A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
so you ARE on Derek! naughty you should post a comment on how your going to dedicate the next book to me um i mean your fans!
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteAre there any SP posters?
wow i have never been this close to the begining of a post! im so excited 3rd is still good ...for now
ReplyDeleteDude! i hope!
ReplyDeletei know he's probably on right now just hiding *whistles* come out come out where every your hiding Derek we know your out there!
ReplyDeleteI'de love an SP poster. It would be so AWESOME!!! ow I really have to go to bed. NIGHT!
ReplyDeletethat would be the BOMB! *big explosion goes off*
ReplyDeletei didn't mean it litterally!
Night Darkane!
ReplyDeleteSP curtains? LOL
ReplyDeleteif Nicolette stayed on for just a tad longer
ReplyDeleteSP birthday cake
ReplyDeleteshes missing all the fun!
ReplyDeleteI'm gona say on till my mum starts shouting
ReplyDeletei....would.....LOVE THAT IM GONNA HAVE THAT FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY! im gonna make it my self its going to be so cool!
ReplyDeleteok good were not loosing anyone just yet
ReplyDeletei am just about crazy enogh to do that.......ok skulduggery i think we get that im a bad speller sheesh
ReplyDeleteI still don't know what I'm gonna be for Halloween. It sucks because I'm in debt, I have to pay my dad 200 euro so I can't buy anything for a costume
ReplyDeletecoolness i would go as Valkyrie but now one would know who i am so im being a pirate but i do have a Valkyrie coat....
ReplyDeleteMay 6
ReplyDeleteim making mine ive been doing that for the past three years
ReplyDeletewow two posts in one day THATS A NEW RECORD! *hands Derek a shiny award in the shape of skulduggery and the gang in action and on the plaque it says "for most posts in one day and for being the greatest writer on earth!*
ReplyDeleteI could go as Darkane Claw, I mean I am her but no one would know who I am unless I randomly meet one of you guys which won't happen
ReplyDeleteim sad i dont have a sister just two younger pests for brothers im the oldest in the family
ReplyDeleteOmg, someone should go as Scapegrace
ReplyDeletedoubt it you live like half way around the world from me *starts singing half way around the world*
ReplyDeleteI have two older brothers, so annoying, they think they own the tv
ReplyDeletei nicknamed some one scapegrace and me and my bro started laughing hystericaly when he thought it was a great name!
ReplyDeleteSomeone should go as Derek, that would be so fun. Imagine trick or treating at his house, I bet he advertises SP
ReplyDeletethat would be so friken awesome wish i lived in ireland
ReplyDeleteand it was even funnyer because the guy was in highschool almost collage
ReplyDeleteI live in Ireland but I don't know where he lives.
ReplyDeleteGotta go now. SEE YA!!!
ReplyDeletesomewhere in Dublin
ReplyDeleteBYE DARKANE! now i have to go be on in a few hours friends are forcing me out of my cave *thankfully i get to leave mr chatty here behind* i hope
ReplyDeletesee you later!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Skulduggery feels about his face being used as a place mat.
ReplyDeleteawwww, everyone left
ReplyDelete*hums and waits for people*
ReplyDeleteall aloneeeeeeeee
ReplyDeleteITS ALLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMwahahahahaha!
Ok, not realy.
But I did finish the first chapter of my fanfiction I decided to make. Check it out! If you want to be in it, coppy/paste this form on a comment to my story and fillit out.
Name:
Description:
Personality:
Powers:
Other:
Read and review!
the fanfic sound awesome Dantea! can my OC be in it? i commented w/ her bio
ReplyDeletewail!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha yes that's true. You might not even GET a present from them let alone a very epic one such as the one you just got. lol I can so picture it now, though. :3 Very Funny.
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Birthday O MIGHTY ONE!
