Sunday, October 24, 2010

Placemats

A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...

I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.

Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...

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Dragona Pine said...

I hope you will be on Florence... because I'll be a loner in the morning until Nicolette comes on...

Anonymous said...

yourself??? my conscience is great to talk to..

"SEE i am great company"

shutup...not now

Dragona Pine said...

My conscience is stupid... stupid stupid stupid... it always says lots of things which are really stupid... but I ignore it most of the time...

Dragona Pine said...

Anyone on?

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry I was making a smoothie.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol...

Dragona Pine said...

*goes off into dream world again*


Yey, one without white lines!

*watches intentivly*

Anonymous said...

sorry my gardener fell over and i had to help him up..

Dragona Pine said...

Lol... poor gardener...

Dragona Pine said...

*continues watching dream without the white line*

Anonymous said...

"you are so kind!"

so stop talking

"why am i annoyinh im you"

i like there being one of my and not two

*actually there are three*

who the hell are you??

"exactly"

*im florences brain*

exactly what i needed...

*hey what did i do*

you spoke isnt that weird now...brains dont speak..

"hey you tell me to shut up but you let the brain speak... thats unfair"

i think that i will end up in the loony bin with nicolette

*hey im the one that does the thinking*

shit

"DONT SWEAR ITS BAD FOR YOU!"

SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU

"*sorry"*

whatever

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... ignore your conscience Florence... mine can be annoying...

Anonymous said...

im listening to deppresing love songs.....why the hell do i own these...

Anonymous said...

my voice and brain are speaking to me...

Dragona Pine said...

That is what I was going earlier today...


*mumbles something about how crap 80s love songs are*

Darkane Claw said...

I got new drum sticks today when I was shopping with my 'friend', they're so awesome.

Dragona Pine said...

Nice Darkane...


Florence, try having Steve Wright Sunday Love Songs copied onto your Ipod... it must have copied all the album... and I only wanted one song...

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXu-Q4EsaFA

Anonymous said...

lol i only wanted one song and i got about 10 which were all really bad parodys..

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYqzbnkhxPY

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

b-o-r-e-d

Dragona Pine said...

I wanted one and got 32 really depressing 80s love songs... at least you have a bf so it's not AS depressing...

Darkane Claw said...

HAT!

Anonymous said...

lol

Darkane Claw said...

Bubbling

Darkane Claw said...

Hello?

Dragona Pine said...

HI Darkane...

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg&NR=1

Dragona Pine said...

I'm listening to my Ipod...

Darkane Claw said...

What you listening to?

Dragona Pine said...

Trying to find a song that isn't depressing... I've got the Titanic theme cloned 1232 times! And steve wright sunday love songs, all of it when I only wanted one song... but I've got some cool ones though...

Darkane Claw said...

I'm listening to american idiot by green day, awesome song.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

grrrrrrrr I feel really ill ... I dont know what happened ..

can't be food poisoning because we.. actually it might be food poisoning because I can't catch a cold that fast

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Nicolette... now you know what it's like to be me...

Anonymous said...

lol i found 4 songs in total that arent deppressing and are from the 80's

FOUR SONGS WHICH ARE ALL EMO!!!

Darkane Claw said...

What are they?

Dragona Pine said...

I've found... 1 song so far that isn't depressing...


"Lets do the time warp... aagggaaaaiiinnn"

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmEZs_Kcms

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hmmm lol I'm sorry Dragona but it must suck to be you with your illness ... I don't know weather to get milk or tea because I keep going really hot then cold ...

I'll make both and my mum can have the spare

Dragona Pine said...

Ghostbusters, 2...

Anonymous said...

well ones Poison by Alice Cooper

the other one is....D: i just deleted them

nooooooooooooooooooooo

Dragona Pine said...

It's fine Nicolette... it's getting better... I hope...

Anonymous said...

stuppd computer stupid computer

*stop shouting its doing me in*

SHUT UP BRAIN!

"HA told you she'll get annoyed..."

AAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dragona Pine said...

All my others are either new or highly depressing... REALLY depressing...

