Tuesday, August 3, 2010

A Call To Arms!

ATTENTION MINIONS!

I need your help! I need at LEAST two hundred replies, from as many of you as possible, to this post before tomorrow. If I get that, then Laura- the REAL Valkyrie Cain- has agreed to do an interview about what it means to be the basis for such an awesome character!

TWO HUNDRED REPLIES, my Ninja Leprechauns! Get to it!

489 comments:

  1. Do they all need to be from different people? :) #2 :D

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  2. real valkyrie cain you mean your sisters babie xD
    lol
    your just going to answer the questions for her

    but i have a question,
    why you name the book skullduggery when the main chara is realy Val i mean skull-mans cool and has a cool name but you knwo not name it anything else?????

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  3. Beth, I think Derek means the actual Laura, who can walk and talk and is obviously kick-ass, being the inspiration for Valkyrie. And since the book is told from Valkyrie's point of view, Skulduggery is her way into the world where she belongs. It all started with him and Gordon. So I think Derek was right to name the book Skulduggery Pleasant instead of Valkyrie Cain or Stephanie Edgley, because Valkyrie Cain doesn't exist until the middle of the first book and Stephanie Edgley would be kind of a boring book title, even though it's a cool name.

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  4. This is the first comment I've posted here. It feels like I've accomplished something great, done something that matters! Have I now become a minion of Landy The Great? So many questions so little time. You see I just started college a few weeks ago and I am not ashamed to say these books are my favorite by far (sure Darren Shan is cool but you've taken his cake.) So Thank you Master Landy, The Man who found the lost city of Gold. (It's okay if you promptly lost it again) You made the somewhat irrational teenage angst leave my entire being. I feel like an adult now (maybe), but you take my back to magic and dangerous adventures when i need (so desperately) to escape.

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  5. Ninja Leprechauns!?!? Bahaha! Okey dokey Sensei!

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  6. OMG! I can't believe im the 8th person to comment! This is EPIC! EPIC I SAY! COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Benjamin said...Benjamin said...De ja vu?

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  8. I feel like the Kool-Aid man.

    "OH YEAAAAAAH!"

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  9. derek you are cheating! we agreed 200 LEGITIMATE comments! Not ones you put up yourself!!!!

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  10. These are legit, aren't they...? :S

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  11. No! they have to be REAL people! And my comments dont count in the 200! And neither do any of your made up people!

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  12. I haven't written anything until NOW!!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce, to rapturous applause- Laura- the REAL Valkyrie Cain!

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  13. Laura!

    Interview!

    Pleassee!


    OMG FISH

    This message was brought to you by a hyper teenager fueled by Red Bull and Derek Landy ramblings :D

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  14. Your comment SO counts. As does mine.

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  15. Charming! Aha. But tell me, does it have to be 200 different people or just 200 replies?

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  16. Well, you see, Laura added that 200 DIFFERENT people rule AFTER we'd agreed on the terms and conditions, so I'm pretty sure it's invalid. But it'd be clearer if it were 200 different people....!

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  17. Lies! I know your feelings on Darren Shan! I refuse to write that off as pure coincidence!! Emily is you and thats cheating!

    ps Hello to all the REAL people!!

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  18. 200 comments? OK, can be done.

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  19. Two more posts have been made since I logged in to post this. :) We're getting there!

    *has cold toes*

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  20. Although I have nothing constructive to say I'm commenting anyway 'cause I want to see that interview.

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  21. ONE MORE COMMEEENT!! We will soooo easily break the 200th comment thingie.
    GOO MUNCHKIN ARMYY! *Point finger in the air puposefully*

    And Laura, it's a pleasure to 'meet' you!
    You must really be badass.

    QUESTION!
    Neither Dark Days OR Mortal Coil has been seen in Swedish bookstores!
    Will they ever come and if not, WHY OH WHYY?!

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  22. I would leave a comment, but I'm already someone else's minion/henchman. Sorry.

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  23. I am here for you master! >bows<

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  24. I do know that it would be impossible for Mortal Coil to be out but Dark Days worries me...
    It should be here by now, shouldn't it? ;_;

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  25. Oh no I forgot to finish, it means I have to post another.

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  26. Woops, there I go again. How is everyone? Good? I'm good, thank you for asking.

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  27. I don't know what anything you said ment but yeah. REPLY. Woo hoo :O. Okay I'm done here.

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  28. Oh yeah and I forgot to mention; ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!!!

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  29. I am here your derek-golden-god-ness ^^
    Your army of ninja lepricans and minions are ready
    Abs ^^

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  30. SWEET! Here's a reply! XD Is there any way possible the rest of the books will get into America?

