Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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Star Wars Battlefront: The Empire getting OWNED!
Haha you bought the castle? I ended up having millions, i bought out one of the whole towns, and didnt touch the game for maybe a month or two, and then i get back into it and i just have an exponential amount of money, you knew that it keeps gaining the rent even when the system is turned off?
Oh idk, fallout 3 just wasn't as interesting as the previous 2, of course the graphics and everything were better, but it didn't have the same feel to it you know? I never really got into it, i might someday
I have a 360. Have you played Dragon Age Origins then...god I'm such a nerd. I beat the damn game twice. Fable 2...4 times...
Ok well i have to go, gotta help get my mums new bed and drive it back here...Will try and get back on when im back
I have a ps2, a ds lite, a wii, a game boy advance SP, 2 laptops (one XP and one Windows 7, and a computer (XP)
Yes I know that the money grows. I went for the family option at the end (I wanted my dog back) and yes I bought the stupid castle...never saw my husband again...*Laughs* I think the door at him.
Damn, ate not at.
I like killing myself... on GTA San Andreas... but normally it happens because a random pilot, who is most likely high on drugs, crashes into me and blows up...
well i dont have to go...and dragona i have a PS2, Comp (XP FTW!), Older bro has a 360, and younger one has a Wii...
Wait maybe i do have to go... O' woe is me...
I like F1 2009 for the wii, and Need For Speed Nitro, and for 360, my friends, I like Grid, my fave game on ps2 is probably either Star Wars Battlefront, II or GTA San Andreas... and I have Star Wars Battlefront II for the computer as well... which is funny cos you can get mods...
I have a 360, a wii, two ps2's, a game cube, an old school Nintendo thing, and another one that's 'newer', 2 game boy advanced, 2 game boy colours, a windows 7 gaming computer, an older windows computer, a Vista laptop, a window's seven laptop (mine), and a really old computer.
I'm on the XP one at the moment... because my windows 7 one keeps crashing... for no apparant reason...
I HATE Star Wars with a passion. Stupid cousin. Throw that kid out the window I swear...
I don't like Star Wars, it's gay... some random guys with glowsticks... I don't care about the films... I like Star Wars Battlefront and that's it...
But I must admit... blowing Darth Vader up is pretty funny... especially when I do it hehe...
I don't like even the games.
Gomen, but I REALLY have to go to sleep now. It's 4 in the morning.
Buenos Noches!
Blessed be,
Miss Mary
you comment a lot...
Bye... and I'm a loner whoo!
bye mary
am i alone now??
Yey Florence is here!
i was here since 7:04 i just wanted to read all the random comments from when i left...
I was here since 8:45
i was awake since 7:00
Leo's fanfic is amazing...
So was I Florence...
i have to agree with that
Kallista died... I think...
a crow flew into my window and woke me up..now thats four crows flying in my window..
it makes me jump everytime...
I woke up because I did...
did you have breakfast yet??
Yes... I had some shreddies, yey!
i had cheerios!
There's a Cherrious NASCAR... put in Cherios car in on google images...
*cheerios
arent shreddies the ones from that advert were the old ladies are making them and then this old man eats them??
Yes... knitted by Nannas lol...
im making a apple crumble right now and the oven is kinda smoking...is that a good thing???
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/life-of-soldier-on-battlefront-part_23.html
New TLOASOTB...
No... it's probably failed lol...
yes! first comment will be mine!
*sigh*
with my amazing cooking skills i could kill a whole army...
Who are James Poole and Luna Devine on my blog, there following it... and I wonder who they are...
dunno probably random ppl that read your blog but dont comment....
Ah...
Florence... have you read it yet?
i just finished its kinda hard reading when ppl keep talking to you on facebook...
*turns facebook of*
ah peace quiet and no more friend boyfriend trouble...
lol girl power cant get better then that...
Lol...
*starts crying again with clones*
Lolage... MY WORD!
hello dragona you still here???
did i just upset you again??
sorry...
i did make you a clone girlfriend...i even planned you and all your clones a wedding...
*floods the room*
Lol to that...
no no i cant swim...and my clothes are getting wet help help!
