Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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Bye Nicolette!
*folows her and pats on the head*
we weren't laughing AT you we were laughing WITH you..
im back nicollete please add me to your blog please!
bye nicolette! at least i got that sorted
okay i order you all too attack florence with rubber chcickens!
that sounded really mean...
when i said "at least i got that sorted" i ment that she wasnt crying.. not that she went......
/derek mention florence in the next post too!
everyone attack florence with a goat!
*puts on goat suit*
yay !!
we are all technically the mad pople that comment on your blog at day and night :D
evveryone attacking her?
everyones gone.....
part 4 of my story is up!
http://florenceblackblogs.blogspot.com/2010/10/4-ooof-look-london.html#comments
*does triple mbackflip*
nice blog i gtg but put me in it lillivales bio is on my blog
*takes out pocket bazooka and aims at penguin*
one more step pingu.. one more step...
ok byeeeeee
whats the story
in balamory
that you would like to know
whats the story
in balamory
that you would like to know?
baaaaa laaaaaaa moooooooo rryyyyyyy..!
whats the story
in balamory
that you would like to know
whats the story
in balamory
that you would like to know?
*sigh*
.i dont know the rest
*Laughs* Poor Pingu.
Did you read my story Florence...*Gasps* Oh god, I don't think you're in it...Damn...
Hi all.
well i gtg i will be back around 4 to pople who just come on when im gone....
I kone who you are, i know were you live,maybe not this week or next year, but one day i will hunt you down and kill you....
toodool pips
yes i did read your story
Bye Florence.
As soon as I come on she goes off lol...
Did you read my story Dragona?
I haven't had time lol... I've only just come on...
Wait are you from the UK or Australia? If so, Kallista says hi. (She won't be able to say that I didn't say hi to anybody for her.)
I'm in the UK...
Lol your story is random lol...
Yes...yes it is. I try my best.
Lol it's awsome though...
I am starting to think that the overflow blog which I made is going to come in useful...
*starts playing dominos*
im back for another...3 minutes....
*sigh*
typical
http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/2010/10/overflow-one.html
This is the overflow, for use AFTER this blog is full... which it probably will be in a few days...
g2g again ill be back later....
I just created another blog...how do you get people to be team members...?
Ok Florence.
Bye Florence.
The link to the blog is:
http://thelochnessblogmonster.blogspot.com/
I don't know how to get team members... I haven't got any but I have 14 followers on my blog...
I only have 10...:( at least I think I do.
Lol...
Hmmm...*ponders* Story line...story line...
2 of them I don't know... James Poole and Luna Devine, who are they?
If you want inspiration... head over to my blog and read my stories... www.dragonapine.blogspot.com
Mmmmmm............
I feel sick lol... I had a chicken thingy last night and I feel sick... but I am STILL ill... poor me... I need to go to the doctors tomorrow for the results of my 2nd bloodtest, and I need to go for a liver scan soon... poor me... :(
I've gone all goospimpley again, although it's not cold in my house at the moment...
G2g go, bye all.
Derek is it true today's your birthday?? If it is, Happy Birthday!
Bye Dragona. First part of the story of my new blog is up! Please check it out. And how do you allow people to become team members? Lizzy, whenever you sign on, are you willing to help out?
Oh, and, goodnight!
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
THE MASTER OF TE PAGE IS BACK!
Derek remember yoou musty acknowledge me that you will post mentioning me and the oters in your blog i bless my golden gods soul
Master of the hunt, Donkey Shooter
Okay thus I have a new story in my fan fic section Randomness go there its weird and random!!!!
derek please just comment to acknowledge and then post and ill be happy dont make me do this again
because that got annoying
it was good though
so ill continue
hey what do you think of this for a intro to part 2 of Field of Darkness its called Labryninth of Doom also if you want to be in it ill be happy to let you in IM PUTING A (X)where the persons name might go
as (x) woke up and he saw the firee crackling in the centre of the cell the ground was moist not damp enough to wear out the fire everyone else was up except a pack of unidentified people one had (x) some sort of appeaRANCE
and (ill mark appearance as (a)) (a) Darkshire was asleep in the corner outside the cell The Ghoul was in the cell too (x)thought he was a villain maybe not
the fire exploded high and (x) through a ball of fire at it he realised that they were in a cave it was dripping down continuosly like it was raining a stream was running inbetween the 2 lines of cells at the end of the river was a cave which was black as a werewolfs blood
he store over at (x) he/she had scars all over he/she had obviously been tortured for something even though he didnt know he/she's name he felt deep sorrow at the end of the cell was (x) and (x) and (x) throwing (magic will be (m)) (m) at it but it just sent out pulses of blue and dissipated then necros awoke and store angrily he guided his powerd and the celll burst open Darkshire remained asleep they found a group of canoes they jumped in them all and paddled into the darkness...
im going to use it the moment all the (x) can be filled i need you to tell me if you want in if not the labyrninth will be cancelled and i wouldnt mind that but i want to continue so tell me if you wanna be in also please put 1 of my characters in your stroy because is ay so and im the king of the page!
i
wish
to
get
5000!
