A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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«Oldest ‹Older 3601 – 3800 of 4282 Newer› Newest»I hope you will be on Florence... because I'll be a loner in the morning until Nicolette comes on...
yourself??? my conscience is great to talk to..
"SEE i am great company"
shutup...not now
My conscience is stupid... stupid stupid stupid... it always says lots of things which are really stupid... but I ignore it most of the time...
Anyone on?
Sorry I was making a smoothie.
Lol...
*goes off into dream world again*
Yey, one without white lines!
*watches intentivly*
sorry my gardener fell over and i had to help him up..
Lol... poor gardener...
*continues watching dream without the white line*
"you are so kind!"
so stop talking
"why am i annoyinh im you"
i like there being one of my and not two
*actually there are three*
who the hell are you??
"exactly"
*im florences brain*
exactly what i needed...
*hey what did i do*
you spoke isnt that weird now...brains dont speak..
"hey you tell me to shut up but you let the brain speak... thats unfair"
i think that i will end up in the loony bin with nicolette
*hey im the one that does the thinking*
shit
"DONT SWEAR ITS BAD FOR YOU!"
SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU
"*sorry"*
whatever
Hmm... ignore your conscience Florence... mine can be annoying...
im listening to deppresing love songs.....why the hell do i own these...
my voice and brain are speaking to me...
That is what I was going earlier today...
*mumbles something about how crap 80s love songs are*
I got new drum sticks today when I was shopping with my 'friend', they're so awesome.
Nice Darkane...
Florence, try having Steve Wright Sunday Love Songs copied onto your Ipod... it must have copied all the album... and I only wanted one song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXu-Q4EsaFA
lol i only wanted one song and i got about 10 which were all really bad parodys..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYqzbnkhxPY
b-o-r-e-d
I wanted one and got 32 really depressing 80s love songs... at least you have a bf so it's not AS depressing...
HAT!
lol
Bubbling
Hello?
HI Darkane...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg&NR=1
I'm listening to my Ipod...
What you listening to?
Trying to find a song that isn't depressing... I've got the Titanic theme cloned 1232 times! And steve wright sunday love songs, all of it when I only wanted one song... but I've got some cool ones though...
I'm listening to american idiot by green day, awesome song.
grrrrrrrr I feel really ill ... I dont know what happened ..
can't be food poisoning because we.. actually it might be food poisoning because I can't catch a cold that fast
Lol Nicolette... now you know what it's like to be me...
lol i found 4 songs in total that arent deppressing and are from the 80's
FOUR SONGS WHICH ARE ALL EMO!!!
What are they?
I've found... 1 song so far that isn't depressing...
"Lets do the time warp... aagggaaaaiiinnn"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmEZs_Kcms
hmmm lol I'm sorry Dragona but it must suck to be you with your illness ... I don't know weather to get milk or tea because I keep going really hot then cold ...
I'll make both and my mum can have the spare
Ghostbusters, 2...
well ones Poison by Alice Cooper
the other one is....D: i just deleted them
nooooooooooooooooooooo
It's fine Nicolette... it's getting better... I hope...
stuppd computer stupid computer
*stop shouting its doing me in*
SHUT UP BRAIN!
"HA told you she'll get annoyed..."
AAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All my others are either new or highly depressing... REALLY depressing...
*hacks into Florence's mind*
Shut up... the both of you...
what is your most deppresing song???
oh the rest of mine are all r&b...
Hmm... I've got quite a lot of sad ones... Titanic, "It's a sad, sad situation", "You are not alone, because I am here with you"... and quite a few others... lets see...
What's everyone's favorite song?
wait Rock Me Amadeus by Falco is from the 80's and its not THAT emoish....
what century???
Hmm... I've got pacience by Take That...
G2g now... I'll be on tomorrow... night all...
*hugs Florence*
Night...
*fades away randomly*
I don't have any depressing songs on my iPod, I only have punk, alternative, indie, rock, a little electronic, classical and none of them are really depressing.
bye dragona
Bye Dragona.
*Mumbles something about him liking Flo better then me*
Meh whatever
80's - I love rock N roll by Joan Jett + Blackhearts
21's - hmmm i have to many favourites....
hello??
Bye Kallista
bye kallista
hello darkane you still here??
Yep,
why??
i already have a boyfriend and i have another 1132 that i could possibly have from the school next door to ours..
I've never had a boyfriend and I'm 14, sad or what.
not really.. my cousin is 16 and she never had a boyfriends she wants to stay a single pringle...
im 14
All the guys I know are either really annoying, my brothers friends or really good friends.
we have to share our playground with the boy school next door to us....they call us holy nuns and they call themselves mucho man....dont ask...some of them keep calling me a stripper cause i wore those stupid fishnets....
all i will say is BOY-OVERLOAD!
