Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

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Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i h8 doubles

bencotter said...

which isn't the answer to EVERYTHING. *news flash pops up* DON'T TRY ANY OF WHAT BEN SAYS AT HOME KIDS. ADULTS . . . FEEL FREE!!!!!!!!

Lunar Tears said...

MAM'S BACK

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

who can i call mr/ms. smellyfeet

bencotter said...

No not a lady KILLER... I have my ways... but on the internet when you've never seen them for real... pretty much yeah

Lunar Tears said...

sigh

At least I'll have my tea soon...

Dragona Pine said...

(OMG) HI all...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'm mr. coldfeet

bencotter said...

call kallista ms smelly feet *chuckles and faints*

bencotter said...

oh hi dragona...

Dragona Pine said...

Ben have you done the 'thing' yet?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

POO!

Lunar Tears said...

*zooms in on hoverboard*

Just been to the future

IT WAS AWESOME

I also know what happens in the SP books

YAY!

bencotter said...

q=WORKS HXM SHHG HDWSY £&*%$£" DYGSJ

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ms. smellyfeet has nice smelling feet










sarcasim

Lunar Tears said...

interesting...

hi Dragona

bencotter said...

what... no not yet... SHE hasn'T been online

Dragona Pine said...

Yes Kallista... much better thanks...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

oh hi dragona

bencotter said...

how bout' you and the Fone Lthat Oyou like?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ms smellyfeet is kallista
i hereby christen you ms. smellyfeet

Dragona Pine said...

Fone Lthat Oyou like?

bencotter said...

oh yeh and amm writing my new book!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

I get that ben... very funny haha...


(sarcasm)

bencotter said...
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Lunar Tears said...

*walks up to Giant Panda*

How much DO you weigh?

*Giant Panda goes crazy*

Sorry... CALM DOWN!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ruler of the page has smellyfeet

bencotter said...

oh cool you get it ... no reason to say it loud... i'll delete the PERSON

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'm writing a story too

bencotter said...

DONE

Lunar Tears said...

*comes in, mauled by panda*

NEVER tell a Giant Panda to calm down...

Dragona Pine said...

Ha bloody ha...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

the name was ben's idea

Lunar Tears said...

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BRAIN?

bencotter said...

LANGUAGE. OH crap.

bencotter said...

ewfje

Dragona Pine said...

*grumbles*

bencotter said...

you know SMS messages... save MY soul

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i have your brain pickeled in a jar over here Lunar

Lunar Tears said...

OK

I've lost my brain

So there goes my mind...

Now I really HAVE lost my mind

Dragona Pine said...

You're soul will need saving once I've finished with it...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

brains smell bad

bencotter said...

*looks at kallista and shrinks into corner.* erm erm... thrice came up with the name...but i said kallista so...

Lunar Tears said...

THRICE!

HOWEVER WILL I GET IT BACK?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

lunar i already told you i have your brain over here

bencotter said...

*takes out gun and kills self...* oh hi devil... AGAIN

Lunar Tears said...

HOW WILL I GET MY BRAIN BACK?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

here, you can have your smelly brain, ms.smellybrain

bencotter said...

*DIES AGAIN*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*comes walking back in*

I'm in a miscivious mood :]

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ben, you finally entered my domain, hell

Dragona Pine said...

Grr...

bencotter said...
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Lunar Tears said...

thanks...

how do I insert my brain?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi ms. civious

bencotter said...

oh dam ....nicolette

Lunar Tears said...

thanks...

How do you insert a brain into your own head?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Alert Alert I warn you now I have been reading about demons and vampires and am in an evil mood :]

hello ben hello darkane hello anyone else who came whilst I was gone

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

you just cut off the top of your head and... OH MY GOD! don't google how, it's violent.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

@ben ..

am I really that bad in my evi moods >:]

bencotter said...

kallista, im a boy and \I want to stay that way. Young and in a good status in secondary

Lunar Tears said...

Yeah!

You'll need to turn your face UP
(literally)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hello Kallista :]

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

dinner brb

bencotter said...

erm... nicolette. From our recent wars im saying...YES

Dragona Pine said...

Ben I think you should so it, y'know?

Lunar Tears said...

How do I do it?

*begins to cry*

The brain is sticky!

Dragona Pine said...

do sorry damn typos grr...

Lunar Tears said...

CAN ANYONE HELP ME?!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hehehehe but I wasn't in an evil mood then *laughs then disapears into shadows*

*taps ben behind he turns and I stab his shoulder with a dagger whilst laughing*

hehehe oh being evils fun

*jumps back into shadows unseen*

bencotter said...

ew... i googled how to cut someone's head off...

