A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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it will already scar me for life so you might aswell...but i dont want derek reading it..or any other minions...
too many know for my liking anyway..
I'm putting myself up for AUCTION! HIGHEST BIDDER!
we will start the bidding at...a Snickers Bar :]
2 snicker bars
Sorry... it started in space and then it goes down to england and there's this white line going across the country and it seems to annoy me... I wanted it to stop, after trying to make it implode and all sorts, I try connecting with it and these green flashes keep appearing, they become more and more common until I see some grass for a split second before I wake up...
I'm not trying to be self-centred, but i have a funny looking jacket that makes you hug yourself. i bet you're jealous.
what are the first 6 square numbers???
500000000000000000000000 snikers bars!
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 snicker bars and 1/2 a mars bar!
10000000000000000 more than everyone else who bids. =D
They say guns dont kill people people kill people....
well I think the guns help because if you stood there and yelled Bang I don't think you would kill many people.
1, 4, 9, 16, 25... something I think...
One more than Sarthacus...
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Snickers and mars and bounty and Daim and all other sweets.
One more than anyone can say!
2 more than Dragona.
I think I'm gonna go to Wal-Mart, hide behind a rack of clothes, and whisper PICK ME! PICK ME! and watch the little kids pee their pants :D
Hey, I said 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more than anybody first!!!
Sarthacus... I like the fact that when Nicolette was snappy you posted a random haloween song in the middle of it...
and i say add 1 to whatever sarthacus says!!!
=D
That's me... random...
I know what they know but they don't know that I know what they know that I know, wait what?
Yep... you ruined the tension lol... that's a good thing...
That... really doesn't make sense Nicolette...
I have an awesome idea, but first I'll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?
it makes sense to me..
Say the I know etc thing in english lol...
I TAKE NICOLETTE!
first you must answer a question ... am i crazy
No, ME!!!
... BOTH OF US!!! We're tha shadow brothers after all. =D
nicolette knows something that her friend knows, but the friend doesnt know that nicolette knows that she knows......did i just confuse you more??
That depends, when you go mental, yes, if not no. all in all... yes.
Me and Sarthacus are shadow bruvs...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Line of squiggly shadows...
correct ...
personally I wouldn't call myself crazy, just mentally hilarious but hey ...
now we just need jello bungie cords and a zebra
im a good crime partner
*hides stolen money under floor boards and notices pople looking* what cant money have privacy to??
Me and Florence are scared for life... now I don't feel lucky to have a photographic memory lol...
*grabs Zebra from Africa*
I have zebra!
I'm scared if dyinng... just terrified of it, what if there's nothing when we die and it's just black???
I wanna go to heaven or be reincarneted into womething nice eg a pine marten or a cat.
Wait, whats jelo?
Do you random other county people speak differently? Do you mean JELLY?
what was the secret anyway? is that what scared you
its jelly!!
*hides under duvet*
Not telling...
*grabs jelly from fridge*
I HAVE THE JELLY!
FLIP!!!... never bite a cable ...
tummy ache
i think he ment scarred not scared...
Sarthacus, do not be afraid of dying... it will not come for a long time, and I believe that there must be something after death, read The Saga of Darren Shan, then it says quite a lot about death... Paradise or the Lake of Souls... I would go to paradise if I was you lol...
and i saw it you imagined it.... theres a small difference :D
BOTH! But yes originally I did mean scarred...
please tell me the secret
Yes, there is... but you had no choice except to see it... you told me... but I didn't want to imagine it lol...
i would go there....i hurt to many pople in 14 years imagine what ill do in the rest of my life...but i know one thing i wont be...
It could have been worse though...
like????
... it could have been wonka...
*shivers before knocking self out*
Ah... all thoughts of that gone now... much better///
guys if you wont tell me the secret I'll have to resort to other means
you must really hate her.. wahat about her sister??
*laughs*
*takes out swords*
I wouldn't resort to other means...
dragona you can have the honor of telling nicolette its mean leavig her out...
*knocks self out again*
THAT WOULD BE JUST AS BAD!
I WOULD ACTUALLY KILL MYSELF IF THAT HAPPENED!
Are you gonna tell ehr the secret???
What?
Me?
Why me?
It's your dream...
not like that see you tell me the secret and...
I become happy don't take revenge on Dragona and Kallista in my fan fic and post the next part
don't tell me and
I will kill off both flo and Dragona from my fan fic and not include you in shadows tail
*sighs*
Fine...
One word means to create the other sounds like a french month... that's it...
.... *waits in suspence to see if anyone will tell me*
Riddle... sweet... nicely done me...
*pats self on shoulder*
what I'm confuzzled?
( =I
?
*brain implodes from riddle*
i would find it quite freaky...
