Sunday, October 24, 2010

Placemats

A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...

I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.

Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok you wana know what has been bugging me all day and will NEVER get out of my mind?

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*retreats to goose cage* valduggerys not real it doesn't haunt my nightmares ... IT'S NOT REAL DANG IT!!

Dragona Pine said...

Ha... Nicolette and Israel... I like that too...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*sighs and ignores everyone comments*

Dragona Pine said...

*hypmotises Nicolette into thinking Valduggery doesn't exist*


IT DOOEEESSSNNNN''TT EXXIIISSSTTT...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes that but this on deviant art thing i advise you not to read it i choked on my own breath and fainted *in my mind* because of it










here it is anyways caution DO NOT READ IT WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!








ok cant find the link but its called "back in the Flesh" its HORRIBLE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i was so appauled by it just thinking about it gives me the heeby jeebies it was so scary i choked on air and went into a mental shock of some sort

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... I'm popular on here... I got 2 votes for me on Nicolette's blog... FROM PEOPLE...

*looks at ninja goldfish*


Your vote doesn't count...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Kallista speaking of your fan fic whens the next part there hasn't been a new part in ages ....

and your such a great writer!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*hypmotised into thinking valdugery doesn't exist*

what am i doing in my goose cage .. *climbs out* hey all what did I miss

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh Kallista, when is your new part?

Dragona Pine said...

Nothing really Nicolette...

Dragona Pine said...

MC is awsome... I've read it about 100 times...

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, please start now... because your such an epic writer and I haven't read one of your stories in AGES!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

fire away im good with that stuff

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

what is it :]

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

so whats the question

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

hellooooooo whats the question?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Kallista are you even there?

Dragona Pine said...

*knocks on Kallista's screen*


She's a slow typer...

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh... now I think about it the Remnant is gay lol.



I feel strangely happy... sorry, feeling things is new to me...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i think its more of an "it" because it can take on the thoughts and characteristics of the human so when they actually get inside the person they become boy or girl or at least thats what i think

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

but yeah i guess it could be a gay remnant

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

although i think my first explination was good

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

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Dragona Pine said...

I think it's a gay Remnant... but it says so much for Billy-Ray lol...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

dang i ment to say demented porcupine hair

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

that actually does its funny :3

Dragona Pine said...

Lolage have you seen the new Currys and PC World advert with C3PO and R2D2? Lol funny advert...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

nope but i do like star wars i have this clone wars animated movie it is sooooo epic

Dragona Pine said...

I have spikey hair... but it's dark brown, nearly black... but no where near as spikey as Fletchers...

penguin said...

I'm just cheking that my photo downloaded

penguin said...

crap

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Fletchers hair is the best hair in the world and Derek should write a story about it

penguin said...

didn't work

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

did you press save?

Dragona Pine said...

I like Star Wars Battlefront... that's it, I just find it gay, people killing each other with glowsticks...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

not glow sticks LIGHTSABERS! total diference!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*walks back in with squirtable cheese and silly string with added glitter and confetti*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

glow sticks are something you use on the fourth of july LIGHTSABERS on the other hand can be used to inhalate people

Dragona Pine said...

glowsticks... on Star Wars Battlefront II I shot General Grevious in the head with a pistol and it killed him, one shot... he was killing all my men with his fancy glowstick techniques, and I just ran up to him and shot him in the head lolage... he's such a fail... you'll find a video of me killing an AT-ST on my blog... under Star Wars Battlefront - The Empire getting OWNED!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ewwwww squirtable cheese ewwww thats just gross

penguin said...

my new profile pic is of a super hot avatar the last air bender character.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*squirts cheese at skulgirl* hehehe

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

you sound like my brother i think he has that game i don't really know i bet Derek would know the game

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/star-wars-battlefront-empire-getting.html



That's the link...


And vids of me on GTA and Driv3r...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/star-wars-battlefront-empire-getting.html

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OMG ITS ZUKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





















AHHHHG NOT THE SQUIRTABLE CHEESE IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

zuko? why?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

bye guys gtg

Dragona Pine said...