ReplyDeletehey Skyril! i haven't seen you in forever
ReplyDeleteok im on for like a second no more no less moms making me clean room uuuuggggg but i just remember i have to repost a comment piece i have been trying to get derek to comment on for a month now so here it is
ReplyDeleteDarkness spread through her veins as twisted thoughts cloud her mind. She looks down upon her self; her form is not fit for her being. She shrugs it will have to do. Power surges through her muscles, they twitch with the urge to crush something or someone with her dagger like claws. Dark purple smoke curls around her fingers. She leans her head back and takes in the sounds of war. The cruelty of war feeds her mind with thoughts of rage. A twisted smile forms on her lips; she has become what she feared of. No she was not her anymore she has become some one entirely different.
She was
Darquesse.
*places forehead on Derek's computer screen* now Derek listen closely i want you to comment on this piece if you did it would mean the universe to me even if its bad i still want to know
you got it?
Lizzy! i dont think we have seen each other in a while
ReplyDeletehey skulgirl!
ReplyDeleteI like the picture
ReplyDeletethanks, my bro made it for me
ReplyDeleteout of what?
ReplyDeleteumm, he inverted the colors with GIMP
ReplyDeleteoh ok just wondering im so board right now cleaning room is a drag
ReplyDeleteamen. sorry, but cant really talk now, i want finish the last part of Fear tonight before bed, ill be in and out
ReplyDeleteHullo, Lizzy. Sorry I've been pretty absent. So anything important I've missed?
ReplyDeletemy fanfic
ReplyDeleteYes, that's true. I'm slowly working on catching up on everyone's. I'll work on yours next.
ReplyDeleteok, thanks :)
ReplyDeleteok i have to now go help my brother study why must i help its as if i have twice the homework im basically doing his *yells at skulduggery for telling her that its the right thing to do and yeadda yeadda yadda oh go fight Scapegrace Skul*
ReplyDeleteill be back soon! i hope
ReplyDeletebyeeee, i might have to go soon to
ReplyDeleteI'm back!
ReplyDeleteI had places to go...which, is ten shades of annoying. But, I did see a really cute cat.
My grandmother is insane by the way. She saw the cat and proceeded to have a full fledged conversation with it. AND she is trying to buy me Mortal Coil...gah! That woman is difficult! I don't want her to spend her money, but she guilt trips you. I have to get my mom to help me decline her offer.
Derek, your good for a laugh. If I were to go as an SP character, I want to go as the worst people possible. Like, one of the toxic twins. I'd also try and convince my brother to go with me as one of them. *Laughs at the thought* I bet he would too.
hey mary! *thinks of bro in toxic twin costume* gahhhhh! my eyes! they BURN!
ReplyDeletehey peoples.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, he is like 6 foot, but hey!
ReplyDeleteDeagle, do you want to join my blog?
say yes bro!
ReplyDeletesure.
ReplyDelete...Have you guys read my story on my normal blog yet?
ReplyDeleteyes... i dont know what to say about it tho
ReplyDeleteI need your email then. You can either post it here or email me it.
ReplyDeleteok im back to say goodnight for real this time staying up till 330 with a bunch of annoying giggling girls has drivin me to insanity so i must sleep
ReplyDeleteif i was any skulduggery character it would be Valkyrie hands down
Goodnight all!
You can say it's horribly wierd. You can say you downright hate it. I mind not.
ReplyDeletenight skulgirl! hope you survive the giggling! Mary, i dont hate the story, its just very, very, very odd
ReplyDeletegah must part..........cant press exit button ......hand will not work that way.....................must go to sleep...........................must get derek to comment on piece......................must get Derek to just comment..................must press button......................good.........ag.............night..............................end
ReplyDeletei love the story! i like my character.
ReplyDeleteI know...the next part of it is going to be a Halloween special!
ReplyDeleteNight Skulgirl!
can i be in my Halloween costume please?
ReplyDeleteim going to be the refrito bandito! with a sombrero and everything!
ReplyDeleteWhat Halloween costume?
ReplyDeleteskip it.
ReplyDeleteBye!
ReplyDeletebye Miss Mary!
ReplyDeleteHey, Master, I was wondering, have you read the Hunger Games trilogy??
