You broke the internet AGAIN??
You do these things just to annoy me, don't you? It's because you're all evil, that's what it is. All my minions are evil.
Sigh.
Well, I suppose we needed a new blog entry anyway- a special Halloween themed one... So use the comments section wisely, my wicked minions, and tell me what you did, who you dressed up as, and did you get any tricks or, indeed, treats...
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Lol Nicolette...
ehhhhhh oh poo meh can I change my christmas presant or is it to late?
I'm just tagging along with my younger brothers, sisters and cousins... But I'm wearing my favourite outfit of my black, American-widow, My Chemical Romance t-shirt (I saw them in Manchester! They were awesome!) My red and black check shirt over the top, not done up, with my leather jacket and black jeans.
Breaking the internet is so much fun though... And being evil is the best part about being a minion...
I think you can... I changed my Birthday present that's in 21 days... I WANT GOLDENEYE ON THE WII, I LOOKS AWSOME!
ahhh well I think it all depends on weather my dads bought the new ipod touch ..
there no. 1 christmas presant so mabey he hasn't been able to get one yet *crosses fingers*
I hope you can get online on Goldeneye...
brb need to put laptop back because not meant to be on it and mums come home
Ok Nicolette...
Hey, Derek. Of COURSE all of your minions are evil! We're YOUR minions. It makes sense and if we weren't evil, the universe would implode or something much like if someone tried to divide by zero...
Back!
Ok Sarthacus...
SSSSQQQQIIIIGGGGLLLLEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!
Do you have a wii Sarthacus?
Er, no. I have an Xbox 360, though!
Lol, if I get Goldeneye for my Birthday I want someone to go online with... because it had 8 player online...
: O
= E
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= 3
Lol...
:E
brb...
OK, Dragona.
ahaa I be back :D
*Whistles ACDC's TNT*
Ah, hello, Nicolette!
Hello, just back from the track and I officially embarrassed myself, The first few throws were awesome but after an hour my arm was getting sore and my full turns got completely messed up :(
Aww.
SQUIGGLES!
I'm... TNT!
Dnanana!
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WHOOP! 300 and 301 comment!
Well hello there >:D
Last night we were at a fancy dress halloween party, in which I was FORCED to go as a....Ugh....Pink Lady from Grease. Oh God. But what was worse was that my parents and two of their friends went as Abba. Which has scarred me for LIFE. And anyone who couldn't guess they were Abba, were told that "They got lost on the way home from Glastonbury." Those people will not sleep for as long as they live.
I also had no shoes. Because the ones I were wearing were VERY painful, so I threw them into a hedge, as you do, and ran about all night with freezing feet and drunk parents... It was GREAT. And tonight, I'm hopefully going to a firework display with Druna and Shakra and dressing as Jack Sparrow (WOO!:D) And then trick or treating (But most likely tricking. I trick A LOT of people :D )
So I'll let you know how those terrifying events go! :D
Have a good Halloween, Mr Dr Derek Landy Golden God-ness Skulduggereh sir! :D
My mum just threatened to ground me and not let me go to a party tonight because of my 'attitude,' evil.
sorry... I just had my dinner...
I'm a power load, TNT, watch mne explooooooooooode!
TNT!
Dinner?
Do you guys think I should dress up all in black or as one of the blues brothers?
Lol Sarthacus...
Yes Sarthacus, dinner, you eat it.
Uh, I don't really mind...
Lunch... I'm yorkshian... Dinner IS Lunch in yorkshire...
Darkane... dress in all black and you can be mine and Sarthacus' Shadow Sister...
Yeah... uh, Miss Terror!
Sarthacus is Mr. Torture, I am Mr. Pain... you can be Ms. Terror...
Ok then, I'll steal my brothers balaclava. I have dinner at lunch time on Sundays as well. Everyone thinks I'm strange.
HELLO! ... sorry had to write about my favourite auther for my sisters homework
Ok Nicolette...
There's a massive pile of sweets for trick or treaters, I really want to steal some.
can I have a cool name to? I'm in all black exept for the writing costume on my hoodie which is in white
lol mums just bought loads of halloween sweets and pumpkins for us to do ... we have one each
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc
Watch it gets funny.
grrr my laptops playing up ... I dont think it likes my new touches to its screen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W0HhVq1FHM&feature=related
Sweet!
Nicolette... you could be... Ms. Death...
Ok Kallista..
Ms. ?
I'm not divorced but thanks for the name
In fact... OK, everybody chose, what sounds cooler, Mr. Torture or Merchant of Death?
Ms. means you aren't married...
Mr. Torture... Merchant of death is a bit cheesy and tacky...
Mr. Torture
Miss means the same...
