Wednesday, October 13, 2010

A Short Post

This is a small little entry, in a desperate attempt to stop the comment section from growing any larger... Sifting through 3000 comments by you oddballs is not an easy thing to do...

I'd post another blog, but I am SERIOUSLY tired... I've just started a 14 day highly intensive course at my Krav Maga school, a course that takes up 10 hours of every day... And this is what I do instead of a holiday... Actually, this IS my holiday...

I'm on holiday! Yayyyy!

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ha that took forever and STILL no one is on *sigh*well if you didn't get it it says
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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

that is in honor of Fletcher Renn

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh how i do miss reading about him and his hair problems.............oh and everyone else CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE THE SIXTH BOOK FASTER IM DRIVING MYSELF CRAZY FROM LACKING OF KNOWLEDGE IF LORD VILE COMES BACK OR NOT!!!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Kallista? Mary? anyone? Please?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

4360!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i will make a new page you hear me!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i am going to be VICTORIOUS!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hey had anyone seen Coraline?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg i just had the worst thought in the world...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it was
1) Skulduggery as a musical i can't imagine him singing and dancing in the middle of a stage like an idiot.....oh i hope i didn't give Derek the idea to make a play just to bug me.....
2) THE HORRIBLE VALDUGGERY! i just got board and read a valduggery fanfic and it was so.....so......i could imagine it in my head and the person wrote that they KISSED and i saw it in my head and it AHAHAHHHAHAHHHHHHHGGGG its so disgusting i.....i was HORRIFIED! i was like gaging on my own breath it was that detailed and im still shivering about it! :*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG KALLISTA YOUR ON IM NOT ALONE! for now at least

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Kallista? noo don't tell me you left!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh good you didn't leave and no it not funny its horrifying

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*catches twinkie in mouth then spits it out realizing how disgusting it is*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and Valduggery i mean what the heck people!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

4380!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah those are good i love those my friend made some in cooking and they were GOOD

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i mean either your with the sane people who think Valduggery is the grossest thing in the world or your with the sick and mentally twisted who thinks they were ment to be

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*catches cookie and takes a bite* noph i phwill 8crumbs fly out of mouth*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

SANE PEOPLE RULE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrr i keep getting it wrong

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*high fives kallista*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

five more!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

your luck my computer died on me and i had to run downstairs to get the charger grrrr 8hands kallista the golden monkey*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it still counts in my book

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Kallista?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

don't worry it happens all the time i just forgot to see the little warning that says YOUR COMPUTER WILL DIE IF YOU DON'T CHARGE IT SOON

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ACKK that will be bad home many computers do you have

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh thank you it says,"yes well they don't make them like Skulduggery any more..."

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

darn any laptops of any sort?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

thats good we have two computers and two laptops we like live on computers here we need them for like everything we do, homework, projects, lesson plans etc.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no to say hello you have to say ollo

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

SWEETNESS try signing up to touter someone it may be annoying but it can pay

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

apparently we have an accent where i live were the only ones who say ki''in and mi''in instead of kitten and mitten *pronouncing the t's*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ask neighbors or friends who have younger siblings

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i know i really want an english accent and i can do a fake one really well i just want a natural one

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

like England accent

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i think at this rate will hit another page!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NOOOOO DON'T LEAVE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

talk to you tomorrow byeeeeeeee! :3

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

8epic sigh* alone again i wonder how many times i have said that this month alone....

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes i have hit that level of boardome

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4440

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cool im gonna hit 4444

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4444!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ha that is neat

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Derek is gonna kill me for leaving so many comments

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

maybe i should stop commenting.......