ReplyDeleteI just finished it and enjoyed enormously.
Definitely not as good as your brilliance and 10 times less witty, but still, very exciting. :]
Helped me ignore the absence of Skulduggery for almost 6 WHOLE days! Then I had the dream about detective Pleasant....~sniffle~
Now I have to find some other book to devour so as to occupy my mind till next September.
Anyway, my whole point was, have you read the Hunger Games trilogy?
PART 15 OF FEAR IS UP! its then end of the story line! and it's pointless!
ReplyDeletegood night yall
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteNo one is on... no one is on...
ReplyDelete*sits staring into space*
kallista told them
ReplyDeleteYey... we're not going to the Chemist anymore... just the doctors for me so that's more time on the blog for me!
ReplyDeleteWHOOO!
Oh... hi Florence...
ReplyDelete*waves infront of dragonas face*
ReplyDeletedid you read my comment??? Kallista told them...
What?
ReplyDeleteI knew as soon as I left she would...
Did you have any others?
ReplyDeletehey nice you relised im here
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteBrb.
ReplyDeleteyh it was the same as yesterdays but from your point of view...
ReplyDeletewell it looked like it was from your point of view anyway....
ReplyDeleteBack.
ReplyDeletewell now you can look at the comments i wrote
ReplyDeleteAh...
ReplyDeleteI see...
ReplyDeleteI won't send you a telepathic message again... or even try if it didn't work...
ReplyDeleteyh i dont think you should...
ReplyDeleteI won't... and I'll do all in my power to see if I can stop it... IF i can stop it which I don't know...
ReplyDeleteBut... it's weird how a telepathic message can affect people...
now i really need to think about how i should tortue kallista...
ReplyDeleteYes... that is a good idea...
ReplyDelete*starts tracking Kallista*
Hmm... read the 2nd to last page on the Post-Birthday Blog...
ReplyDeleteshe explained it all on bolts blog..
ReplyDeleteLol on Heartbeat someone set his own arm on fire by accident...
ReplyDeleteAh... just read it anyway...
ReplyDeleteim reading it now and nicolette got involved aswell...how hard is it to keep a secret....
ReplyDeleteEspecially when you tell Kallista...
ReplyDeletei never told kallista..i actually have no idea how she found out....
ReplyDeleteI didn't tell her... I didn't tell anyone as you can tell on the 2nd to last page on the last blog... my doctors appoitment is at 9:00 but I'll be on afterwards...
ReplyDelete*stabs Kallista in her sleep*
ReplyDeleteoh ive got to play in another concert today! bye!!! *gives hug and fades*
ReplyDeleteBye Florence... good luck with the concert...
ReplyDeleteI've got to go for my doctors appoitment... bye everyone... my mum makes me set of 3/4 of an hour early... but after getting to the doctors and putting my shoes on and everything... then it's 1/2 an hour early... anyway... bye all.
ReplyDeleteI'm back...
ReplyDeleteI've got a liverscan at 5:00 tonight... but it will last about an hour overall, going and coming back, and the scan of course will only take 10 minuites - half an hour...
ReplyDeleteI expected some people to be on now... but oh no, they're not...
ReplyDelete*sighs*
Ah well...
ReplyDelete*sits staring at wall, not even blinking*
Wait, I've got a better thing to do...
*tracks Kallista down*
Hey please don't Kill Kallista
ReplyDeleteHi Nicolette
ReplyDeleteShe deserves it Nicolette... you have got to admit that...
ReplyDeleteI think me and my friend might make plans to go into basingstoke on wednesday becasue last night I had a dream about us on a train on our way to basingstoke
ReplyDeleteI don't even know where Basingstoke is lol.
ReplyDeleteNo she doesn't everyone was threatinig her last night saying they would never talk to her again and hate her if she didn't spell nearly everyone was against her
ReplyDelete*spell is meant to be spill
ReplyDeleteAh... why were they threatening her?
