I have returned!
And just time, it appears. The comments section from the last entry is close to spilling over into our first THOUSAND count... 852 when last I checked. You people are INSANE.
I, on the other hand, am completely normal, and as such I have been going about normal things for the past week. Normal things such as scheduling TV appearances, radio appearances, newspaper interviews, heading over to London to sign 1250 copies of Mortal Coil in two hours, organizing tours and generally making sure everything is running smoothly on the run-up to publication day.
Of course, SOME of you don’t have to WAIT for publication day, do you? There are some of you, apparently, who already HAVE Mortal Coil. Try as we might to ensure that every bookshop releases it on the same day, some of the little scallywags do like to sneak a few copies out ahead of time. And so it is probably wise, at this point, to make a rule about NO SPOILERS in the comments section until, oooh, at least the 10th of September. After the 10th, let’s all agree to label the posts CLEARLY with SPOILER WARNINGS- but even so, try and refrain from being TOO blatant...
Because I know, oh how I know, that there are those of you, out there, who will see a spoiler for the book and you will READ it, despite knowing that you’re going to pick up a copy of your own the very next day...! You just can’t resist it, can you? But you must TRY! Promise me you’ll at least TRY, because I assure you, finding out what happens is much more fun when you read from the BOOK, and not from a spoiler...
Now then, this tour business. Whenever I tour, we always pick a certain section of the UK to focus on. Last time I was down the south, this time I’m... er... somewhere else. Details below!
UK
Friday 3rd September,
4pm, Public Signing
Waterstones Bristol
Tel: 0117 925 2274
Saturday 4th September
11am, Public Signing
Waterstones Bluewater, Kent
Tel: 01322 624 831
5.30pm
Public Event at Wansted Hall
Tickets £2.50 – to book tel: 02087087400
Sunday 5th September
11am, Public Signing
Waterstones Milton Keynes
Tel: 01908 395384
6pm, Public Event
Waterstones, Worcester
Tel: 01905 731726
Monday 6th September
5pm, Public Signing
Waterstones Liverpool One
Tel: 0151 709 9820
Tuesday 7th September
12 - 1pm, Public Signing
Simply Books, Cheshire
Tel: 0161 439 1436
5pm, Public Signing
Waterstones Trafford Centre, Manchester
Tel: 0161 749 8623
Wednesday 8th September
12.30 – 1.30pm, Public Signing
Waterstones Birmingham
Tel: 0843 290 8149
IRELAND
Monday 13th September
4pm, Public Signing
Easons
Foyleside Shopping Centre, Londonderry
Tel: 028 7137 7133
Tuesday 14th September
4pm, Public Signing
Dubray Books, Galway
Tel: 00 353 91 569 070
Wednesday 15th September
4pm, Public Signing
Easons, The Pavilions, Dun Laoghaire
Tel: 00 353 1 663 7678
Thursday 16th September
4pm, Public Signing
Easons, Limerick
Email limerick@easons.com
On September 9 and 10, I’ll be in Germany, and I’ll post details of that when I have them.
If you’re coming along, make sure you tell me what name you use on this Blog, and then we can start sharing private jokes that nobody else understands...
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 576 Newer› Newest»awh, cool! i hope my mum and dad will let me come to manchester. :D if not, i will walk there even though i live miles away...
fanfiction name- Arabella Blue-Dusk.
Mr Landy you truely are a Golden God... (ehem... did i just say that?) erm... i cannot wait for mortal coil! (my real name is milly/ emily.) i cannot wait. :D x
stop swearing plz!!!!!!! plz? as much as I swear i don't do it in public! oh and Darkane is right. YOU PEOPLES ARE MONSTERS*SOBBING*, WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?! WHYYY?! tell me tell me tell me!!!
if Fletcher, Billy-ray, Tanith or Ghastly are dead I will cry my eyes out.
Derek, as your minion... Can I be your second in command or your personal pet?
-Does the big cute eyes thing.-
Please?
WHY DO YOU ALL DISOBEY THE GOLDEN GOD APART FROM;
DARKANE, GEMMA, DRAGONA, MYSELF AND... Now that's a thing: Where's Thor?
-Gets up and starts calling.-
OH, yes, I forgot to mention Sarthacus' weapon: A Samuri Sword.
im not disobaying the golden god I'm not reading any comments to do with the book..
plus im sulking in the cornor because my mum wont let me go to see derek :[
speaking of character names, i came up with a great one yesterday. don't know if it's already about, and it was probably in my subconscious, but i'll post it anyways.
howabout Monty Pontiferous?
And almighty 'Golden God', I'd just like to know, do you read every single comment your blogs get???
If you do, you have the highest patience level ever. i try to read most of the comments on the blogs , but i get to like, the 20 th and i give up and have a vimto and a lie down in a darkened room. tee hee
p.s my friend george says "your books are da best. great crack"
plz translate
HUDSON He does. ^.^ He's said so before.
Man, guys! You disobedient people! I thought you were his minions yet you disobey his orders! Argh!! Now I have to keep wondering about everything! Don't you think it's bad enough only being able to get Master Derek's books by begging my parents to buy it online for me?? They NEVER order ANYTHING online! So they're like, "I don't know...why can't you 'till it comes out here?" Then I tell them because it takes FOREVER! and they say," Well...ok...for your birthday." I'm like FINE! Can you just pre-order it now?? I have it all ready here!! And they're like, "No not right now." Grrrrr stop Giving spoilers! At LEAST WARN us first that there will be some in your message!!
I've been wondering where Thor has gone as well. Hmmmm
Oh! By the way! Don't forget the next part of my story is on my blog now!! :] Check it out! Comment! I love comments. :3 *nods*
http://skyrils-story.blogspot.com/
I'm going to see you in Worcester on the 5th. You'll know who I am, I'm the one with electric blue hair.
The closest one to me is bham and thats on a skwl day, sigh :( anywho, somebody wants to know about the competion wether they could enter as a pair? Can they?
Can't wait for Mortal Coil, Already Pre ordered it! :P
AHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE COMING TO DERRY!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! I'm soooo going, I don't care if it's a school day!!!
How do you already have it?! Jeez, I thought I was good.
GUYS!!!!! I told you about my fight with the waterstones man, right? Well,yesterday I was walking into waterstones. And there was a big sign. "PRE-ORDER NOW! SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT MORTAL COIL!ONLY 6.50!!!!" And I was grinning like a cheshire cat. I win, eeeeevil waterstones man. I WIN.
stay weird.
Harly Ryker.
