A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4282 Newer› Newest»To dream about being in a theater means that pleasure will come from impending friendships. Think about how what's onstage mirrors things in your daily living. See how the actors' roles relate to you. Maybe you're assuming a different guise. To dream that you are laughing or clapping in a theater means that you want to have fun now instead of concentrating on future success.
See... I'm trying to show emotion... although I don't really feel it...
I once had a dream that I was at school and hundreds and thousands of Dragons were attacking everyone... people were dead around me, I felt as though I ought to look for someone who I somehow knew could kill the dragons... but I didn't know who it was and I searched all the survivors... but I didn't find anyone... it was quite sad but I woke up before I died...
Nicolette... see what that means!
dragons-
To dream about a dragon suggests that you allow your desires and emotions get the best of you. You could find yourself in a difficult situation due to this aspect of yourself. Use some common sense and self-control.
school-
Was your dream of school a safe one of an unhappy one ... if unhappy it could be you subconcious telling you that your learing lessons in life
New TLOASOTB part twelve!
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/life-of-soldier-on-battlefront-part_26.html
I don't feel much emotion... and I like Dragons, but they were evil... they tried to burn me... but I didn't die, YES!
Well that's just discusting Kallista...
opera-
Watching an opera in your dream suggests a desire for greater things in life, even to the point of grandstanding in a few instances.
singing-
To sing in your dream implies that you possess feelings of ecstasy and pleasure in your bond with a friend or significant other in some situation or relationship. Your optimistic outlook is influencing those around you in a good way.
Part 11 of TLOASOTB, Kallista you haven't read it yet!
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/life-of-soldier-on-battlefront-part_23.html
No... it wasn't that scary...
pregnant-
To dream you are pregnant signifies growth and development in your personal life. You may find that you are unprepared to act on it or to even discuss the matter with other people. It may also symbolize the birth of new ideas, projects and directions or goals.
why kallista why ...
Because she's discusting... who's the dad?
*looks to Sarthacus*
Ah... so that explains a lot...
any more dreams before I colapse of exhaustion
Sarthacus is always the dad for you isnt it
Hiooo!!?!?!?had to go there but now am back!!!! almost finished fanfic!!!!
Kallista Nooo!! *runs after Kallista but colapses in exhaustion*
never mind
Kallista... I'm joking... but it does explain a lot... why he said "I dunno, Kallista? Nicolette?" in the thing on Nicolette's blog where we had to choose someone...
grrr I'm regretting of found my dream journal ..
*throws it against wall and it slides down behind bed*
ahhh so thats how I lost it
*i'm just reading some dreams I had that I recorded in here before I started seeng the future
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to undo the earth magic used by Kallista*
I was joking Kallista... you aren't discusting...
*stops Kallista rolling*
nah Kallista is like almost normal . . . .compared to people like Nicolette . . .
No offence Nicolette but you know what i mean
hmmm I wrote across a page in the diary
People who have become blind still see images and scenes in their dreams. If they were born blind though, they dream about sonds smells and things they can touch
Sarthacus... a random appearance there...
yeah I know what you mean :]
I though I was improving untill I was talking to my freind on facebook and we were talking about pendulum and I asked her if she had ever mixed rice pooding with jam
SQUIGGLES!!!
Here Nicolette... what if in your dreams you stop someone dying...?
Left a comment on TLOASOB, Dragona.
*Jumps on Kallista's head, grabbs neck, flips her over and leaps next to Dragona*
That was fun.
Hello???
Yeh Shadow Brother... Mr. Torture...
Mr. Pain...
um um um it doesn't say *brain implodes*
Lol.
Thanks btw for the comment Sarthacus...
I'm gonna write a childrens book, and publish it!
Then I'll go onto SP type/fantasy books.
*waves hand at Kallista and a light comes from her mouth and materialises in my hand to be a magic yorkshire pudding*
It cannot be eaten...
No one harms the shadow brothers...
Black Betty -- SpiderBait
Lyrics:
Whoa black betty, bam ba lam
Yeah black betty, bam ba lam
Black betty had a child, bam ba lam
Damn thing gone wild, bam ba lam
She's always ready, bam ba lam
She's so rock steady, bam ba lam
Whoa black betty, bam ba lam
go black betty, bam ba lam
Alright
Whoa black betty, bam ba lam
go black betty, bam ba lam
What ever gets me high, bam ba lam
Yeah that's no lie, bam ba lam
She's always ready bam ba lam
She's so rock steady, bam ba lam
Whoa black betty, bam ba lam
Yeah black betty, bam ba lam
Yeah
Oh yeah, alright (3x)
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Whoa black betty, bam ba lam
go black betty bambalam
She's from birmingham, bam ba lam
Way down in alabam', bam ba lam
Black betty had a child, bam ba lam
Damn thing gone black, bam ba lam
Whoa black betty, bam ba lam
Yeah black betty, bam ba lam
Oh yeah alright,
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Bam ba lam!