Dragona Pine said...

*hacks into Florence's mind*


Shut up... the both of you...

Anonymous said...

what is your most deppresing song???

oh the rest of mine are all r&b...

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... I've got quite a lot of sad ones... Titanic, "It's a sad, sad situation", "You are not alone, because I am here with you"... and quite a few others... lets see...

Darkane Claw said...

What's everyone's favorite song?

Anonymous said...

wait Rock Me Amadeus by Falco is from the 80's and its not THAT emoish....

Anonymous said...

what century???

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... I've got pacience by Take That...


G2g now... I'll be on tomorrow... night all...


*hugs Florence*

Night...

*fades away randomly*

Darkane Claw said...

I don't have any depressing songs on my iPod, I only have punk, alternative, indie, rock, a little electronic, classical and none of them are really depressing.

Anonymous said...

bye dragona

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Dragona.

*Mumbles something about him liking Flo better then me*

Meh whatever

Anonymous said...

80's - I love rock N roll by Joan Jett + Blackhearts

21's - hmmm i have to many favourites....

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Anonymous said...

hello??

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Kallista

Anonymous said...

bye kallista

Anonymous said...

hello darkane you still here??

Darkane Claw said...

Yep,

Anonymous said...

why??

Anonymous said...

i already have a boyfriend and i have another 1132 that i could possibly have from the school next door to ours..

Darkane Claw said...

I've never had a boyfriend and I'm 14, sad or what.

Anonymous said...

not really.. my cousin is 16 and she never had a boyfriends she wants to stay a single pringle...

Anonymous said...

im 14

Darkane Claw said...

All the guys I know are either really annoying, my brothers friends or really good friends.

Anonymous said...

we have to share our playground with the boy school next door to us....they call us holy nuns and they call themselves mucho man....dont ask...some of them keep calling me a stripper cause i wore those stupid fishnets....

Anonymous said...

all i will say is BOY-OVERLOAD!

Darkane Claw said...

I'm in an all girls school which seriously sucks because they're all wimps, like I elbowed someone and they basically screamed.

Anonymous said...

hehe i have fun i walled someone last week...very funny..they try to rugby tackle me when im not watching...how sad is that?

Liz said...

Hello, my violent friends

Darkane Claw said...

My brothers go to school were it's all boys until 5th year when girls can switch school, I think I'm gonna go there in 5th year because according to my brother who's in 6th year, the music gear there is awesome and the music gear in my school is crap.

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Lizzy

Anonymous said...

bye gtg too many ppl texting me..

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Flo

Darkane Claw said...

Helloooooooo?

Liz said...

im here, im just reading Kallistia's blog

Darkane Claw said...

Oh, is there a new post.

Liz said...

hey Kallista, im reading the new post now

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I know this is a little late but bye Dragona

Bye Kallista I hope your dad doesn't treat you to badly :/

Bye Flo have fun texting ...

sorry I was down stairs

Liz said...

im going to type some fanfic now, ill check in later

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GAHHHHHHHHH *moans loudly then falls onto couch* im torn to shreads the mile is death on a track it KILLED me yes it is sad to say i am now dead and my ghost is typing on the blog i love so dearly

Liz said...

hey skulgirl

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Im off to bed now, Night All

Liz said...

night Nicolette

Liz said...
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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok ill just sit here *looks down at legs trying to get them to move but they don't* ok make that live here because my leg have decided not to work anymore

Liz said...

thats why i dont run

Liz said...

brb, see you later

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BYE! oh and i didn't want to run i was forced to by the health department

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

stupid health department!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im sad no ones here!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DEREK! POST SOMETHING!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

please?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes all that stupid testing is DONE an now we get to the good stuff in gym

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BYE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrr why must no one be on....STUPID LEGS MOVE! *legs twitch* grrrrrrrrr

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

I

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Darkane Claw said...

Hello

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah! not alone! hello!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=first+kiss#/djjqfk

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg that link shows something i find what i think what was always ment to be

Darkane Claw said...

Have you read Kallista's new post? It's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no now i must see what it is and on which one of her blogs may i find this post?