WRITERS BLOCK OVER IM NO LONGER CRYING IN THE CORNER LOL instead im going to kill everyone in my year who mentions the damn prom ITS NOT FOR ANOTHER YEAR PEOPLE , and to scare the hell out of the people who think im Goth and don't wear dresses or skirts am going to wear (I cant believe im saying this) a girly pink dress just to see the peoples faces MUHAHAHAHAHA
AND "THE ELEMENTALS" IS NOT A FUCKING FAN FICTION
IS HAS NEVER BEEN A FAN FICTION AND IT WILL NEVER BE A FAN FICTION
I STARTED WRITING MY ELEMENTAL STORY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG BEFORE I HAD EVER READ STUPID SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Gasp*
Bunny! HOW COULD YOU! HOW DARE YOU SAY "STUPID SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT"?!
DEREK WILL BE HORRIFIED WHEN HE SEES THAT COMMENT!
... Do you take it back?!
Right, I've calmed down and actually ASKED my mum. She said yes, and she's going to sneak away from work to take me, feeling bad for all the times I wanted/needed to go to signings in Dublin, because my parents are hopeless and have no sense of direction, although when we went to spain, they were fine. hmm.... She's doing it cuz she's awesome. Like, where else would it come from? Dad not being my biological father, and all. (I'm adopted.)
I would most definately be Clarabelle. I am real life Clarabelle.
Derek, if I try to hug you at the signing(I hug people, get over it or I'll hurt you.*death glare* will guard people attack me?Cuz, I don't like getting attacked very much, But my snappy combacks usually get me out of it. Imagine: 13 year old girl getting bothered by 16 year old boys, girl says sarcastic things,they part like the red sea and forever leave her alone. Yup,that was me.
By the way, (Don't try and control me. I know people.*death glare again*)my given name is Clodagh Gribben. I'll be at the Derry one,you'll know me,cuz I'll most probably have a black leather jacket, with I wear everyday. Probably going to be over a blue uniform. I go to the school Loreto. God knows how I got in, I'm just a wee bit alot average. I'll bring my others skulduggery pleasant books, the ones I can find. I can't find my second and third, somewhere in boxes, sobs. But I'll bring my first(it's very battered, I've read it eight times and counting.On the ninth time. Hey, it's over three years!) Fourth(not nearly as battered,It hasn't have to survive three moves.) And mortal coil.
ps-I'm from coleraine, speak fast, and will quite possibly ask you if I can marry you're books. I'll find out I'm crazy, But in a good way. =D)
stay weird.
Harly Ryker.
Few, Hello again, Bunny.
Are you going to create a character?
No I don't take it back, I'm not sorry I said it, I'm not
It's as simple as that, I do not write fan fiction I never have. I despise and disagree with the fact that the story I am righting was called fan fiction
No, I meant about saying what you said about Skulduggery.
Okay, definately allowed to go.
I'll be at the Derry one.
I have hair like a lion mane around my head, average height, though short compaired to my friends who are all GIANTS. I'm pale,Have bluish eyes. Will probably be wearing a ugly blue uniform(school...grr....where's my reflection when you need it?) With a black leather jacket over it. From Coleraine, will probably hug you, get you to sign all her books, pose for loads of photos,talk in a sarcastic coleraine voice. Will probably squeal "OHMYGOD!"In a high pitched voice when she sees you. Will have a dark haired lady either with her(probably, for photos.) or standing outside. Will asked you about random things, and then probably trip over something.Will probably ask if she can marry you're books. Will have the given name Clodagh Gribben, But will ask you to sign all her books to Harly Ryker. Will love you forever if you are nice!!!!
Name:Harly Ryker
Gender:Female.
Powers:Necromancer,but good.
Apperance:(since you'll meet me, I'll tell you what I/Harly looks like.) Bronze brown/golden shoulder length hair that's like a mane with side fringe,average height,blue expressionanble eyes, pale,black leather jacket,jeggings,long long sleeved black and white striped top, grey converses or heeled black boots(you'll see why below)silver ring.
Weapon:ring, her boot heels are really sharp and can stab someone. They're only for special occasions, though. Has two daggers with rubies in the hilts.
Accent: Irish, permenately sarcastic.
Strength:Charms evil people into doing what she wants/needs them to do. Kick ass fighter.
weakness:Cocky. Extremely cocky. sharp tongued.
Do I have to? lol no stealing anyone
Name: Evangeline Barlow
Age:20
Bio: At the age of 6 her parents were killed she consoled her grief by perfecting her skills in sword fighting and the manipulation of fire, she now hunts down her parents killer
description: tall long dark hair and eyes she wears a black tank-top and leather jeans tucked into nee-high black lace-up boots and a black leather bikers jacket
Weapon of choice: sword and daggers
yes i take back what i said about skulduggery!
Edit: characters name Kitty Barlow (i sometimes get called kitty dont ask)
Ooookkkkaaayyy, I think there's something wrong with me, last night, my mum measured me, and I am 6ft 3, and I am only 13. Right, that was random.
Part 3 of the story, for people who are reading it. (Sarthacus, Lizzy (sorry if it's spelled with IE, littlepsychobunny, (who's read one) Kallista and Hellboy) If you have not, copy paste the link and then click on "The Story" on the blog list, then move to the one above it etc.
The link:
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/08/undermined-story-part-three.html
Please note: This is not FanFiction, it has nothing to do with Skulduggery in any way whatsoever.
try being 15 and only 4ft11
and i will read it now
Mr. Landy. You sir, are a genius, though I am more than certain that you are already aware.
I cannot wait for Mortal Coil to be released!
Before I continue with this comment, I'd like to say that I actually live in Canada and I am on this site because the US/Canada one sucks. No offense but it is the only one that's different. *sighs* And when I went to the chapters website I believe ig said that it was releasing Mortal Coil in OCTOBER. Yes I would like a moment of silence if that's the case.
But I shouldn't really be posting this now. I'm horribly lazy, I fear. I SHOULD be working on creating a murder mystery game. (They're hard to find and so I offered to make one.) I'm going to be the puppet master, making all of my little marionettes do whatever I please. HUZZAH! Or working on the book that I am writing. I already spent a lot of time doing research for it. But nay,I sit here writing THIS whatveer this may be. I do believe it's a complaint disguised as a comment. My deepest apologies.
And do I have an original character that I am proud of. Why yes, yes I do. Every character I masterfully create is like a close friend/child type deal. Every single time I create something new,I love my mind that much more. (Although we do have the occasional squabble. Like when my mind decides to take an overly long coffee break.)One of my best characters is Mary Hiashi.
