Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
DEREEEEEEEKKK!!!!
ReplyDeleteDerek, do you like tea or not. And what is your favourite kind? Tell me, or as I said before, hell hath no mercy on your soul.
ReplyDeleteHow did I manage to get the first comment?
See,this is what I said before you, in MY blog...
ReplyDeleteI think we've been capped minions, I think we discovered the comment limit. *Wipes tear* I'm proud of you guys. This is what I was going to say:
Hello Minions of the universe!
Has Derek commented yet?
You know what, I'm just going to say that Derek likes tea and that green tea is his favourite. So, there!
ANNDDD... If we all agree that we are 100% okay with wierdness to the tenth degree I may just post a story that kind of has to do with SP. It's... wierd for sure.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
3 more days until Mortal Coil... 3. More. Days.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, sorry, Master, I didn't mean to!
ReplyDeleteBut I hope Master will be happy when his hard Krav Maga course is over :D
Dear me! I'm babbling. In my brain I am thinking:
ReplyDeleteStern Me-Dame de!
Odd Me-Iye!
Stern Me-Dame de, onegai.
Odd Me- I-Y-E!
Stern Me- Bakamo!
Odd Me- Nani!
Stern Me- Ba-ka-mo!
Controlled Me- Mou ii!
Hahahahahahahaha!! I know!! I came here earlier and was like "FIVE THOUSAND COMMENTS!!!" So I tried to say something along those lines and it wouldn't let me. Hahaha! That's when I realized No one could. :D
ReplyDeleteDon't You Cry- Kamelot:
ReplyDeletelittle by little
I've come to this point
on my own I've been searching my way
I lost you so early
the days went so fast
you don't know I prayed every day
a song to remember
a song to forget
you'll never know how I tried
to make you proud
and to honor your name but
you never told me goodbye
now that your are gone
casting shadows from the past
you and all the memories will last
don't you cry
or suffer over me
I will be waiting for you
don't you cry
angels never fade away
I'll be watching over you
see you through
now I'm a man and
I'm feeling you still
could it be you were there all along
a time to surrender
a time to forgive
with solace I give you this song
now that you are gone
casting shadows from the past
in my dreams I hear your voice at last
don't you cry
or suffer over me
I will be waiting for you
don't you cry
angels never fade away
I'll be watching over you
I can see you tonight
in the pale winter light
father and son again
the bond of blood will never end
I copied and pasted that so we're clear. Hey Skyril!
ReplyDeleteTen! Hmm, I should put on some Converse and gel my hair back.
ReplyDelete--
Derek, is Skulduggery's suit more 40s or 50s?
I am listening to Papa Americano. They have Dr. Suess converse now, don'tcha know?
ReplyDeleteHe faces the world, head held high,
ReplyDeleteHe is a hero, an idol, a beacon in the night.
But inside all of that, is pain, and shattered pieces,
Because he, for all that he's done, is powerless.
He cannot see his friends,
He cannot see his enemies,
He cannot even see himself anymore.
It is all gone,
Everything.
Because he is blind,
Because he has sacrificed,
Because he made a vow.
He knows life changes,
He knows life hurts,
But he, for all that he's done, cannot fathom why.
Pain continues and pain changes,
Life continues and life changes,
And the ability to keep everything you hold most dear,
that, that will always be like catching the wind.
Because that's the way things are, and that will never change...
See, poem I wrote. Ashtoreth's breath, I'm hyper.
'Kay, here is a taste of my story. This isn't the wierd part, at all:
ReplyDeleteDerek's House (?) Ireland-
Derek Landy sat down on his favourite chair in his house, drinking his favourite (see this is partly where the tea question comes in). Relaxing mostly. He was about to take the first sip when the cup dropped out of his hands and poured out onto the ground. The chloroform ridden cloth was then removed from his face...
Derek's Blog, 2 weeks later-
Kallista Pendragon said...
Where's Master Derek?
