Sunday, October 24, 2010

Placemats

A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...

I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.

Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

so you ARE on Derek! naughty you should post a comment on how your going to dedicate the next book to me um i mean your fans!

Darkane Claw said...

Lol
Are there any SP posters?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wow i have never been this close to the begining of a post! im so excited 3rd is still good ...for now

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Dude! i hope!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i know he's probably on right now just hiding *whistles* come out come out where every your hiding Derek we know your out there!

Darkane Claw said...

I'de love an SP poster. It would be so AWESOME!!! ow I really have to go to bed. NIGHT!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

that would be the BOMB! *big explosion goes off*
i didn't mean it litterally!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Night Darkane!

Darkane Claw said...

SP curtains? LOL

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

if Nicolette stayed on for just a tad longer

Darkane Claw said...

SP birthday cake

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

shes missing all the fun!

Darkane Claw said...

I'm gona say on till my mum starts shouting

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i....would.....LOVE THAT IM GONNA HAVE THAT FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY! im gonna make it my self its going to be so cool!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok good were not loosing anyone just yet

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i am just about crazy enogh to do that.......ok skulduggery i think we get that im a bad speller sheesh

Darkane Claw said...

I still don't know what I'm gonna be for Halloween. It sucks because I'm in debt, I have to pay my dad 200 euro so I can't buy anything for a costume

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

coolness i would go as Valkyrie but now one would know who i am so im being a pirate but i do have a Valkyrie coat....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

May 6

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im making mine ive been doing that for the past three years

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wow two posts in one day THATS A NEW RECORD! *hands Derek a shiny award in the shape of skulduggery and the gang in action and on the plaque it says "for most posts in one day and for being the greatest writer on earth!*

Darkane Claw said...

I could go as Darkane Claw, I mean I am her but no one would know who I am unless I randomly meet one of you guys which won't happen

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im sad i dont have a sister just two younger pests for brothers im the oldest in the family

Darkane Claw said...

Omg, someone should go as Scapegrace

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

doubt it you live like half way around the world from me *starts singing half way around the world*

Darkane Claw said...

I have two older brothers, so annoying, they think they own the tv

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i nicknamed some one scapegrace and me and my bro started laughing hystericaly when he thought it was a great name!

Darkane Claw said...

Someone should go as Derek, that would be so fun. Imagine trick or treating at his house, I bet he advertises SP

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

that would be so friken awesome wish i lived in ireland

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and it was even funnyer because the guy was in highschool almost collage

Darkane Claw said...

I live in Ireland but I don't know where he lives.

Darkane Claw said...

Gotta go now. SEE YA!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

somewhere in Dublin

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BYE DARKANE! now i have to go be on in a few hours friends are forcing me out of my cave *thankfully i get to leave mr chatty here behind* i hope

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

see you later!

Naomi Wiflath said...

I wonder how Skulduggery feels about his face being used as a place mat.

Liz said...

awwww, everyone left

Liz said...

*hums and waits for people*

Liz said...

all aloneeeeeeeee

Dantea Dredkin said...

ITS ALLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Mwahahahahaha!

Ok, not realy.

But I did finish the first chapter of my fanfiction I decided to make. Check it out! If you want to be in it, coppy/paste this form on a comment to my story and fillit out.

Name:
Description:
Personality:
Powers:
Other:

Read and review!

Liz said...

the fanfic sound awesome Dantea! can my OC be in it? i commented w/ her bio

Liz said...

wail!!!!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hahaha yes that's true. You might not even GET a present from them let alone a very epic one such as the one you just got. lol I can so picture it now, though. :3 Very Funny.

Em said...

Happy belated Birthday O MIGHTY ONE!

Liz said...

hey Skyril! i haven't seen you in forever

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok im on for like a second no more no less moms making me clean room uuuuggggg but i just remember i have to repost a comment piece i have been trying to get derek to comment on for a month now so here it is
























































































Darkness spread through her veins as twisted thoughts cloud her mind. She looks down upon her self; her form is not fit for her being. She shrugs it will have to do. Power surges through her muscles, they twitch with the urge to crush something or someone with her dagger like claws. Dark purple smoke curls around her fingers. She leans her head back and takes in the sounds of war. The cruelty of war feeds her mind with thoughts of rage. A twisted smile forms on her lips; she has become what she feared of. No she was not her anymore she has become some one entirely different.
She was
Darquesse.





















































*places forehead on Derek's computer screen* now Derek listen closely i want you to comment on this piece if you did it would mean the universe to me even if its bad i still want to know















































you got it?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Lizzy! i dont think we have seen each other in a while

Liz said...

hey skulgirl!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

I like the picture

Liz said...

thanks, my bro made it for me

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

out of what?

