Sunday, October 24, 2010

Placemats

A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...

I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.

Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...

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Anonymous said...

bye!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII&ob=av2e


awsome but old but awsome..heheh i remember when we tried to learn the dance :D

Anonymous said...

i hate it when pople read your comments but never talk to you...

Anonymous said...

vanilla icecream with sunflower seeds are nice :P

Anonymous said...

is nice

Anonymous said...

being a loner can be awsome :D

Dragona Pine said...

I'm on the windows 7 laptop :( I want to go on the XP one... but my damn sister needs to do homework... so do I but I'm putting it off until the weekend...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Im Back!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette.


Florence, are you still on?

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette... anything to do with white lines you found?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Oh Heya Dragona ... florence you here ?

shopping wasn't so bad mum made me go in H&M, primark and new look *shivers*

got a hoodie two tops and some jeggigs so ... yeah mum got mad because I did'nt like anything she did they were the only things we agreed on...

Anonymous said...

im here i was just getting more ice cream from the kitchen :D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

:] yes I did dragona

line-

To see a line in your dream symbolizes duality and flexibility. It may refer to changes, or may mean status quo. A line is also indicative of your personal limits and boundaries. Hence, to dream that you are crossing a line suggests that you are testing your limits, stretching yourself outside your comfort zone or simply doing things that you would not normally do.
To see a line of people or objects denotes that you need to be keen about your surroundings and observant of people.
To dream that you are standing in line signifies your need to be more patient and tolerant. You should learn to wait on something without losing your composure.


white - To dream of the color white is symbolic of exclusivity, the new world, appeal, protest, reform, succession, purity, simplicity, justice and innocence.

you said flashes of green yesterday so heres green to

Green-

represents a beneficial change, positive well-being, maturity, productivity, healing, hope, and peace. Green also represents your desire to earn respect and to gain your freedom. Money, prosperity, and envy are also represented by this color.

Dark green represents consumerism, greed, dishonesty, deception, and trouble sharing. You should find a common ground between your masculine and feminine sides.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

heya flo :D

Anonymous said...

lol its quite long

Anonymous said...

and i think that i have the best news in the world...

Dragona Pine said...

That's not what the website said... but then that was a phycic dream website... not a dream journal...

Dragona Pine said...

Tell us!

Anonymous said...

i take it that you dont care if i stay and not go boarding school...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

this isn't coming from my dream journal thats why this is coming from my mums phycic book

Dragona Pine said...

What?


Your staying!?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

TELL US FLO ARE YOU STAYING!! :D

Anonymous said...

is that a bad thing now??

Anonymous said...

IM STAYING HOME!!!

and my dad rocks :D

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Florence*


That is brilliant... absolutly brilliant...

Dragona Pine said...

And I feel things, yey!


When you told us that you were leaving I must have felt sad and now my feelings are back!

Whoo!

And now I feel happy...

Anonymous said...

only two pople arent happy...the head teacher and my gardener...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

YEAH !!! We must have a party

*teleports everyone to new look*

when I came here today they were playing good music and there was loads of sparkly cloths

Dragona Pine said...

I don't care about them Florence... it is awsome news that you are staying!

*hugs her again*

Dragona Pine said...

EVERYONE MACERANA!


*gets clones and ninja goldfish in a long line doing the Macerana*


EVERYONE JOIN IN!


PAARRRRRTTTTYYYY!!!

Anonymous said...

dad heard that i saved the house from ebing robbed so he cancelled the boarding school...he said that now i am responsible and grown up....*laughs* he can wish..but i wont ruin his day.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*looks nervously at macarrina line*

last time I joined in I got trampled on

Dragona Pine said...

Florence, you should try not to get excluded again, because it might ACTUALLY happen next time, you were lucky... but luck doesn't last forever...

Anonymous said...

*does the macarena*

ham burger
cheese burger
lettuce and tomato

ham burger
cheese burger
lettuce and tomato

ham burger
cheese burger
lettuce and tomato

WERE IS MY KETCHUP??


