Sunday, October 24, 2010

Placemats

A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...

I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.

Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...

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Rebella Tears said...

night
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oh God, i am crying now. plzzzzzzzzzzz
dont make the SP auditions happen in 2013. plzzzzzzzzzzz








on a brighter note,
Fletcher's story reminds me of a movie called Jumper.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi all.

Dragona Pine said...

*whistles to self*

Dragona Pine said...

I hope someone comes on soon.... I may go a little crazy otherwise...

Dragona Pine said...

Ah well...


*sighs*


*sits in corner without blinking*

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go to my auntie barbaras today so I'll be on until about 9ish and then won't be back until maybe 2...

Dragona Pine said...

I am a loner...


*sighs*

Dragona Pine said...

*whistles to self until someone comes on*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Am I always the one to cure your bordem?

Dragona Pine said...

Either you or Florence...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

true true ..

Dragona Pine said...

Either way... someone's on at least...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I can hear the wombatts coming

Dragona Pine said...

Lol...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

dragona theres two new post on my blog

Dragona Pine said...

What are wombatts?

Dragona Pine said...

Oh yey...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

lol sorry above that earlier comment it just popped into mt head and made a big fuss about me posting it

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I have no idea .... I think there an animal in australia

Dragona Pine said...

Ah...

Dragona Pine said...

I wonder where Florence is... she's normally on by now...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

Ah..... Oh..... Urm..... Hmmmmm......

is that all you say latley ? ... or have I gone partly blind

Dragona Pine said...

I don't know...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

cocopops and milk make a bowl full of fun

Dragona Pine said...

I don't like cocopops... they're nasty..

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*yawns its only a matter of time before mum gets up ....

when she gets up I have to go because were off into southhampton so mum can get me some cloths .....

cloths shopping never ends well becasue we can never agree she hates stuff i like and she likes stuff I hate then we get into the argument there my cloths I have to wear them not you and then she'll say well your my daughter and I don't want you looking like a tramp and so on ...

on the plus we do normally get a mac donalds ..

well bye gtg

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette, you still here?

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Nicolette... have fun clothes shopping lol.

Anonymous said...

hey

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Florence, you just missed Nicolette...

Anonymous said...

ive noticed

Dragona Pine said...

Did you listen to the gardening tape again?

Anonymous said...

i couldnt get on earlier because of a few things

Anonymous said...

no didnt have to i had a warning dream instead

Dragona Pine said...

Oh... it doesn't matter anyway, luckily I had Nicolette to talk to...

Dragona Pine said...

A warning dream?

Anonymous said...

yh it gives me a fragment of reality and that something bad is going to happen...i usually know because it is short and it replays itself over and over and over again until ive had enough and i wake up.

Dragona Pine said...

What was it about?

Anonymous said...

2 figures climb over my house gate their faces covered and they are carrying two large bags...
then my house alarm goes off.. in the dream

Dragona Pine said...

Maybe their evil nuns lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Florence, have you read the new TLOASOTB?

Anonymous said...

evils nuns?? lol

well i wake up and take out my phone ready to take a video and call the police....or the gardeneer....and i see two pople climb the gate and i take a video...before they reach my house one of them stumbles over the sprinkler and the alarm turns on..they run and i call police...

Anonymous said...

doing it now :D

Dragona Pine said...

Dream police... they clean up criminals in your mind...

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people of the universe.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Darkane...

Darkane Claw said...

I'm re reading MC soooooooooooooooo good

Dragona Pine said...

Init Darkane... I've read it every day since it's been out... oh except when I read H.I.V.E Zero Hour, that only took me an hour and the new Darren Shan book which took me 1 and a half hours...

Dragona Pine said...

... I'm a quick reader...

Anonymous said...

oh no the other part with my camcording pople was real thats why i wasnt on

Darkane Claw said...

Well most of the Darren Shan books aren't that long.

Dragona Pine said...

I have a camcorder... it's a Samsung...

Anonymous said...

mines sony

Anonymous said...

i think that i wrote phone instead of camcorder.....

Dragona Pine said...

Where's my box for it?



