Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 3008 Newer› Newest»Florence... you aren't fat... so there's no point loosing weight... you'll collapse because your blood pressure will drop too low and may die unless treated properly...
you are just taller then my wardrobe dragona...
I'm excatly...
193.548cm...
well ill die but at least i wont be fat
I am 5 foot 2inches
62 inches
and 175.5cm :]
i have no idea how many cm i am but i know that i am 66 inches
i weigh 32.6kg its just to much for me...
167.64cm...
see i am fat....
has everyone gone and started weighing themselves??
No your not...
Flo this is your BMI
Your BMI is 11.6 - underweight
Your BMI is below the healthy range. You should not try to lose any weight, and putting on a few pounds may benefit your health.
this is what the number means
18.5* - 25 Healthy Weight
25 - 30 Overweight
30 - 40 Obese
Over 40 Severely obese
of course under 18.5 is underweight
5 stone, is that it?
Well...
5.133 621 248 stone to be precise...
i still feel fat...
how much do you weigh nicolette?
Florence... I weigh 9 stone... but I am 6ft 3 and a half, and have lots of muscle so I'm not suprised...
I weight 7 stone 3 pound I'm on the line between under weight and normal for my height
I'm nearly double your weight... but I'm not fat...
why do i feel really fat then?
I'm underweight for my height...
For my height I should be 10 stone... not counting the muscle... so I'm underweight... but I have lots of muscles hehe...
if i lose 1 pound aparently im under weight explain how that works?
how much am i ment to weigh??
You answered your own question before Nicolette... you are on the borderline...
The same as Nicolette Florence...
i know but thats stupid they can't say im under I mean its only 1 pound difference!!
*sigh*
i still feel fat
No sorry... I got it wrong, I weigh 10 stone and I'm supposed to weigh 12... silly me...
your meant to weight 8stone 3pounds
Florence... I weigh Twice as much as you, and I'm not fat... so you cannot feel fat, because you are too thin...
there are girls at school who weigh less
you are seriously under weight
thats because they probably lie!!!
sluts in my school lie they say there 5 stone when there fatter then me!
Florence... I would start eating if I were you...
*looks to Florence's skull which is visible*
no we had to weigh ourselves in pe they were all 28-30 kg
well then there anerexic
People in my school weigh more than me, but I'm twice as strong as any of them...
*eats cheese*
girlls weight less than me but thats because there smaller
No offense Florence... but 5 stone is like what primary school children weigh...
*slips Hamburger over the cheese as Florence bites it*
maggie weighs 48.3 kg is that good?
ew ew ew
i have a freind calles beth she must be at least 6 foot and she weights 9 stone
*spits out hamburger*
it is i weighed 5 stone when I was in year 5
ICECREAM!!!
I weighed 5 stone when I was in year 6...
i eat ice cream sometimes...
i weigh 5 stone and im in year 9...
jesus ... i used to be a midget i was 1 meter in year 3!
I like icecream
That's how underweight you are Florence... I weigh double you... but I am taller an have much more and bigger muscles hehe...
i was 1 metre in year 2 XD
yes yes you already mentioned that you have big muscles..
and you are just bigger then my wardrobe..
jebus has 3 jahovness witnesses and somone from rspca come to the door is the last 3 hours
Lol... I do though...
I was one metre in reception... then I was 1.8 metres in year 6... and now I'm 1.9 some in year 9...
just re read the comment why give flo a hamburger there horrible beef and lamb burgers are so much better?
CHICKEN BURGER!
oh god there awesome!
can i have a lettuce burger??
They are aren't they?
no meat only!!!
yes yes they are
No, bad Florence.
BAD FLORENCE, NO LETTUCE BURGERS!
Must get your weight normal now...
*whispers* i dont like burgers
*flo mysteriously drops dead on floor dagger threw her head*
*i whistle* what i didn't do it
and im not a dog..
Well you have got to eat SOMETHING bad...
*teleports Florence to MCDonalds*
*locks her in*
*teleports out*
i thought im dead...
you are
so why m i in mcdonalds alive again??
You'll die of starvation or malnourishment if you don't be careful...
i dont need to eat anymore whooo
Yes... MCDonalds makes you alive again...
yes theres a salad in mcdonalds!
and a orange juice!!
*gets rid of all things healthy, incinerates them*
dragona *clears throat look*
Florence B said...
*whispers* i dont like burgers
October 23, 2010 1:37 PM
Nicolette Croga said...
*flo mysteriously drops dead on floor dagger threw her head*
*i whistle* what i didn't do it
well im eating a banana for real right now!
pendulum the island!!!
*whispers* i dont like it here it smells of fries...
you mean a deep fried bannana hardened in chocolate covered in caramel then sprinkles
*flo drops dead on floor dagger threw her head*
no i mean a banana a normal banana....
*steals a banana off Florence and gives her a packet of chips*
*mutters* i dont like crisps,,,,
*take flos bannana and hardenes it in chocolate then covers in caramel then sprinkles
Sorry Florence... it's for your own good...
*forces Florence to eat the chips*
Again... I am sorry...
*flo drops dead again a 3rd dagger threw her head*
whos doing this!
