It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx
This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...
Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.
There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.
The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.
Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.
The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.
Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.
Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.
But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.
The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.
Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.
Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.
The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.
Sweet.
first :)
ReplyDeletederek, how would i go about getting my book published?
ReplyDeleteDEREK I'M SO GOING TO VOTE fOR YOU!
ReplyDeleteSOUNDS AWSOME DEREK, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL IT COMES OUT!
ReplyDeleteovbs gonna vote for Derek!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe said it doesn't have to be him... so some people won't... I'm just saying that I will... but everyone on here is probably going to vote for Derek... unless they're TRAITORS!
ReplyDeleteAHHAA I'm in top 10 :]
ReplyDeletecant wait for book 6!! the anticipation is driving me insane!! did i mention i am doing my a-level english coursework on Skulduggery Pleasant XD
ReplyDeleteVoting... just need to comfirm my vote :D
ReplyDeleteSkulduggery Pleasant Mortal Coil :D
Darkest one yet? I look forward to that! :D
ReplyDeleteoooh just voting :D ... book 6 why are you so far away ....
ReplyDeleteDragona Pine has now voted for Skulduggery Pleasant Mortal Coil :D
ReplyDeleteSweet indeed!
ReplyDeleteVoted for SPMC!!!
ReplyDeleteI haven't even heard of the other books... I just scrolled down until I saw SP, and then voted :D I hope you appriciate it Derek!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to se Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows the 1st day it comes out with the school!!!
ReplyDeleteNice Sarthacus...
ReplyDeleteI wish my school could do that but no ... my schools GAY! ...
ReplyDeletewish I was in scotland right now ..
Hmm...
ReplyDelete*yawns* your kidding me .. only been awake for an hour
ReplyDeleteLol Nicolette... that's just how I feel...
ReplyDeleteO...
ReplyDeleteSCOTLAND THE GREAT,
IS NEVER FLOURISHED BY HATE,
SCOTLAND THE GREAT,
HAS SEVEN MILLION OLD MATES!!!
Brb...
ReplyDeleteit sucks Dragona truely does .... ok sarthacus
ReplyDeleteI had another dream about the future... I'm very tired, I feel sick, I'm pale and I can't stop shivering... I hope I won't have another tonight...
ReplyDelete......Awesome.....
ReplyDelete:D brb
Have to vote then make absolutely certain ALL my friends vote for the BEST author ON THE PLANET! Which is you, :] of course.
Hi Skyril...
ReplyDeleteNicolette, have you read my fanfic?
ReplyDeleteWhat was it about ?
ReplyDeleteno ... why is there more?
ReplyDeleteHullo, Dragona :]
ReplyDeleteYes Nicolette... there's a new-ish part up that you haven't commented on...
ReplyDeleteUrgh, I have fallen into a deep depression.
ReplyDeleteSo will we be seeing Skulduggery in Batmans spandex? LOL
ReplyDeleteThere are these twins in my class, we call them the "Muffin Twins" cos their last name rhymes.
ReplyDeleteMe and my friends couldn't remember the answers for the French test, so we wrote them on out wrists.
Muffin 1 told Muffin 2, and we were told in fr to show out arms.
Me and some of my best friend shave now got huge punnys.
I swear to god, if they had balls I would kick them and they would come out of their ears.
* shave = have
ReplyDeleteHate the twins.
Guys... where are you???
ReplyDeleteAww, I'm alone.
ReplyDeleteGreat, mor edepression.
See-ya.
: (
Nooooo I'm here sarthacus!
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteAND back!
Hi...
ReplyDeleteI will volunteer myself... it's my speciality afterall :D
ReplyDelete*rugby tackles one of the twins, throwing him and knocking him out as he faceplants the floor*
ReplyDeleteSay to him I have a 6ft 3 and a half friend who will batter them :D
Noooo don't Kallista!
ReplyDelete*dives in slow motion towards her*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Dooonnn'''ttt goooooooooooooooo!
ReplyDelete*continues diving, clearing sofas and chairs*
*nearing Kallista now*
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*smashes into lamp post*
ReplyDeleteI wasn't expecting that...
