Sunday, October 24, 2010

Placemats

A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...

I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.

Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...

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Dragona Pine said...

Lol.


Well Night all.

Read my comment above:


I think I knocked a year 10 out... I picked him up and threw him and he faceplanted the floor... luckily it was one grass... but unluckyily a dog came past the day before... and well... that doesn't need explaining...

Well Night all.

Darkane Claw said...

Night Dragona.

Star Lord said...

Night, Dragona!

Bareerah said...

I would LOVE to have a skulduggery placemat.

Darkane Claw said...

YAWN!

Darkane Claw said...

Is anyone still on?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

mabey

Star Lord said...

Playin' Xbox.

Darkane Claw said...

What? Who said that? *looks around wildly* Who's there? *Goes to look in the attic like all the idiots in horror movies do*

Darkane Claw said...

What game?

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KziXo_WlGYo

SP

Darkane Claw said...

So close to 1000

Star Lord said...

I'm no fan of the DBR, but she would be a great fit for Valkyrie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDMM4JB4_fE&feature=related

Darkane Claw said...

I'm a loner aren't I.

Star Lord said...

No, I'm here!

Star Lord said...

Nicolette's waiting for the moment fo ra new page...

Darkane Claw said...

Derek said that there would be auditions for it that would be open to the public and if my stupid hair would just grow I'd so audition

Star Lord said...

Did you watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDMM4JB4_fE&feature=related
?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

you know me so well :[ i would be on my xbox to but it kinda *coughs* blew up *coughs again*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

* :[ was meant to be :]

Darkane Claw said...

Yep but I really want to play Val, it would be so Awesome but I'm 14 and by the time Derek gets round to the auditions I'l be too old damn him

Darkane Claw said...

How'd it blow up?

Star Lord said...

It's comin' out is 2013

Darkane Claw said...

I really want pop corn right now for some reasons.

Star Lord said...

Dakota's too old now, anyway.

Star Lord said...

s

Darkane Claw said...

Ye but when the hell are the auditions?

Star Lord said...

YES!!! 1ST!!!

Darkane Claw said...

DAMN YOU SARTHACUS!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I'm officially going to cry

Star Lord said...

HEHEHEHE!!!

Darkane Claw said...

See Sarthacus your gonna make Nicolette cry.

Star Lord said...

HEHEHEHE!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hey I didn't cry when I broke my finger of burnt my hand or bust my lip so why would I cry when he stole 1st ...

I don't know but I'm doing it anyway

*crawls misberly into her goose cage and cries*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

1010

Star Lord said...

*Teleports into the torture chamer and dies*

Star Lord said...

I got 1000 AND a new page!

Darkane Claw said...

I really want to get the 1111 comment that would be awesome.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*continues crying in her goose cage*

Star Lord said...

I got 1111!


Lol, I'm a comment thief!

Darkane Claw said...

Oh joy Sarthacus but I really don't care.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

well I was the first ever person to break the blog by getting 5000!!! :}

Darkane Claw said...

No you didn't we haven't even got to 1100 yet

Darkane Claw said...

ye that was so awesome Nicolette.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hehehehe :]

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

i feel so ill today ...

Star Lord said...

Aaaah!

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Kallista

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*jumps back surprised by kallista then relizes she was stood at the edge of a cliff* god dang it

*falls and dies*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

considering we all posted at 9:21 and i had the longest comment that means i read kallistas message first

Star Lord said...

Someone revive me and Nicolete!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

lol don't worry we can die together :]

Star Lord said...

AND Kallista.


Aren't we violent ANND suicidal Derekminions.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

the only live prtson left is darkane

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*dies again of embarrisment from horrific typo*

Star Lord said...

*Comes back as a zombie*


Reviiiiiiivvvveeee usssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

MWAHAHA I AM ALIVE!!! Wait how did sarthacus die?

Star Lord said...

*USes syb=mbiotic webs*


Tig,tig,tig,tig! YOU'RE IT, KALLISTA!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*comes back as an ant and gets eaten by an anteater*

the pain of it all

Star Lord said...

*Swings about the city*


WEEE!!! YEE-HAAA!! WOOHOO!!

Star Lord said...

Aren't they ill, Kallista?

Darkane Claw said...

I was a cat, ha it was fun

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

have any of you go mario brothers with the mini game were your yoshi and your picking petal of a daisy ....

i don;t get that game

Darkane Claw said...

That was a bad idea Kallista I'm the 3rd fastest in Dublin over 100m *runs up behind Sarthacus and tags him* YOUR IT!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

you have money???

oh how I beg how

Darkane Claw said...