Liz said...

umm, he inverted the colors with GIMP

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh ok just wondering im so board right now cleaning room is a drag

Liz said...

amen. sorry, but cant really talk now, i want finish the last part of Fear tonight before bed, ill be in and out

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hullo, Lizzy. Sorry I've been pretty absent. So anything important I've missed?

Liz said...

my fanfic

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Yes, that's true. I'm slowly working on catching up on everyone's. I'll work on yours next.

Liz said...

ok, thanks :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok i have to now go help my brother study why must i help its as if i have twice the homework im basically doing his *yells at skulduggery for telling her that its the right thing to do and yeadda yeadda yadda oh go fight Scapegrace Skul*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ill be back soon! i hope

Liz said...

byeeee, i might have to go soon to

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm back!
I had places to go...which, is ten shades of annoying. But, I did see a really cute cat.
My grandmother is insane by the way. She saw the cat and proceeded to have a full fledged conversation with it. AND she is trying to buy me Mortal Coil...gah! That woman is difficult! I don't want her to spend her money, but she guilt trips you. I have to get my mom to help me decline her offer.

Derek, your good for a laugh. If I were to go as an SP character, I want to go as the worst people possible. Like, one of the toxic twins. I'd also try and convince my brother to go with me as one of them. *Laughs at the thought* I bet he would too.

Liz said...

hey mary! *thinks of bro in toxic twin costume* gahhhhh! my eyes! they BURN!

Halo pickle! said...

hey peoples.

Mary Hiashi said...

Although, he is like 6 foot, but hey!
Deagle, do you want to join my blog?

Liz said...

say yes bro!

Halo pickle! said...

sure.

Mary Hiashi said...

...Have you guys read my story on my normal blog yet?

Liz said...

yes... i dont know what to say about it tho

Mary Hiashi said...

I need your email then. You can either post it here or email me it.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok im back to say goodnight for real this time staying up till 330 with a bunch of annoying giggling girls has drivin me to insanity so i must sleep

if i was any skulduggery character it would be Valkyrie hands down






Goodnight all!

Mary Hiashi said...

You can say it's horribly wierd. You can say you downright hate it. I mind not.

Liz said...

night skulgirl! hope you survive the giggling! Mary, i dont hate the story, its just very, very, very odd

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

gah must part..........cant press exit button ......hand will not work that way.....................must go to sleep...........................must get derek to comment on piece......................must get Derek to just comment..................must press button......................good.........ag.............night..............................end

Halo pickle! said...

i love the story! i like my character.

Mary Hiashi said...

I know...the next part of it is going to be a Halloween special!
Night Skulgirl!

Halo pickle! said...

can i be in my Halloween costume please?

Halo pickle! said...

im going to be the refrito bandito! with a sombrero and everything!

Mary Hiashi said...

What Halloween costume?

Halo pickle! said...

skip it.

Mary Hiashi said...

Bye!

Liz said...

bye Miss Mary!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hey, Master, I was wondering, have you read the Hunger Games trilogy??
I just finished it and enjoyed enormously.
Definitely not as good as your brilliance and 10 times less witty, but still, very exciting. :]
Helped me ignore the absence of Skulduggery for almost 6 WHOLE days! Then I had the dream about detective Pleasant....~sniffle~
Now I have to find some other book to devour so as to occupy my mind till next September.
Anyway, my whole point was, have you read the Hunger Games trilogy?

Liz said...

PART 15 OF FEAR IS UP! its then end of the story line! and it's pointless!

Liz said...

good night yall

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

No one is on... no one is on...


*sits staring into space*

Anonymous said...

kallista told them

Dragona Pine said...

Yey... we're not going to the Chemist anymore... just the doctors for me so that's more time on the blog for me!

WHOOO!

Dragona Pine said...

Oh... hi Florence...

Anonymous said...

*waves infront of dragonas face*

did you read my comment??? Kallista told them...

Dragona Pine said...

What?


I knew as soon as I left she would...

Dragona Pine said...

Did you have any others?

Anonymous said...

hey nice you relised im here

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Brb.

Anonymous said...

yh it was the same as yesterdays but from your point of view...

Anonymous said...

well it looked like it was from your point of view anyway....

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Anonymous said...

well now you can look at the comments i wrote

Dragona Pine said...

Ah...

Dragona Pine said...

I see...

Dragona Pine said...

I won't send you a telepathic message again... or even try if it didn't work...

Anonymous said...

yh i dont think you should...

Dragona Pine said...

I won't... and I'll do all in my power to see if I can stop it... IF i can stop it which I don't know...

But... it's weird how a telepathic message can affect people...

Anonymous said...

now i really need to think about how i should tortue kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

Yes... that is a good idea...


*starts tracking Kallista*

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... read the 2nd to last page on the Post-Birthday Blog...