I'm in an all girls school which seriously sucks because they're all wimps, like I elbowed someone and they basically screamed.
hehe i have fun i walled someone last week...very funny..they try to rugby tackle me when im not watching...how sad is that?
Hello, my violent friends
My brothers go to school were it's all boys until 5th year when girls can switch school, I think I'm gonna go there in 5th year because according to my brother who's in 6th year, the music gear there is awesome and the music gear in my school is crap.
Hey Lizzy
bye gtg too many ppl texting me..
Bye Flo
Helloooooooo?
im here, im just reading Kallistia's blog
Oh, is there a new post.
hey Kallista, im reading the new post now
I know this is a little late but bye Dragona
Bye Kallista I hope your dad doesn't treat you to badly :/
Bye Flo have fun texting ...
sorry I was down stairs
im going to type some fanfic now, ill check in later
GAHHHHHHHHH *moans loudly then falls onto couch* im torn to shreads the mile is death on a track it KILLED me yes it is sad to say i am now dead and my ghost is typing on the blog i love so dearly
hey skulgirl
Im off to bed now, Night All
night Nicolette
ok ill just sit here *looks down at legs trying to get them to move but they don't* ok make that live here because my leg have decided not to work anymore
thats why i dont run
brb, see you later
BYE! oh and i didn't want to run i was forced to by the health department
stupid health department!
im sad no ones here!
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yes all that stupid testing is DONE an now we get to the good stuff in gym
BYE!
grrr why must no one be on....STUPID LEGS MOVE! *legs twitch* grrrrrrrrr
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Hello
yeah! not alone! hello!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=first+kiss#/djjqfk
omg that link shows something i find what i think what was always ment to be
Have you read Kallista's new post? It's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!!
no now i must see what it is and on which one of her blogs may i find this post?
Well, awesome is an understatement.
It's on SP fan fic
ill have to check it out later im doing homework while doing this
I have to go to bed now, sorry, but bye.
:O SHIT!! On the subject of HW I have art HW due for monday!!
well....you still have three days to odo it! Good night darkane!
omg i leave for more than an hour and like NO one comments...thats a shocker
i can't believe this i MISSED kallista *curses mom and annoyence of costumes*
grrr i just HAD to straighten my hair i haven't been on in like HOURS......thats probably a new record...stupid computer is also running slow curse you computer
@Kallista im sorry i wasn't on as usual ive been busy with stuff for halloween dress up day tomorrow
ACK! THATS A FRIKEN THREE HOUR DIFFERENCE! wow time flys by when your having fun!
wow now im like really hyper because i have my hair all straight(well as straight as it will ever get!)
*shmushes face against Dereks computer screen and taps hint of broad sword showing in screen* Derek i know your out there.......SO GET YOUR BUTT ON HERE!
Oh my Lord. We are about to break the blog again.
I DONT CARE! *starts laghing and grinning like a maniac*
YES I AM HORAY! IM NOT A TOTAl LOSER FOR LEAVING YOU ON THE BLOG ALONE!
im really hyper
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=hatter%20and%20alice%20love&order=9&offset=72&offset=120#/dij51q
omg this is so cute...at least ithink so totaly predictable yet funny at the same time!
no duh we can though i actually might not make it because of parents
YEAH I FEEL LIKE BUSTING A BLOG! *takes out katana and taps blade to hand a twisted smile on her face*
yeah i really do beleive they should have kissed in the tim burton *my fave* one
more like yell at me
omg BEST ALICE IN WONDERLAND EVER! its so twisted its AMAZING tim burton is a GENIOUSE! that is why i think he should team up with Derek and make the movie together it would be PERFECT!
OMG JOHNNY DEPP AS SKULDUGGERY TIM BURTON DIRECTS AND HELPS DEREK RIGHT THE MOVIE! BEST FRIKEN MOVIE EVER!
im on a ROLL here!
*throws kallista a rope to do......tricks with?*
i had i dream i played Valkyrie and i have to say i would be PERFECT! i like fit her descrition....ok just the characteristics but the other stuff can be dealt with makeup
you would make a good valkyrie to....but the part is MINE! MWAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=hatter%20and%20alice%20love&order=9&offset=264#/d11vrp1
OMG best friken shoes in the world!