*lifts Florence onto a bench and uses magic yorkshire pudding to make her clothes dry again*
*water is up to forhead*
cant breathe....
thank you
Your Welcome lol.
you should make a water park and charge ppl £10 each..
Swimming!! YAY!!!!
or teach ppl how to swim...for £15 lol
*constructs teleporting waterslide, wave machine and a sign*
Sign says: DRAGONA'S WATER WORLD!
or both for however much money you want...
*constructs swimming lessons*
WAVE MACHINE!!!! AWESOME!!! Thx Dragona.
*Goes surfing on the waves*
yay i love slides...
yes !
*starts learning how to swim...*
For my friends... free... it's just tears after all...
*turns clones into water spurters to keep the waterlevel up*
*leaves some clones left for workers*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRFAFAK2afc
AWESOME SONG!
can i make waffles and sell them??
Init Darkane...
Hiya!
Yes Florence... you can be waffle person and the assistant owner...
Hellboy!
Have you got the picture of me yet?
Gotta go to athletics now Bye people.
http://florenceblackblogs.blogspot.com/2010/10/4-ooof-look-london.html#comments
part 4 of my story is up if anyone wants to know..
yes ill try not poison anyone !
awsome im assistant manager!!
Dragona. You should check your blog. I will stay here on this blog, so that you can get back to me once you do.
Yes Hellboy... I read your 'justfied critisism'
hey hellboy
.....
...so? What did you think?
hi Florence. ( i know this is random ) does your German cousin have a Deviant Art?
I read everyone's comments... my fanfic does have a storyline... it's just setting the scene...
....
...maybe 'justified' wasn't the right word...
It's setting the scene so we can get on with the storyline...
...awkward...
Maybe it wasn't...
yes he does but i will have to ask what his name is
I have DeviantART!
k Florence. I like your character's car. Same with you, Dragona.
Yey... Porsches!
yep so do i i just never go on it cause i have nothing to draw...
woooo ferrari!
I think i've been on it once...
HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYY BIRRTHHHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! :D
Hope you have an AWESOME birthday today, and dance around in your cape ^.^
Flaring
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
look its flaring from bebo!
Yes it is Derek's Birthday today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*blows party streamer*
*baloons and party streamers go everywhere*
*hands Derek a massive present*
*puts a cake infront of him*
Blow out the candles!
*gets camera ready*
For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.
Me: :D my guy has a cool car! *trying to fit in*
Dragona: Really? What kind of car is it?
Me: well....
Florence: Come on, tell us.
Me: Well, if you really want to know...
Derek, who jumps in randomly: YES! Now tell us already, you gobble-smacked minion!
Me: Its a ....
Dragona: Huh?
Me: A =====
Florence: WTH?
Me: Its...its..*whispers* a van.
Derek: Oh my Landy, what has gotten into you?!?
Dragona: Your character owns a van? That's just sad...
"Old Lang's Ine"
Oh... that's New Year...
3... 2... 1... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
hehehe funny hellboy
my pictures i are nothing comapred to the ones on deviantart... :(
No, it's a Porsche GT3 RS, 2x, one black and with an orange strike, the other white with a red stripe, check Dragona Pine on my blog for pictures...
yeah...i know what car it is...i even have your bio as a fav. so that i can access it so that Louis can draw it.....
not your car, only that character..
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/09/dragona-pine.html
my art teacher is making me draw pictures for ofsted .. i cant draw under pressure i need help i need ideas i need ppl to see them before my teacher im even drawing in my sleep...i actually am..
Ah... that makes sense...
My character wears a black jacket, sometimes where's a white jacket, either a blue or black t-shirt and jeans...
Normally a black jacket and a white t-shirt though...
i cant finish
*starts crying*
No, not a white t-shirt, blue...
*comforts Florence*
You could draw something which you like... and make it colourful with a background...
So... normally a black jacket, a blue t-shirt and jeans...
*walks off*
*slips on banana peel and faceplants the floor*
Ow...
um...you already said that to....
so, like, louis has already drawn the torso up, and you have a simple t-shirt which will probably be white. So yeah, he knows what you where.
i like a lot of things...
what about a head less horse man???
no no stupid
erm erm
Yey... half of me is alive!