Yes, my name is not Mary Hiashi. It is an alias, a disguise. A creation of my imagination. Clever, no?
And I am not in fact eighteen. Am I younger? Am I older? You may never know.
And this is far off topic but I really want to watch a 'scary' movie. (Albeit, they are never scare.) Yes, I'd like to be scared, but I am not easily so. Also, speaking of zombie type stuff (what!? we we're never...) it's kind of funny thinking back. One of the games that I'm always going to remember as I game I (I didn't really play it 'cause I sucked at these games when I was younger)watched as a kid. And my older brother never wanted to fight the big bad boss dude.
Just saying. I want to legitimately be able to say "Release the Kraken!"
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
I'm told that I'm very tall for my age.
I'm 1m 60 something, or 1m 70-71.
Not saying my age but I'm not 14 or 15.
I'll just measure myself right now.
thanks Kallista
its not fair i am extremely short, yet my brother is 5ft6
DAMN MY UNFAIR SHORTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN NEVER REACH THE TOP SHELF ANYWHERE LOL
ARGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE! im going on wiki right now and reading spoilers!! don't talk me out of it!
I wasn't going to talk you out of it, i cant be bothered
thanks bunny, nice to be loved
ha I know im so loving
cheers. did you read my latest blog?
yep i found it funny and I've commented on it
I can't find the measure tape, but at Christmas last year I was 1m 62: I was taller than my aunt!
In an hour or so I will call the real Calum Overhill and ask if he wants an interview, any questions can be posted on my blog.
Lizzy do you think my story is fan fiction?
not really, its cool tho whens the next chapter coming out? hey bolt! im taller then my mum and my bro and my sis but shes only 4
when i find the piece of paper with it on
my brother is younger than me but he towers over my pathetic 4ft11 self the git.
Lizzy can you stop calling me Bolt? It's a bit like what bullies do to call a victim.
Please call me Sarthacus.
awww sorry bunny but im like 5-6 so i cant tell you i know what you mean
I don't mind anyone taller than me is to tall lol
-pokes Lizzy in the arm for random unknown reason I have yet to think of-
-pokes you back- want to move to my blog? i got rid of the word verification thingy
COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!! nom-nom-nom
ok -pokes back- see ya there
Another poke war?
-Pokes Bunny in the arm-
Maybe not.
I am VERY tall, I don't know what I am in feet, but just to guess, I am 6-7ft.
Probably 1m 69-71-71.
-Grins for unknown reason and pokes myself-
Okay derek WHY did you decide to do the derry signing ON A SCHOOL DAY!!!!! i live like an hour away from derry and i am not haulin' my butt down south no way. you know some of us are in school at 4pm. and some of us have to have legal documentation to get out of school( and no i am not joking!)
okay now that thats outa the way.
WHO DIES!! WHO GETS TURNED INTO WHAT????AND WHY IS VALKYRIE A BITCH????? OH NOW I AM ALL JITTERY!!!! thanks alot there you got me all nervous and paranoid now. thanks yeah thanks a bunch>
okay ehem. sarthacus bolt. i know i metion you quite alot in my posts and that is something that scares me quite a bit. but you have no right to say that we are all disobeying the golden god. all these posts are published publicly and some people like to read what others have to say. you should be taking your samori rath out on those who are actually writing the spoilers and not those who unsuspectingly come across them in their daily blog reviewing.
okay that is my teacher/smartical lecture over!! i am sorry sartacus bolt but it had to be said.
it is sooooo unfair that you all get to read mortail coil before me!!!!!! i have read the first few chapters on the skulduggery pleasant ( hail skulduggery) website and i have to say they are class!!
littlepsychobunny i feel for you i really do! believe me i know. ive been there, done that, and bought the fricken t-shirt. i grew so soo will you! theres only a years difference between us and i really dont think that it makes a difference!
i know derek, my king, my god, my lord, my leige said that there may never be a skulduggery pleasant movie. but If there is what bands and/or songs do you, his loyal minions,think would feature either in the movie and/or on the soundtrack???? discuss.
i actually dont know what height i am anymore. i never realy bother because the mearsurements on the tape are in inches and they dont teach us inchs in school. i mean you probably think im really stupid for not knowing how to read inches and feet. and im taking additional maths for crying out loud! OMG i am making fun of myself. that would be the first sign of maddness for me as i already talk to myself but i dont think that really counts because im like
Valkyries dad. i only talk to myself because no one else will listen.
anyway i think you will be interested to know that while i was out on friday night we had a school dance off. well maybe you wont be interested. hmmmm... awkward....
- blushes the brightest shade of red imaginable-
i hate it when i blush because im really pale so it only stands yout more!!!
all my friends say i could be a vampire because i use really big words ( like im from another time) i am really pale, i have bad circulation so my hands are always cold, i have dark eyes, brown hair, i usually like slide when i walk and i can lose my temper really fast! i hate it when they call me a vampire aswell. it annoys me! for example:
i am in class hypothetically, and someone calls my name.( there is another girl in my class with the same name as me so i always think their calling her)
because i dont turn around they call my last name. because hypotheicallt i dont wnt ot talk to them i dont answer. they then call me chandel, girl sitting in the middle of the room, and then they go Vampire Girl!
and that just gets on my nerves.
okay i g2g bye.
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and now think i am in love the dj who is in love with Stacys mom.
hey bolt! want to move to my blog?
weirdo
-pokes both Sarthacus and Lizzy-
oi! -poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke- mwahahahah
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can i ask you a question. are these characters from stories you guys are writing?
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-Gets out a bazooka-
OK, if you don't stop I'll fire!
because i wrote a story and this is my character.
Name:Stevie rae Mc Uaillus
gender:female
Bio: mother form oklahome, father scottish. grew up in Norther ireland with her aunt because at the age of seven both f her parents died in a fire.
Powers: can channel her psyhic energey to any part of her body to heal it and/or protect it.
Description: deep brown eyes, dark brown wavy hair,thick lashes, tall, pale,wears black jeggings, black tank topwith an iris on it, cropped purple leater jacket, back and purple and grey convers and loose belt.
weapon of choice: has developed her pshyic talents to stun enemeys with a wave of pshyic powers.
strengths:cunning, sly, one of a kind.
weaknesses : a soft spot for her 17 year old pshyic teacher Connor( has a different talent to hers)
i made alot of speling mistakes here
oh and WEAPON:a sword desighed specificly for me, purple mist swirls around it (like a neromancer), causes extreme pain to all( but me) who weild it without permisson. the mist can form a seild,spears, and other items. on the blade thereare ninja, cupcake, and dragon cravrings which i can touch for extra help. on the hilt there are all kinds of the rarest gems and stones on earth, and a emerald ( birthstone)
cool , my character is pretty normal, i guess
haha i think you can stop hiding
-sits in corner waiting for something exciting to happen- Kallista guess what -poke-
I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORTAL COIL TO COME OUT IN AMERICA.
