This is a small little entry, in a desperate attempt to stop the comment section from growing any larger... Sifting through 3000 comments by you oddballs is not an easy thing to do...
I'd post another blog, but I am SERIOUSLY tired... I've just started a 14 day highly intensive course at my Krav Maga school, a course that takes up 10 hours of every day... And this is what I do instead of a holiday... Actually, this IS my holiday...
I'm on holiday! Yayyyy!
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He thought it was Grumbling Appendix, and now he think its something beginning with G, G- something...
Just because I'm not commenting dosen't mean I can't see yo uall like an eagle!
10000000000000000000000,000000000000000000000000000,00000000000000000000000000,000000000000000000000,000000000000000000000,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,00000000000000000000000000000,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Pressups for Flo.
GET TO IT!!
*Takes out whip and fireball*
they took four full of my blood so that adds up to...
8 SURINGES WORTH OF MY BLOOD TAKEN AWAY FROM ME!!!
*Eyes go completely black*
I'm going to have 6 more taken...
*Whips Flo the number of times she has to do pressups*
*Whips Kallista*
That's for killin' ma head!!!
hey heyi had my cancer jab today and i am not aloud to strain my arm...plus its hard doing pressups in a skirt you kno.
*sees sarthacus give her the evils and starts doing pressups one handed*
stupid stupid stupid
POP!!!! BANG!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!
MEOW!!!!!
NINJA GOLDFISH, ATTACK SARTHACUS!
*they do that*
I can do 100 pressups without loosing my breath, speaking of pressups... and cycling doesn't tire me out... I cycled 8 miles without making my heart go up...
BYE!
CRACK!! - ONE!!! - crack - 2! - 3!- 4! - FASTER OR YOU'LL GET AN EXTRA 111111111110000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Pressups!
WHIPPING IS NOT ALLOWED... AND GIRLS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DO PRESSUPS AFTER THE JAB!
NOW FEEL MY WRATH!
*USES ALL POWER ON SARTHACUS*
MUHAHAHHAHAHA!
bye!
*kicks sarthacus*
*Looks at Kallista*
So you ARE tryin' te hurt ma feelin's!
*Mummifies Kallista*
*Dies*
*picks up Sarthacus and throws him like a javalin*
*then throws him like a hammer-throw*
NOW FEEL MY ULTIMATE WRATH!
thanx dragona...for once the fish arent attacking me....
no i was saying bye to darkane...
*throws him about like a javelin*
*opens up time dimension with creepy moneturs in them and gets dragona to chuck sarthacus in there*
HA!!!
*squishes him with massive feet*
hehe... sorry... MUHHAHAHAHAA!
*gets hit in the head by a twinkle...*
NOW I HAVE TO GET RID OF YOU ASWELL!!!
*thinks over*
Actually i will let you stay and make you kill the world....hahahaha (my evil laugh) hahahah (i only said it cause i got hit by a twinkle and it moved something in my brain)
*throws him in the dimension*
*locks it*
hahhahahah cough cough hahahhaahha
all better!
*notices kallista feeding sarthacus*
OMG TRAITOR!!
VIOLENCE IS NOT ALLOWED!
IF YOU WANT TO BEAT SOMEONE UP, THEN YOU WILL FACE MY ULTIMATE WRATH!
*restrains Florence*
Calm down...
*gives Sarthacus a raw chicken and then locks the dimension forever*
DONT TOUCH MY ARM!!
*falls on the floor clutching arm because of ultimate pain*
my arm hurts now....
Hehe... sorry.
*unlocks the dimension due to Kallistas begging*
Sarthacus come out... but behave yourself...
*opens up another dimension full of plasters and bandages and walks inside..emerges a couple of seconds later covered in brown plasters*
All better!
One mention of the whip, and you're going back in... or pressups...
Anyone who is violent will go in there, and be thrown like a javalin, and a hammer... except for a couple of people hehe...
..i was never made at him.....:D
hey yall!
Made lol.
Hi Lizzy...
Yes... just a couple...
but thats my time dimension that i made especially for sarthacus....
*kicks wall and it crumbles*
woops....
nice new pic Kallista
hmmm, im going to type some fanfic
m i one of those ppl dragona??
*makes portal with yorkshire pudding*
Ah... now go in there then...
*it is full of poisonus snakes*
hi lizzy!
For now Florence... because of your arm...
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make cookies surround everyone, it goes up to the roof*
D: thats highly annoying u kno....yes i am a very violent person who never gets hugs but that doesnt mean that i cant be treated like other ppl just because i have a aching arm...
cookie! *nom-nom-nom*
You complianed because of your farm... but I could never hurt a girl anyway...
