Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 3008 Newer› Newest»hehehe I live closer to Dragona by 9 mins :]
Ah... HD is huddersfield... or high definition lol...
if I wanted to walk to your house it would take me 2 days 15 hours
dont worry dragona *pats him on the shoulder* now if you do something bad i can send russian assasins after you but i wont cause im nice :D
Wow...
if i took a jet it would take 20 minutes!
You wouldn't find me anyway, because I can run to the moors and hide and you would all die!
lol you don't know where I live but you coul pin point it by working out using the times i gave to both of you
3hours 54 mins from Dragona and 1hour 31 mins from flo ...
you could pin point my location from that :]
And I would send pheasants to crash into you, stupid birds lol...
At the moment i'm getting Area 51 in steet view...
wait it will take 3 hours 55 minutes to get to holmfirth so i live closer!
then before...
OMG YOU CAN SEE MY CAR ON GOOGLE MAPS
HA HA HAAA! I AM WONKA'S LITTLE SISTER AND I AM TWICE AS ANNOYING!! BE WARNED, FLUFF AND DRAGON BOY, FOR I HAVE MASTERED THE ELEMENT OF FIRE AND YOU HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST INKLING OF JUST WHAT I CAN DO!!
Now that is called Covered up, it won't let me on it :(
lol my picture is a cat one
hello dragon boy... have you read my first comment?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK! I found out it was your birthday, skulduggery's death day (?) and national skulduggery day! HAPPY BIRTHDAY- if it is infact your birthday *Also I like the waterstones 2 for 1 skulduggery sticker thing :P* Hope you have a nice day, although your probably getting kicked ALOT right now due to krav maga or watever you call it, i can't remember..... :S HAPPY BIRTHDAY YET AGAIN! *Did I mention it was your bithday?*
Chocolate Factory girl's sister...
what if we just totally ignore you??
Yes and I will do...evil...stuff.
*throws Chocolate Factory girl's siter like a javelin*
Hehe...
You cant because I will do what you did to poor wonka.
including the marker pen :P
OUCH! HEY! I HAVENT EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET!
*throws fireball at dragon boy and conjures up a fire sheild*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to wipe Firedust Ember from existance*
All better now...
hey you try and you are dead...
Im vertially walking from my house to my dads :D
i say that you are wonka pretending to be her little sister...
*from non-existence world burns yorkie pudding to a crisp*
I'm more powerfull than you think *fries a flying cream pie and kicks dragon boys face*
WHAT?
she didnt think up the name so there.
and She didnt love the cat in this picture as much as i did.
hes dead now though. :(
if we ignore her shell get bored and will go away..
Now just wait a little bit
Wonka will enter in a while...
oh really?
FLUFF?
omg my sis has taken over the blog!!!
well i dont actually care who you are from what planet or from under what rock you crawled out from but i dont like you...
True... she's dead anyway... and my yorkshire pudding is indestructable... like with my Army of Ninja Goldfish...
HA HA I HAVE PROVED YOU WRONG I AM NOT WONKY/A!
I'm
not
dead.
*nuclear bombs Wonka's sister*
Sorry... it had to be done...
no i don't have aquaphobia. I'm perfectly fine in the bath
dragona did you read the darren shan series??
hey!
ive just made hollowman busciuts and i am busy killing one by dipping it in icing!
ow.
Ooh I want one.
yummm nom nom nom....
NINJA GOLDFISH, ATTACK WONKA'S SISTER!
*nuclear bombs Dragon Boy for nuclear bombing the sister*
nom nom nom
YUMMY!
*acidentally burns the second one*
THAT'S what'll happen to dragon boy! hah!
*Fire shield reinforced with ... FIRE appears all around moi.*
Yes, I have read Darren Shan, I do not like the Demonta series, but I like the ones about Vampires, THERE'S A NEW ONE CALLED THE BIRTH OF A KILLER WHICH IS THE LIFE OF LARTEN CREPSLEY!
yes, i know we shook hands, but you DID attack my sister...
