant to

Cluainn Fhada said...

I hate the forums.


Hey Kean? who'd you get for kris kringle?

volcaneo-gods said...

Omg there is a skulduggery pleasant froums, you have to join. I'll go get a link

volcaneo-gods said...

Dameon, red and sparkly, i got him red christmas decroations

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

whos kean ?

Cluainn Fhada said...

Volcaneo-gods



I got Zanaib a blue tamborine.


Why are you a plural?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*mind implodes from confuzzlement*

volcaneo-gods said...

http://www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk/forum/

Go join now!!!!!!!

volcaneo-gods said...

Derek gave me that name y'know.
Look at an older post

Cluainn Fhada said...

It's not as cool as Mr Sinister.



And I will not!

volcaneo-gods said...

He also called me Cian the cat-killer.

You only got to ask one question

Bethany said...

Merry Christmas to you, too, Derek.

Well, I've to work for four hours today, but it's my last ever shift so it's all good. When I get back I'm going to find my friends, we'll exchange gifts and then I've to go Carol Singing.

When that's done, I'll be coming home and watching Charmed or reading or something of the like before going to bed. In the morning, we open Santa presents, go to Church, come home to open more presents, eat, watch Doctor Who then do whatever it is that we do.

I would love to write a Skulduggery fan fiction, but I don't like writing fan fiction for books that haven't yet finished. I've been writing Harry Potter fan fiction for years, but there are so many different generations to work with. I don't like writing about things that are still yet to happen in a perfectly flawless series.

Your nieces and pets are the cutest things in the world. End of.

The Christmas presents you get from your sisters... people should start taking bets on what they'll be... sort of like how people bet on what colour hat the Queen will wear to the big horse race whose name I've forgotten.

Cluainn Fhada said...

Well he said I could be in the movie, so that beats your question.

And he couldn't solve my cube.

volcaneo-gods said...

Hopefully they actually get the present this year, unlike last Christmas

volcaneo-gods said...

HE SAID i COULD BE fLETCHER!

Cluainn Fhada said...

You're too short.


Anyway, let's plan to hold this against him. I'd like to be Clarabelle...

volcaneo-gods said...

No you can be Kenspeckle

Cluainn Fhada said...

I would make a good grouchy old man....

volcaneo-gods said...

Yes you have already acted with a moustache

Cluainn Fhada said...

It was a fantastic mustache.



I still think I'd be a good Clarabelle.

volcaneo-gods said...

Well that movie may not be made,
Jimmy would be a g0od drunk teenager who dies

Dragona Pine said...

*shoots Volcaneo*



That's for calling me a girl :P

Cluainn Fhada said...

I thought you were a girl...

Dragona Pine said...

Where's everyone gone?

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. Why do people think I'm a girl?

Dragona Pine said...

And I'm not joining the forums. I don't like them.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dragona!
Hellooooooo Master Derek!
I think your dog is adorable, I have a dog too! But, he's a bit loopy and is scared of my rabbit....
Anyway, hellooooo everyone! : )

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Alexia. http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/12/transformers-fanfic.html


I don't think you read my transformers fanfic.

Anonymous said...

Yo, Dragona... you still there?

Dragona Pine said...

Yep

Anonymous said...

I did, did I read the wrong one???

Dragona Pine said...

Dunno. Did it mention Skyline?

Anonymous said...

Yeah I'm pretty sure it did.

Dragona Pine said...

You read the right one then :P

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/12/christmas-post.html



A christmas post that I did.

Anonymous said...

Dragona meets Optimus Prime, right??

Dragona Pine said...

Skyline FIRST, then the rest of them :P

Dragona Pine said...

Lol I got a letter from the drs about my blood test, it said that I need to see the doctor urgently... I'm going to die! lol.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Darkane.

Dragona Pine said...

I hope Flo comes on tonight...

Cluainn Fhada said...

What should I make out of plasticine?

Dragona Pine said...