No, sorry the last link is wrong, it's supposed to be:


http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/gta-driv3r-and-general-randomness.html

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

did you know the fire bending in that show is based off of the karate i do? so technically im a fire bender

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Nicolette...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

BYE NICOLETTE!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*tells dj to change it to dancing queen and starts dancing to that*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

the randme ness of it all

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

agg no the randOmeness of it all

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista... hurry up with your fanfic please...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrr my brothr is watching me type everything its52 soo anoying!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

GAH! he just hit the key board with his head no 52 NO52!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*starts singing with kallista*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wait what exactly are we singing too?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NOooooOOOOOOOOO KALLISTA!!!!!!!!!!*jumps into cement to save kallista*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i want you to stay here!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

grrrr i gotta go take a shower before mom gets home ill be back in like twentey min!

Dragona Pine said...

*saves Kallista from cement*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm the only English person on, yey!


I know you come from Michigan Kallista and Skulgirl said 'mom' so you two are both obviously from america... and there's no one else on so I am the only British person on...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm very observant...

Dragona Pine said...

*frowns at Kallista*


The British are awsome, and if you disagree I have Nicolette, Florence and Sarthacus on my side, because Sarthacus comes from Scotland which is in the british isles...

Our sweets taste better so ha!

Dragona Pine said...

We've won every war we've been in... even our own Civil War...

Dragona Pine said...

I took a long time writing that lol... can you tell a difference with me feeling things now?

Dragona Pine said...

AM I ALONE?


*echoes*


Great...

Dragona Pine said...

*plays chess with ninja goldfish*

Wait, how do you play chess?


Ah yeh... no, it isn't there...

Dragona Pine said...

True Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

I think I'm human again...

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, Britain will welcome you, and if you're ever in Yorkshire... come find me... but don't forget to have four layres on if you come in winter...

Dragona Pine said...

Brrr... freezing...

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks Kallista... I feel again and I am quite happy about that...

Dragona Pine said...

Oh, ok Kallista... You'll stick out like anything lol

Dragona Pine said...

*stabs the angry smurf*


I don't know why I did that... I just wanted to...

Teegan (Tigger) Hurley said...

I think that every day Mr. Landy, believe me.

Although somehow I don't think it would be particularly beneficial to me as they aren't rich millionaires yet.

That'll be the day though, with the minions as my witnesses, that'll be the day...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im baaaaaakkkkkkkk! ad yes i am from america Dragona although i can do a very convincing brititsh accent

Dragona Pine said...

Have you noticed a difference since last night?

I think I have changed because I can feel again...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg today my voice was scratchy all day in school i think im coming down with something

Dragona Pine said...

Aren't I good?


I can guess most things from a person by one sentence...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

nice although i really want to go to england maybe i will for collage

Dragona Pine said...

I do have Florence to thank for making me feel again... when she told me that she was leaving I was sad... and I was amazed in two ways... but now she told me that she's staying and I'm happy... it's strangely cool to feel things...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

you had that you were from michigan on your blog thats a dead give away

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wait why was Florence gonna leave? wait like leave the blog for good?????!!!! *gasp* that would be terrible!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NOOOOO that would be terrible! i would HATE that i would run away from home if i had to








*waves around Connecticut flag* yes its true i am proudly american but i feel i should have been born in London

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wow Kallista your seem to be very clumsy but then again i did trip over my own two feet plenty of times

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

sorry also reading deviant art stuff and no not *shudders* i can't even say it

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

not the *shudders again* thing i was reading earlier another thing that is quite predictable

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*drags kallista out of manhole*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i wonder where Dragona went to?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

8jumps back in shock of seeing Kallistas tantrum pulls out a twinkie* you want a twinkie kallista?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

its ok ive yelled plenty of times on here

Dragona Pine said...

Who left who now?


Sorry... my blogger is running slowly...



I AM HERE!


I DO NOT LEAVE UNTIL 9:00 this blog time, and my time as well in England...

Kallista, have you done your fanfic yet?

Dragona Pine said...

I didn't ditch anyone!

Dragona Pine said...

It is my policy for not leaving without saying goodbye... so if I haven't said bye I haven't gone... I hope you would have realised that by now Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

DO NOT HAVE FUN WITHOUT THE BRITISH KALLISTA!


We INVENTED fun...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes we wi......AAAHHHHG NOT TEAM OOMI ZOOMIE!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Florence!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

FLORENCE! *runs up to florence and gives her a hug* im soooo glad your not leaving!