Dragona Pine said...

*shoots tranquiliser dart at Lunar*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

(whispers) who wants to be terrorised next ?

bencotter said...

*gets gun out* i've been looking foward to this!!!!

Lunar Tears said...

*attempts to thread brain through ear*

*brain hangs from ear*

help? anyone?

bencotter said...

kallista... you should hide because things are going to get MESSY

Lunar Tears said...

*last comment happened after waking up from tranquilliser dart*

bencotter said...

*fires gun at nicolette catching her left thigh*

bencotter said...

*dies*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*laughter can be heard from shadows coming from different points every second constintly moving then stopping behind ben*

What makes you think you could hit me? take a guess any of the shadows

*dissapears silently into shadows constently moving silently*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Left thigh? *goes back to her bunny*

ahh poor might

bencotter said...

*gets up and fires again at random. hits kallista as she peeks out*

bencotter said...

*Goes into shadows as well*

Lunar Tears said...

*tries lots of hats on in mirror*

Lunar Tears said...

Top hat or fedora hat?

bencotter said...

Atually nicolette ... i was thinking that we keep havin wars and that... if we worked together we could reighn SUPREME. and then destroy the world. at this rate all wer'e destroying is a town...

Lunar Tears said...

*hugs random guy from street*

bencotter said...

FEDORA

Lunar Tears said...

*puts on fedora hat*

How do I look?

bencotter said...

damn all you little £*$"$^ kids!

bencotter said...

*kills all of the kids*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hmmmm I like that though ben *surprises ben by tapping his shoulder and handing him a dagger*

just don't miss or you mess up my reputation

*disappears into different shadows*

Dragona Pine said...

*grabs ben and nicolette*

Geckogirl said...

hey guys :D
did u enjoy ur birthday yesterday kallista?

bencotter said...

*telepathcically* OH COOL... I CAN MOVE STUFF WITHOUT TOUCHIN THEM NOW!

Dragona Pine said...

NO FIGHTING GAYS!

bencotter said...

OK Nicolette... deal

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

(sinds in a whisper ring a ring a roses behind Kallista - represents black death)

*moves then grabs Kallista and pulls her into shadows covering her mouth to stop her screaming*

Dragona Pine said...

If you dare use any violence or reign supreme or whatever you shall die...

bencotter said...

*puts dagger in belt*

bencotter said...

*Grabs lunar and covers her mouth*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*dagger hits Dragona* WERE NOT GAYS!! *laughs then goes silent*

*a muffled scream escapes Kallistas lips so I slit my dagger down her arm and she holds in another scream*

Dragona Pine said...

*picks up Nicolette, making the shadows release Kallista*


YOU BLOOMIN LITTLE MONGREL!


*throws Nicolette*

bencotter said...

*chuckles behind dragona and then disapears*

Lunar Tears said...

brb
tea

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*laughs at Dragona* Do realize you just grabbed kallista there?

Dragona Pine said...

*punches Nicolette across the jaw, before taking her dagger and slitting her throat with it*


THAT IS WHAT YOU GET!


I TOLD YO NO VIOLENCE!

Geckogirl said...

*looks upon seen before her and gawps* woah....what did i miss?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*dragona grabs for me but can't escape because laughing to hard he slits my throat and I fall to ground limp*

Geckogirl said...

no problem kallista ;) glad u had a great day

bencotter said...

you can never defeat the supreme...

Geckogirl said...

are we all being violent?! *grabs crossbow* yay! its like christmas!

Darkane Claw said...

Um............... *Grabs a water gun and sprays Ben* MWAHAHA!

Dragona Pine said...

I AM BLOOMIN WELL FED UP OF THESE F***ING WARS THAT EVERYONE KEEPS HAVING, IF YOU DO NOT STOP IT I'LL TEAR YOUR BLOOMIN THROAT OUT AND MAKE YOU EAT IT YOU BLOOMIN LITTLE MONGRELS!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*Dragona goes for ben and i stand creeping back to the shadows*

hehehe I'm good *cut on throat has healed*

bencotter said...

*Slits darkanes arm*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*listens to Dragonas threat whilst tossing a dagger in the shadows*

.. well someones a little grumpy :]

Dragona Pine said...

*grabs ben and tears his throat out, shoves it in his mouth and throws him off a cliff*

Darkane Claw said...

Oi! *slits Bens throat*

bencotter said...

*ducks out of dragonas way* by the way i think supreme was the wrong word. moree like amature

Dragona Pine said...