*mutters very very quietly* i dont like sprinkles
We are only doing these things for the benefit of your own health Florence...
grrrr i was hoping to see a comment from master Derek because my Skulduggery with draw is getting WORSE! for the past few nights all of my dreams had Derek in them last night he was chasing a banana saying'"GIVE ME BACK MY COMPUTER SO I CAN FINISH WRITING THE DEDICATION TO MY BLOGGER MINIONS!" no joke im that crazy from major lack of skulduggery
Derek........
Please help!
i like homemade cinnamon cookies
*spits out chips*
*takes all Nicolette's daggers*
*kills the guy who's throwing them*
*flo drops dead for 4th time with 4th dagger threw head*
(mutters) I'm going to run out of daggers soon
WHO EVERS KILLING FLO PLEASE STOP!
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*forces Florence to eat Cinnamon Cookies*
*sneakly eats a carrot while no ones looking*
(mutters harsh comments about Dragona under her breath whilst making homemade cianmon cookies)
goodbye gotta eat breakfast wont be on till later GOOD BYE!
...they have to much sugar in them,
*grabs carrot sharpend it and throws iit threw flos head*
a true master can make a weapon out of anything
Nicolette, have you done the next part of your fanfic... and I wonder how your going to get your revenge which you haven't done yet...
*starts crying*
i dont want to eat im fat
FLORENCE, YOU ARE NOT FAT FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU ARE TOO THIN!
*runs away to germeny and stays there eating nothing*
http://stories-random.blogspot.com/2010/10/fan-fic-part-38-down-hill-from-now.html#comments
fine die at least we tried
*teleports to Germany*
*grabs Florence*
*teleports back*
FLORENCE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING!
i ate a banana a carrot and a bowl of cheerios today...
Your fanfiction is awsome Nicolette!
*claps* very nice nicolette very nice
Your Welcome lol...
brb in 10 mins
now im eating some weird dry cereals which are coated in sugar...
You need to eat more Florence...
they are coated in sugar...
why is everyone so worried about me??
Because your too damn thin...
hey people!
im not that thin..
are you still on?
part 4 of my story is up lizzy
That is correct.
am i alone???
*sighs*
whats correct??
That I am still on.
ahhhhhh
i ate 5 toffees....is that better
Much better...
Doctor D??
hehehhe
Lol.
Lol to that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8KvpQdHXtU
So very peaceful...
Init.
i was just thinking what to write now...
can you please stop invading my dreams??
It's not my fault I sent you a telepathic message...
hey sarthacus !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfIgqMnKOeo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWd0KllENAU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txUAdWFk6ps&feature=related
Ok it is, but it's not my fault it WORKED.
what was it??
cause you always say something different...
Hi, Florence.
*waves*
Dragona you disturb my peace between imagination and reality but weirdly in a good way...
i was playing assasins creed this morning....
My headache got rid of it the other night... something about saying sorry... but I thought, and sort of thought different things... so I might have sent both...
*Whistles "A Kingdom For Keflings" opening theme song*
you thought what???
You're damn lucky to have AC!
I want ACB!
(Assassins Creed Brotherhood)
Dragona you thought what???
whoa, there are police sirens out side my house. i swear i didn't do it officer!
I think it said,
Hello, this is Dragona Pine, DO NOT stop listening, but you probably can't because this is a telepathic message... so I'm sorry about the war that we had, REALLY sorry, REALly really really sorry...
Tha's all that I remember...
ahhhh theres a crow outside my window making eye contact with me... it wont go away.....
i chucked a pen at the window and its still there...
Hi Kallista...
G2g, bye all.
i like eggs!
bye sarthacus and hello kallista!
2 new posts on my blog!
One's TLOASOTB and the others a random post...
*hugs kallista* how are you?
I found Area 51 on google maps!
*hugs Florence and Kallista*
GROUP HUG!
i am under weight...and i get weird telephatic messeges from dragona and everysingle one is different....
cant breathe
Well, that's my mind for you... I said a lot of things when I sent it... so you might get them all at different times...
Florence, what's the matter?
duh, you where hugging her too hard
Mine is fast...
sorry i was choking on a toffee until a maid came and saved me..
I was joking Lizzy... 2 new posts on my blog btw...
yes first on page for the THIRD time today!
*does the dance of epicness*
I got 2000 comment!
i got 1st comment three times in a row whooo!
Lol.
oh yh and then cant breath bit was abut the hug..
omg i am now looking at area 51..
I know...
Got a pic up on my blog hehe...
I don't get depressed like Sarthacus... I just get sad... lol.
no no i can see two planes and ppl walking around in white lab coats...
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=il
can you see??
There's area 69 on San Andreas which is based on Area 51, and the workers there are aliens... and if you fly over it then you get bombed with SAMs...
sams???
oh and in my dreams you said really weird stuff....
Heat seeking missiles...
Oh, what do I say?
ahhhh that make sense..
i dont think if you want to know...
or you dont want anyone else to know...
I do want to know... because it was a Dream Me who said it...
I had a dream about GTA last night... very fun...
*raises eyebrow and laughs*
I was jumping off a building with a parachute... what joy...
Tell me please...
well first you gave me a set of numbers...the first two were 07 i think.... any way then you started talking about cornwall and then someone called fred...(these were all different dreams) then you started talking about gta and lord of the rings... and there is more but i wont tell you probably too personal dunno..
07s the start of my phone number, I've never been to cornwall I like the name Fred, I've played GTA but I have no interest in Lord Of The Rings, and what were the other things?
well you might have told me all of your phone number good thing i cant remeber the rest..
Florence? You still here?
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