Darkane Claw said...

Well, awesome is an understatement.

Darkane Claw said...

It's on SP fan fic

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ill have to check it out later im doing homework while doing this

Darkane Claw said...

I have to go to bed now, sorry, but bye.

:O SHIT!! On the subject of HW I have art HW due for monday!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

well....you still have three days to odo it! Good night darkane!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg i leave for more than an hour and like NO one comments...thats a shocker

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i can't believe this i MISSED kallista *curses mom and annoyence of costumes*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrr i just HAD to straighten my hair i haven't been on in like HOURS......thats probably a new record...stupid computer is also running slow curse you computer



@Kallista im sorry i wasn't on as usual ive been busy with stuff for halloween dress up day tomorrow

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ACK! THATS A FRIKEN THREE HOUR DIFFERENCE! wow time flys by when your having fun!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wow now im like really hyper because i have my hair all straight(well as straight as it will ever get!)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*shmushes face against Dereks computer screen and taps hint of broad sword showing in screen* Derek i know your out there.......SO GET YOUR BUTT ON HERE!

Unknown said...

Oh my Lord. We are about to break the blog again.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

I DONT CARE! *starts laghing and grinning like a maniac*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YES I AM HORAY! IM NOT A TOTAl LOSER FOR LEAVING YOU ON THE BLOG ALONE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im really hyper

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=hatter%20and%20alice%20love&order=9&offset=72&offset=120#/dij51q




omg this is so cute...at least ithink so totaly predictable yet funny at the same time!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no duh we can though i actually might not make it because of parents

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YEAH I FEEL LIKE BUSTING A BLOG! *takes out katana and taps blade to hand a twisted smile on her face*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah i really do beleive they should have kissed in the tim burton *my fave* one

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

more like yell at me

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg BEST ALICE IN WONDERLAND EVER! its so twisted its AMAZING tim burton is a GENIOUSE! that is why i think he should team up with Derek and make the movie together it would be PERFECT!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG JOHNNY DEPP AS SKULDUGGERY TIM BURTON DIRECTS AND HELPS DEREK RIGHT THE MOVIE! BEST FRIKEN MOVIE EVER!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im on a ROLL here!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*throws kallista a rope to do......tricks with?*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i had i dream i played Valkyrie and i have to say i would be PERFECT! i like fit her descrition....ok just the characteristics but the other stuff can be dealt with makeup

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

you would make a good valkyrie to....but the part is MINE! MWAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=hatter%20and%20alice%20love&order=9&offset=264#/d11vrp1






OMG best friken shoes in the world!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*whips a rope at kallista and she is free from her rope*



OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!! i will mention you when i win an emmy award!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

aren't they ADORABLE! i put a link on for another alice + mad hatter thing earlier today i think its on this page

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*waves back so fast her arm falls off and then skulgirl falls into the rodeo pit and runs away from mad bull with her arm in other working hand*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=first+kiss#/djjqfk




that was it SOOOOOOO CUTE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i love looking at things people write draw what ever because it didn't happen in the movie or what ever

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

psh i WISH! that would never happen........could it? no what am i saying! i really have gone mad!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im gonna get the first comment!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

it will be mine!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

mine!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

1st!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

KALLISTA HAS WON THE BATTLE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! *gasps in amazement then falls to her knees* TEACH ME!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*even handsomer cowboy comes and sweeps Kallista off her feet before bulls get there and they ride off into the crowd and into the dying sunset!*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ACK NOOOOO i must go mother is having a FIT! GOOD NIGHT KALLISTA GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NEW COWBOY FRIEND

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

JEALOUS! ok for real now GOOD NIGHT!

Blackjack Macabre said...

WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SO MANY COMMENTS BEFORE ME!!!!!! DEREK PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN READ DOWN HERE! HEYYYYYY DEREK! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :D :D :D...........

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Darkane Claw said...

Hello? Anyone there?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

me but I wish to sleep

Darkane Claw said...

I wish to sleep as well because I went to sleep at 4am and got up at 7 30 but I can't get back to sleep

Darkane Claw said...