Skulgirl13 said...
"Derrrrrreeeeekkkkkkkk?!!!"
*Looks under book*
"Derek?!"
*Taps his computer screen*
Dragona Pine said...
It's been 2 weeks. Where'd the Golden God go?
Mary Hiashi said...
I think I know...
Huzzah! The, Derek gets kidnapped by Hobgoblins from the orders of his reflection, Tilly, story.
FEEL THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete5000 comments? Looks like someone's getting more popular.... and he doesn't want to be. Ha, ha. Karma. Sorry, Mr. Landy but your just going to have to face the fact that your popular. Popular people have to write blogs. Blogs make people happy. Blogs make minions. Would you have 5000+ minions were it not for this blog? Well, you probably would, but here you know what they think. :)
ReplyDeleteY'know what's funny? I refreshed once and there was already a new comment. Maybe your right, we are crazy........................................................muahahaha........
ReplyDeletewow,pretty close to the top for me...
ReplyDeleteThank you Mary for putting me into your little story it is soo nice to hear from Mr. Landy again i think i was like half of the comments.....maybe more.....I GOT REALLY BOARD OK!
ReplyDeleteWell, to, uh, make sense, pretty much all of the comments have NOTHING to do with what you posted. Seriously. Or it's someone pointlessly spamming.
ReplyDeleteEven I think that 5000 comments is a little too much.
Before we know it, someone will make a meme out of this...
Derek im just saying for future references that i might not keep that promise.....ill probably keep bugging you until you comment or post another post :3
ReplyDeletegrr i really have to watch the timing on comments... i haven't been on this blog ALL day i was outside with my friends.....see i do have a normal life *sort of* when im not freaking out over when your next book is coming out or like if you posted another comment or when ill earn my black belt FOR GOODNESS SAKES WHO AM I KIDDING IM DYING OVER!
ReplyDeleteha i just watched Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy...ok so its a kids movie but i love it anyways one of the characters is a talking skeleton and my brother *the oldest of the younger 2* he said,"look its Skulduggery!" i almost slapped him for saying that....that skeleton is nothing more than a cheep rip off that has no humor....or a snazzy suit like Skulduggery......sorry im probably just hyper from a soda and the fact that girls kicked butt in soccer today! *that would be englands football* Bt during soccer at a corner kick in the girl kicked it at my face and i blocked it but it still got some of my face and it HURT! but other tahn that my day has been AMAZING! half day baby! yeah way too hyper.....
ReplyDeleteDarkness spread through her veins as twisted thoughts cloud her mind. She looks down upon her self; her form is not fit for her being. She shrugs it will have to do. Power surges through her muscles, they twitch with the urge to crush something or someone with her dagger like claws. Dark purple smoke curls around her fingers. She leans her head back and takes in the sounds of war. The cruelty of war feeds her mind with thoughts of rage. A twisted smile forms on her lips; she has become what she feared of. No she was not her anymore she has become some one entirely different.
ReplyDeleteShe was
Darquesse.
Ok Derek im posting this for like the FIFTH time i want to know what you think of it..it came to my mind after i read sorry reread the fifth book...i wrote it just for you so PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW! im going to keep posting this piece until i get a comment about it....well ill repost it tomorrow
By the way he lives in Dublin Ireland i just don't know exactly where in Dublin yet.....*turns to an FBI agent and sends him and force on the task to find Derek's exact location*....but i will soon
ReplyDelete......Derek will think im even crazier than before won't he.........
OK Derek i know you haven't known me for long but right now as you are reading this with a mug of coffee or whatever you drink in the morning you are thinking," Man, Skulgirl13 is one messed up chic"
ReplyDelete.......yes that is very true.....
but i don't care
i just want to talk to my favorite author in the WHOLE world
*Sarcastically*
ReplyDeleteNope... Not in the least bit...ah, I have to put some more soy milk in the fridge before I forget. Anyway, do you like my quote on quote, story Skulgirl?