Wait... so's mine, I get confused with Samsung and Sony...

Dragona Pine said...

Yes new page!

Anonymous said...

lol last comment on page :D

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Anonymous said...

stupid valduggery fanfiction.....dont pople have better ideas then that...

Dragona Pine said...

I think that but I don't really read other people's fanfic except for the people on this blogs'

Anonymous said...

that was my mistake...i started reading one and then i was like..WTH???

Dragona Pine said...

That's why I don't read them lol.

Darkane Claw said...

Toast is the best

Anonymous said...

never again....i have a couple of ideas how to get out of boarding school...

Dragona Pine said...

Lol that's random, I got some gloves for 20 quid yesterday... that is awsome... they have a pocket and they are thermally lined and everything... but you need them when you live in yorkshire...

Dragona Pine said...

Tell us Florence...

Anonymous said...

they must be cool :)

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh... they're Screamer gloves... they have a grippy palm as well...

Darkane Claw said...

What are the ideas Flo

Darkane Claw said...

Are they fingerless gloves

Dragona Pine said...

Nope... normal gloves, they're really thick... I think they're ski gloves...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

yeah mums already in a strop throwing things around the kitchen .....

hmmm Spooky puffs are nice ...

have around I don't know only little time though

Dragona Pine said...

I had a dream about white lines again last night...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

no effence but fngerless gloves are a fail gloves are meant to keep your hands and fingers warm

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

white lines ... hmmmm

My mum has a more detailed dream journal I'll go find it see if it has white lines in becasue its blatently bugging you

Dragona Pine said...

It is bugging me... the line seems to annoy me and I want it to stop... but all my attempts to destroy it don't work, but connecting with it works... but it's just flashes of a colour and it forms a picture for a split second before I wake up...

Anonymous said...

first of all i need to get spray cans....if all fails i will spray paint GOD DOESNT EXIST LETS GO TO HELL! on everywall i can find, totally not my style but its wrong not to try new things...

i will also need to stock up on permament markers...and explosive paint...the nuns sleep there aswell...i will also need red paint to write a few things in creepy writing...

i might try poisioning one the the hags
randomly painting their faces and cutting their hair during sleep....foam beards that stiffen are funny......

and if all fails and im stuck in there cleaning the mess i made than im doomed and dont forget me i might come back one day....

thats all i have now but ill think of more things...i can cause a lot of chaos in one day imagine three.....

Darkane Claw said...

I love fingerless gloves, they're awesome for cycling and climbing, way more grip

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... cool!

Dragona Pine said...

I G2G now, I'll be be back about 2 ish, or maybe one... I don't know I need to go see my autie barbara...

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei8hPkyJ0bU&ob=av2e

Anonymous said...

bye dragona

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Dragona, I won't be on at 2 I've got band practice.

Anonymous said...

ill probably be here at 2....

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

line-

To see a line in your dream symbolizes duality and flexibility. It may refer to changes, or may mean status quo. A line is also indicative of your personal limits and boundaries. Hence, to dream that you are crossing a line suggests that you are testing your limits, stretching yourself outside your comfort zone or simply doing things that you would not normally do.
To see a line of people or objects denotes that you need to be keen about your surroundings and observant of people.
To dream that you are standing in line signifies your need to be more patient and tolerant. You should learn to wait on something without losing your composure.


white - To dream of the color white is symbolic of exclusivity, the new world, appeal, protest, reform, succession, purity, simplicity, justice and innocence.

you said flashes of green yesterday so heres green to

Green-

represents a beneficial change, positive well-being, maturity, productivity, healing, hope, and peace. Green also represents your desire to earn respect and to gain your freedom. Money, prosperity, and envy are also represented by this color.

Dark green represents consumerism, greed, dishonesty, deception, and trouble sharing. You should find a common ground between your masculine and feminine sides.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

dang it didn't type fast enough Bye Dragona!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I wont be here at 2 either

Anonymous said...

lol nicolette thars long..

Anonymous said...

i guess that ill be a loner then..

Darkane Claw said...

Nope I'm just watching some drum covers on utube

Anonymous said...

nicolette can you find anything about my dreams...and if you can can you mail me it???
i actually would want to know what it means..