Anonymous said...

she explained it all on bolts blog..

Dragona Pine said...

Lol on Heartbeat someone set his own arm on fire by accident...

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... just read it anyway...

Anonymous said...

im reading it now and nicolette got involved aswell...how hard is it to keep a secret....

Dragona Pine said...

Especially when you tell Kallista...

Anonymous said...

i never told kallista..i actually have no idea how she found out....

Dragona Pine said...

I didn't tell her... I didn't tell anyone as you can tell on the 2nd to last page on the last blog... my doctors appoitment is at 9:00 but I'll be on afterwards...

Dragona Pine said...

*stabs Kallista in her sleep*

Anonymous said...

oh ive got to play in another concert today! bye!!! *gives hug and fades*

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Florence... good luck with the concert...

Dragona Pine said...

I've got to go for my doctors appoitment... bye everyone... my mum makes me set of 3/4 of an hour early... but after getting to the doctors and putting my shoes on and everything... then it's 1/2 an hour early... anyway... bye all.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm back...

Dragona Pine said...

I've got a liverscan at 5:00 tonight... but it will last about an hour overall, going and coming back, and the scan of course will only take 10 minuites - half an hour...

Dragona Pine said...

I expected some people to be on now... but oh no, they're not...


*sighs*

Dragona Pine said...

Ah well...


*sits staring at wall, not even blinking*


Wait, I've got a better thing to do...

*tracks Kallista down*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hey please don't Kill Kallista

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette

Dragona Pine said...

She deserves it Nicolette... you have got to admit that...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I think me and my friend might make plans to go into basingstoke on wednesday becasue last night I had a dream about us on a train on our way to basingstoke

Dragona Pine said...

I don't even know where Basingstoke is lol.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

No she doesn't everyone was threatinig her last night saying they would never talk to her again and hate her if she didn't spell nearly everyone was against her

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*spell is meant to be spill

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... why were they threatening her?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

lol its about 20 mins away from where I am by train

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

because they thought it was unfair she knew and no one else did and they were trying to peer pressure into giving the secret away ...

I came on when she had already said it I wasn't threatining her just sulking because then everyone knew exept me... in fact I still don't really know what happened

Dragona Pine said...

I do like Sarthacus' failed way of trying to stop me finding out... yes... I KNOW SARTHACUS, I like the way you made Kallista tell, god knows how she found out... and then made another random blog about scotch eggs so we wouldn't read it... you can't fool me Sarthacus...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hey stop blaming people ...

i think Mary told Kallista

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I bet I could fool you

Dragona Pine said...

And how did Mary find out?


But I'm not blaming people... except for the people who forced Kallista to tell... but they did a good job of covering it up... but I'm too smart to be fooled...

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette... I'm not starting this again... you might be able to with your astounding power of randomness... you could confuse anyone...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

brb I'm meant to be tiding my room and packing away my xbox because its no good sitting there if the fuses are out

Dragona Pine said...

Ok...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hehehe ...

I still can't belive theres such a thing as broccoli jam!

Star Lord said...

What? No placemats?!


Ah, well.


I g2g, gettin' a new coat or sommit'.

Bye!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Sarthacus... random appearance...

Dragona Pine said...

Broccoli JAM!?


What is the world coming to?

Dragona Pine said...

I can't eat from 11:30 onwards today because of my liverscan... I've had a slice of Leardammer and that's all I'm going to have for today.

:D

Tanith Low said...

placemats? i'm sorry but, really? PLACEMATS? i'm all for a life sised figure of skulduggery XD

Tanith Low said...

and not just one of those cheep cardboard cut outs ! a gigantic metalic skulduggery statue holding fire and a gun in my room...

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... nice idea...

Dragona Pine said...

*whistles to self while waiting for someone to come on*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

back sorry had to clean room and garden

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

oh no am I a loner now ??

you know what happens to me when I'm alone I go mental

Star Lord said...

Well, guys, it's Halloween soon, so I thought I'd post this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVSpfQHEsNY


Song. I'm listening to it on my MP3 player @ the mo.
Well, Bye!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Bye Bolt!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

.... cool song

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette... I won't kill Kallista... and I'll try and see if I can tell Florence not to as well.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*jumps back surprised*

I didn't know you were there Dragona

Dragona Pine said...

Lol I'm waiting in the shadows... waiting to strike...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

few I like kallista

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

:\ that doesn't sound to good for me *backs away from shadows and stand in middle of room*

Dragona Pine said...

But the others however...


*glares at everyone but Kallista, Nicolette and Florence*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I don't want to get dressed I want to stay in my warm PJ's my normal cloths are cold

Dragona Pine said...

Well... it's a bit obvious that my telepathic message worked... but it must have gone a bit wrong...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

oh I just realized that doesn't include me ....