So far I mean.
ReplyDeleteand yes i am crazy enough to pace around my room thinking,"no why him WHY HIM!" and all these other things about what happens in the books
ReplyDeletesometimes i wonder why you write things about certain people *cough Tanith cough remnant cough* but still there are things i can't seem to figure out in this book...............i LOVE IT!
yes i LOVE IT! its really good and very accurate on me
ReplyDeleteHey Derek, would you like to write thus Murder Mystery for me before Halloween?
ReplyDeleteI'm behind in writing it.
WRITING SESSION TOMORROW!
...I don't want to though...
Not thus, this.
ReplyDeletei like old time world like thy and thus and so forth ok that last one isn't really old time but still i like it anyway
ReplyDeleteMary you still there?
ReplyDeleteI DON"T WANT TO BE A LONER AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteYes, yes... I second the old world notion.
ReplyDeleteomg....DEREK! YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT MY BLOG PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's no don't use the carrots but still please check it out in your i guess very limited spare time and please leave a comment i would very much enjoy that!
ReplyDeletegood my bank petition in SS was a major fail
ReplyDeleteand i got hit in the face by a soccer ball today in gym
ReplyDeleteby my own team mate
ReplyDeleteYou'd LOVE to write this Murder Mystery for me Derek?! Wonderful, you're hired. Don't worry, I've already have the characters set...
ReplyDelete(It is SOOOOOO difficult to write a story or such using anothers characters.)
Ummmm... No comment says I.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this "Murder Mystery" you keep talking about?
ReplyDeleteYES TOMORROWS FRIDAY! i love fridays they always go so perfectly for me i don't know why
ReplyDeleteYou know the dinner party games, where everyone gets a character to play, and everyone has to try and figure out who the killer is? That's what I'm writing. (I offered to for Halloween.)
ReplyDeleteYay Friday! Tommorow is Supernatural and I don't have to go to school tomorrow either.
ReplyDeletesorry bout randomness im like really hyper for no reason did you know that the tarus which is my birth sign one of their countries and capitols is Dublin Ireland no joke its kinda scary actually that i found this series in the first place
ReplyDeleteLUCKY! why don't you have to go to school tomorrow?!
ReplyDeleteReally? I call myself an ace speller? All of it twaddle speak. Lies spewing from my disgraceful mouth.
ReplyDeleteOh, tomorrow's a P.D. day, which means. FREE DAY!!!!
ReplyDelete*Does a little dance*
ReplyDeleteNo school!
whats a P.D.......what type of school are YOU attending?
ReplyDeleteA Canadian one.
ReplyDeleteCatholic.
ReplyDeleteUniform policy.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have no clue what P.D. stands for, all I know is that it means that we do NOT go to school that day.
ReplyDeleteah i public school american NO UNIFORMS!
ReplyDeleteyour so lucky but in november my school only has one full week of school all the other weeks are broken in some way
ReplyDeleteI miss public school. No Jesus this, Jesus that all day. The uniforms though, are COMFORTABLE!
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly.
ReplyDeletei always wanted to wear a uniform and i wouldn;t know much about jesus because im jewish so the bad part is i have to go to a religious school too after regular school on tusedays
ReplyDeleteBoth this week and last week were four day weeks. (Thanksgiving and the P.D. day tomorrow.)
ReplyDeleteAh. I'm not Jewish OR Catholic. In elementary, I went to public school...Not anymore though.
ReplyDeleteug lucky we had two half days though and next week we have one half day and then the mile run on thursday and halloween dress up day on friday
ReplyDeleteWhy half days?...
ReplyDeleteIs that an elementary school thing?
I remember half days...
ReplyDeleteI think...
no its a public school thing we sqeeze our whole day into like three hours of four i forget wait no 2 hours and 30 min or something like that
ReplyDeleteyeah sometimes there great but sometimes they can be irritating like passing time is like 3 min instead of 5 min i have to race up three flights of stairs
ReplyDeleteHmmm... The only days that we get 'half' days are on exam days where we're only there for an hour.