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

.........or maybe not

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

maybe i should bake Mr. Landy a pie.....yes that's what i'll do *walks over to a preset kitchen8 hmm ill need some eggs, some flour, a little pinch of this a little of that some meat...oh i have seem to run out of meet.. let me go check my supplier....*looks into barbershop window to see Sweeney cutting the throat of a man blood splattering on his clothes* ah good fresh supplies *walks down to boiler room where meat grinder is kept shuts door banging noises and swearing is heard comes out with a pound of meat* good fresh meat always the best for Mr. Landy *walks back to kitchen and stuffs meat into pie crust and covers pie pops into the oven* ill just set a timer here and we'll wait for a few minutes *20 min go by* ah it's done *pulls out pie* there you go Mr. Landy a fresh baked priest i mean meat pie! Enjoy!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ah the joys of Sweeney Todd

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ooooo im half way to 4500!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and no one cares!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

done with my bank petition! im trying to form a bank in my social studies class its a long story but i did it!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok i have to go soon *cheers go off in some distant crowd* i know i will be missed by all until tomorrow morning but sadly i must go soon

Robbie said...

You're weird. That's awsome.

-Stay Weird!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Ok Mr. Landy im SERIOUS this has been bugging me ever since the fifth book came out you HAVE to retype you about you section it's out of date by two books and it's KILLING me to see that it is not updated also we want to know some more about the upcoming book like what does the cove and back of cover look like whats the little flap on the inside of the book say Who are you going to dedicate it too? one of your books should be dedicated to your loyal fans on your blog here because i bet they have helped given you a lot off ideas for your books also do you have any other books you wrote besides Skulduggery just to know to read while i wait for the fifth book to come out.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

well i must be off to bed now seems as though i wont be making my goal to reach a new page by myself *sad sigh* well anyways see you tomorrow i hope to see a new comment or post from Master Derek too tomorrow...Goodnight!

knight fantasy said...

c derek, the shorter your blog is, the more they're(i say they, i mean we) gonna comment.





and OMG i cant believe this:
1. my final exam is in a few days, yet i'm not studying.
2. I DREAM(IT'S MORE OF A NIGHTMARE THAN A DREAM!!!!!!) BOUT DEREK RATHER THAN SKULDUGGERY!!!!!!

Rebella Tears said...

Golden God,
just because u r on holiday does not mean u shouldn't stop bloging 4 ur minions! MAKE THE BLOODY SP MOVIE SCRIPT ALREADY! BILLY-RAY AND I R CLOSE FRIENDS!

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Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

GRRRR I'M SOOOO MERKED! >:|

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

... calmed down ... off to school ahh the joys :]

math science music geograpghy and p.e not a shabby day have a hockey competiton after school so be back at around 6ish tonight

Bye all

Dragona Pine said...

Hi all.


Ah... I see, no one is on...

*teleports to marshmallow land*

Fudge-Tim Tam said...

Hello?

Dragona Pine said...

Yey, someone on!

Dragona Pine said...

*gets chased by galaxy chocolate*


AHHHH!!!

Dragona Pine said...

AAAHHHH!!!


JEREMY KYLE SHOW!


*hides behind laptop*

YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!

Dragona Pine said...

I wonder when my mum is coming home from town...

Dragona Pine said...

*bounces on Marshmallows*

WEEEE!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*cracks fingers*

Ah well... I still feel tired from last night... but the headache's gone, yey!

Dragona Pine said...

*whistles to tune of ghostbusters*

Ah... cool...

Dragona Pine said...

There's a bird of prey having a mud bath at the opposite side of the road...

Dragona Pine said...

There's a field infront, and a field behind my house... and there's a patch of mud which the bird has a mud bath in... hehe... GET A BIRDBATH!

Dragona Pine said...

SPONGEBOB!


CHEESE!

WHOOOOOOOOOO!

Dragona Pine said...

I am crazy... I hope... great, now 3% normal...

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... I'm on GTA San Andreas, just so I know...

*flying in a plane*


Ooh... pretty mountain...

*random plane crashes into the side of me*

WOAH WTF?

*crashes because of blooming plane*

WTF?

*Wasted*

Ah... well that's not good...

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... I'm back at a hospital... that's better...

*walks onto road*

TAXI!

*car comes and whacks into me*

*Wasted*

Not again...

Dragona Pine said...

More money has gone...

*sighs*

*spawns at Hospital*

TAXI!

*plane crashes into me randomly*

*sighs*

Great...

Dragona Pine said...

Now an attempt at not dying...


*spawns at Hospital*

Yey... no random planes!

*looks left and right before crossing the road*

No cars...

*uses jetpack cheat*

Flying in the air!!!

