This is a small little entry, in a desperate attempt to stop the comment section from growing any larger... Sifting through 3000 comments by you oddballs is not an easy thing to do...
I'd post another blog, but I am SERIOUSLY tired... I've just started a 14 day highly intensive course at my Krav Maga school, a course that takes up 10 hours of every day... And this is what I do instead of a holiday... Actually, this IS my holiday...
I'm on holiday! Yayyyy!
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you will laugh with me one day...
*sees dragonas face*
in three years
*dragonas face doesnt change*
or ten...
Or 1000000000000000000000000000000000...
no not that long probably ten...
I'm not dirty minded either... but I still get it...
*rescues Nicolette on random Tarzan Vine*
Although it would be amusing to watch you drown in tar and never survive again to be dug up in 10000000000000000000 years time in your exact shape, it is a no violence blog... since last night.
*ruffles dragonas hair again to result in another hand covered in gel*
*fixes hair*
Don't do that!
woo hoo Im saved from tar ..
if i lived for that many years i would annoy everyone in the fiture and they would shoot me with whatever weapons they have to shut me up
*examines dragonas hair carefully*
how much gel do you put on?
Dragona, you remind me of my friend who does his hair every 30 seconds and keeps asking me if he looks alright...
if there will be a future nicolette IF there will be one......
24th DECEMBER 2012!
THE WORLD WILL END!
i swear its ment to be july 18 2012 that the world is to end...
I don't want the world the end I'll never have a chance to drive ... or pull off some of the most amazing crashes in the world ..
meh my life ambition is to either becaome a detective or make it to the loony bin ... boon bin I can make by 15 :]
no it can't be july its december just before christmas.... i don't want it to be just after my bday
Nicolette, your already in the loony bin...
am I???? what a let down i though i would get my own coat that let me hug myself and my own sponge room and be fed soup every day ...
soup
GTP!
lol
well my life ambitions are to be a auther drive a plane and land it perfectly get married and not divorced....go colleuge....
and not be a model or a bank manager like my parents want me to...im to fat..
flo no your not!!!!
I thought i was fat once .... actually i still do BUT not as much as i used to
Hehe that feels better...
My life ambitions:
I DON'T HAVE A CLUE!
I want to be immortal, I want to drive a car... and I want to be rich...
:| .. *leaves*
become a smoker then!!! 1 in 3 of them die hich means 2 out of 3 must become immortal
Lol.
well cancer jabs are funny...
woman:(in a very serious tone) Are you pregenant?
me:nope
woman are you sure
me:yep
woman:if there is anything you need to tell me then please do now
me: do i look fat to you?
woman: no why?
me: cause you keep saying im pregnant...
woman: i was only checking
me: can you stop squeezing my arm it might hurt the non existant baby
woman: injects me..
me: walks over to find everyone laughing at our covo
lol
Lol, everyone on this blog is so funny...
well if you wanna be rich feel free to take my pocket money...
Yeh, none of you are fat... I doubt anyone on this blog is...
I'm not, because I pretty much haven't eaten in 2 weeks...
so i can diss fat boys on crutches freely??
oh yh!
what do you think of my convo with the mad woman who thinks im pregnant??
I mean, I haven't eaten in 2 WEEKS!
I've been living on RIVETAS!
She's blind... and needs to go to specsavers, there buy one get one free on glasses hehe... I know because I've seen an advert...
i think the funniest of my 3 jabs went like this
Woman: are you pregnant
Me: No
Woman: and allergies
Me: No
Woman: are you on any medication
Me: no
Woman: any reactions to your last jab
Me: a sore arm
Woman: besides that
Me: the cut where it went in
Woman: anything serious
Me: It was serious i was bleeding!
Woman: *sighs* take a seat for me please
Me: *sits*
Woman: are you left or right handed
Me: right
Woman: *puts that weird gel stuff on my arm before injection* Now this wont hurt a bit *injects me*
Me: *jumps in surprise*
Woman: *puts plaster on* now your arm will ache and the cut will bleed but we advise you not to take paracetamol unless the pain get unbareable
Me: ok but how am I meant to take me heroine
is that a song...