I can burn fluff under the bed. So think what I can do to Fluff!
i still cant get one thing out of my head...
i dont like Darren Shan.
booooring.........
AHHHHH WONKA AND HER SISTER *hides in vertiual chicken house on google maps*
what cant you get outta ur head Fluff?
*burns chicken house*
*uses Thor's Hammer against Wonka and Wonka's siter*
RUN AWAY 2 MILES AWAY!
*2 mile radioactive crater is just left*
Ah... where have them two gone? ah well...
MEEE!
IT IS THE DEADLY DUO!!! DANANANANANANAN!!!!!!!!!!!
that you said that there was something between me and dragona...
were did you get that from???
I flew away on a fire surfboard with Wonka on my back
DRAGONA!! WE HAVE FORMED A BLOODY TRUCE! U R A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOY!!
OH NO ITS ON FIRE *chokes on poisonous gases and becomes unconcious*
Brb, dinner... just get one thing straight, FLORENCE IS NOT CALLED FLUFF!
oh, i got that from Dragon Boy stivking up for you...
oops. *Pulls nicolette out* aheh, i didnt mean to half kill you...
FIREBUST! leave Nikki alone...
oh yes she is and you better believe it.
*breathing lighlty*
i am calling you Firebust not (tee hee)
Who looked at the Gollum pictures yesterday?!?!?
I
AM
FIREDUST
no, typo! i AM calling you Firebust!
Pumps on nicolettes chest to clear her airways
stivking up????
*saves nicolette by estinguishing flames properly*
GOLLUM!!! i have a pet spider named Gollum...
showoff
STICKING up. i do really bad typos.
*becomes concious and starts choughing like mad*
Im .... *coughs* ...... Not ....... *coughs*...... called.......... *coughs*....NIIIIKI!......*coughs non stop*
I have a trapdoor spider called Vanessa hee hee
yey! ive lost puppy fat (and have probably put it back on from eating hollow men bisabits...)
*Tries and fails to summon water* Flo! Get some water here!
arrr but anyone sticks up for me not only dragona like nicolette who is slowly dieing over there..
*points to firefly pumping air into nicolettes mouth*
ha ha wat u gonna do about it threaten me with a 'coffin'??
I AM NOT FIREFLY! FIRE DUST! DUUUST!
geddit Nikki???
fluff
*coughs until her lungs are clear* I have a dog called Smudge and my dad has 7 chickens that we hav'nt names yet we can name 2 each but haden only gets to name 1 my two are called spots and clucker
shut up fire fly and step away let the real doctor through..
*gives nicolette mahic chocolate bar and she is all better*
sis do u get what i mean about 'Firebust'?
*blink blink*
actually firefly's pretty cool.
flo, you do not fail to amuse me
magic
do any of YOU guys get what i mean about 'Firebust'??
um... it got broken?
hi people!
i am good at thinkiing up names truce?
and wonka is now called wonky like her mind. it sounds simular...and is funny
I'M NOT CALLED NIKKI I WOULD RATHER DIE IN THAT FIRE FIREDUST PUT ME IN THEN BE CALLED NIKKI!
my nick name is fudge-cake but you can only call me Nicolette or Croga on here
*wearily* tell us so we dont have to wait
hey croga!
can I call you Fudgy?
*nibles on chocalate bar* hmmmmm caramel :]
i think i will settle for Croga.
i think ive stumbled apon some innocents....
And you are pickle jar.
*gives fire dust the evils* only nicolette or croga
gotta go!
fuel to burn :)
im invisible.
fudgy
heya deagle you missed it * points at firedust*
she tried to kill me in a fire!
we have lunch now we shall go WONT WE FIREBUST???!!!!
and i saved you and IM GOING NOW.
lol
*turns and walks away jaw clenched*
BYE BYE.
really?in that case,BURN HERE WITH FLAMING MARSHMALLOW TAR!!!!
flo saved me you dragged me out and left me to breath in more poisonous gas flo cleared my lungs and gave me a magic chocolate bar
*gives nicolette a hug*
*slowly turns gives deagle the images and walks away jaw still clenched along with clenched fists*
(from the distance) I'm in my magical goose cage!