Because meanwhile, all I have to do is re-read the sample of it and re-re-re-read all the books before it.
*Writhes On The Floor In Agony*
SEPTEMBER IS NOT COMING FAST ENOUGH D:
*Wishes she had a time machine*
-catches you- poke poke
thank you Kallista. i am currently writing the 4th chapter but i dont no how to set up a blog of my own so i dont know how to show it to you guys. Well i better go i have stuff to do, people to kidnapp etc.
please dont poke me... and sarthacus PUT THE BAZOOKA DOWN if i turn around and find it pointed at me you will be in serious trouble young man.
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and now think i am in love with Connor Murphy stevie rae Mcuallis's pyshic teacher who i am holding captive under the rubble of the destroyed sanctuary.
[This is Val ;3, I just changed my username :P]
*Twitches*
D:
I think I just ruined the book for myself by reading some of the above posts DDDD:
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Kallista Pendragon: Thank you :3
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okay kallista becoming invisable is such an unfair advantage!
i know.....
* steps in to a time machine and goes back in time to ten minutes ago with a fully loaded rifle*
* decides that i dont want to upset future events steps back into time machine and goes abck to current time to resume my search for kallista*
I WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL I FIND HER!!!
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and have resumed my thought love of timothy the tim tam.
quick bunny is distracted!!!! POKE HER!!!
poke....poke...
kallista i have found you i think .... wait .... no... thats just air
okay i am envoking the power of stevie rae and am using my pshyic powers to sheild my self from any attacks until i can get safly away from my computer!!!!!!!
*Gasps*
*Pushes Shewhofallsupstairs out of the time machine*
*Sets it to September 2010*
*Gets Mortal Coil*
*Comes Back*
VICTORY!
*Trips as she steps out of the time machine*
*Drops Mortal Coil*
*It lands into a puddle of water*
-.-"
The world mocks my efforts...
YES I AM FREE!!!!!! okay im going to bed because as i was out on friday didnt get to bed until 2:30am and then had to get up at 7am the same morning so i am tired. good night fellow minions and i shall see you at the usual time of whenever i decide to come on the comuter!
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and am depressed about how my thought love timothy the tim tam has been lost forever. * sobs quietly*
WHAT ABOUT CORK? IM HEARTBROKEN! :(
okay am back because ebony has stolen my time machine " NO all my lifes work" and because Kallista has tickled me. that is not on!!!
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
Not no obviously because im tired but tommorrow WE SHALL RESUME THIS WAR kallista and ebony if that time amchine has one scratch on it ......
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and i am over my thought love timothy the tim tam because i have just met oran the oreo.
*Screams*
*Chases Kallista*
*Grabs your hand and sucks the life force out of you*
*Takes back Mortal Coil*
Hmmph >:O
*Gives back life force*
*Screams again as the minion hummingbirds start pecking at her face*
*Runs away, shooting bolts of energy at them*
thank you for your support kallista but the war is STILL ON!!!
i do not apprieiate being tickled
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and me and my thought love oran the oreo have settled down nicely in our home in the state of ben and jerrys
-sends evil minion rabbits after the hummingbirds-
bye!!!!!!!
* pokes kallista in a fleeting motion*
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and me and my thought love oran the oreo have settled down nicely in our home in the state of ben and jerrys and have bought a dog. we call him twix
DESTROY THE FLYING THINGS MY EVIL MINI RABBITS
poke poke poke
Oh :L
Well then.
*Stops shooting the hummingbirds*
*Sits down on the ground*
*Starts reading mortal coil*
and bunnies kill the flying birds for you cannot die
*Shrieks*
*Takes out her weighted throwing knifes*
*Aims then throws*
*Pins littlepsychobunny against the wall with them*
*Plucks book out of her hands*
I'll take this ^_^
*Sits down again*
*Continues reading*
-sits in corner in a huff-
-sticks tongue out at kallista- takes the knife that is sticking her top to the wall and throws it at kallista the hilt hitting her arm-
poke
*Snatches the knife out of the air as it falls*
*Stows it*
*Pulls her remaining knifes out of the wall, letting buny down*
*Stows 'em as well*
*Sits back down*
*Starts reading again*
*Pokes bunny then runs off*
-steals cookie sitting in corner and its it-
*eats it
*Screams*
*Grabs Bunny's hand*
*Sucks out the life force before she can stab it again*
*Pulls the dagger out of the book*
*Sobs*
T_T
I wondering that too
i cant die, so ha -uses weirdo power to fix book and gives Ebony giant cookie- sowwy
Q: Are we supposed to make characters, like I saw some people do in above posts? Or is that just for fun? I'm lost xD
-wacks hummingbirds away- i despise birds they make me sneeze
it was just for fun
:O
:D
*Takes book*
*Takes cookie and eats it*
*Starts reading again*
^-^
sooooooooooo bored
-dances for no apparent reason-
*Swats at the hummingbirds*
I'm trying to read. Don't bother me >:|
*Deathglare*
haha -laughs at hummingbirds while dancing-
*Puts down her book*
*Joins in on the dancing*
*Is rather bad, but either doesn't care or is oblivious to it.*
ha ive got a new post ,just of some funny images on the elemental's for fun if anyone cares- stops dancing-
good night all
im going to sleep
Hi,
Meh. Your silly poke war amuses me. Water fights are much more fun.
*Throws water ballon into the air randomly*
Wonder who that'll land on?
OMG THE LAST HUNGER GAMES BOOK IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry just needed to shout that somewhere. The computer seemed a good place. I'm going to off to read all your stories, but remember, that ballon will land on one off you.
THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NO MORE TALKING ABOUT MORTAL COIL!!!!!! I AMGOING INSANE IF YOU CANNOT TELL!!!!!!!!!
deep breath... deep breath..... JKLASHDFGAHRU!!!!! there are no word that express what i am feeling.... none at all.
well, Sarah and I have concluded that the first boy to break up with Valkyrie will be killed by her iron fist. and not wanting to live in fear of the things he will do to her.
Sarah and I have already started planning shirts! they are going to RULE!!!!!!!! ...and not give anything away....