Yawn

Darkane Claw said...

Hellooooooo?!?!?!?!?!

Someones usually on by now.

Darkane Claw said...

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Dragona Pine said...

Hi all, sorry I haven't been on earlier, I had a doctors appoitment...

Darkane Claw said...

YAY!!!! SOMEONES!! HERE!

Dragona Pine said...

I am :)

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going to start a new series of stories before I continue with my fanfic... it's about the life of my character... starting writing it now... I'll still post though...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hello All I had some sleep :]

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette...

Darkane Claw said...

Cool, I've quit writing fan fic.

Anonymous said...

hey

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Hello Flo

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Flo

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

(screaming 3 and 2 year old in back groud)

ok deep breath and a smile :]

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Florence...

Anonymous said...

hey nicolette i was up till 2am.....

Dragona Pine said...

Here, Florence, have you had anymore dreams?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I'm leaving at 11 going into town with some freinds because I'm a cool kid like that

Darkane Claw said...

I stayed up till 4 and went woke up at 7 30

Darkane Claw said...

Dragona............. that is so evil

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I was up to 2am to then mum woke me up at half two saying she needed to go see my auntie because she had gone into labour came back at quater to 6 saying it was a false alarm then realized she had gym so made me look after the littles ones for a futher hour untill 7:30

I fell asleep at eight woke at 8:59 so I'm as tired as hell

Darkane Claw said...

What do we do when we reach 5000 because we only have like 500ish to go

Dragona Pine said...

What's evil?


I'm not evil... I'm kind... I think...

Anonymous said...

nope

Darkane Claw said...

With the hmm.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hour and a half sleep .... so I'm going to town at 11 then probably sleep for the rest of the day :]

Darkane Claw said...

And the ah.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Dragona has a overflow blog incase we reach 5000 again

Dragona Pine said...

Yes... I am prepared...

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc&NR=1

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

yeah ever since someone broke the blog by getting 5000 ...

He became prepared

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I just realized squidwards a squid not an octopus ...

I always thought he was an octopus

Darkane Claw said...

Omg your right Nicolette, I thought he was an octopus too.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

:D My mum said if my auntie goes into labour whilst I'm at school shes going to call me out

Dragona Pine said...

SQUID-ward... that explains it...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

lol its the one where there seeing who knows the most customers names and squidward asks a lady her name and she said

"since when have you ever cared about customer servuce grouchy squid guy"

:O I'm shocked

Anonymous said...

why do i have weird cowboy songs on my ipod????

"Cause your weird"

*well if shes weird then so are you*

"im not weird"

*yes you are*

SHUT UP VOICE AND BRAIN.....

"sorry" *sorry*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Dragona this is me were talking about ...

but then again it was so obious all along like Dragona said

SQUIDward only 6 legs .... plus I saw an episode with an octopus in and it looked completly different *slaps self* stupid girl

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... most of my songs are depressing on my Ipod... then again I have got the Titanic theme cloned 1232 times... and I'm listening to it now...

"Near, far, where ever you are,
I believe that your heart will, go on"

*sobs*

Darkane Claw said...

Brb gotta go get out of my awesome pajamas because my mums shouting at me about being lazy so now I have to go clean the kitchen.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hehe My concienc is wondering why I'm so smart at school and dumb at home .... I asked her why are you so smart at school and dumb at home and it gone silent ...#

I think I made it explode with confusion

Darkane Claw said...

You should all get a good dose of Paramore, they're one of my favorite bands after muse, I'm going to see them live in a week!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

"... and your heart will, go on and on..."


*cries*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

My mum calls me lazy all the time .... it upsets me because none of the others do any jobs around the house and i do tonnes and they don't get called Lazy ..

(grumbles) just because I'm the oldest

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I Love paramore I descovered them last night on you tube when I mispelt pendulum and there amazing

I like the song brick by boring brick where the little girl gets buried alive :L that makes me sound like a freak

Dragona Pine said...

Noooo... another depressing song...


"... It's a sad, sad situ-ation..."


*sobs*


Why do I have all these sad songs?

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