Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Arbitrary Photos and a Point


Here is a photo of a kitten.

What a wonderful way to start off a post, eh? I'm going a little nuts here, all this snow is sending me a little bit around the proverbial bend. I'm doing a little work, although not TOO much on the run up to Christmas. I'm way ahead of schedule, though, and having a blast.

I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done, too. Well, most of it. Laura's present is being shipped over from the UK tomorrow, hopefully- that is, if the weather doesn't close the airports again. That's the only worry I have this year.

Every Christmas Eve, Laura and her sister Katie come over and we all sit at the kitchen table and they babble on in this weird sister-talk thing of half-finished sentences and references to things I know nothing about, and then we exchange presents. My presents to them are always AWESOME. Their presents to me usually consist of a jar of boiled sweets.

Oh look, here's one of my doggies!


Where was I?

Oh yes, Laura and Katie. So that's the tradition, that's what we've been doing for the past few years. I have Katie's present already bought and ready to hand over, so I'm just hoping that Laura's gets here in time. Also being shipped over are the presents for my mother and my sisters, but it's Laura who's the important one. The others will understand if their gifts arrive late. Laura is the only one who will look at me with those eyes...

Speaking of eyes, look at this! I'm fairly certain a reader in Australia (or possibly New Zealand) brought these to one of my events back in... in... well, whenever I was over there.

Check it out! It's Skulduggery and the Grotesquery!



Which reminds me- I'm going to read ten pieces of fan fiction this Christmas, just to spoil myself. So if you have any favourites out there, let me know- and yes, you may suggest your OWN fan fiction, it's not as arrogant as it sounds...

These pieces would, preferably, be on the shorter side. Obviously, I'm not going to be reading huge multi-part stories, because that would mean I'd have to miss Doctor Who on Christmas Day, and that is NOT going to happen AGAIN.

And look! Another picture! This time of a some truly odd people dressed as Skulduggery characters!


And LEGO SKULDUGGERY AND VALKYRIE!



How are you guys going to be spending Christmas, by the way? We're doing some of our visiting on Christmas Eve, then the second half of visiting Christmas Day, and then mmmmmmm dinner...

After which, my cousins will be coming over to my parents' place, and we'll all play a game and eat turkey sandwiches. It's my job to pick a new game every year. We started off with poker, then decided that was clearly too grown-up for us, so this year we'll be playing Pictionary- the game of kings.

And these three little ladies will be joining the Landy clan for their first ever Christmas. The twins are dressed as the most coolest character EVER in the world (and being held on the knees of people I have never seen before), and little Sophie is dressed as some kind of... er... pumpkin... thing...



These pictures were obviously taken at Halloween.

My sisters do NOT dress their children like this normally.


Honest.


If I don't post again by Saturday, then a big Merry Christmas to all my Minions, my Munchkin Army, and my Ninja Leprechauns. For those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, you all get a big cheery wave and a slightly awkward expression.

I will write again soon, if only to tell you what astonishingly disappointing present I get from my sisters this year...

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knight fantasy said...

dragona, u've got tons of gifts huh?
u must hv been a good boy...

*thinks again bout callin dragona a 'boy'*

....

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

knight fantasy said...

dragona, i got him a key chain, just like one of u had told me 2, but this key chain is a sword.

Darkane Claw said...

*Glares at her crap drawing*























Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is an awesome movie.

Dragona Pine said...

I haven't been a good boy... I just got presents :P and I am a boy, why did you put it in 's?

knight fantasy said...

wow, kallista's really pissed off by what u did 2 octa, dragona....

Dragona Pine said...

How about Kallista Pendragon - Girlfriend of Octaboona Ambrosius?

knight fantasy said...

i dont get what u just said 2 me dragona...

knight fantasy said...

lol dragona

Dragona Pine said...

A-Team is funny...

knight fantasy said...

i agree with kallista darkane

Darkane Claw said...