Well that's an improvement...
Hmm... put something in the middle... with a coloured background with black stripes going across it... it would look good if the background was pink...
In art we're doing portraits... cubism... mine is funny... it's got a green face, orange eyes... she said it would be distorted...
i give up
*bangs head aginst key board*
stupid bh gnbn hnhbj bj
stupid t6y7uhuhyj7
stupid hyghgbnjuhyjjyuh7jhj
*translator*
*Florence to English*
Ah...
wait what about the hound of the baskervilles... you have heard that story right?? right??
I'm 6ft 3 and a half tall...
Nope... never heard of it...
dam need more ideas need more ideas....im out of ideas... i give up...
DDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK blooming pilot!
*car crashed into plane and car wreckage on GTA*
Draw me on GTA hehe...
Draw a plane crashed into a car... that's what generally happens to me...
let the inspectors kill me i give up
DON'T GIVE UP FLORENCE!
Where's that never say die spirit Fool?
*gets in helicopter and starts bombing Florence with mars bars*
Now quit yaw Jibber-jabbin get your pencil and put it on the page fool!
ill see what i can do..
DRAW ME ON GTA LOL... full of drama, action and randomness... especially when there's a plane crash into ME!
SHUT UP!
i lost my life motto just a couple of minutes ago i ran out of ideas my room is covered with bits of scrunched up paper and my bin is full of pencils sharpening...i have broken 12 pencils in half and only have 6 left now i think that i have used up four rubbers and nearly all the paper in the house...
i have nothing to loose so i will see...
When you've done take a picture of it and put it on your blog... then everyone can see it...
sorry i dint mean that ts just i have a week left and no ideas
Trying not to break the internet is harder that it looks. Have you seen Retired Extremely Dangerous? Epic movie!
Meanwhile... I'm going on GTA...
Radio: 'It's a nice day for a, white weeeddddinngggg...'
Me: Nice song hehe...
Police Helicopter: Please step out of the vehicle.
Me: No... I'm driving... my car...
*goes across railcrossing*
No trains...
*drives across and a train whacks into the side of me*
Radio: it's a nice day for a...
Me: Aww great my cars on fire!
ABANDON CAR!
*jumps out in mid-air from car which is flipping away*
Me: Get outa the helicopter!
*nicks helicopter*
Hehe...
*crashes it into tank but abandones it before it hits the ground*
Am I a loner?
Great, more US military bases to talk about!
im here!
drawing your action scene...
Echelon is a US Millitary base joined on to the GHHQ building, it monitors all media (phones, internet etc) around the world.
Thor's Hammer is a US military satalite which launches a nuclear warehead under the direction of the president by using something known as 'the football', it can destroy any bomb-proof building and it leaves a 2mile radioactive crater.
Yey Florence!
AWP, or the Advanced Weapons Project is a Bomb-proof building located in the US, it desgins all weapons projects given to the US.
hehehehe I'm at mt dads :] we the chickens mill and corn and collected there eggs :] ...
lucky because it's just started raining :D
now shhh guys I'm not supposed to be on :]
hi nicolette
we fed the chickens mill and corn .... and my dad threw some potato peeling and stuff like that which they seem to like to :/
Area 51 is located in Nevada, it is a millitary base equipped with SAM turrets and a landing strip. It is often related to Aliens, but this has not been confirmed.
I hope people like this information...
Heya :D
Nicolette!
Military bases whoo!
Echelon is a US Millitary base joined on to the GHHQ building, it monitors all media (phones, internet etc) around the world.
Thor's Hammer is a US military satalite which launches a nuclear warehead under the direction of the president by using something known as 'the football', it can destroy any bomb-proof building and it leaves a 2mile radioactive crater.
AWP, or the Advanced Weapons Project is a Bomb-proof building located in the US, it desgins all weapons projects given to the US.
Area 51 is located in Nevada, it is a millitary base equipped with SAM turrets and a landing strip. It is often related to Aliens, but this has not been confirmed.
some of the boys in the school next door say i look like a stripper
...HOW THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER???
Florence... these are the people who took your phone... so I wouldn't listen to them... because they have SERIOUS mental problems.
