A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 4282 Newer› Newest»skulgirl you are the american....i dont know many americans....
Skulgirl is the first american i ever talked to :D
*brings out katana but gets hit in the back of head falls k.o. and is draged to dungeon*
what about Kalista you probably talked to her before me and shes american
Hehe... Camelot is mine!
I am a king... wait... no...
heheh thats what we call pople that we cant describe..
My
Gay
Best
Friend
Who's
Just
Not
Gay
:D
Yes, I am a king!
*wakes up in a cold hard prison cell* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME DRAGONA!
seriously..i never knew ..but i talked to you so you beat her to that aswell :D
ok strange.....but then again aren;t we all!
I'm not gay Florence.
sweetness
i talked to you FIRST and you beat her to that...
STUPID STUPID KEYBOARD!!!
she said whos just not gay
I am king!
that happens to me a lot!
i know you're not....its just a term..but then it says that you are not gey after all...
I know... but I read the first bit before...
But what does it actually mean?
*takes out a hidden knife from sock and starts to cut herself free then runs up to "king Dragona" with her broad sword* we must fight to see who will rule!
"always read the rest of one message it can cause many uneeded arguments"
Florence Black
*sends army of soldiers at her*
I think that's not under discussion...
is that your real name?
Who wants to rule with me?
*looks around sees she is out numbered starts to lower sword then jumps up and lands behind dragona sword at throat* anyone move and the king gets it!
NOOOOOO! Awwwwwwwwww. I wanted one!!!!
Florence is my middle name :D and thats the one my teachers and friends use..
i was thinking about changing my name to florence black you see...
*gets Merlin to come in and make the sword fly from Skulgirls hand and hit the wall*
You are unfamilliar with the legend...
*sends soldiers at her again*
make me one of your warriors from the round table!!
*gives Florence a warrior from the round table*
The King of Camelot is going to bed... even kings must sleep...
*orders guards to be positioned outside room*
*Hugs Florence*
Night all...
Bye...
*fades away*
*she spins in mid air and lands a tanith kick on one solidures head she jumps from wall to wall to get higher ground starts throwing daggers hitting the gaurds* aparently you are unfamiliar with my STYLE
bye dragona
*starts to attack Florence and gaurds with daggers wfi;;ed with mind control potion*
i am a warrior from the round table
*chops skulgirls head of*
i see that you havent learnt your lesson...
filled missed the l there
*head pops out showing the fake head and leaps out of window no where to be found again*
*sends out thousands of pople loking after skulgirl*
*changes looks and fools gaurds*
kallsita were are you??? are you writing fanfiction??
have you gone to bed??
*gaurds find remains of what looks like to be a fight with blood every where and report to florence that Skulgirl is dead*
did the faceless ones suck the life out of you and you didnt warn us???
i dont believe that she is dead....but i have nothing against her anymore she may come back!
good i was getting tiered of hiding 8stats laughing hystericaly falls on the floor and goes into silent mode*
lol i really want another part of kallistas ff she hasnt written for ages..
heya guys what I miss?
8stops laughing for five seconds* hey Nicolette! *starts going into silent hysterics
HEY! *sees silent hysterics*
AHAAA! :D
*car comes by*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *does dead squirrel position*
kallsita will be making a bit of romance in her fanfic
:O is Kallista still here?
*starts to calm down and wipes a tear* ahhh ok sorry just thought of funny SP thing
HEYA FLO!!! Dragona gave her the idea of Nicolette and Israel ... *grumbles* just because we have the sam birthday .....
well she either is dead cause of the faceless ones...
she either is writing more fanfic...
or her computer broke...
or she just ditched us...
hehe well you can probably guess who im with..
KALLISTA!!!! :D
YEAH KALLISTA YOUR BACK! what took you so long?
naaa I'm alright like i said earlier its not me its my oc
i feel so left out here and i dont know why!
valduggery is just freaky..i was reading one of those weird fanfics...
DIDD YOU KNOW THEY STARTED DOING TEAM FLETCHER TEAM CAELEN AND TEAM SKULDUGGERY?????
thats just so twishite...
but im on TEAM FLETCHER if anyone asks...
oh kallsita hurry up wrinting i have to go soonn and i have to get 1st comment...