*whoo!*

*police helicopter comes from no where and kills him*

Ah... that's got good either...

Dragona Pine said...

Down to $123223 now...

Yey... no planes!

*walks onto road*

Oy you, gimmi your bike!

*knocks guy of motorbike*

*gets on the motorbike*

*drives off*

Hehe...

*turns corner*

Ah much better...

*hears plane noise*

Hmm... where is that coming from?

*looks behind*

AAHHHH!!!

*plane coming down road at me, skidding down road at high speed*

AAAHHH!!!


*accelerates*

*police car comes after me*

Oh no...

*plane crushes police car*

Why are there so many plane crashes today?

*plane still coming down road*

AAAHHH!!!

Hehe... a building to escape...

*goes in building and appears at the top*

Yey, my motorbikes still here!

*looks down to plane crash carnage*

Cool...

*accidentally drives off building*

AAAHHHH!!!

*gets knocked off bike by plane's wing*

*wasted*

Ah...

Dragona Pine said...

*spawns at hospital*

*plane blows up and kills me*

Great...

Dragona Pine said...

*spawns at hospital*

More money gone...

*uses Hydra (harrier type plane) spawn cheat*

Yey a plane!

*gets in plane*

*takes off*

*flies into lamppost*

AHHHH FIRE!!!

*abandons plane in the air*

*splat on the ground*

*Wasted...*

Ah... I'm bored with dying...

*switches off GTA*

Dragona Pine said...

*bounces on Marshmallows*

WEEE!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*bounces on random galaxy chocolate bars*

Dragona Pine said...

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4500 whooo!

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Dragona Pine said...

My comp crashed so I accidentally posted it four times...

Dragona Pine said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BearApplePoop.JPG

Lol... science hw...

Liz said...

Dragona, that pic is nasty!

Dragona Pine said...

I know... it's science hw...



Are you still on?

Liz said...

yup, i dont know for how long tho

Dragona Pine said...

There's a new fanfic on my blog...

Liz said...

i know, i read it and it is awesome!

Liz said...

VAMPIRES, ATTACK! KILL THE GOLDFISH NINJAS!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol thanks for the comment :P hellboy...

Dragona Pine said...

Goldfish... remain calm... must have no violence...

*my Ninja Goldfish are indestructable and use self defence against the vampires*

Liz said...

g2g bye

Dragona Pine said...

Please don't... I feel really tired, read the last page... but my headache's gone, yey!

Dragona Pine said...

Ok, bye Lizzy...

Dragona Pine said...

*whistles to self*

Dragona Pine said...

Oh what joy it is to be a loner...

Dragona Pine said...

WEEEEEEEEE!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*bounces on Marshmallows*

Aquila Felis said...

*steals Marshmallows*

Dragona Pine said...

Yey, someone is on!

Aquila Felis said...

And someone got a google account.^^

Dragona Pine said...

Hehe... the power of persuasion...

Aquila Felis said...

My first blog entry mentions it...

Aquila Felis said...

:P

Dragona Pine said...

Do you think it's good?

Aquila Felis said...

I don't know... well, it's a lot easier to make comments, now... so I guess it IS good.

Dragona Pine said...

Wow, lots of german... you should write your password down...

Aquila Felis said...

I would loose the paper then... I'll just have to remember it, I guess.

Dragona Pine said...

lol...

Aquila Felis said...

I guess if I use it about once a week at least I'll remember it.

Dragona Pine said...

True... or just implant it in your skull, just keep saying the password over and over again...

Dragona Pine said...

Brb... for 2 seconds... not litteraly

Dragona Pine said...

Back...

Aquila Felis said...

What did you do?

Dragona Pine said...

My mum measured me... 6ft 3 and a half whoo!

Aquila Felis said...

How long is a foot (ft?) in cm?

Dragona Pine said...

I dunno... I'll look it up...

Dragona Pine said...

1.93548 metres...

Aquila Felis said...

I just looked it up: seems you about 1,90m... you're taller than me.^^

Dragona Pine said...

or 193.548cm...

Dragona Pine said...

1,93548m

Yeh... I'm generally taller than most people...

