Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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IF IT IS NUMBER COUNT THEN
IM DOOOOOMED!
Banana-rama!
I THINK THIS IS CLOSE TO THE END
I WILL WIN!
CLOSER I AM NOW
I SHALL TAKE MY PRIZE
VERY SOON!
COME ON I WANT THE PRIZE!
PLEASE I WANT IT SO BAD!!!
I thought that it was every 200 comments before a new page... or something.
PLEASE I WANT IT
*PUPPY DOG EYES* PWEASE?
I WANT IT!!!
WELL IF IT IS THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG PAGE
VERY LONG
COME ON!!!!!!!!!
NOW I WANT IT NOW
NOW!!!
LOOK AT MY FAN FIC PLEASE I LOOKED AT YOUR STORY
PLEASE?
Go Tidus!
OH I THINK YOURE RIGHT MARY IT IS ON NUMBER
WHOS TIDUS
IF IT SOME CANADIAN HOCKEY PLAYER I DONT CARE
COME ON I NEED MY PRIZE
PLEASE!
Sure...give me a minute...
FOR ALL THE UK PEEPS
i am dearly sorry for destroying this page you ust subscribe to my blog to destroy it...
NART!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I WANT IT NOW!
ANYONE THERE I NEED HELP FROM OTHER PEEPS TO PUSH ME ALONG BUT IF YOU WIN IT THE...
PURPLE
PIXIES
WILL
COME!
AND COAT YOU IN TOFEE AND FEED YOU TOO ME
YOULL
BE
TASTY!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
BUTABINGA
BUTA BO BUTA BEE
ISNT THAT FROM THE LION KING OK
THE LING OF THE JUNGLE!
IS A KID THAT CANT CATCH A FLY!
AWIMBA WAY AWIBA WAY
AWWWWWWWWWWAYYYYYYYY
THATS FROM IT TOO
MINE I TELL YOU MINE!
Uhhh...
And I HATE sports! No, Tidus is from a video game.
MARY IT MAY BE ON NUMBER BUT IF SO ILL MAKE 200
OF
THESE
TYPE
OF
POSTS!
OH HE IS WELL OK DID YOU READ IT
I
LIKE
TOFFEE!
AND SUBSCRIBE
NOW
OR SOON
AND IF YOU DONT
ILL HAVE
TOFFEE
COME TO ME FIRST POST!
PLEASE MR FIRST POST!
And I like real maple syrup.
PWETTY PWEASE!
*PULLS OUT AK 47*
PWETTY PLEASE WITH BULLETS ON TOP?
SORRY GOLDEN GOD ILL SACRIFICE SOME BOOKS OF OTHER WRITERS TO FORGIVE YOU
SORRY!
This is what they call obsession.
DEREK THIS IS INSANITY
*GETS PURPLE PIXIES TO DANCE ON YOU*
FORGIVE ME!
ACTUALLY ID PREFER YOU FRORGIVE ME THROUGH YOUR BLOG OR ELSE I WONT ACCEOT IT SO FORGIVE ME THROUGHT YOUR NEXT PSOT NOT COMMENT
PLEAS EFORGIVE ME THROUGH A BLOG PLEASE!
ITS NOT OBSESSION ITS LIKE LOOKING FOR A PHONE WHEN YOU LOSE IT
EXCEPT IT WAS STOLEN THIS TIME!
BY MARY HIASHI
I ACCIDENTALY TYPED MARTIN HIASHI ROFL
I MEAN
MARTY HIASHI
Yep, stealing stuff is in my name...
DEAR MR LANDY
YOUR BLOG HAS BEEN BROKEN AGAIN BY ME
I WISH FOR YOU FORGIVENESS THROUGH YOUR NEXT POST
THINK OF THIS AS REVENGE FOR THE WORD VERIFICASTION THING
SADLY I NEED A APOLOGY THROUGH YOUR BLOG NOT A COMMENT
I WANT EVERYONE TO HEAR YOUR APOLOGY
FROM DONKEY SHOOTER
outta caps master derek please comment and say you will apologise through your next post
from donkey shooter
You want him to apoligize??????
lol this is insanity ive been up all night trying to get first post this is insanity
p.s insanity moonshine my techer of insanity thank you for telling me how to do this
form Donkey Shooter
FROM donkey shooter not form
woops
ah mary post and also did you read my blog
from donkey shooter
if it IS the number count is you wont be able to see the bar byt the time we finish
from donkey shooter
ahh paris what a great place to be
someone is doing something upstairs
please dont be what i think it is
from donkey shooter
mary oh mary quite contrary where are you
FROM THE HUNTER O DONKEYS DONKEY SHOOTER
MARY WHERE ARE YOU READY OR NOT HERE I COME
FROM DONKEY SHOOTER
COME ON POST!
PLEASE?
ALSO DEREK LANDY ACKNOWLEDGE THROUGH COMMENT FORGIVE THROUGH POST!
MARRRRRRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE ARE YOU?!
COME OUT!
My internet sucks...:(
Anyway no I haven't I have to get to your profile without going there on this tab.