What would be freaky?
Florence, do you like my riddle...?
Dragona, just say it plainly.
can someone give me a straight answer ... if my braind implodes one more time i fear I may not be able to put it back together
It's a very complitcated riddle... 12 months in french that sound like an english word when you say it...
I'll get you started... Janvier, Fevrier, Marz, Avril, Mai...
Continue the months...
*sigh* sheel never get it so ill give her a clue...
autumn...
and
a word the rhymes with faking???
i didn't know that sheel was ment to spell she'll...
Ah... the months in autumn in french...
I'm gonna talk to myself.
Hi.
Who was that?
Me.
Who's me?
YOu.
You?
Me.
I'm scared.
You should be.
Really?
Skulduggery Pleasant rules.
Who is Skudugy Preasant?
Insult to humanity.
Who?
You.
Me?
Yes! You didn't say Skulduggery's name right!
I... I...
I bet you can't even say Miguel O'Hara.
Mishelle Onarea.
You idiot.
Florence, what would be freaky?
or if you still dont get it go on facebook and ill just tell you..
*sighs*
Some people can't figure out riddles...
Dragona, tell her normally, bro.
Why?
I made a riddle...
it could have been wonkas sister ... thats freaky...
oh and i just noticed that i have something called self-consions that swears at me everytime i do something stupid or wrong...
I have one.
Imagine you're in a room: no doors, no windows, a foof made of indestructable stone, and walls of the same substance. how do you get out?
Ha! Answer THAT one!
stop imagining :p
Oh, yeah, and the floor's made in the same substance as the walls and ceiling.
Don't imagine it...
Florence, what would be freaky?
CORRECT, NICOLETTE!
sarthacus i cant be asked to work it out so will you say the answer????
flo i imboxed you on fb
TELL ME WHAT WOULD BE FREAKY!
Er... a woman calls the police: a door's locked in her house. The police break down the door, adn go in to see a man on a 5metre high ceiling hanging by his neck: dead. The carpet's soaked. how did he die?
hehehe I'm a mentally hillarious genious!
IT COULD HAVE BEEN WONKAS SISTER THATS WHATS FREAKY...I JUST SAID IT A COUPLE OF COMMENTS ABOVE.....
..stupid conscience making me feel bad...
he stood on a big block of ice to get up there to hang himself and then waited for it to melt :] ?
I can't be arsed to work it out... but if I had to guess he flooded the bathroom, and then accidentally hung himself on the light cord...
Why is your conciousness making you feel bad Florence?
cause apparantly im the worst peraon in the world
person
And I thought my friends had made these riddles!
Well done, Nicolette!
Has everyone gone off or something?
Florence... your not the worst person in the worold... far from it... really far from it... really really far from it...
*raises eyebrow* and why do you think that??
Who thinks what?
lolification, and lolage.
2000!
No DAMN IT!
I did get 1st comment though...
YOU, Dragona! Why do you think Flo is extremly far from the worlds worst person???
CRAP!!! Ah, well, I got 2000!
Because I can name many people who are far worse...
And if she's the worst person in the world, then I'm a girl... put it that way... and I'm a boy...
I now know
Yes. That. Is. Horrible, isn't it?
Ah... what do you think then Nicolette?
I think flo Is very brave for telling me even though most people already know
2010!
But what do you think about IT...
ahaa i got the year were in *does happy dance*
i floored a teacher on purpose and then lied and made the whole class lie with me by threatening them.......
if thats not brave i will burn my sp books...
well .... about IT hmmm well weird but hey ! ....
I thought on the positive side which means hey this probably means were all going to meet up one day ... or some of us anyway
It's all my fault...
*sulks*
If I had only waited until the next day to say sorry... instead of sending a telepathic message which may or may not have worked...
May I also point out I got the year were meant to die in to
That is brave Florence...
do any of you know a place called dunford???
*sigh*
oh and by the way im gonna have to start boarding school....
i will miss you guys and the awsome convos that get on dereks nerves :(
WHAT!!! I JUST MISSED A PARTY DOWNSTAIRS!!
they had crisps chocolate biscutes popcorn and mario party!
Eh?
Boarding school... why?
ahhhh no flo :[
Is that the places where you sleep there and everything?
i got excluded from school three times this year...
If I were you I'd talk my parents out of it but hey...
Florence... do you get holidays when you go there, or is it one continous stream of crap?
yep and everything..
i will have to break away from the tempted tears and you lot and all my other friends and the teachers that hate me and random pe lessons that we are really bad in and my bed and my grumpy gardener and my wardrobes and my xbox..
do you get weekends off, and holidays?
not the xbox!!! and us of course :[ I'm gunna miss you flo *hugs*
my parents are 24 hour 7 days a week working freaks...and we get one hloiday every year...christmas...
did i mention nuns teach there???
