Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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I was on fanfiction.net. And it has the summaries. *Shudders again*
EVERYONE.
There was GrimmxIchi, HitsuxIchi, IsshixIchi... Ichigo sure is popular...but *shudders a third time* I don't need that. I really don't.
Oh, that's...Shuhei. I think. He amuses me so.
I meant Shuihei for the pink coat guy. Rukia's brother is Byakuya Kuchiki. And no it isn't wierd Kallista...I don't think...
Hat'n'Clogs? That's Kisuke Urahara.
I wish Hatter existed...and Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy 7. I like him.
Kisuke's not exactly honourable...he's...sneaky and slightly underhanded, has no problem with using you but hey, it's hard not to love the guy.
...Vincent...He's the bees knees...
Uryuu Ishida? And Ichigo is pretty well my favourite character in Bleach.
You'd be ten billion shades of insane to not want to be rescued by him.
I have never heard of those, are they anime and manga or just like, manga or something.
Ah...I've only seen the anime of Fullmetal Alchemist and Death Note. I read and watch both Naruto and Bleach.
I got sucked into anime...I think by both Fullmetal Alchemist and Death Note. It was late at night and I the FMA movie was on. I didn't quite understand it because I hadn't seen the series...mmmm...
Life was simpler then...
Mmm...Naruto is a great anime/manga. It tugs your heart strings a lot...although it did have that 100 episodes of filler thing...
I've hear of that. Although I've never seen it.
I know one. It's animefreak.com.
Animefreak has both manga and anime for like, everything.
Okay this video will only take up about a minute of your time. It's for the Naruto Shippudden movie. Here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBpsFcbXAi8
Yes, I've heard of it, and again no, I haven't seen it. It's done by Funimation right?
S'alright. That movie was epicness at its best.
I find it wierd how I can remember just about every story I have ever read...and I've read A LOT!
What Masashi Kishimoto, or the anime writers. Oh and the remembering thing also goes for movies, t.v. shows, and games.
But I have trouble remembering my own name, who my mother is, and what the heck I'm doing half the time.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one.
Bye Kallista! Hope to see you too.
I suspect Kallista.
I suspect.
I was busy listening to some music...
*Says sarcastically*
Nope, not at all. You shall never be forgiven.
Oh...I don't think he'd hate you.
Ummm...That'd be a hell of a site to see. But then I'd have to go through the whole process of getting married. And my dad wouldn't be too pleased...ya...awkward...
Ya, dad wouldn't be too pleased.
Me: Hey dad I'm off to get married. Goodbye.
Dad: What?! How old is he.
Me: Ummm...around 80, give or take a few years.
And that's how you make your father's jaw fall off.
I don't even want to date anyone let alone marry anyone. Do you know how much work that is. You have to...spend time...with...with people. Gah! The horrors!
Yep! He looks 20.
Kallista?
Oh... well hello again!
It feels like something is walking on my hand...
Nah, just...tingly-ish. I guess. I have that with the top of my feet. I have a sometimes twitchy eye, and a horrible tendency to have a spasm of sorts. My head starts twitching...if that makes sense.
AH! My rib or whatever just moved again. God I hate that.
A nervous disorder?
...And now my side/chestish area hurts. Phooey.
About what?
Kallista dissappeared again.
Eh, not really. I told them that I have a shifty rib or whatever it is, and I sometimes complain about stuff, but as I've said, I'm usually not really listened to much.
...School Nurse...Do we even have one?... I don't care too much anyways.
It's slightly annoying but hey, I just suck it up.
I'm here...sorry.
Gumballs?
Okay what say you to this? I tried to explain it as best as I could. What's your deduction:
This happened during math class (5th period)...
I was paying attention to the lesson (we always had a short lesson at the beginning of class) when my sight slowly started to... go. It was like parts of my vision were horribly blurred. My head kind of fogged up, I guess you could say. Then my heart started beating really fast. And it HURT. I was crying but I couldn't really feel it. I only knew because the girl beside me asked what was wrong. I tried to, clearly, tell her what was wrong but talking was a little difficult. I had that weepy sound but I also sounded kind of weak. My heart returned to normal but I became obscenely cold. And I SHIVERED! You don't even know. That shivering brought on the colossal headache. I stopped shivering and my heart started again with the fast beating. And it stopped; bringing on the coldness once more. This happened for a third time and the final. The coldness and shivering stayed for awhile before my headache and weakness replaced it. My hands shook and my legs weren't quite strong enough for me to stand on. I was also immensely thirsty. My headache knocked out all ability for me to think properly and I was spouting nonsense. The headache lasted until 6th period the next day.