^well thats how we do it in school anyway...

Anonymous said...

narr i got dad to promise that he will never send me away...his promises are golden :D

anyway exclusions arent fun...they are lonely...so i will be a good person.....until christmas anyway

Dragona Pine said...

Your dads a legend Florence...

Leo Sparks said...

yeah-lo? what up people? READ MY FAN FIC!

Anonymous said...

but i dont think that threatening the nuns this morning was a good idea....they phoned to say that im not allowed anywere near the school 2 miles is how close i can get to the school and no closer or else they'll call the poice...

Anonymous said...

there was ment to be a . before 2..

Dragona Pine said...

The new TLOASOTB is up for people who haven't read it yet...


And I declare... for all Derek Landy Blog followers everywhere... today 27th October is a day of party... today... is 'We-are-not-going-to-loose-Florence-day'!

*everyone claps*

Thankyou, thankyou...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

How can elephants fly? they can't even jump for god sake ...

HEYA LEO!

Anonymous said...

dads never change x)

Anonymous said...

its the 27th of october???

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hmmm I forgotten who brought me yesterday in the auction of candy?

Anonymous said...

STOP THE MUSIC!!

its the 27th of october today???

Dragona Pine said...

Yes, it's the 27th of October... nearly for the rise of the Shadow Brothers...

Anonymous said...

dam i forgot ...

Dragona Pine said...

You have had more things to worry about before today... so I'm not supprised...



I have feelings whooo!

Thanks Florence for restoring my feelings... although it was bad news...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

1st!

Dragona Pine said...

*shakes fist angrily at white lines*


If you don't stop ruining England with your flowing Dodginess then your going to pay!

Wait... they're indestructable in my dreams... but I'll connect with them and try to corrupt you in 2 seconds...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hehehe I own the page I own the page!!

*runs around laughing untill a tree picks her up and shuts her up by coving my mouth with leaves*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

mmmm mm mmm m mm mmm

Anonymous said...

your welcome :)

but im ment to have a haloween party in my house and i

A) didnt write out invites
B) still dont have a costume
C) no decorations
D) everyone knows i will have one
E) its in 3 days...
F) stuff i order takes 4 days to come..

Dragona Pine said...

Damn white lines... they ruin the country... IT IS A GOOD COUNTRY WITHOUT THE LINES!

Anonymous said...

maybe its a vision...word domination simple stuff like that..

Dragona Pine said...

Well invisible lines to all but me in my dreams... they haunt me! FOR A WEEK AND A HALF NOW!



Oh... that's really bad Florence...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

oh no I'm out of medication .... do you think smarties count?

Leo Sparks said...

Ok new post but read it !!! its not a story but it's important so Read it!!!! and comment on what you think!

Anonymous said...

i need ideas... i dont even have a theme...

Dragona Pine said...

No, not world domination, they annoy me and I really want them to stop... they don't move, they just flow, some bits forwards and some bits backwards, they join up two places in the country... but I cannot identify them because I'm no good at geography...

Anonymous said...

which continents then you should know those..

Dragona Pine said...

It starts in the middle of the country and goes nearly to the bottom of it... it curves slightly to be in the bottom left of the country... near London I think... if that's where it is...

Dragona Pine said...

Oh btw when I say 'the country' it's england...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

meh ... Im going

Anonymous said...

you know it looks a bit weird if you draw it onto a map and then turn your head to the right....it loks simular to my singature in year 3 :D

Anonymous said...

bye nicolette

Dragona Pine said...

Your signature flows?





I hope I don't have a dream about white lines tonight...

Anonymous said...

yh my middle name is florence and everything around me flows....well thats what a gypsy said anyway..my signature now is all loopy..

Dragona Pine said...

Cool... nice signature lol...

Anonymous said...

listen to a sleep tape it makes you forget...or watch a horror..

Dragona Pine said...

I feel relieved about you not going... I can wipe all sad thoughts from my head now...


It feels weird to be feeling things again... but it's strangley cool...

Dragona Pine said...