*whips a rope at kallista and she is free from her rope*
OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!! i will mention you when i win an emmy award!
aren't they ADORABLE! i put a link on for another alice + mad hatter thing earlier today i think its on this page
*waves back so fast her arm falls off and then skulgirl falls into the rodeo pit and runs away from mad bull with her arm in other working hand*
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=first+kiss#/djjqfk
that was it SOOOOOOO CUTE!
i love looking at things people write draw what ever because it didn't happen in the movie or what ever
psh i WISH! that would never happen........could it? no what am i saying! i really have gone mad!
im gonna get the first comment!
it will be mine!
mine!
1st!
KALLISTA HAS WON THE BATTLE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! *gasps in amazement then falls to her knees* TEACH ME!
*even handsomer cowboy comes and sweeps Kallista off her feet before bulls get there and they ride off into the crowd and into the dying sunset!*
ACK NOOOOO i must go mother is having a FIT! GOOD NIGHT KALLISTA GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NEW COWBOY FRIEND
JEALOUS! ok for real now GOOD NIGHT!
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SO MANY COMMENTS BEFORE ME!!!!!! DEREK PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN READ DOWN HERE! HEYYYYYY DEREK! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :D :D :D...........
Hello? Anyone there?
me but I wish to sleep
I wish to sleep as well because I went to sleep at 4am and got up at 7 30 but I can't get back to sleep
Yawn
Hellooooooo?!?!?!?!?!
Someones usually on by now.
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Hi all, sorry I haven't been on earlier, I had a doctors appoitment...
YAY!!!! SOMEONES!! HERE!
I am :)
I'm going to start a new series of stories before I continue with my fanfic... it's about the life of my character... starting writing it now... I'll still post though...
Hello All I had some sleep :]
Hi Nicolette...
Cool, I've quit writing fan fic.
hey
Hello Flo
Hey Flo
(screaming 3 and 2 year old in back groud)
ok deep breath and a smile :]
Hi Florence...
hey nicolette i was up till 2am.....
Here, Florence, have you had anymore dreams?
I'm leaving at 11 going into town with some freinds because I'm a cool kid like that
I stayed up till 4 and went woke up at 7 30
Dragona............. that is so evil
I was up to 2am to then mum woke me up at half two saying she needed to go see my auntie because she had gone into labour came back at quater to 6 saying it was a false alarm then realized she had gym so made me look after the littles ones for a futher hour untill 7:30
I fell asleep at eight woke at 8:59 so I'm as tired as hell
What do we do when we reach 5000 because we only have like 500ish to go
What's evil?
I'm not evil... I'm kind... I think...
nope
With the hmm.
hour and a half sleep .... so I'm going to town at 11 then probably sleep for the rest of the day :]
And the ah.
Dragona has a overflow blog incase we reach 5000 again
Yes... I am prepared...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc&NR=1
yeah ever since someone broke the blog by getting 5000 ...
He became prepared
I just realized squidwards a squid not an octopus ...
I always thought he was an octopus
Omg your right Nicolette, I thought he was an octopus too.
:D My mum said if my auntie goes into labour whilst I'm at school shes going to call me out
SQUID-ward... that explains it...
lol its the one where there seeing who knows the most customers names and squidward asks a lady her name and she said
"since when have you ever cared about customer servuce grouchy squid guy"
:O I'm shocked
why do i have weird cowboy songs on my ipod????
"Cause your weird"
*well if shes weird then so are you*
"im not weird"
*yes you are*
SHUT UP VOICE AND BRAIN.....
"sorry" *sorry*
Dragona this is me were talking about ...
but then again it was so obious all along like Dragona said
SQUIDward only 6 legs .... plus I saw an episode with an octopus in and it looked completly different *slaps self* stupid girl
Hmm... most of my songs are depressing on my Ipod... then again I have got the Titanic theme cloned 1232 times... and I'm listening to it now...
"Near, far, where ever you are,
I believe that your heart will, go on"
*sobs*
Brb gotta go get out of my awesome pajamas because my mums shouting at me about being lazy so now I have to go clean the kitchen.
hehe My concienc is wondering why I'm so smart at school and dumb at home .... I asked her why are you so smart at school and dumb at home and it gone silent ...#
I think I made it explode with confusion
You should all get a good dose of Paramore, they're one of my favorite bands after muse, I'm going to see them live in a week!!!!
"... and your heart will, go on and on..."
*cries*
My mum calls me lazy all the time .... it upsets me because none of the others do any jobs around the house and i do tonnes and they don't get called Lazy ..
(grumbles) just because I'm the oldest
I Love paramore I descovered them last night on you tube when I mispelt pendulum and there amazing
I like the song brick by boring brick where the little girl gets buried alive :L that makes me sound like a freak
Noooo... another depressing song...
"... It's a sad, sad situ-ation..."
*sobs*
Why do I have all these sad songs?
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