Um............. Kallista, that's a lie. MY WOLF IS CRAP!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

I doubt it is Darkane, you said the same about the Clone Trooper and that was brilliant.

knight fantasy said...

i agree with dragona, darkane...


...

even if i dont really know what he's talkin bout...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't know what I'm on about either.

Dragona Pine said...

Nice last words :P

knight fantasy said...

lol kallista

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry I was gone for so long. My mum was just being..... yeah I'm not gonna say that on here but you get the idea.

Darkane Claw said...

*Sigh* Sorry. *Brings Kallista back to life*

Dragona Pine said...

Um... no.

Dragona Pine said...

Just a question... why are you obsessed with kisses and hugs Kallista?


*puts kiss proof barrier around himself*

Darkane Claw said...

*Kills Kallista again* Ghosts can't give hugs. MWAHAHAHAHA

Dragona Pine said...

I meant, No, I didn't cry :P

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Darkane.

Dragona Pine said...

*the kisses hit the kiss-proof barrier*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm looking up how to get on PSN without saying I'm 18.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Darkane Claw said...

Grrrrrrrrrr, evil fur

Darkane Claw said...

brb

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

knight fantasy said...

yeah i'm here

knight fantasy said...

dragona dont u hv anythin else 2 say bsides 'Hmm'?
even when u talkin bout ur guns is less annoyin than 'Hmm', u know...

Dragona Pine said...

I can't say anything except for Hmm... :P

knight fantasy said...

where'd u go darkane?

Darkane Claw said...

To feed my rabbits.

knight fantasy said...

dragona: oh well, at least i can identify whether it's the real u or not by 'hmm'...
lol

knight fantasy said...

darkane: o, i c.

Darkane Claw said...

Finished my wolf.

Dragona Pine said...

Nah... just want to get online somehow... I'm consulting my friend on MSN :P

Darkane Claw said...

Brb. I have to spray the picture with hair spray because I used charcoal.

Dragona Pine said...

He said his uncle did it and he doesn't know how. He said it might be in Parental Controls or if not just say I'm 18.

knight fantasy said...

can somebody tell me what darkane meant 2 say?

Darkane Claw said...

Actually my mum won't let me spray it because it'll effect my asthma. >:(

knight fantasy said...

is that a good thing or a bad thing kallista?

knight fantasy said...

u hv asthma darkane?

Darkane Claw said...

I have 4 projects to do over the holidays. But I really don't want to do them.

Darkane Claw said...

Indeed I do Knight.

Darkane Claw said...

.

Dragona Pine said...

Must. Get. PS3. Online.

knight fantasy said...

hey, can any1 plez define this word:

monastery

knight fantasy said...

derek, plz!!!!
dont realised skulduggery in cinema at 2013!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm really bored.

Dragona Pine said...

I might go on my PS3 soon.

Darkane Claw said...

No one leave for 5 minutes........ please?

knight fantasy said...

cant U tell me what that word mean dragona?...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not leaving for five mins.

Dragona Pine said...

Never heard of it Knight.

knight fantasy said...

y darkane

knight fantasy said...

aww...

Dragona Pine said...

Going on my PS3 now... bye! I shall be on later.

Darkane Claw said...

It means a community of religious persons living under religious vows.

knight fantasy said...

hey, where's kallista?

Octa said...

I have returned. Although I can't remember why I left :D

It's KNIGHT

HI!!!!!!!!!


*Waves happily at her*

knight fantasy said...

thnx a lot darkane!!

aww, bye dragona

Darkane Claw said...

Because I'm waiting for my drawing to load onto my blog.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Octa

knight fantasy said...

HI OCTA!!!!
how r u feelin?!

it's good 2 talk and c u again!!!

Octa said...

*sends out a search party to look for Kallista*

Go MY Purple Horde!

Find Kallista and Return Her to the Blog

(unless she is writing and then you must tiptoe past with out disturbing her)

GO MY MINIONS!

Octa said...

I'm semi ok ish.

It's good to see you too!

Darkane Claw said...