I'm team fletcher ... caleans intresting to have in there but I don't want it turning into another twilight ....
but what this about skulduggery??? (remember i have been hypmotised to belive valduggery doesn't exist)
nooooooooooo!
8goes into featal posititon hand over ears and starts freaking out* DINT MENTION THAT TO ME *wispers* bad thoughts baaaaaadddd thoughts
TEAM FLETCHER!! WHOO
*high fives nicolette*
I will stay up untill it is posted no matter what the hour because I have to stay up anyway incase my auntie goes into labour and might as well do something with my time
woo hoo! *high-fives flo*
but what does valduggery mean??
kallista quit talking to us and write WRITE WOMAN WRITE!!!
valkyrie and skulduggery going out :D
*screams and faints at the word valduggery*
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valykrie and skuldugery going out val skull val duggery :O *dragonas hypmotition breaks and memories come flooding back*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *locks self in goose cage*
thats should kill you ! bye gtg
*waves and fades*
*wakes up sees what flo wrote and faints again screaming in sleep*
*rocks back and forth*
its not real it doesn't exist its not real it doesn't exist
*starts violently shaking and start bawling because thought are soo horrible and terrrifying they are only meant for the truley wicked*
*tires self out and falls aslepp muttering its not real doesn't exist*
Bye Flo!
*terrible images run through skulgirls head and she faints from thoughts*
*starts crying*
why bring back the memories , the horrors
you missed it yesterday i i was reading a fanfic of....it....and the WORST possible thing was happening in the story it haunts me every night
*tips toes up to Dragonas magical yorkshire pudding it and uses it to wipe valduggery from mine and skulgirls head*
*screams* AAHHHHG YOU SAID IT! *skulgirls mind explodes*
well with a dead skulgirl i guess this means im alone
no im not alone i said my MIND exploded not my brain
oh ok :]
but i actually might have to leave in like an hour or less to go to karate
oh
*yawns*
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and thanks Kallista!!!!
oh deary me it's already 10 ... internet off at 10 ..... if my auntie does go into labour tonight I'll try sneak back on but if not see you all tommorow
Night all :]
BYE KALLISTA! NIGHT NICOLETTE!
hey people!
alllll anloneeeeeeeee
oops, how did that N get in there?
hi! bye!
ok, im outta here, karate awaits
awwwwww i just got BACK from karate hoping someone would be on!
fine everyone just ditch me thats cool leave the new girl.....ok not so new anymore...but still!
Karate has just left me battered and bruised my sense said that when we do get our testing form both me AND my brother would be at the same test....i got excited.....he is going to be torn to shreds by me *thinks about it the laughs evily*
wow ive been having evil thoughts lately
this one dream though it involves Derek and the next book
so i was sitting on my couch waiting for the mail and then it came i ripped open the package to see the new book when i opened to the dedication page it said it was dedicated to me i got all excited and then the scene switched i was in boarders getting Dereks signature and i told him he should check out my Karate place which was conveniently right down the street which it truly is right down the street from my boarders and he said sure so i was all like YEAH OH YEAH! and all that stuff so i was like his tour guide but sadly my mom had to ruin it by turning on my bedroom light and yelling at me to wake up
so much for that fantasy *sigh*
Derek you seem to be in a lot of my Dreams one of them you were chasing a banana drinking a glass of milk and saying GET BACK WITH MY HAIR GEL FLETCHER! it was strange and i was sitting there eating popcorn like it was a movie
i am sooo wierd
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got a little exclamation mark happy there
Lovett
Seems a downright shame...
TODD
Shame?
L
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift
Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...
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Ah!
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Good, you got it!
Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
Now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
[Simultaneously]
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Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
L
Well, it does seem a waste...
T
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
L
Think about it...
T
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
L
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!
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How choice!
How
Rare!
For what's the sound of the world out there?
L
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?
T
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
L
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!
T
It's man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH:
And/Then who are we to deny it in here?
T
What is that?
L
It's priest. Have a little priest.
T
Is it really good?
L
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
T
Awful lot of fat.
L
Only where it sat.
T
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
L
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!
Lawyer's rather nice.
T
If it's for a price.
L
Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
T
Anything that's lean?
L
Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
T
Is that squire, on the fire?
L
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer!
T
Looks thicker,
More like vicar!
L
No, it has to be grocer --
It's green!