ReplyDeletewow that's like what happens for us when we get into high school
ReplyDeleteim going to high school next year aggg new school too big for Skulgirl's precious mind to handle
ReplyDeleteAre you in High School yet, Skulgirl?
ReplyDeleteQuestion answered.
ReplyDeleteyeah 8th grade is the last year of middle school for us we go to high school next year
ReplyDeleteHigh school's not that bad. At least in my opinion it isn't
ReplyDeletewe had three high school representitives give us other options for high school and the assembly just went on and on with no end all the schools were so boaring
ReplyDeletehow old are you?
ReplyDeleteYep, 8th grade is the end of elementary for us as well.
ReplyDeleteEighth grade was a GREAT year for me...Good times.
Guess.
ReplyDeleteDamn it! I apparantly am unable to spell anything.
ReplyDeleteum 14?
ReplyDeleteme either but still 14?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete15?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletecoolio im 13 but now i must go or els big trouble for Skulgirl
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteack no else not els
ReplyDeletethats good oh and derek i like the title of your post!
ReplyDeleteBye.
ReplyDeleteNow to delete this...
hy delet it? ack can i spell anything right?!
ReplyDeleteDamn, that won't work... Anyway, I'll post more stuff later, I have to go write...and draw.
ReplyDeleteBlessed be,
Miss Mary
Yes, I must keep secrecy.
ReplyDeletenice BYE!
ReplyDeleteHi Derek. Any plans for a film version of Skulduggery? I assume someone has already snapped up the rights. I was talking to my husband and we'd love to see it but think it would probably have to be rated at least MA to be true to the story. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteYou know you love us, Derek! You know you do and you hate it but there is nothing you can do about it! YAY!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd you still havn't came to New Zealand! Bad, Derek, bad!! I gave you warning and i warned you but did you listen? NOOOO!!! Why didn't you listen, Derek, WHY!!! (Sobs uncontrolingly!)WHY!!!!!!!! Now i have to take matters in to my own hands! I will be on the first plane to Ireland and KIDDNAPP you! It shouldn't have come to this!
Oh, wait you have to have be over 18 to fly over seas... Ummm, the kiddnappins is off untill further notice...
Never mind! BYE, DEREK!!!!!
But I like breaking the internet :C
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see if we can break it AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteAnd do you really, truly, honestly read every single comment? And have you watched Tomorrow When The War Began? It's based on an Australian book by John Marsden. You've probably heard of it. It's epic, you should watch it Derek.
-Your favourite minion, Lynda
we broke the blog! yay!
ReplyDelete100 comments!
ReplyDelete1%of people would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you are the 99% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status :D
my friend said that
You had to rhyme that didnt you... ;)
ReplyDeleteHey guys....
ReplyDeleteokay i havent been on in what....
a few weeks
let me explain this is gonna take ages....
okay sorry some french woman forgetting to sign outs account there....
ReplyDeletea couple of weeks ago i turn of my computer as i finished downkaoding my homework onto a usb and downloaded it onto my laptop
i go to bed and when i wake up my mother and the Hog A.K.A my dad are standing there with a bunch of tickets and apparently it was a lbunch of tickets to around Europe anyway im in France right now and lately its going crazy here we go...
1.I Go to Europe
okay well thats the only thing i can explain in a list but listen to this
In the Hotel in Greece which was our first stop i carry my mothers bag i drop it it and all this marternity stuff falls out and then she tells me SHES BEEN WITH THE HOG FOR 1 YEAR AND... this is big and i cant belive i tell people on the other side of the world this SHES prewgnant and its coming in a few weeks no wonder of all the daggy clothes
Okay less bad in Italy I had some sort of seizure which they call a convulsion later they find out it was a real one...
Is my life that horrible ill write my fan fic now....