*breaths hardly* W.T.F. *takes out sword* I have not read mortail coil you are saying someone DIES?!?! *turns red with anger* I mean seriously, I won't get it for a while after the release date, and you are letting out spiolers!?!? I am not joking inthe LEAST BIT! I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW! *spins sword, touching the ninjas, cupcakes, and chuck Norris pictures* I have been waiting, hoping not to hear spoilers this time, and you know what? *sends army out* I AM MAD. I AM NOT FUN LIKE THIS! *screams, stabs sword into ground, causeing shockwave that wipes out all but a few people*
How could I mis-spell so many things? AND... I thought that we were politely asked to NOT put up any spoilers. And yet they are there. Going against the author's wishes, hmmmm? *Sigh* Tomorrow I have to get some new pants for school. (I go to a uniform school.) I HATE shopping, and going outside during the day. The sun and I are not good friends. And I don't really want to go back to school because for one I don't like big crowds, and two, I'm not looking forward to gym, religion, and cooking class. (I already know how to cook! But out of all the Tech classes, this was the best.) But I did get Geography and French out of the way. Thank Kami! And I really do have to get to work on this Murder Mystery game of mine. I've got six characters and their professions already but I have to figure out how these games work. Argh! And this story of mine is not going to write itself. (How cool would it be if it could though.) My plan is to finish it before my next birthday and then I have to work on getting it published after that. My big problem is putting all of my thoughts CORRECTLY down on paper. "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and lightning bug." (Mark Twain). I've already got where I'm going, I just have to be patient in getting there.
But, thank you Derek Landy for making me smile every time I read what you write. And I always seem to get a little boost of inspiration. Yay inspiration.
I also have to work on playing Comptine d'un Autre Midi Ete L'Apres on the piano. (It's by Yann Tiersen.) And it is TRES DIFFICILE! Your hands go at different paces. (Man I wish I had a real piano.)
Question though. Where the heck did "Golden God" come from? Did some say it and others copied liking it or... did you (Derek Landy) discreetly, yet brilliantly plant it into peoples minds? And if people continue to call you the Golden God, do you believe that eventually people will think that you are in fact a golden God? 'Twould be amazing, no? I wan't to be called some sort of amazing name. (But I'd like Goddess instead of God.) NOT A GUY!
Another thing I'd like is to have some extremely random moment where people suddenly break into song and dance. I'd be quite amused.
I'd also love to have an actual conversation with myself. (There'd be two of me.) Now that would be interesting.
Something else off topic. I LOVE Sheogorath in Oblivion. He is an amazing character. YAY PRINCE OF MADNESS!!!!! "Come visit again! Or I'll pluck out yer eyes!" (Sheogorath) Isn't that just heart warming?
Another thing. After watching the new Karate Kid, I would really love to learn Kung Fu. (Why is it called Karate Kid?) Does that sweater thing really work? If so I'll do that every day along with the wax on wax off thing. And who doesn't love Johnny Depp?
List of amazing people in no particular order: Myself, Derek Landy, Cornelia Funke, Morgan Freeman, Johnny Depp, Johnny Yong Bosch, Liam O'Brian, Dakota Fanning, Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Oparah Winfrey, Brad Pitt (Have you seen the Curious Case of Benjamin Button?), Michael Buble, and I know it's not just one person but the Inkspots. They are the bees knees I tell you.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
Bonjour.
Gemma...
One of those characters is...Different.
Damnation!
I even miss-spelt miss-spell. I think... By Kami I don't know anymore. Have you ever forgotten how to spell a word under four letters before. I have.
And a slight call for help here; does any one know a good sight on myths, monsters, other-worldy beings? (Besides monstrous.com) I REALLY need more info here for my story. And if you know one that specializes in 'dark fairies' or any fairies. I'd be much obliged. I implore you, please help me...
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
STOP FREAKING SWEARING!!! FREAKING IS NOT A SWEAR! stop poking. Evanescence is good for the movie; very metal and Gothic. last time I checked I was 1m 60cm and 11 yr. i was almost crying today when my friend said Skulduggery and Valkyrie die!? Of coarse they don't die. Golden God isn't stupid. BUNNY! HOW COULD YOU?! SP is'nt stupid. How do you get a picture next to your name?
Hey people off the universe,
OMG IT'S MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T GOT A PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok I'll just give him money. Everyone likes money, right?
Crisis over.
This will be the last time I say this: FIX! THE! CLOCK!
No more spoilers. All the people who got the book early must now suffer by not asking Derek questions. All the people who haven't got the book are suffering too.
since i last posted (yesterday) there have been over 200 comments. wow. XD
skyril, thankyou for helping with the blog creating.
dragon pine, i am just about to read pt 3. sounds gud.
btw, cos i know your all wondering, i am 14 and i think im..no wait. i have no-idea how tall i am. so for everyone out there, just pretend i am like a basketballer. a VERY tall basketballer.
which, in real life, i am not. :(
the other day, i decided to right a fan-fiction. and, quite amazingly, i actually enjoy writing it. in fact, the only reason im on the computer now and not writing it in my notebook is because i want to setup a blog so that i can post it and a vast majority of people can read it. XD
plus, Dragon Pine, i just want to say that on my desktop (i recently cleaned it) are three internet shortcuts. everytime i get on the computer, i open them, and them only.
shortcut 1: Facebook. i can't live without. i am ADDICTED!!!!
shortcut 2: Derek Landy's Blog. well that was kinda obvious. can't live without that either.
and last, but not least, SHORTCUT THREE.
Dragon Pine's Blog.
Dragon Pine, i really like your writing, as well as everone else's on this blog. YOU ARE ALL EXTREMELY EXPERIENCED WRITERS. So even if the golden god won't admit it, i will. you all have a great talent and i wish you all a good life of writing, skeletons+suits and friends. cos not all of us can just sit at our computers all day writing. these last few months have been really cool, knowing that i'm not the only one out there that has an addiction to fireballs and writing.
so, in conclusion, to all of you:
Goodbye, and GOOD LUCK!
Hellboy
wait a second- im not leaving.
pfft..you guys rlly thought i was then, didnt you? heh, you guys wouldnt last a day without me.
AND DEREK, FIX THE DAMN CLOCK ALREADY!
lol hellboy
Will you be coming to New Zealand? Please, please, please, please!!!(Puppy-dog-eyes)I missed the last time you came! You have to come or i'll come and see you and you don't want that 'cause my brother says that i'm the most annoying person in the world and you don't want the most annoying person in the world coming to see you, do you?
Please come!
