What a wonderful way to start off a post, eh? I'm going a little nuts here, all this snow is sending me a little bit around the proverbial bend. I'm doing a little work, although not TOO much on the run up to Christmas. I'm way ahead of schedule, though, and having a blast.
I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done, too. Well, most of it. Laura's present is being shipped over from the UK tomorrow, hopefully- that is, if the weather doesn't close the airports again. That's the only worry I have this year.
Every Christmas Eve, Laura and her sister Katie come over and we all sit at the kitchen table and they babble on in this weird sister-talk thing of half-finished sentences and references to things I know nothing about, and then we exchange presents. My presents to them are always AWESOME. Their presents to me usually consist of a jar of boiled sweets.
Oh look, here's one of my doggies!
Where was I?
Oh yes, Laura and Katie. So that's the tradition, that's what we've been doing for the past few years. I have Katie's present already bought and ready to hand over, so I'm just hoping that Laura's gets here in time. Also being shipped over are the presents for my mother and my sisters, but it's Laura who's the important one. The others will understand if their gifts arrive late. Laura is the only one who will look at me with those eyes...
Speaking of eyes, look at this! I'm fairly certain a reader in Australia (or possibly New Zealand) brought these to one of my events back in... in... well, whenever I was over there.
Check it out! It's Skulduggery and the Grotesquery!
Which reminds me- I'm going to read ten pieces of fan fiction this Christmas, just to spoil myself. So if you have any favourites out there, let me know- and yes, you may suggest your OWN fan fiction, it's not as arrogant as it sounds...
These pieces would, preferably, be on the shorter side. Obviously, I'm not going to be reading huge multi-part stories, because that would mean I'd have to miss Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and that is NOT going to happen AGAIN.
And look! Another picture! This time of a some truly odd people dressed as Skulduggery characters!
And LEGO SKULDUGGERY AND VALKYRIE!
How are you guys going to be spending Christmas, by the way? We're doing some of our visiting on Christmas Eve, then the second half of visiting Christmas Day, and then mmmmmmm dinner...
After which, my cousins will be coming over to my parents' place, and we'll all play a game and eat turkey sandwiches. It's my job to pick a new game every year. We started off with poker, then decided that was clearly too grown-up for us, so this year we'll be playing Pictionary- the game of kings.
And these three little ladies will be joining the Landy clan for their first ever Christmas. The twins are dressed as the most coolest character EVER in the world (and being held on the knees of people I have never seen before), and little Sophie is dressed as some kind of... er... pumpkin... thing...
These pictures were obviously taken at Halloween.
My sisters do NOT dress their children like this normally.
Honest.
If I don't post again by Saturday, then a big Merry Christmas to all my Minions, my Munchkin Army, and my Ninja Leprechauns. For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, you all get a big cheery wave and a slightly awkward expression.
I will write again soon, if only to tell you what astonishingly disappointing present I get from my sisters this year...
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10 Fanfic's to read:
1. Mine (Octaboona's)
www.octaboonafanfic.blogspot.com
http://octaboonaambrosius.blogspot.com/2010/12/golden-god.html
2. HELLBOY'S
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-part-1-and-man-am-i-tired.html
3. ALEX'S
http://alexzz-stories.blogspot.com/2010/09/prologue-d.html
4. DARKANE CLAW'S
http://darkaneclaw.blogspot.com/2010/12/end.html
5. LIZZY'S
http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/10/dead-men-tales-part-1.html
6. KALLISTA'S
http://kallistapendragon.blogspot.com/2010/12/twisted-christmas-tale-of-bad-kallista.html
7. MARY HIASHI'S
http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/2010/10/one-heck-of-conundrum-part-1.html
8. SKYRIL'S
http://loonyskyril.blogspot.com/2010/11/time-1500-iris-you-have-mission-you.html
9. LENKA'S
http://lenkasweet.blogspot.com/2010/09/apple-bite-part-one.html
10. LEO'S
http://squigglesfanfiction.blogspot.com/2010/09/skul-fan-fiction.html
Jesus wasn't actually born on Christmas he was born in March or something. People just put Christmas on the 25th so they could take over the pagan festival for the Winter Solstice...... sorry if I've offended anyone.
Hi Nicolette.
Octa, WHERE'S MINE? xD :P
Hey Nicolette.