*evils where the heck did images come from
hmmm I can smell the roast
brb I'm off to nick a potato
COOL.
ok theres no roast potatos so i nicked some mash
hmmm my dad makes the best dang mash in the world
/hmm... have the terrible TW*Ts gone?
Im so cool just sat here with a spoon with mash on :]
now I have nicked the pan and im eating the left over mash with my spoon :]
mmmmm.mashed potatoes.
NOOOOOOOO I HAVE SCRAPED THE MASH DRY .... no more no more till dinner
*rocks back and forth is her goose cage*
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.awn.com/files/imagepicker/1/gollum03_Gollum_goodRen.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.awn.com/articles/production/gollum-and-me-my-precious-experience&usg=__ETYmr6143vq_qCILGRYX0sOlt_A=&h=280&w=420&sz=23&hl=en&start=13&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=bN9Fwu4jGc7f8M:&tbnh=83&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgollum%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1
That's what I naturally look like...
*Goes to Kallista*
Mistress!
Preciousssss!
October 22, 2010 10:20 PM
Kallista Pendragon said...
*makes a couple pinatas in the likeness of Sarthacus and Leo*
October 22, 2010 10:21 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
Did you listen to Mr. Torture?
October 22, 2010 10:22 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
"Mr. Torture is pain,
With his whips and his chains,
MR TORTURE!!!!!!!!"
October 22, 2010 10:24 PM
Kallista Pendragon said...
LOL Sarthacus!!!!
Cool and creepy pictures!!!!
....and that last one.........oh Sarthacus.....I hope you don't look like that!
LOL
:P
October 22, 2010 10:24 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
Hello??
October 22, 2010 10:24 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
I DO!!!
Gollum! Gollum!
October 22, 2010 10:25 PM
Kallista Pendragon said...
Where did Leo go? Could it be that he was intiminated by my sheer beauty and power?
October 22, 2010 10:25 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://carrierawks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/gollum.jpg&imgrefurl=http://carrierawks.com/2009/09/lotr-getting-back-to-the-geek-in-me/&usg=__LQtrUSadT58dANtxoLyKQFrQZeg=&h=400&w=261&sz=17&hl=en&start=27&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=Z6ZeV_f32JwXmM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=81&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgollum%26start%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26tbs%3Disch:1
I did that 2 years ago!!!
October 22, 2010 10:26 PM
Kallista Pendragon said...
Well you are a very good looking Gollum!
*eadges away from Sarthacus nervously*
October 22, 2010 10:27 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7-RIvWKbCKw/RbbfZrSLLgI/AAAAAAAAAFE/ReaxJibmsCs/s400/bush_gollum.jpg&imgrefurl=http://stewart-rhodes.blogspot.com/2007/01/bush-poll-ratings-before-speech-fall-to.html&usg=__ThYVzB8ZX6vBsiItcGFcG1dWroo=&h=323&w=400&sz=33&hl=en&start=54&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=HcfuE5ettDrRQM:&tbnh=100&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgollum%26start%3D36%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26tbs%3Disch:1
That's me stepbrother!
October 22, 2010 10:27 PM
Kallista Pendragon said...
LOL
You look lovely in that dress!!!!!
XD
October 22, 2010 10:28 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a26/Starlin_Elvea/gollum-precious.jpg&imgrefurl=http://tolkien.balt.net/viewtopic.php%3Fp%3D67975&usg=__QhqYt2JU0ADuQwGH-a-DUtF3X0I=&h=336&w=448&sz=29&hl=en&start=67&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=dlQ274GU4N4g8M:&tbnh=95&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgollum%26start%3D54%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26tbs%3Disch:1
I tried to get into the BLING BLING!!! But it didn't work!
October 22, 2010 10:28 PM
Kallista Pendragon said...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*falls out of cahir, screaming in laughter*
October 22, 2010 10:29 PM
Sarthacus Bolt said...