T
The history of the world, my love --
L
Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!
T
Is those below serving those up above!
L
Ev'rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
T
How gratifying for once to know
BOTH
That those above will serve those down below!
T
What is that?
L
It's fop.
Finest in the shop.
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I've just begun --
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily,
Have one!
T
Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run!
L
Try the friar,
Fried, it's drier!
T
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!
L
Then actor,
It's compacter!
T
Ah but always arrives overdone!
(spoken) I'll come again when you have judge on the menu!
(singing) Have charity towards the world, my pet!
L
Yes, yes, I know, my love!
T
We'll take the customers that we can get!
L
High-born and low, my love!
T
We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
BOTH
And to anyone
At all!
sorry Kallista didn't know you came on was typing lyrics to a song im listening to
You still on Kallista?
ill take that as an "my mom kicked me off and i had no time to type it in"
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im doing the Micheal Jackson right now im typing this wearing only one glove only its purple and silver
wow im going to my third page today new record!
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I GOT 1ST FOR NEW PAGE!!
derek you should dedicate to me......uh i mean ALL your loyal fans on this blog it should say
"this book is dedicated to all of my fans on my blog. But the main reason why i dedicated it to them was because no its not that there san because trust me there far from it but because there is this ine fan named Skulgirl13 who kept bugging me about it....." so on and so forth adding your own touches to it as you go along
DANG! you took my goal...:(
what movie is that?
sarthacus did you just steal my first comment then LEAVE?! how rude
ugg now im mad }:(
I'm here(ish). I'm watchin' YouTube vids but I'm also tryin' ot keep up here.
oh ok at least im all alone anymore
Squiggles.
I'm now tryin' to write "The Necromancer's Shadow" while keeping up here.
LOL my little sister is so funny!
Me: *sees sister eat something odd looking off the floor* ummm, what did you just eat?
My little sister: Pasta
Me: *looks grossed out* how did you know it was pasta?
My little sister: 'cause i ate it
THIS IS A TRUE STORY
yeah, my family is so weird
oi! *puts devil horns on Kallisia's head
Why is Sathacus a scarecrow? *sneaks around and tags Kallista*
do you watch Hetilia?
*finds secret random place* you can not defeat me! *tags Kallista then runs away* mwahahahah
Hetilia is this very badly dubbed cartoon that is about the nations of the world during WW2. prepare for an bunch of Hetilia fanart links!
this is one of most of the nations, Prussia isn't there though :(
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Hetalia&order=9&offset=216#/d2b1xxv
i LOVE Vegas, but hate Elvis. you win!
YAY! its Prussia! (he's the one with the gun and the hat)
http://aphetalia-club.deviantart.com/gallery/9593945#/d2z2p9n
EGADS! i just missed a lot *curses interesting deviant art*
its Prussia and Russia fighting! i dont know which one to cheer for, they're both awesome
http://aphetalia-club.deviantart.com/gallery/?set=24062733&offset=744#/d2lfjte
stop pretending to be Elvis! and take this parachute! *hands her parachute*
im going to type some fanfic, be back later
OMG THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS! *flash back to five minutes ago*
Steve from blues clues: *three words above head that say make a poem* hmm so what are we going to do with make a...... and poem
me and brothers:
OMG WHAT THE HECK STEVE THE ANSWERS RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ANYTHING! *all the while were laughing our butts off*
Kallista i understand im not the one making the spelling mistakes.....it was all my 7 yr old brother
Did Kallista leave me?
im sorta here, im typing fanfic tho
yeah not alone dont you think thats funny though *points to comment earlyer* the one about blues clues
ummm, its sorta weird
ewwwww... Sarthacus drool
ewwwww disgusting......AHHH now i MUST go check on what happened to my blog!
ok no damage was done and thanks Kallista at least my best friend is running the mile at the same time as me!
KAllista or Lizzy or both of you have you ever kissed someone? not like your mom or dad or relatives like another person
sorry read something in my book and it made me think of that i know totally uncalled for but it just ...you know popped into my mind!
oh, you like this part? "his skull shattered in the rather messy way skulls tend to do while shattering."
oooooo i LOVE that line! its funny and gross at the same time perfect!