Whoo! Five thousand! Go us! *happy dance*
ReplyDeleteDerek, you shoudl be PROUD that you have so amny fans and FEEL SORRY for the poor souls who didn't comment in time!
Giggles and greetings, Derek. Really, I giggled quite a bit at this post. And when scrolled down the comments, I was shocked at the end when I saw no New/Newest links yet. The page looks so short right now. Almost sickly. It'll grow. Sing to it and play it Mozart music. It'll grow.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be voldemort today, FUN!
ReplyDeleteMwahaha we broke the blog!
To school I go BYE!
That was very random..............................
ReplyDeleteOh well
1%of people would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you are the 99% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status :D
ReplyDeleteWell.................. ^ That's not entirely true because my friend hates Justin Bieber but she doesn't like death, at all, of any kind so even though she hates him she just wants him to disappear into a cave.
ReplyDeleteNEW FAN FIC ERRRR ALSO 1%of people would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you are the 99% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status :D
ReplyDelete^^ Yeah Mr Landy got 5000 comments…if you’re that powerful can’t you make the German book stores publishing your 5. book faster? Here in Germany it won’t be out till autumn next year T.T can’t wait that long.
ReplyDeleteHehe... We'll try not to break the blog again...
ReplyDeleteIt's because Derek is so epically awsome, and we are generally insane...
I'm going to make an overflow blog for this one... just incase it happens again...
ReplyDeleteYay! New post!
ReplyDeleteWe reached the limit!!!
Muhaha!
Sarthacus,,, do you think it's a good idea for me to make an overflow blog?
ReplyDeletewhat the....?
ReplyDelete5000 COMMENTS
ON THE POST WHERE DEREK ASKED US NOT TO POST AS MANY COMMENTS :o
I WAS A GOOD MINION AND ONLYPOSTED LIKE.....10.
MAINLY BECAUSE I COULDNT KEEP UP WITH THE REST OF YOU.
HI ALL! I MIGHT NOT SPEAK OFTEN AS YOU GUYS ALL HAVE MAD TYPING SKILLS. (NO JOKE.)
HEY DRAGONA HAVE U PREDICTED ANYTHING ELSE FOR ME 2DAY?
Not yet Geckogirl... just waiting for something to happen...
ReplyDelete5000 comments? Nice :D
ReplyDeleteI saw a video of you german tour and have to ask: Why did you let them DESTROY your book??? D: I mean did you notice the color?????? It's a kind of pink isn't it....?
Well nevermind
Have fun at your course
actually u guys seem to have slowed down commenting today.
ReplyDeletehey, maybe i can actually keep up :D
anyone else in the school holidays at the mo? its the first day for me :D
oh also does anyone have any cool random ideas about what to get for chrsitmas?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA_13_QD8KE&NR=1
ReplyDeleteShall I make an overflow blog... just in case it happens again?
ReplyDeleteGeckogirl, I don't even know what I want for my birthday next month... never mind Christmas... I would like a bike and some dungbells so I can actually work out... I don't, I just have naturally strong and big muscles hehe...
ReplyDeletelol ok dragona i believe u....
ReplyDeleteim thinking of asking for like a foam ball shooting gun. i already have a crossbow that shoots rubber darts but im not allowed to use it in the house and the target dosnt stay up outside so im thinking of getting that aswell so i can sneak up on people and hit them with it. teehee. yes, i am evil.
Ok... that's a random present lol... Should I make an overflow blog, someone answer me!
ReplyDeleteyeah dragona i think you should make an overflow blog! we should make a rule that all comments that are to be posted to derek himself should be on this blog and all random convos should be on the overflow blog! that way derek can answer all our questions and we can all have random convos without driving him insane!
ReplyDeletesimpplllllee!
Yes, I think you should, Dragona!
ReplyDelete*sees random dragon*
ReplyDeleteAAAHH Dragon attack!
*bounces on marshmallows*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM
ReplyDeletelolification!!!