I think theres somthing wrong with my head ...
theres nothing wrong with it!!! I'm losing my randomness *cries* how do I make it to the loony bin now?
OK, I will be Mr. Torture... Hehehe!
I am Mr. Pain...
I wonder where Florence is... she's normally on at this time...
This is my first time commenting, but ill give it a shot... my best friend is being a devil and i'm being sailor moon. and then i plan on putting on a dark cloak and scaring the living daylights out of the little kids. MUWAHAHAHA!!
brb my sister need me to draw her a picture of skulduggery pleasant for her homework becasue I said I would brutilly murder her if she cut it from one of my books ...
plus we don't have a printer so..
brb
Well finally we landed and tried to shuffle up the isle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a hint of a smile
And as we heard this announcement our hearts gave a terrible thump
If you haven't pre payed to use the steps you'll have to feckin jump.
lol, Darkane!
Lol...
Have you watch the video on you tube?
Yep... its cool!
It's lolified!
Did you watch mine?
Yep, awesome song.
Thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc&ob=av2e
AWESOME SONG!
Yh...
I feel slightly depressed... maybe scaring people will cheer me up... and 4 of my friends are coming up to the village where I live... so we'll be laughing...
Er... yeah... cool... = S
Dragona, you're getting depressed more than me, and that's saying something... but don't get depressed now, I'll get depressed, and it'll be a chain...
OMG, I NEED TO DELETE SOME OF THE TITANIC THEMES!
I HAVE IT 1232 TIMES FOR SOME WEIRD REASON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei8hPkyJ0bU&NR=1
Another awesome song!
Hmm... the titanic theme isn't helping... it doesn't really help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3dxTsJHzvI
What I'll sing when at a door...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8X3ACToii0&ob=av2n
Rise Against are an awesome band.
Hmm indeed
Sarthacus, you should dress up as a scotch egg.
I now know that the Titanic Theme doesn't help temporary depression...
Hehehe, elephant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-SQGOYOjxs&NR=1
Hmm...
What's with the Hmm?
Maybe I'll sing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAtxwFvvuxE&feature=channel
Titanic theme doesn't help temporary depression...
You already said that.
done the pic now for dinner ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN2FrUUq-zI&NR=1
I know I've said it before, but it really doesn't...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN2FrUUq-zI&NR=1
Depressing vid
Sorry Darkane but I'm not going to watch it... I'm depressed as it is...
Worm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hIRnj9kf8&NR=1
Why is no one commenting?
I dunno...
Back.
Bye Kallista.
Hey Sarthacus.
Madame Exocute.
Ok...
Who wants to be scared?
ME!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0ZAGy-lfA
Sarthacus, I don't get scared...
Brb, need the toilet lol...
Scary?
Hello?
Mayday! Mayday! We have an empty blog here, we need support!
That was freaky, I'm do gonna ask can we rent that tonight when we're getting a movie.
There's worse than that, trust me...
Hmm... it wasn't scary...
Freddy Krueger's pretty cool in the new movie...
Look up "A nightmare on elm street 2010 flashback of Freddy's death".
It wasn't scary just freaky that he could put his hands through the back of her head.
"You have nothing to worry about... this won't hurt... one... little... bit..."
*Cut's off ear of somebody*
Well, he was big claws on his glove...
I like Nightmare on Elm street...
@tis cool
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Oh, that makes sense.
I OWN THE PAGE!
NEW PAGE!
What makes sense?
He can put his fingers threw the back of her head because of the claws.
Yeah. At one bit he kills somebody in her dream: he liftsn her up in the air, and throws her around the room, the puts his hands through her spine, and throws her on the bed.
Gory.
Lolage... my sister is writing a story about Werewolfs and she put "I went to my grandpa's house and he had something down his trousers, it was long and hairy, it was a tail, I was worried about why he had one, but I was worried about my Grandpits also"
Grandpits lol...
Why does he kill everyone.
= S
Lolification, Dragona. G2g, bye.
Bye Sarthacus...
She changed it because my mum said so.. she missed the 'it was a tail' bit out before and I was laughing...
Bye Sarthacus.
Lol Dragona.
I'm still laughing at it... my sister is 12 but she can't write a story...
So, why does Freddy Kreuger kill loads of people?
Because he's a serial killer who invades people's dreams... as soon as you fall asleep he appears and tries to kill you... so don't go to sleep...
Ok, but there's billions of people in the world so why would he kill me?
Why'd he become a serial killer.
Dunno... it just happened...
Gtg dinner. BYE!
Bye Darkane...
And now I'm larryfied...
Larryfied... larryfied... laryfied...
Hmm... laryfied...
not quite :]
I just watched freddies "death" scene
brb grrr mum keeps giving me jobs!
