Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

your welcome!



Goodnight mary!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

1939

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

1940!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok good night Derekverse!

Rebella Tears said...

has any1 seen the Fred movie? really wanna c it!
movie Derek! wat bout SP movie? remember the bribe

Unknown said...

If you turn MY munckin army against Me to go to YOU, Derek;

I'll come to Irland
I'll hunt you down
And OOOOH what FUN we'll have then . . .

(Ridiculously long,pointless and completely unnessacery evil laugh would go nicely here but is optional)

PS: I think I've got a goods name for the next book 'Evil encounters'. (you can pay me later and I want full credit)

;b

Rebella Tears said...

dangergr,
Ireland is spelt Ireland.

wow. my speeling is improving

Rebella Tears said...

damn it.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...
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Wonka said...

there's a new boy in like, all of my classes and I think he's a reflection...

Wonka said...

total random, but I have PROOF!

he never speaks, he only responds to direct questions from teachers, and he seems in no hurry to make friends. it may just be me, but it really seems like it. oh, and he never makes eye contact with ANYONE

Wonka said...

apart from me, that is, and I'm practically the only person he ever HAS.

Wonka said...

ive just put these up randomly, as it was literally screaming in my brain, so I shall go now. and leave everyone in peace.....

oh and i always imagine China Sorrows in a pink VW Bug.

Dragona Pine said...

I have arrived.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm doing my spanish hw... what the hell does


Elige las instalaciones que menciona Juan Ignacio


mean?

Dragona Pine said...

Computer says...


It chooses the facilities that Juan mentions Ignacio



I think that means choose the facilities that Juan Ignacio mentions...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*sneeses*

ahhhhhhhhh I am feeling much better ... my neck is nearly pain free ...

THANK YOU TO WHOEVER INVENTED MEDICINE!!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette, glad your feeling better...

Dragona Pine said...

What theme should I do my next Driv3r video?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

thank you Dragona *bows* are you feeling any better yet?

I'm learning the piano part f unfaitful

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

urm ....

epic crashes

Dragona Pine said...

I have a cold... good cover up story for my tiredness :D


But my tiredness has nearly gone anyway and I feel happy...

Dragona Pine said...

Ok... truck for this then :D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*sighs* I went back to school today ...

my bff now thinks I'm voilent because I said 'it's funy to hurt people'

and everyone else thinks I'm emo .. but I'm not quite sure why

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista... I wished you happy birthday but two seconds earlier you went off...



DEREK I HOPE YOU WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN 4 days if you don't count today... and for my birthday present watch my video :D

Dragona Pine said...

20th :D

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not leaving you to be larified kallista...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

um... hi again

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Thrice..


Kallista don't go!

Lunar Tears said...

Hello

Um, somebody pretended to stab me today

Well, three people

Repeatedly

Then I got chased with a stick

Then one of my BEST FRIENDS pretended to be a Prey Mampta (spelling inaccurate) and nipped me

Repeatedly

Then I fell over

Then someone tried to shoulder barge me into a puddle

Then I got squished on the bus home

All in all, a pretty good day... for me

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U9RcbaWVeI

HEYA KALLISTA

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

mabye shes gone

Lunar Tears said...

HI LARRY!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi larry and vry1 else

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista turn your name back... please...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

nice day, missltears

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

radiator!

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people of the universe.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Heya Kallista ... I'm not going to call you Larry so please put it back

Hello Thrice, Lunar

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

toes

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

radiator warming toes

Darkane Claw said...

Kallista, why are you calling yourself Larry?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I'm not an emo though!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

numb fingers

Lunar Tears said...

Forgot to say someone stole my gloves

THREE DAYS IN A ROW

They're becoming a prime target now...

Darkane Claw said...

My friend thinks I'm an emo. I'm not.... I just wear black all the time and listen to rock and punk music and have a very depressing view of the world.

Lunar Tears said...

How I wish I could have black hair

Dragona Pine said...

I know that Nicolette...

Dragona Pine said...

2000th

Dragona Pine said...

AND NEW PAGE!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

so hard to type

Darkane Claw said...

I really really want black hair. My hair is just REALLY dark brown.

Lunar Tears said...

I once called my friend a blonde goth

SHE IS

But I accidentally said it just as the Sanguine of our class turned around to listen to out conversation

Dragona Pine said...

Darkane mine is very dark brown as well...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

someone new should come on

Darkane Claw said...

Everyone thinks that my hair is black and that makes them think I'm even more of a goth.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

they might warm my toes

Darkane Claw said...

Or emo..... or whatever.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i have black hair

Darkane Claw said...

BUNNIES brb

Lunar Tears said...

My hair used to be dark brown

but it's getting lighter every month

AND SO ARE MY EYES

I'd hate the thought of ME having light brown eyes... NO

They're hardly dark any more...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i was never called an emo or goth though

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going to make the Ultimate Driv3r Crash Video :D

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bunny is:
(\_/)
(0 o)
(> <)

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

and my eyes are dark brown

Lunar Tears said...