The Bentley :S

Darkane Claw said...

A scythe.

Dragona Pine said...

A cleaver.

Dragona Pine said...

Tardis :S

Anonymous said...

Hi Darkane! nooooooooo! Dragona you must not die I refuse! D:

Cluainn Fhada said...

A cleaver sounds fun...

Dragona Pine said...

Lol I got a letter from the drs about my blood test, it said that I need to see the doctor urgently... I'm going to die! lol.

Darkane Claw said...

I thought you were invincible Dragona.

Dragona Pine said...

I won't die. Well I MIGHT do. I don't know what it is :S

Cluainn Fhada said...

I hoped...

Dragona Pine said...

I was joking Darkane.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Everyone!
Have fun with opening your presents I must make my departure....
Get well soon Dragona!
Goodbye!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Alexia. I feel fine, I don't need to get well soon :P

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Alexia.

Cluainn Fhada said...

What are cleavers anyway?

Dragona Pine said...

The things from SP with a Scythe and a helmet.

Darkane Claw said...

Brb.

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Darkane.

Darkane Claw said...

Back

Dragona Pine said...

I missed you LOADS in that LONG time Lol.

Darkane Claw said...

Muse is awesome.

Dragona Pine said...

Are they now?

Darkane Claw said...

Flying guitar.

Darkane Claw said...

Indeed they are.

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh, Flying Guitars ARE awesome :P

Cluainn Fhada said...

I has almost a head done.

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXN9acC9edU

Dragona Pine said...

Cool Cluainn.

Dragona Pine said...

Darkane, did you see the video I posted the link for yesterday? The one which started off looking like Transformers but it was a Rabbid Toilet?

Darkane Claw said...

People look funny on thermal cameras.

Dragona Pine said...

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

Dragona Pine said...

People on Thermal cameras just look like human tangerines. Lol. Orange and yellow.

Darkane Claw said...

Well, sometimes they're blue and purple.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXN9acC9edU



^Awesome muse song.^

Dragona Pine said...

Santa is in Australia! In the middle of a road! Lol Santa Tracker is funny...

Dragona Pine said...

... and also utterly pointless but it's amusing.

Darkane Claw said...

It' nearly tomorrow in Australia, weird.

Dragona Pine said...

It's 10 pm isn't it in Australia?

Darkane Claw said...

In some parts it's 11pm, 12am and 1am. There are three different time zones in australia.

Dragona Pine said...

To be honest I don't know anything about other time zones lol.

Darkane Claw said...

The only reason I know this is because I have a giant map of the world with different time zones marked on it.

Darkane Claw said...

Like, on one side of Russia it's 4pm and on the other side it's 1 am.

Dragona Pine said...

Hang on, I have a world clock on my phone.

Dragona Pine said...

And I know London is GMT+0. And so is Lisbon.

Darkane Claw said...

The drummer in muse has a see through drum kit. AWESOME!

Dragona Pine said...

That sounds kinda pervy Darkane... no offense.

Darkane Claw said...

Non taken.

Dragona Pine said...

Please bring me a PS3 for Xmas.


*looks hopefully to santa*



*he is sat eating cookies in a pararell universe*

Dragona Pine said...

*looks hopefully at parents*

Darkane Claw said...

Brb.

Dragona Pine said...

When you said none taken, was that just intentionally short. Or was it true what I said?


*arches eyebrow*

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Darkane.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Darkane Claw said...

What you said wasn't true. But I took no offense.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Even if I don't get a PS3, I'll just buy one anyway so either way, I win :P

Darkane Claw said...

I had to help my dad take the lungs out of the turkey. They're surprisingly small.

Octa said...

*Explodes into tiny shards of cucumber*

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Octa.

Dragona Pine said...

You're discusting. I held a pigs lung and a cows heart in science once... very cool... we tried to do CPR on the heart and blood spurted out :O

Star Lord said...

Hi.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Octa.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Sarthacus.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Sarthacus.

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