I JUST REALISED I GOT 300OTH POST YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO ME!
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
OOH YER
IM THE BEST AWESOME!
MARY JUST GO ON MY PROFLE ON THIS TAB TEN PRESS THE BACK BUTTON TWICE
from me
what type of internet you on?
from me
ill get 3100
That always screws up my pages.
with my purple pixies
and
they
A crappy internet. Some random one.
will
make a giant candy macchine and will dip
the
world
yay 3100th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
100 mor mary and ill rule the world quite literally!
Oh golden god please do pologise through a post
*sends out a one eyed one humped one winged purple people eater and a guy with purple paint*
*guy with ourple paint paints golden god*
*purple people eater eats derek*
ill do it again if ypu dont post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure you will. I read you're blog...posts or whatever they're called. Nice work. Not as random as my story or as amazing as my artwork per se, but good job. *Laughs* Ashtoreths breath I'm concieted.
Dereks house
he sits drinking tea solemnly on his couch he heres a bunch of bangs from his computer he runs there and finds...
A bunch of purple pixies and donkey shooter wearing donkey skinned clothes
"i shall make you post"
the pixies swarm him and enter his mouth and control his body little did donkey know he was about to have a allergic reaction
derek threw up and te pixies drowned in the spew.
Donkey shooter hen throws a temper tantrum
"YOU IMBECILE THOSE WERE THE BEST AT SUPPLYING CANDY!"
he sends out more pixies and a one eyed one humped purple people eater which breathes purple flame and likes toffee he makes his pixie dunk him in toffee and the purple people eater devours him whole the purple people eater has a allergic reaction too derek and throws him up derek does some krav maga moves only to be stopped by pixies he sends out a derek eater which eats him but is allergic to dereks hair
Donkey shooter screams out ppixies which blow the roof off which flies ver far away
Eoin Colfers house
Eoin was busy writing a new Artemis Fowl book then bang his roof fell in but to be replaced by the Derek landys and is computer was smashed up
"DONKEY SHOOTER!" yells derek and eoin at the same time
"WOOPS!" says donkey shooter and flys away on a retarted dwarf
THE END
random huh?
did you subscribe and hows thAT FOR RANDOM HUH IM POSTING THAT ON MY FAN FIC
Mine's more random... and now you're practically copying my genius. I know, I'm so good that you want to be like me. (What the heck is she talking about???)
UST POSTED IT THE RANDOMNESS IS UP!
IM NOT IM JUST COUNTERING WITH PUIROKE OIXIES AND RETARTED FLYING DWARVES
Mine is still more random.
PURPLE PIXIES WOOPS
IS NOT
IS NOT TIMES A MILLION MORE THEN WHATEVER YOU SAY
Is too. *Childishly sticks out her tongue*
Is too. Black ball beats all, no erasies times infinity. And I call dibs on the randomness.
Ha, I win!
THE RANDOMNESS 2 RETURN OF THE RANDOMNESS
Derek and eoin talk in a cafe chatting about the randomness of last night the door then locked and they were sucked into a portal of apples
when tey arrived they were greeted by a apple king
"Welcome to fruit land! we live in peace and prosperity but are at war with the potatos so we shall great you with dead potatos as a banquet!"
after eating potatos ith eyes he chatted with the king and the king announced a dance the apples started dancing around like crazy then one started rappiung
"WERE THE APPLE THE KING OF THE PACK
AYO!
WERE THE APPLES BEST OF EM ALL!
AYO!
WERE THE APPLES IN RED GREEN OR GOLD!
AYO!
WERE THE APP-"
this rapper was interupted by potatos marching through with a giant fruit peeler
"SURRENDER OR WE WILL KILL THE KING!"
THEY PUT THE KING UNDER THE FRUIT PEELER AND HE GASPED EOIN AND DEREK FAINTED FROM SUCH RANDOMNESS
A PIXIE PICKED THEM UP AND THREW THEM IN THE TOFFEE PITS
donkey shooter picked up eoin and derek and ate them pooed them out and they woke up as poos
they then ate all the potatoes apples and other inhabitants of fruit land
THE NEXT DAY
derek went to the toiletwhen he finished he was pulled into his toilet by bits of poo and dragged too poo land
too be continued...
mwhos more random now huh?
HE HE HE RANDOMNESS IS PREVAILING!
MY RANDOMNESS THAT IS!
EATS PURPLE HAM AND THEN SAM I AM COMES UP AND SAYS
"EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM THERE BETTER!"
"OHH YOU LITTLE ALBINO TWER WITH GREEN HAIR ILL GET YOU"
*STARTS WILD GOOSE CHASE WITH SAM I AM*
*LOOKS UNDER THE TRAIN*
HES NOT THERE
ILLM GET YOU SAM I AM!
"MR FOX DO YOU KNOW WHER EHE IS?"
"NO I DONT!"
meh well anyway mary you there
mary?
a
r
y
you
there?
please
now
ok
now
back
to
asking
for
a apology
i mean a forgiveness from derek
dear mr landy
please i wish for your fdorgiveness through your next blog post also maybe you could mention other people on it too
im so sorry please forgive through it please please pleasse please please please please please please please please please please please please
from donkey shooter
on
mary
MARY!!!