Brb... signing on other laptop...

Anonymous said...

look at that..i really should become ghandi :D

Anonymous said...

lalal you can now call me Guru Florence :D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

back :]

penguin said...

Hey, hey, hey! I'm back,everybody! I bet you all missed me, didn't you! Well, I'm completely stupped on what to say now... Erm... I've started high school, yeah you probably don't care, but, hey! Yeah skulduggery stuff would be cool, I want S.P. Wallpaper in my room!

Anonymous said...

My name feels funny now :D

Dragona Pine said...

Back... Guru Florence lol.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*shruggs*

though no one would care :/ .... hmm well i'm going to read

Dragona Pine said...

No... I think you should change it back to Florence B again... it looks weird...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette...

Dragona Pine said...

Happy We-are-not-going-to-loose-Florence day 2010 everyone!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

rawr i have a leopad bookmark

my sister attacked me .... vicious

Dragona Pine said...

Right... all sad thoughts are gone... I'm just trying to persuade myself that it's all good now...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

errrrrrrrrrrr im bored ...... hmmmm I wonder If i could overload the plug socket again :]

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

KALLISTA!!! :D

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista, it's fine... I was joking about being angry anyway...


But I HAVE DECLARED 27th OCTOBER We-are-not-going-to-loose-Florence day... so happy We-are-not-going-to-loose-Florence day 2010 everyone!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

kallista heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!! ...

now I'm still pondereing was it sarthacus or flo who brought be in the candy auction?

Anonymous said...

woo....yh you are right i think i should change my name back...

Dragona Pine said...

Now lets do the Macerana to celebrate!


It's not tradition to do the Macerana on the 27th October!


I DECLARE A BLOG WIDE MACERANA!

*does macerana with clones and ninja goldfish in a long line*

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette, it was me!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*gets dragged away* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gtg

Dragona Pine said...

Ok bye Nicolette...

Anonymous said...

i brought nicolette !!

Anonymous said...

bye nicolette...

*mutters something about wasted smarties*

Dragona Pine said...

Fine, you can have her Florence... because I'm a nicer person now that Florence has restored my feelings... I FEEL AGAIN WHOOP!

Anonymous said...

i wonder who would buy me if i sold myself...

Anonymous said...

YES!!

Dragona Pine said...

I would Florence... you could be Nicolette's keeper... lock her up in a smartie filled cage...

Anonymous said...

no dragona you can have her i already have 15 pople to my diposal including a grumpy gardener..

Dragona Pine said...

Has everyone read TLOASOTB?


If you haven't make sure you do...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't want her...


*pushes her to Sarthacus*


He can have her...

I don't have any minions but I suppose people are scared of me for some weird reason... I'm a BFG I swear!

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista... randomness... we always talk about random things...

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette... we had an auction and we are now deciding who bought her...

Dragona Pine said...

I have feelings again!


YEEEYYY!


I feel happy now...

Anonymous said...

random things that no one understands..

Dragona Pine said...

... except for people who are in the conversation...

Anonymous said...

"Randomness is one of the best qualities friends can have"

Florence Black

Anonymous said...

yes exept for those...and kallista

Dragona Pine said...

That is very true... very true indeed...


"Betrayal hurts, but not as much as if people walk away from it as enemies"

Dragona Pine


That's when I went all wise and my brain imploded...

Dragona Pine said...

I feel much happier than I did... but I didn't really feel happy or anything at all so it's an improvement...

Anonymous said...

"Darkness doesn't always mean evil, as Brightness doesn't always mean good"

Florence Black


^Another one of my favourites

Dragona Pine said...

I don't say anything else... that's the only thing I said when I went wise.

Anonymous said...

*claps*

you have feeling and i have ice cream! xD

we are all happy dappy!

wait what word rhymes with happy...

happy
snappy
nappy
flappy
lappy
rappy......

Anonymous said...

...i need a rhyming dictionary...

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks Florence... I really appriciate having feelings again, although it did make me feel when you told us that you were leaving... but at least your not now.