*breaths out sigh of releif*

can you tell me what it is anyway since everyone but me knows?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

what telepatic message .. is that the secret?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hi hi hi hi high high high high

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry Nicolette... but no... hardly anyone knows anyway... Kallista deleted it before people could see but a few did see it... I don't like keeping secrets but at this moment in time, it is necessary... believe me...

Alexander. said...

Whats all this i keep hearing about gossip on blogs and such? Killing people? And....wait...what was the other thing??

My brain seems to cease remembering things...*sigh*

My friends said i need a girlfriend today, i was like, if only i had a chance...then i drifted off into la-la land...

I wonder how many girlfriends derek has had, and not pitiful, meaningless relationships, i mean deep and sultry ones...*mmm sultry* bahahahaha

that sounds really dirty...i think sultry reminded me of poultry and yeah...

Random, raving, ramblings, of a , regretful, rigid, reckless, retard...

Dragona Pine said...

No the telepathic message isn't the secret...

Alexander. said...

I tihnk i can guess what its about, yet i'd rather not...

Alexander. said...

WOOT FINALLY GOT THE NEW PAGE,,, 1ST!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Necros... you can't guess...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

your right that did sound dirty

and why can't I know?

Dragona Pine said...

Congratulations on First comment btw...

Alexander. said...

iMA change my pic momentarily, comment and then change it again :D woo boredom

Alexander. said...

Dont call me necros please, it makes me feel like a fake character...

Im alex nice to meet you *shakes hand firmly*

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette... you just can't...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I don't call you necros but I now know who they mean when they use it in fan fics

Alexander. said...

MWUAHAHAHA My profile photo right after i got a snazzy haircut, and i NEVER take photos of myself so i decided to make a retarded face :D

Dragona Pine said...

*shakes Alex's hand*


I'm Dragona, I'm 3% normal and 97% metal.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

why not ? ... don't you trust me

Alexander. said...

And back to an image of a guy in a nice suit :D

Alexander. said...

97% metal? Never met a metallic man before :P

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette, I do trust you... but I'm not going to tell...

Dragona Pine said...

Well... not litterally metal... I said that because someone asked if I was a robot the other day... and I floored 30 people in less than 10 seconds... that's another reason wy I said that...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

im 128% crazy
-28% normal

Dragona Pine said...

Very true Nicolette...


Except for 298092390329032903290329329023932903293290329023932932932932990329032903290329032903293203209329032903290329041449149134932941328409132984132934913480931209341280913489312498031298324324980324032409240938243240932409824093130983240998404318209382402409324919138938249824391329801324138403824913813821382413829138098132409138298032493824938242384120983201840213989023184032184210938921809491382824932409240938% Crazy and

-23023498032908324980324980324890324890324809324093382403824824024092409383240932409832498342908340983240983249834982032409324980938242394082493893824982439803249843908249038298243980328093982438249324098324098938298032982439824398032498024398024398243293849824393824324090938293824 normal.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hmmm I guess that number is closer to the truth

Alexander. said...

Ahh okay, i knew you werent literally metal -_-

Dammit i just remembered i have extension maths tomorrow *sighs* its such a drain on my life....

How old are you dragona, 13? You told me before but i forgot, you shouldnt be flooring people at 13 even if you have the ability to...

Dragona Pine said...

That's
minus 23023498032908324980324980324890324890324809324093382403824824024092409383240932409832498342908340983240983249834982032409324980938242394082493893824982439803249843908249038298243980328093982438249324098324098938298032982439824398032498024398024398243293849824393824324090938293824% normal

Dragona Pine said...

Yes, 13... but I am 6ft 3 and a half tall... so...

Alexander. said...

Well im 90% normal, and 10% of me is a spreading, endless, bottomless, merciless void, of emptiness...

It begins to consume me from time to time, but i have managed to beat it back to 10% :)

Unknown said...

Hey, Darkane. I actually manadged to get a dark days promo poster from my waterstones. It's on my door at the mo. lol

Alexander. said...

Well aren't you a large boy...Mr. Skyscraper over here...*Points at dragona*

Dragona Pine said...

Lol thanks... and I have size 13 feet... in adults...

Alexander. said...

-_- You truly are a ridiculously large boy..about as tall as a friend of mine when he was 13...bloody bigfoot he was...

Dragona Pine said...

Just if you happen to get on the wrong side of my shoes... lol...

*gives evils to Sarthacus*

Dragona Pine said...

Thankyou Alex...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*sits in corner quietly forgetting about the shadows*

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette... you need to be in a conversation, otherwise you'll start going crazy... well more crazy than you already are, if that's possible, and then you'll teleport to a marshmallow land like I do when I'm a loner...

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