Dragona Pine, the Greatest CHARACTERSSSSS (emphasis on the 's') are all of them in S.P!!!!!! But not a single book I have EVER read are awesomer then ANY of the S.P gang. (they may have come close but not quite)
I'm going back to school on wednesday. WHY!!!!!!!!!!
I'm looking at the pile off school books in the corner laughing at me because I'm going to have to carry them, and my hockey stick and all my other school stuff. I hate hockey. It sucks. The only good ting is the school library. BEST LIBRARIAN EVER. Worst thing: Irish class. *shudder* God I hate that class. All you English, Scottish, Welsh, Australian, New Zealand, American, Canadian, German, French, Italian, Russian, African, Asian, Chinese, Japanese and people from other countries I can't spell are sooooooooooooo lucky you don't have to learn Irish. Although Ireland is awesome we should have better Irish classes.
I'll stop ranting but, this is going to be funny, what do you think this means in English? NÃl iontu ach amadáin. Don't look up the answer.
MAN! SERIOUSLY! U! NEED! 2! COME! BAAK! 2! AUSTRALIA! I CAME DOWN TO RIVERBEND BOOKS IN BRISSY (BRISBANE, QLD, AUSTRALIA) AND SAW U AND IT WAS A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!!! I LOVE U! (Not like that, but like your a really awesome person and I would love to be your friend... actually I really shouldn't have put that... Don't take it the wrong way, I don't LOVE YOU, love you... just... um... *Awkward*... Let's just say I'm the person who definitely loves the Skulduggery Pleasant more THAN ANYONE ELSE!! NO.1.IS.ALLOWED.2.ARGUE.THAT.POINT.WITH.ME!!! I.WILL.BITE.UR.HEAD.OFF.IF.U.DO!!! a[-==NOF'E]FNIA.//>>,P#$@*+KOAG>>BLARRRRGH!! OK... phew... now that mah lil' spazzy attakky is over... Let's get back to mah point...) Derek, U must come baak to Australia. Thank U...
Once again... I M the biggest fan of U and the Skulduggery Pleasant books.
Also, MORTAL COIL WAS OFF DA HOOK!!! AWESOME AS!
P.S................
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COME BAAK TO AUSTRALIA COME BAAK TO AUSTRALIA
Thanks for everyone who has commented on my blog and the next part in the story is up.
Thanks also for people who are following my blog and people who say my stories are good.
Thankyou
Lol
NÃl iontu ach amadáin means...
Are just fools? Is that right?
cheese panii's
yeah it does mean that
hey peepzels i am back.
kallista, so i thought about it and i realise i dont wnat to start a war. i hope you can forgive my behaviour but that was just my vampire nature comming out. i accept your humming bird and am now im ikea looking for a nice bird house to keep it in.
ebony where is my time machine?????? i spent all of my lofe working on that! i got the idea off stewie from family guy. he still doesnt know i stole it! muhahahaha.
i have now aquired a herd of minion sheep from the green market. anyone who attacks me will feel their rath and the rath of their leader the mighty sheep dog!!!!
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and have just filed a divorce for my thought love oran the oreo who i kicked out of our home in the state of ben and jerrys and heve kept our dog twix.
hey do you guys know how to make a blog so i can ost my story?????????????? helpppppp!!!!!!!
i am a victim of the faceless ones and have won my divorce case over my thought love oran the oreo who now lives in a crisp packet outside my home in ben and jerrys and has just been eaten by our dog twix
Yo, peeps.
AHHHH FECK SAKE PLEASE STOP POSTING SPOILERS!!!!!OR I'LL MURDER YOU WITH MY STOMPY BOOTS!!!!!
*Sniffles* I'M SOOOO SHORT!!!! I'm not as short as some of you, but the problem is all my friends are like freaking six foot!!! at 13!!!! I'm 5"2, and they call me:shortie,midget jem,ompa lumpa(even though I'm not orange...),shortso, hurry up shortie(cuz I can't...keep....UP!!!) And, the ones I like, Funsized(that's what I called myself. FUNSIZED PEOPLE, I ALLOW YOU TO USE THE WORD.) Or, my comeback when someone says I'm short "Hey, not my fault I'm vertically challenged." And in school, we have some chairs that are taller than others, and they take them to annoy me....=P.
*Sits on a lounge chair with popcorn and mortal coil, watching poke war.*
stay weird.
Harly Ryker.
shewhofellupstairs i just finished a rather simple blog, so here's some good instructions.
1. go into google
2.search 'blogger' and hit the 'i'm feeling lucky' button instead of the usual google search. or just search it and click on the first link to come up.
3. in really big letters it should have the words 'create your own free blog'. click this button.
4. the steps are easy to follow from here. you can edit your blog however you want, even go into a new 'template designer.' however, when in this please refrain from clicking the 'advanced options' tab. it does nothing really. just asks you wether or not it should change the color of a hundred different things. :(
so, in conclusion, make it, spread the word and hope as hell someone will visit. cos thats wat i'm doing.
EVERONE I JUST GOT A NEW BLOG!!!!
VISIT IT AT:
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/
the newest story will be up in a few days. we will be starting off with a nice and neutral fan-fiction that i am working on.
in the meantime, spread the word.
ALSO, DEREK LANDY PLEASE VISIT! MY FAN-FICTION WILL INCLUDE YOU! YES YOU!!!!
so visit, or so help me i'll...i'll...
*thinks up incredibly smart plan*
welll..yeah. :/
OMG Hellboy thank you soooooo much. i will be visiting your blog definitly!
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and my dog twix is a suspect in the murder investigation of my thought love oran the oreo
Im seriously depressed :[
*bows* ur welcome shewhofellupstairs.
y are u depressed, nicol?
Okay my blog is up and i will start to post my stories in the near future!!!
here is the web thing of it:
http://shewhofallsupstairs.blogspot.com/
bye!!!!!!
I WILL REACH THE 400TH COMMENT!
ALL ON MY OWN!
AND NO-ONE CAN STOP ME!!!
MWAHAHAHAHHA!!!
400TH COMMENT!!!! YEEESSSSS!!!!!!
NOW EVERONE VISIT MY BLOG AND BECOME A FOLLOWER PLEASE!
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/
VIIIISSSIIIITTT!!!!
STOP SHOUTING!!!!!
I HAVE VISITED AND I AM A FOLLOWER!!!!!!!!!
AND HA 402nd COMMENT!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA
* coughs starts to choke*
* chokes out the words " damn you hellboy" before collapsing on the floor unoving*
that was ment to be unmoving
404th
why do i keep doing this!!!?????
oh well. kallista i am now following yours, bunnys and sarthacusses blogs!!oh and hellboys!!!
this is my spirit talking by the way because hellboy caused the fatal act that obviously caused me to die.
congrats Hellboy!
okay i am posting the first chapter of " carnival tricks" NOW!!!!!!!!!!
please read it....
