Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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«Oldest ‹Older 2001 – 2200 of 3008 Newer› Newest»Dragona, at the moment I'm sending:
Squiggles.
Post what I'm BL***Y SATING!
It does make sense...
ok exept for one person...
Then you're not telepathic.
Unless... Flo, send me an e-mail telling me what you're thinking at the momnent, Dragona try and find out...
Now!
Sarthacus... you haven't sent one... but if you've wrote it down then being phycic doesn't work like that...
i know what you are thinking sarthacus so no..just no
What am I thinking?
well i know what lizzy thought.. she started typing soul mates with a little heart afterwards.. annoying
I cannot recieve your 'telepathic' message sarthacus because one hasn't been sent... because I can only deliver them, I think, I'm not even sure about that in which case, Florence dreamt it all by herself...
Sarthacus, being phycic doesn't work like that...
yep so theres telephatic stuff....
Yeah, once again, I get left out of all the fun.
Bye, all.
I cannot read what you are thinking Sarthacus, but I can give a good guess...
It's either about squiggles or me and Flo, isn't it?
Bye Sarthacus...
byeeeeeeeee
he probably thinks that you send out random telephatic messeges and i pick them up because of some weird thing called "mind link" apparently every single person in the world has one its simular to soul mates....
And then there were 2...
2?
I didn't send out RANDOM telepathic messages... it just seemed to work...
Because there's no one else on...
ahhhhhhhh
It's not my fault that my telepathic message WORKED lol...
its not my fault that i have weird dreams that come true...other wise i wouldnt have told you...
Come true?
yep every single one exept for the really really really random ones with flying bananas.. thats just means i ate to much cheese before bed..
Kallista, I wouldn't call THAT interesting... but my dreams always come true...
kallista you're back!
Mine are either THE future or my minds representation of them... both which come true either in the far future, all the near...
I get left out of the fun at school, at scouts, at home, and now, worst of all, on this blog.
My life is wasted.
I'm better off making a massive ice b=cube, tying myself to the ceiling, and melting the cube so that I will be hanged. That's all I'm worth.
Bye.
*gives kallisa an apple*
EAT !
If its the far... normally in the next year... if it's near... the next days...
when i go over the dream i cant find any flying bananas or other flying fruit...
GET KALLISTA DRUNK OF CIDER!
kallista not you too theres nothing between me and dragona... right?
Why do I keep saying bye?
I dunno, but I'm Gollum.
Literally.
I'll probably be tortured by the orcs next.
right?
....or am i wrong again??
My lie is wasted. WASTED.
Wasted.
*does the hula with kallista*
I don't know...
Too late, they've just cut off my legs.
Flo, yo udidn't answer my question, what am I thinking!!??
Lol...
Sarthacus, we are not mind readers...
i didnt cause i dont want to...im not physic.. well i dont think i am anyway..
Phycic and not a mind reader...
Dosen't make any sense.
*sends 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 clones of myself to help Sarthacus*
*sighs*
sarthacus you are doing my head in...
KAllista, new post.
kallista write more ff....
Being phycic is READING the future... not READING minds... I don't think I have enough experiance to direct the future AT people...
brb im gonna take my anger out on drums...
Fair enough Florence... I'm going to take my anger out on my sister lol...
Not really...
Not really but ah well...
Brb, gtp...
oh no not because of that, thats just confusing...
its cause when the boys from te school next door took my sim card out of my phone.. i just relised when i couldnt phone my frined...
waldo??
i already did yesterday...with the help of my base ball bat...they gave back the phone but not the sim card...
GIVE THEM HELL AND ILL INVADE THEIR MINDS AND GIVE THEM NIGHTMARES ABOUT ZOMBIES FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES...
I hope I haven't done that to you Florence...
Dragona, you seem very protective over Flo...
this is some random joke you might have heard it before...
a farmer sends his son to america to make him clever.
3 years later the son comes back and the farmer is like "what did you learn???!
The son answers "did you know they have the same moon in america?"
If I have, I mean no harm!
I was only trying to say sorry lol...
sarthacus dont go to far...
Lol Florence... I've heard it...
So yo ucan go into peoples minds, yet yo ucan't send a message to me.
Thanks.
invading dreams and reading minds are two completley different things....
you should ask the blog-people about an extra-high comment limit for extra-famous authors, derek ;) of course we're all insane - we're reading books about a living skeleton - but the fact to bear in mind is, we're not alone. as can be seen from the 5000 comments :)
No Sarthacus, I don't know I can send Telepathic messages, it might be a fluke that it happened to Florence... but Florence might have dreampt it all by herself... I don't know...
there you go sarthacus its technically all my fault.. :D
Actually they're not, your dreams are in your minds, give somebody a dream, they've just got a load of messages inside thier mind, every dream has some sound, and you can daydream.