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

sure whats your email?

Anonymous said...

or inbox me on facebook your choice

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

oops sorry gtg byee

Anonymous said...

a well bye!

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Nicolette

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywVgC5RWSk8

There's an awesome stick throw in there somewhere you should watch this Flo

Anonymous said...

i am i am!

Darkane Claw said...

Hellooooooo?

Anonymous said...

hi!

Darkane Claw said...

Did you watch it?

MaryEllen said...

Hey! Its me, again... :D

Anonymous said...

my friends say i should put my drawing up on deviantART...do you think i should??

Anonymous said...

yep you're right it is awsome :D

Anonymous said...

hi mary!

MaryEllen said...

Drawing? Ive been drawing a lot and they're not that bad....I drew, KatyPerry, Mollie(Staurdays), SelenaGomez, and Emily Osment....

Darkane Claw said...

Which pic

MaryEllen said...

Hi Florence

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Mary

Darkane Claw said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJpWi1CSWC0&feature=related

Crap sound nut look at the kit

Darkane Claw said...

But not nut

Anonymous said...

dunno they just point at random ones on my wall and shout THAT ONE!

Darkane Claw said...

Lol, well I think you should, it'd be cool

Bethany said...

Skulduggery should definitely have way more merchandise.

Forgot to mention in your last post that your cat is the most adorable thing and a picture would be much appreciated.

My nan's cats used to sleep behind her television.

Darkane Claw said...

I'm going now, Bye.

Flo put a drawing on deviantART. T'would be awesome.

Anonymous said...

i dont know which one i should put up first....any ideas..i have about a 100 on my wall including the ones on my blog...

Darkane Claw said...

Well think about how many people would be looking at and which one you think would get the best response and that you wouldn't mind if people criticized.

Darkane Claw said...

Not that anyone will criticize it but some people might, just think about how idiotic they are.

Anonymous said...

i dont know...

Anonymous said...

is anyone still on???

Darkane Claw said...

How do you get drawings onto your blog?

Anonymous said...

you press the little upload pictures icon type thing... then you just take the picture which is saved on your computer ... well thats how i do it anyway..

Darkane Claw said...

Cool Thanks

Anonymous said...

hope it helped....

Darkane Claw said...

I think I'm gonna put some up later

Anonymous said...

i need to draw something new...

Darkane Claw said...

Speaking of drawing I have art HW

Anonymous said...

me to

Darkane Claw said...

They gave us HW over the mid term, so evil

Anonymous said...

lol i got four sets of homewrok cause i have to draw for the school inspectors.....stupid teachers

Darkane Claw said...

I'm doing a mock JC this year so we're basically doing the exam. it sucks.

Anonymous said...

I have to write a new song for the tempted tears...I called it the skeletong key and thatis is what the beggining goes like....its a speciallity for haloween! :D


THE SKELETON KEY!

Every key unlocks a door
were unlocked things are found
but locked doors can be hard to open
if the key isnt yet found....

^that bit is more whispered then sang..

Anonymous said...

i need a chorus first and then ill work out the first.. any ideas??

Anonymous said...

rest not first...

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry I'm crap at writing lyrics, you want my friend who sings in my band, she's written about ten songs in the past month and they're all awesome.

Anonymous said...

lol i think i found something tho..

Darkane Claw said...

Let's hear it

MaryEllen said...

Hey, Im back....sorry bout that

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Mary

Anonymous said...

hey ok ill write what ive got..

Anonymous said...

dam dorian was hungry and ate my paper i have to write all my ideas again....bad dog

Darkane Claw said...

I've gotta go now. Bye guys.

Anonymous said...

bye!

Anonymous said...

all aloney on me owney

Anonymous said...

slowly going crazy on my own

Anonymous said...

lalala boarding school is bad lalalala

Anonymous said...

if all fails i will spary paint the school

Anonymous said...

how are you lord landy??

Anonymous said...

you havent added people on facebook....you havent added me

Anonymous said...

spagetti

Anonymous said...

i blew up a ipad :D

Anonymous said...

it was awsome

Anonymous said...

i will write more stories..