*throws a rubarb into the room then peers round corner*
coast is clear ....
Hello everyone
Hi all.
oh no nones been on for a good 41 mins :S
Ah...
HAZZA aren't I gifted
what disapointed to see me ?
.... I would be to
Yeh... no sorry...
No I'm not disappointed... just hhappy someone is on...
my d key has gone really weird... and so has my 1 key...
I've been shopping and I got some Bovril!
Whoop BOVRIL!
Hmmm... what shall I have for my birthday in 20- some days?
my sisters a freak
I know...
After what she said, she called me werd!
Whatever werd means...
I think my shoes are inside-out
The right wheels connected to the main hull, the main hulls connected to the turret, the turrets connected to the cannon... lol it's an advert on Quest... yey monk lol...
Eh, how can your shoes be inside out?
there knit shoes so they can be inside out
this is what they look like
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.alltheshoes.co.uk/images/kids_cardy_promo.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blog.alltheshoes.co.uk/2009/10/08/ugg-girls-the-ugg-girls-cardy-knitted-boot/&usg=__WRiKyzwZxyoS3aXzxH_zd9mI0wg=&h=450&w=450&sz=38&hl=en&start=6&zoom=1&tbnid=4-1kxYCHf9N5fM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=110&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dknitted%2Bboots%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4ADRA_enGB392GB392%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D355%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C313&um=1&itbs=1&ei=JQ_ETJnnLpm8jAedqKW5BQ&biw=1003&bih=355&iact=rc&dur=202&oei=Gw_ETLGwLoaK5AaA4sWZCw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:6&tx=54&ty=37
there the black pair
i know what knit shoes are... my sister has some...
there cool and soft :]
I prefer my slippers...
My slippers are a size 12 but yet they fit me when my feet are size 13...
c i told u derek, just cause u made a shorter blog doesnt mean u can shorten our comments....
y didnt u listen.....
oh,and 1 more day 2 go b4 the final exam and i'm still not studyin like crazy...
y is that?....
it's derek's birthday?
well if it is,
happy birthday derek.
jeebus you have big feet mine are only size 5
or mayb belated birthday...
I don't think people know when his birthday is, it was either 2 days ago, yesterday or today... people say different things...
Lol Nicolette... they are quite big... size 13 generally is...
gtg, bye!!!
and 4 the last time:
"WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!"
back sorry had to quickly sort out my baby sister ...
Bye khalida...
Nice new pic Nicolette...
*gives emily the evils*
appears emily has changed my profile pic on facebook and blogger
emily said your welcome
Ah...
im pretty sure she means thanks tho
*starts crying* emilys ditched me for the computer ...
Lol.
sooo you like pickled ham?
OMG! I just typed pickled ham into google and it actually exists!!
eww so does pickle cheesecake ... thats just wrong
Manky...
pickled apples!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD
UUUrrggghhh... Pickled Tomato Cake.
walkers... pickle flavoured crisps
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.belgianfoodonline.com/ccdata/images/smallMain_2_39.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.belgianfoodonline.com/viewcategory.php%3Fgroupid%3D2&usg=__Xcr7SiHwWq1zATpzJRHCsjREx2o=&h=212&w=212&sz=9&hl=en&start=0&zoom=0&tbnid=mBhMlc1d1ZbNRM:&tbnh=106&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpickle%2Bcrisps%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4ADRA_enGB392GB392%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D355%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=150&vpy=116&dur=234&hovh=106&hovw=106&tx=104&ty=47&ei=2BXETNv7DcWe4QbQio26Aw&oei=2BXETNv7DcWe4QbQio26Aw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0
EWWWW
Nicolette, i've had some of them... I got them from Morrisons hehe...
PENUT BUTTER PANDA PUFFS OMG I WANT THESE
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://thriftyliving.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/panda-puffs-and-puffins.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thriftyliving.net/%3Fpaged%3D8&usg=__0bi9ZYRU6gfWE_yCyclGEuU0kBQ=&h=366&w=492&sz=70&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=AM38RXS90rdbgM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=185&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpickle%2Bcrisps%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4ADRA_enGB392GB392%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D355%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C29&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=269&vpy=48&dur=5974&hovh=194&hovw=260&tx=96&ty=114&ei=2BXETNv7DcWe4QbQio26Aw&oei=2BXETNv7DcWe4QbQio26Aw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&biw=1003&bih=355
lol they any good dragona?
pickle jam!! on toast
They're all right... not the best but waaaayyy better than roast chicken flavour...
*shivers*
how did we get onto the subject of pickle products?
*shivers* nice to know I'm not the only normal person who doesn't like roast chicken crisps
I hate them... but I don't know how we got into the subject of pickle products... it just happened...
Hey people!
heya lizzy!!