Anonymous said...

im happy to stay!!
"home is one of the best places in the world"
...i need to stop thinking about quotes...

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista... DO NOT HUMILIATE YOURSELF...

As it says in Shine by Take That...


"Stop being so hard on yourself
It's not good for your health"


Take that know all...

Anonymous said...

Dorian seems to be happy he keeps jumping on my lap then jumping of twilring and then doing the same again....

Dragona Pine said...

But seriously Kallista... don't do it... I was faking being angry, you can tease...

Dragona Pine said...

See... everyone is happy that your staying Florence...

Dragona Pine said...

Nearly time for the Shadow Brothers to rise...

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista... just don't do it... it makes me feel depressed...

Dragona Pine said...

Poor Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

If anyone wants a game like GTA but isn't an 18, try Driv3r, it's a 16, and I think it's better than GTA... but that's just my oppinion, you can get it on Xbox and PS2...

Dragona Pine said...

I wonder where Florence got to...

Dragona Pine said...

Unless it's torture Kallista... or feeling sad...

Dragona Pine said...

I dunno... people have left...

Anonymous said...

a well ppl gtg now ill be back later! :D

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Florence...

Dragona Pine said...

I know Kallista... but it doesn't make you stronger... it brings you down until you forget it... and I remember everything because I have a photographic memory, sometimes I don't want it...

Anonymous said...

shh im on secretly

Dragona Pine said...

White lines, white lines, dodgey dreams about white lines...

Dragona Pine said...

Psst... Florence... I'm not...

Anonymous said...

mum got some web ppl to check this website out and they say that its full of hackers...

Dragona Pine said...

It isn't... no where near...

Anonymous said...

i need to type very slowly bacuse it doesnt make a sound then :D

Dragona Pine said...

Alright... :D...


:P to everyone who thinks Blogger is full of hackers...

Anonymous said...

you never know they could be hacking you right now...

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Kallista... we had a mini-tornado on the moors...

Dragona Pine said...

No, it would come up with something if they were doing, we learned it in ICT when we were doing Internet Safety...

Anonymous said...

lol a hail storm is the worst that can happen here :D

Anonymous said...

well its harder to hack my system cause i have this weird machine that vibrates if a virus or something else happens...its vibrations are sent to the police and they can track down the hacker :D really awsome

Dragona Pine said...

We have like 3 foot deep snow or more... we don't have just a covering... I once jumped in a drift and I sort of sank... you couldn't even see my head lol... it was about 7ft deep drift... but we had a couple of mini-tornados sometimes... you can see them whirling on the moors...

Anonymous said...

the only thing i learnt in ict was how to get into blocked websites....from my friends...the teacher just hands out booklets and goes to sleep...

Dragona Pine said...

That's a cool computer/laptop Florence...

Anonymous said...

computer.. mum doesnt want ppl looking through her/mine/dads stuff

Dragona Pine said...

They always block games at school :(

Anonymous said...

we all know how to unblock ours :D

Dragona Pine said...

I need a new sledge... one that I can steer and brake so I don't go into a wall again... at like 20mph... we have this really steep hill and it is AWSOME for sledging...

Dragona Pine said...

We made a ramp last time... oh I have an embarassing story...


A year ago, I was riding my Go-cart, it's not a pedal one, you can only steer and brake with it... and I pushed it to the top of my road and was going to go down to the bottom of my roa, and I set off and I lost control, did like 10 rolls, broke the brake and landed on my head although it didn't hurt... I was wearing a helmet, and one of my friends were watching because his mum and dad came for a cup of coffee, and all the little children at my primary school which only had 38 people in and is up my road lol...

Dragona Pine said...

It might be the plasma in the screen Kallista, wind and magnets can affect it...

Dragona Pine said...

No, not scary, AWSOME!

Best crash I've ever had...

Dragona Pine said...