ReplyDeletelol its about 20 mins away from where I am by train
ReplyDeletebecause they thought it was unfair she knew and no one else did and they were trying to peer pressure into giving the secret away ...
ReplyDeleteI came on when she had already said it I wasn't threatining her just sulking because then everyone knew exept me... in fact I still don't really know what happened
I do like Sarthacus' failed way of trying to stop me finding out... yes... I KNOW SARTHACUS, I like the way you made Kallista tell, god knows how she found out... and then made another random blog about scotch eggs so we wouldn't read it... you can't fool me Sarthacus...
ReplyDeleteHey stop blaming people ...
ReplyDeletei think Mary told Kallista
I bet I could fool you
ReplyDeleteAnd how did Mary find out?
ReplyDeleteBut I'm not blaming people... except for the people who forced Kallista to tell... but they did a good job of covering it up... but I'm too smart to be fooled...
Nicolette... I'm not starting this again... you might be able to with your astounding power of randomness... you could confuse anyone...
ReplyDeletebrb I'm meant to be tiding my room and packing away my xbox because its no good sitting there if the fuses are out
ReplyDeleteOk...
ReplyDeletehehehe ...
ReplyDeleteI still can't belive theres such a thing as broccoli jam!
What? No placemats?!
ReplyDeleteAh, well.
I g2g, gettin' a new coat or sommit'.
Bye!
Lol Sarthacus... random appearance...
ReplyDeleteBroccoli JAM!?
ReplyDeleteWhat is the world coming to?
I can't eat from 11:30 onwards today because of my liverscan... I've had a slice of Leardammer and that's all I'm going to have for today.
ReplyDelete:D
placemats? i'm sorry but, really? PLACEMATS? i'm all for a life sised figure of skulduggery XD
ReplyDeleteand not just one of those cheep cardboard cut outs ! a gigantic metalic skulduggery statue holding fire and a gun in my room...
ReplyDeleteAh... nice idea...
ReplyDelete*whistles to self while waiting for someone to come on*
ReplyDeleteback sorry had to clean room and garden
ReplyDeleteoh no am I a loner now ??
ReplyDeleteyou know what happens to me when I'm alone I go mental
Well, guys, it's Halloween soon, so I thought I'd post this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVSpfQHEsNY
Song. I'm listening to it on my MP3 player @ the mo.
Well, Bye!
Bye Bolt!
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDelete.... cool song
ReplyDeleteNicolette... I won't kill Kallista... and I'll try and see if I can tell Florence not to as well.
ReplyDelete*jumps back surprised*
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you were there Dragona
Lol I'm waiting in the shadows... waiting to strike...
ReplyDeletefew I like kallista
ReplyDelete:\ that doesn't sound to good for me *backs away from shadows and stand in middle of room*
ReplyDeleteBut the others however...
ReplyDelete*glares at everyone but Kallista, Nicolette and Florence*
I don't want to get dressed I want to stay in my warm PJ's my normal cloths are cold
ReplyDeleteWell... it's a bit obvious that my telepathic message worked... but it must have gone a bit wrong...
ReplyDeleteoh I just realized that doesn't include me ....
ReplyDelete*breaths out sigh of releif*
can you tell me what it is anyway since everyone but me knows?
what telepatic message .. is that the secret?
ReplyDeletehi hi hi hi high high high high
ReplyDeleteSorry Nicolette... but no... hardly anyone knows anyway... Kallista deleted it before people could see but a few did see it... I don't like keeping secrets but at this moment in time, it is necessary... believe me...
ReplyDeleteWhats all this i keep hearing about gossip on blogs and such? Killing people? And....wait...what was the other thing??
ReplyDeleteMy brain seems to cease remembering things...*sigh*
My friends said i need a girlfriend today, i was like, if only i had a chance...then i drifted off into la-la land...
I wonder how many girlfriends derek has had, and not pitiful, meaningless relationships, i mean deep and sultry ones...*mmm sultry* bahahahaha
that sounds really dirty...i think sultry reminded me of poultry and yeah...