No Kallista... the people who are fighting I call bloomin little mongrels...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*cheers on Kallista* YOU GO GIRL!!!

*darts to skylara and whispers something in her ear she staggers off terrefied my threat to help Kallista*

Darkane Claw said...

Thanks Kallista.

Geckogirl said...

*looks at dragona filled with anger and slowly puts crossbow down* ok dragona.....ive put the crossbow down....just calm...do-KIDDING! *throws random granade and it hits cheryl cole* WOOOOTTTS!

bencotter said...

c'mon dragona... is tht all you got. since these BLOOMIN LITTLE MONGRELs are getting better...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*hi fives ben*

Darkane Claw said...

*Grabs a bag of bombs and throws them at ben, they explode and he runs around on fire*

bencotter said...

Soz darkane. you can help me and nicolette to destroy the world if you like?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*tuts at Kallista and grabs her back into shadows teaching her her lesson again before throwing her back out into open heavily bleeding and eys fixed on dragona*

Darkane Claw said...

*Puts out the fire and ponders*

Dragona Pine said...

No ben... that is not all that i've got... if anyone else uses violence I'll kill them...

bencotter said...

Seriously , my blade slipped and hurt your arm

Geckogirl said...

destroy the world?! nicolette and ben why are you trying to destroy the world?!

Dragona Pine said...

*grabs Nicolette, tears her throat out and throws her off a cliff*


DO YOU NOT LISTEN YOU STUPID LITTLE BRAT?

bencotter said...

nicolette carry on without be for a bit. its my dinner time

Darkane Claw said...

Meh, the world is over rated *joins Nicolette and Ben in their evil plan*

Lunar Tears said...

What's going on?

bencotter said...

*before goes, kick dragona in the face* i'll be back soon for MORE of tht

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*side steps as Dragona reaches into the darkness*

of course I listen .. I just don't learn >:]

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry Nicolette... I didn't mean that about calling you a brat, you aren't... but if there's one thing I cannot stand is violence on here... ben, Nicolette, please stop fighting...

Geckogirl said...

ohhh no you dont nicolette, darkane and ben *grabs flamethrower* your gonna have to go for me before you destroy this world. THIS WORLD HAS PRINGLES! I CANT LET YOU DESTROY IT!

Dragona Pine said...

You what ben?


I'll batter the crap outa you...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*jumps on Dragonas Back and slits a dagger threw his armour peircing his arm*

*jumps bak into shadow and darts off*

Darkane Claw said...

Cough *taps Skylara on the shoulder and grabs the flame thrower off her*
If you join us we can steal the pringle recipe and make them on the place we're going to.

Dragona Pine said...

NICOLETTE STOP IT NOW!


YOU DAMN LITTLE...


JUST STOP USING VIOLENCE...

Darkane Claw said...

*Watches stem coming out of Dragona's ears.* hehehe.

Geckogirl said...

you...you'd steal the pringle recipe? ohh...erm...now you've stumped me....give me a sec.
*walks over to corner to ponder on whether to join the other side or not*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*ponders question* hmmm mabey later

*runs at skylara daggers at the ready she uses flame thrower and I dodge over it heating marshmellows on the way*

skylara were not completly destroying it just destroying all the bad and keeping all the good to ourselves so think about it?

*makes dagger against skylaras neck noticible for if she makes wrong desicion*

Lunar Tears said...

Okay, I have gathered three people are trying to destroy the world
(Been there, done that)

Everyone else is fighting
(Been there, done that)

Except for Dragon, who is trying, and failing to keep control
(Yes, been there, done that)

Anything else?

Dragona Pine said...

*bangs head against a wall, hits so hard the wall breaks*


I swear... if anyone uses violence again I am never coming on... and you lot will be having all these huge wars, have no friends and you'll wish 'Oh if we just had listened to Dragona', then you can have as many wars as you like, happy?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*grabs kallista* were not betraying you were making the world a better place .... for us ...

please join us

Lunar Tears said...

And Skylara likes pringles...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'm back

Darkane Claw said...

Dragona, do..... do marshmallows count as violence? *Hides the big pack of marshmallows she was about to pelt him with behind her back*

Geckogirl said...

*looks at dagger nicolette is holding on her neak* hmm..ok darkane now i dont think im gonna join the side that has a dagger on my neak.
BUT while i was here 'pondering in the corner' i made a few calls.
*nicolette looks behind her to see a giant army of oompa loompas riding alpacas* ohh YEAHH!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i'm sry i started the smellyfeet war

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*darts to Thrice and holds him dagger pressed against throat*

Heya Thrice do you want to join int the fight ... if not you can just die its all good :] .. for me anyway

Lunar Tears said...