If a gril goes black for Halloween I'm gonna call her Black Betty.
Instead Kallista, just read my stories...
I know you like to tease Kallista.
*gives her evils*
Thankyou Kallista...
I must admit... TLOASOTB is my favourite story to write...
I enjoy MARVEL FF, and TSTF.
I enjoy reading them as well Sarthacus...
Hmmm... I'm gonna write a Halloween story now...
=D
hey Sarthacus . . .how do you know about squiggles . . .????
Kallista, in reply to what you said earlier...
I know you like to tease...
*gives Kallista evils*
Oh... thanks Kallista.
shhhh I'm currently hiding in the bath tub bcaus emy baby brother ad sister are out to kill me ..
ahh de ja vu
ok what is squiggles Kallista?
It's your nickname Leo... I think... or someone's nickname...
oh no I don't know what squiggles is meaning Im not an anybody so im a nobody ...
*disapears into thin air*
and they says its imposible for thing to disapear into thin air
Ahaha... you two in a tub... Lolage...
*jumps out of bathtub* AGENT P!!!!!!!!!!!
*rolls down a hill laughing to herself*
oh funny ahaa ahaa hahaha :| no.
nah Dragona is right it's my nickname in real life . . .or squiggs . . . squiggs is cooler . . . and kallista and Nicolette do one of ye mind dying?!?!?! remember what i said earlier!!! it's only temp!!!
in my fan fic that is . . .
*continues giving evils to Kallista*
... and it's not very funny either...
Nicolette... that is funny... for people except you two... because your the butt of the joke...
i don't mind dying even if it was perminent mabey me and kallista can epicly kill each other at the same time
but thats like drawing in dodge ball impossible ..
yet my teacher still put 5 points for winning 3 for dawing and 1 for losing face it you cant draw in dodge ball SILLY!!
no your not quite dead yet . . . or are you ?!?!?
I don't want to die!
I want to kill someone who isn't my friends... vampires, remnants, zombies, faceless ones... lots of fun to kill...
You're teasing... is... not funny... Kallista...
*continues giving her evils while Nicolette and Kallista are in a bath*
Lolage...
Hey... I've already wore a dress in my life... and makeup... I don't want to do it again... it was for a school play... in primary school... me and my friend were dared into being the ugly sisters for Cinderella for a joke...
im not in the bath any more didn't you see
*goes into flash back*
Dragona Pine said...
Ahaha... you two in a tub... Lolage...
October 26, 2010 5:05 PM
Nicolette Croga said...
*jumps out of bathtub* AGENT P!!!!!!!!!!!
*rolls down a hill laughing to herself*
October 26, 2010 5:06 PM
Nicolette Croga said...
oh funny ahaa ahaa hahaha :| no.
October 26, 2010 5:07 PM
Say... your sorry... for teasing... me continually!
*gives evils to Kallista*
ohh burn . . . agent P as in Perry the platapus?
DO IT!
*continues giving evils*
Teasing me and Florence is not funny...
Eh?
Who's perry the platapus?
Is it your imaginary pet like my ninja goldfish?
*quickly hypmotises Dragona into allowing me and Kallista to wax his back*
lol its so funny watching a man get his back waxed
no he is an secret agent platapus off of a tv show
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to be unnafected by the hymposis*
You cannot wax my back!
*gives Evils to Kallista*
Teasing me and Florence isn't funny...
*tries best to remain calm*
You are getting me angry...
*rolls on floor laughing*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make flowers disappear from my ears and reappear in Kallista's nose*
*uses the power of randomness to turn flowers into skittle flowers glued together with melted marshmellows*
*Gets out shadow bullwhips, hands one to Dragona*
Who's having fun now?
oh there is more than one secret agent platapus on TV?!?!?! i'm thinking of phineas and ferb. you?
meh I have had my eyebrows waxed before you get used to the pain
I know... but when you first found out...
*makes Kallista turn into a fat marshmallow man*
*makes it irreversible*
I HAVE MY REVENGE!
What's pineas and ferb?
yep ... *uses randomness to shrink Dragona into a smirf* whos taller now *hi-fives Kallista*
Me and Sarthacus are Shadow Brothers... he is Mr. Torture, I am Mr. Pain...
Oh no *runs into magic goose cage which reflects magic*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make taller than a skyscraper*
Me...
I was for a few seconds
*chases Kallista like in her dream*
I told you it was me...
I am ANGRY!