A dream and a telepathic message is exactly the same.
Invading dreams and telepathic messages are completely the opposite Sarthacus... invading dreams happens when your asleep, telepathic messages can be heard when your awake. But the two may become crossed which is the link I can think of...
i just relised that the 5000 comment was because of us....
There's a random couple of people who post but yeh, basically because of us lol...
hi im back! and still evil!
And it's because of Derek for being so popular and having such insane minions, but mostly because of us...
lizzy its not what you think....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN DEREK, I HOPED YOU LIKE YOUR CELEBRATION THAT I GAVE YOU!
yep i have to agree to thats :D
whats not what i think?
What's not what lizzy thinks?
i sounded like those weird shouty people from eastenders
"GET OUTTA MY PUB" lol
When's Derek's birthday?
TODAY!
slaps herself and i have to explain everything over and over again...
Happy birthday derek but you still didnt wish me happy birthday...
Poor you Florence... but at least it has BEEN your birthday...
You people confuse me greatly
well its your birthday soon....what are you gonna get???
We generally do...
hi darkane.... i dont want this spreading anymore lizzy be quiet...
I don't know, a bike and some dungbells so far... I don't know...
Hey Flo
I've gotta go now, BYE!
hey, im not saying anything
what you been up to darkane??
a well bye darkane...
bye gtg! see ya soon
byeee Flo!
Happy birthday Derek!
Anything I can do for you, I'll do it!
*GIves Derek £100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.99
Bye Florence...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD LANDY! im not going to give you money
All together now!
Happy Birthday to you...
I didn't know Derek kept pictures of Freddy, Jason etc. on his bedroom wall!
Well... this has been the most eventful day in a long time...
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to Derek!
Happy birthday tooooo yyoouuuuuuuu!!!!!
*Gets Skulduggery Pleasant birthday cake*
Hip, hip Horray!
HIP HIP, HORRAY.
HIP HIP, HORRAY!!!
Brb, dinner.
*comes boncing into the room singing crazy frog*
*blows random party streamer*
*lets of loads of party-poppers*
Hi Nicolette!
OOOOOOOOO i'm so full...
Hello :D *pulls out a bazooka* :D
Don't shoot me with that Nicolette... whatever you do... I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
*fires bazooka and it shoots glitter baloons streamers and confetti across the room*
*fires at everyone and they dressed in a party hat a blower and a party popper*
now music *flings her cd player across the room and it lands in the cushion corner :D
Hello Derek!!
I've read it's your birthday today. So:
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GOLDEN GOD!!!
I've to be off - still a lot of work to do.
Greetings to all others, too.
Hello!
I'm only going to on for a minute (I'm half asleep) but yeah...
I just have to say; awww... Sorry Florence, Dragona, but I had to say SOMETHING.
This is a little late but I weigh 160(lbs). Considering my bone size...and how...uh...chesty...I am, I'm doing pretty good. In the last year though, I lost 20(lbs). Hooray for me!
And nothing at McDonalds is good. Not even their salad.
jeez its not a poper bazooka
*fires what she thinks is birthday cake at the table but it birsts into flames*
*looks at ammon*
ok that was proper ammo but theres no more in there
AH...
If you think about it, we're blog Veterans... wait till more people come on and then start the party!
Hey Kallista!
I got about seven hours, which is good for me at least. I usually only get 5-6 on school nights.
hehehe no party is a party with out me
*fires refreshments a new table and then blasts marshmellow around the table on fire*
WE have our own fire for toasted marshmellows
*fires what she thinks is a giant ball of jelly at the corner and it turns out to be smirfs*
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Messa is back
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
LETS BOOGIE!!!
*starts doing the macerana*
*runs round bomb fire and jacket catches ib fire*
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SMIRFS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
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!KEREDYADHTRIBYPPAH
And now I'm going AGAIN!!!!
Talk to you all later,
I miss the party NOOOOOO
*gets 10000000000000000000000000000000 ninja goldfish and 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 clones of myself doing the macerana in a long line*
*does Irish Dancing in a long line at the same time*
EVERYONE DO IRISH DANCING!
Brb... need to wash up... clones and goldfish, carry on!