*arm.
Yes you are Kallista.
so what does the fricking ..f-o-r- n-o-w... mean??
*flods arms and then drops them cause it hurts.*
Old McFlorence had a farm, eieeiooo
And on that Farm there was a Sarthacus,
Eyyeeiiiooo,
With a going into a dimension here, and a going into dimension there, here a dimension there a dimension everywhere a dimension,
Old McFlorence had a farm, eeyyyiiyyooo...
folds not flods.. its just like pople and people..
You are always in the couple Florence... I was joking... about 'for now'
*punches dragona*
now your arm hurts aswell!
Hmm... I don't feel pain... so no.
ahh thanx...
*hands dragona a ice pack*
*bangs head on keyboard* damn it! i cant think up any thing to write!
i dont care just say your arm hurts and dont make me punch anyone else..
*looks at kallista who starts to back away slowly*
Old McFlorence had a farm, eieeiooo
And on that Farm there was a Sarthacus,
Eyyeeiiiooo,
With a going into a dimension here, and a going into dimension there, here a dimension there a dimension everywhere a dimension,
Old McFlorence had a farm, eeyyyiiyyooo...
WHOOOOOOOOO!
My ninja fish are ready Florence... so don't try it... or going in the dimension with poisonus snakes, spiders and crocodiles...
did i ever tell you how much i hate you??
jeez flo, be nice
If you do violence, then I will not let you in the couple... and you will DIE!
dragona if you send me to that dimension i will just open another one...like who do you think i am..
Hehe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxdB2tKz-4w
This is the song I listen ot when I'm depressed LIKE RIGHT NOW.
No that it's anybody's fault...
*Caughs* Dragona *Caughs*
I will kill you with my ninja fish, and then lock you in, and then seal it from the outside, inside and everywhere, so you will be unable to open a dimension...
*eyes kallista who hid behind lizzy*
i can see you
awww, is Sarthacus in a emo mood?
OI!
Sarthacus, TAKE THAT BACK!
NINJA FISH, ATTACK FLORENCE!
*they stab her in the head*
*throws her in the dimension and locks it everywhere, watching using a cctv camera as the crocdiles eat her*
I WARNED YOU!
yes but i can still stop time in any dimension so i would just sit there and eat the snakes one by one :D they are ment to be nice and
Sarthacus you spelt cough wrong..if you are gonna do it do it properly..
Sarthacus, you have good taste in music!
*stabs Florence, chucks her off a cliff and starts throwing her around like a javelin*
why are people using me as a shield?
100000000000000000000000000 pressups!
*leaves Florence to Sarthacus*
Do your thing Sarthacus!
you really chucked me in there??
*takes out phone and calls russian relatives...*
Did anybody listen ot the song?
*kicks the phone out of her hand*
*walks to corner and sits there*
oooo, Sarthacus has a new pic! and yes, i did hear the song, its awesome!
Hehe... I am ultimatly powerful...
*talks to relatives telepatically*
no one can hurt me? well that is sorta true, but i can hurt them *evil grin*
*throws Florence one more time to make sure*
*stabs Florence in the head to stop telepathic message*
New pic.
Dragona you were actually on the list that would not be attacked by my relevtives...
*dragona looks out the window to see russians, german,french and polish reletives ready to fight...while florence backs away trying not to be taken hostage by anyone*
You sure?
*throws Lizzy like a javelin and throws her in a dimension full of poisonus snakes, crocodiles and spiders*
How sure are you now?
*razes an eyebrow, all the poisonous snakes, crocodiles and spiders run home to their mommy's*
*breaks her way out of the dimension* DRAGONA! YOU ARE SO DEAD!
My relatives!
FEEL THE WRATH OR YORKSHIRE AND NINJA FISH!
*gets all the people from Yorkshire*
Oh, and my family origionally comes from germany... but I've never lived there, like 100000000000 years ago.
*gets loads of relatives from the grave*
Muhahaaa!
*Ninja fish get in tanks*
FEEL MY WRATH!
*cracks knuckles*
*grabs Florence and takes her hostage*
Struggle and I'll punch you in your jab arm!
Lizzy is a vamp, not a girl...
*gets ready to deal with Lizzy with a tank*
I WAS JOKING!
*gets tank ready just in case*
phh, have Flo, she killed me once. i dont care if shes a hostage
*sends rope down after KAllista*
*pulls out ante-tank rifle* come on, i dare you
No, you don't care, but her relatives will.