*stabs Kallista and rips Nicolette's head off*
I told you not to get me angry!
oh I just realized I still have a bust lip in the corner
hmmm hardly noticble I guess ...if your colour blind
*rips Kallista's head off*
*stabs Nicolette*
*continues to do that over and over again*
*coughs* you can not get me whilst in my goose cage if you wish to kill me you can set it on fire withour magic or push it off a cliff but you can't reach my head whilst I'm inside
God I leave alone for a while and you start a war................. Meh *Sprays Sarthaucs with sticky silly string and and then covers him in goose feathers. HAHA
*undoes the cancan with magic yorkshire pudding*
*makes Kallista implode*
help my baby sis it pulling my hair and slapping me
arhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ow
Bye Kallista.
*torches Nicolette's cage and undoes the feathers*
I DECLARE WAR!
*Gets into the goose cage as well*
Bye Kallista.
Hopefully now the teasing will stop...
*sulks in corner without saying a word to anyone*
Yep... I will be sat here, thinking...
BYE KALLISTA! ...
ahhhh I'm dying!!! I can't get out AHHHHHHH *backs away from fire coughing in the smoke*
first burnt in a chicken farm now my goose cage
*poisonous smoke starts to make her unconcious*
you do realise with kallista gona an me dead theres no one left to fight war with
*becomes unconcious on poisonous gas*
*rescues Nicolette*
It's the last thing I'm going to do before I sulk...
Darkane only i can get in my goose cage ever since the flo inccident i installed somthing that disintergrates anyone who isn't me from getting in ... plus its locked and I have the key so ...
Ok my fan fic is up!!!! READ IT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
There's still me, Is it boys vs girls?
*sits in corner staring into space without blinking*
I'll keep that in mind Nicolette
*Dragona gets incintergrated*
ouch why not put the flames out since you cant get in
Gotta go!!! Read My New fan fic!!!!! it's awesome!!
READ MY FAN FIC!!
Is it boys vs girls?
READ MY FAN FIC!!!!!
NEW PAGE!!
NEVER LEO!!!
Well maybe not never but I have to go to athletics soon so......
LEO IT'S UTTERLY EPIC!!
*ignores Nicolette's attack and continues staring*
what attack?
*Sneaks up behind Dragona and shoves a mask with laughing gas in it onto his face* MWAHAHAHA!!!! RUN AWAY!!
You said, "Dragona gets incinerated"
oh poo ....
my arms bleeding how the heck did I do that i mean seriously I have been sat down on a laptop!
=S
*ignores the laughing gas*
I do not laugh Darkane...
*continues to stare at the wall*
no I didn't do it the goose cage did when ever someone beside me comes inside it incintergates them to stop people like i dunno *couhgs* flo
from coming in
=S indeed Sarthacus. *Put's a mask with helium in it onto Sarthacus' face*
Kallista teases me 24/7...
*gives evils to Kallista*
And it isn't funny either...
*continues to stare into space*
what did i have for lunch? did i have lunch? oh yeah sandwhich yogurt nd scotch eggs....
i smell noodles!
Fine be like that Dragona *put's helium in the mask instead and shoves it on Dragonas face* you can't be immune to helium.
Florence isn't bad Nicolette, sure she's violent and all but she's alright, you don't need a goosecage from that...
*sighs at Nicolette and continues staring*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to deflect the helium back at Darkane*
*sighs and continues staring*
Bye everyone, I'm going to athletics to die a horrible death of to many 150's in a row with not enough breaks.
I need a goose cage to retreat to when im upset or scared! *plays wresiling with my toes*
Bye Darkane...
I'll try and post a video with my in my costume (All black, remember)in the shadows of my room. If yo u cant see it tha tmeans the costume works!
Yes... but you don't need protection from Florence...
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to throw the goosecage over a cliff without Nicolette inside*
Ok Sarthacus... Shadow Bruv... Mr. Torture...
I didn't say I was protecting myself from flo
jeez boys don't isten
*sits sulking at edge of cliff with feet off the side waiting for the end to break off like it does in cartoons*
You said:
Nicolette Croga said...
no I didn't do it the goose cage did when ever someone beside me comes inside it incintergates them to stop people like i dunno *couhgs* flo
from coming in
Now tell me that doesn't mean what you said...
I said that becasue flo stole my goose cage once and wouldn't give it back to me not because I needed to protect myself from her!
You needed to explain further Nicolette... or say things differently...
sorry I didn't realiz you'd be so protective over your gf :P
You guys bicker way to much. BYE!
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat 'till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
In this town, we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
'Round that corner man, hiding in the trash cans
Something's waiting for the pounce and how you'll
scream!
This is Halloween
Red 'n black, slimy green
Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll a dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Halloween
I am the clown with the tear away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the "Who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Wont you please make way for a very special guy
Our man Jack is King of the pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
In this town, we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
It IS almost Halloween...