It is awsome Kallista... one of my favourites I've read... it takes a lot to please me... but I love them.,,

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, I've already made romance in my fanfic... sort of... when Nicolette was possesed and knocked out Sarthacus, and kissed him to cover it up lol... but I don't mind, as long as I like the person... but if I don't like them then I object...

Dragona Pine said...

Tacos for tea... brb...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

AHHHHHHHHHH *comes running in* sorry friends knocked on me and I already denied them 3 times since I came home and I had onlt been back for 40 mins

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

:O kallistas bald!!! *locks self in goose cage*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*comes back out smiling* AHHHH :]

Dragona Pine said...

Back!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Kallista...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

lol its ok kallista .. nobody saw

heya dragona !

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista... do you have any questions about what my reply was to what you said about your fanfic?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette... damn white lines lol...

*shakes fist angrily at the white lines*


Ah well...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*hides in goose cage thinking Dragonas shaking fists at her*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not shaking my fist at you Nicolette...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

oh.. ok ....

can i still stay in here its suprisingly confy ... plus im feeling ill .... always feel ill after going on swings

Dragona Pine said...

*stabs the white line*


Oh... your indestructable...


*tries to connect with the white line*

*green flashes appear*

Oh no...

Dragona Pine said...

*green flash*



*green flash*


*green flash*

*green flash*

*green flash*
*green flash*
*green flash*

*GRASS*

Dragona Pine said...

Need to go wash up, brb...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

You can do what ever you want with your storky Kallista ... I really don't mind how my characters used anyway

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

ahhh luci toke ee 9 tims :/

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*teleports back to the chinese restraunt she was in earlier and sits down at the big table spinning the part in the middle around*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*get telepatic message from Kallista*

*orders food pudding and drinks to go along with 2 fortune cookies*

*recives her order steals the mints from the bill bowl then disapears before paying*

*teleports back here and sets out chinese food on a picnic mat*


DIG IN KALLISTA!

Dragona Pine said...

And now I need to go for a walk...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*sets up chinese chocolate cake and slices it up and puts on a plate then chucks Kallista her fortune cookie .. when your ready dig into pudding!*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*snaps open fortune cookie*
________________________________________________
To Love is to forgive
Lucky numbers
52 11 82 21
________________________________________________

(according to facebook)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

back sorry had to put new cloths away and decided to put on my new hoodie ... its so nice and comfy

Dragona Pine said...

Yey, I'm back!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

here *duplicates hoodie and gives it to Kallista*

Heya Dragona!

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista... do you have any questions about my reply to the thing about your fanfic...?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

hang on mum wants me to try on all my cloths to see if they fit brb

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Nicolette...

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, I think that would be fine but I like most people on this blog anyway... but you can do what you want with your story...

Dragona Pine said...

I think Nicolette would be good with Israel Kallista, just a thought...

*see's Nicolette giving me evils*


No, it was just a thought...


My character is 83, is that the oldest?

Dragona Pine said...

It takes a lot to unsettle me Kallista, I have a concious on iron...

Dragona Pine said...

Ok...

penguin said...

does nobody ever answer any of my comments. hey have any of you seen the avatar the last air bender tv series? it's cool

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

back .... one tops to big but mum said i'll grow into it :] ....

whats that about be and israel!!! .... *gives dragona evils* meh my character not me I don't mind who you pair her up with whoever it is ... because it's not me :D

.... its a bit wierd tho because me and hellboy have the same birthday

Dragona Pine said...

No I haven't... isn't that a cartoon?

I used to watch it when I was like three... I remember there was this guy with an arrow on his head...

Dragona Pine said...

Yes Nicolette... that's why I said you should be together...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

yes I have watched the last airbender TV series it's great :D

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

IM BAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

did yea miss me i love that show!

Dragona Pine said...

Ah well...

Dragona Pine said...

Yey, first comment on new page!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DAMN! noooooo i hail to the dragona pine!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

just one second off ONE!

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry Skulgirl, I didn't want to get it... it just happened...

Dragona Pine said...

Ah...



I'm easy who my character is with... it's not be afterall, even though he pretty much looks like me...

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