*points to the army outside*
Hmm... get all your armies!
*millions of armies of ninja fish driving tanks*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GET THE PLANES IN!
*Ninja fish come in bombers and blows Flos relatives to pieces*
1st comment1
*growls at Dragona*
I was joking lizzy... I knew you weren't going to die... and I was going to call the crocs and everything off before they attacked... you were one of my couple of people who I DON'T harm...
its not for you Kallista, its for Dragona
hmm, fine *puts away rifle*
Oy Kallista, come here!
You're going to be in this war too!
*puts on soldier helmet*
PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
*walks in to see everyone fighting*
ahhhh I missed you guys *ducks from a random glass and it shatters at the wall as she skips over to everyone*
*puts a shield around Kallista and Lizzy*
Now, get the Star Wars Battlefront people in!
*armies of Darth Vader come and loads of laser holding soldiers*
GET THE BURNOUT CARS IN!
*get loads of cars that when they crash, they blow up and take loads of people out*
AND THE BWII PEOPLE!
*five batallions of people come*
HEHE!
You give up yet Florence?
*gets GTA people in*
*loads of gangs with machine guns come with random planes which crash into people*
AND THE STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT II PEOPLE IN!
*gets loads of sharp glowstick weilding people and loads of soldiers with lasers*
FEEL MY WRATH!
*buys a hotdog and chucks it at the battalions, the hotdog explodes and kills all the bad guys*
Hey all !!
ahhh one minute ... one whole minute where you were so overwelmed by my presence you sat down in a circle with the worlds girafes and hyeinas and prayed to me...
or so I like to think anyway
*the armour can withstand explosions*
how come every time i try not to do something it happens...
*struggles and gets punched in arm*
damn you
*gets punched again...*
Nicolette, join the war!
*points to the indestructable SUPER ARMY of GOLDFISH, yorshire people, yorkshire puddings, Dragons, my relatives and random soldiers from loads of games and there is so many men that the blog expands*
*Bridget randomly appears with my many vampire minions*
ATTACCKKK!
*we wipe out Florence's mini-army in seconds*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*punches Florence so hard that it knocks her out*
ATTTACCCKK PEOPLE, CRUSH ANY REBELLIONS!
I NEVER GIVE UP!!!!
VIKINGS ATTACK!!
SETTLER AND AZTECS ATTACK ALL DEAD RELATIVES ATTACK!!!
*gets punched in the arm again*
AAAAATTTTAAAAACCCCKKKK!
*sends planes in to bomb Florence's army before they do anything*
MAGIC YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS, ATTACK!
DARTH VADER CLONES, ATTACK!
SOLDIERS, ATTACK!
EVERYONE, ATTACK!
*sees dead relatives all dead*
i thought you were my awsome internet frined...
*trys to sulk of but notices shes still hostage so shuts up and crys*
*dives into the TV*......
(10 mins later)
*drives out of TV in a ghost equiped wirh assult riffle rocket launcher and 6 grenades*
VAMPIRES, ATTACK!
*FLORENCE'S ARMY GETS HIT BY RANDOM PLANES WHICH CRASH INTO THEM*
well, that's GTA for you...
Lizzy, are you on my side?
im on my own side
Nicolette... your a bit too late...
*points to Florence's army dead*
*whistles sumoning all of the human and spartan army all fully equiped with heavy weapons coming in in mongooses warthogs pelicans and scorpians*
hehehehe my halo reach army which I know alllll about :D
if you want we can do a treaty
Ok... are you fighting with me... or against me?
*TREATY*
can you at least bury them and i think my bf can be in there somewhere...
Nicolette, fighting with, or against?
*TREATY* i will not beat you up too badly
NICOLETTE SAVE ME!
Im attacking Lizzy you silly plonkers lobs unpinned grenade at Dragona as an equvilant to rustling his hair because she to busy slamming into vampires and firing on her ghost
*buries all Florence's army*
Hehe... I am still your friend Florence, I just claimed superiority against violence, using violence... how cool?
*is still crying*
Nicolette, stop fighting Lizzy... or do you want to face my WRATH, Lizzy is my Ally...
treaty's for all
*stops crying*
i never even got a hug from my bf because of you
*starts crying again*
I propose a treaty... the Dragona Army, the Halo army and the Vampire army... and Kallista.
WITH DRAGONA OR THAT GRANADE WOULD OF BEEN UNPINNED!!!