The only other incident, slightly like this, was when my peripheral vision was completely knocked out by black rings. I couldn't see my desk and I walked straight into it. :(
No, I'm not getting sleepy. But I would like some ice cream...I think...
'Kay.
Mmmmmm...candy. And Soya nuggets for all!!
*Starts playing DDR on expert* (I actually can you know)
*Stops playing DDR and begins singing The Call by Regina Spektor*
*Finishes and begins to play Comptine D'un Autre Ete Midi L'Apres on the grand piano that appeared out of nowhere*
I don't feel like going downstairs...I don't panic...and I don't like to bother...
I know you did Kallista.
I won an award once and I didn't know what it was for...I think it was for history. The only reason I won it was because of the other award...
Thanks for your concern Kallista.
Sorry...computer's slow. If you don't get the chance and I have the good fortune, would you like me to say high to them for you?
I'm smart...hi not 'high'.
Ya, at like 3-4 in the morning...This'll be interesting.
Okay Kallista, I'll feel 'honoured'. What does that feel like anyway?
Okay then...owww.....
You're not being a pain, my side is...good god that's uncomfortable...
Don't worry, I'm used to it...
Dang it...ummmmm...
Who doesn't love the Aussies and the...UK...ians.
Or something like that.
*queitly tries to get 2900*
Bye! I'll try and say hi for you...and myself for that matter.
I'm proud of myself...
I'll say hi and I'll send half of my fun had to you. Okay?
Bye!
*Starts whistling.* Time to wait...
Yipppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUND THE LAPTOP!
Mary you there?
Hello?
Well Hello myself how are you doing
quite nice you?
I'm you so id be quite nice too
Well Then id be stumped if youre me then were am i?
Well you and i are in Paris france...
OK then were where you born ey?
Australia hmmm?
Favorite book?
Sorry...hello. Stupid internet...being all slow like...
Skullduggery pleasant an dthe inheritance books
oh yay myself was getting boring
I dont believe ive properly introduced myself ever to you mary
I am donkey shooter sorr
And for future references the boar is my dad
oh post mary im going crazy paris is really dark boring at night!
back to me...*sigh*
Were where we ay?
Well okay hmm
Are you a stalker?
...Internet. Keeps. Failing me. And yeah we've met. You weren't very kind...but I don't hold a grudge so...
I am ot a stalker
i wasn't well sorry my life is kinda a wreck sorry
Gah! Not 'don't' 'can't'. Such improper grammer.
anyway im really bored reason why om posting to myself
Ahh...wait, you're Australian?
I'm stupid self no om!
yes
I'm in france though stupid boar
i believe i told you about the boar thing didnt i?
Then in that case, Kallista says hi. I promised her I'd day hello to all the Australians and UK...ians for her.
If not its my dad
And dont ask why
Boar thing?
oh ok
tell her hello too
My dad
Long story about a 13 year story
Oh, right...I do remember you saying that...surprisingly.
Were are you from anyway?
Canada.
Lol iif you wnat to know what the boar thing is about ill tell you now if you want.
O canada nice hows it there?
Sure, why not.
as in temp
okay her eis that stupid story again...
It's...getting cold...:(
I think its raining actually...
Why must the winter approach?
when i was born about a year after my dad went out for a smoke...
for 13 years
as the eldest i had to take care of my moms various other kids which we have a large family by the way
anyway i hate my dad i dont call him dad hes jus a boar i boar is like a pig but worse therefore he is like a pig but worse
im glad im not in aus right nows its spring nere racing carny
and its getting hot when i get home me and my friends are definetly going back there
Racing carnival by the way we were the youngest punters there we looked fuinny in suits.
I know what a boar is...and...ummm...okay.
I still remmeber me screaming...
GO SHOCKING!!!!
It's spring in Australia?
sorry it just seems last year was better then this year
YEP october it think im heading back after italy i think which we will go for a week
Have you read my...odd...story.
Hmm
Im looking up the horses now
I put a bet on So you think for the Cox plate so i better check if he won.
i will after i see if so you think won
Okay then...
*Still wierded out*
"How is it spring... In october!!!"
Weird what is wrong with you...
And i earned 50 dollers yipee
That story is weird!
I'M IN SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE@
DECEMBER JANUARY AND FEBUARY ARE SUMMER!