Dragona Pine said...

I don't want to jinx it but my blogger is running quickly...

Anonymous said...

team oomi zoomi????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no way fun was invented when you guessed it I came into this world oh yeah WHAT NOW!

Anonymous said...

*helps kallista up*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah my youngest brother is watching it its sooo annoying to only have one tv in the house

Dragona Pine said...

We invented TV, the Harrier, steel, suspension bridges, ships and lots of things you can mention... so ha!

Anonymous said...

sorry got caught sneaking on earlier....they wouldnt let me on...so i had to throw some massive tantrum and kick one of them....mum wasnt pleased but hooray hooray she will be home all day tommorow just for me :D

Anonymous said...

us russians invented the best circus' and army camps possible!

Anonymous said...

we also lie pretty well :D

(Russian revolution)

Dragona Pine said...

Well done Florence...


"violence isn't the answer... except to all life's problems..."


Dragona Pine.

Anonymous said...

english ppl invented the first freak shows...

Anonymous said...

well the english broke the enigma machine code and it was impossible the hardest code in the world :D

Dragona Pine said...

We invented Football... rugby, cricket...


And we owned you until 18 something when the declaration of independence was made... I know because I did it for history!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

WE INVENTED....ok i got nothing right now but i have to say im the most but kicking girl in AMERICA!HIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

england invented rugby :D

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh thanks kallista i......ok never mind i agree i am a total freak

Anonymous said...

Television
Radio
Telephone
Steam train
Electricity
Underground trains
Steam Locomotive
World Wide Web
Sports


we also invented those!! ^^

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

we were actually talking about sports in hebrew school yesterday have you ever seen Bend it like Beckham with kiera knigtly?

Dragona Pine said...

I am deadly... I floored 30 people in less than 10 seconds... oh and I once knocked a year 10 out in the war between years, which we won, whoop!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh stop braging

Anonymous said...

when i said me i ment england

Anonymous said...

we not me i cant spell!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

o sorry i think i get the whole year thing but im not quite sure because we have grades like im in 8th grade

Anonymous said...

8th grade....something closer to year 9 then year 8 somethhing in the middle really..

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

oh god no have you seen MINE! when i write i leave the first letter out i mix word i put letters in the wrong order and my hand writing is terrible

Anonymous said...

20 miutes left dam

Dragona Pine said...

I don't really get typos... because I'm an experianced typist and have done it since reception at my school...

Dragona Pine said...

I have about 1/2 and hour left...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

we also have three different schools elementrey *kinderrgarten to fifth grade* middle school *6th to 8th grade* and then high school *9th to 12th grade*

Dragona Pine said...

I have now learned that no one is on until 7:30 so I will try not to wake up until at least 7:00... if I can take them white lines long enough...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

untill you guys have to leave?

Anonymous said...

i type without looking and i type with one hand while doing homework with the other....thats why i have so many typos.....

you should see my writing its unreadable unless i make it really really big..

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i usually wake up at 630and go to sleep around 10 or later

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

1st comment!

Dragona Pine said...

We have primary school and high school... some people have playgroups and things before they go to primary school...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

how many years is primary school?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i mean when do you actually start going to school what age?

Anonymous said...

i think i started typing when i learnt to write...or was it when i found out about facebook?????

Dragona Pine said...

I go to bed at 9:00 most nights, sometimes I go later, and I get up at any reasonable hour... except I woke up at 1/4 to four because of them damn white lines!


*curses the white lines under breath*

Anonymous said...

i went school when i was 2...but you lot dnt i went russian school first..

Dragona Pine said...

I don't have facebook... I have twitter and habbo, as you know Florence lol but I don't have facebook strangely enough...

Anonymous said...

i had twitter but i got bored.....

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh... twitters a bit boring... but habbo's cool...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no facebook here mom wont alow it





KALLISTA YOU LUCKY DUCK! i wish that happened to me even though i have never liked a boy that would still be fun and i also went to school when i was two...a preschool for like three years maybe four....i think i might have started when i was one...i can't remember

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista... we play Murder Ball at our school, people just chase a ball around the field, and get it from other people using any means necessary... but people just step away from me when I have the ball... because I am MIGHTY at murder ball...