COME ON ANYONE THERE!
MARY!
COME ON!
ANYONE?
Hey! Sorry, I had to do a few things.
*SMUSHES FACE AGAINST EVERY POSTERS SCREEN*
COME ON!
OH GOOD BACK
mis eme you wont steal the next page as it is 50 posts away
promise me i mean
Yep. See you go insane without me. I'm amazing I know.
i got 3150 yay!
well i dont want to talk to myself again i wish someone else was here when 3 people chat we come up with some crazy idea
last time was the petition
Wouldn't that just be a hoot and a half if I did take it? *Sighs* That'd make my day...
of
course it wasnt that crazy
if you take it...
how long till you get mort coil
?
If I take it what?
Oh god, when did we get so many?!
Well, alright. I hope you are doing well, Mr. Landy.
mortal
Uhhh...tomorrow hopefully.
coil
oh good you want spoilers?
I like pickled ham
Say any spoilers and I'll kick you in the shins.
because ill give you
wtf nicollete!
Hey Nicolette!
Where do you live again?
okay now we got 3 people hey nicollete what up
in a small yet comfy goose cage in the south on england
we getting closer by the way i get the next page so dnt post the 3201st comment
wtf you need ome help nicollete its strange that you live ina gooses cage
I think south ... is south the one that goes down .....
hmmm i think north is up because it goes never eat snakes weetos
we
need
You know what we should do. We should create a group story. On a different blog of course. But...one person starts it, and another person continues on another post. Whoever comments first (and it can't be the same person) gets to write the next chapter. See where the story goes...
a
good idea Mary
i thought thta one time i think it would be good but mary you have to start it and mention me!
Alright. Nicolette, Kallista says hi.
we need a nut craacker
and nicollete okay and you have to start the story too
HI KALLISTA *waves to thin air* where are you
How would you let other people join the blog...I don't understand that...But sure I'd be willing to start it.
and why nicollete?
ding dang pong *sits*
I'll go make the blog.
im sure lizzy knows that ask her she owns bio-rama and thats a co-op blog
okay please dont post from now!
i
what do you mean why me donkey .... is it because you wanted to be a camel?
w
no just dont post i need the page!
o
I know...I just have to find her.
*Sends out a team of dogs and soldiers*
"Let us march!"
yes!!
cbdja
i am the king!!!!!!!!
muahaha!
Damn!
i am the king of the page!
mary i have overthrown you i am the king suck it kallista suk it amry and sarthacus!
mary not amry
now mary make that blog!
You have issues. Nicolette, have you read my story yet? It's...random if nothing else.
wwop new page *does the time warp and accidently warps back to dinosaur times* now I see why the call it the time warp
*realisation hits her* NO NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR BOOK TO COME FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS MILLIONS OF YEARS ... billions???
but if I can master the time warp mabey I can warp to its release date :] *gets tranpled by a dinosaur them rubbed off against a tree like a peice of chewing gum*
never mind
i am the awesomest!
as the owner of the page derek you must post and mention me mary kallista nicollete necros and all the others!
Yes I did It was HILARIOUS It made me chucle sooooooo much
*snaps into the 20's outfit she had on in Mary's blog * hmmm seemed prettier when I read it *snaps back to normal*
florence post all you like i am the king of the page!!
Hey Florence! Where do you live?
the king will brb nicollete will be my replacement!
heya flo ....
do excuse me I'm in a really random mood and in a lot of pain because a dinosaur squished me then scraped me across a tree
Im a replacment king!!!! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I order all of you to wear bunny costumes NOW!
Oh thank goodness you liked it. It's just...I only got one comment on my blog...anyways...
okay back nicollete is fired!
i order yoyu all to wear chicken costumes now!
ahhhh at least i got one order in there
mary i live in a house :D
yippee!!!!!
*does the macorina but say macoroni and turns into macoroni*
woops!
But where... Hmmmm... If you're from the UK or Australia, Kallista says hi.
*panics because she can't find a chicken costume*
*teleports to her goose cage and grabs squrtable cheese from her pillow*
*squirts al over herself then covers in oose feathers*
*teleports back*
i destroyed the order hmm who shall be my replacement king....
1.mary
2.nicollete
3.florence
4. whoever posts next that isnt on the list etc etc
um i want nicollete in order while i look at her blog but the chicken costume order stays in place!
Awesome...
I just need a name for the blog...
im from, here we go again....
russia moved to
germany moved to
france moved to
poland moved to
LONDON!
WE ARE THE LONDONERS!!!
It's finest right. Like if you're saying that I have the finest wine...yeah that sounds right.
I'm in charge again!!!
I order everyone to do the chicken dance whilst eating fried chicken
*chucks everyone beef jerky*
lol
*Laughs*
im colouring in a white pencil with a black feltip....
*stumbles back surprised at everyone laughing at her*
*runs to her goose cage and cries*
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