*SIGH*
weeeeeee
im a purple pixie!
Yes that story is. Congrates on the money...But it's fall!!!
*jumps on mary and bugs her continuosly*
no it isnt!
P
R
P
I know it's not wierd for you, but for me it is.
L
E
Pixie
dang the insanity came over me!
it is spring end of story!
oh and when we first met how was i rude to you?
ello you there?
*breaks into mary's house*
ello?
September, October, November is fall.
December, January, February is winter.
March, April, May is Spring.
And June, July, and August is Summer.
purple pixie's!
your winter is my summer your summe ris my winter your autumn/fall is my spring
etc etc
You said something about killing me...I think. Or some such thing...And then ranted about it for a few posts.
I'm a little teapot short and stout here is my andle and here is my spout
whats the rest of the song?
i did iim pretty sure i wouldnt of done that
Or comments, whatever you want to call them.
well i am very dearly sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
im still sorry :)
sorry about spam post ;)
well if i did say id kill you then what did you say to me?
I forgive you.
I want to put a smiley face too. ;)
"Really?"
"YEP!"
what did i say?
telllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
maryyyyyyyyyyyyy
please mary please
please
please
please please
please
anothere smiley face spam think ok
x(
I said...something along the lines of "such foolishness..." or something equally odd. Then I left it at that pretty much.
thats a dead cyclops!
well i think at one point of my anger at my father i said id kill someone
and then i might of said that id kill you because you were the latest poster
sorry anyway
ooh ive got 1
:D
Again, I forgive you.
and this isnt a smiley but
<3
curse!!!!!
you fool you wrecked my plan i was going to get first post!
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhh! First comment on a new page. I feel so special. What now Kallista? *Laughs*
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
one day it will be mine!
Kallista stole it from me last time.
curse you for alll eternity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and infinity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
may your soul be cursed forever!
well you stole it form me you meanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*hires tesseract*
That doesn't sound like fun. :( I don't want to be cursed...
hes coming....
muahahaha!
Who's Tesseract?
roflshidmhtaidmt
rolling on the floor laughing so hard i drop my mexican hat thingy and i drop my taco
thats how mexicans say rofl!
wait have you read mortal coil?
because hes from that
hes a bad guy!
as you can see im trying to fill this page so i get first page!
yay me!
first post not first page
damn i need to spell better
No, I haven't read Mortal Coil yet. It comes out tomorrow.
i want first post!
go for me!!!
Dear mr landy,
my friend says you are a cool cat...she is very wierd.
I think I mispelled that...
oh well.
I was wondering when are you going to come to Canada? Yousee there is a small group of Skuldugggery Pleasant fan club, just im my school, but Im sure that there are more people in Canada so when will you tour here?
Sorry for breaking the blog. Will your computer explode if we break the limit again.
Its not as cold in Canada as some people think you know... okay so its cold in the winter but other then that we have pretty nice weather...
My other (who is siting on the other side of me watching me write) friend Nocturne says hi. My other friend (Who is sitting on the other side of me (You know the one that said you are a cool cat) Crystal Pine says "Im not a stalker... he stalks me." I'm not sure who shes talking about. We are part of the fan club. She also says "I love you" She honesly scares me.
So when are you coming to Canada? I really want you to come here. Nocturne says "Hail Derek Landy, The Golden God"
I write my own storys, Im the 13 yearold author you never wrote back to on the email...Im mad at you...
So come to canada and you will be forgiven. COME TO CANADA!!!! Sorry *Smooths down hair* Im sorry.
Dear derek landy please accept my apologys for this spamming
blame mary for it she took first post off me!
meanie!
Okay then...
House mouse i believe we set up a petition earlier for that.
mary if you thnk im not bein sarcastic then
i am being sarcastic
i must prevail!!!!
and i shall!
Yes Derek, COME TO CANADA!!!!!!!
And Housemouse is right...it's not that cold... except for winter. Winter's cold.
if someone else takes my prize then i shall get lord vile and my purple pixie's to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the pixies have lollipops :)
Come to aus but in 1 week and not in 2 weeks racing carny just come soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or my purple pixies shall return!
im getting closer!
purple pixies!
Look at the petition. Look at it!!!!!!
Donkey shooter, isn't it on a number count?
i will prevail
oh wait i already did that dang!
close i am getting!
and mary no not on number theres a limit to the size of a page i think
I WILL WIN!
AND IF YOU WISH TO STOP SAYING DONKEY SHOOTER SAY
DS!
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