Aquila Felis said...

I'm 1,65m or 5.4ft. But some of my uncles might be as tall as you are...

Dragona Pine said...

Hehe... my mum's only 5ft 10 (1.55m) and my dads smaller than my mum, but not by much...

Dragona Pine said...

No... that can't be right...

Aquila Felis said...

0o how did you become that tall? I'm a bit taller than my father and nearly as tall as my mother.

Dragona Pine said...

Around 1.8 metres 5ft 10 is...

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... my uncle's 6ft 2, and my cousin is 6ft 3... so maybe thats where... but I'm 1 inch taller than my uncle and 0.5 inches taller than my cousin... but the rest of my family r midgets... kinda... around 5ft 7-11

Aquila Felis said...

you would have problems with some doors in germany, some of them are pretty small (sonce people weren't that tall when the houses were built).^^

Aquila Felis said...

since, not sonce

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... it's a good thing I'm not in germany...

There's this much space between me and the kitchen door in my house...

-






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Aquila Felis said...

so, if you're jumping or running you'll hit your head?
I think cars might be even worse than doors for you...

Dragona Pine said...

4555 lol...

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh... but I have no plans of going in a car just yet... I'm ill, and I feel tired... but my headache's gone from last night, yey!

Aquila Felis said...

I just cough but I'm not ill... stupid autumn.

Dragona Pine said...

I have something beginning with G, I forgotten what it's called but it isn't very nice...

Dragona Pine said...

Need to go for a liver scan soon, and a bloodtest tomorrow...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't mind them, but at least my headache's gone WHOOOOOOOOOO!

But I still feel tired...

Aquila Felis said...

with G? well thats precise.^^ Most people start coughing or sneezing in autumn, sine it still looks warm but is cold.

Dragona Pine said...

G... something... I can't remember, I think my headache got rid of it... ah well...

Aquila Felis said...

I hope G-whatever isn't painfull... How long are you ill?

Dragona Pine said...

I've been ill for nearly 3 weeks...

Aquila Felis said...

Thats pretty long...

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh... it's bad... but ah well...

Dragona Pine said...

*whistles to self happily*

Dragona Pine said...

4570th comment!

Aquila Felis said...

Maybe we should delete some of our comments, since Derek will have to read all of them if we don't do it...

Wonka said...

OMG my friend told me she had a dream and in it i was killing everyone!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Well...that's normal... I think...

Wonka said...

ha like id delete my comments this is all a part of my evil plan to get the Golden God to come to England and do a signing in my local bookshop!!!

Wonka said...

shut up Dragon Boy.
she said i killed evryone in the school and then went onto the world :S

Dragona Pine said...

Chocolate Factory girl hehe...

Well... there's no answer to that one... but I wouldn't die anyway... because I'm awsome...

Aquila Felis said...

But if this is an evil plan of yours I'm supporting it which means I'm evil, too. I don't like this idea...

Wonka said...

ha ha i could so kill you ):).
*evil laugh*

but God she said that and i almost fell off my chair! not sure if i was laughing or freaking out....

Wonka said...

@Aquila what idea?

Darkane Claw said...

Hello people of the universe

Dragona Pine said...

No, you couldn't kill me... I am an orange belt in a martial art, 6ft 3 and a half tall, and I could throw you like a javelin, and squish you and you couln't do a thing about it... hehe... Oh and I floored 30 people in 10 seconds...

Wonka said...

my cat/dog wants feeding. he is annoying me. better go feed him before he launches a plan to take over the world with his horde of cat zombies.

Wonka said...

Dragona you could not be 6.3 and a half thats how tall my dad is and if i remember correctly you are only 13...?

Dragona Pine said...

And I'm part phycic so I can see what your doing next... hehe...

Darkane Claw said...

And your only an orange belt Dragona?

Wonka said...

and i doubt very highly you could throw me like a javelin cos youd pike me up and then id kick you in the face hard, break your nose, and smash a few of your teeth out.

Dragona Pine said...

I am 6ft 3 and a half tall, my mum measured me today, I have size 13 feet as well... I'm the tallest guy in my year... and yes I am 13 years old...

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