*shots down 12 vampires than gets attacked from behind jumps out before ghost explodes after taking to much damage grabs assault rifle and fires at will untill shes picked up in a warthog*
*gets into drivers seat*
*brings Florence her bf back from the grave and locks them in a room*
There... you are both our prisoners!
nope no treatys I'm voilent >:]
lets make a HUGE army with all our forces
actually dont do that dragona he might get ideas...
i add my baby sister to my army, shes scary (and not many things scare me)
Nicolette, all three of us must be allies, or me and Lizzy will attack you, as we have already made an alliance... and we have taken over the world!
MUHAHHAAHAHAAA!
i rather sit there and cry as you all watch yourselves get killed..
*fires missle at flos door setting then free then ushering for them to get into the passanger seat and gun*
That's it... ARMY OF RANDOM VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS, GOLDFISH, YORKSHIRE PUDDING AND VAMPIRES, ATTACK!
yay! at least i have one awsome internet friend..
*pulls out ante-tank rifle again* mwahahhaha!
*planes come and crash into the Warthog at the same time millions of Darth Vader clones come and start attacking*
i think that i will just walk away and cry over all 102 family members dieing...
*shot gun shoot atomaticlly keeping majoriy of goldfish away rest are run over but no harm is done to them*
*the vampires start attacking Florence in the turret*
*stops time and sitss in corner looking at bruised arm and crying again*
*shoots down the warthogs*
Ok Flo, if you want to walk away... then do so... Nicolette is going to PAY for forming a rebellion against the LEGION OF AWSOMENESS!
(sorry about the title)
Lizzy, control the army while i go to the toilet!
no time for crying in war Flo, up you get! *hauls Flo out of the corner*
DRAGONA YOU ARE SOME EVIL PIECE OF...*looks around for sarthacus and remebrs time had stopped*THING!!!
*face-palm* wayyyy to much info Dragona
*skids away from plane at last minute and then warthog flips over 8 times before landing on its front again*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*stands from drivers seat and jumps up into the pelican flting abou gets into drivers seat and picks up flo before flying off shooting at starwars clones*
Kallista! are you ok?
i rather just walk away and leave you all to fight but nicolette needs my help...u all do in fact you all need anger managment classes..you know they help....
MEDIC!
*medical people come and heal Kallista*
im just naturally violent, Flo, the classes wont help
do you feel better Kallista?
I'm in a rage so...
ATTACK NICOLETTE AND FLORENCE!
*sends all the BWII people after them with six batallions*
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?
Lizzy, our army is so cool...
*uses the rest of useless time traveling power to move back in time and stop myself from swearing then sarthacus doesnt whip me and none of this happens and instead we just talk about mr potato head..falls unconciouse power drained in te potato conversation*
meh, ive seen better
*uses the rest of useless time traveling power to move back in time and stop myself from swearing then sarthacus doesnt whip me and none of this happens and instead we just talk about mr potato head..falls unconciouse power drained in te potato conversation*
*swerves and dives from missles returning her own switches to hyperdrive and they shoot off into distance*
Eh? What happened?
Potato heads are cool, I like taking there eyes out and sticking them in their ears...
Watchin' the original "Pink Panther" with my dad.
Da da da DA, da da, da da, da da DA DA, da da DA DAAAAAAAAAAA, da da da da dadadadada!!!!
*sends Star Wars Republic Starfighter after her... hehe... this has a type 4 hyperdrive*
*is probably unconsious right now*
*sends aptly named Death Star after her*
Type 10 hyperdrive...
*halo army vanishes along with dragona and lizzys and were all sat in a circle talking about mister potato head*
ouch headache hmmm *guiltily eats potatos in front of mr potato head*
i love baked potatoes :3
*is still probably unconciouse but does anyone care noooooooooooooo*
Sarthacus join the fight against the HALO ARMY with my video game character army, with yorkshire puddings, vampires and Ninja Fish!
Me and Lizzy have made an alliance, but Florence and Nicolette are rebellion against the LEGION!
*uses Yorkshire puddign to make it all come back*
I WILL NEVER QUIT!
who doesnt.... *mr potato head stabs her*
clearly not him * falls to ground jebus hes worse then chucky *gets stabbed again for the remark and goes unconcious*
im bored of this *eats cherry sucker*
Ok... but our alliance still standS!
*attacks Nicolette with Darth Vader*
*memory goes hazy and shes back in the pelican zooming off*
*bombs her with out of control GTA planes*
i break the treaty
*is still unconcious and is probably dieing*
and dragona i was never rebelling i was taken hostage and locked in a dark room then i was free then i was in a car then i got attacked by vampires then i moved time back and now im still unconsious and i have lost a awsome internet friend plus i cried a lot...
*starts crying again*
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