RIVERSIDE LETS GO..du du du du dud ud dududud oh yh..sorry slitley taken of there...
im arm still hurts...probably cause dragona punched it everytime i struggled when i was taken hostage... :(
all the boys in my class are trying to grow moustches...they sa it looks sexy...
When I went for my bloodtest it went like this, it's not funny but oh well.
Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
Me: No.
Nurse: Are you on medication?
Me: YES!
Nurse: What for, and what types?
Me: *glances at mum*
Mum: I don't know, some anti-biotics.
Nurse: Oh, right. *gets needle*
Nurse: Do you have a fear of needles?
Me: No, nothing.
Nurse: Good.
Nurse: Have you had a bloodtest before?
Me: Yes.
Nurse: Anything else we should know?
*mum goes for some water randomly*
Me: I think I'm phycic, and I think I have a photographic memory.
Nurse: Anything serious?
Me: THAT IS SERIOUS!
Nurse: Anything medical?
Me: I haven't eaten in 2 weeks.
Nurse: *gets needle and fills 6 tubes of blood*
Nurse: All good now.
Me: What, is it done, I didn't feel it...
Nurse: puts plaster on.
*we walk out*
trust me it doesn't its desturbing
I have a moustache!
WHOOP!
GO ME!
I actually do... kinda... it's quite awsome...
It's very soft, but it's not full one yet... but still... it just happened, I don't want one...
I don't know when my opinion changed more of you dragona when i found out you were a boy not a girl or when i found out you have a moustache
ITS NOT MY FAULT!
*starts crying again*
well so does the woman that injected me as nicolette knows it is bigger and thicker then my dads...
dragona do you think your moustache is sexy??
Mine is slight, well, a bit more than slight, it's quite visible, but it's not full... and it's funny...
was sexy...
ahaaaaaaaa me and flo are talking on facebook :D
if any of you have facebook feel free to add me
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000264766435
No I don't, I don't want one, it just happened!
*continues crying*
Kallista, there's more than one hair... quite a lot actually...
you havent answered my question...
dragona answer flos question do you think your mustache is sexy?
No, I don't think their sexy...
Because I'm not gay... if people think moustaches are sexy... then their obviously gay...
ahhh shame i wanted to roll on the floor and laugh some more
I'm alright with it... but it wouldn't suit me without one... who even started this convo anyway!?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000237628123
well here is my profile for facebookers like me and nicolette add me ! :D
G2G, I've got tomorrow off ill, I think... so can someone scive for me? PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE?
And Florence, if you make me have a sad dream again... then I'm going to drown you with pixillated tears!
Please someone scive... please... think of the poor people who are actually ILL!
Dragona I scived today sort of I was gunna scive but then i got ill for real becaus eof stupid prawns but any way you didn't come on untilll it was school home time so NO!
bye dragona
*hugz him*
im starting to like this hugging :D
hheheh
i have detension i cant miss a 1 hour of else i get 2 instead so ill try and go on the school com instead...
Aww...
*starts crying*
Night all.
Well... I'll see you tomorrow if anyone cares about me...
*cries and fades away*
Night dragona *hugs*
*hugs Florence and fades away again, crying*
Night all.
Why am I getting all these hugs?
*hugs everyone a million times and then fades away crying*
Night...
night *hugs* seriously tho dont act gay because of one bad dream..
stop crying dragona your ment to be a man *does the muscle flexy thing and goes ERRRRR!*
.... never doing that again
DONT CRY!! you sissy *hugs again anyway*
he can act like a complette girl sometimes..it makes me wonder..
i know flo lol
Night all I'm off to watch vampire diaries :]
Pfft Dragona, I thought you were meant to be 6 foot 3 and all awesome at sports and stuff.
is anyone hereeeee?
I'm going now. Good Bye all
yo people!
(muller yougurt with the cow on the beach comes on)
Me: BE FREE COW BE FREE
Mum: Nicole stop being a frek
Me: but the cow is freeeeeeeeeeee
Mum:I don't care if the cow is free
Me: you wouldn't say that if you were a cow
oh no, the cow!
brb vampire diaries is back on
LOL Nicolette you are bonkers! cheers! *salutes you*
know what vampires say?
i suck.hahahahahahalololol
yes, you do suck
0 0
V--V
grr i kill you.
woo guys stop the madness!!
maybe :P
=V
that is a talking emojii
Me and my mm are now having an argumnt about who should finish our poke war on facebook
poke.
poke
double poke.
poke for the road.