I'm in debt to my dad for €200

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*goes into shock* I'm it

meh

*falls asleep*

Darkane Claw said...

Your not it I tagged Sarthacus

Star Lord said...

The tigger is asleep! LET'S PRANK!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

i used to do babysitting untill they locked me into the sitting room from the outside and raided the kitchen

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*continues sleeping*

Darkane Claw said...

I'm listening to the ride of the valkyries, fun

Star Lord said...

*Plasters Nicolette to the grouns with sticky tendrils*

Star Lord said...

Is there a song called "Ride of the Valkyries" or is it the Wagner one?

Star Lord said...

*Wakes Nicolette*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*wakes up* ahhh what the hell

Darkane Claw said...

It's the Wagners one.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

ok thts scary because i typed that before i saw that comment

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Kallista. *uses magic to float passed the trap and lands safely on the ground*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Bye Kallista!!!

Star Lord said...

*Uses Tendrils to destroy the traps*

Star Lord said...

Bye Kallista!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

wait if hes using tendrils to destroy traps that means ... I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!! *runs wildly into distance*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Bye :]

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Kallista

Star Lord said...

Bye Kallista

Darkane Claw said...

Bye guys I've gotta go.

Star Lord said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0


Love 2:38 - 2:52.

Star Lord said...

Bye, Darkane!

Star Lord said...

Who's wh ofor Halloween!?!?!?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I don't know what i am mum says shes gotten me a surprise .... oh golly god

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*yawns* My mum said I need to be off at 10

Star Lord said...

Mm. Me & Dragona are completely black, sneaking behind people and scaring them. =D Me = Mr. Torture. Dragona = Mr. Pain.

Star Lord said...

lol :D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

:O your coping me :] lol

Darkane Claw said...

I thought there was a good program on tv, I was wrong.

Star Lord said...

:0 your coping me :] lol

Star Lord said...

I thought there was a good program on tv, I was wrong.

Star Lord said...

OK, I'll stop.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

oh no he is coping me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs for the hills* :D

Darkane Claw said...

I have no idea who/what to be for Halloween, any suggestion. Remember that I'm broke so it has to be all house hold items.

Darkane Claw said...

Of

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I got to go now

see you all tommorow :]

Night Bolt, Night Darkane

Night all :]

Star Lord said...

Freddy Krueger. Garderer gloce, glue knives on the fingers.

Darkane Claw said...

Eurasia sia sia sia Eurasia sia sia sia Eurasia sia sia sia

Star Lord said...

Night, Nicolette.

Star Lord said...

Eurasia sia sia???

Darkane Claw said...

Night Nicolette.
If I glued knives to my fingers I'd be Edward Scissorhands and my friend is being him

Darkane Claw said...

It's in a song by Muse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u-DAhg-ie4

watch the whole thing.

Darkane Claw said...

Muse rock.

Darkane Claw said...

I got it

Darkane Claw said...

Wait scratch that

Darkane Claw said...

Where the hell are you Sarthacus

Darkane Claw said...

Sarthacus?

Darkane Claw said...

*Backs away towards the wall looking around with shifty eyes*

Darkane Claw said...

Hello?

Darkane Claw said...

Dum dumdum *drums fingers on knee*

Darkane Claw said...

This is a lot of comments in a row

Darkane Claw said...

2

Darkane Claw said...

I GOT IT!!!! I got the 1111th comment!!!! GO ME!!!
Night all, I really have to go now.

Star Lord said...

Night, all.

Brilliant Night (aka Alex Night) said...

*sigh*

I wish I could sue my sister too, but unfortunately she has too much info to use against me...

Liz said...

Hey yall!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Kallista you got your wish because here i am! i just came back from this thing i do once a month and we made food good food it was yummy :p

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hey Lizzy!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*gasp* did everyone leave on me! no i bet lizzy is hiding somewhere *snoops around for lizzy and kallista*

Liz said...

hey skulgirl, i was just writing a new blog entry

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OK Derek brilliant idea moment *Skulduggery contradicts Skulgirl but Skulgirl says it anyway* you should


1) write a short story about Skulduggery before his wife and son got killed and what was his given name who were his parents will we ever find out his true name?

2)write a story about Fletcher and his friken awesome demented porcupine hair


3) Have Tom Pecival to draw a picture of Skulduggery with his facade tattoo up


4) COMMENT ON MY PIECE OF WRITING ON THE FIRST PAGE OF COMMENTS!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh ok good i for a second there i thought i would have to be alone talking to myself

Liz said...

it always happens to me, i like the suggestions

Liz said...

hmmm, actually the next big peace of fanfic im doing is about Skulduggery and his past, its called "the forgotten years"

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok ill be here .........waiting...........alone...........with no one.........