:D i searched area 51 on google earth...and all it came up with was a clear space of desert...
..look further on and you realise that this clear patch has been copied from another patch, somewhere near it.
At least, that was my theory..
Tell them that hehe... and then say if you take my phone again I'll get my 6ft 3 and a half friend to come and kill you...
alrite, gtg.
I'm playing GTA now.
Except it's Vice City.
And it's been heavily modded.
And it's a burnt copy.
And it crashes like every ten seconds.
So yeah, expect me back real soon...
awsome! ... my dad just blew up all the lights lol
not them they are probably in bed with a broken arm or two...
other boys from year 9 + 10 + 11...and now my friends keep asking if i am really annoying...
Yes HEllboy, Area 51 has been covered up, it has taken a picture of a space of land 2340m west of the position and moved to cover up Area 51.
wait that came out wrong they keep asking me and i find it annoying..
they arent asking me if im annoying...
Florence... you do not look like a stripper, people who say you are are retarded...
thank you at least one person knows
Because I'm nice... Florence, you are very pretty but you do not look like a stripper...
It's because the other boys are retards and need 24 hour care to be able to eat and drink through a tube...
Okay. This is utterly pointless, and you probably won't see this since there are over a thousand comments already, but does/did Skulduggery ever read Detective stories? And if so, would they be the famous, Sherlock Holmes-type stories, or just sort of unknown books he found wandering through a second hand bookstore?
You do realise, sir, that by saying "try not to break the internet, okay?" you immediately and irreversibly ensure that these lunatics WILL? :D
Oy, who are you calling lunatic?
lol thanx for saying im pretty but im not... and some are retarded i have to agree
You are... and I agree with the thing that you agree with which I said originally, confusing right?
i was randomly looking at were yorkshire is and it is 4 hours and 16 minutes away from a area that i live in...
Florence, where has you profile gone?
IT'S DISAPPEARED!
yep confusing..
How was pink day for you?
I didn't go to school for pink day hehe... I was, and still am, ill...
its up now
I just looked up how far away I am from Yorkshire and It came up with 4 hours 16 mins :]
i wore fishnets, a tartan skirt, my boots , a black tshirt with "if you want to die try coming closer" and a jumper....
my day was funny i didnt hit anyone and i just done girly stuff like breaking up with my boyfrined telling my frineds and then getting my frined a baoyfrined...normal stuff you know...then my phone got nicked...and i was called a stripper.. and thats it...
how was your day???
thats how far i am nicolette... you know we might live close by and not know about it....
:O yes yes we could .....
this wont give away much but what are the first 4 didgits of your post code ?
if you don't want to or can't say don't worry :]
I didn't go to school, but I went on GTA.
I HAVE FOUND AREA 51 PEOPLE, GUNNA POST A PIC ON MY BLOG!
my post code??
that wont do much harm any way my post sode is Se9 2jb
lol awsome isnt that were they cut alien life forms that dont exist...i always wanted to go there!
sode??? were did that come from....
whats your nicolette?
flo were an hour and 53 minutes away from each other :]
well thats if we took the car if we walked then it would take a day and 2 hours
lol thats colud be anywere right??
HD9, I don't know the rest of mine lol...
if I came picked you up in the car flo then headed off to yorkshire it would take 6 hours and 7 mins!!! lol
lol then we could go and say hi to dragona and go back home!
oh yh new page
with that info Dragona I know know what town/ city your in and I can tell it would take 3 hours and 54 mins to get there
don't panic O'm a profesional stalker this is just another days work for me .... ;] joking
it takes 15 days and 13 hours to get from Florida to Mexico if you walk :D
lol what a wonderful way to stalk people through google maps :D
i once went to see my street in 3d and theres my brother picking his nose...haha JKS
Try Huddersfield Nicolette, I live NEAR there... about 10miles away, but it's the biggest town in the area... but I liive in the country side hehe...
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/area-51.html
you live in holmfirth Dragona
4 hours 3 miutes....from my house..
How did you work it out?
STALKER!
*hides in corner*
Yey... we live kinda near... kinda...
lol you gave me the first 3 letters of your postcode those are the letters that repredent the town / city the others are the area in the town/ city and the last are the street :]
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