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  31. Here's a comment - anyone watching that new series, Sherlock??
    It's really really good. I mean, the casting is just perfect, Benedict Cumberbatch is so right for Holmes, and Martin Freeman makes a great Watson. Go watch it NOW. x

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  32. Oooh, she must be cool.
    DEREK!!!!! GET LAURA TO SAY HI TO ME IF SHE CAN!!!! PLEEEEEEEASE?!?!?!?
    Also, you know what sort of character would be cool? One of those "energetic" (as a nice way to but it) who is loud, noisey, and annoying. They are always so funny! Like Ritchan from Fruit Baskets. So funny.

    I'm gonna go see inception tonight.

    Stay weird.
    Harly Ryker.

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  33. @nye, good idea, but you might want to check ur spelling

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  34. That would be awesome, great to read.

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  35. hmm not sure what to say but I want to add a comment so here it goes....

    Your Books Rock Socks!! <3

    anyway there is another comment so I now feel accomplished for helping you in your quest!! =]

    so peace out and rock on =]

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  36. Greetings from Germany! I'm still waiting of Book Number 4... :D

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  37. Hi Derek! It's taken me so bloody long to set up a Google Account but I've done it!
    I had a funny conversation with my mum yesterday. Everyone of my friends (except me) has tried to get a tan. It's not possible for me with my Irish and Dutch skin, anyways, wouldn't Skulduggery just get sunbleached?
    We need a national Munchkin Army day!

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  38. Hello from Portsmouth! Lets get to 200 replies!

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  39. Oooh i want to read that interview! What happens if you get 199 replies???????? :O

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  40. Oh yeah! I always think of Skulduggery (and the whole series for that matter) when I hear the song People are Strange by The Doors.

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  41. While we're all here, we should write a song! One line each, just for fun! An anthem to honour our Gold God! Who's gonna start?

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  42. Woah, I would love to see that interview. More comments people!

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  43. i would luv to see it too your books are brilliant

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  44. oh i had a question, are there still going to bee 9 books? And is there the possibility of more after that? :)

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  45. The real Valkyrie Cain? That sounds interesting! Here's my contribution at the nicely rounded comment number of 60, if I hurry ;)

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  46. i help!! i is a good minion!!

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  47. Yay!
    Interview with the REAL VALKYRIE!
    You and Derek rock!
    Looking forward to the interview if we reach the 200s!
    Skulduggery ROCKS!:D

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  48. I want an interview with the Real Valkyrie! Do it Laura-we need you!!!

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  49. OMG pls pls pls do the interview Laura we r all practically dieing here !!!!

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  50. WOWWW! I'm commenting on something that has been commented on by THE REAL VALKYRIE CAIN...and....DDDEEERRREEEKKK LLLAAANNNDDDYYY!!!!!!! Yay.

    Here is my contribution. :)

    Ahaa. Val and Mr Landy. :D << I have braces so that wouldn't look like me... :/

    PS. I forgot to log in and almost lost my comment. Thank the lord for Copy & Paste.

    xxx

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  51. DEREK LANDY U ARE THE MOST AWSOME AUTHOR IN THE AUTHOR HISTORY!!

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  52. ha ha ha imma gonna comment on and on and on until we get to 70 lol!!

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  53. imm running out of ideas to write ....

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  54. i couldnt be asked to count the comments so i just had to look into the orange bar number thingy lol

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  55. OMG I HAVE NOW ACOMPLISHED SOMETHING THAT I HAVE DREAMT OF SINE 30 SECONDS AGO 70 COMMENTS WOOP WOOP!!

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  56. lol ill start the song!! i have nothing better to do so....

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  57. We the ninja Leprechauns love derek....

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  58. We think his books are awsome to....

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  59. well done on figuring that one out barry

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  60. i bet we will get to 100 bo 10 lol

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  61. Yes!! I'd love to hear an interview!!

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  62. oh and greeting from POLAND UK RUSSIA and BRAZIL (me and me mates!!)

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  63. Refreshing page evry 5 minutes to see loads of new comments written evry time....dont blame me for commenting so much i really want to see the interview!!

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  64. We the ninja Leprechauns love derek,
    We think his books are awsome to,


    anymore to the song or is that it??

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  65. BAD GUY COMPETITION UPDATE!
    WE ARE HOLDING A COMPETITION FOR THE BEST SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT BAD GUY! BEFORE EACH OF YOUR POST PLACE ONE OF THESE CHEERS FOR YOUR FAVORITE BAD GUY!


    Team Sanguine:
    THE NO EYED BAD GUY! SANGUINE RULES!


    Team Spring Heeled Jack:
    WEIRD LITTLE CREEPY FREAK, HIS AWSOMENESS WILL MAKE YOU SHRIEK! GO JACK! GO JACK!

    Team Scapegrace:
    A SINGLE PERSON HE'LL NEVER SLAY,
    BUT WE LIKE HIM ANYWAY! WHEN I SAY SACPE< YOU SAY GRACE! SCAPE!