*gets up and continues diving in slow motion*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, ddddooooooonnnn'tttttt gooooooooo!
ReplyDelete*grabs Kallista*
Yey, I made it!
*continues flying and smashes into a glass door*
Ouch...
*cries*
ReplyDeletePlease come on!
Thanks Kallista for helping me up...
ReplyDeleteBye...
BACK!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd soon going!
I have to go to the God dammed scouts.
Meh.
And the twins aren't Fred and Geroge, they'r egirls.
Aww, bye all.
: ' (
*dives in slow motion at goldfish*
ReplyDeleteAaaa Frriiieennnndddd!
*goldfish starts backing away*
Iii'mmm yooouuurrrr fffrriiieeennnnnnddddd!
*changes direction somehow and gets squished under a bulldozer*
Oops...
~takes out a car of chocolate~
ReplyDeleteAnyone want some?
car=bar
ReplyDeleteI want a car of chocolate!
ReplyDelete*dives for chocolate in slow motion*
Giiivvveee mmeeeee thhheee ccchhooocccooolaaattteee!
Iiittt willlll hhellpp mmyy ttiirreddness!
*misses the chocolate and goes splat against a giant refresher*
Mr Landy, I will vote for you!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for April :)
~Slices chunk of chocolate and hands it to Dragona who's laying flat on the ground~
ReplyDeleteI'm going insane :D
ReplyDelete*dives for squidward in slow motion*
Sqquiiidddwwwaaarrrrddd!
*catches the chocolate in mid-air, continues flying at squidward*
ReplyDeleteWho's squidward?
ReplyDeleteOoh... pretty lights... lets go up there! :D
ReplyDelete*flies upwards and gets hit by jumbojet, crashing down and landing next to squidward*
note to self: need to watch The Thing
ReplyDeletehttp://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1020&bih=516&q=squidward&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
ReplyDeleteSQUIDWARD!
Who's squidward?
ReplyDelete~Just stands watch dragona whilst munching on chocolate~
ReplyDeleteIndeed those lights ARE pretty.
Who'll be watching the new Harry Potter movie when it comes out?
ReplyDelete*hand raises instantly*
*jumps up and down whilst munching chocolate*
ReplyDeleteI LIKE CHEESE, WEEEEE!
*raises hand although it is covered in jumbojet parts*
ReplyDeleteAahhh!
ReplyDeleteThe aliens are after me!
*runs away from Wonka, goes head first into a tree*
~raises hand~
ReplyDeleteIn fact, Ive watch all but two of the Harry Potters already out in order to catch up
~smirks~
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around in circles waiting for someone to come on*
ReplyDeleteThis is a good way to pass the time, trying to deny my own ill feelings...
*goes head first into a packet of lego*
LEGO, YEY!
*builds racing car*
ReplyDeleteBrum, Brum!
*gets in it, accidentaly crashes into helicopter*
So that's where the spare parts went...
*grabs helicopter and makes a hideout for me*
Did you know while traveling underwater I met an unusual man near a giant cupcake?
ReplyDelete*goes into hideout, rocking back and forth*
ReplyDeleteDo not, become... INSANE!
I am lonely... so lonely... must become insane to pass the time...
ReplyDelete*continues rocking*
His name was lollipop. While we were waiting for the bus he told me his story.
ReplyDeleteThink about... nice things... nice things... nice things... WHAT'S NICE!?
ReplyDeleteHe grew up on earth. His dad was a con artist and his mom made some extra money combing elephants.
ReplyDelete*continues rocking*
ReplyDeleteCHEEESSEE!
He never went to Venus, but he thought he should get a job anyway. He met a man that worked with training lobsters and offered to teach him his trade.
ReplyDeleteI'm a lobster!
ReplyDeleteWait no, I'm a lonelyhippopotomusgirrafeelephantzebra thing...
Lollipop accepted. He then devoted his life to catching a rhinosaurus.
ReplyDeleteHe wrote book about how he learned to fly. Then rode an alpaca to Kansas.
ReplyDeleteLead...