Thanks for recommending mine Octa. :D
Dragona you don't want to be voted for :D
And there wasn't three wise men. It says just "Wise men" who brought 3 gifts. It doesn't mention how many there were. Sorry, RE lesson coming back to me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
If RE is coming back... oh no... SEX ED IS COMING BACK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*runs around in circles*
Well you are one of the few people who I want to add and can't because it would go over 10.
Plus I think you might have changed your mind but originally you didn't want Derek to read your work (same reson why Nicolette's isn't on the list) and so I gave those who did priority.
*Hits Dragona on the head and all of the evil thoughts leave his mind*
*Sticks out foot*
Thank you Octa for listening to me :)
Some voting WOULD be nice. It makes my fanfic feel wanted...
*cuddles the furry title of Dragona Pine's Blog*
*screams in realisation*
It's the fourth day since I've spoken to Kallista!
:D
Well Kallista has voted for you
What country are you in Octa?
England
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*continues running around in circles*
Falls over Cluainn's foot and falls out the window!!
AHHHHHH!! ... ahhh someone will save me ...
*random person catches Nicolette and falls on the floor*
*pats them on the back* Thanks for the save there buddy
*walks back up to everyone*
EEEENNNNNNGGGGGGLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD.
Ok, then it's weird how you two keep missing each other.
*the random person is Coco the ninja goldfish*
WZ UP
*puts arm around both Octa and Kallista*
I think you too would be perfect together.
Kallista doesn't listen to me ...
But I like her anyway :)
but you don't get kallista's privelages if anyone other then kallista votes for me I will stable you to the wall and force you to eat worms
Hi Volcaneo.
nOT WORMS
Kallista's comes from America no?
And I've been very ill these past few days and so when I normally speak to Kallista (eveningish)
I've been asleep or projectile vomititng :D
(and yes you did need to know that)
DO YOU KNOW ME?
*coughs*
I voted for you Nicolette... but don't worm me :P
Hey volcaneo-gods.
This is neither a fanfic nor a book, but I wrote it and I like it and I'm proud of it.
http://mehwhoactuallycares.blogspot.com/2010/12/its-case-of-us-vs-them.html
YES!!! The pairs of the blog!
Dragona and Flo
Kallista and Octa!
I know you!
*cough*Kean*cough*
THEN WHAT IS IT PAULINE?
No I don't Volcaneo.
Shut up Nicolette :P
We can control Cluainn Fada using her real name!!!
I'm confuzzled!
Go read SP
*staples Dragona to the wall* Because you asked I'll let you have the tasy looking worms :)
*stuffs a big worm in Dragonas mouth and laughs as he chokes it down his throut*
Why are you confuzzled?
*puts arm around Octa and Kallista again*
You too are perfect for eachother. Admit you love eachother and then you won't be confuzzled :P
Hi again
Does want to voice a character in my SP lego movie I'm making?
Cool new page!
I don't want to shut up ... its fun breaking the rules
*runs out of worms to feed dragona so stuffs super sour gummy worms in his mouth instead*
*laughs at Nicolette*
They're STAPLES.
*bends staples/rips them*
*bends Nicolette's arm back and makes her eat the worms*
What?
Hmm...
You are cruel, Dragona.
I remember in the old days, when we used to sing songs here, songs about Jedward, and pencils
The rules of the blog must NOT be broken.
1. Do not tease Dragona
2. Do not mention anything which will annoy Dragona
3. Do not change your name
4. Do not break the rules
5. If you break the rules you may be shot
Songs about spoons are cool
I wanna open my presents.
I sound like a five year old.
I'm NOT cruel. I'm EVIL. There is a difference :P
*ow ow ow*
*fight for control of her arm with Dragona and it snaps*
OWW!! *dragona take the oppourtunity to feed her the worms*
Blah!, well at least there only gummy worms now ... but SOO sour
Those aren't the rules of the blog.
*picks up an earthworm from the ground, feeds it into Nicolette's mouth*
*she gags*
*it lays eggs in her stomach*
*she becomes a massive worm somehow*
Fletch runs up to dragona and eats his trigger fingers
They're MY rules.
That fifth rule isn't a rule it is merely a punbishment for breaking the rules, therefore tere is only infact five rules.