NÃl iontu ach amadáin means, They are only fools. You were close Dragona Pine. Seriously. There is something wrong with me. I go to sleep at 2 in the morning and I wake up at 7 30 and I'm not tired. That is not normal. That's what I do ever night. I can't go to sleep sooner then 2 and I can't stay in bed past 8. WEIRD!
Yes very weird.
Part four of the story is up.
... meer I am depressed because mortal coil has been ruined for me
I was reading comments on the facebook group and they didnt name it spoilers and so now im seriously depressed and I'm going to sit in bed eating scotch eggs all day..
:[
... anyway hellboy how did you know my names Nicole? are you phycic ..
*would normally get all hyped up but just sighs and pulls up covers*
Mumble mumble I hate school mumble mumnble...
Hello, all!
Hello, Kallista.
Anybody who wants a creepy soundtrack, go to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O453C5uuu7U&feature=related
Derek, why aren't you coming to bonnie Scotland?
Come to Stirling, The Thistle Centre!
PLEASE!
If you do I'll be there.
And if you came I can tell you who I am on the blog.
Even my dad wants you to come (And believe me that's amazing!) so now you see how much we Scots admire you!
I'll even put on a Jimmy hat if you come!
Ooh! My turn 4 my character!
Hair: Bright Red with black n white band across
Eyes: Deep blue with silver
Clothes: Black and white top in patterns, netting on arms, red jeans, ring with gem on.
Docmartens which are black (im going to re-create her outfit coz I rushed ittt)
Powas: She has a gist but uses her gems and crystals to help her sensitive abilities.
Hehehe.. Hey.
I'll be going to the bluewater singing =] As early as possible.. I went to the southampton signing last time.. haha.. I lived in reading at the time.. helluva drive. But yaa, I was second in line. So I'm coming to this one too :) hahaa,
My taken name is Delphian Bleak .. haha.
dude, seriously though, you have some mental folowers ^^ and that's most certainly not an insult, 'cause then I'd be insulting myself. Which all in all is silly. By the way.. as soon as I'm old enough to get a tattoo, one of the quotes from the first book will be the first tat I get :p I've told my mom as well :p
"Doors are for people with no imagination." I love it. :p haha.
anyways. Do you like strawberry laces? or Haribos? ;D
xDBx
I spelt signing wrong ¬.¬... paha.
Oh, am I meant to put my charater thingy? Okay.
Delphian Bleak.
Eye colour: parent's were adepts, get trait of eyes changing colour between Green, Black and red. Depends on situation.
Hair Colour: She dyes it, but at the moment, black.
Magic: Adept practice, but she calls it Elemental Necromancy.. But technically, it's not at all. Uses lost traces of life and death to re-create elements, the illusuion and feel of them.
Wears: Whatever she feels like normally. main trait of clothing, black converse, black bead choker, black coat & a pack of cards that she carries.
em HEM! U.S. Please! Derek, your the most amazing guy in the world, but will you ever come to the US? Really, it was hard enough when the books stopped being published in the US, and I had to order them from the UK, and now iy seems like your ignoring us all together! Really, we are not as annoying as our steriotype! Well, some of us are'nt anyway......
Derek, you are a great author, but sorry, I am not getting a tatoo about your book.
why aren't my comments posting? I've posted like five comments which haven't come up.
Thanks to the people who follow and read my blog, I will be posting the next chapter shortly.
See ya on Sat 4th in Worcester then?? YEEYYYY!!! :) Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You!!! For coming to the Worcestershire area!!!! XXXXXX
This is from gabbi (<<< who is a little hysterical). x
and if you haven't read it yet.
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/08/story.html
PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS SO COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PEOPLE YOU HAVE GOT TO
lol just read it, then the other chapters.
SCOTLAND!
'Kay, so I felt like "commenting" again. (God I have no life.) But anyway, Last night (Technically this morning because I went to sleep at 4am... damnation! I only got around seven hours of sleep! *Sigh* Today'll be fun.;) I had a dream about reading Mortal Coil but actually wasn't. So what happened was... I was sitting in my living room with Mortal Coil in my lap, and for some REALLY odd reason, I was carving my name into the front with a knife-like thing at the end of a tissue box? Yeah don't ask. (I almost started crying though. I REALLY love books. They're my bestest friend.) And then after that I began to "read" it. (I just opened the book and schizzam) So now it was like watching a very immersive movie. I don't remember who all was there but Gaara (of the FUNK! *Laughs*) from Naruto was there fighting someone. And then he was suddenly gone. Out of nowhere one of those dog things (Like Nanaki) appeared and it was running somwhere in the trees. AND THEN there was this weird port town where you saw this fence line. And it kind of looked like it had just rained. Behind the bars on the ever so green grass, far enough away from the river that sat parallel to the fence was... Cloud Strife. And I'm not sure but I think he was dead.
Anyway, people here have been making up characters so I felt like it too. Why not, eh? And no not all Canadians say 'eh'. And we don't say it in that wierd way either. AnyWHO, here is my brilliant character.
Name: Elicia Trep (Trep being short for trepidation of course.)
Height: 5'6
Appearance: Pale, slight muscles (not over muscley), rightly curved. Kind of looks like a doll. Black ninja style outfit.
Eye Colour: Crimson
Hair Colour: Onyx Black
Weapon of Choice: Shaolin Broadsword and Kunai knives for throwing. (Why Kunai? Why not?)
Magic Class: Adept
Power: She can hide where she is. So she can 'erase any noise, sound, or scent that comes from her'. When she 'erases herself', it's like she is nonexistent. Also, after much meditation and training, she uses thoughtforms as 'pets'.
Strength: Strong.
Little phrase thing: Say goodnight Gracie.
Yep. Amazing don't you think? She the assasin supreme and she shall put Billy Ray to shame. Huzzah!
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
P.S. Does anyone know any websites? Please.
ah ha!!! so your from scottland!! thats like a 45 minute boat trip from where i live. weird.
Thank you kallista for saving me! but can i have my time machine back... it took alot of planning to steal it from stewie.
and thank you for liking the first chapter of " carnival tricks". i will hopefully have the next one up soon!
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and am taking a lie detector test as part of the murder investigation of my thought love oran the oreo!
Why do you all want to know where I am?
Are you all pedofiles?