Nice enterance Nicolette...
thanks lol ... I'm back .. have to find 5 intersting facts about victorians for my brother ...
can't they do there own homework?!!?
I know... but my sister is writing a story...
Lolage... my sister is writing a story about Werewolfs and she put "I went to my grandpa's house and he had something down his trousers, it was long and hairy, it was a tail, I was worried about why he had one, but I was worried about my Grandpits also"
Grandpits lol...
She added in the 'it was a tail' afterwards after my mum said that she couldn't leave it... I was laughing...
lol I can see why she made her add that I was a bit grossed out by her writing for a few seconds there
My sister is 12 but always makes mistakes in stories... like:
"It was a blustry autumn day when a 24 year old, scar on forehead woman..."
Scar on forehead woman lol...
Then I was laughing... again...
"I looked up to see a dog like creature, bigger than a dog, with a long, hairy, dangling piece of organic material from the tree branch"
And then she changed it to:
"I looked up to see a dog like creature, bigger than a dog, with a long, hairy, dangling tail from the tree branch"
lol my mums trying to help my sister with her grams to kilograms math homework and I just heard her say its 1000 kilograms to a gram :D
Lmao... it's the other way round...
Halloween is actually spelt Hallowe'en
Why?
I know that and you know that but my mum and sister don't know that
"My grandparents were werewolves, but now they have turned vegetarian and if they give into temptation, there are only rabbits and foxes on the moors at night"
How the chuff is a werewolf going to be a vegetarian?
Halloween the movie (2007)
directed by Rob Zombie ..
lol how apropriate
Because it's Hallows Eve... Hallowe'en... Halloween...
I don't know ..
mabey there suicidal and want to starve to death
Lol very appropriate...
ahhhhh I see
"I saw something long and hairy coming from my grandpa's trousers"
I THINK she meant a tail...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373883/
Halloween (2007)
109 min - Horror
After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution (where he was committed as a 10 year old) and he immediately returns to Haddonfield, where he wants to find his baby sister, Laurie. Anyone who crosses his path is in mortal danger.
Director: Rob Zombie
Writers: Rob Zombie (screenplay), John Carpenter (1978 screenplay), and 1 more credit »
Release Date:28 September 2007 (UK)
Watch Trailer »
lol that is really funny
It is...
That film sounds cool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0ZAGy-lfA
freddy Krueger is killing all of the relatives of the people who killed him. He was burned alive, and three spirits went into him, reviving him, and he chose the path of mass destruction... And he's awsome...
Sarthacus, have you read what my sister wrote for her English story?
it does ...
heya Sarthacus
I want to go to the loony bin to ... but not under those curcumstances
Halloween is very horrible at the bit... a woman's anbout to go into the bath, Michael appears behind her, turnes the water to sommit like 500 degrees C, and dips her head in about 5 times, then all her skin's burned off... eurgh... like Jason X and the liquit nightrogein.
Yes, I haev Dragona... Nicolette, watch this vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0ZAGy-lfA
Hello?
I'm alone??? Aww.
Hi...
Brb, must make pumpkin...
Our pumpkin looks cute... there's a rabbit in the field opposite... just sat in the fog... with his little floppy ears, aww...
lol Sarthacus thats funny and gory
I have two bunnies, they're quite scary. One of them growls and my dog is scared of it.
We haven't got any Halloween decorations, all the pumpkins where sold out.
lol we used to have rabbits ..
I have a cat... he's funny, called Flash, he had three legs, spits at dogs and throws snowballs... that sums him up quite well...
we have two pumpkins ... send you one in the mail hehehe
I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox baby
I love rock n roll
So come take your time and dance with me.
^^ Awesome song!
I have a dog called smudge ... jack russel, extremly cute and tiny terror way
my sister , annoying rat bag who one of these days is going to make me death with her dolphin singing
I'm going to make my pumpkin now..
Hmm...
My dog is a cross between a lab and collie and or red setter, we're not sure.
I don't have a pumpkin to make..... evil shops, not stocking enough.
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/dragona-pine-starting-point-part-four.html
New part of fanfic!
My pumpkin looks really cute... I won't stay out for halloween long though... I am still ill but my mum is making me go to school tomorrow... my dad is easy... I might side with him...
The most I'll stay out for is an hour... I don't feel up to anything else... :O
I wonder where Florence is, she has normally posted by now...
Read your fan fic and commented, Dragona. It's awesome. Gotta go now, I have to be at my friends house at 4, We're having a Tim Burton marathon. He's a great director/producer. But I have to practice my piano first or my dad'll kill me. BYE!!
Ok, thanks Darkane... bye...
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