ReplyDeleteLollipop's book was a success and everyone flew to Nassau.
ReplyDeleteAfter hearing his story I truly learned the value of insanity.
I got on the but to the hippo's lair, and decided to be just like Mr. Lollipop.
ReplyDeleteHmm... nice story... when I grow up I want to be a chocolate bar :D
ReplyDeleteOooo What a lovely idea!
ReplyDeleteI know :D
ReplyDeleteYou know, if I were an Oscar Meyer weenier, Then everyone would be in love with me!
ReplyDeleteHmm... CHEESE SPREAD ON CHIPS!
ReplyDeleteSo what ought we do in the meantime????
ReplyDeleteI had a dream a man walked up to me and asked me if I wanted some ham. I said no and he walked off...
ReplyDeletethat's it
I know...
ReplyDeleteIt's time for!
*drum roll*
The Random Dragona Conversation Of The Day!
*fanfare of trumpets*
ReplyDeleteI JUST HAD CHIPS!
ReplyDeleteTHEY WERE GREASY!
Oh oh! Yes! Yes!!
ReplyDelete~claps hands~
*PLAYS TROMBONE*
ReplyDeletewoop deffo voting for you derek ovs!
ReplyDeleteahh but now you've figured out what this book is gonna be, you have to think about what the NEXT book is gonna be. AND the next, and the next and the next...and then i suppose thats it...yeah.
SKYRIL!!!!!!!!!! i havent seen u in what feels like yeaarrrss!
friendsreunited
ReplyDeletenothing to do
ReplyDeleteCheese, ew
Friend: If you get a gf they'll need a stepladder
ReplyDeleteMe: Shut up about stepladders will you? Do you fancy them or something?
Friend: Yes... I find them quite fit actually.
Friend2: You really need to get a gf though... even if they do need a stepladder.
Me: Oi, shut up about it.
Friend: Me and a stepladder... I can imagine it now...
Me: I wouldn't.
Friend2: Really... go ask someone out.
Me: Nope... everyone around here is a tangerine... so nope, no way.
Friend: Will you please stop calling my gf a tangerine?
Me: She is orange though...
DDUDUDUDU!
CECKOGIIIIRRRRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHello, Everybody!
ReplyDeleteHi, Lunar Tears!
*Chanted in fashion of Doctor From The Simpsons*
*GECKOGIIIIRRRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletefound the first tangerine in my school a few days ago...
ReplyDeleteLOL everyone here is INSANE!!!! It's AWESOME!!!!
ReplyDeleteMWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
It's time for!
ReplyDelete*drum roll*
The Random Dragona Conversation Of The Day!
*fanfare of trumpets*
Friend: If you get a gf they'll need a stepladder
Me: Shut up about stepladders will you? Do you fancy them or something?
Friend: Yes... I find them quite fit actually.
Friend2: You really need to get a gf though... even if they do need a stepladder.
Me: Oi, shut up about it.
Friend: Me and a stepladder... I can imagine it now...
Me: I wouldn't.
Friend2: Really... go ask someone out.
Me: Nope... everyone around here is a tangerine... so nope, no way.
Friend: Will you please stop calling my gf a tangerine?
Me: She is orange though...
DDUDUDUDU!
lol hi skyril!!!!!!
ReplyDeleterandom fact of the day: i had a nosebleed in spanish today!
and that was the RANDOM FACT OF THE DAY!
I repeat my random conversation 3 times each night...
ReplyDeletewOW mISStEARS THAT LIL TANGERINE MUST BE old!!
ReplyDeleteuv done that 2wice now...
ReplyDeleteI know... 2 out of 3 :D
ReplyDeleteIt's time for another good idea/bad idea!!!
ReplyDeleteGood idea: eating cucumber salad with a fork
Bad idea: eating cucumber salad with a trident
RANDOM DEBATE OF CLASS TODAY:
ReplyDeleteIf all the Harry Potter characters and all the Twilight characters had a fight (HP vs Twilight), who would win?
HP... they have brown sauce :D
ReplyDeleteHP!!! No doubt about it!!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you know Edward from Twilight is in the 4th HP.
pppphtt ovs harry potter characters. no wait...skulduggery characters would come flying in and kick all there asses! woooppp!