@Kallista what do you mean by I WAS NOT IMPRESSED!
lol this part of my fanfic that im working on is all about gore and fighting *evil grin*
my poem here is like gory at least i think it is what do you think?
It slithers down my throat
Cold and hard,
Into my gut
Where it twists and knots
Around my stomach
It grinds against my spine
Rubbing it raw
So I can’t even stand
Sickly slimy and dark cold
It craws up my throat again
To enter my mind
Tearing up the mind
To replace it with black holes
That fills the void with nothing
That can ever satisfy you
Hunger grows
The dragon feeds on the soul
Replacing it
With black goo
Satisfied with it’s work
It shoots out of weakened spine
Leaving an empty shell
In it’s place.
creepy *hides under the bed*
ha! nice my intention was to make it sound like Jealousy but i guess it didn't work.....ah well i still think its pretty decent
dudeS? i noticed the plural
oooooooo some one skissed a guy! what was it like.....you know just curious....ive never actually liked a guy or kissed a guy for that matter sometimes im very jealous of Valkyrie and Fletcher grrr i wish mr perfect can stop bye and stay for a while
and yes i wrote that i wrote it for LA and now its in my notebook thank you Kallista!
oh cmon you can share it with fellow girls!
but if you don't want to i understand
ah i think i understand *whispers to Lizzy* what does she mean?
i have no idea. good night yall!
NIGHT LIZZY!
Chapter two is up for viewing! And thanks for the rewiews!
I'll fit your charactor in, Lizzy, if it's the last thing I do!
Mwahahahaha!
now THAT i totaly understand.......um so i have a friend and i text him and he tells me a lot of stuff and i tell him stuff to do you think that eans anything because we rarley talk in school only the occasional hi and stuff
ahg! totally uncalled for ug im so stupid! *bangs head against wall*
i think i have just weirded out kallista so much she left ug stupid!
one we rarely see eachother and all though were in the same gym calss, orchestra class, and chorus class and community we still don't see eachother
all though one time we had this convo on the way to luch he was about to say that i was in love with Johnny Depp *over in about three days and no more* then i hit him in the head with my folder it was funny i started to crack up at his reaction
oooooooooooohhhhh yeah well maybe im not stupid but i have broken the madness scale
no.....i think.......i don't know im all confused whenever i think about it have had this debate in my mind more than once and almost all times it was a no
yes this is a picture of a clip board i got board and took it in art club
*starts to type furiously then deletes it all not knowing what she is doing
ok dont know about this pic i found it a nd liked it so yeah
yeay your back!
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yeah im all over the place today i have to worry about a project to be finished tomorrow i have the mile run i think i might be falling in love *STILL DEBATABLE!* and i have to check the blog to see if Dereks writin back to me and i have to finish my costume and........ug im beat
*lays down in a bed and starts to breath deeply* i have never been so untalkative in my life! nor have i ever been able to stay still even in my sleep i move around and snore
8gets off of bed and stats pacing around thoughts running in and out of mind then stops dead in her tracks and gasps* IM NOT GOING TO BE ON THIS BLOG FOR A MONTH! *grabs Kallistas shoulders* WHAT AM I OING TO DO IM GONNA GO INSANE! I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP AHHHHHHHHHGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes deep breaths and counts to five* thank you kallista i guess everything is over crowding my mind
my life is an ongoing nightmare
no i was talking about one of those therapy beds
i probably should too but i dont want to
i hope shes not in troubble or anything serious
*starts hacing up a storm* gah im like dying on my own breath! stupid ccough
that would be good maybe shes reading it right now then we could all blather on about it!
DEREK! what did you say during those blacked out parts in the dedication i really want to know....no wait ...i HAVE to know!
yeah im fine my voice always seems to go wwonky lately
it was all scratchy this morning but its fine now
im bored
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Scapegrace&order=9&offset=24&offset=24#/d2x7y9b
oh god this is funny!
you too good night!
alone again i will take this oppertunity to say
DEREK DEDICATE THE NEXT BOOK TO YOUR BLOGGING FRIENDS! THAT WOULD BE SO FRIKEN AWESOME! PLEASE!???!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??! *makes a good puppy dog face*
ok i will stop bugging no one and go to sleep
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OK, guys, I DID IT!!! i pulled an all nighter! I was officially awake for 24 hrs!!!
Yeah... well done me.
*Pats self on back*
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