Dragona, you did that yesterday!
ReplyDeletehave u guys ever been on firebox.com?
ReplyDeleteITS AMAZING! HAS THE MOST RANDOM GIFTS EVER!!!!!!!
im getting like half my christmas suff from that place! and im not really getting that much christmas stuff coz im asking for a ded expensive camera.
BUT STILL PLLLEASSEE CHEACK IT OUT
and the best thing of all is that it delivers to theUK and not just america like most random cool stuff!
http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/2010/10/overflow-one.html
ReplyDeleteYes, that is the overflow...
I hope Derek will follow the overflow... because it is made for him, and us if his blog gets full...
ReplyDeleteG2g, dentist. =(
ReplyDeleteGettin' a filling.
No!!!!!!!!!!
*Cries*
Bye.
Bye Sarthacus, I've had a bloodtest this morning... I didn't feel it...
ReplyDelete*gives Sarthacus a tissue before he leaves*
ReplyDeleteyeah...im back...*try and act cool skylara, like u didnt just make a fool of yourslef.* wats uppppppp?
ReplyDeleteok.....never doing that again.
Lol...
ReplyDelete*brainwashes self*
ReplyDeleteNo... you didn't make a fool of yourself...
yess....thats right i didnt make a fool of myself. heh heh *thank god for brainwashing*
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeletecya i g2g bye!
ReplyDeleteBye Geckogirl...
ReplyDeleteI'm a loner again...
*sighs*
Ah well...
*teleports to marshmallow land*
Ah... lets see if I can knock myself out...
ReplyDelete*walks into lamppost*
Yey!...
*jumps into random table*
ReplyDeleteYey... I've knocked myself out!
ReplyDeleteNow there's something fun to do besides being ill, trying to regain conciousness...
ReplyDeleterotfl. your blog title made me totally crack up. which is fairly hard to do while listening to the depressing stuff I am at the moment. However: YAY! We fans are SO awesome!
ReplyDeleteIncluding myself.
which was sort of implied when I wrote 'we' but who gives a damn?
I don't--
OH YAY! A happy song came on in my stupid shuffle, I was about to kill myself.
Oh well. I've just discovered (again) that my parents suck so I'm gonna go and wallow in my stupid teenage misery.
We're all gonna die,
~Ambiguity
I wonder if Ambiguity will post another comment... because I'm aaalllooonnneee...
ReplyDelete*echoes*
I'm going to write a rant...
ReplyDeleteOh, this morning is so crap... daytime tv generally is... especially this morning... oh why can't I go on GTA San Andreas? Oh, it's because I'm ill... fair enough... Anyway... what dvds have we got? Hmm... I don't want to watch Sherlock Holmes... have we got primeval?
YES!
Awsome... where is it?
Oh... I don't know...
Ah well... being a loner is such fun...
*walks into tank*
ReplyDeleteBack, my cheek's numb, and i think I ripped it off!
ReplyDelete=S
Nope, it's still there.
ReplyDeleteHmm... cheese...
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eIAAcWMDhc&feature=related
i just wanted to say HAVE FUN DEREK! on his last day of the krav mag thingy
ReplyDeleteI'm going on GTA San Andreas upstairs... and the computer upstairs...
ReplyDeleteG2g, bye.
ReplyDeleteBreaking the internet..... , sounds fun ^^
ReplyDeletehi all.
ReplyDeletei was thinking that all necromancers r tortured so y hasn't Val? book six ideas?
San Andreas is fun... there's a cheat for pedestrian riot with a golfclub, and I turned the corner and this guy have a massive BAZOOKA poiting at me!
ReplyDeleteNeedless to say I shot him... with my rifle hehe...
And then there was a police helicopter and I bazooka'd it and it blew up teehee...
And then I died because a plane crashed into me...
ReplyDeleteRANDOM PLANE CRASHES ARE ANNOYING!