Mu superior intellect confuses you DrAGONA.
mwahahahahahah
*Dragona uses his ninja power to disappear before Fletch eats Dragona's fingers*
*comes behind him and knocks him out*
Well then they're your rules of the blog, not THE rules of the blog.
INVADERS MUST DIE!!!!!
Why do you think you could control me?
How do you know that's even my name?
He could be lying, I mean you don't know him.
... *stares out in horror*
wait ... all the eggs would be destroyed because of the acid in the stomach ..
But still I ate a worm BLAH BLAH!! ... my arm hurts :'(
brb
I have to go and make mince pies now. *Shudders* I hate mince pies. Bye guys.
Infact, my interlect is in tact. I realise the possibility of me being confused is infact IMPOSSIBLE, and therefore will not happen. I do not get confused. It was intentional for the last rule to be a punishment. So HA!
Everbody go join the Skulduggery Pleasant Forums!
They are like this but only funner and easier to navigate.
THEY'RE AMAZING!!!!
Bye Darkane.
*throws a snowball at Volcanoe*
*he looks around*
*no one is there*
*Dragona comes behind him and knocks him out as he is a ninja*
wHY WOULD YOU MAKE A RULE A PUNISHEMENT, ONLY THE GOLDEN GOD IS ALOUD TO MAKE RULES
A ninja zombie pirate, thank you very much.
I scared everyone off
Not me. I don't get scared.
I'm confused, but that's not exactly a rare thing.
And I'm NOT joining that forum.
I'm back!
Stupid laptop shutting down on me!
No, I am a ninja. Ask OverlordKite on GoldenEye. He felt my wrath MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And also, I am trained in martial art, can throw people with a hand, I have knocked several year 10s out, several year 11s, beat 3 year 10s in a fight at the same time, beat a Sikh in a swordfight and I'm 6ft 4. I AM a ninja :P
Hi Octa.
Hey Dragona.
And still you don't mention mine :( Lol Jokin'.
Hmm...
Anyone on?
My laptop is failing me I think.
Bye Dragona.
You going Octa?
Back... I had lunch .. chicken and crumpets ..
My mum told me a story about when I was 3 and It was xmas and dad and mum were bringing the presents down becasue 'santa left them in their room* and I came out of my room as my dad did and he screamed and I screamed and then my mum screamed ...
it was a funny story
I'm still here!
YAAAAAAAY!!
THAT WAS A VERY BAD SROTY
Lol Nicolette.
Brb for my dinner. I MIGHT be on after, probably will. Ah. No new messages on Habbo since Flo's. Anyway, bye for now!
*story
Yay she's gone
who gone ?
Dragona
I hate refreshing.
I hate SP fans who don't join the forums
LOL Dragonas a boy ... or was that intended as a joke?
It was
Urm what forums ...
please don't hate/hit me please show a girl some mercy on xmas eve because if you don't when else is someone meant to
I hate the forums.
Hey Kean? who'd you get for kris kringle?
Omg there is a skulduggery pleasant froums, you have to join. I'll go get a link
Dameon, red and sparkly, i got him red christmas decroations
whos kean ?
Volcaneo-gods
I got Zanaib a blue tamborine.
Why are you a plural?
*mind implodes from confuzzlement*
http://www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk/forum/
Go join now!!!!!!!
Derek gave me that name y'know.
Look at an older post
It's not as cool as Mr Sinister.
And I will not!
He also called me Cian the cat-killer.
You only got to ask one question
Merry Christmas to you, too, Derek.
Well, I've to work for four hours today, but it's my last ever shift so it's all good. When I get back I'm going to find my friends, we'll exchange gifts and then I've to go Carol Singing.
When that's done, I'll be coming home and watching Charmed or reading or something of the like before going to bed. In the morning, we open Santa presents, go to Church, come home to open more presents, eat, watch Doctor Who then do whatever it is that we do.
I would love to write a Skulduggery fan fiction, but I don't like writing fan fiction for books that haven't yet finished. I've been writing Harry Potter fan fiction for years, but there are so many different generations to work with. I don't like writing about things that are still yet to happen in a perfectly flawless series.
Your nieces and pets are the cutest things in the world. End of.
The Christmas presents you get from your sisters... people should start taking bets on what they'll be... sort of like how people bet on what colour hat the Queen will wear to the big horse race whose name I've forgotten.
Well he said I could be in the movie, so that beats your question.