ReplyDeleteHe's the guy that dies in the end.
ReplyDeleteI think his name in HP is Sedric.
ReplyDeleteOh the guy who gets killed by Voldermaut... after the Triwizard Tornament... I know that one :D
ReplyDeleteWhat's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say RPG??
ReplyDeleteMY SIDE: Twilight, because the vampires would kill the HP characters in 30 seconds, then there's also werewolves and humans...
ReplyDeleteTHEIR SIDE: HP, because they have wands
Basically, it's supernatural super-humans vs ordinary people with magic sticks
hey Skyril and MissLTears do either of you watch the BBC show sherlock?
ReplyDelete*dragona groans and throws cheese at skylara's head*
ahhh cheese attack!!! oh crumpets!
Yep! That's it, Dragona! I liked that HP except everyone's hair was too long. Especially the Weasleys! {or however you spell their names....]
ReplyDeleteCedric
ReplyDeleteRPG? what the hell is that?
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't, Geckogirl.
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteRPG.....
ReplyDeleteRabbits Polishing Goatees! ovs!
or world of warcraft...those are the first two things.
*continues throwing cheese*
ReplyDeleteWhat's world of warcraft?
ReplyDeleteNo, geckogirl, sorry
ReplyDeleteHair too long? I prefer the 3rd one
ahh u must watch it skyril! its fantastic :O
ReplyDeleteIt's either Role-playing game or rocket propelled grenade.
ReplyDeleteu 2 missLTears! i am converting the world to sherlockness and skulduggeryness (although u guys are already just as obsessed with skulduggery as i am)
ReplyDeleteMy friend was reading Playing with Fire in English, and the supply teacher noticed the book, he asked her how long it was, she told him, and he said the last book he read was THE HUNGARY CATTERPILLAR
ReplyDeleteI don't play on much games... habbo, this and that's about it... I prefer my playstation :D
ReplyDeleteIsn't the 3rd one the one with the time necklace thingie that Hermione has?
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't have satellite or cable or anything :[ What channel is it on?
world of warcraft is like a huge role-playing game. its pretty awesome although incredibly addictive and you have to pay for a membership every month. i only got the trial but i never got the real game. t'was too addictive.
ReplyDeleteDVD...
ReplyDeletenot sure... its usually on at christmas
ReplyDeleteyes, the one with the time turner
That game sounds rubbish...
ReplyDeleteits on bbc 1 but i heard that it was aired in america the other week and im not sure if its on bbc 1 for you guys too.
ReplyDeletedo u guys have bbc 1? anyway its on that :D i am soooooo obsessed!
Mmm I thought that one was a little annoying, MissTears, because it's like you see half the movie twice.
ReplyDeleteWhat's it called again, Geckogirl? Maybe I can find it online.
ReplyDeleteOf course I have BBC1... I live in england...
ReplyDelete(back to playing with fire)
ReplyDeleteAnd then she tested me on characters. She named characters and I had to say who they were.
She tried to trick me with the Toxic Twins, but she never caught me out. I read that book 2 years ago
She's the one with the copy at home
and for that fact I envy her
ENGLAND
ReplyDeleteGOD SAVE THE TEENS!
*shoots Lunar for singing the national anthem wrong*
ReplyDeleteThis has been a fail of a night... no one who I normally talk to have been on...
ReplyDeleteDragona, do you know the words to the national anthem? I can't remember them all.
ReplyDeleteGod save the queen...
ReplyDeleteaww...
ReplyDeleteyou shoot me a lot
the bit after that...
ReplyDeletesomething like,
bla bla victorious, mighty and glorious bla bla bla
i know u have bbc 1 dragona i was wondering bout skyril in th US of A!
ReplyDeleteoh its called Sherlock skyril, i can give u the fan site link if you want? OH actually i think theres a site i know that can play it in america
one sec!
I know it :D
ReplyDeletethen, god save the queen
ReplyDeletebut what about when we have a King?