She's writing. :D




















New drawing on my blog.

knight fantasy said...

wow octa, ur like a prince seachin 4 a princess(kallista) in a deadly tower

Octa said...

Monastery:

A community of persons, especially monks, bound by vows to a religious life and often living in partial or complete seclusion.

OR

The dwelling place of such a community

Octa said...

Um...

Am I?

I didn't think of it like that :D

Will check out the drawing Darkane!

brb

knight fantasy said...

darkane help!!!!
i dunno how 2 go c ur pic!

waaaaaa!!!!!

Octa said...

~glomps Kallista happily~

I didn't leave lol

It was all a dreeaaammmm!

Darkane Claw said...

Um, click on my name and then scroll down until you see the blogs I have, click on Darkane Claw's Bog and then you can see all my pics. :D

Octa said...

knight

http://darkaneclaw.blogspot.com/2010/12/wolf.html

Octa said...

or what darkane said :D

knight fantasy said...

THNX GUYS!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Blog not Bog. :D Oops.

Darkane Claw said...

Lol. I think it would bite you.

Darkane Claw said...

Brb

Octa said...

But I've never had first comment before :(

*pouts*

And technically I am still wearing an air hostess costume so it sort of counts :D

Octa said...

The wolf is so cute!

Darkane Claw said...

Back

Darkane Claw said...

:D Thanks guys. I spent about 2-3 hours on it. It took so long.

Octa said...

Me too!

*stares shiftily around as people wonder if I actually left*

I did leave too!

*everyone starts laughing*

knight fantasy said...

aww.....

Octa said...

I have beautiful legs :P

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyQi79aYfxU






I'm a nerdfighter

Octa said...

*twirls around the dancefloor spinning furiously*

*crashes into Mr. Wolf*

Good doggy! Nice doggy! Sit! Stay! Bad doggy!

*gets eaten by Mr. Wolf*

Octa said...

*gets out razor and shaves legs*

*smiles proudly*

Aren't they beautiful :P

Falcon Rider said...

Hey guys!

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Falcon

Octa said...

The comment thingy disappeared!

Octa said...

Hey Falcon.

Falcon Rider said...

*nods a greeting at darkane*

Falcon Rider said...

*and octboona*

knight fantasy said...

hello falcon

Falcon Rider said...

hello knight.

Octa said...

*wonders around inside Mr. Wolf with Kallista*

It sure is nasty in here ;)

knight fantasy said...

wow, falcon...

ur such a gentleman

Darkane Claw said...

FRENCH THE LAMA!!!!

Octa said...

brb

knight fantasy said...

o....k....

Falcon Rider said...

ok. to start of with knight im a girl and secondly im not usully this polite so i wouldn't get used to it! lol.

Falcon Rider said...

hey kallista! ye i had a great chrismas! how was yours!

Darkane Claw said...

lol, vlogbrothers

Falcon Rider said...

ill be back in one sec guys! my friend knocking on the door! so if i dont reply im not ignoring you!

Octa said...

I'm back!

*returns inside Mr. Wolf*

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Octa

Octa said...

Hey Darkane

Octa said...

*spies Kallista's brains from the corner of his eyes*

mmmmmmmmmmm....

Darkane Claw said...

Lol, swallowing weasels.

Octa said...

Like Old Lemons

Long Orange Lightbulbs

Leave Our Lions

Why am I doing this?

It's boredom! boredom and hunger!

Darkane Claw said...

NERDFIGHTERS ARE AWESOME!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

DFTBA

Falcon Rider said...

hey ! im back sorry about that!

Octa said...

LLAMA'S WITH HATS!

*deranged grin spreads across Octa's face.

Carl!!!

Search it on youtube. I don't know the adress- youtube is broken on this computer.

knight fantasy said...

just calm down octa

knight fantasy said...

falcon,i knew it u were a girl, i just had a hunch.
but i dont really know what 2 calla polite girl...
is there a word gentlewoman? i'm takin there is considerin that there is no strange red line when i wrote gentlewoman...