Hi all!!!!! what up!?!?!?!?!? is kallista still on she asked something earlier?
no shes not
ahhh . . . what up other people?
NOOOOOOOOO DON'T LET THE WEREWOLF KILL CAROLINE!!!
everyone was on like 5 mins ago now their all gone. . . . lonely me. . . .
hi leo!
is that vampires or something?
sup pickle
yes Vampire diaries oooooooooooooh
YOU HAVE TO WATCH TO UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!
sup sparks
is that like twilight?
nothing like twilight
ha nothing up bored . . . i am SOOO sorry nico for you and caroline is dead now is she?
good.i dont LIKE twilight.
twilight sucks
no, only vampires do.
Twilight is like one of the most popular books ever and still like 90% of people hate it . . . weird . . . the movie is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!
meh, i will take your word for it.
well carloine was human involeved in a car accident so damon a vampire gave her some blood for elena her human freind but then a crazy phyco vamp called katherine kills her so shes a new vamp and shes really nice and shes just been attacked by werewolf
yourtalkingreallyfastsoidontunderstandyou.
Gotta go cause my mother is MAKING me watch desperate housewifes . . . I really don't like her at the moment . . . Bye!!!!!!!
wow.just wow.
what did you do to deserve that?
I agree with pickle ..
halalooya caroline didn't die but that phsyco katherines still after her
anyway its ended now so what to do what to do :]
oh oh no no not not double double word word day day?
if if it it is is really really double double word word day day then then I I say say ... ...
Night Night all all :] :]
*is so offended about being called a spaz, only not really* Hey Liv, wherever your comment went!
bye bye croga croga
thats thats Nicolette Nicolette Croga Croga to to you you ... ... or or as as Dragona Dragona says says loony loony ... ...
well well anyway anyway night night all all
lol! my dad was making dinner and he picked up a frying pan and the hash inside popped up and got him in the face!i think he said some words not appropriate for print!it was HILARIOUS!
the hash smells like canned cat food
does not!
does to
*yawn* im outta here, ciao
hmmph.
Remember when it was impressive to get 300 comments? Wow. Come on! We are so close to 4000!
Psst!!!
Hey, guys, I'm on at 1 in the mornin!!!
Nobody here???
Aww.
Meh
Meh
Meh
Meh
Mweeeh...
OK, i'm outta here, guys, i have ti swich internet off b4 i get killed by dad.
Bye, all!!!
hi people!
im all alone.
Hello?
So so what what to to do do it's it's sorta sorta boring boring being being alone alone just just looking looking at at the the previous previous comments comments I'm I'm making making double double words words if if that that makes makes sense sense
i got facebook! yay!
hello?
any1?
oh well
i finally got a pic. reminds me of Darquesse.
Derek...
MAKE THE SP MOVIE SCRIPT! plz?
Hi all.
Is anyone on?
Great... got to have my tablets...
*points to little tablets*
Look how cute they are!
Aww...
I'm bored so I'm going to write fanfic...
IS ANYONE ON?
I'll take that as a no...
OH NO, JEREMY KYLE SHOW!
*HIDES UNDER DUVET*
You will never get me!
I'M ON!!!
Nobody else on, huh???
Meh.
Sarthacus, you still here?
skulduggery pleasent part 1
on youtube. so funny. hardly SP though
Booorrreeeddd...
then look up on youtube
plz?
Dragona!!!
I'm on!
Playin' Oblivion with ma friend on Xbox.
Cool... I'll go look it up on youtube, I've heard of Oblivion, I think it was on Primeval once...
The video isn't really SP, it's a bit weird...
i know
Oh well... it passed a couple of minuites at least...
My feet are cold...
Just so you know hehe...
*whistles to self happily*
NOOO, THIS MORNING!
*hides under cushion*
YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!
CHORIZO...
*waves to a random sausage of Chorizo walking down the road*
Hi...
Dudududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududu
TABLETS, AGAIN!
*goes and haves tablets*
Take 2, 4 times a day...
I HAVE 56 TABLETS!
Ah... my tablets don't taste nasty like my other ones...
*sends people random telepathic messages*
OOOOOOOOhhh... pretty dinosaur...
*gets killed by dinosaur*
Pretty... like a star...
*collapses from randomness*
Ah...
*wakes up in a world full of marshmallows*
YEY!
*bounces on Marshmallow floor, walls and ceilings*
Weee!
*belly flops the marshmallows*
Ah... I don't think you should do that...
*eats the marshmallows*
Full... so full... and I've only had a bite...
*sighs*
Being ill isn't nice...
But at least I have my marshmallow friends to comfort me...
*looks as Marshmallow friends hobble off*
No, why do you leave me?
*whistles to self surrounded by whiteness*
Ah...
*dinosaur teleports*
AAAAHHH!!!
*runs in circles around the dinosaur*
Ah... nice Spinosaurus...
*gets on the back of the spinosaurus*
Go horsey go!
*crashes into random invisible air barrier*
*flies off the dinosaur*
Noo!
*dinosaur runs after me*
WHY ME!?
*random dragon comes and starts killing the dinosaur*
All good...
*marshmallows run after me*
AAAHHH!
*runs around in circles*
*appears in the Recycle Bin of the laptop*
Ah... so that's where my photo went...
*Disk Cleanup runs*
AH!
*random scissors run after me*
RUN AWAY!
*appears in the internet*
So pretty... lots of blue lines...
*Blog code squishes me*
Ah... that's not good...
Yey, new face!
Sorry, page!
*gets squished by page*
Ah...
I got 3800th comment!
*gets squished by bar of galaxy chocolate*
Ah... that's not good either...
*watches paint dry*
Cool...
*watches grass grow*
Amazing...
*watches clock*
Awsome...
*gets squished by Blogger logo*
I better get out of here now...
*teleports to marshmallow, dinosaur and Dragon world*
Hehe... I have FRIENDS!
*hugs the dragon*
*it breathes fire at me*
Well that's not good...
Oh dear, it appears I'm dead... ah well... something to do to pass the time...
*hums Ghostbusters*
*white figure appears infront of me*
Ah! GHOST!
*fires Fig Biscuits using bazooka*
TAKE THIS!
And now I'm imagining things... great...
Wait... I'm not!
My house is haunted, it's in the water tanks!
*jumps in the water tanks*
Yey... drowing is so much fun...
*dragon comes in*
AH!!!
*walks into metal pipe and knocks self out*
Yey, something better to do...
*eats random chewing gum wrapper*
Mmm... tastes like banana spread...
*banana appears infront and runs after me*
JAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sorry...
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
*eats Puke flavour jellybean*
Mmm... tastes nice...
*throws up on banana*
Ah well... your still fit for a banana cake...
*bakes banana cake*
Anyone wants a piece...?
Anyone?
Mr.Dragon, how about you?
*gives dragon a piece*
*runs away from Dragon after getting very angry*
It's not my fault, it's the banana!
*pushes puke covered banana infront of dragon*
kill him, not me!
*balances cushion on head*
Perfect balance... like a ninja...
*dragon comes*
AAAHHH!!!
*has pillowfight with dragon*
*knocks out dragon with a pen*
Well that's different...
12:14...
*waves to the chorizo again*
Hi... look behind you!
*points to the dragon*
AH!
*we both run away*
*camps out in plastic bag*
*eats chorizo*
Sorry... it had to be done... I am a cannibal, that's right, I am made from chorizo... wait, pepperami...
*flies away in plastic bag*
Wee!
lots of fun...
*eats uncooked vaccume cleaners*
Yum yum...
*whistles ITV news theme song*
Cool!
*yawns* I'm so tired, I need to go to bed...
*falls asleep in cushion*
Wait, I haven't put any gel on yet!
*puts gel on*
Ah... much better...
I need a wee...
*goes to toilet*
*it is gel*
Ah...
Hehe... I went to the toilet with a cushion on my head...
I am:
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just so you know hehe...
Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill Ill .
Well, just so I know... which I do...
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