MARSHMALLOWS!

*leaps at Darkane's marshmallows, trying to reach the fluffy goodness*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i like alpakas

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

SKYLARA!!!! *slits her neck and stabs her into ground*

THAT WIIL TEACH YOU TO GO AGAINST ME!! ...

Darkane Claw said...

Aw, that's a pity Skylara. *Grabs pringle recipe and holds it over flames*

Lunar Tears said...

i hate llamas

Lunar Tears said...

a llama bit me when I was 5

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ok i have smelly feet, i am mister smellyfeet
* takes out loads of daggers and therws them into ecveryone who's fighting neck

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*manages to keep Skylara alive long enough to watch all pringles and there recipe burn away*

I would offer you one of the last pringle but since you have no throat and are about to die .... >:]

Darkane Claw said...

*Gives Lunar some marshmallows* Sorry I need the rest for amo. *Loads marshmallow gun*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

that Is what this war is about right

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*takes throat out of her neck like she just been hit my a fly and gkares at Thrice with peircing yellow eyes*

I'd advice against that Thrice

Darkane Claw said...

*Sneaks up behind Kalista and grabs the pringle recipe and all the copies she made and burns them*

Lunar Tears said...

*fills mouth with marshmallows*

marshmallows...

*grins with mouth full of marshmallows*

Geckogirl said...

NOOOOOO THE PRINGLE RECIPE!!!! WHY OH WHY DID THAT HAVE TO DIE IN THIS WAR!!! OK, NOW IM ANGRY!
*nicolette thinks shes slit skylaras throat but acutally skylara switched herself with a dummy while nicolette was staring at alpacas and oompa loompas*

ATTACK!!!!! *nicolette and darkane are trampled by alpacas and skylara dives for pringle recipe*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

* eats ashes af all pringles and holds mouth in front of marshmallow gun

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*grabs kallista and tears up recipie*

I offer you a place without threat and you go against me!! ONE OF MY BEST FREINDS!!!!!!!

*slits her neck and stabs her in side then heart*

HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!11

Geckogirl said...

oh thank god! kallista saved the pringle recipe!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

no food shall go to waste in thei war

Lunar Tears said...

I had pringles yesterday

now I'm having MARSHMALLOWS

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

haha

Darkane Claw said...

*Fires marshmallow gun and thrice zooms away and wakes into Skylara*

How did that happen?

Geckogirl said...

*heals kallista* why? why did the pringles have to goooooo?

Lunar Tears said...

2nd of new page... not bad

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i rule the page!!
O

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*stabs self in side and lets herself die*

Darkane Claw said...

*Takes out a pack of pringles and throws them at Skylara, they explode everywhere and there is pringle confetti* AWESOME!!! *Dances aroung in confetti*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i shall get derek to call upon the rest of his minions to stop this war
as i rule the page

Lunar Tears said...

NICOLETTE!

YOU DESTROY THIS PLACE AND LET YOURSELF LEAVE!
HOW COULD YOU?!

Geckogirl said...

PRINGLE CONFETTI!!!!!!!!! *dances madly in pringle confetti with mouth open catching pringles*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i will eat all food wasted in this battle

Darkane Claw said...

*Grabs pink furry dinosaurs and shoves them in Thrice's mouth*

Lunar Tears said...

Derek is busy

Writing the awesomeness that shall surely exist

DO DO DOO

Geckogirl said...

*says through mouth full of pringles* is de war ober now?

Lunar Tears said...

*dances*

for no reason

just dances

Darkane Claw said...

*Throws marshmallow in the air and they turn into fireworks, when they land they are toasted*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

I started this war, i will kill myself to stop the fighting
* cut's self up in front of a bunch of rotwilers

Lunar Tears said...

*puts knife through heart*

*blood pours down the unhealing hole, where Lunar Tears' soul once lay at peace*

Darkane Claw said...

No, no it's not Skylara. *Fires pringle and marshmallow guns while laughing hysterically* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Geckogirl said...

*sees everyone killing themselves* MY WORK IS NOT DONE!
*grows magical fairy wings and flys over everyone healing them instantly* PRINGLES GIVE YOU WINNGGGS!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

* eats all pringles and marshmallows in the form of a rotwiller

Geckogirl said...

pringles and marshmellows!!!!!!!!*flys catching pringles and marshmellows while darkane fires them*

Darkane Claw said...

*Turns serious, sees Skylara flying and levitates up to her. Points pringle gun at her* Open your mouth or die.

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