Someone said I lived in a rabbit burrow

So I said they lived in a caravan (because they told the Scapegrace of our class that)

But what I said was PARTLY true

They DO have a caravan

Because they go camping a lot

I had drama last, which cheered me up

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

my dog smells like a puppy

Dragona Pine said...

My eyes are dark brown but if you look really close their gold... strange...

Lunar Tears said...

I give the people of my class characters from the SP series

But not Valkyrie or Skulduggery

Because they are REAL

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

we have a 'roll your own tabacco mouse mat

Darkane Claw said...

back

Lunar Tears said...

GOLD EYES?

cool

mine have green rings around the outside, people tell me

I like green eyes...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

oh my god mister golden eyes, your like
Kronos or the mistery guy from skulduggery

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

My hair and eyes used to be dark brown but now my hairs medium brown and my eyes are a goly hazel

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Darkane Claw said...

My eyes are gold.... and my friends at athletics said I'M A TWILIGHT VAMPIRE!!!! I was so insulted.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'm hungry

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*goldy

Lunar Tears said...

If I had a child, a boy, I would call him Amblessed

Darkane Claw said...

Mmm, apple crumble.

Lunar Tears said...

don't be insulted!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cool eyes mr. twilight vampire.
i wouldn't be insulted because those vampires are supposed to be good looking

Darkane Claw said...

But twilight vampires SUCK!!! Although it would be cool to be that strong and fast. They think I'm strong and fast as well so that was a compliment..... meh.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

stop making me hungry

Darkane Claw said...

I'm a girl thrice.........

























































































Awkward

Lunar Tears said...

yes

those vampires ARE good looking

and awesome

and fast

and strong

and SO much better than werewolves

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

sometimes my pupil takes over completly
that's how dark my eyes are

Lunar Tears said...

brb

just going to annoy some neighbours more























by banging on my drums

Darkane Claw said...

Cinnamon

Darkane Claw said...

That reminds me, I should really practice my drums..... meh, I have till 8.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

sorry ms. twilight vampire

Darkane Claw said...

And piano. < EVIL!!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

fingers still numb

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, change your name back please...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'm not too sure kallista is on

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

COOOOOOOOOOOOOLD TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES





BRR

Darkane Claw said...

ᢸ∂郩µí˝˚Ï€˛˜Ã³‚Å“®ÃŸ√úˇ˙≈¥¯

Lunar Tears said...

????wooo????

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

this room is really cold



i'm robbing my hands together now

Lunar Tears said...

WHAT THINGS?

EVIL MINION THINGS?

MWAHAHAHAHAAA

Lunar Tears said...

WEEEEEEEEEE

DRAGONS

AMAZING

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i have to take care of my fingers and toes

i better turn on the radiator

Lunar Tears said...

MULTITASKING

doing this

practising doubles

watching random TV shows

I need to make my doubles faster...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i think it'll be afew minutes b4 the radiator
is warm

Darkane Claw said...

How fast can you do doubles Lunar?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i cant multitask

Darkane Claw said...

It was the alphabet. MWAHAHA

Darkane Claw said...

I can multitask, right no I'm doing this, listening to music and learning shakespeare quotes.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

we are evil minion things and i know dragons are amazing

Dragona Pine said...

Please Kallista, change your name back, I refuse to see you being called Larry... you are not Larrified and so you are not a Larry...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i am reading comments and planning my next comment i suppose @) <-(cyclops)

Darkane Claw said...

I am sorry for thee: thou art come to answer a stony adversary an inhuman wretch uncapable of pity, void and empty from any dram of mercy.


^ EVIL QUOTES

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

shakespeare? that guy in stardust right?

Darkane Claw said...

It's not in any language Kallista, if you hold down the alt/option button on your key board and press the letters it makes weird letters. πíúƒ¥˚©˝∂ßú®√

Dragona Pine said...

Brb for my tea...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

don't be evil, it's bold

Lunar Tears said...

cool cyclops

not very fast

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

hmm...

SHAKESPEARE!

GOOD RIDDANCE!

Darkane Claw said...

Shakespeare, the famous play write who wrote hamlet, romeo and juliet, midsummer nights dream, the merchant of venice.

Lunar Tears said...

Jedward are annoying me

JEDWARD: DON'T MESS WITH JEDWARD!

Oh, really...

Darkane Claw said...

The quote I wrote was the duke of venice talking about shylock.

Lunar Tears said...

The guy from St. Trinity's 2

Darkane Claw said...

I hate Jedward.

Darkane Claw said...

He also wrote poems and sonnets,

Lunar Tears said...

A HORSE! A HORSE! MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE!

Richard 111

So glad I'm not doing Shakespeare

Darkane Claw said...

I have to go in 10 to practice piano. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Evil piano.

Darkane Claw said...