And he couldn't solve my cube.
Hopefully they actually get the present this year, unlike last Christmas
HE SAID i COULD BE fLETCHER!
You're too short.
Anyway, let's plan to hold this against him. I'd like to be Clarabelle...
No you can be Kenspeckle
I would make a good grouchy old man....
Yes you have already acted with a moustache
It was a fantastic mustache.
I still think I'd be a good Clarabelle.
Well that movie may not be made,
Jimmy would be a g0od drunk teenager who dies
*shoots Volcaneo*
That's for calling me a girl :P
I thought you were a girl...
Where's everyone gone?
I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. Why do people think I'm a girl?
And I'm not joining the forums. I don't like them.
Hey Dragona!
Hellooooooo Master Derek!
I think your dog is adorable, I have a dog too! But, he's a bit loopy and is scared of my rabbit....
Anyway, hellooooo everyone! : )
Hi Alexia. http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/12/transformers-fanfic.html
I don't think you read my transformers fanfic.
Yo, Dragona... you still there?
Yep
I did, did I read the wrong one???
Dunno. Did it mention Skyline?
Yeah I'm pretty sure it did.
You read the right one then :P
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/12/christmas-post.html
A christmas post that I did.
Dragona meets Optimus Prime, right??
Skyline FIRST, then the rest of them :P
Lol I got a letter from the drs about my blood test, it said that I need to see the doctor urgently... I'm going to die! lol.
Hey people.
Hi Darkane.
I hope Flo comes on tonight...
What should I make out of plasticine?
The Bentley :S
A scythe.
A cleaver.
Tardis :S
Hi Darkane! nooooooooo! Dragona you must not die I refuse! D:
A cleaver sounds fun...
Lol I got a letter from the drs about my blood test, it said that I need to see the doctor urgently... I'm going to die! lol.
I thought you were invincible Dragona.
I won't die. Well I MIGHT do. I don't know what it is :S
I hoped...
I was joking Darkane.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Have fun with opening your presents I must make my departure....
Get well soon Dragona!
Goodbye!
Bye Alexia. I feel fine, I don't need to get well soon :P
Bye Alexia.
What are cleavers anyway?
The things from SP with a Scythe and a helmet.
Brb.
Ok Darkane.
Back
I missed you LOADS in that LONG time Lol.
Muse is awesome.
Are they now?
Flying guitar.
Indeed they are.
Yeh, Flying Guitars ARE awesome :P
I has almost a head done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXN9acC9edU
Cool Cluainn.
Darkane, did you see the video I posted the link for yesterday? The one which started off looking like Transformers but it was a Rabbid Toilet?
People look funny on thermal cameras.
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html
People on Thermal cameras just look like human tangerines. Lol. Orange and yellow.
Well, sometimes they're blue and purple.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXN9acC9edU
^Awesome muse song.^
Santa is in Australia! In the middle of a road! Lol Santa Tracker is funny...
... and also utterly pointless but it's amusing.
It' nearly tomorrow in Australia, weird.
It's 10 pm isn't it in Australia?
In some parts it's 11pm, 12am and 1am. There are three different time zones in australia.
To be honest I don't know anything about other time zones lol.
The only reason I know this is because I have a giant map of the world with different time zones marked on it.
Like, on one side of Russia it's 4pm and on the other side it's 1 am.
Hang on, I have a world clock on my phone.
And I know London is GMT+0. And so is Lisbon.
The drummer in muse has a see through drum kit. AWESOME!
That sounds kinda pervy Darkane... no offense.
Non taken.
Please bring me a PS3 for Xmas.
*looks hopefully to santa*
*he is sat eating cookies in a pararell universe*
*looks hopefully at parents*
Brb.
When you said none taken, was that just intentionally short. Or was it true what I said?
*arches eyebrow*
Ok Darkane.
Hmm...
What you said wasn't true. But I took no offense.
Lol.
Even if I don't get a PS3, I'll just buy one anyway so either way, I win :P
I had to help my dad take the lungs out of the turkey. They're surprisingly small.
*Explodes into tiny shards of cucumber*
Hey Octa.
You're discusting. I held a pigs lung and a cows heart in science once... very cool... we tried to do CPR on the heart and blood spurted out :O
Hi.
Hi Octa.
Hey Sarthacus.
Hi Sarthacus.
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