Hi Lizzy... my slippers are very comfy because I had an epic day yesterday... new slippers, the new Darren Shan book, Birth of a Killer which I am reading at the moment, and there was merlin and harry hills tv burp on, and it didn't get ruined!
what are the chicken crisps you guys where talking about?
uhhh, that's grate Dragona
Me and Nicolette hate roast chicken crisps... and I don't swallow water down... because I am not a grate... but yesterday was GREAT...
*thinks about all the things that I got yesterday*
OMG! I just finished brushing my teeth and I swore I could hear the ocean threw it
I got my cool knitted shoes yesterday
what, was yesterday your b-day?
Ah... that's weird... but I can't hear anything above my toothbrush... I have an electric one which sends music into your head lol...
No... just a randomly good day...my birthday is in 20- some days...
oh, my birthday was last Saturday. i got a good haul
ahaa my b-days ages away
I think mine is in 27 days... well whatever it is to the 20th november... my maths is rubbish but yet I'm in the top set somehow...
well now Lizzys on Dragona wont be a loner if I leave so I'm going to play my xbox ...
ill pop on ocassionally
i like math (mostly because im good at it)
I hate maths, because I'm rubbish at it but I'm in the top set!
I'm in top set for math and got the highest grade in our math test so I'm seen as a nerd in math..........
but then they don't mind because i'm funny so they forgive me for being clever ... most of them
is that like the top of your grade?
I'm off to find me an assasin
byeee!
No one thinks I'm clever, although I am, but I'm not a nerd... like in RE I put:
I do believe that we should be in afganistan because we can't let the terrorists keep blowing things up.
But I did get a 7c for a comic strip in Science and I did get a 7a in english.
Who's leaving?
am I going to be a loner?
Please say not...
sorry, we Americans do things a little differently, so i dont really know how god those grades are. pretty good if you're bragging about them , i guess
I'm not bragging... I'm just saying...
well, im just saying i got an A+ on my math test
Your message hasn't come yet Lizzy... the one you sent me yesterday... I got Sarthacus' but yours hasn't come yet...
odd, i wonder what happened to it
I suppose it has to come from America so...
im off to find an assassin oh yes oh yes oh yes ... lets just hope i don't get shot and die in the game
well, it SHOULD be instantaneous
That's nice... how do you send a friend request because I don't know... Kallista sent me one but I don't know how to send one...
*teleports inside internet*
I see it... it's in jail...
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/area-51.html
A pic off google maps...
ummm, if the person is following your blog then you click on their pic and a box pops up. then you click on the little button that says "add a friend" or something like that. the button is be the "send a message" and "block this user" buttons
yay! Hetalia fanart!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Hetalia&order=9&offset=216#/d2b1xxv
I'm adding everyone who follows my blog hehe...
do you not like Hetalia?
I don't even know what it is...
*stares at dragona* Hetalia is awesome! it is the ONLY badly dubbed Japanese cartoon i will watch look at the fanart on deventart and you'll get an idea of what it is
Is it them people with triangular eyes?
If so I think I know what you mean...
*face palm* nooooo, its the WW1 and WW2 comics. Russia is the best character, but he's always sloshed so... i guess that my fav non-sloshed character is Germany. wait, hold on he's often drunk to,hmmm, tricky
I think I've added everyone on my blog now...
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/area-51.html
i saw that pic, it was really cool!
NEW PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!
I got 3400 comment!
i got new page!
Yesterday was the most eventful day I've had in a long time...
YAY! it's America and hes not eating burgers!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Hetalia&order=9&offset=576&offset=624#/d2mdt20
Lol Lizzy...
i know its not Christmas for a while, but this sums up Hetilia pretty well...
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Hetalia&order=9&offset=600&offset=648#/d2ip95q
DEREKS POSTED AGAIN!
WE SHALL DESTROY THE INTERNET!!!!
hello?
BREAK INTERNET!!!!!!!!!
that would be coooool. I can turn up at school and they ask.
"What did you do at the weekend Ben?"
"Broke the internet..."
any one there?
oh i'm not on my own again am i?
I am aren't I....darn
this blog is great...WHEN THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE ON IT!1!!!!!!!!
Derek...can you remember me....I went to a book sighning for mortal coil... at liverpool and I gave you a bit of a book i wrote... you don't need to tell me how rubbish it is...and please tell me your e-mail addres because i've written a waaaaaay better one and this time no mistakes... it's called "Mutation" You would like it i'm sure...is you eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer tell me your e-mail.
regards.
Ben
but somone plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz log on'/////
oh right then....
Your minions are EVIL! And AWESOME! Cause we broke the blog! Muahahaha! >=D
By the way, we love you :]
And so it was the blog was broken.
Pretty cool.
This post was never broken though.
And I'm not even going to try.
Not me.
So.
Achievement completed.
Hm.
#ChaseForBook9
I have a number in mind.
#ChaseForBook9
And I've almost reached it.
#ChaseForBook9
Unenthusiastic Bingo.
#ChaseForBook9
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