If you are then I am moving into the wild.
how dare you suggest that!!! i am appalled. i was merly curious because you are always so secretive!!!!!
you no im beginning to not like you very much!!!
although your stories are great.. but aside from that im begining to not like you. so now i am going to plot your demise!!! Muhahahaha.
* goes to watch family guy to see if she can steal another great idea off stewie*
i am a vivtim of the faceless ones and my dog twix has been jailed for rthte murder of my thought love oran the oreo
sarthacus. now do people form scottland have an accent. if so what kin of phrases do you use because my character is scottish so i want her to be realistic.
i have just posted the second chapter of carnival tricks!
please read them!!!
i am a victim of the faceless ones and have gotten over my thought love oran the oreo and now think i am in love with pat the potato waffle.
well, lets see, this is my first comment and i have to say Sir Derek, you have quite the audience here. I wanted to request if you could come to central london, because i am indeed in london but all your book signings cost fuel, and i for one do not like to pay for expensive petrol just to get 1 amazingly awesome book signed by a mad / bigheaded almost amazingly eccentric and zany, almost very slightly bipolar author in a faaarrr faaarrr away land.
there. i have expressed myself. Well, see you in kent. (;
what was the sheer point of writing the above paragraph full of nonsense? i do not know. at all. aaah the life is in perfect balance, yet again....
until next time
i have just posted the third chpater of carnival tricks!
Please read them!!!!
OK, now thay I know none of you are pedofiles, I can be "normal", again.
Shewhofallsupstairs, Sarthacus is Scottish as well.
Sorry about offending you. I think I'm like Gordon: offending people without realising it, then the part that is un-Gordon-ish, I imply it and the peple go mad at me.
I like to be secretive.
Derek, come to Scotland, your minion is waiting for you!
it okay i forgive you.
* puts plans for destructo ray into a drawer for a rainy day*
have you read my stories????? i really want people to read them!! i have posted like three i one day. i am on fire! ( figurativly of course)
oh sarthacus you didnt really answer my question.
i am a victim of the faceless ones and have just bought my thought love pat the potato waffle a red sauce jumper.
IM GOINGG TO MEEEEET DEREKKKKKK LANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAY!
YAY!
YAY!
WE SHOULD SORT OUT A SECRET CODE OR SOMETHING SO U KNOW ITS ME...LIKE..LIKE...HMM. ERM. U THINK OF SOMETHING. my brain isnt as good since i hit it on the bookcase this morning *gozzy look then falls over*
COZ IT COULD BE LIKE:
Derek: Hello there.
Me: The pidgen has flowen to the cake store.
Derek: Why hello there Geckogirl.
My Dad: *gasp* how did he know?
*Derek and Geckogirl exchange a secret smile of knowing while my dad gets all confuzzled*
see? would that not be cool. mainly because it will make my dad confuzzled all day. that,in itself, is a huge achivement.
so anyway back to being happy!
IM GONNA MEEET DEREK LANDYYYYYYY!
IM GONNA GET MY BOOKS SIGNED.
THEN IM GONNA GO GET SOME PIEEE B4 I GO HOMEEEE!
THEN ILL BOAST TO ALL MY FRIEDNS!
THEN THEY WILL THROW ME IN A DUSTBINNNNN..wait...thats not fun. :|
anyway toodley toodley pip every1.
teehee!
i got a big bag of crabs here!
im gonna put them in my mouth OH YES!
im gonna run around the town on a market day!
then every1 will look at me and say he's got a mouth full of crabs!
weebls songs are so cool.
and greetings to shewhofallsupstairs
i dont know how long uve be have been on this blog. but im sorry coz i only just noticed u now. :|
this would be akward if u had been on this blog for many months now.
if so im sorry. :| and do u want an imaginary cookie as a sorry presant? imaginary cookies are better than no cookies!
and if you've only been on a few days...or hours...or minutes then HI! and yes u may still have an imaginary cookie.
oh to hell with it! IMAGINARY COOKIES FOR ALL!
thank you. i accept your imaginary cookie and yes i have been here a while but my previous name was (u!!3^1901 so i forgive your mistake.
here as an " i forgive you presant take one of my minion sheep.
pedofiles?wtf, no way lol.
My mother is isane.Derek, I warn you. Bring a tranquliser gun. She's insane. She knows that we talk to here, and she's INSANE. Proof:She wants me to get you to call her Pretty pony unicorn princess.(my fault, was explaining the three names thing. DON'T DO IT.) And said to tell you that you'll be blinded by her awesomness when you see her at the book signing, which you sadly will see her. God help me, How I'm not a complete nut job.
stay weird.(But not like my mum.)
Harly Ryker.
okay im getting obbsessive here but please please read my stories and then tell me what you think because sometimes, actually never, critizim can be a good thing.
actually it cant. it would hurt my feelings.
but i still wantyou all to give me CONSTRUCTIVE critizim
minion sheep? wow. thankyou shewhofallsupstairs. that, is the bst presant of all :D
im gonna call it Jerry :)
and i sympathise with you Harly Ryker because if it wasnt for my dad, my aunty offered to take me.
my aunty is....unique.
heres what would happen:
Derek: Hi there! What's your...
My aunty: YOU! your that author fellow! i hope ur a good writer! i havent come all the way to this book shop for a bad writer!
Me: I'm so sorry. I..
Aunty: so whats this book of urs all about then?
and so on so forth.
Geckogirl, where are you meeting him, if you don't mind me asking?If it's Derry, then you'll see me and my insane mother.
Yes,yes, Derek, we must come up with some sort of code, so people will be confused and think we know each. hehe.
sorry harly ryker im going to liverpool :(
i wish i could see u and ur insane mother in Derry
perhaps i could distract her for u with something shiny...hmm.
but yes derek!!! please make up some sort of code so u know who i am and i can confuzzle my dad.
also plase make one for harly ryker so she can confuzzle her strange mum and then i shall fly over and distract her with something shiny!
Hey, Geckogirl. Be right back; nearly finished my homework.
That sounds like my friend Cormac! Only in girl from. But, he is gay. I miss him! Me'n him are like besssssttiiiiieeeesssss!!!!LOVE YOU CORMACIZLES!!!!!
(Not on here, just thought I'd say it anyway haha.)
she sounds funny.
Ahhh these lunchables are sooo fetery!!!
ohhh harly ryker im going to derry. hopefully. ill just skip school...hmm...if i just sneak out the back way...maybe i should look at that destructo ray again.....
* opens drawer, takes out plans and trys to look like shes doing calculations*
hi everyone, blah im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored
hey bunny what you up to?????
have you read my stories??
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