Octa said...

Calm down?

Me?

Never!

Ok...

*thinks of a happy place*

Darkane Claw said...

DFTBA PEOPLE!!!

Octa said...

dftba?

Falcon Rider said...

lol knight! yeah i suppose! i dont htink we have met before now so hi!

Darkane Claw said...

Harry Potter 7









































IN YOUR PANTS

Octa said...

Lol don't get me started on this...

I warn you!

*covers children's ears*

PLEASE!!!

Darkane Claw said...

DFTBA



Don't forget to be awesome.

Falcon Rider said...

yeah i tottaly agree with you kallista!

Falcon Rider said...

i am not lady like! well most of the time im not! on odd ocations maybe.

knight fantasy said...

well, kallista does hv a point, but sory, i wont call her a lady, it sounded, well.... old.

and hello 2 u 2 felcon, thnx 4 the warm greetin

Octa said...

Tis your responsibility then....


Finding Nemo














IN YOUR PANTS

Falcon Rider said...

no probs! my pleasure!

Octa said...

Songs?

Help I Need Somebody
























































IN YOUR PANTS

Darkane Claw said...

*Whispers* It has to be the name of books

Octa said...

Let It Be






































IN YOUR PANTS

Octa said...

Oh right..

Is more fun with films/songs ;)

Octa said...

Books...


Hmm....

How To Train Your Dragon
































IN YOUR PANTS

Darkane Claw said...

Paper towns






























































































IN YOUR PANTS!

Octa said...

The Devil's Breath



































IN YOUR PANTS

knight fantasy said...

i hv no idea what u guys r doin right now, but, octa, y did u say train ur dragona, while i'm watchin it right now?!!!!!!
it better not b an insult...

Octa said...

The Cat In The Hat



































































IN YOUR PANTS

Darkane Claw said...

Octa, you are officially a NERDFIGHTER!







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyQi79aYfxU



^ GO TO THIS!!! NOW!!!!!

Octa said...

Knight I'm not insulting anyone

It's a great film

The books are great too

Toothless is so cute!

Octa said...

Youtube doesn't work on here :(

Octa said...

Great Expectations















































IN YOUR PANTS

Darkane Claw said...

When you get on a computer that does have youtube, go on it.

knight fantasy said...

kyaa!!!!!
i really love toothless!!!

alright octa, since u call toothless cute 2, i guess i can trust u with what u commented 2 me just now

Darkane Claw said...

Looking For Alaska

































































IN YOUR PANTS

Octa said...

Ok Darkane

I didn't know you were watching it knight

Sorry if I caused any offense

Octa said...

Around The World In 80 Days



















































IN YOUR PANTS

Octa said...

Eragon















































IN YOUR PANTS

knight fantasy said...

none taken octa, and u really shouldnt b apologizing 2 me...
it should b the other way around...

Darkane Claw said...

Two muffins where in an oven and one said
"Man it's hot in here."
The other on said.
"Holy crap a talking muffin!!!"

Octa said...

Sabriel



















































IN YOUR PANTS

Octa said...

LOL Darkane :)

Octa said...

What Katy Did





















































IN YOUR PANTS

knight fantasy said...

lol darkane, nice joke

Octa said...

Pollyanna































































IN YOUR PANTS

Octa said...

Anne of Green Gables































































IN YOUR PANTS

Darkane Claw said...

Lies

























IN YOUR PANTS

Octa said...

Gone

































































IN YOUR PANTS

Darkane Claw said...

I have to go now, Dinner.

Octa said...

Lol Radio 4

The Triangle of Life :)

Octa said...

Bye Darkane!

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry, false alarm

Darkane Claw said...

I have to go in 5 minutes though

knight fantasy said...

bye darkane

Darkane Claw said...

Lord of the Flies


























IN YOUR PANTS

Octa said...

I'm listening to a radio programme that takes The Lion King but replaces it with The Houses of Parliament.

It's funny :D

Darkane Claw said...