Anonymous said...

we were learning the dance soulja boy does in crank that....funny we kept tripping over and laughing...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wwe sadly don't have recess any more




ayaya! I HAVE THE MILE RUN TOMORROW!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

we do that to it all starts with wanna play the shadow game? and then they copy everything you say from that point on

Anonymous said...

lol we used to play dodge ball until i broke someones nose....how come when something bad happens its alwasy me??? i said im a bad person...

Anonymous said...

more typos typos TYPOS!!!

Dragona Pine said...

People are scared of me... but I don't know why... I'm a friendly person... but people don't know that.

Anonymous said...

we used to play duck duck goose when we were in nursery..we played it a couple of weeks ago to remeber the good times :)

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

omg aparently im too nice everyone doesn't beleive me that i do karate they think im lying but im not

Dragona Pine said...

I'm a yellow belt at Tang Soo Do...

Anonymous said...

ppl are scared of me because im violent....and im probably the only one who stands outside the head masters door at least 7 times every week....

they even started calling me "bad man" and doing that stupid "respect" sign..... weird

Dragona Pine said...

I don't think your bad Florence, because sure your a bit violent and all but your a nice person...

Anonymous said...

thank you at least one person thinks im nice..probably two if i count kallsita..

Anonymous said...

whats your question??

Dragona Pine said...

Why you need so much space Kallista?

Dragona Pine said...

You're welcome Florence.

Anonymous said...

dont waste trees....wait wrong one.....dont waste the enter bar

Anonymous said...

button not bar...were did that come from??

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Dragona Pine said...

It's space bar and enter button...

Anonymous said...

"Ah..."

kallsita your choice

Dragona Pine said...

Nice quotation Florence...

Dragona Pine said...

I agree with Nicolette and Israel... they would be good together... and I came up with it earlier... Kallista was going to put Nicolette with someone else...

Anonymous said...

not sure it would ruin it....dunno stories cant only be action action ACTION all the time

Dragona Pine said...

*coughs*

I made Sarthacus and Nicolette kiss in my fanfic... although Sarthacus was unconcious and Nicolette was possesed, it still happened... but my fanfic is action...

Anonymous said...

IF it would ruin it IF....

*mumbles something about stupid typos*

Dragona Pine said...

Lol typos...

Anonymous said...

yep see something different for once and it hasnt ruined your fan fiction dragona... so you might aswell try 2 kallista.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

you guys are so.....there is no word to describe you guys....i love it!

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...


Ah...


Lolage...

Dragona Pine said...

Skulgirl... insane?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

OUCH!


8starts mumbling and picks up katana and boad sword that have just fallen on skulgirl*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes i am as mad and insane as you can ever find i broke the madness scale

Dragona Pine said...

Gimmie my Katana!


*snatches katana and puts it on crossed scabbard on back*

Now I have them both back...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

noooo that MINE! *slices scabbard off of Dragona's back and hides katana*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yours is over there! *points to a katana stuck in a stone*

Dragona Pine said...

No... it is mine!


*snatches scabbard and katanas and runs off*

Dragona Pine said...

Oh... there it is...

Dragona Pine said...

*walks over to the stone and pulls sword out*

Much better...

Anonymous said...

hmm when you think about it..

kallista is funny

nicolette is random

dragona is tall

sarthacus is always depressed

i am violent..

we are all insane and totally bananas although we are still quite normal......or just plain weird

Anonymous said...

*random pople circle dragona and start bowing*

hail king dragona of camelot!

Anonymous said...

thats how i picture it anyway...

Dragona Pine said...

Lots of descriptive things and is that all you can choose? 'tall'?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no he pulled out excalliburs twin clarenet

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Florence... I am king of camelot...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

so florence........what am i?

Dragona Pine said...

*pushes king arthur off the throne*

Mine now!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

you cant just do that!.....you must behead him then the thrown is yours!

Anonymous said...

hehe it was how i see it :D i dunno tall was the best word i can also call you M.G.B.F.W.J.N.G.

Dragona Pine said...

Guards... arrest Skulgirl!


*they grab her*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

? what does that mean?

Dragona Pine said...

Whats MGBFWJNG?

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