Thank you!
wait ill take a photo of what i wore yeasterday..
I have been looking through the last comments... and what fails to amuse me is that the Two Terrible Tw*ts can't spell, and you can't understand them...
'oh, i got that from Dragon Boy stivking up for you...'
Wtf does that mean?
huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeKXm1u-sa8
*edges away from sarthacus* okaiiiiiiii
*nicks mash from dads plate in the kitchen and slowly eats it*
mr torture is cool
i dont like torture.
oh, i got that from Dragon Boy stivking up for you...
Tell me what that means.
dunno it mght mean that you are stalking me...stviking can all mean chatting up....
because his mash is nice ... do you have a promblem with me eating mash using a spoon from a great big sauspan as i write?
dinner be back later
"Mr. nTorture is pain,
With his whips and his chains,
MR. TORTURE!!"
wait no not dinner they wanted me to stir the cheese sauce :]
I do not stalk anyone and I do not 'chat anyone up' because I'm me/...
the computer chair has just been stolen dinner is nye
CEREAL!!
stirring cheese sauce made me think of high school musical and the teletubbies
*shivers in descust*
NOBODY ON THIS BLOG STALKS PEOPLE, UNLESS THEY ARE ACCUSING OTHERS OF STALKING!!!!
NOBODY IS A STALKER, LEAST OF ALL MY FRIENDS!!!
ok dinner time now....
for real be back later bye for now
I do not stalk anyone and I do not 'chat anyone up' because I'm me/...
Wonka is a stalker, and so his her sister, it runs in the family...
Bye Nicolette...
well thats wonka said it could mean anything...
anyway you live 4 hours away from me so its quite impossible to stalk me...
or it could mean sticking up...
meh, goodbye
Probably... but who know what Wonka means...
yey i like chicken soup!
Oh no...
dam
i am not a stalker!!!
i am a 12 y old girl who happens to b a tad insane!
You people argue too much!!!
I'm off to my blog!
Oh no it's WONKA!
*hides behind Nicolette while she's getting mash potato*
i had another hollow man biscuit and i pulled its legs arms and head off and tortured it slowly while you were saying that i am a stalker when i am NOT!
why do you always hide behind Croga??
ooh bolt
u oh my sis is gettin angry...
Wonka, you are an annoying little stalker... and I can call you little, because you are...
oh yh my hollow man didnt have to suffer long instead he got eaten FEET FIRST!!
Hi you guys!!
Sorry I haven't commented in ages!
For once Landy doesn't get to blame me because I didn't comment in the 5000 thing!
Just to notify you Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part one is coming out in less than a month!! I am REALLY excited!!
Landy when is the trailer winner gonna be announced? I didn't enter but I am eager to know when it will come out.
i dont like harry potter..
HELP ME SOMEONE!
and i can call you young one..cause im older
Wonka and her sister are both annoying little stalkers...
what do you need help with?
AND EVERYONE IS LITTLE MUHAHAHAAA!
Pest Control... for Wonka and her sister...
lol do you think i should change my profile picture??
No, I like this one you have...
<---- i look fat on this one....
i rather the other one aswell
all better
im gonna go and weigh myself..
All good, yes... but you didn't look fat in the other one...
im gonna starve myself now i weigh to much... :S
whoo first comment second time today!
That doesn't really make sense but ah well... I wouldn't advise you to do it, you will get anorexia and probably die...
ooooh I know sincerly regret eating the wole of my roast I'm so full!
You'll send up like Skulduggery...
*sneezes* ok weirdly i know no longer feel full
you dont know how much i weigh.... but i can say that using my gardeners tape mesure that i am exactly 66 inches tall.....
While Nicolette changes into Homer Simpson...
7 sneezes so far
HEY!
8 sneezes
9
Hehe... I'm 6ft 3 and a half tall...
and in inches??
i will only eat cheese from now and and nothing else...
76.2 inches...
10
im exactly 157.5 cm
im 62 inches
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