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

kallista...................lizzy....................anyone back yet............

Liz said...

jeez, im back (drama queen)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i know i am im such an actress ok out of helpless drama queen mode

Liz said...

argg, my dad kicked me off, be back soon (hopefully)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok hopefully see you soon!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

It slithers down my throat
Cold and hard,
Into my gut
Where it twists and knots
Around my stomach

It grinds against my spine
Rubbing it raw
So I can’t even stand

Sickly slimy and dark cold
It craws up my throat again
To enter my mind

Tearing up the mind
To replace it with black holes
That fills the void with nothing
That can ever satisfy you

Hunger grows
The dragon feeds on the soul
Replacing it
With black goo

Satisfied with it’s work
It shoots out of weakened spine
Leaving an empty shell
In it’s place.















































what do you guys think of this piece














































its suposed to represent jelousy





















i think

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Derek..........any thoughts on this?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

so Derek me and my brother are having a bet my brother thinks the next book will have a gray theme...............i think that it will have a silver theme yes you may say they are the same but there not so ..........do you know what the next books theme (color wise) is?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and how do you pronounce lord Vile because i think its pronounced (vi-lay) and my brother thinks its pronounced vile like disgusting so how do you pronounce it?

Liz said...

YAY! im back!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YEAH! im glad your dad let you back on! :3

Liz said...

he didnt, i stole to computer from my little sister

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

smooth i would do that but i dont need to cus i have my laptop so yeah m brothers can have the other two computers

Liz said...

my bro is always fighting over the computer with me

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

random what book are you reading?

Liz said...

umm, right now im not really reading anything new, but im re-re-re-re-re read "the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" and re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re reading All of the Skulduggery books

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

coolio im reading Dawn of the Dreadfuls and i would reread skulduggery but that would drive me mad from no new books

Liz said...

never read that book

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

if you go to poinlesssites.com then go to animations ther is this thing with dolphins i think its called thanks for all the fish and it has to do with the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

its really good its the prequel to Pride predigest and zombies

Liz said...

ok, ill look at that, brb

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

cool its so funny well i think so

Liz said...

:( i cant find it

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

awwww try looking it up on youtube

Liz said...

maybe later, right now im looking at all the Val and Fletcher storys on deventart X3

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg read never too late i LOVE IT!

Liz said...

omg, read this one! soooooo cute!

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=ValkyriexFletcher+#/d2p2jrq

Liz said...

i read never to late, its really good

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wich one is it whats the title i might have read it already

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh did you read death its so good sad but adorable!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh i read that one its so cute!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OK Bye Kallista! i think

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hope things turn out better soon!

Liz said...

Hey! *hugs Kallista* Bye!

Liz said...

im reading this one now


http://fletcherxvalkyrie.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d302yoo

Liz said...

omg, look at this pic!

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=Valkyrie+and+Fletcher#/d2jk9rk

Liz said...

helloooo?

Liz said...

if you didnt leave, look at this one!

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Valkyrie%20and%20Fletcher&order=9&offset=120#/d30co40

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

awwwi just finished reading the first one you told me to see i got interuppted a few times brb let me check out the others

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

aww those are so cute! just finished all of them

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

http://browse.deviantart.com/literature/?q=valkyrie%20and%20fletcher#/d2p6whk





read this one i love it!

Liz said...

yeah :3 now im looking at Hetilia parings

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

nice you just reminded me how good these things are.......and how much i miss reading Skulduggery :(

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*in a very small voice taping pointer fingers together while saying*






Derek.........can you please start writing the sixth book now? Please?

Liz said...

you better do it ,Derek, or she'll go crazy fan-girl on you

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

shes right i will.....now let me find my broad sword.....

Liz said...

LOL please be joking

Liz said...

hahaha! look at this!

http://khakipants12.deviantart.com/art/Hetalia-Mochi-Care-124744611?q=boost%3Apopular+Hetalia&qo=193

the look on France's face in the last frame is priceless

Liz said...

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! my brother is online!!!!

Halo pickle! said...

:3 means what?

Liz said...

dude...

Liz said...

good night everyone

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

what?! sorry it took so long i was watching mystery diagnosis.....deagal_pickle is your brother?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

maybe i was jocking *looks suspiciously around* maybe im not.....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Hellooooooooo! *taps computer screen* anyone there hello hello?!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im gonna make a new page tonight....even if it kills me!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

there you go Derek im living prof of a crazed fangirl

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

especially because im gonna make it to 1201

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

1190!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

now

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

then

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