*one me joins in with the billions on ninga fish and dragona doing maccaroni untill the smifts change it to the hokey cokey and i go over to stab them*
*kills all smifrs changes music back then goes to bang her head on the wall with kallista for no reason*
:O everyones gone ... I think I'll celebrate Dereks birthday by playing on my xbox 360
Keilidh dancing!!!
*Puts on "Dashing WHite Seargent*
Aaaand...
1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4...
Woohoo!
Batman Arkham Alylum demo!
oh its the borning krogan mission :/
Back,..
I AM BACK!
Bye all I'm playing xbox
Today had been a good day today... I've got some new slippers with a cartoony picture of Mr T on it which says Crazy Fool, and the new Darren Shan book, Birth of a Killer!
How amazing this day is... oh and Merlin and Harry Hills TV Burp, how can this day get any better?
Bye Nicolette...
Kallista, not what I meant...
Mmm...
Wow...
I wasn't mad in the first place... not my style... I don't really show emotion... mainly because I'm 3% normal and 97% Metal...
Lol...
Seriously... I hardly ever show emotion... I'm really calm and do not get annoyed...
Put it this way, someone asked if I was a robot on tuesday...
Meh.
I found another song I listen to when I'm depressed.
Shattered -- Trading Yesterday
I don't get depressed... I rarely have emotions...
So maybe that's why people are scared of me... A 6ft 3 and a half tall person who can lift 8 stone with one hand, trained in self defence, who could take you out and you wouldn't know anything, feels no pain and hardly shows emotion... maybe that's why...
I can lift most people I come across up with one hand... and 72 killograms with both on a machine in the fitness room at school...
Bye Kallista!
What's cool?
Ah well...
Bye Kallista :S...
And now I'm a loner... great...
*sits in corner and rocks backwards and forwards twiddling thumbs*
*comes tumbiling into room shuts doors quickly and shots come threw shooting her in the arm*
AHHHH QUICK THERE COMING
I do hope someone will be one soon...
Yey, Nicolette!
oh no the reapers have attacked horizon!!
*throws a grenade out of the door*
*huge explosion* *peers out door* there gone
*sits down and finds something to rap arm with*
*Turns into Mr. Torture*
Blahahahahaha!!!
*stares at Sarthacus worried* at least let me rap my arm before you try to kill me
*sends loads of Clones of myself and Star Wars Battlefront II Republic Soldiers in*
Sarthacus, no violence execept against whoever we are fighting...
*points out of door*
your fighting the reapers and the husks
Yeh... them...
*makes soldiers guard Sarthacus with guns pointed at him just in case*
*whistles to self*
Am I a loner?
*chucks particle gun to Dragona*
thats the only thing that kills them
Ah... does a particle turret do the same?
They have them on Star Wars Battlefront II...
I'll be back later.
Buenos dias!
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
Oh... I didn't even know she was on lol.
*Turn into Force Unleashed 2 guy*
Happy now?
Isn't be a bad-guy?
*keeps Sarthacus guarded*
He's a good guy.
yeah it does Dragona
Ah... that makes sense...
*unguards Sarthacus*
yeah thats fine Sarthacus
*sets up Particle Gun Turrets*
*gets random AT-AT with particle gun*
*hands all men Particle guns*
whoo im back for a while!
Yey Florence!
*hands her a particle gun*
We're killing some random guys which I've forgotten the names of!
don'y use them on the husks they can be killed by normal bullets :]
I;m playin' Force Unleashed 2 demo on Xbox! =D
Darn it! That comment was supposed to be for like, an hour ago. I think the stupid thing double clicked. When I refreshed it, the comment FINALLY published. Gomen. I didn't mean to just 'disappear'.
*aims at a random fat penguin*
hasta la vista
*gives all men blaster rifles*
who's paranormal 3???
Florence, you want a blaster rifle too?
nope im fine with this one...
*aims at another penguin*
Alright... but we're not killing penguins, Reapers and Husks... whatever they are...
I don't need a rifle, I have 2 blue lightsabers!
Yeh, you know, some of us are kind of normal troopers...
Stupid Star Wars...
My brother found a really cool mod for Oblivion. It's a house that has everything in it. Everything.
WOOP WE DD IT there all dead guys
*finds out flos been killing penguins and throws a dagger straight threw her head* HOW COULD YOU!?!?
*shoots Nicolette*
I didn't want to do that, NO VIOLENCE!
Nicolette... at this moment you have 64 snipers, 1299 rifles, 324 pistols and several shotguns pointed at you...
*Gets out lightsabers, just in case*
*headshots Nicolette*
Sorry about that...
Sarthacus, try anything and you'll get blown up by an indestructable walking tank...
And 2 lightsabers...
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