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/sherlock/watch.html
ReplyDeletehere u are Skyril, i dunno if it works coz it wont let me play it here in little ol' england :D
oh! and the first episode is a study in pink, then the blind banker and THEN the great game
ReplyDeleteWill Prince C take over?
ReplyDeleteWill we have to CHANGE the anthem?
Because, will there be a queen to save?
Is he married?
but the best ones are the first one and the last one.
ReplyDeleteGod save our gracious queen,
ReplyDeleteLong live our noble queen,
God save the queen,
Send her victorius,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the queen.
how old is the queen now?
ReplyDeleteI know he was ONCE married, but she died... a month before I was born...
ReplyDeleteSo will we have to CHANGE the anthem?
God save the king... it's quite simple...
ReplyDeleteHow'd you know that?
ReplyDelete*stunned at Dragona's knowledge*
But it doesn't work RIGHT
ReplyDeleteIt's not the SAME
ReplyDeleteBecause I remember it... I remember everything...
ReplyDeleteI know Lunar... but that's what they are going to change it to when prince charles becomes king...
ReplyDeleteOk thanks, Geckogirl! I'll check it out!! Talk to you later!
ReplyDeleteas you have mentioned...
ReplyDeleteI fell asleep on the bus home today
It was a BAD idea
Hmm...
ReplyDeleteLuckily, the year 8's got to me before the year 9's
ReplyDeleteThe year 8's just call your name and laugh
The year 9's creep up to you, see the year 8's got there first, so just scream in your ear
cya skyril!
ReplyDeletehttp://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/11/alex-rider-fanfic-part-five.html
ReplyDeleteNew Alex Rider Fanfic... I wrote a bit when I went insane so be warned...
learned how to say I am tired in German today
ReplyDelete..
Ich bin mude
insanity...
ReplyDeleteDo you know who Jack Nicholson is?
sorry guys, i have some fan-ficin to do so im gonna hop off now cya peps!
ReplyDeleteSherlock: Your an army doctor John, have you seen any trouble?
John: Yes, far too much trouble, enough for a lifetime...
Sherlock: *pause* Wanna see some more?
John: Oh god yes!
the dots should have gone over the U for the German thing
ReplyDeleteRead my fanfic first geckogirl... please...
ReplyDeletewwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaa???????
ReplyDeletewoo! 1st comment of 2nd page!
ReplyDeleteSorry people... I have to go now... Bye all.
ReplyDeleteLunar, if Florence comes on say I had to go off early...
Night all...
It hasn't worked!
ReplyDeleteNO!
M-master, sir, I have an idea. What if you give us, your loyal minions, the first chapter in the unfinished book, we can help you, we'd do anything for you!
ReplyDeleteFIXED IT!
ReplyDeleteGREAT IDEA!
ReplyDelete*holds out flat palm*
Where's the first chapter?
we ARE ever so loyal
ReplyDeleteFor the book, where's the chapter?
*look's around corners, searching*
Back guys .... sorry I hit my neck and it flipping hurt .. So I was on my bed being all pathetic about it then decided to try and get paracetamol ....
ReplyDelete*sighs* Is anyone still on or have I missed everyone ? :[
I take that as a yeah did miss everyone ...
ReplyDeleteI blame you *points to socks* Yeah you stop looking around it's all your falt!!!!! ...
I guess this means good night ..
Night All
dragona had to go early
ReplyDeletehi guys :)
ReplyDeleteim finally doing krav maga ny thigh is killing me but im loving it :)
ReplyDeletei fell good nunununununu
i knew that i would know...
ahh the boars home
well
i should hire sone hunters
SARTHACUS BOLT!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere on earth are you??? lol. we havn't talked in ages!!!!!!
Oh, and i've just learned how to make a molotav cocktail. Haha fiery violence. Good stuff.
Kallista: Plotting something?? Me?? Bah! Ridiculous!! Well... maybe not. But still!!!!
:P
hi thor...
ReplyDeletei really dont think i know you but hi
yada yada ya
ReplyDeletemoltovs? good stuff...
ReplyDeletehi missl tears
ReplyDelete