In sooth I know not why I am so sad, It wearies me you say it wearies you.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

my competer wasn't responding

Lunar Tears said...

*aims with giant crossbow*

*arrow hits John in the foot*

*J limps off stage*

One gone...

*aims with gun*

*shoots Edward with bullet*

Where's the guy that did pressure..?

Lunar Tears said...

We're doing about FACEBOOK in English

Darkane Claw said...

Ok, this is going to be completely wrong, and I'm going to put shame to Shakespeare for not knowing this quote but I have to know it so here it is:

I hate him for he is a Christian
But more for that in low simplicity
He lends out money gratis and brings down the rate of usance here with us in venice
If I can catch him once upon the hip
I'll feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him
He hates our sacred nation and he rails
Even there where merchants most do congregate.....

There's another two lines but I forget them.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

are they saying that it's dangerous?

Darkane Claw said...

I have to go now and practice piano now. BYE ALL!!!!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

good shakespear quoting

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ms. shakespear is gone... yay...

Lunar Tears said...

bye

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

are you still on lunar

Lunar Tears said...

yay?

Lunar Tears said...

i'm still on

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

are you leaving or saying bye to ms. shakespear

Lunar Tears said...

my mum will soon be home...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

only joking about the yay

Lunar Tears said...

saying bye to Darkane

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

what's bad about your mum being home

hudson said...

There should be a lot more just plain cool stuff in the sixth book.
I am sure that you won't dissapoint
DON'T OR ELSE

not rly ur cool : ]

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cause' i have a hacksaw
i think i lent it to nicolete once

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'm cool too

Lunar Tears said...

nothing...

It means I can't secretly eat anymore birthday cake

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i don't know you hudson? are you named after the river god in p.j. 5

Lunar Tears said...

Ms. White did it in the Kitchen with a rope!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i love sneaking cake

Lunar Tears said...

I know someone called Mahooligan

Lunar Tears said...

delicious...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

who's ms. white?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

here be dragon poop

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

someone was going to name themselves miheal cuz it sounded like my hole

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

weird right

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

r u on?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

eh..

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

anyone on?

Lunar Tears said...

just got some cake

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Pendragon

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

oh yeah, ms. white

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

nicolette left

Lunar Tears said...

My thumbs gone!

It was there a second ago!

Oh, there it is!

No... that's my toe

Lunar Tears said...

stupid toe...

Lunar Tears said...

ssh!

Don't tell pikatchu

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'll give you a thumb for a toe

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i need a toe and i have a spare pet thumb so..

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'll tell

Lunar Tears said...

Random Conversation I Had

F: WOW! I'm being sarcastic
M: Really?
F: I'm being so sarcastic I can't even tell I'm sarcastic
M: Wow!
F: You're a lamb chop
M: Cool
F: Not really
M: Oh
F: Are you being sarcastic?
M: No
F: Good, 'cos that's my thing

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

sorry, i had a spare nose but i fed it to my dog. here you can have mine

Star Lord said...

Guys guys guys guys GUYS!!!



ANDY BRIGGS REPLIED TO MY EMAIL TO HIM!!!


Banned from the comp. today so this'll be the only comment.


Whoa, over reacting!


See-ya!

Lunar Tears said...

Hmm...

I'm sure I left my brain around here somwehere...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ms. shakespear is back

Lunar Tears said...

DARKANE

HOW'S THE PIANO?

Darkane Claw said...

Lunar, how fast can you do doubles?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

sabny 1 xc my hanjdds>?

Darkane Claw said...

I thought I was miss Twilight...... I'm not sure which is better.....

Piano is evil. I CANT GET THE LAST BAR!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Lunar Tears said...

Not sure...

I'm getting faster...

*spins around*

and faster!

*spins around faster*

And faster!

*spins faster*

and faster!

*spins faster*

and faster!

*just a blur*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

?

bencotter said...

hiya

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i found 1 hand!

Lunar Tears said...

*whistles*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi ben

bencotter said...

hi...

Lunar Tears said...

WHERE'S MY BRAIN?

It was lying around here... now it's gone... I can't find it...

bencotter said...

thrice, are you new to this blog. Or is it I just haven't met you before?

Darkane Claw said...

I'm crap at doubles, I just can't get them faster, no matter how much I practice they're always the same.

Lunar Tears said...

I BROUGHT MY BIG SPOON!

bencotter said...

I hope nicolette dosen't come on. Or there will be ANOTHER war...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'm kinda new,

Lunar Tears said...

YOU DON'T KNOW IF I SLEEP LIKE A SPOON

OR RARELY AT ALL

Darkane Claw said...

Dinner, brb.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bring your big spoon to the superbowl,





or look my spoon is too big on youtube

Lunar Tears said...

Doubles ARE frustrating

bencotter said...

sorta... but wat i allways do to . . . reel them in, shall i say.... is kill them...

Lunar Tears said...

I guess...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

oh my god, flowers

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