    WHO DO U VOTE 4??????

    THE NO EYED BAD GUY! SANGUINE RULES!!! xxxx <3

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  66. Oh, I reckon you're gonna get 200 comments easy peasy

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  67. when landy finishes his last book his leprachaun ningas will rise up against him and threaten him until he writes another book!

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  68. everyone who like skulduggery pleasant say "I" anyone who doesn't doesn't like it! (hehehe a great way to make people comment).

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  69. Hey I'm a real girl!!!
    Since you doubt me this comment should also count

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  70. wow you are all actually doing this! I made this bet with Derek assuming it was NEVER going to reach 200! Looks like the interview might actually happen afterall!

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  71. ∂σσσσσ ιт ℓαυяα! уσυ киσω уσυ ωαит тσ! ∂σσσσσσσσ тнє ιитєяνιєω! ∂σσσσσσσσσσσσσσσσσ ιт! ... ρωєαѕє؟

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  72. i cant stay commenting all night. I am counting on the americans to help us (right now it is 20 to five in the evening in new york)

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  73. maybe we should get over 200 hundered to impress laura

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  75. It's 1:55 in Washington!!!!!

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  76. salutations everyone this is spud i like skulduggery pleasant

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  78. hello "odlile" what's your name?
    wanna be friends with me?
    have you ever been sennt home from school early for hygene issues?
    see ya

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  79. hey spud again
    (if your not derek or odile don't read this please)

    my name isn't really spud i know odile and i like derek's books that feels good to get off chest

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  80. spud here

    does anyone else think that the second book is the best for adventure and the fourth is best for action if you do tell me

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  81. I love Finbar, he is the second funniest character in the entire series!

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  82. i hate writing in those letters to make sure you are not a robot when you comment! :P

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  83. The prince in the swan princess is also called Derek.

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  84. just caught the two hundred different people rule :'( so all but one of my comments are invaild? That is sad. I think that if so many people care to comment more than once (which takes a bloody long time on my computer) there efforts should be rewarded, please?

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  85. who are you up for in the all-Ireland?????
    also,ghastly is my favotite character!!

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  86. The no eyed guy all the way! Just thought I'd put my own in. I wonder how many comments we have...

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  87. This is the first time I've commented. It makes me feel cool. But I don't know what to put...

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  88. Might as well comment for the cause :)

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  89. No problem. Have you seen how much the followers of this blog spam? ;) No offense anybody.

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  90. great news!! i live in the US and dark days isnt out yet here so the great and wonderful Mr. Steve (my librarian) got me it from the UK DARK DAYS!!! and i get to read it first (my bro wants it 2)

    P.S Comment every one!!! Comment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  91. We SHOULD get over 200, Odile!! We must show her the strength of Master Derek's minions!!! :D

    Oh yeah, I live in the US too. :]

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  92. hey sky :] here i am (luke, btw)

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  93. am i helping here in anyway?

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  94. how many comments so far...?

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  95. 40 more. yay. hey guys....

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  96. I will be epicly commenting.

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  97. A lot of these people are really awesome. :D a few are Odile, Hellboy, Alix, and Nova Moonshine. Some of them aren't here though...

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  98. oh. well then. i see. why didn't you put me in the list of awesome people? *pouts*

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  99. Pleeze Tell Us When/If There Are Movie Audtions Near Balbriggan.Im Going Crazy(Hair Being Torn Out)

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  100. Hi, Laura! Can't wait for the interview.

    Derek, about what time of day do you usually read these comments? In the morning, before you go to bed, what?

    And when exactly does this bet, like, close? Tomorrow in IRELAND, right?

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  101. well fiddle-dee-dee! you've hit the nail on the head! You're so EPIC. :]

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  102. lol :] you know. i'm more epic than you :]

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  103. ADAM LAMBERT IS SO FREAKING AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. HE'S SO AWESOME. ADAM LAMBERT IS SO AWESOME. and so is derek landy :]

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  104. It's time to hit the twitter! And the yahoo!XD
    Oh anybody who likes anthony horowitz i'd love your opinions on my new blog entry:P

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  105. This is the 176th comment.... we're almost there!

    Laura seriously did not believe we could get over 200 comments from as many people as possible, but I knew my minions wouldn't let me down... I'll show her... We'll ALL show her...

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  106. Haha! Yes, indeed we shall! And I will keep posting and recruiting as many as possible till...as late as I can! :D

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  107. Laura had NO idea what she was getting herself into. =)

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  108. Wow kinda funny to see how quickly the different posts come in :) many of these are with in minutes of eachother a little freaky, cool, but freaky to know that we all give him so much power :I not really sure if that is good or not :/

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  109. Awesome! Come on Laura :D

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