Random, raving, ramblings, of a , regretful, rigid, reckless, retard...
No the telepathic message isn't the secret...
ReplyDeleteI tihnk i can guess what its about, yet i'd rather not...
ReplyDeleteWOOT FINALLY GOT THE NEW PAGE,,, 1ST!!!!
ReplyDeleteNecros... you can't guess...
ReplyDeleteyour right that did sound dirty
ReplyDeleteand why can't I know?
Congratulations on First comment btw...
ReplyDeleteiMA change my pic momentarily, comment and then change it again :D woo boredom
ReplyDeleteDont call me necros please, it makes me feel like a fake character...
ReplyDeleteIm alex nice to meet you *shakes hand firmly*
Nicolette... you just can't...
ReplyDeleteI don't call you necros but I now know who they mean when they use it in fan fics
ReplyDeleteMWUAHAHAHA My profile photo right after i got a snazzy haircut, and i NEVER take photos of myself so i decided to make a retarded face :D
ReplyDelete*shakes Alex's hand*
ReplyDeleteI'm Dragona, I'm 3% normal and 97% metal.
why not ? ... don't you trust me
ReplyDeleteAnd back to an image of a guy in a nice suit :D
ReplyDelete97% metal? Never met a metallic man before :P
ReplyDeleteNicolette, I do trust you... but I'm not going to tell...
ReplyDeleteWell... not litterally metal... I said that because someone asked if I was a robot the other day... and I floored 30 people in less than 10 seconds... that's another reason wy I said that...
ReplyDeleteim 128% crazy
ReplyDelete-28% normal
Very true Nicolette...
ReplyDeleteExcept for 298092390329032903290329329023932903293290329023932932932932990329032903290329032903293203209329032903290329041449149134932941328409132984132934913480931209341280913489312498031298324324980324032409240938243240932409824093130983240998404318209382402409324919138938249824391329801324138403824913813821382413829138098132409138298032493824938242384120983201840213989023184032184210938921809491382824932409240938% Crazy and
-23023498032908324980324980324890324890324809324093382403824824024092409383240932409832498342908340983240983249834982032409324980938242394082493893824982439803249843908249038298243980328093982438249324098324098938298032982439824398032498024398024398243293849824393824324090938293824 normal.
hmmm I guess that number is closer to the truth
ReplyDeleteAhh okay, i knew you werent literally metal -_-
ReplyDeleteDammit i just remembered i have extension maths tomorrow *sighs* its such a drain on my life....
How old are you dragona, 13? You told me before but i forgot, you shouldnt be flooring people at 13 even if you have the ability to...
That's
ReplyDeleteminus 23023498032908324980324980324890324890324809324093382403824824024092409383240932409832498342908340983240983249834982032409324980938242394082493893824982439803249843908249038298243980328093982438249324098324098938298032982439824398032498024398024398243293849824393824324090938293824% normal
Yes, 13... but I am 6ft 3 and a half tall... so...
ReplyDeleteWell im 90% normal, and 10% of me is a spreading, endless, bottomless, merciless void, of emptiness...
ReplyDeleteIt begins to consume me from time to time, but i have managed to beat it back to 10% :)
Hey, Darkane. I actually manadged to get a dark days promo poster from my waterstones. It's on my door at the mo. lol
ReplyDeleteWell aren't you a large boy...Mr. Skyscraper over here...*Points at dragona*
ReplyDeleteLol thanks... and I have size 13 feet... in adults...
ReplyDelete-_- You truly are a ridiculously large boy..about as tall as a friend of mine when he was 13...bloody bigfoot he was...
ReplyDeleteJust if you happen to get on the wrong side of my shoes... lol...
ReplyDelete*gives evils to Sarthacus*
Thankyou Alex...
ReplyDelete*sits in corner quietly forgetting about the shadows*
ReplyDeleteNicolette... you need to be in a conversation, otherwise you'll start going crazy... well more crazy than you already are, if that's possible, and then you'll teleport to a marshmallow land like I do when I'm a loner...
ReplyDelete