A Spot of Bother











































IN YOUR PANTS

Octa said...

He's doing homework!

Octa said...

Romeo and Juliet






























































IN YOUR PANTS

Darkane Claw said...

:O I HAVE HOMEWORK AND 4 PROJECTS AND I ONLY HAVE A WEEK TO DO THEM!

Octa said...

It is :D

The Triangle of Life

*chuckles*

Scameron and Clegg

Georgina Howlett said...

Hello Derek!

Your number one fan is here! Well, actually, I don't think I can surpass the great Olivia Spring/Flaring Rhythm, but I can try, right? Anyway, it's Ashione Flare/Georgina Howlett again, and you mentioned reading fanfictions? YOU MIGHT READ 10? :O

So um... I'd like to suggest a few! ^_^ They're um, mine. And one that I love. That one is not mine. ANYWAY! Here! Please pick... mine... I'd love your help, my writing sucks and yours is so totally amazing... PLEASE GOLDEN GOD, SHARE YOUR WRITING WISDOM! >:D
(You know that I'd appreciate it indefinitely :3)

Confession of a Skeleton by SkulduggeryCain (Me)
Link; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5879945/1/Confession_of_a_Skeleton

WARNING: Valduggery Fic. No outstanding romance as of yet, but be um, warned. :3

Ghastly's Girl by SkulduggeryCain (Me)
Link; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6473804/1/Ghastlys_Girl

WARNING; Ghanith fic. You wrote it yourself. Not the story, obviously! The pairing! So you might like. I hope... :3

Valduggery drabbles friendshipromance by Sabrina Sparrow (Hey look, it's not me! ;D)
Link; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6504334/1/Valduggery_drabbles_friendshipromance

WARNING; Look at the title! :D Valduggery one-shots. :D

So yeah, there you have it Derek! Read fiction from your disturbing fans to your hearts content! Woo!

P.S. Thanks for the Christmas card... I suspect it'll be framed by next week. :D
P.S.S. Go on Bebo! We're all talking to you and you're not listening! ¬_¬
P.S.S.S. I told you I was everywhere. :D
P.S.S.S.S. We want you to get Facebook. Get one! ;D

knight fantasy said...

octa, can u tell pyro i said goodbye?

Darkane Claw said...

Ok, NOW I have to go. BYE!

knight fantasy said...

octa, also, tell pyro, that i'm glad we get 2 meet

knight fantasy said...

bye darkane

Octa said...

Bye!

Octa said...

I am King of the Britlands!


Um...I am Deputy King of the Britlands!

Octa said...

The 15 Minute Musical

That's what it was called!

It's over now :(

Octa said...

Gtg now..

See you later

Bye!

knight fantasy said...

kallista, i'm really sory but ur bein extremely scary...

knight fantasy said...

bye octa

knight fantasy said...

hey, where's falcon?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*comes in licking a frying pan*

Mmm tastes like potatoe and metal , but mostly potatoe

bencotter said...

Amm back

knight fantasy said...

orius!
thrice!
thor!
skyril!
gecko!
skulgirl!
mary!
lunar!

WHERE R U GUYS!!!!!

knight fantasy said...

oh and ben
and nicol and bolt and...

*still thinkin*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*continues licking frying pan*

aww I'm not on the list ... that sucks ..

knight fantasy said...

NICOL!!!!
BEN!!!!
HI!!!!

OH GOD IT'S GREAT 2 C U GUYS AGAIN!!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

YEAH!!! I'm on the extended list ....

extended lists are better :P

knight fantasy said...

and hiashi
and ....

bencotter said...

AHHH Nicolette
Gun time!

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people

knight fantasy said...

lol nicol

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

JUMBO! Hello Knight how be you ?

O.o

knight fantasy said...

hey darkane, and

i'm fine nicol, thnx 4 askin

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

BEN!!! *narrows eyes*

My arch nemises .... *wacks Ben on the head with her frying pan and runs and hides in the shadows*

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