Unknown said...

now u mention it there is kind of trilogies

1-3=the faceless ones

4-6=Remnants?

if they r about remnants that means in the net book tanith must b killed or rescued

and whe WONT be killed

do i make my self clear

cos that wud just b mean

i wonder whether 7-9 will b about Lord vile, Necromancy in general, Melancholia or whatever the person who is being fused with power is called, Valkyries mental battle with Darquesse, a mixture of all of those or something completely different

Anonymous said...

lalalalalallallallal

Anonymous said...

balamory
teletubies
tweenies
bill and ben
....erm
club penguin

Darkane Claw said...

Blip

Darkane Claw said...

Now I'm the loner.

Tennis
Badminton
Squash
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Darkane Claw said...

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Darkane Claw said...

Bored

Darkane Claw said...

I'm going now. Bye no one.

MaryEllen said...

NO! I dont wanna be a loner

Anonymous said...

im back and no one is on :( typical

Anonymous said...

good game good game gamey game game!

Darkane Claw said...

*mysterious voice in the background*
All alone, alone. I'm coming to get.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Darkane runs by waving arms above head shouting*
IT"S A MONSTER RUN AWAY!!
*Tiny dog runs by*

Anonymous said...

*Florence shakes her head*
seriously its just someone with a white blanket on their head
*pulls blanket and theres nothing under it*
ITS A MONSTER GHOST!!
*florence runs after the dogs and darkane*

Anonymous said...

*monster looks at everyone running away*
i only wanted to make friends..

Anonymous said...

near, far, where ever you are!!!

Star Lord said...

Hi, Flo.

Star Lord said...

Nobody on??

Star Lord said...

Crud.

Anonymous said...

omg someone is on!

Anonymous said...

random pople gather round sarthacus and satrt bowing to him shouting "Hansa"

Anonymous said...

there moment of glory over....you still here??

Star Lord said...

Yay!


I'm writing a book. No, I mean for real. I'll probably write a childrens book first, publish it, then go onto oler books. =D

Anonymous said...

omg i just go eat something and in that time pople go on say something think your not here and then come of..

Star Lord said...

I want to make money!!

Anonymous said...

i wrote a book when i was 5... its more of a novel then a book its over 1342 pages long and now im going through it......

Star Lord said...

The adult one is called: The Necromancer's Shadow


Children's: Sammy The Stickman.

Anonymous said...

its quite funny actually i keep writing about this big bogey man going around and killing innocent unicorns and then one horse has enough and stands in battle.....i never knew that as a 5 year old i had a imagination like that...

Anonymous said...

what about teens..?

Anonymous said...

i have a plan to get out of boarding school...its totally awsome....and if it fails it only leaves me one plan..to spray the words "God is fake, the devil rocks, we will all go to hell its ment to be fun there" that will get me kicked out for sure..

Anonymous said...

i will spray it on every possible wall...

Anonymous said...

every door
even the roof.....

all i need is a lot of spray paint..

Anonymous said...

sarthacus.....u still here???

Star Lord said...

SOrry, I just had to put the bins back.

Anonymous said...

Ah..

Anonymous said...

actually i have a better idea...

*phones the boarding school and threatens them*

omg it actually worked they just phoned back on my house phone and said that they are full and take me in.....

SCORE!!!!

Anonymous said...

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! *punches air and falls to knees* YES!

Anonymous said...

why didnt i think of it before??

Anonymous said...

i will change my name when im 18

Anonymous said...

sarthacus??

Anonymous said...

did you ditch me??

Anonymous said...

i guess you did..

Anonymous said...

lonely mocarella sauce

Star Lord said...

Hang on... I just finished writing a children's book, and I need t oillustrate it. Brb...


If you're bored, listen to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1yehXQpAA&feature=related

Anonymous said...

i might write a childrens book aswell...

mine will be called

Were's bob hiding?

Anonymous said...

or should i do jim??

Anonymous said...

lalalala watching random horror movies in black and white

Star Lord said...

Crud, I g2g, only allowed music... I'll try'n sneak on , though.

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