ReplyDeleteBECAUSE THEY COME FROM NOWHERE AND CRASH INTO YOU, DAMN AIR AI
hmmm I can't guarantee I wont break the internet but I'll try ....
ReplyDeletemabey I can get doctors to install a pin code on my brain so my insane side can only be accessed for 5 minutes every day ...
naaaaaa jus have to live with me :]
Sarthacus I commented on your fan fic last night but did i mention it was exeptionally brilliant becasue it had the word mahogany in it?
ReplyDeleteHi Nicolette, I've made an overflow blog for this one, just in case we fill up this blog again...
ReplyDeleteok I think i'm going to make a blog dedicated to malteasers or cheese balls
ReplyDeleteWell thats sensible lol...
ReplyDeleteI follow my gut instinct if I followed my head who knows were I would be ...
ReplyDeleteI advice you listen to the island by pendulum it is actually emmence!!
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteI need to go for my hair cutting at 6:30 :(
ReplyDeleteAnd I had another bloodtest today...
What? We haven't got more then 200 yet. WEIRD!
ReplyDeletelol last week me and my freinds were stood on a road this was our convo
ReplyDeleteMe: strolling around looking at headlights in distance *walks slowly towards path
Freind: *doesn't realize i have moved* Why are we stood in the middle of the road
Me: *points at coming car* I'm not but I figured you were stood there because your suicidal
Freinds: *runs off road*
Yeh, but I have made an overflow blog, just in case we get 5000 comments again...
ReplyDelete:O Thanks Dragona you just reminded me that I have to get my fringe cut over the mid term other wise my history teacher is going to kill me.
ReplyDeleteanother blood test??? are you sure there not vampires who are taking you blood then drinkikng it whilst you leave?
ReplyDeleteLol Nicolette...
ReplyDeleteNo, they need to check my liver profile, and that's my job anyway... when I've got a cut I suck it hehe...
ReplyDeleteYAY Midterm
ReplyDeleteOh my music teacher is really annoyed about my fringe he doesn't like me having this long he gave the excuse
ReplyDelete"your not allowed a hairstyle that blocks your vision"
Me: it doesn't
Him: really close your right eye and tell me how many fingers im holding
Me: *does as he said 5 or 4 considering if you count your thumb
Yeh, it's half term for me... well... not really... this was the last day...
ReplyDeleteLol... people on this blog are just so funny...
ReplyDeleteBye people. I've got drums now. SHIT (for the people who think thats swearing ****). I forgot to practice my piano and I have my lesson straight after drums.
ReplyDeleteAh... bye Darkane...
ReplyDelete*Runs in circles* AHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO DIE!
ReplyDeleteI have a cut on my finger i cut it yesterday and it hasn't stopped bleeding I think theres some glass stuck in there stopping it from closing up.
ReplyDeleteI think my freinds are vampires they only come out at night or when the weathers miserable there lways cold they used to live in south africa but there really pale and there was this one time when I cut my ankle on some brick work and they wouldn't look at me and said they needed to go home when they were still allowed out for 30 mins?? suspicious i think so
BYE
ReplyDeleteI did keyboard but they weren't teaching me anything new and I couldn't be bothered to keep at it
ReplyDeleteLol... yeh Nicolette, but you said your friends were sluts lol...
ReplyDeleteBYE!
ReplyDeleteBye Darkane...
ReplyDeleteno there my school freinds :[ these are people who don't go to my school but live round my area
ReplyDeleteI want to get 200th comment hehe...
ReplyDeleteAh... that makes sense...
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeleteanyone know any good xbox games??? my xmas list is rather short
ReplyDelete3 games a cd player and a gaming chair
oops i got 200 :| (whispers) sorry
ReplyDeleteNicolette, split second, GTA... lots of good X-box games...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.neoseeker.com/Games/Xbox_360/
ReplyDeleteGo on that...
Brb...
You should go on the link I gave you... it's got most games you can think of...
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