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FLOOR A NUN???
I'll miss you Florence...
im not going yet....thats why i want to know were dunford is...and why we are going on a history trip there...
when you going then ? :[
When are you going?
history trip november for three days
school after christmas
oh no :[ ...
I'll miss you Flo
Oh... so it's not long until you go then...
But why do you HAVE to go?
ill miss you too
i got excluded from school three times this year...
^thats why
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=il
well thats dunford...
thats near manchester... my fav football team :D
I would just go to the headteacher and ask for another chance... and I still don't see why you would have to go to a boarding school...
is everyone gone???
now im crying again...second time this week second time..
Poor you Florence... I must amit though... I do actually feel sad...
i think that most of all i will miss my Dorian my puppy husky he knows theres something wrong and keeps coming and curling up on my lap like a cat which usually makes me laugh but is making me cry even more....he looks confused
... and I don't like it...
now theres the feelings
Yeh... my chest feels really tight now... this is odd for me...
I nearly forgot it was like to be sad... and now it's come back it doesn't feel right...
my cousins live in langsett...i will probably spend my x mas's there..
We'll still see you on this blog, right?
At christmas...
:o theres a video of my mum on the internet
no computers
no pets
no chewing gum
no jewlery
no lieing/cheating
no this
no that
everythng i like is all no no no....
im being serious they even banned the word aint
Nicolette... that was just too random when we were talking about leaving and stuff...
really??? is it on youtube??
Florence, will you go on the blog at Christmas?
sorry *zips mouth* no not you tube
my cousins?? computer???
*starts laughing hysterically while crying*
ill try blowing something up and ill get chucked out like in the good old schools
Ouch Florence, Normally I'de say sucks to be you but that really and truly sucks. Poor you.
Yeh Florence... you should really do that because we'll all miss you...
it will take me less then three days dont worry...
i was sent to boarding school 4 times before but never a nun boarding school so far away..
the last one was pretty hard to get out of...i had to clim the roof and jump in protest for them to boot me....i cant imagine what i will have to do this time....
commit suicide?
murder?
attack on a bank?
yes i jumped of a building in protest...i am crazy in that way..
Not commit suacide... but do something to get out...
Is there anyway you can talk yourself out of it? I'de just beg my mum and be like, But what about my band? And I find it really hard to make new friends and I'de really miss you guys, PLEASE DON"T MAKE ME GO!!!!! And then it would help if you started to cry
I'v gotta go now, Bye. Sorry Florence.
well im bringing Dorian and a laptop and i will never wear that uniform that they sent.
infact ill get the gardener to burn it right now.....
then ill do something crazy like pretending to kill someone....(i done it before and it came out awsome) i need some time....or else i can just hide in my wardrobe and send one of my enemies instead... they wont mind
bye darkane
im watching rush hour 2
its class
am i alone??
I know rush hour is good... there feels like there's something trying to come out of my mouth but i'm keeping it down...
No, sorry Florence I had to restart my computer...
my pc crashed ;/ now internet keeps cutting out
let you soul free!!
I don't want to... I'll drown everyone...
or was it swim free???
you will cry???
Thanks Florence... I think I've started feeling things again... but at the moment it isn't welcome...
I don't know...
*walks in looks through 400 something comments to see if Derek commented on ANYTHING and is disapointed when there is no comment then starts hacking up a storm* gah i lost my voice in math today one minute i was able to talk then the next i was trying to answer a question and no sound came out of my mouth it was terrible! i also had choures today and during that i found my voice and then i lost it for like a few lines and it got like dramatically softer and then i got it again and it went back to normal..........and now it just hurts...............
so i thought some blogging would do me well because im very mad at my book right now and yes i do yell at inanimate objects *you can't imagine how much yelling i did at the Skulduggery books and usually for more than one reason*
so now here i am! at least until my mom comes back with my dads car....then im off to hebrew school for another hour and a half maybe two hours
so yeah.............
but seriously you pople cant feel bad..like i dont even know you well not properly anyway...its a bit like wonka or her sister leaving and not coming back..just another person going away....im someone you dont care about thats all
but on the bright side i get to be on here before i get sentenced to doom inside another classroom learning a whole new alphabet
no florence we care but now im off to hebrew school
I yell at annanimate object I swore at my laptop before it crashed ... I think i made it cry and blow its own cicuits up
hey people!
Florence, I've been talking to you most days for this year now... so tell that to me when I'm sat on my own at 7:30 lol...
its 8:37...or had the times changed???
No... in the morning...
"Ah..."
^there its copyrighted
Thankyou Florence...
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