I am not over protective over my gf, because I don't have one... do I?
And I am neither overprotective over anyone... I just don't think it is right for you to be saying things like that... I would do the same for any one of my friends... and Sarthacus who is my Shadow Bruv...
*Shadow-whips Nicolette*
Don't insuld Mr. Pain!
*rolls eyes* yes you were being overprotective
be back later dinner
*shadow whips Nicolette across the face*
Ok Nicolette...
*Boobie traps Nicolette's goose cage*
*boobie traps Nicolette's head with daggers*
My goose cage has been pushed off a cliff Sarthacus ... and I don't apretiate being whipped but your not going to stop whipping me so hey!
Let's party!!
*PUts on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1yehXQpAA&feature=related
And dances to the tune*
*rolls eyes* goon then virtually kill me
Truce?
*plays Irish dancing while dancing to it with clones and ninja goldfish in a line*
grr ... Your annoying me now ...
ok brb its deffently tea now
*Dances with shadow-minions*
Truce *shakes on it then runs to dinner*
Nicolette... that's for annoying Mr. Pain, and you got punished by the Shadow Bruvs!
Lol.
Fine, a truce...
Whoah, black betty...!
Dragona, as you are a shadow brother I'm letting you get the 1st comment on the new post... which should be ready any moment now!
Who's a black betty?
What's a black betty?
Thanks Sarthacus.
http://blog.gamer20.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-joker.jpg
Look at the vid above.
That's Black Betty.
New post!
I AM gonna tell yo uguys when there's a new post!
COMMENT, GUYS COMMENT!!!
IT WORKS!
Nice costume Shadow Bruv...
=D
Writing a Halloween story.
Cool... I'm going to do a scary TLOASOTB...
I be Ninga!!
Dragona I'm sorry for getting all snappy at you and you to Sarthacus I was just mad because my sitser was winding me up and I took it out on you two ....
sorry guys :[ *hugs Sarthacus and Dragona*
Ninja...
It's ok Nicolette... I wasn't angry with you...
... *smack self* why do I keep spelling ninja wrong
Don't self harm again Nicolette...
Nicolette Croga said...
sorry I didn't realiz you'd be so protective over your gf :P
October 26, 2010 5:56 PM
Darkane Claw said...
You guys bicker way to much. BYE!
October 26, 2010 5:58 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat 'till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
In this town, we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
'Round that corner man, hiding in the trash cans
Something's waiting for the pounce and how you'll
scream!
This is Halloween
Red 'n black, slimy green
Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll a dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Halloween
I am the clown with the tear away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the "Who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Wont you please make way for a very special guy
Our man Jack is King of the pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
In this town, we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
It IS almost Halloween...
October 26, 2010 5:58 PM
Dragona Pine said...
I am not over protective over my gf, because I don't have one... do I?
And I am neither overprotective over anyone... I just don't think it is right for you to be saying things like that... I would do the same for any one of my friends... and Sarthacus who is my Shadow Bruv...
October 26, 2010 5:59 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
*Shadow-whips Nicolette*
Don't insuld Mr. Pain!
October 26, 2010 5:59 PM
Nicolette Croga said...
*rolls eyes* yes you were being overprotective
be back later dinner
Is that when you were all snappy?
yeah when I said that .. :[
Woah... my comp crashed... wait... why did I post it twice?
hey
It's not self harm .... its trying to knock sence into my head
Ah... that makes sense now Nicolette...
Hi Florence...
FLO! ... do you want a dream reading since everyone else has had one?
I like the fact that Sarthacus posted a random song in the middle of it lol...
not exactly..my last dream was about how to grow your own bananas...
I've had several... and got one from a website... so mostly it's seeking a stimulant in life, something about fortune and other things like that...
Florence, because you were listening to a gardening tape lol.
hehehee me and my bff's convo
me: {)] a face with hair
bff: {]:-]> face with hair and a beard
me: lol
bff: lol <------- man drowning :'(
me: :'[ whens the funeral ?
bff: 2 weeks
me: better get to work on my speech
bff: yeah
doesn't have to be a recent dream can be as old or new as you want ....
i only did it to stop other dreams
Hi, FLo.
ok explain why i have dreams about flying cheese when i eat to many carrots before bed...
hey sarthacus
When you're flying up river in your birdhouse and the antenna falls off, how many cups of sugar does it take to get to Jupiter? None silly, worms don't eat nails
Florence, do you think we ought to tell Nicolette about your dreams because she was bugging me earlier or sometime and she is pretty much the only one who doesn't know...
Last night and for a whole week I've had a damn dream about white lines that even Nicolette doesn't know about...
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